Spooner is the person who cannot idle, is called the workaholic, the vacation, as soon as finished arrives at the police authorities to go to work, in his words, if not go to work his bone to rust quickly, next step was robbed the work by the robot, will degenerate into the vagrant. 斯普纳是个闲不住的人,简称工作狂,假期一结束就来到了警局上班,按照他的话来说,如果不上班他的骨头很快就会生锈,下一步就是被机器人抢走工作,沦为无业游民。 Two people arrive at the parking lot, prepares to go to the area of jurisdiction to stroll, what used is the police vehicle, Spooner's private car is Audi RSQ, the science fiction feeling full race car, the performance flings police vehicle several fifth even/including hair clips to be curved, when going to work is not driving appropriately, moreover race car, only then two seats, catching the suspect are not good to bring back to the police authorities. 两人来到停车场,准备去辖区逛一逛,用的是警车,斯普纳的座驾是一辆奥迪RSQ,科幻感十足的跑车,性能甩出警车几个五连发卡弯,但上班时开着车不合适,而且跑车只有两个座位,抓到嫌犯也不好带回警局。 Luo Su boards on the opening manual driving function, this makes Spooner favorable impression increase: „Waiter, you also thought that manual driving is more credible than the computer, right?” 罗素一上车就开启手动驾驶功能,这让斯普纳好感大增:“伙计,你也觉得手动驾驶比电脑更靠谱,对吗？” „No, but likes driving purely, computer driving makes me very irritable.” Luo Su both hands get hold of the joystick, gentle reminder: „Spooner, ties the seat belt, the vehicle speed will be quick.” “不,只是单纯喜欢开车,电脑驾驶让我很别扭。”罗素双手握紧操控杆,善意提醒道:“斯普纳,系上安全带,车速会很快。” „, Can quick?” “呵,能有多快？” After five minutes, the police vehicle arrives at Area 28 parking lot, Spooner lip unties the seat belt palely, the landing hind leg is still hitting to shake. 五分钟之后,警车来到28区停车场,斯普纳嘴唇苍白解开安全带,下车后腿还在打晃。 The computer entire journey goes high-speed and manual entire journey high-speed travel is two concepts, the Luo Su car race behavior rapidly makes Spooner fearful and apprehensive, for fear that the closing one's eyes person did not have. 电脑全程高速行驶和手动全程高速行驶是两个概念,罗素的急速飙车行为让斯普纳心惊胆颤,生怕一闭眼人就没了。 At this time, he suddenly thought that the computer is good, at least in driving, the safety performance was higher. But Luo Su gives him one type the car(riage) the feeling that when the airplane opens, two bedboards, the police vehicle can ascend the sky in addition. 这时,他突然觉得电脑还是不错的,至少在驾驶的时候,安全性能更高一些。而罗素给他一种把车当飞机开的感觉,加上两个床板,警车就能上天。 „Spooner, are you good? Words that wants to spit, that side has the trash can.” “斯普纳,你还好吗？想吐的话,那边有垃圾桶。” „..., I was very not good, never like this felt better. You know that the vehicle speed is also the same, I like this opens frequently.” Spooner truly wants to spit a while, but Luo Su, since like this said that he cannot instigate. “不…不了,我很好,从未这么好过。你知道的,车速也就一般般,我经常这么开。”斯普纳确实想去吐一会儿,但罗素既然这么说了,他就不能怂。 Two people were just the partner to confirm one one auxiliary, otherwise works to present the contradiction, Spooner wants to become the pillar, in his opinion Luo Su is also like this thinks that the car race is one of the demonstration of authority, he cannot admit defeat. 两人刚做搭档必须确认一正一辅,不然工作上会出现矛盾,斯普纳想成为主心骨,在他看来罗素也是这么想的,飙车是下马威的一种,他不能就此认输。 Day of ended quickly, Spooner has to acknowledge that John said very right, even his biased person can locate with Luo Su comes, others like Luo Su being also natural. 