Counts renowned bear child who Loki gives birth, this mortal world python Ye Mengjia must, bite to death Odin great wolf Fenrir, the ghostdom queen died god Hela, can hang dozen of Nidhogg easily. 细数洛基生下的著名熊孩子,不论是尘世巨蟒耶梦加得、咬死奥丁的巨狼芬里尔,还是冥界女王死亡之神海拉,都能轻而易举吊打尼德霍格。 In other words , this is a small role! 换言之,这就是个小角色！ However the small role, Nidhogg also mixes the myth system, he ends various God dusk to plunge to death careless, naturally has the good point, pulls out the root hair is also thicker than the thigh of Luo Su. Considering that Black Dragon does not have the leg wool, Nidhogg extracts downward should be the nose wool, that hung, is thicker than the Luo Su waist. 不过再小的角色,尼德霍格也是混神话体系的,他苟完诸神黄昏才摔死,自然有可取之处,拔根毛也比罗素的大腿粗。考虑到黑龙没有腿毛,尼德霍格拔下来的应该是鼻毛,那就更吊了,比罗素腰还粗。 Last Character Card, Stanley Ipkiss, the Luo Su browsing homepage, spending the time to determine who some little time he was, similarly a little related with Loki. 最后一张人物卡,斯坦利・艾普金斯,罗素浏览网页,花了好一会儿功夫才确定他是谁,同样和洛基有点关系。 Movie 【The Mask】 male lead, as ordinary as bank commis of doing one -man show, because the natural disposition is not weakly self-confident, was bullied repeatedly, until he picked god of Loki practical joke mask. Since then changes the body to be abnormal at midnight, hangs to hit to seize and hold by force the black astringent meeting of city, finally gets married the American sweetheart, becomes the life winner. 电影【变相怪杰】的男主角,一个平凡到闷骚的银行小职员,因为生性软弱不自信,屡屡受人欺负,直到他捡到了恶作剧之神洛基的面具。从此变身午夜变态,吊打霸持城市的黑涩会,最后迎娶美国甜心,成为人生赢家。 The good news is, System note Stanley Ipkiss is the Loki mask edition, is not the average not wonderful bank staff, the strength has. 好消息是,系统备注斯坦利・艾普金斯是洛基面具版本,不是平平无奇的银行职员,力量是有的。 The bad news is the character strength is not good to locate, Luo Su found that old movie to watch, seems like the flying to escape green mischievous omnipotently, the body of not dying, almost went to the situation of wishes coming true, nothing is he cannot achieve, but in the plot the villains are an average person, is unable to judge his maximum upper limit. 坏消息是人物实力不好定位,罗素找到了那部老电影观看,绿皮脸看上去飞天遁地无所不能,还有不死之身,几乎达到了心想事成的地步,没什么是他做不到的,但剧情中反派都是普通人,无法判断他的最高上限。 The character localization is fuzzy, in use must consider discretely, seems like the Huaxia two big sports, the soccer and table tennis ball, are who cannot be victorious, the significance is completely different, is no comparison between them. 人物定位模糊,使用时要谨慎斟酌,就好像华夏两大体育运动,足球和乒乓球,都是谁也打不过,意义却完全不同,不可同日而语。 This makes Luo Su very puzzled, when is unable to choose uses is just right, if treats as the maintaining life card in hand actually easily to be restrained, that pleasure may be big. 这张卡让罗素很纠结,无法抉择什么时候使用才恰到好处,万一当做保命底牌却被人轻易克制,那乐子可就大了。 Searched four characters, Luo Su downloaded with the related material, this appraises a character strength most important part, the life made no mistake related. 搜索完四个人物,罗素又下载了与之相关的资料,这是评估人物实力最重要的一环,性命相关不容有失。 This looks is most of the day, he went out solved the Chinese meal carelessly, packs two to make the dinner and midnight snack, the preparation reorganizes the plot tonight all night. 