AE :: Volume #25 我讨厌番外

#1349: Maintains the demeanor, the strategic shift


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The appearance of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern, stems from the Luther firm just heart, after Joker/clown Jackie sacrifice, he with pledge shuttle Multiverse of good friend, looked for the reliable helper. 神奇女侠绿灯侠的出现,源于卢瑟坚定的正义之心,在小丑杰基‘牺牲’之后,他怀着对挚友的誓言穿梭平行宇宙,寻找可靠的帮手。 Very lucky bald, entered a relative stability peace world, although also has the super villain, but was suppressed by Justice League. 很幸运的光头,进入了一个相对安定和平的世界,虽然也有超级反派,但都被正义联盟镇压了。 For example he himself, named Likes Luther was defeated by Superman to the induced body, shut in the prison small single room, has the independent bathroom, can feel relieved the bold use soap. 比如他自己,名为‘莱克斯・卢瑟’的对应体被超人击败,关进了监狱小单间,有独立卫生间,可以放心大胆使用肥皂。 Here must say one, is not the soap lethality is powerful, causes gradually to be replaced by the gel. 这里要说一句,并非是肥皂杀伤力过于强大,导致被沐浴露逐步取代。 Just the opposite , because of the special function of soap, the gel is unable to be eliminated it. 恰恰相反,正是因为肥皂的特殊功能,沐浴露才无法将它淘汰出局。 Bald in single room does not raise for the time being, rich man sooner or later through regular channel, by legitimate procedural retrieval freedom. Luther has not visited ‚’ plan, understood that in the situation of Multiverse, goes to the police station to surrender immediately. 单间里的光头暂且不提,有钱人早晚会通过正规渠道,以合法的手续重获自由。卢瑟没有探望‘自己’的打算,了解所在平行宇宙的情况,立即去警察局自首。 Quick, he saw Superman! 很快,他就见到了超人 After an explanation, Luther by the space station of Superman belt/bring on to low earth orbit satellite track, base of Justice League. 一番解释之后,卢瑟被超人带至近地卫星轨道上的空间站,正义联盟的基地。 In forgetting to inform in the Aquaman conference, Luther told the cause and effect, requested that Justice League exerted the aid, defeated the crime syndicate, saved billions people in the dangers. 在忘记通知海王的会议上,卢瑟讲述起前因后果,请求正义联盟施加援手,打败犯罪辛迪加,拯救几十亿人于危难之间。 Superman, Wonder Woman wait/etc. felt rational, Justice League's tenable original intention is so, the justice needs to promote, they cannot achieve indifferently. 超人神奇女侠等都觉得有理,正义联盟成立的初衷就是如此,正义需要伸张,他们做不到无动于衷。 Batman is aloof, own broken matter does not stroke clear, where has the strength to help others, if died in battle, who saves their Earth? 蝙蝠侠对此无动于衷,自家的破事都捋不清,哪有力气去帮别人,万一阵亡了,谁来拯救他们的地球? Also, the base of space station had not constructed! 再说了,空间站的基地还没建完呢! Finally, minority must obey the majority, Superman, Wonder Woman and other people follow Luther to leave, Batman remains same place, which is not willing to go. 最终,少数服从多数,超人神奇女侠等五人跟随卢瑟离开,蝙蝠侠原地留守,哪都不肯去。 ...... …… The Earth three universes, the Justice League five people of groups were led into the den by Luther, the front surface run into a night of owlet and ultra queen, as well as two people leaders obtain the superpower squad. 地球三宇宙,正义联盟五人组被卢瑟带入老巢,迎面遇到夜枭和超女王,以及两人领导得到超能力小队。 It is not the fierce role, the corresponding character has black Adam, sand Zan, halo, seismic wave, the expansion person wait/etc. 不是什么厉害的角色,对应人物有黑亚当、沙赞、光晕、震波、伸缩人等等。 