一天的时间很快就结束了,斯普纳不得不承认约翰说得很对,连他这种性格偏执的人都能和罗素处得来,其他人喜欢罗素也理所当然。 The rush hour, two people drive to return to the police authorities, this time is Spooner drives, he refuses Luo Su to drive severely, the reason was the hand itchy wants to touch two. 下班时间,两人驱车返回警局,这次是斯普纳开车,他严厉拒绝罗素驾车,理由是自己手痒了想摸两把。 Luo Su has not revealed him, sat the copilot with a smile. 罗素没有揭穿他,笑着坐上了副驾驶。 „Luo Su, where your driving skills from studies, to be honest, I have thought that only then I can open quickly.” “罗素,你的车技是从哪学的,说实话,我一直以为只有我能开着快。” Luo Su looked at a gauge board, 120 km / h police vehicle, goes on the carriage way, spoke thoughtlessly: „In Hawaii, except for the automobile, the helicopter, fighter aircraft, tank and astronautical craft I will open.” 罗素看了眼仪表盘,120公里/时的警车,行驶在慢车道上,随口回了一句:“在夏威夷,除了汽车,直升机、战斗机、坦克、航天飞船我都会开。” Hawaii also has this driving school, don't I know? 夏威夷还有这种驾校,我怎么不知道？ Spooner black person question mark face, had not pondered: „Does Luo Su, later how drink one cup?” 斯普纳黑人问号脸,没有细想:“罗素,待会儿去喝一杯怎么样？” Was inferior by the new partner, Spooner decided that goes to the bar to look for the gathering place, he is very confident to oneself alcohol capacity, can certainly make Luo Su leave smelly. 被新来的搭档比了下去,斯普纳决定去酒吧找找场子,他对自己的酒量很有信心,一定能让罗素出糗。 Luo Su nods to agree, he wants to go home the to rub cat, increases the attribute point by two rounds of thunder and lightning, but Spooner, since opened the mouth, he is not good to reject. 罗素点点头同意了,他本想回家撸猫,挨两发雷电提升一下属性点,不过斯普纳既然开口了,他也不好拒绝。 Moreover, was together for day with Spooner, actually cannot trigger World Mission, this makes him start to think. 而且,和斯普纳相处了一天,却没能触发到世界任务,这不禁让他开始浮想联翩。 Luo Su suspected that this world and first several chaotic world are the same, 【I, robot】 It is not the only plot, or is the excessive plot. The ending implication of movie is very deep, extends, can regard as the machine version 【Rise of the Planet of the Apes】, Also or is 【Matrix】 First passes on. 罗素怀疑这个世界和前几个混乱的世界一样,【我,机器人】并非是唯一的剧情,或者说是过度剧情。电影的结尾寓意很深,延伸下去,可以视作机器版的【猩球崛起】,又或者是【黑客帝国】前传。 Again or, here is similar to 【The Terminator】, Intelligent computer VIKI...... right, the VIKI encyclopedias, have not been similar to the supercomputer sky net, the robot army is centralized in the secret, will be a traitor to human momentarily. 再或者,这里类似于【终结者】,智能电脑维基……对,维基没有百科,类似于超级电脑天网,机器人大军正在秘密集中,随时会给人类反戈一击。 Stated differently, the Savior in this world is the winter soldier, has a Spooner of mechanical arm to regard as Bucky. 不同的是,这个世界的救世主是个冬兵,拥有一条机械手臂的斯普纳可以视作巴基。 , Luo Su anticipates bewilderedly suddenly, if really the matrix is also very exciting, pulled out is better to the ability of anti-virus software. 莫名其妙地,罗素突然期待起来,真要是黑客帝国也挺刺激,抽到杀毒软件的能力就更棒了。 Arrives at the police authorities parking lot, Spooner on escape on Audi RSQ, this car(riage) really dazzled very much cool, the first windshield has extended to the vehicle roof behind, the contour does not lose brief aggressively, what a pity cannot trigger draws. 一来到警局停车场,斯普纳就逃命似的上了奥迪RSQ,这辆车真的很炫酷,前挡风玻璃一直延伸到车顶的后部,外形简约又不失霸气,可惜没能触发抽奖。 Spooner is also, does not give to draw as male lead unexpectedly, too failure. 