AE :: Volume #5 我讨厌机器人

#146: For the entire human race, can only put in great inconvenience to you dead time one


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Doesn't matter, this does not have single?” Sees Luo Su to look hesitant, Spooner thought that this can win, immediately decides: Said that you know anyone, which single, I make you choose one!” “没关系,这不还有单身的吗?”见罗素面露犹豫,斯普纳觉得这把能赢,立即拍板:“说吧,你都认识谁,哪个是单身的,我让你选一个!” Ada king?” 艾达・王行吗?” The Luo Su complexion is strange, said awkwardly: That time that you are on leave, she manages Area 28 temporarily substituting, we were together for probably one week. But...... is this very unfair to you?” 罗素面色古怪,尴尬道:“你休假的那段时间,她暂代管理28区,我们相处了大概一个多星期。可……这对你很不公平啊?” Ada king, the Chicago police spent......” Spooner hesitant, he and Ada knew, but he knows that capturing/raiding difficulty MAX of opposite party, approximately came out to be very difficult. 艾达・王,芝加哥警花……”斯普纳犹豫了一下,他和艾达认识,但他知道对方的攻略难度MAX,约出来很难。 However, sees Luo Su that puzzled face, Spooner clenches teeth: Doesn't matter, she, the difficulty great ability had the comparability.” 不过,看到罗素那张纠结的脸,斯普纳咬了咬牙:“没关系,就她了,难度大才更有可比性。” Indeed, Spooner does not have the confidence to make Ada to come out, but he thinks that the Luo Su possibility should be lower. After all by being together time, Luo Su one week, he has managed several cases with Ada from all sides with joint forces, being together is happy, drops out this face, Ada must sell his face, orally is perfunctory two good. 诚然,斯普纳没信心约艾达出来,但他认为罗素的可能性应该更低。毕竟论相处时间,罗素才一个星期,他前前后后和艾达合力办过几次案子,相处还算愉快,抛下这张老脸,艾达怎么也得卖他个面子,口头上敷衍两句也行。 Luo Su pulls out the cell phone: Spooner, you first hits, do I first hit?” 罗素掏出手机:“斯普纳,你先打,我先打?” You first!” Spooner decided that makes Luo Su first come, if one were cussed out right in the face, he does not need to hit the telephone, the direct determination wins. “你先!”斯普纳决定让罗素先来,如果被劈头盖脸一顿臭骂,那他连电话都不用打,直接判定获胜。 Luo Su shrugs, dialed the Ada number directly, after the telephone was put through, cell phone interface releases the 3 D projection, on palm of the hand big interface reveals the elegant face of Ada. 罗素耸耸肩,直接拨通了艾达的号码,电话被接通后,手机界面释放出3D投影,巴掌大界面上显露出艾达的俏脸。 Hi, Luo Su, never expected that you can this time call me, wants to make me to watch the movie?” “嗨,罗素,没想到你会这个时间打电话给我,是想约我看电影吗?” No? Was not good even, I did not demand!” “不行吗?不行就算了,我不强求!” Ok, completely does not have any issue! How many points movie tickets, which movie theater? Without the buying a ticket words, told me you to look at anything, I buy now.” Ada is ecstatic, she was a mass of cuts and bruises by the Luo Su rejection before, even suspected own charm dropped, this Luo Su reached agreement on own initiative, finally made her redeem a dignity. “行,完全没有任何问题!几点的电影票,哪个电影院?没买票的话,告诉我你想看什么,我现在就买。”艾达心花怒放,她之前被罗素拒绝地体无完肤,甚至怀疑自己魅力下降了,这次罗素主动相约,终于让她挽回了一点尊严。 Spooner: „......” 斯普纳:“……” How like this, should not be such! 怎么会这样,不应该是这样的啊! Luo Su shot a look at Spooner one eyes, said to Ada: Ada, you want to be many, I do not want to ask you to watch the movie, I ask that tonight can open fire?” 罗素瞥了斯普纳一眼,对艾达说道:“艾达,你想多了,我不是想找你看电影,我就问问今晚能开炮吗?” Well, good, your like this thought finally! Now can open fire, my meaning is momentarily, is you comes, do I go to your family?” “咦,太好了,你终于这么想了!现在就可以开炮,我的意思是随时可以,是你过来,还是我去你家?” ! ! 噗哧!