The quantity is also good, in addition more than ten, five people of group Luther accept battle in haste, hit 55 to open reluctantly, without losing graceful demeanor, completed the strategic shift. 数量也还好,前后加起来十几个,五人组加卢瑟仓促应战,勉强打了个五五开,在不失优雅风度的情况下,完成了战略性转移。 Luther's base was demolished by the night owlet, unavoidablily , the group transfer to the Joker/clown Jackie's den. 卢瑟的基地被夜枭爆破,不得已之下,一行人转至小丑杰基的老巢。 Very skillful, Jackie receives the Luo Su communication, the front leg hurries to the resort town, this group of person back legs arrived. 很巧,杰基收到罗素的通讯,前脚赶去海滨城,这伙人后脚就到了。 Hit the time difference, has not met. 打了个时间差,没遇到。 Luther cherished the memory of Jackie, the formulation plan, the preparation launched a series of attacks, one by one several leaders of elimination crime syndicate. 卢瑟缅怀了一下杰基,制定计划,准备发动一系列攻击,挨个消灭犯罪辛迪加的几位首领。 Superman did not agree, possibly is Batman is not, without the rule by people resulted in him, therefore inflated ; Also or, he is not willing to obey Luther's arrangement purely, the start mind made another plan. 超人不同意,可能是蝙蝠侠不在,没人治得了他,所以膨胀了;又或者,他就是纯粹不愿听从卢瑟的安排,开动头脑制定了另一个计划。 Two people one group, attacks many targets of crime syndicate one time. 两人一组,一次性对犯罪辛迪加的多个目标进行打击。 Luther did not agree, for fear that the population disadvantage will present the sacrifice, he does not want to notice again the just partner dies at present. 卢瑟坚决不同意,唯恐人数劣势会出现牺牲,他不想再看到正义的伙伴死在眼前。 Although he said is reasonable, but does not have the egg to use. 虽然他说得很有道理,但没卵用。 Batman was not, is equal to Justice League not to have the brain, five people with loose string that anything, the shoulder above segmental appendage, did not listen to the word of praise. 蝙蝠侠不在,等同正义联盟没了脑子,五个人就跟松了绳子的那啥,肩膀以上节肢,根本听不进好话。 Then, the Flash and sparks/Mars hunter forms a team, attacks the foothold of Johnny Express ; Superman and Luther form a team, looking for the ultra tyrant was directly hard just ; Wonder Woman and Green Lantern form a team, smash the foothold that the god strictly avoids. 就这样,闪电侠和火星猎人组队,进攻强尼快客的据点;超人和卢瑟组队,找超霸正面硬刚;神奇女侠绿灯侠组队,端掉神力戒的据点。 Because is hurried, preparation cycle before the plan does not have, they do not know that the supernatural power abstained has hung, present resort town by a Luo Su control. 因为过于匆忙,连个计划前的准备周期都没有,他们并不知道神力戒已经挂了,现在的海滨城被罗素一手掌控。 The domain of night owlet and ultra queen no one attacks, goes into seriously the reason, possibly because of the love, Superman when the formulation plan, the subconsciousness neglected these two to the induced body. 夜枭和超女王的地盘没人攻击,深究原因,可能是因为爱情,超人在制定计划时,下意识忽略了这两位对应体。 Then, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern starting off. 就这样,神奇女侠绿灯侠上路了。 The blind alley, goes directly to the hell. 死路,直达地狱。 On the road, the Canadian puts down the boastful talk, must strictly avoid a color to have a look to the Earth three gods. 路上,加拿大人放下狂言,要给地球三的神力戒一点颜色看看。 On green, health environmental protection. 就绿色,健康又环保。 Two people rush to the resort town foothold, the god strictly avoids not to see, presented a Diana. 两人赶至海滨城据点,神力戒没见到,却出现了一个戴安娜。 