„Whom this ring do you want to give to? It is not right, do you have the spare tire?” Shen Mangsheng is gripping the destiny goddess ring stubbornly, she discovered magnificence chose/point, the tone becomes stiff. “这枚戒指你想送给谁？不对,你还有备胎？”沈盲生死死攥着命运女神的戒指,她发现了华点,语气不由变得生硬起来。 „......” Sudden murderous aura made Luo Su swallow a saliva, said with a smile dry/does: „I said in other words, actually, actually recently had female is pursuing me but actually.” “呃……”突如其来的杀气让罗素咽了口唾沫,干笑道:“我也就是说说,其实,其实最近有个女的在倒追我。” „Does anyone, name, where lives to be at?” Shen Menghan is narrowing the eye, hidden cold light, even if Luo Su is flickering she, the competitor also has to guard. “谁,叫什么名字,住在哪？”沈梦寒眯着眼睛,隐藏其中的寒光,哪怕罗素在忽悠她,竞争对手也不得不防。 Luo Su swings like the rattle-drum: „Does not know, she tries to say something to smooth things over each time I do not have to manage her.” 罗素头摇得像拨浪鼓一样:“不知道,每次她试图搭讪的时候我都没理她。” „What she is long, attractive?” Shen Menghan has not lost heart, gets to the bottom to continue to ask. “她长什么样,好看吗？”沈梦寒还不死心,刨根问底继续问道。 „You know that I always am reject to the female who said something to smooth things over on own initiative, therefore has not paid attention to her appearance. Only can say 1.72 meters in height, the measurements are 86-60-91, black long straight, the face is very attractive also very has the makings, clothing appearance can judge that in the family/home has not been short of money.” “你知道的,我对主动搭讪的女性向来是拒绝的,所以没怎么注意她的长相。只能说身高1米72,三围是86-60-91,黑长直,脸很漂亮还挺有气质,衣装打扮方面可以判断家里还不缺钱。” Shen Menghan: „......” 沈梦寒:“……” MMP, big pig's feet, this also called not to examine carefully, if you did examine carefully extraordinarily sincerity? MMP,大猪蹄子,这还叫没怎么细看,你要是细看了不得坦诚相见？ Shen Menghan was mad stamps the feet, turns around to leave, decided that so long as side Luo Su presented the young prostitute who met the above condition to pound, discounted her leg, throws into the into the sea|nautical mile to feed the shark. 沈梦寒气得一跺脚,转身就离开了,打定主意,只要罗素身边出现符合上述条件的小婊砸,就把她腿打折,丢进海里喂鲨鱼。 The Luo Su full heavy line is listening to bang bang bang the going downstairs sound, lowers the head saw enters the foot wear impression of ground hollowly, the secretly thought blows flamboyant really has the risk, if this foot uses a strength again, his block of flats collapsed. 罗素满头黑线听着嘭嘭嘭的下楼声,低下头就看到了凹陷进地面的鞋印,暗道吹牛逼果然有风险,这一脚要是再用点力,他的公寓楼就塌了。 „It is not good, I must buy an insurance for this building, if really which sky of building collapsed, the insurance company pays.” Luo Su has a lingering fear to close, he spoke thoughtlessly the female who fabricated not to exist from the start, to let Shen Menghan received the ring, the effect was very good, female Superman IQ plummeted, almost without the fee/spent anything argument to succeed. “不行,我得给这栋楼买个保险,真要是哪天楼塌了,还有保险公司来买单。”罗素心有余悸关上门,他随口杜撰出来的女性压根不存在,为的是让沈梦寒将戒指收回去,效果很好,女超人智商直线下降,几乎没费什么口舌就成功了。 He did not fear that Shen Menghan injures accidentally the female who that pursues but actually, the data speaks thoughtlessly to arrange, which will that present skillfully exactly the same! 他也不怕沈梦寒误伤那位倒追的女性,数据都是随口编的,哪那么巧会出现个一模一样的！ „Achoo-” “阿嚏-” Duan Xinlan sneezes for no reason, is overly suspicious and fearful to have a look at all around, recently always thought some old people discussed her in the back. 