AE :: Volume #25 我讨厌番外

#1350: Luo Su: Is Batman does


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Loosens the long leg in hand, the Luo Su step goes forward, squats in front of Diana, the tone is bad: My like this trusts you in vain, all gives you to handle the factory and goods, now screwed up, said how looks to solve, how that side the opposite party to confess?” 松开手里的长腿,罗素移步上前,蹲在戴安娜面前,语气不善:“枉我这么信任你,把工厂和货全交给你打理,现在搞砸了,说说看怎么解决,对方那边又怎么交代?” Leader, gets rid of the buyer, did not need to confess.” “首领,把买家干掉,就不用交代了。” Diana opens the mouth embarrasedly, look twinkle not agrees mentioned the right key. 戴安娜讪讪开口,眼神闪烁不肯提及正确答案。 You may really be a young clever and resourceful person, but I am now sad, is short cracks a joke with me!” “你可真是个小机灵鬼,可现在我心情不好,少跟我开玩笑!” I can compensate, the penalty buckles from my later wages slowly, as for your bad mood......” “我可以补偿,违约金从我以后的工资里慢慢扣,至于您糟糕的心情……” Diana works loose the true words to belay, points at Wonder Woman in pit saying: Leader you looked, this woman really attractively, my bundled her sent to your room.” 戴安娜挣脱真言套索,指着坑里的神奇女侠道:“首领你看,这女人长得真漂亮,我这就把她捆了送去你房间。” „???” “???” The Luo Su forehead has fluttered one series of question marks, big pile of trough do not know that from where spits, speechless say/way: If you are not clear, I can tell you very much responsibly, she also called Diana, was another you of Multiverse.” 罗素脑门飘过一串问号,一大堆槽点不知从何吐起,无语道:“如果你不清楚,我可以很负责地告诉你,她也叫戴安娜,是平行宇宙的另一个你。” So that's how it is, seems to have met before no wonder, seems looks in a mirror to be the same.” “原来如此,怪不得似曾相识,仿佛是照镜子一样。” Diana nods, the hesitation moment continues saying: Leader, I bundle her now sent to your room.” 戴安娜点点头,沉吟片刻继续道:“首领,我现在就把她捆了送去你房间。” Dead fellow daoist not dead this poor Daoist, Diana may, no matter what Multiverse, she goes bankrupt today is very hapless, cannot even/including people also build. 死道友不死贫道,戴安娜可不管什么平行宇宙,她今天破产已经很倒霉了,决不能连人也搭进去。 Good, you happily good...... bunch solid.” “好吧,你开心就好……捆结实点。” Luo Su shows the whites of the eyes, only thinks an insipidness. 罗素翻翻白眼,只觉一阵索然无味。 Suddenly, the split vision shoots a look at the change. 突然,余光瞥到异动。 Sees only Wonder Woman in big hole to be sober, the body will tie tight will stick out suddenly momentarily, Diana will take the true words to belay to go forward, rejoiced oneself will not need to lose everything, has not detected this point completely. 只见大坑里的神奇女侠清醒,身躯紧绷随时都会暴起,戴安娜拿着真言套索上前,庆幸自己不用人财两失,完全没察觉到这一点。 Sequel! 还有续集! Luo Su narrows both eyes, has not made noise the reminder, awaits calmly the following development. 罗素微眯双目,没有出声提醒,静待后续发展。 Hapless fellow, if you one day ahead of schedule, may be another result......” “倒霉的家伙,如果你提早一天,或许会是另一种结果……” Diana pats the face of Wonder Woman: Do not blame me being stingy, always some people must sacrifice, that can only be you.” 戴安娜拍拍神奇女侠的脸:“别怪我心狠,总有人要牺牲,那就只能是你了。” Bang! 嘭! Wonder Woman sits up fiercely, both hands hold down Diana's shoulder, headbutt to hit fierce under. 