AE :: Volume #5 我讨厌机器人

#147: Human in the future by cell phone rule( cultivates)


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Next day, Chicago police station. 第二天,芝加哥警察局。 Spooner is dejected, a listless appearance, he had a fearful nightmare last night. The robot starts the revolution, the global atomic warfare erupts, the human civilization backed up last century, the army that organized reluctantly, in front of the robot army who in fierce did not fear retreated in defeat again and again, can only hide into remote mountains and ancient forests to barely manage to maintain a feeble existence. 斯普纳垂头丧气,一副无精打采的模样,昨晚他做了一个可怕的噩梦。机器人发动革命,全球核战爆发,人类文明倒退到上个世纪,勉强组织起来的军队,在悍不畏死的机器人大军面前节节败退,只能躲入深山老林苟延残喘。 This is not the key of dream, became the leader of human rebellious army Spooner dream to oneself, shoulders leader human to obtain the heavy burden of victory. Makes determined efforts in him, leading human times to gain the victory, attacks the last wartime of robot supreme headquarters, he was hidden a robot in human assassinates, got the lunch at the scene. 这不是梦的关键,斯普纳梦到自己成了人类反抗军的首领,肩负领导人类取得战争胜利的重担。就在他励精图治,带领人类一次次取得胜利,攻打到机器人大本营的最后一战时,他被隐藏在人类中的一个机器人刺杀,当场领了便当。 Spooner has a vivid memory about that face, because that robot that is throwing over the person skin is Luo Su. 斯普纳对那张面孔记忆犹新,因为那个披着人皮的机器人就是罗素 Was too bad, how I will have this dream......” Spooner to pat the forehead, felt that own dream is very incredible, because in his logic cognition, the robot is equal to Yu Jia to use electricity. “太糟糕了,我怎么会做这种梦……”斯普纳拍拍脑门,感觉自己的梦很荒诞,因为在他逻辑认知中,机器人等同于家用电器。 Hi, Spooner, your complexion is not quite good, had not had a good sleep last night?” “嗨,斯普纳,你的脸色不太好,是不是昨晚没睡好?” A Luo Su palm of the hand claps on Spooner shoulder, is startled latter sargent jump, for fear that the scene in nightmare returns to original state in the reality. 罗素一巴掌拍在斯普纳肩膀上,惊得后者原地跳起,唯恐噩梦中的景象在现实中还原。 What's wrong, Spooner, your response was a little big.” Luo Su does not have a person of scary scary determination, is smiling to collect to embrace Spooner's shoulder, a two brothers' good appearance. “怎么了,斯普纳,你的反应有点大。”罗素毫无人吓人吓死人的自觉,嬉皮笑脸凑上去揽住斯普纳的肩膀,一副哥俩好的样子。 Spooner was getting more and more excessive, the Luo Su that outstanding people must look at his complexion.” “斯普纳越来越过分了,罗素那么优秀人都要看他脸色。” Yes, this is also Luo Su, conversion is I, such partner rather does not want.” “是啊,这也就是罗素,换成是我,这样的搭档宁可不要。” Luo Su may be really miserable, I made a bet unable to take one month, he will unable to bear Spooner's odd, put in order the depression.” 罗素可真惨,我打赌要不了一个月,他就会受不了斯普纳的怪癖,被整出抑郁症。” Waiter, you underestimated Spooner, most one week, Luo Su will ask John to request to replace the partner.” “伙计,你太小看斯普纳了,最多一个星期,罗素就会找约翰要求更换搭档。” „......” “……” The surrounding police officers shake the head in abundance are Luo Su feel unworthy, he lowers the posture to show good will to the partner on own initiative, Spooner is actually also hanging a dirty look, was really presses him. 周围的警员们纷纷摇头为罗素感到不值,他放下身段主动对搭档示好,斯普纳却还挂着张臭脸,真是太难为他了。 Hears the surrounding discussion, Spooner face was smellier, the obviously put in order person is he is right. 听到周围的议论声,斯普纳脸更臭了,明明被整的人是他才对。 