段心兰无端端打了个喷嚏,疑神疑鬼看看四周,最近总觉得老有人在背后议论她。 ...... …… The time passed over half a month swayingly, Luo Su reorganized the card that succeeded in obtaining newly, started to watch other movies, the emphasis point as before was science fiction, magic, terrifying and other themes. 时间晃晃悠悠过了大半个月,罗素整理完新到手的卡片,又开始观看其他电影,侧重点依旧是科幻、魔幻、恐怖等题材。 This kind of theme Rank is high, the danger coefficient is big, not the clear plot will be very passive. But some relatively simple feature film, for example the Zombie theme, or threw over the horror film cover is being the stress disorder disease thriller film is rejected by him actually. 这类题材等级高,危险系数大,不清楚剧情会很被动。而其中一些相对简单剧情片,例如丧尸题材,或者披着恐怖片外皮实则是精神心理疾病的惊悚片被他剔除了出去。 Fires a pistol movie that can handle, headstrongly in the past on line. 打手枪就能搞定的电影,一路莽过去就行了。 Looked that the process of movie is rude and hasty, occasionally appreciates can the joyful body and mind, but watches for a long time, from dawn to dusk is uninterrupted even brushes 34, made one somewhat unable to bear. 看电影的过程粗躁乏味,偶尔欣赏可以愉悦身心,但长时间观看,从早到晚不间断甚至连刷三四遍,就让人有些受不了了。 Luo Su understands finally, why many movie critics with eating spear/gun medicine whose catches resentment anyone, on arrives under the director to the actor, spurted completely the entertainment world. When you watching the movie regard the work, rather than the leisure relaxes, will become and movie critic equally is difficult to serve. 罗素终于明白,为什么很多影评人跟吃了枪药似的逮谁怼谁,上到导演下至演员,把娱乐圈全部喷了一遍。当你把看电影当成工作,而不是休闲放松,也会变得和影评人一样难伺候。 Also, Shen Menghan comes regularly, lets his spirit exhausted at the same time, on the physical body also fully suffered to devastate, wishes one could to open World Mission immediately slow one slow. 还有,沈梦寒隔三差五来一趟,让他精神疲惫的同时,肉体上也饱受摧残,恨不得立即开启世界任务缓一缓。 Shen Menghan comes in the evening, is direct open fire, during the daytime comes differently, she will tow Luo Su to look at the movie and window-shopping, opened fire by the evening again, a day three times occasionally five times. 沈梦寒晚上过来,是直接开炮,白天过来则不同,她会拖上罗素去看电影、逛街,到了晚上再开炮,一天三次偶尔五次。 Does not have the rejection, Luo Su expressed that the man must say good, particularly in the bedroom, if admitted defeat, the energy that later where comes has snatched the right to speak. 不存在拒绝,罗素表示男人不能说不行,尤其是在卧室里,要是服软了,以后哪来的底气抢过话语权。 Endures as for the kidney, Luo Su expressed that the big matter, in the insulated cup adds a Chinese angelica at the worst again, every day together fragrant-flowered garlic scalloped kidney, not only economy and materially beneficial! 至于肾吃不吃得消,罗素表示多大点事,大不了保温杯里再加点当归,每天一道韭菜腰花,既经济又实惠！ Shen Menghan leaves each time smiles very happily, she spent many times, investigates side the Luo Su young prostitute to pound in secret, had not discovered that conforms to the data the shark bait. But this is unsafe, only has to press out both eyes to be atheistic Luo Su every day, is staring the dead fish eye like the good-for-nothing, she has the security sense. 沈梦寒每次离开的时候都笑得很开心,她花了不少功夫,暗中调查罗素身边的小婊砸,没发现有符合数据的鲨鱼饵。但这并不保险,唯有每天把罗素榨到双目无神,瞪着死鱼眼如同行尸走肉,她才有安全感。 ...... …… On this day, Luo Su brushes ignorantly at home 【Jackie Chan Adventures】, Is listening to Afu's obscene talk, the System prompt sound to make a sound in the mind. 这天,罗素浑浑噩噩在家里刷【成龙冒险记】,正听着阿福的骚话,系统提示音就在脑海中响了起来。 