神奇女侠猛地坐起,双手按住戴安娜的肩膀,头槌凶猛撞击而下。 A move goes well, while the Diana unbending moment, she snatches the true words to belay fast, closely locks in Diana's wrist/skill, sets out and fly to trample, the movement passing clouds and flowing water, form a coherent whole. 一招得手,趁着戴安娜僵直的片刻,她飞快抢过真言套索,紧紧锁住戴安娜的手腕,起身、飞踹,动作行云流水,一气呵成。 The accident is only blinking, as she expected, Diana has not responded incessantly, stupidly is standing Luo Su does not have. 变故仅在眨眼之间,不出她所料,不止戴安娜没反应过来,傻站着的罗素也没有。 The front surface sees Diana to fly, Luo Su lifts the hand princess to hug to catch, the side tornado gets up suddenly, the Wonder Woman double image glitters continuously. 迎面看到戴安娜飞来,罗素抬手公主抱接住,身边旋风骤起,神奇女侠的重影连续闪烁。 Looks back again, Luo Su was belayed to bundle by the true words solid...... together with Diana together. 再回首,罗素被真言套索捆了个结实……连同戴安娜一起。 Aiya, I did not have the strength.” “哎呀,我没力气了。” The Luo Su leg and foot becomes tender, an leans forward throws the street in the place, because there is an airbag fabrics, therefore has not fallen hurts. 罗素腿脚发软,一个前倾扑街在地,因为有安全气囊,所以没怎么摔疼。 It is comfortable! 还挺舒服的! „, Lets loose me quickly, his face collected.” “啊啊,快放开我,他脸凑过来了。” Diana looks angrily at Wonder Woman, then raises head vigorously, said to Luo Su: Leader, troubles you to move toward the nearby the head, I do not matter, but harms your boss style.” 戴安娜怒视神奇女侠,而后极力仰头,对罗素道:“首领,麻烦你把头往边上挪挪,我无所谓,但有损你boss的风范。” „It is not good, the string has the strangeness, I cannot use the strength.” “不行,绳子有古怪,我使不出力气。” Luo Su arched......, struggled several, struggled several, double struggled several, finally the choice gives up. 罗素拱了……咳咳,挣扎了几下,又挣扎了几下,双挣扎了几下,最后选择放弃。 Damn, you clearly are intentionally!” “该死,你分明是故意的!” No, I can testify for him, indeed no.” “不,我可以替他作证,的确没有。” Wonder Woman goes forward, tightening the rope made two people closer, sneered saying: True words belay impregnable, the surrounded person will only speak the truth, therefore he has not lied.” 神奇女侠上前,收紧绳索令两人更加贴近,冷笑道:“真言套索牢不可破,被困住的人只会说实话,所以他没有说谎。” I have not lied, he is intentionally.” “那我也没有说谎,他就是故意的。” Hehe, what relations has with me?” “呵呵,和我有什么关系?” Wonder Woman sneers two, the back takes out the long sword to arrive in the Luo Su back of the head, drives back two serial number stupid distantly, making them not dare to act rashly. 神奇女侠冷笑两声,背后取出长剑抵在罗素后脑,遥遥逼退两个编号沙雕,令他们不敢妄动。 Counter-attacks certainly, not only success capture enemy side leader, but also controlled the overall situation perfectly, Wonder Woman is hanging the heart puts down slowly, interrogated the Luo Su collection information. 绝地反击,不仅成功捕获敌方首领,还完美掌控了全局,神奇女侠悬着的心缓缓放下,质问罗素搜集情报。 With the name of true words belaying, replied that my issue, who you are, where does the god strictly avoid and is at?” “以真言套索之名,回答我的问题,你是谁,神力戒又在哪?” I called Luo Su, the super hero from another Multiverse, killed Death God to strictly avoid, replaced him in the leader position of crime syndicate.” “我叫罗素,来自另一个平行宇宙的超级英雄,杀死神力戒,取代了他在犯罪辛迪加的首领位置。” What!?” x2 “what!?”x2 A Diana face compels ignorant, cannot believe to look to Wonder Woman: You determined that the rope can only to speak the truth, my how doesn't like this believe?” 