噗哧! Spooner chest front mouth two arrows, Chicago police tweed of reaching an agreement, I not in did these days, actually have what? 斯普纳胸前口了两箭,说好的芝加哥警花呢,我不在的这段时间里,究竟发生了什么? Luo Su hesitates for three seconds, shakes the head: Ok, I suddenly want to go home the to rub cat, this, I made the telephone call, the matter of open fire will say another day again!” 罗素沉吟三秒,摇摇头:“算了,我突然想回家撸猫了,就这样,我挂电话了,开炮的事情改天再说吧!” Oh! Waits, Luo Su, waits......” “唉!等一下,罗素,等……” Honk toot toot-” “嘟嘟嘟--” The telephone was hung up, Ada air/Qi crazily pulls the hair, this is nothing, plays her to play? 电话被挂断,艾达气得狂抓头发,这算什么,耍她玩吗? This matter has not ended, the old lady did not have like this to be rejected! I told you, now is not you thinks on me, but was I thinks on you!” Ada is breathless, is roaring to the cell phone of hanging up again and again. “这事没完,老娘还没这么被人拒绝过!我告诉你,现在不是你想不想上我,而是我想不想上你!”艾达气急败坏,对着挂断的手机咆哮连连。 Does not raise Ada that is burning with anger, Luo Su, Spooner falls into to the suspicion of life, the whole person covers under the low atmospheric pressure, despairs again wants to ask for leave to go home the rest some time, has if possible, has a look at the psychiatrist while convenient. 不提怒火中烧的艾达,罗素这边,斯普纳陷入对人生的怀疑,整个人笼罩在低气压之下,绝望得想再请假回家休息一段时间,有可能的话,顺便看看心理医生。 Looks at the Spooner low and deep appearance, the Luo Su extremely apology: Excuse me, Spooner, installed to compel incautiously. You know that I do not want like this, I do not have...... not to think that Ada unexpectedly is such person, disappointed me.” 看着斯普纳低沉的样子,罗素万分歉意:“不好意思,斯普纳,一不小心就装了个逼。你知道我不想这样的,我只是没……没想到艾达居然是这样的人,太让我失望了。” ! ! ...... 噗哧!噗哧!噗哧…… Spooner chest in deep sorrow, was exploded is a mass of cuts and bruises, finally, he discarded the complete dignity, bang withstood/top the arm on the desktop: Come, Luo Su, fights a victory and defeat with the way of man!” 斯普纳胸口万箭穿心,被爆得体无完肤,终于,他舍弃了全部的尊严,嘭的一声把胳膊顶在了桌面上:“来吧,罗素,用男人的方式决一胜负!” „The way of man?” “男人的方式?” Right, is the muscle!” Said this saying time, Spooner a little blushes, what because he sets upright is the left arm, a mechanical arm, let alone the muscle, on this arm the root shredded meat does not even have. “没错,就是肌肉!”说这话的时候,斯普纳有点脸红,因为他竖起来的是左胳膊,一条机械手臂,别说肌肉,这条手臂上连根肉丝都没有。 Luo Su built the left arm to grasp similarly, closely covered Spooner's palm: „It is not quite good, do not visit me to be thin, strength is very confident.” 罗素同样架起左臂握了上去,紧紧扣住斯普纳的手掌:“不太好吧,别看我瘦,力量方面还是很有信心的。” Little wordy, is the man comes.” “少啰嗦,是男人就来一把。” Good!” “好吧!” Two people get hold of the opposite party palm, stuffy snort/hum starts to catch up, Luo Su really catches up, Spooner is the neural control computer catches up, the stuffy hum/snort is an attire. 两人握紧对方手掌,闷哼一声开始发力,罗素是真的发力,斯普纳则是神经控制电脑发力,闷哼声是装的。 !!!” “喝!!!” Ha!!!” “哈!!!” Lying trough! Before wants saying that hand vigor like this of your left hand was big, you single?” “卧槽!之前就想说了,你左手的手劲儿这么大,你是单身吗?” Right, I and ex-wife divorced.” “没错,我和前妻离婚了。” Snort!!!” “哼!!!” Un!!!” “嗯!!!” !!!” “噗!!!” Well, just who talks nonsense?” “咦,刚刚谁放屁了?” After 30 seconds, as two people strength gradually increases, on Spooner face wrote all over surprisedly, looks that Luo Su like regarding the monster is ordinary. Luo Su puts forth the nursing vigor, rises the complexion red, then...... 三十秒后,随着两人力气逐渐增大,斯普纳脸上写满了惊讶,看着罗素如同看待怪物一般。罗素则使出吃奶劲儿,才把脸色涨得通红,然后…… Bang!! 