Ok, Spooner. A joke, do not care, I want to tell you, in this world you are not just special.” The Luo Su racket Spooner's shoulder, he was flickering to Spooner one last night, the opposite party leaves the leg was lame. “好了,斯普纳。一个玩笑罢了,别放在心上,我只是想告诉你,这个世界上并不是只有你才是特殊的。”罗素拍拍斯普纳的肩膀,他昨晚对着斯普纳一阵忽悠,对方离开的时候腿都瘸了。 Is far from the evil intention, the wicked interest, the U.S.A person loves the entire gu at most since birth, his does in Rome as Rome does. 谈不上恶意,顶多是一点恶趣味,美帝人生来就爱整蛊,他这是入乡随俗。 Spooner sighed: Waiter, gets down in like this, I will the spirit be sensitive!” 斯普纳叹了口气:“伙计,在这么下去,我会精神敏感的!” OK, my mistake.” The Luo Su booth lets go: If you do not like my future soldier setting, then different guest how?” “OK,我的错。”罗素摊摊手:“如果你不喜欢我未来战士这个设定,那么异界来客怎么样?” Spooner shows the whites of the eyes: „Do I seem like an idiot? Your material from infancy to maturity, including the expense record and medical expense, writes clearly in the police authorities file, how possibly is the different guest?” 斯普纳翻了个白眼:“难道我看上去像个白痴么?你从小到大的资料,包括消费记录和医疗支出,在警局档案里都写得清清楚楚,怎么可能是异界来客?” Luo Su flat duck: File is not multipurpose, can't I fabricate?” 罗素扁扁嘴:“档案不是万能的,难道我就不能伪造?” Hehe, you think that everyone is a blind person?” Spooner disdains to smile, vows solemnly saying: If you are the different guest, I am swallow the excrement to commit suicide.” “呵呵,你以为所有人都是瞎子?”斯普纳不屑一笑,信誓旦旦道:“如果你是异界来客,那我就是吞粪自尽。” Luo Su stared in a big way the eye, you feed the excrement to yourself by any means possible! 罗素瞪大了眼睛,你这是千方百计给自己喂屎啊! The Luo Su empty boasting expression was watched by Spooner, believes firmly that own gambling house must win: What kind of, can hit this gambling with me?” 罗素的浮夸表情被斯普纳看在眼里,更加确信自己的赌局必胜:“怎么样,要不要和我打这个赌?” „, Ok, you will definitely repudiate a debt.” “呃,算了吧,你肯定会赖账。” Spooner stared the circle immediately the eye: How you do not bet to know, if I really swallow!” 斯普纳当即瞪圆了眼睛:“你不赌一下怎么会知道,万一我真的吞呢!” Spooner felt oneself must win one finally, in any event not agrees makes Luo Su get by under false pretences, insisted that must make a bet. 斯普纳觉得自己终于要赢一把了,无论如何都不肯让罗素蒙混过关,坚持要打赌。 Deceives the request that eats to deceive to drink facing Spooner, Luo Su beckons with the hand again and again the rejection, two people create a disturbance one group, in a flash last night has uncovered unhappy. 面对斯普纳骗吃骗喝的请求,罗素连连摆手拒绝,两人打闹成一团,转瞬就把昨晚的不快揭过。 At this moment, Snape's communication made a sound. 就在这时,斯内普的通讯器响了起来。 Hey, here is the crime branch!” “喂,这里是凶案科!” Right, I am Spooner, do you look for me?” “对,我就是斯普纳,你找我?” Conclusion communication, Spooner's complexion gloomy to scary: Luo Su, accompanies me to go to USR headquarters.” 结束通讯,斯普纳的脸色阴沉到吓人:“罗素,陪我去一趟USR总部。” What's wrong?” “怎么了?” I alone very important person...... had an accident......” “我一个人很重要的人……出事了……” Luo Su nods, this time goes to the USR headquarters, is definitely related with that Dr. Lanning, the plot formally started. 罗素点点头,这个时间段去USR总部,肯定和那位朗宁博士有关,剧情正式开始了。 ...... …… Two people drive to speed away from the police authorities, this time is Luo Su drives, Spooner mood is rotten to the core, quietly in sadness, has not complained the Luo Su vehicle speed. 两人开车从警局一路疾驰,这次是罗素驾车,斯普纳心情糟糕透顶,沉静在悲伤中,也没吐槽罗素的车速。 