戴安娜一脸懵逼,不可置信望向神奇女侠:“你确定绳索只能让人说实话,我怎么这么不信呢?” Shut up, I have not asked your question.” “闭嘴,我没有问你问题。” Wonder Woman is disinclined rubbish with Diana, the expression said dignifiedly: Told me, did Luo Su, what have on you?” 神奇女侠懒得和戴安娜废话,表情凝重道:“告诉我,罗素,在你身上发生了什么?” I am an innocent good person, respects the division commanders and friendly affection relatives and friends, every day holds the elderly man to cross the street, holiday will also go to the community to work as the volunteer. Single, in people and families/home rich, face value online, levies the girlfriend, best brand-new, 90% can also assemble newly, but must guarantee that does not buy one and get one free......” “原本我是一个天真烂漫的好人,尊敬师长、友爱亲朋,每天都扶老人家过马路,休息日还会去社区当志愿者。单身、群众、家里有钱、颜值在线,征收女友,最好全新,90%新也可以凑合,但务必保证不是买一送一……” Damn, said the key point to me!” “该死的,给我说重点!” Is Batman, the Joker/clown Batman, he killed the bat family's member, the group extinguished Justice League, as well as on Earth all lives......” “是蝙蝠侠,小丑化的蝙蝠侠,他杀死了蝙蝠家族的成员,团灭正义联盟,以及地球上所有的生命……” Luo Su told the cause truthfully, in his Multiverse, Batman infected the Joker/clown virus, degenerated to become new Joker/clown, named bat of laughing wildly. 罗素如实讲述起因,在他的平行宇宙里,蝙蝠侠感染了小丑病毒,堕落成为新的小丑,名为‘狂笑之蝠’。 Smiling the bat bloodthirsty is cruel, uses the information in hand, as well as other super heroes to his trust, killed off the bat family member overnight. Next day the group extinguishes Justice League, disseminates the Joker/clown virus wantonly, in seven days eliminated the super hero on Earth. 笑蝠嗜血残忍,利用手中的情报,以及其他超级英雄对他的信任,一夜之间杀光了蝙蝠家族成员。第二天团灭正义联盟,大肆散播小丑病毒,七天内消灭了地球上的超级英雄。 A month later, on Earth the life is all on the wane, because Luo Su has the ability that passes through Multiverse, was smiled the bat control, has no recourse from well the bachelor, turned into the evil person of helping a tyrant do evil. 一个月之后,地球上生命尽数凋零,罗素因为拥有穿越平行宇宙的能力,被笑蝠控制,迫不得已从好好单身汉,变成了助纣为虐的恶徒。 Situation is this, laughs at bat to advance the onstage me, oneself hide conducts the sinister evil invasion plan secretly, with the person of Green Lantern fight is being he.” “情况就是这样,笑蝠将我推到前台,自己藏身幕后进行阴险邪恶的入侵计划,正和绿灯侠战斗的人就是他。” Luo Su is saying having tears streaming down the face, the line of sight was fuzzy, lowers the head rubbed two in the Diana chest. 罗素说着泪流满面,视线模糊,低头在戴安娜胸口蹭了两下。 Wipes tears. 只是擦眼泪。 „, The stupid woman, loosens quickly! Are you blind, he clearly intentionally.” “啊啊啊,蠢女人,快松开!你是不是眼瞎,他分明故意的。” Unexpectedly this matter......” “竟然还有这种事……” Wonder Woman neglects Diana's scream, under deeply believes the true words to belay no one to lie: Luo Su, my loosens you, we defeat evil Batman together.” 