这一看又是大半天,他出门草草解决了中餐,打包两份做晚餐和夜宵,准备今晚通宵把剧情整理一遍。 Ignorant afternoon, the Luo Su midway had slept, after waking up, washes, the dinner heats up after the microwave oven reads without thinking to swallow. In the teacup pours into the Chinese matrimony-vine , before sitting the computer table, the time that Mission World opened was not fixed, may be 35 months, might be the next second, he must race against time the card that the digestion succeeded in obtaining newly. 浑浑噩噩过了下午,罗素中途睡了一觉,醒来后洗漱完毕,晚餐在微波炉里加热后浑沦吞枣咽下。茶杯里泡上枸杞,又坐回了电脑桌前,任务世界开启的时间不固定,有可能是三五个月,也有可能是下一秒,他必须争分夺秒消化新到手的卡片。 Bang bang bang!! 梆梆梆！！ Luo Su is seeing the blonde younger sister and governor at the bathroom war, was broken by the sudden knock, presses down the suspension key, looked at time 9 : 00 pm, the subconsciousness got hold of the teacup. 罗素正看到金发妹和州长在卫生间大战,被突如其来的敲门声打断,按下暂停键,一看时间晚上 9 点,下意识握紧了茶杯。 Previous time is also this time, is this bedroom, he was tossed about one by female Superman! 上次也是这个时间,也是这间卧室,他被女超人折腾了一宿！ The kidney is a little hurried! 肾有点慌！ Opens the door, is really Shen Menghan, a latter face beautiful happy expression, but also brought to bake the midnight snack: „For sometime had not seen, I just passed by downstairs, on comes to see you on the way.” 打开门,果然是沈梦寒,后者一脸明媚的笑意,还带了烧烤夜宵:“有段时间没见了,我刚好路过楼下,顺路上来看看你。” How long the time, we within 24 hours have not fought shoulder to shoulder, at that time you were green with Gamora. 并没有多长时间,我们24小时之内还并肩战斗过,那时你绿得跟卡魔拉似的。 The Luo Su innermost feelings complained, the body actually received to think of the midnight snack very much honestly the tucker-bag, making the opening make Shen Menghan enter the room. 罗素内心吐槽,身体却很诚实地接过装着夜宵的食品袋,让开路让沈梦寒进屋。 The Shen Menghan happy expression is thicker, enters the room naturally, sat with Luo Su before the table ate, that midnight snack that Luo Su will pack also brought. 沈梦寒笑意更浓,大大方方走进屋,和罗素坐在餐桌前吃了起来,罗素将自己打包的那份夜宵也拿来出来。 „Well, dismissed work mortgaging a house east, are you confined at home now?” “咦,辞了工作当房东,你现在都足不出户了吗？” „It is not, my daily metropolis/can early morning runs, occasionally finds time to go to the gym to move the hands and feet.” “不是,我每天都会晨跑,偶尔抽空去健身房活动一下手脚。” The simple dialogue, two people relations are very strange, lift the hand to puncture anyone not to mention by name. Shen Menghan has not demanded, he knows that some Luo Su androcentrism, Luo Su does not open the mouth, she consumes the time, consumes Luo Su to change an attitude. 简简单单的对话,两人的关系很奇怪,抬手就能戳破却谁都没点名。沈梦寒没有强求,他知道罗素有些大男子主义,罗素不开口,她就耗时间,耗到罗素回心转意。 The life is this, the pledge of eternal love is unimportant romantically, spends month before last below also is only an illusion, only has each other custom opposite party, can become long-time. 生活就是这样,山盟海誓并不重要,花前月下的浪漫也仅是镜花水月,唯有彼此习惯对方,才能变得长久。 Shen Menghan prepared protracted war, after all initially was she bid good-bye on own initiative, now requests compound, must make Luo Su put on airs, disappeared that tone. 沈梦寒做好了持久战的准备,毕竟当初是她主动分手,现在要求复合,怎么也得让罗素摆摆架子,消了那口气。 However she does not know, Luo Su does not put on airs now, but is the both sides strength differs too in a big way, a person is artificial there. 