The warehouse fire intensity of combustion is small gradually, great distance not far away, two black fight armor to throw the street, as the dragon embroidered costume, they have the self- training of actor. 燃烧的仓库火势渐小,相隔不远处,两具黑色战甲扑街,作为龙套,他们极具演员的自我修养。 The director said cannot move, before without shouting card, they are motionless. 导演说不许动,没喊卡之前,他们就一动不动。 The far place, pair of people lie down by the strange posture again horizontally, can only see the back of the head, another looks at the day speechless. 再远些的地方,一对狗男女以奇怪姿势横躺,一个只能看到后脑勺,另一个无语望天。 „Was too slow, Bruce or Wonder Woman, both are the vegetable/dish chickens, why will hit like this......, I understood, the vegetable/dish chicken pecks mutually.” “太慢了,不论是布鲁斯还是神奇女侠,两个都是菜鸡,为什么会打这么……哦,我懂了,菜鸡互啄。” „Can let alone the words, I be very uncomfortable.” “能别说话吗,我很难受。” „Forget it, should this saying me, you know the respirable pain?” “得了吧,这话应该我来说,你知道不能呼吸的痛苦吗？” Luo Su raised the head difficultly, contemptuously shot a look at Diana to be the same, complained that then lay. 罗素艰难抬头,轻蔑瞥了戴安娜一样,抱怨完毕接着趴好。 „......” “……” Diana air/Qi results in the eye spit fire, curses Luo Su goes to hell at the same time, cursed Wonder Woman of several chest big no brains while convenient. 戴安娜气得眼睛喷火,诅咒罗素下地狱的同时,顺便诅咒了几句胸大无脑的神奇女侠。 „Diana, going to hell to me is not a curse, but this matter I in the book, do not think, put on small shoes, tonight my room explanation is clear.” “戴安娜,下地狱对我而言并不是一种诅咒,但这件事我会记在本子上,不想以后被穿小鞋,今晚来我房间解释清楚。” „Leader, you determined that also has tonight?” “首领,你确定还有今晚？” „Otherwise, above that two fellow whoever win, I am their good teammates, how not to have tonight?” “不然呢,上面那两个家伙不论谁获胜,我都是他们的好队友,怎么就没有今晚了？” „......” “……” Made sense, Diana discovered oneself had nothing to say in reply. 太有道理了,戴安娜发现自己无言以对。 „You are young...... are not right, you are not young. I mean, later some are the opportunities, learns from me slowly.” “你还小……不对,你一点也不小。我的意思是,以后有的是机会,跟着我慢慢学。” Luo Su shakes the head slightly, Diana is too young, only knows an iron to meet the tough head-on with toughness, as everyone knows in world most fearful strength is not the fist, but is the language. 罗素微微摇头,戴安娜还是太年轻,只知头铁硬碰硬,殊不知世间最可怕的力量不是拳头,而是语言。 In this regard, Angel and devil do very well. 在这点上,天使和魔鬼就做得很好。 The difference is, Angel will disappoint you for the world, the devil will disappoint the entire world for you, then disappoints you. 区别是,天使会为了世界辜负你,魔鬼则会为你辜负全世界,然后再辜负你。 _ bang- 轰-- The distant sound raids air-splitting, Luo Su first looked, sees only Bruce whole body green light to surround, seems the green god born. 远方破空声袭来,罗素偏头一看,只见布鲁斯全身绿光环绕,好似绿神降世。 His left and right hands is raising Wonder Woman and Green Lantern respectively, the picture feeling was full, making one remember daily of Justice League. 他左右手各提着神奇女侠和绿灯侠,画面感十足,令人不禁想起了正义联盟的日常。 