神奇女侠忽略戴安娜的尖叫,深信真言套索下没人可以说谎:“罗素,我这就松开你,我们一起打败邪恶的蝙蝠侠。” Right, lets loose him a bit faster, I received enough.” “对对对,快点放开他,我受够了。” „It is not good, you cannot let loose me!” “不行,你不能放开我!” Luo Su loudly shouts, deters the Wonder Woman no brain behavior: I was controlled by Batman, body cannot help but, if you deregulate, although I do not hope actually the active offense you.” 罗素大喝一声,制止神奇女侠的无脑行为:“我被蝙蝠侠控制,身躯不由自主,如果你松绑,我虽不愿却会主动攻击你。” Good, can only put in great inconvenience to you temporarily!” “那好吧,只能暂时委屈你了!” Wonder Woman sobbed, the three waves to a single stroke, the event of god transition was above her expectation completely, the feeling brain hole is insufficient. 神奇女侠唏嘘不已,一波三折,神转折的事件完全超乎她的预料,感觉脑洞都不够用了。 „It is not suffering, can run into you are my luck, was only the just late time was too long......” “不委屈,能遇到你们是我的幸运,只是正义迟到的时间太长了……” Luo Su forces oneself to look cheerful, is with flowing tears, must lower the head to scratch the tears again. 罗素强颜欢笑,不禁潸然泪下,只得再次低头擦泪。 Hey, your silly woman, the brain is sick!” “喂,你这个傻女人,脑子有病吧!” Diana soon explodes with rage, declines to acknowledge that Wonder Woman is obtains to the induced body, has not seen the like this stupid woman, as if...... 戴安娜快要气炸,拒绝承认神奇女侠是自己得到对应体,就没见过这么蠢的女人,仿佛…… As if goes out has not brought the brain! 仿佛出门没带脑子! Quickly, Green Lantern is not the opponent of Batman, he needs your support.” “快,绿灯侠不是蝙蝠侠的对手,他需要你的支援。” Luo Su raised the head difficultly: Was sure to remember, before solving Batman, certainly cannot loosen me.” 罗素艰难抬头:“切记,在解决蝙蝠侠之前,一定不能松开我。” Good, you endure patiently, I come back immediately.” “那好,你忍耐一下,我马上就回来。” Un, I and others you.” “嗯,我等你。” The Luo Su difficult nod, said that did not have the strength, gripped in the spray. 罗素艰难点头,说完就没了力气,一头扎在了浪花中。 Damn!!” “该死!!” Diana air/Qi results in the whole body to tremble, but she does not have the means that can only look helplessly Wonder Woman holds the sword to put to turn two serial number stupid, the direct impact horizon departs. 戴安娜气得浑身发抖,可她也没办法,只能眼睁睁看着神奇女侠持剑放翻两个编号沙雕,直冲天际离去。 Diana, since you hear clear, I no longer concealed, right, I am a good person.” “戴安娜,既然你听得一清二楚,我就不再隐瞒了,没错,我是好人。” Bah, you person are not.” “呸,你连人都不是。” From just opened starts, you undermine to sing an opposing tune to me, was the skin is also itchy?” “从刚开开始,你就对我拆台唱反调,是不是皮又痒了?” No, but belaying makes me have no way to lie.” “没有,但套索让我没法说谎。” You can remain silent!” “你可以保持沉默呀!” I do not want to remain silent! I was to say!” “我不想保持沉默!我就是要说!” In our that this called skin Yang 。 “在我们那,这就叫皮痒。” ...... …… The resort town upper air, two groups of green light balls batter, is often intense to bumping, or the green beam engaging in factional strife junction touches. 海滨城高空,两团绿色光球横冲直撞,不时激烈对碰,或是绿色射线倾轧交触。 Tried the hand to finish in Bruce, proficiently after controlling the Lantern Ring strength, the war was gradually clear. 在布鲁斯试手完毕,熟练掌控灯戒力量之后,战局逐渐明朗起来。 Green Lantern was pressed hitting, the entire journey does not have the strength to hit back, the green light shoots up to the sky from the top of the head, does not know that was he green Bruce, was Bruce green he. 绿灯侠被压着打,全程毫无还手之力,绿光自头顶冲天而起,也不知是他绿了布鲁斯,还是布鲁斯绿了他。 