然而她并不知道,罗素现在不是摆架子,而是双方实力相差太大,一个人在那里矫情着。 Solved the midnight snack, Shen Menghan carried the tableware to clean, all were very natural, Luo Su had not thought that had what improper, sat brushes the movie before the computer table. 解决了夜宵,沈梦寒端着碗筷去清洗,一切都很自然,罗素没觉得有什么不妥,坐在电脑桌前刷电影。 After five minutes, Shen Menghan moves a chair to arrive at side Luo Su, saw on the computer is showing the The Terminator movie, in the eye flashes through one to understand clearly, has not said anything, sits and Luo Su watches together. 五分钟后,沈梦寒搬着张椅子来到罗素身边,看到电脑上放着的终结者电影,眼中闪过一丝了然,没有多说什么,坐下来和罗素一起观看。 The Terminator 3! 终结者三！ Before this movie Shen Menghan, has looked, after becoming reincarnator, has brushed three, each reincarnator will take great pains to brush the movie or the novel, game and animation, therefore has not disturbed Luo Su, calmly accompanies in the nearby looks. 这部电影沈梦寒以前看过,成为轮回者之后又刷过三遍,每个轮回者都会不厌其烦刷着电影或是小说、游戏、动漫,所以也就没有打扰罗素,静静陪在边上看着。 Unknowingly, Shen Menghan by the Luo Su shoulder, the latter turned a blind eye, does not shove open has not made contact with the shoulder to hug it conveniently in the bosom. 不知不觉,沈梦寒靠在了罗素肩膀上,后者视若无睹,既不推开也没有顺手搭上肩膀将其搂在怀里。 The movie finished, Luo Su then put 【The Terminator 5】, Still was the governor acted the leading role, actually this movie ratio 【The Terminator 3】 Has the reference value, 【The Terminator 3】 The robot model that , the governor plays is T-850 of updated version, has the slight difference from the card that he pulls out. 电影完毕,罗素接着又放起了【终结者五】,仍旧是州长主演,其实这部电影比【终结者三】更具参考价值,【终结者三】里,州长饰演的机器人型号是升级版的T-850,和他抽到的卡片有细微区别。 This movie ended, Luo Su is preparing to open The Terminator to become X versions, Shen Menghan holds down suddenly his hand, shakes the head: „Very late, earlier rests, staying up late to be unhealthy, you poured into the Chinese matrimony-vine.” 这部电影结束,罗素正准备打开终结者成X版,沈梦寒突然按住他的手,摇摇头:“已经很晚了,早点睡吧,熬夜对身体不好,你都泡上枸杞了。” () () Luo Su is angry, why I soak the Chinese matrimony-vine, haven't you selected the B number? 罗素大怒,我为什么泡枸杞,你心里没点B数吗？ He coughs lightly, sets out saying: „Good, the time, I did not deliver you to go downstairs early.” 他轻咳一声,起身道:“好吧,时间不早了,我送你下楼。” Shen Menghan lowers the head, said in a soft voice: „It is not good, nearly 12 points, I alone have taken the night road is not unsafe,...... tonight lived in this.” 沈梦寒低下头,轻声道:“不好,已经快12点了,我一个人走夜路不安全,呃……今晚就住在这了。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” MMP, Fengning City what person can make you unsafe, is Doomsday or Darkseid? MMP,凤宁市什么人能让你不安全,是毁灭日还是达克赛德？ Shen Menghan said this saying time, was a chest pain, the person of this lines and her capable woman supposed incompatible, such that but said to Duan Xinlan like her, does not want to add the strength alone, she prepared to try hard Luo Su to rest the clothing/taking. 沈梦寒说出这话的时候,也是一阵胸痛,这台词和她女强人的人设不符,但就像她对段心兰说的那样,不想单身得加把力,她准备努努力把罗素睡服。 Duan Xinlan had found to capture/raid the goal, by her appearance, the groom's family is very difficult to reject. 段心兰已经找到攻略目标,以她的容貌,男方很难拒绝。 Shen Menghan was supposing this matter ninety percent sure, she does not want to catch up, feeds the dog grain also she first to feed to Duan Xinlan. 