斯普纳也是,作为男主角居然不给个抽奖,实在太失败了。 ...... …… In bar, Spooner surface, if the dying embers and both eyes are atheistic, opposite Luo Su comes up is two bottles of Vodka rinses mouth, is more valiant than the fight nationality, how does this also spell? 酒吧里,斯普纳面若死灰、双目无神,对面的罗素上来就是两瓶伏特加漱口,比战斗民族还彪悍,这还怎么拼？ „What's wrong, Spooner, your complexion was not attractive.” Luo Su shook the marine, the accident/surprise, revealed in the beverage bottle unintentionally and 95 inscriptions. “怎么了,斯普纳,你脸色不怎么好看。”罗素晃了晃空瓶,意外、无心、无意之间露出了酒瓶上95的字样。 Spooner has gotten back one's composure, puts down the beer bottle: „I suddenly think, recently cannot drink, because of a while ago traffic accident, physician-in-charge made me should better to swear off the alcohol forever.” 斯普纳回过神,放下啤酒瓶:“我突然想起来,最近不能喝酒,因为前段时间的车祸,主治医生让我最好永远戒掉酒精。” „Yes, that was really unfortunate, the man cannot drink, lives also has what meaning!” “是么,那真是太不幸了,男人不能喝酒,活着还有什么意思！” Pū! 噗哧！ Spooner felt in the chest an arrow, wanted. the orange juice to sting the straw depressed, lowering the head the time suddenly sees the basketball shoe of Luo Su under foot, at present one bright, took off the canvas shoe on own foot, placed on the table slowly the cup 斯普纳觉得胸口中了一箭,要了杯橙汁闷闷不乐嘬着吸管,低头的时候突然看到罗素脚下的篮球鞋,眼前一亮,把自己脚上的帆布鞋脱下,缓缓放在桌子上。 The Spooner's on tone toward the canvas shoe, cleaned gently with the sleeves, gently like treating lover, if he initially like this kept hold of the wife, will not have the ex-wife. 斯普纳朝帆布鞋上哈了口气,用衣袖轻轻擦拭起来,温柔地如同对待恋人,他当初要是这么挽留老婆,也就不会有前妻了。 A Luo Su face compels ignorant: „Is Spooner, you doing?” 罗素一脸懵逼:“斯普纳,你在干什么？” Spooner is infatuated with say: „Converse all star canvas shoe, in 2004!” 斯普纳迷恋道:“匡威全明星帆布鞋,2004年款！” „Therefore, you are making the product placement?” “所以,你这是在做植入广告？” Spooner disregards complaining of Luo Su, took up the canvas shoe to show off, said complacently: „Luo Su, do not install, I know that you also want one pair.” 斯普纳无视罗素的吐槽,拿起帆布鞋显摆了一下,得意洋洋道:“罗素,别装了,我知道你也想要一双。” „This in 2035, you also put on the 31 years ago old canvas shoes.” “这都2035年了,你还穿31年前的老款帆布鞋。” Spooner stared the circle the eye, a word word emphasized: „Waiter, you leaked essential ‚all star’, this called to restore the old, was a lofty affective tone, yes?” 斯普纳瞪圆了眼睛,一个单词一个单词强调道:“伙计,你漏了最关键的‘全明星’,这叫复古,是一种高雅的情调,明白吗？” Luo Su sighed, lost to your appearance, the red white racket of basketball shoe on toward table: „At just the right moment, here also has a all star, moreover is in 3 star star AMVP, in addition is 5 MVP and 6 FMVP!” 罗素叹了口气,一副败给你的样子,把自己红白色的篮球鞋往桌上一拍:“真巧,我这里也有个全明星,而且还是三次星中之星的AMVP,除此之外还是五次MVP和六次FMVP！” „What!?” Spooner slackjawed, evolves again husky. “What！？”斯普纳再次目瞪狗呆,进化成哈士奇。 „Hē!” “喝呸！” Luo Su saliva spits on the basketball shoe, took up sleeves ‚to squirt to squirt’ to scratch: „When the Jordan 6 generations, Jordan wins the NBA chief champion the basketball shoe that for the first time wears, in 1990 appeared on the market officially. If restoring the old, I possibly have the right to speak compared with you, said that the sentence is impolite, before I the history to 2019 will have the research very much.” 罗素一口唾沫吐在篮球鞋上,拿起衣袖‘叭唧叭唧’擦了起来:“乔丹六代,乔丹第一次夺取NBA总冠军时所穿着的篮球鞋,1990年正式面世。