Chicago Area 50, the economy and energy center of city, the USR headquarters are situated in this place. This company is the global largest robot science company, the forthcoming NS-5 series robot, and first four generations of intelligent robots will be the products of USR Corporation, will be the robot domain overlord, the position is impregnable. 芝加哥市第50区,全市的经济、能源中心,USR公司总部就坐落于此地。这家公司是全球规模最大的机器人科技公司,即将上市的NS-5系列机器人,以及前四代智能机器人都是USR公司的产品,是机器人领域的霸主,地位牢不可破。 Creates the important personage of USR Corporation glorious triumph is Dr. Lanning, full name Alfred running, is the founder of NS series robot, is honored as changes the human elite in the world. 创造USR公司辉煌成就的重要人物便是朗宁博士,全名阿尔弗莱德・朗宁,是NS系列机器人的缔造者,被誉为是改变世界的人类精英。 However, is a like this time giant, the note chooses a name to keep the annals super scientist, at this moment is lying down in the USR headquarters first floor ice-cold ground, motionless. 然而,就是这么一位时代巨人,注定名留史册的超级科学家,此刻正躺在USR公司总部一楼冰冷的地面上,一动不动。 Dr. Lanning died, dies of the suicide! 朗宁博士死了,死于自杀! In the hall, the warning line had been pulled up, two people pull out the police officer to prove to enter. 大厅里,警戒线已经被拉起,二人掏出警官证得以进入。 Spooner steps into the warning line, in a metal ring by the ground was induced, projects the total information projection of Dr. Lanning. 斯普纳踏入警戒线内,被地面上一个金属圆环感应到,投射出朗宁博士的全息投影。 Sees you very much happily again, child.” The projection of Dr. Lanning smiles was saying, is not the intelligent program, but recorded the picture recording beforehand, only then Spooner asked that the corresponding issue, the projection will return by the answer, essentially was a reread machine. “很高兴再次见到你,孩子。”朗宁博士的投影微笑着说道,并非是智能程序,而是事先录好了影像记录,只有斯普纳问出相应的问题,投影才会回以答案,本质上是个复读机。 Looks at lifelike Dr. Lanning, on Spooner face flashes through low-spirited: Hello, Doctor!” 看着栩栩如生的朗宁博士,斯普纳脸上闪过一丝黯然:“你好,博士!” Luo Su is not interested in two people dialogues, as soon as he passed through the gate was standing erect by the business hall the ultra-large robot to capture the attention, a metal statue of robot skeleton. Some abstract styles, have the imposing manner very much, visual approximately 50 meters high. 罗素对两人的对话不感兴趣,他一进门就被大厅中央竖立着的超大机器人吸引了目光,一个机器人骨骼的金属雕像。有些抽象风格,却很有气势,目视约50米高。 „, If this thing lives, perhaps only then Ultraman can deal with!” “啧啧,这玩意要是活过来,恐怕只有凹凸曼能应付了!” Luo Su carefully examines the statue, Spooner and Dr. Lanning total information projection is still exchanging, Dr. Lanning in the souvenir photo was establishing the cipher, Spooner does not know the key words, is unable to obtain the important intelligence, this makes him start to begin to have suspicions the Dr. Lanning true cause of death, suspected that murders together. 罗素审视完雕像,斯普纳和朗宁博士的全息投影还在交流中,朗宁博士在留影中设置了暗号,斯普纳不知道关键字,无法获得重要情报,这让他开始起疑朗宁博士的真正死因,怀疑是一起谋杀。 Doctor, what do you have to tell me?” “博士,你有什么要告诉我的吗?” Sorry, I do not have the jurisdiction, you must inquire about the correct issue!” Dr. Lanning as before is the smile response. “对不起,我没有权限,你必须询问正确的问题!”朗宁博士依旧是微笑回应。 Luo Su looks at the face of Dr. Lanning, suddenly thought where is not right, thinks suddenly, Dr. Lanning and Master Qiao grow are extremely an excellent likeness. 罗素看着朗宁博士的脸,突然觉得哪里不对,猛然想起来,朗宁博士和乔帮主长得极为神似。 Originally there is nothing, with the population is rising, hitting the face is also common. But the issue is, Dr. Lanning except for the appearance, has the astonishing similarity in certain aspect and Master Qiao. 