【Ding!】 【叮！】 【Host please note, sixth Mission World will soon start, now starts ten minutes of countdown, please be ready!】 【宿主请注意,第六次任务世界即将开始,现在进入十分钟倒计时,请做好准备！】 „Uncle Luo, caught the new world node, wanted.” “Uncle罗,捕捉到了新的世界节点,要出发了。” The facial features of Luo Su delay fiercely change, water in drink/nurse Jin cup, chews to swallow the Chinese matrimony-vine and Chinese angelica: „Mother egg, came finally, did not start me to press out to do.” 罗素呆滞的五官猛地一变,一口饮尽杯中的水,把枸杞和当归嘴嚼咽下:“妈蛋,终于来了,再不开始我就被榨干了。” He complained, takes out space ring wears good from the drawer, calmly waits for ten minutes of countdown. Had the space ring, he does not need to spend the time reorganization item as before, calms the mind with rapt attention the silent number countdown then. 他抱怨了一句,从抽屉里取出空间戒指戴好,静静等待十分钟倒计时。有了空间戒指,他不必像以前一样花时间整理道具,静心凝神默数倒计时即可。 After ten minutes, Luo Su a flower, appears in an office at present, opposite of the front desk, sits a build fat middle age black person male. 十分钟过后,罗素眼前一花,出现在一间办公室里,前方的办公桌对面,坐着一个体型偏胖的中年黑人男性。 „Luo Su, I represent the Chicago police station to welcome your joining, I am the crime branch team leader, is your immediate superior, you can call my John.” “罗素,我代表芝加哥警察局欢迎你的加入,我是凶案科的队长,也是你的顶头上司,你可以称呼我约翰。” Luo Su gawked the god, substitutes the role rapidly: „Hello, Sheriff John!” 罗素愣了愣神,迅速代入角色:“你好,约翰警长！” John has no rack, he set out to pat the shoulder of Luo Su, said with a smile: „Relaxes, does not need like this to be cautious, I like the staff member calling my name, after all later we were the colleagues.” 约翰没什么架子,他起身拍了拍罗素的肩膀,笑道:“放松些,不用这么拘谨,我喜欢职员叫我的名字,毕竟以后我们就是同事了。” Luo Su hits on the snake the stick to chitchat with it: „Good, John! To be honest, can run into your like this kind boss, I am somewhat accidental.” 罗素打蛇上棍与其攀谈起来:“那好吧,约翰！说实话,能遇到你这么亲切的上司,我有些意外。” „Ha, I know that you are worrying anything, I can only say do not need, because my skin is not the white.” “哈哈哈,我知道你在顾虑什么,我只能说没必要,因为我的皮肤也不是白色。” John takes up the paper carton on table to give Luo Su with a smile: „Your badges and other documents in inside, the police vehicle key, the money in kraft paper envelope buy for you with the spear/gun use, if you thought that these money cannot buy a stronger firepower, was sorry very much, you can only pay.” 约翰笑着拿起桌上的纸盒递给罗素:“你的警徽和其他证件都在里面,还有警车钥匙,牛皮纸信封里的钱是给你买配枪用的,如果你觉得这些钱买不到更强大的火力,那么很抱歉,你只能自己垫付了。” „A stronger firepower, is the Desert Eagle also good?” Luo Su met one subconsciously. “更强大的火力,沙鹰也行吗？”罗素下意识接了一句。 John shrugs: „Personally, I did not suggest your like this does, but if you thought it is necessary not to have the issue. Here is Chicago, let alone in 2035, will be in 3035 also definitely is one of the entire beautiful most dangerous cities.” 约翰耸耸肩:“就个人而言,我不建议你这么做,但如果你觉得有必要也没问题。这里是芝加哥,别说2035年,就是3035年也肯定是全美最危险的城市之一。” „In 2035!?” In Luo Su heart one suddenly, this is the science fiction film rhythm, pondered secretly oneself in which world, is what plot. “2035年！？”罗素心中一突,这是科幻片的节奏,暗暗思考自己在哪个世界,是什么剧情。 John turns around to sit down, has not noticed the unusuality of Luo Su: „Cracks a joke, if really in 3035, we have lived on sparks/Mars.” 