沈梦寒估摸着这事已经十拿九稳,她不想被后来者居上,喂狗粮也得她先喂给段心兰。 Luo Su organizes the language diligently, doing to trough is too big, really does not know how should say, braces oneself saying: „Said is also, your woman, taking the night road is unsafe, is not careful can the deceased person. Or this, I tidy up, you rest the sofa tonight, ok?” 罗素努力组织语言,奈何槽点太大,实在不知道该怎么接话,硬着头皮道:“说的也是,你一个女人,走夜路是不安全,一个不小心就会死人。要不这样吧,我收拾收拾,你今晚睡沙发,行吗？” Shen Menghan:( ;) 沈梦寒:(;) „Incorrect words, I tidy up a vacant room......” “不行的话,我去收拾一间空房……” „, I lived in this!” Shen Menghan looks at Luo Su panting in indignation: „Your bed, my also bed, this, got it?” “不了,我就住这！”沈梦寒气呼呼看着罗素:“你睡床,我也睡床,就这样,明白了吗？” Luo Su is angry, this where is feared that the night road, clearly must rest him. However the battle efficiency disparity among two people, he absolutely does not have the odds of success, can only the humiliation choose from the opposite party, the hemp climbed up the bed smooth. 罗素又是大怒,这哪里是怕走夜路,分明是要睡他。不过考虑到两人之间的战斗力差距,他完全没有胜算,只能屈辱地选择从了对方,麻溜爬上床。 It is not he does not have the moral integrity, but is enemy I am weak, compels for the situation, can only cater to the opposite party insincerely! 不是他没节操,而是敌强我弱,为形势所逼,只能假意迎合对方！ Within a half hour, Shen Menghan goes out from the bathroom, the moist long hair plate, sticks on the jade neck slightly, the body wrapped the Luo Su white shirt. The shirt skirt-width only overflowed the buttocks, two bright and clean long legs are exquisite like the white enamel, under the light is reflecting the light gloss. 半小时之后,沈梦寒从浴室走出,湿润的长发盘起,稍许粘在玉颈上,身上套了件罗素的白色衬衫。衬衫下摆只没过臀部,两条光洁的长腿如同白瓷般细腻,灯光下映着淡淡光泽。 Luo Su both eyes narrow the eyes, although enemy I am weak, but is not the odds of success does not have, before he takes snow tonight the shame, making female Superman know the fearful place of magician. 罗素双目微眯,虽说敌强我弱,但也不是一点胜算没有,他今晚要一雪前耻,让女超人知道魔法师的可怕之处。 What a pity is, does not have the fearful place, in front of female Superman, magician, only then may the place. 可惜的是,没有可怕之处,在女超人面前,魔法师只有可啪之处。 Flames of war, the battle song is resonant, the Luo Su total military defeat, was killed flees pell-mell. In this period also once used the charm impact, the danger to be pinched-off that anything, then cannot occupy the initiative again. 烽火连天,战歌嘹亮,罗素兵败如山倒,被杀得丢盔卸甲。期间也曾用上了魔力冲击,险被夹断了那啥,然后就再也没能占据过主动权。 „System, uses ‚Skill Card: Rides’.” “系统,使用‘技能卡:骑乘’。” 【Skill Card: Rides( so long as is in violation, myriad things all may ride)】 【技能卡:骑乘(只要有背,万物皆可骑)】 Permanent skill riding the surf is unusable, Shen Menghan on the conjugal bed is not open, he will be killed with this skill, can only with riding to effect a turnaround. 永久技能弄潮不能用,沈梦寒床笫之间没那么开放,用上这个技能他会被打死,只能用骑乘打个翻身仗了。 One struggles hard, fights to a draw reluctantly, Shen Menghan went to sleep well satisfied, Luo Su crawls tremblingly, soaking Chinese matrimony-vine cup Riga hot water. 一番苦战,勉强打了个平手,沈梦寒心满意足睡下了,罗素则颤巍巍爬起来,给泡着枸杞的杯子里加了点热水。 【Ding!】 【叮！】 【Host obtains the skill: Ace】 【宿主获得技能:王牌驾驶员】 【Skill: Ace( what transportation vehicle, even if not transportation vehicle, so long as active, senior drivers can skilled driving)】 【技能:王牌驾驶员(无论是什么交通工具,哪怕不是交通工具,只要能动,老司机都能熟练驾驶)】 Permanent skill! 