如果是复古的话,我可能比你更有发言权,说句不客气的话,我对2019年之前的历史很有研究。” „......” “……” Spooner has not spoken, wore the canvas shoe silently, bites the straw to knit the brows to rack one's brains, the continual failure has not struck down him, instead stimulated his striving for victory desire. 斯普纳没有说话,默默将帆布鞋穿了回去,咬着吸管皱眉苦思,连续的失败没有击倒他,反而激发出了他的求胜欲。 Suddenly, he remembered anything! 突然间,他又想起了什么！ „Luo Su, you did not think that our two big masters do sit appear the base here?” “罗素,你不觉得我们两个大老爷们坐在这里显得很基吗？” „Did not feel, the spoiled eye talent will see the base.” “不觉得,腐眼才会看到基。” „Let alone the nonsense, we did man some the matters of doing.” “别说傻话了,我们来做一些男人该做的事。” „Man this matter of doing, do you refer to fishing the younger sister?” “男人该做的事,你是指钓妹子吗？” „Right!” “没错！” „Good, but I to fishing the younger sister am not very ripe, can only try for the time being, is defeated you not to laugh at me.” “好吧,不过我对钓妹子不是很熟,只能姑且试一试,失败了你可别笑话我。” Luo Su was saying looked, hit a sound to refer to calling the robot wineshop attendant, points at several young women who the bar is sitting, told the wineshop attendant their account to tie by him. 罗素说着四下看了看,打了个响指唤来机器人酒保,指着吧台边坐着的几位年轻女性,告诉酒保她们的账由他来结。 The robot wineshop attendant informed several females truthfully, latter hears Yanxi smiled, two bold handed over the thrown kiss toward Luo Su. Then, the robot wineshop attendant brought back to two fragrant paper, above writes the telephone number. 机器人酒保如实告知了几位女性,后者们闻言嘻嘻笑了起来,还有两个大胆的朝罗素递了飞吻。然后,机器人酒保就带回了两张香喷喷的纸条,上面写着电话号码。 Luo Su accepts the paper, the convenient stopper 100 Yuan USD in the shirt of robot wineshop attendant, waving made it get the hell out. 罗素收下纸条,顺手塞了100元美刀在机器人酒保的衬衣里,挥挥手让它滚蛋。 Spooner: „......” 斯普纳:“……” Luo Su blinks: „Is Spooner, this fishing younger sister?” 罗素眨眨眼睛:“斯普纳,是这种钓妹子吗？” Spooner inhaled a cold air, secretly thought person is simply impregnable, but says today anything must draw one game: „Luo Su, I refer to is not this type. These superficial women, if I want to soak them, only need come out the race car key brightly, can select one to bring back to the home casually, does not have the difficulty.” 斯普纳吸了口凉气,暗道此人简直无懈可击,但今天说什么也得扳回一局:“罗素,我指的不是这种。那些肤浅的女人,如果我想泡她们,只需把跑车钥匙亮出来,就能随便挑一个带回家,根本毫无难度。” „Is your meaning?” “那你的意思是？” „I mean, we must look for a difficulty ultra-high female, looked that who can approximately come out it with the shortest time, moreover this person must your I know, can branch out high through the contrast under.” Spooner one breath said, Luo Su is newly-arrived, but he lives since childhood in Chicago now, like this makes some is not unfair, but to win, he was ready for any sacrifice. “我的意思是,我们得找一个难度超高的女性,看谁能用最短的时间将其约出来,而且这个人必须你我都认识,才能通过对比分出高下。”斯普纳一口气说完,罗素初来乍到,而他在芝加哥从小生活到现在,这么做有些不公平,但为了赢一把,他豁出去了。 The Luo Su puzzle knits the brows: „This is very difficult, I just came Chicago one week, the females of understanding were centralized in the police authorities...... may they basically get married or have the boyfriend, made them to come out too that anything, I was not that dissemination green person.” 罗素困扰皱起眉:“这恐怕很难,我刚来芝加哥一个多星期,认识的女性都集中在警局……可她们基本都结婚或者有男朋友了,约她们出来太那啥了,我不是那种传播绿色的人。” ( Under also has one chapter) (下面还有一章)