本来这没什么,随着人口日益增多,撞脸也屡见不鲜。但问题是,朗宁博士除了长相,在某些方面和乔帮主也有惊人的相似之处。 First, they is a backbone technical personnel of science company, a research and development cell phone, a development robot, changed the elite in the world. 首先,他们都是一家科技公司的技术骨干,一个研发手机,一个开发机器人,都是改变了世界的精英。 Next, two people when the respective company issued revolutionary new product hung, but also strange was the fifth-generation products! 其次,两人都在各自公司发布革命新新产品的时候挂掉了,还离奇的都是第五代产品! Luo Su remembers some plots, the Dr. Lanning suicide to convey the information, NS-5 will revolt against human to start the revolution. The death of Master Qiao, is also transmitting anything, intelligent NS-5 and intelligent IP5...... 罗素记得一些剧情,朗宁博士自杀是为了传达出信息,NS-5会反抗人类发动革命。那乔帮主的死亡,是不是也在传达着什么,智能的NS-5和智能的IP5…… Revolving fears extremely! 细思极恐啊! Luo Su decides to go back to urge the person of understanding, the resistance to import, changes to the domestic cell phone! 罗素决定回去劝劝认识的人,抵制进口,改用国产手机! Luo Su more wants more to think that this is a startled huge plot, human is ruled by the cell phone in the future, although also rules now similarly, but he thinks, led into the matrix and The Terminator plot unknowingly. 罗素越想越觉得这是一场惊天大阴谋,人类在未来会被手机统治,虽说现在也统治得差不多了,但他想得更远,不经意间带入了黑客帝国和终结者的剧情。 Some day before dawn, on the dark street the spheroidal lightning rolls, a old-fashioned domestic-made dual SIM (card) dual standby knockoff machine calmly lies down in the ground concave modeling. It from the future, the guidance Savior resists to import, supports domestic-made...... 某天凌晨,黑暗的街道上球型闪电滚动,一款老式的国产双卡双待山寨机静静躺在地上凹造型。它来自未来,引导救世主抵制进口,支持国产…… When Luo Su has gotten back one's composure, discovered oneself have ridden the elevator to arrive at the topmost level of USR headquarters building with Spooner, saw company president Lawrence Roberts, the wealthiest people in the world person ranked the first. 罗素回过神时,发现自己已经和斯普纳乘坐电梯来到了USR总部大楼的最高层,见到了公司总裁劳伦斯・罗伯逊,全球富豪榜排名第一位的人。 Hello, two police officers!” “你们好,两位警官!” Hello, Mr. Roberts.” “你好,罗伯逊先生。” Roberts had no rack, the enthusiasm entertained Luo Su and Spooner, poured two cups of coffee personally. What a pity, Luo Su to richest family these two character many concepts, Spooner has not always repelled the robot, does not catch cold to Roberts who selling the robot sells the richest family. 罗伯逊没什么架子,热情招待了罗素和斯普纳,亲自倒了两杯咖啡。可惜,罗素对首富这两个字没多少概念,斯普纳向来排斥机器人,对卖机器人卖成首富的罗伯逊同样不感冒。 Roberts mingled among the market nearly 30 years, the vision was cunning, knows that own richest family halo was invalid, facing a stance of Spooner interrogation suspect, the attitude also slit immediately. 罗伯逊混迹商场快30年了,眼光刁钻毒辣,知道自己的首富光环无效,面对斯普纳一副审问嫌犯的架势,态度也随即冷淡下来。 Spooner does not like Roberts, almost did not evade to write on the face, he inquired information about Dr. Lanning, in spoken language aggressive, had to make Roberts acknowledge greatly oneself were the meaning of murderer in inside. 斯普纳不喜欢罗伯逊,几乎毫不避讳写在了脸上,他询问了一些关于朗宁博士的情报,言语中咄咄逼人,大有让罗伯逊承认自己就是凶手的意思在里面。 Spooner's suspicion cannot speak incorrectly, Roberts and Dr. Lanning are acquainted for 20 years, with giant for USR Corporation, because the contradiction in commercial has under the dispute pain the assassin possibility is very even big. 斯普纳的怀疑不能说错,罗伯逊和朗宁博士相识20年,同为USR公司的巨头,因为商业上的矛盾发生争执甚至痛下杀手可能性很大。 