永久技能！ Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Luo Su was speechless, his vehicles driving is skilled in the skill to promote, without promoting car(riage) god, but was the drift off became the ace. 罗素无语了,他的车辆驾驶精通技能升级,没有升级成车神,而是跑偏成了王牌驾驶员。 Is too high because of the female Superman rank, when he used rode 250% to display this skill, System determined the automatic promotion, after all his Superman can ride, what but also there is cannot ride? 因为女超人的级别太高,他使用骑乘时百分之二百五发挥了这一技能,系统判定自动升级,毕竟他连超人都能骑,还有什么是不能骑的？ The reason is very powerful, how Luo Su does not know refutes, thinks also really somewhat the truth carefully. 理由很强大,罗素不知如何反驳,仔细想想还真有几分道理。 ...... …… Next day, after Shen Menghan gets out of bed in the morning, tidied up, just before leaving first hands over the ring of destiny goddess on Luo Su. 第二天,沈梦寒清晨起床后收拾了一下,临走前把命运女神的戒指递在罗素手上。 Luo Su receives the instance of ring, System prompts him, the ring demon of destiny goddess changed to promote, supplemented the function of space ring, had been strengthened by Shen Menghan. 罗素接到戒指的瞬间,系统就提示他,命运女神的戒指魔改升级了,附带了空间戒指的功能,被沈梦寒强化过了。 „Last night...... I felt the charm of your within the body, although has not thought that like this revealed early, but you should also discover was right, I was also reincarnator.” The Shen Menghan smile brings some forced, Luo Su steps onto to strengthen the road of magician unexpectedly, but she bothersomest is the magician, the destiny always makes fun of her again and again. “昨晚……我感受到了你体内的魔力,虽然没想这么早揭穿,但你也应该发现了才对,我也是轮回者。”沈梦寒笑容带着些牵强,罗素居然走上强化魔法师的路,而她最烦的就是魔法师,命运总是一而再再而三的捉弄她。 „Was this ring...... and previous time different?” The Luo Su complexion is invariable, person of high skill appearance that I have seen through, who he cared is strengthened the ring, the wise demon changed the method to make him drool. “这个戒指……和上次不一样了？”罗素面色不变,一副我早已看穿的高人模样,他更加在意是谁强化了戒指,高明的魔改手段让他垂涎不已。 „Un, I ask the teammate to help promote, you first accept, can save a big reward point.” “嗯,我找队友帮忙升了级,你先收下,能省下一大笔奖励点。” The words have exposed, Shen Menghan does not plan to continue to conceal, ring many practical items, she had not stated clearly, saves face to the man is also one of the woman acting with constraint. 话已经点破,沈梦寒也不打算继续隐瞒,戒指里塞了不少实用的道具,她没有明说,给男人留面子也是女人的矜持之一。 „Snort, you worked as anyone me, I wanted met to make. Since this ring gave you, I will not receive.” Later period a Luo Su straight male, the incurable appearance, one promotes the ring, as if Shen Menghan said again a character is insulting him. “哼,你把我当什么人了,我想要的会自己去挣。这个戒指既然给了你,我就不会收回来了。”罗素一副直男晚期,不可救药的模样,将戒指一把推出,仿佛沈梦寒再说一个字就是在侮辱他。 Cracks a joke, other things I do not hate to give you, the ring received, how did I later also rub the transcription? 开玩笑,其他东西我舍不得给你,戒指收回来了,我以后还怎么蹭副本？ „But......” “可是……” „It‘s nothing good, but, you do not regard the proposing ring this ring, but also the words, I look for immediately female delivers.” “没什么好可是的,你不是把这枚戒指当成求婚戒指嘛,还回来的话,我立马找个女的送出去。” Shen Menghan: „......” 沈梦寒:“……”