嘭!! A loud sound, the table is split up the collapse, two people duels are suspended, because they were caught up with by the bar security. 一声巨响,桌子四分五裂塌陷,两人的决斗被迫中断,因为他们被酒吧保安赶了出来。 ...... …… Outside bar, Spooner damn the appearance, recalls Luo Su and his test of strength difficult minute/share of high and low, two eyes stare the dribbling circle, is similar to this type(.) 酒吧外,斯普纳一副见了鬼的样子,回忆起罗素和他角力难分上下,两个眼睛瞪得滴流圆,类似于这种(。) Luo Su, you solid told me, you were anything......” Spooner full belly doubts, finally could not bear the opens the mouth: You is a robot, is throwing over the robot of person skin?” 罗素,你老实告诉我,你是什么东西……”斯普纳满肚子疑惑,终于忍不住开口了:“你是机器人吗,披着人皮的机器人?” Luo Su is innocent: Spooner, why can you like this think?” 罗素一脸无辜:“斯普纳,为什么你会这么想?” Because...... because this is not very normal!” Spooner deeply shouted the one breath, raised up own left arm: Listening, me was losing an arm in the traffic accident, three ribs, even lung man-made, can say that the left half side body is the physical construction......” “因为……因为这很不正常!”斯普纳深呼一口气,竖起自己的左臂:“听着,我在车祸中丧失了一条手臂,三根肋骨,连肺都是人造的,可以说左半边身体全是机械构造……” Waits for, Spooner, I must break.” Luo Su is pointing at Spooner's waist: I want to ask, your kidney is also man-made?” “等一下,斯普纳,我要打断一下。”罗素指着斯普纳的腰:“我想问一下,你的肾也是人造的吗?” Shut up! My kidney does not have the issue, original installation, is the meat does.” “闭嘴!我的肾没问题,原装的,是肉做的。” Oh, is really fierce, I am the archer.” “哇喔,真厉害,我是射手座的。” Spooner: „......” 斯普纳:“……” What's wrong, didn't the waiter, why you speak?” “怎么了,伙计,你为什么不说话?” How my TM in wants to get rid of you, then makes the alibi! 我TM在想怎么干掉你,然后制造不在场证明! Spooner aspirates ruthlessly: Luo Su, do not insert funny dialog, now tells me, your flesh and blood how and machine contends. Saying, what are you?” 斯普纳狠狠吐了口气:“罗素,不要插科打诨,现在告诉我,你一个血肉之躯怎么和机器抗衡。说出来,你到底是什么?” Luo Su complexion one positive, said seriously: Spooner, my hide-out like this is never expected that deep, was discovered by you!” 罗素脸色一正,严肃道:“斯普纳,没想到我隐藏地这么深,还是被你发现了!” What, do you have the hidden? What,你有隐藏吗? Actually, I am not the person in this world, I will come from the future, by time of robot rule.” “其实,我并不是这个世界的人,我来自未来,一个被机器人统治的时代。” Spooner: 斯普纳: Waiter, you are saying anything, I hear am not very clear. In the future, human by microwave oven and washer rule?” “伙计,你在说什么,我听得不是很明白。在未来,人类被微波炉和洗衣机统治了?” Do not look down upon the washer!” “别看不起洗衣机!” Luo Su is patting Spooner's shoulder seriously: Will, in the future, you are the leader of human rebellious army. But I come here, is ordered to protect your security, helping you resist chasing down of robot, until you become a true leader!” 罗素面色凝重拍着斯普纳的肩膀:“威尔,在未来,你是人类反抗军的领袖。而我来到这里,是奉命守护你的安全,帮你抵挡机器人的追杀,直到你成为一名真正的领袖!” What, but I am not Will, my name is Dell Spooner!” “What,可我不是威尔,我的名字是戴尔・斯普纳!” Luo Su blinks: Right?” 罗素眨眨眼:“是吗?” Un!” “嗯!” Spooner: „......” 斯普纳:“……” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Be dumbfounded! 大眼瞪小眼! Oh, excuse me, my admitting mistakes person!” The Luo Su apology said: Sorry, Spooner! You know were too many, for the safety of Savior, for the entire human race, can only put in great inconvenience to you dead time one.” “噢,不好意思,我认错人了!”罗素歉意说道:“抱歉,斯普纳!你知道的太多了,为了救世主的安全,也为了全人类,只能委屈你死一次了。” Spooner: „......” 斯普纳:“……” ------ ------ Three chapters of words, sought a monthly ticket and recommendation while convenient! 三章的话,就顺便求个月票和推荐吧!
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