Wonder Woman came the interest immediately, although the appearance dresses up very big difference, but she is recognized own to the induced body. 神奇女侠当即来了兴致,虽然容貌装扮有很大差异,但她还是一眼就认出了自己的对应体。 like this is attractive, is the Amazon female soldier, who isn't she can also be? 这么漂亮,还是亚马逊女战士,不是她还能是谁? Artemis? 阿尔忒弥斯吗? Wonder Woman games intent is imposing, the idle talk has not started directly, about Green Lantern looked, easily handles two vegetable/dish chicken superpower, then starts to destroy the warehouse workshop wantonly. 神奇女侠意凛然,废话没有直接开打,绿灯侠左右看了看,轻易搞定两个菜鸡超能力者,便开始大肆破坏仓库厂房。 Flame flaming, the black column of smoke soars to the heavens, is looking with Diana who Wonder Woman 55 open in great surprise, the new leader is not the god strictly avoids that scapegoat, will screw up the business definitely to vent anger with her. 火焰熊熊而起,黑色烟柱冲天,正和神奇女侠五五开的戴安娜望之大惊,新首领可不是神力戒那种受气包,搞砸了生意肯定会拿她出气。 Cannot do well, tonight she will lose everything. 搞不好,今晚她会人财两失。 For a while absent-minded, was held the flaw by Wonder Woman, consecutively several hit hard, projects on the ground from the space her, finally was belayed to bundle a solidity by the true words. 一时失神,被神奇女侠抓住破绽,连续几个重击,将她从天上打到地上,最后被真言套索捆了个结实。 I also think very fiercely, finally is also ordinary.” “我还以为很厉害,结果也就一般。” Wonder Woman is very uncomfortable, her to the induced body unexpectedly is the little brother who the god strictly avoids, where this makes her face toward put. 神奇女侠很不爽,她的对应体居然是神力戒的小弟,这让她面子往哪搁。 Handles, we can remove.” “搞定,我们可以撤了。” Green Lantern drops from the clouds, although has not hit the god to strictly avoid, but mission completes 7788, can go back to report on accomplishments reluctantly. 绿灯侠从天而降,虽没有撞到神力戒,但任务完成七七八八,勉强可以回去交差了。 You died, he will not let off you!” “你们死定了,他不会放过你们!” „, Who he is, does the god strictly avoid?” “哦,他是谁,神力戒?” Wonder Woman just wants to make up a fist to Diana, hears this standard form running dog speech, immediately is unsatisfactory, is away from Multiverse to feel disgraced. 神奇女侠正想给戴安娜补上一拳,听到这标准式的走狗发言,顿时大为不满,隔着平行宇宙都觉得丢人。 Looked on again nearby Green Lantern face smiles to blossom, Wonder Woman tightened the true words to belay, said ill-humoredly: Yelled you, I must with his one-on-one duel!” 再看旁边绿灯侠脸上笑开花,神奇女侠紧了紧真言套索,没好气道:“把你老大叫来,我要和他单挑!” Ok, I satisfy you to be requested.” “可以,我满足你得到要求。” The dark shadow arrives, Luo Su elongates the face to go out, is three wears the black bat to fight armor stupid. 黑暗阴影降临,罗素拉长着脸走出,身后是三个身着黑色蝙蝠战甲的沙雕 Came sometime, without making an appearance, the good time comes on and other. 来了有段时间了,一直没露面,就等合适的时机现身。 It is not because before Diana, is too rampant, wants to look at her to take a beating, is not because two beautiful women fight, making him cheerfully the proper business forgetting. 绝不是因为戴安娜之前太嚣张,想看她挨顿揍,更不是因为两个美女打架,让他乐呵呵把正事给忘了。 Luo Su looks distantly is thrown in Diana of ground, disdains to curl the lip: Really disappointing, I have not seen a value on you, except for attractive, wants your what to use?” 