约翰转身坐下,没注意到罗素的异常:“开个玩笑,真要是3035年,我们已经住在火星上了。” „Right, perhaps Earth left the Solar System.” “没错,说不定地球都离开太阳系了。” Luo Su takes up the badge, the slogan writes ‚vanguard’ four characters, he is studying John's appearance convenient buckle on the waistband, then turns on the police badge, seeing is one slightly reveals the science fiction style document. 罗素拿起警徽,标语写着‘先锋模范’四个字,他学着约翰的样子顺手扣在腰带上,而后又打开警员证,入目是一张略显科幻风格的证件。 The badge alarm signal is passing the blue light, three vertical indentification of fringe code and metal chips, other are his name and other information, the responsible region is Chicago Area 28. 警徽警号透着蓝光,还有三条竖直的条纹识别码和金属芯片,余下是他的姓名等信息,负责的区域是芝加哥第28区。 All information write in the document, looks like the grandfather in new village to be reasonable, then should meet mission. 一切信息都在证件上写着了,就像是新手村的老爷爷般通情达理,接下来就该接任务了。 „John, since I have entered the duty, what case then there is to give me?” “约翰,既然我已经入职了,那么有什么案子要交给我吗？” „Waiter, does not need like this to worry! Although I the colleague who likes working hard, but you just the accent came to Chicago, today gets through into the duty procedure, even if I give you case, your one person can solve?” “伙计,不用这么着急！虽然我喜欢努力工作的同事,但你刚刚调来芝加哥,今天才办完入职手续,就算我给你案子,你一个人能解决吗？” Luo Su selected the eyebrow: „Does meaning need to introduce the partner in familiar city to me?” 罗素挑了挑眉:“意思是要给我介绍个熟悉城市的搭档？” „Naturally, this was the necessary flow......” John was saying was saying lived, flexure bare black forehead, helpless very said: „Your responsible Area 28 originally two police officers, but changed job the tax section, another encountered some problems to be on leave, I can only make the police officer of acting as deputy help you be familiar with the environment, won't you mind?” “当然,这是必要流程……”约翰说着说着就顿住了,挠了挠光秃秃的黑脑门,很是无奈道:“你负责的28区原本有两位警官,但其中一位跳槽去了税务部,另一位遇到些麻烦正在休假,我只能让代职的警官帮你熟悉环境,你不会介意吧？” „To be honest, somewhat minded. However......” the Luo Su board a face, is then saying with a smile suddenly: „If he can like John you charming, that did not have the issue.” “老实说,有些介意。不过……”罗素板着一张脸,而后突然笑道:“如果他能像约翰你一样风趣,那就没问题了。” „Ha, I like your character, believes that you can certainly integrate the new big family quickly.” John carried the coffee cup to sip one: „But you have are not right, the police officer of acting as deputy a word uses is not he, but is she.” “哈哈哈,我喜欢你的性格,相信你一定很快就能融入新的大家庭。”约翰端起咖啡杯抿了一口:“但你有个词用的不对,代职的警官不是他,而是她。” „She?” Luo Su rotation brain, screening has that capable woman to live in 2035, is Chicago police. “她？”罗素转动脑经,筛选有那位女强人生活在2035年,还是个芝加哥警察。 „Ada Officer king was responsible for Area 50, temporarily transfers to Area 28, you are the Asian, will not have the problem on communication.” “艾达・王警官原本负责50区,临时调至28区,你们都是亚裔,不会存在沟通上的问题。” „Wait, John, you said that she does name?” “等等,约翰,你说她叫什么名字？” „Ada king! What's wrong, what having isn't right?” “艾达・王！怎么了,有什么不对吗？” Luo Su is dumbfounded, what has anything is not right, this is TM is not right. Mentioned that Ada king character, in his mind jumps out of red to spread out the qipao automatically, the big long leg is tying the arms the short hair beautiful woman image of pistol. 罗素目瞪口呆,什么叫有什么不对,这是太TM不对了。提到艾达・王这个人物,他脑海中就自动跳出一个红色开叉旗袍,大长腿上绑着手枪的短发美女形象。 In 2035 will of reaching an agreement, why extend the Resident Evil plot? 说好的2035年,为什么会延伸出生化危机的剧情？ John pū smiled: „Luo Su, you should not think a fire of Zombie theme did play?” 