On Roberts face does not write all over patiently, does not want with eating spear/gun medicine Spooner rubbish, the pass on message asks a company chiefs to entertain Luo Su and Spooner. 罗伯逊脸上写满不耐烦,不想和吃了枪药似的斯普纳废话,传讯找来一名公司主管招待罗素和斯普纳。 Please have the office, Spooner is very uncomfortable: Luo Su, this fellow has certainly the issue.” 被请出办公室,斯普纳很是不爽:“罗素,这家伙一定有问题。” I know, but he is the world's richest, is only the attorney has three figures, we are only the young police, how can he?” “我知道,但他是世界首富,光是律师就有三位数,我们只是小警察,能把他怎样?” Spooner toothache inspires, the reality is very brutal, without the solid evidence, how he cannot Roberts. Naturally, had the solid evidence, how he cannot Roberts. 斯普纳牙疼吸了口气,现实很残酷,没有确凿的证据,他不能把罗伯逊怎样。当然,有了确凿的证据,他还是不能把罗伯逊怎样。 Places the world of super hero, Roberts is Batman, inferiorly is also Green Goblin, how Green Goblin was possibly toppled by the police, at least is also a reporter. 放在超级英雄的世界,罗伯逊就是蝙蝠侠,最次也是个绿魔,绿魔怎么可能被警察扳倒,最起码也得是个记者。 Hello, two police officers, I am company chiefs Susan the Carl article, is one of the Dr. Lanning assistants, specially is engaged in robot psychology studying, two can call my Carl article.” “你们好,两位警官,我是公司主管苏珊・卡尔文,是朗宁博士的助手之一,专门从事机器人心理方面研究,二位可以称呼我卡尔文。” Ding!】 【叮!】 Host contact plot character Susan Carl article, lottery section triggered, would you like to pull now?】 宿主接触剧情人物苏珊・卡尔文,触发抽奖环节,是否现在抽取?】 Carl article silver-gray color manages the official's costume, with being engaged in occupation, his oneself have the science fiction sense of reality, the hard block faces and edges and corners distinct three-dimensional facial features, the in addition AxByC = 0 geometrical line stature, puts down desperate. 卡尔文一身银灰色办公服,和从事的职业一样,其本人也极具科幻质感,硬邦邦的方块脸和棱角分明的立体五官,外加AxByC=0的几何线条身材,平得让人绝望。 The above description summarizes, although this unmarried young woman is extraordinary, but stature averagely not wonderful, does not have the anticipation, the flat land falls can slide far compared with others. 上述描述总结下来,这位大龄未婚女青年虽气质出众,但身材平平无奇,毫无看点,平地摔都能比别人滑得远。 Without a doubt, this Carl article is a leading lady , wants with the robot she for a lifetime, to like the first half side body if as expected is Spooner of machine. In this case, she not only can hug the machine to sleep, and can eat before resting hot. 毫无疑问,这位卡尔文就是女主角,不出意外的话,想和机器人过一辈子的她,会喜欢上半边身体是机器的斯普纳。这样的话,她既能搂着机器睡觉,又能在睡前吃口热乎的。 Certainly with! 绝配! Spooner hesitant moment, asked: Carl Dr. writing, just your self introduction, I whether can understand is, are you a psychiatrist?” 斯普纳犹豫了片刻,问道:“卡尔文博士,刚刚你的自我介绍,我是否可以理解为,你是一名心理医生?” Can like this say, my patient is a robot.” “可以这么说,不过我的病人都是机器人。” That was really a pity, I want to find the psychiatrist to pour out.” Spooner disappointed say/way. “那真是可惜,我本想找个心理医生倾诉一下。”斯普纳失望道。 Luo Su collects suddenly: What's wrong, Spooner, your psychological abnormality?” 罗素突然凑上来:“怎么了,斯普纳,你心理变态了?” Spooner flips the supercilious look, speechless say/way: Yes, I had saw you sickness of drawing a pistol, was later period.” 斯普纳翻了翻白眼,无语道:“是啊,我得了一看到你就把拔枪的病,还是晚期。” like this danger! You were the later period were in any case incurable, was inferior how I first did kill you?” 这么危险!反正你都是晚期没救了,不如我先把你干掉怎么样?”
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