罗素遥遥望着被扔在地上的戴安娜,不屑撇撇嘴:“真让人失望,我在你身上没有看到一丝价值,除了好看,要你何用?” Sorry, Leader.” “对不起,首领。” The Diana low head, does not dare with Luo Su looking at each other, for fear that hears the order that tonight speaks face-to-face. 戴安娜低下头颅,不敢和罗素对视,唯恐听到今晚面谈的命令。 Snort, I do not want to hear the apology, tonight my room, gives me a reasonable explanation.” “哼,我不想听到道歉,今晚来我房间,给我一个合理的解释。” Bastard, who you are!!” “混蛋,你又是谁!!” Diana looks at Luo Su angrily, Multiverse, to the induced body, this is unimportant, she thought that she was sexually harassed. 戴安娜恼怒看着罗素,平行宇宙,对应体,这都不重要,她觉得自己被调戏了。 Does not make anything, for example hits remnantly Luo Su, tonight will have bad matter. 再不做点什么,比如将罗素打残,今晚会发生很糟糕的事情。 Calm, the situation seems like some is not right.” “冷静点,情况似乎有些不对。” Green Lantern detected keenly three bats fight A unusuality, seemed to have met before, making him remember by the bat control fear. 绿灯侠敏锐察觉到三架蝙蝠战甲的异常,似曾相识,令他想起了被蝙蝠支配的恐惧。 Moreover, he induced the Lantern Ring strength on Bruce, all these, have different from the information that Luther confessed. 而且,他在布鲁斯身上感应到了灯戒的力量,这一切,都和卢瑟交代的情报有异。 Because of the familiar fear, IQ seizes the high ground, Green Lantern thinks that first walk to wonderfully, is not suitable stays behind dies to knock. 因熟悉的恐惧,智商重新占领高地,绿灯侠认为先走为妙,不宜留下死磕。 Listened to his like this saying, Wonder Woman also to discover improper, shouldered Diana on the shoulder, non-stop flew the sky to go with Green Lantern. 听他这么一说,神奇女侠也发现了不妥,将戴安娜扛在肩上,和绿灯侠直飞天空而去。 Snort!” “哼!” Luo Su heavy snort/hum, waves to grasp to the midair, separates is pinching two people spatially, rumbles to fall them on the ground. 罗素重哼一声,挥手抓向半空,隔空捏着两人,轰一声将他们摔在地上。 Burnt my goods, wrecked my event, snatched my person, but also wants to walk away, when really I do the charity?” “烧了我的货,砸了我的场子,抢了我的人,还想一走了之,真当我是搞慈善的?” Bruce: „......” 布鲁斯:“……” He in side, hears clear, this moment innermost feelings are racing Kui, matter that most is worried about happened. 他就在旁边,听得一清二楚,此刻内心是奔溃的,最担心的事情发生了。 The Luo Su true colors play the villain, developing to be performing in into the play is too deep, cannot walk. 罗素本色出演反派,演着演着入戏太深,走不出来了。 „1st, the green spooky fellow gives you, I cross two moves with this making impertinent remarks woman.” “一号,绿幽幽的家伙交给你,我和这位出言不逊的女士过两招。” Luo Su pushes up the sleeves, warned again: „To be clear, I look in side, a Canadian and a universe, this choice question you should calculate.” 罗素捋起袖子,再次警告道:“想清楚了,我就在旁边看着,一个加拿大人和一个宇宙,这道选择题你应该会算。” I know, but do not forget, she is a good person.” “我知道,但你也别忘了,她是好人。” „, Who not!” “呵,谁不是呢!” „......” “……” But you really not! 可你真的不是啊! Bruce only thinks that the heart is too tired, after a sigh, took the green Lantern Ring finger/refers. 布鲁斯只觉心太累,一声叹息后带上了绿灯戒指。 The Earth three green Lantern Ring fingers, the correct name is power abstention, by code light hero calamity Rong creation, is lodging initially his consciousness, is corrodes and controls Host evil Lantern Ring. 地球三的绿灯戒指,正确的称呼是‘权戒’,由初号灯侠‘祸戎’创造,寄宿着他本人的意识,是侵蚀并控制宿主的邪恶灯戒 Luo Su attains the ring time, deleted slightly, the small modification, changes the aggression attribute that the power abstained from licked the dog attribute. 