Bang! 嘭! Flies high a explosive, the green light ball inflation expands, the shock-wave sweeps away, shoves open dark clouds in all directions. 凌空一声爆响,绿色光球膨胀扩大,冲击波横扫,推开四面八方的阴云。 The Green Lantern mouth spits the black smoke, is circling crashes from the sky, in the score book adds to suffer defeat again one time the record. 绿灯侠口吐黑烟,打着旋从天空坠落,战绩簿上再添一次败北记录。 Bruce flying goes forward, the good intention must catch this super hero, criticizes the Luo Su pit is too deep, felt how long could not want, his evil reputation will spread over the multi-dimensional universe. 布鲁斯飞身上前,好心要接住这位超级英雄,暗骂罗素的坑太深,感觉要不了多久,他的恶名就会传遍多元宇宙。 Gan! 淦! Has not received Green Lantern, hears the sound to raid distantly air-splitting, he waves to open the green shield, knit the brows to look toward the acoustic source place. 还未接到绿灯侠,遥遥听到破空声袭来,他挥手撑开绿色盾牌,皱眉朝声源处望了过去。 A long sword flies speedily, the friction air burns the red light tail wing, throws the person of this long sword, is Wonder Woman. 一柄长剑疾速飞行,摩擦空气烧出红光尾翼,投掷这柄长剑的人,正是神奇女侠 Inconceivable, she escaped from the Luo Su evil clutches unexpectedly!?” “不可思议,她竟然逃出了罗素的魔爪!?” The Bruce's first idea does not believe that the second idea...... 布鲁斯第一个想法就是不信,第二个想法…… Here we go again, this pit is really deep. 又来了,这坑真深。 Sure enough, Wonder Woman catches to fall Green Lantern, waves to summon the sword of fire god, glares angrily: Bruce Wayne, laughing wildly bat of Multiverse, right?” 果不其然,神奇女侠接住下坠中的绿灯侠,挥手召唤火神之剑,怒目圆睁道:“布鲁斯・韦恩,来自平行宇宙的狂笑之蝠,对吗?” „It is not right.” “不对。” What also has to argue?” “还有什么要辩解的吗?” „.” “很多。” Snort, the full hand bloody executioner, I do not want to listen to you to quibble!” “哼,满手血腥的刽子手,我不想听你狡辩!” I know, therefore I have given up.” “我知道,所以我已经放弃了。” Bruce is disinclined to struggle, fully realizes a truth, the devil processes the story that polishes more persuasive, he rubs through the glib lips is not studious. 布鲁斯懒得挣扎,深知一个道理,魔鬼加工润色的故事更具说服力,他磨破嘴皮子都是无用功。 Said uselessly, can only start. 多说无益,只能开打了。 The green bat wing behind fighting armor opens, Bruce flutters to sweep falls the countless green bat group, then releases two green light missiles, accepts a challenge on own initiative Wonder Woman. 绿色蝠翼在战甲背后张开,布鲁斯振翅扫落数之不尽的绿色蝙蝠群,而后释放两枚绿光飞弹,主动应战神奇女侠 Bang! Rumble! 轰!轰隆隆! Green flame blasting open, Wonder Woman protects the side stupor Green Lantern, clenches teeth to descend toward the ground. 绿色火光炸裂,神奇女侠护住身边昏迷的绿灯侠,咬咬牙朝地面降落。 The allies nearly in the side, are unavoidably timid and hesitant, must first guarantee that the safety of ally, can beat the evil person whole-heartedly. 战友近在身旁,难免束手束脚,得先确保战友的安全,才能全力以赴击败恶徒。 Unexpectedly gives the enemy the back, too non- wisdom.” “居然把背后交给敌人,太不智了。” Bruce shakes the head, pursues the Wonder Woman form tightly, release missile bombing. 布鲁斯摇摇头,紧追神奇女侠的身影,一次次释放飞弹轰炸。 Fair war? 公平一战? Does not exist, that will be his issue of future good friend Clark this/should consideration. 不存在的,那是他未来好友克拉克该考虑的问题。
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