约翰噗哧一声笑了出来:“罗素,你该不会是想到了一款丧尸题材的射击游戏了吧？” Luo Su was ignorant, he guesses not right, is only by chance the duplicate? 罗素更懵了,难道他猜得不对,只是碰巧重名？ „Very happy that we are the amateurs of classics fire game, but disappointed you, if this world had Umbrella Corporation, I can first go to carry it.” “很高兴我们都是经典射击游戏的爱好者,但让你失望了,如果这个世界有保护伞公司,我会第一个去把它端了。” „Does not have Umbrella Corporation, this may really be a good news!” “没有保护伞公司,这可真是个好消息！” „Ha, I discovered that both of us compatible very much!” John continues saying: „I had given Ada your cell phone number, after she gets off work, will contact with you, today goes back to raise the spirit, you seem like one......, works hard the excessive appearance.” “哈哈哈,我发现我们俩很合得来！”约翰继续说道:“我已经把你的手机号码给了艾达,她下班后会联系你,今天回去养养精神,你看起来一副……呃,一副操劳过度的样子。” Luo Su face one black, indeed is the day and night works hard, others were thin. 罗素脸一黑,的确是日夜操劳,他人都瘦了。 „Young people control, otherwise, had you to receive to my age.” John attacks to say maliciously, he is a very good boss, can the subordinate is together to the friend equally happily. “年轻人节制点,不然的话,到了我这个年纪有你受的。”约翰恶意打击道,他是个很好的上司,能和下属向朋友一样愉快相处。 „Good, John, the good intention thank you, does not have other to confess that I first walked.” “好吧,约翰,谢谢你的好意,没别的交代我就先走了。” „Confession has, in the evening cannot go to the nightclub to play the fire game, as soon as possible matching the spear/gun handles, goes out on duty first day...... John to continue to crack a joke by the full mental outlook”, malicious full say/way: „Must pay attention to Ada, she is the Chicago famous police flower, many people want to become her Lyon, if you successfully pursued her, must prepare for by everyone isolated, including me.” “交代还是有的,晚上不许去夜店玩射击游戏,尽快把配枪搞定,以饱满的精神面貌出勤第一天……”约翰继续开着玩笑,恶意满满道:“要注意艾达,她是芝加哥有名的警花,很多人都想成为她的里昂,如果你成功追到了她,要做好被大家孤立的准备,也包括我。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” This boss somewhat cheerful was excessive, no wonder lines on forehead like this are many! 这个上司有些欢快的过头了,怪不得抬头纹这么多！ „Finally, good luck!” “最后,祝你好运！” „Thanks!” “谢谢！” Luo Su pushes the door to leave the office to arrive at first floor, more than 500 square meters spaces chocked up the desk, most police officers go out on duty outside, few people in work. 罗素推门离开办公室来到一楼,五百多平米的空间摆满了办公桌,大多数警员都在外出勤,只有少量的人在办公。 Luo Su puts out the number on paper carton, found own desk, tidied up simply, with several curious at the same time put in an appearance to nod, mixes a face to go to the parking lot ripe. 罗素拿出纸盒上的号码,找到自己的办公桌,简单收拾了一下,和几个好奇的同时照面点点头,混个脸熟就去了停车场。 Looks at the basement chock full police vehicle, he somewhat worried, pressed down the starting switch to find own allocation of vehicles, but was quick he to realize a new issue. 看着地下室满满当当的警车,他有些犯难了,按下启动开关找到自己的配车,不过很快他就意识到一个新的问题。 „Do I live?” “我住哪？” A Luo Su most satisfied System point, when Mission World, will arrange the legitimate status. But System also does insufficiently proper, he memory about new world, not substituting the status is very troublesome. 罗素最满意系统的一点,就是每到一个任务世界,都会安排合法的身份。但系统还做得不够到位,他没有关于新世界的记忆,代入身份很麻烦。 „Hello, Police officer, what has to need to help?” “你好,警官,有什么需要帮忙的吗？” Luo Su stands before the police vehicle worries, in the corner goes out of a robot, arrives at his side politeness to ask. 罗素站在警车前犯难,角落里走出一个机器人,来到他身边礼貌问道。