罗素拿到戒指的时候,略微删改了一下,小改动,将权戒的侵略属性改成了舔狗属性。 Therefore, Bruce puts on the flash of ring, fights armor to be green except for the whole body shines, but also heard in the mind gave a tongue-lashing smooth kneeling to lick the sound smooth. 所以,布鲁斯戴上戒指的一瞬间,除了全身战甲绿得发光,还在脑海中听到了呲溜呲溜的跪舔声。 Sir Bruce, I have the entertainment pattern of automatic attack and defense, can display the Lantern Ring complete strength perfectly, does not need you to begin personally, can opposite......” “布鲁斯大人,我这有自动攻击和防御的娱乐模式,可以完美发挥灯戒全部力量,无需您亲自动手,便可将对面的……” Manual.” “手动。” Should, with your wisdom and boldness, where has a need for the automatic pattern, must be the player moves. Moreover, sees a play does not have the meaning, tidies up the enemy to be happy personally, did you say?” “应该的,以您的智慧和魄力,哪用得着自动模式,必须是选手动。而且,看戏多没意思,亲自收拾敌人才痛快,您说是吧?” Shut up.” “闭嘴。” Bruce is black a face, in the power abstains from under the unchaste assistance, the twinkling controlled the complete strength of ring, fights armor green light to surround, direct impact Green Lantern goes. 布鲁斯黑着一张脸,在权戒无节操的辅助下,瞬息掌控了戒指的全部力量,战甲绿光环绕,直冲绿灯侠而去。 Bang! 嘭! Stuffy, two groups of green lights fuse together, vanishes sky over the resort town fast. 一声闷哼,两团绿光融为一体,飞快消失在海滨城上空。 Naive, runs Earth I to see.” “天真,跑出地球我都看得见。” Luo Su low voice, goes forward to collude toward the Wonder Woman check with stride: Stupidly be not standing the concave modeling, active hurries to move several while the present, but later did not have like this to be free.” 罗素小声一句,大步上前朝神奇女侠勾勾手:“别傻站着凹造型了,趁现在还能动赶紧多活动几下,待会儿可就没这么自由了。” The person aggressive statement are not many, before Wonder Woman flies to rush, accelerates to hit toward the Luo Su surface gate to the fist. 人狠话不多,神奇女侠飞冲上前,加速冲拳朝罗素面门打去。 Why does not know, the person who almost every and Luo Su contests, whether or not the person, the first move will choose to hit his face. 不知为什么,几乎每个和罗素过招的人,不管是不是人,第一招都会选择打他的脸。 Chirp! 啪叽! The fist then stops unable from Luo Su surface gate one finger/refers the little advance, the lens move back obvious, Luo Su lifts the hand to arrive at the forehead of Wonder Woman, displayed the hand long advantage perfectly. 拳头距离罗素面门一指便停顿无法寸进,镜头拉远可见,罗素抬手抵着神奇女侠的脑门,完美发挥了手长的优势。 Has to be insulted! 有被侮辱到! Wonder Woman is angry, is sideways to kick the leg long jab Luo Su nape of the neck, she also has the advantage, the leg is very long. 神奇女侠大怒,侧身踢腿直击罗素脖颈,她也有优势,腿很长。 Luo Su at present one bright, the link that also to most liked, keeps off the big long leg that raids, the five fingers threads up the ankle of Wonder Woman, brandishes the big windmill, pounded. 罗素眼前一亮,又到了最喜欢的环节,挡下袭来的大长腿,五指紧扣神奇女侠的脚腕,抡成大风车,噼里啪啦砸了起来。 Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang 轰!轰!轰!轰 After ten seconds, Wonder Woman gets sucked into the big hole, the cerebral concussion sequela, both eyes looks at the day soulless, was fumbled and broken up the show appearance. 十秒钟后,神奇女侠深陷大坑,脑震荡后遗症,双目无神望天,一副被玩坏了的样子。 Quite weak, without meaning!” “好弱,没意思!”
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