Batman: Wants your what to use? .jpg 百特曼:要你们何用？.jpg „Bruce is quite quick, actually I am good, waits again did not mind.” “布鲁斯好快呀,其实我还好,再等等也不介意。” „I minded!” “我介意！” Saw the fight to finish, is Bruce of one's own side to win total victories, Diana shouted impatiently loudly, Luo Su also high and low fluctuated with the mighty waves. 见战斗结束,属于己方的布鲁斯大获全胜,戴安娜迫不及待高声呼喊,罗素亦随着波涛上下起伏。 Bruce comes, sees Luo Su of posture rare and beautiful flowers from afar, thought through the key while convenient, no wonder Wonder Woman can escape from the evil clutches of Satan, the sentiment is Satan is busy at not being able to leave. 布鲁斯闻声而来,远远看到姿势奇葩的罗素,顺便想通了关键,难怪神奇女侠能逃出撒旦的魔爪,感情是撒旦忙得抽不出身。 Now only remains the last issue, why after Wonder Woman ties up Luo Su, does no sword hold he? 现在就只剩最后一个问题了,为什么神奇女侠捆住罗素之后,没一剑捅死他？ Also or has tried, is the facial skin too thick, has no way broken to guard? 又或者试过了,脸皮太厚,没法破防？ „Luo Su, what farce is also performing in?” “罗素,又在演什么闹剧？” Bruce will fall the ground, throws toward the ground two people conveniently, under his here finishes speaking, weak Wonder Woman then opens the mouth slowly. 布鲁斯将落地面,随手将两人往地上一扔,他这边话音刚落下,虚弱的神奇女侠便缓缓开口。 „Sorry, Luo Su, I failed, cannot defeat bat of laughing wildly.” “对不起,罗素,我失败了,没能战胜狂笑之蝠。” „Does not need to apologize, you have made contribution!” “不用道歉,你已经尽力了！” The Luo Su serious face nods layer on layer/heavily, rebukes oneself saying: „Is my is not right, clear(ly) knows that he is so powerful, the heart black stingy, despicable and shameless is not concerned about face in addition, but also makes you...... blame me, harmed you also to be grasped.” 罗素严肃脸重重点头,自责道:“是我的不对,明知道他那么强大,心黑手狠,外加卑鄙无耻不要脸,还让你……都怪我,害你也被抓了。” „No, does not need to rebuke oneself, you are also cared that Hal security, was he is too shameless.” “不,无须自责,你也是关心哈尔的安全,是他太无耻了。” Wonder Woman clenches teeth to look angrily at Bruce: „When I rushed, the Hal severe wound stupor, he sees me to shield the teammate to be timid and hesitant, then aims at the Hal collection fire, I had no recourse...... to defeat finally.” 神奇女侠咬牙怒视布鲁斯:“等我赶到时,哈尔重伤昏迷,他见我掩护队友束手束脚,便对准哈尔集火,我迫不得已……最后败了。” „What, unexpectedly crazed hence!” “什么,竟然丧心病狂至此！” Luo Su stares the big eye, he has never seen the so sinister deceitful generation, simply Batman. 罗素瞪大眼睛,他从未见过如此阴险狡诈之辈,简直百特曼。 Bruce: „......” 布鲁斯:“……” Very good, the last issue was also solved! 很好,最后一个问题也解决了！ Now he suspects whether seriously Wonder Woman IQ attains a designated standard, this brain, Luo Su one can deceive her more than ten times late, next year the hell should welcome the child of Satan born. 现在他严重怀疑神奇女侠的智商是否达标,就这脑子,罗素一晚能骗她十几次,明年地狱就该喜迎撒旦之子降生了。 But changes an angle, considering that own universe will have Justice League, he hopes that such team ( gong ) friend ( ju ) is better and better. 但换个角度,考虑到自己的宇宙也会有正义联盟,他希望这样的队(gong)友(ju)多多益善。 „Does Luo Su, want me to deregulate for you?” “罗素,要我为你松绑吗？” „No, by the string is bundling me is I, I was rather bundled for a lifetime, even if loses the freedom, is not willing to become your running dog again.” “不,被绳子捆着的我才是我,我宁可被捆一辈子,哪怕失去自由,也不愿再成为你的走狗。” Luo Su shakes the head the rejection, the fervent excuse, obtained the high praise of Wonder Woman. 罗素摇头拒绝,慷慨激昂的说辞,获得了神奇女侠的好评。 „Said well, Luo Su!” “说得好,罗素！” The Wonder Woman nod affirmation, worthily is the super hero who another Multiverse is a rear survival, she has not misread the person. 神奇女侠点头肯定,不愧是另一个平行宇宙硕果仅存的超级英雄,她没看错人。 Luo Su has not spoken, is showing a faint smile to Wonder Woman, the snow white tooth flashes through the light of correct path. 罗素没说话,对着神奇女侠微微一笑,雪白牙齿闪过正道之光。 „......” X2 “……”x2 Bruce shrugs, always the person must go to hell, if that person is Wonder Woman rather than he, that best. 布鲁斯耸耸肩,总有一个人要下地狱,如果那个人是神奇女侠而不是他,那最好不过。 Diana looks at the day speechless, the god no longer strictly avoids first day, super thinks him! 戴安娜无语望天,神力戒不再的第一天,超级想他！ Rumble!! 轰隆隆！！ The distant place, the sound howls air-splitting, jet black bat fights armor to descend an all over the body, mask separating, shows the Joker/clown Jackie's pale red lip smiling face. 远方,破空声呼啸,一架通体漆黑的蝙蝠战甲降落,面罩弹开,露出小丑杰基惨白的红唇笑脸。 „Harley, Bruce, scatters...... the volume, Luo Su, your how this posture?” “哈莉,布鲁斯,还有撒……额,还有罗素,你怎么这个姿势？” Harley turns a deaf ear , the director has not stopped, she is a corpse. 哈莉充耳不闻,导演没喊停,她就是一具尸体。 A Joker/clown face compels ignorant, after three seconds, awakens suddenly, is patting Bruce's shoulder delightedly: „Good, you held him, is right?” 小丑一脸懵逼,三秒钟后猛然惊醒,喜出望外拍着布鲁斯的肩膀:“太好了,你抓住他了,对不对？” „!” “咳咳！” Bruce makes a fist coughs lightly two, hints Jackie time also with enough time, rescues itself quickly. 布鲁斯握拳轻咳两声,示意杰基时间还来得及,赶快抢救一下自己。 „Sorry, the slip in speech, I meant her.” “抱歉,口误了,我是说她。” Jackie receives the smiling face, points at Diana to complain saying: „Is you, the wicked party of crime syndicate, your name I frequently sincerely in heart...... cloak female.” 杰基收起笑脸,指着戴安娜控诉道:“就是你,犯罪辛迪加的恶党,你的名字我时刻谨记于心……披风女。” „......” Xn “……”xn Play embarrassed, Bruce turns the head not to endure to look very much again, Wonder Woman continues in the question mark, a well-organized matter, even more could not understand. 戏很尬,布鲁斯转头不忍再看,神奇女侠持续问号中,条理清楚的一件事,越发看不懂了。 Luo Su also as before remains silent, his present posture, the breath is difficult, let alone is the speech, pressed Satan. 罗素也依旧保持沉默,他现在的姿势,呼吸都困难,何况是说话,太难为撒旦了。 „Is you, ‚didn't the Joker/clown hero’ Jackie, you die?” “是你,‘小丑侠’杰基,你不是死了吗？” Diana makes noise surprisedly, Jackie's makeup allows is not difficult to act, but unique makings alternative, the average person cannot imitate. 戴安娜惊讶出声,杰基的妆容不难扮演,但独特的气质过于另类,一般人模仿不来。 „Indeed died, but I was scattered...... me to mean Luo Su, he brought back to the world from the heaven me.” “的确是死了,但我被撒……我是说罗素,他把我从天堂带回了人间。” Jackie sighed, before does not want dead, now does not want to live, personhood was really difficult. 杰基叹息一声,以前不想死,现在不想活,做人真是太难了。 „Jackie, where this name in seems to have listened......” “杰基,这个名字似乎在哪听过……” Wonder Woman awakens fiercely: „I thought that you were Luther's good friend, the member of Justice League.” 神奇女侠猛地惊醒:“我想起来了,你是卢瑟的好友,正义联盟的成员。” „Well, do you know Luther?” “咦,你认识卢瑟？” „Yes, he went to our universe, seeks to help defeat the crime syndicate......” “是的,他去了我们的宇宙,寻求帮助打败犯罪辛迪加……” Wonder Woman more said more has doubts, brain inside one group of confusion, cannot clear off, fondly remember Batman who absents from duty, if he, burnt the matter of brain to think through quickly. 神奇女侠越说越疑惑,脑子里面一团混乱,根本理不清,怀念缺勤的蝙蝠侠,如果他在的话,烧脑的事情很快就想通了。 „Good, told me quickly, now where is Luther at?” “太好了,快告诉我,卢瑟现在在哪？” „We went to your base, but there nobody left, thinks that you really died.” “我们去了你的基地,但那里空无一人,都以为你真的死了。” „Damn, I and Luther missed!” “该死,我和卢瑟错过了！” Jackie stamped putting one's foot down annoyingly, turns on communication to contact with Luther, dies and is reborn, the joke prepared. 杰基懊恼跺了下脚,打开通讯器联系卢瑟,死而复生,笑话都准备好了。 Zī- 滋滋滋-- Communication makes the blind sound, Jackie tried unable several times the normal communication, could not bear whisper. 通讯器发出吱喳盲音,杰基试了几次都无法正常通讯,忍不住嘀嘀咕咕起来。 „Strange, just fortunately good, suddenly to be how bad.” “奇怪,刚刚还好好的,怎么突然就坏了。” „Because some people do not want to make you contact with Luther.” “因为有人不想让你联系卢瑟。” Bruce coldly makes noise, mentions by name the key reason, certain people do not nod, Jackie writes a letter uselessly. 布鲁斯冷冷出声,点名关键原因,某些人不点头,杰基写信都没用。 „???” “？？？” Jackie hears word is stunned, the subconsciousness looked goes for a walk Luo Su that to the ravine, opens mouth, quite a while does not dare to say a character. 杰基闻言愕然,下意识看向山间踏青的罗素,张张嘴,半天没敢说出一个字。 The power and influenced acquired over a long period still, does not dare to disturb the aesthetic pleasure of Satan. 积威犹在,不敢打扰撒旦的雅兴。 „Bruce, their two are the reinforcements that Luther looks, is the person on one's own side, why will hit?” “布鲁斯,他们两个是卢瑟找来的援军,是自己人,为什么会打起来？” „Because some people want to make the person on one's own side hit.” “因为有人想让自己人打起来。” „......” “……” The topic is serious, Jackie winks, does not dare to say obstinately. 话题过于沉重,杰基挤挤眼,愣是没敢接话。 „Hateful, I understood, you have been deceiving me!” “可恶,我明白了,你一直在骗我！” Looked at for quite a while, Wonder Woman became aware, without bat of laughing wildly, Luo Su had not been controlled, all were the rumors that he compiled. 看了半天,神奇女侠悟了,没有狂笑之蝠,罗素也没有被控制,一切都是他编造的谎言。 „Deceives your is not I, is the true words belays, your oneself said that was belayed the person who ties up only to speak the truth.” “骗你的不是我,是真言套索,你自己都说了,被套索捆住的人只会说实话。” Luo Su body translucent, stands up across the rope, under looking angrily at Wonder Woman, picks up to belay her to tie up the steamed rice dumpling. 罗素身躯半透明,穿过绳索站起身,在神奇女侠的怒视下,捡起套索将她绑成粽子。 „How can I say, you came the devil of bunch of hells with the rope of Olympus, big...... this was not talks nonsense!” “怎么说呢,你拿奥林匹斯的绳索来捆地狱的魔鬼,好大的……这不是扯淡嘛！” „Bastard!!” “混蛋！！” The true words belay are the Wonder Woman weakness, once tied up, will then lose the supernatural power, she clenches teeth to be unwilling, both eyes look angrily at Bruce: „If all these are the rumors, you? You should be another universe Bruce Wayne, why the Gotham dark knight must serve for the devil, your justice?” 真言套索是神奇女侠的弱点,一旦被捆住,便会失去神力,她咬牙不甘,双目怒视布鲁斯:“如果这一切都是谎言,那你呢？你应该就是另一个宇宙的布鲁斯・韦恩,哥谭的黑暗骑士为什么要为魔鬼服务,你的正义呢？” „You also said that he is a devil.” “你也说了,他是魔鬼。” Bruce gives the answer, added: „He is not the ordinary devil, is the master of hell...... Satan.” 布鲁斯给出答案,补充道:“他不是普通的魔鬼,是地狱的主人……撒旦。” „Unwarranted reputation, unwarranted reputation. Actually I just took office recently, the previous generation ‚Satan’ Lucifer does not throw up one's job dry/does, I was forced to be elected, was forced.” “虚名,虚名而已。其实我最近刚刚上任,上一代‘撒旦’路西法撂挑子不干,我才被迫当选的,被迫的。” Luo Su beckons with the hand, said with good intention: „As for Bruce...... embarrassed saying that because of my mistake, harms the universe that he to restart, the reason is......” 罗素摆摆手,好心道:“至于布鲁斯……说来惭愧,因为我的失误,害他所在的宇宙重启,原因是……” „Luo Su, they do not want to know the reason.” “罗素,他们不想知道原因。” Bruce corner of the eye tics, the opportunity is uncertain, but he also wants to struggle. 布鲁斯眼角抽抽,机会渺茫,可他还想挣扎一下。 „Also right, now the person are few, when the person were many I to say again.” “也对,现在人少,等人多了我再说。” Luo Su nods, for the time being gives up the thought of exposing the photo, catches several captives to reconsider much not lately. 罗素点点头,暂且放弃了曝照的念头,多抓几个俘虏再议不迟。 Bruce:(??) 布鲁斯:(??) „, That......” “呃,那个……” Jackie squeezes out a smiling face: „Can Mr. Luo Su, first loosen this woman, she is Luther......” 杰基挤出一张笑脸:“罗素先生,能不能先松开这位女士,她是卢瑟……” „Shut up, looks at your timid appearance, not Joker/clown, she said that is helper who Luther looks , did you believe?” “闭嘴,看你唯唯诺诺的样子,一点也不小丑,她说是卢瑟找来的帮手,你就信了？” Luo Su cold snort/hum: „Was too naive, I do not believe in any case. You look at the appearance that she looks angrily and fiercely, like this is ominous, definitely is not the good person, where looks like me, the speech is benign.” 罗素冷哼一声:“太天真了,反正我不信。你看她横眉冷眼的样子,这么凶,肯定不是什么好人,哪像我,说话都和颜悦色的。” „But......” “可是……” „Without, but, since I came, how the later script walks, is decided by me.” “没有可是,既然我来了,之后的剧本怎么走,都由我说了算。” „......” Xn “……”xn Does not dare to speak! 不敢说话！ „That side figurant, can, take these two captives, I must interrogate them...... to consider as finished personally, I alone am also unbearably busy, Bruce, the green fellow gave you, must query his real status, as well as passed through Multiverse to have any evil plan.” “那边的群众演员,可以起来了,带上这两个俘虏,我要亲自审问他们……算了,我一个人也忙不过来,布鲁斯,绿色的家伙交给你了,务必问清他的真实身份,以及穿越平行宇宙有什么邪恶计划。” Luo Su hit a sound to refer, continues saying: „Diana, shoulders my room this bad woman, I must have a look at her mouth but actually hardly.” 罗素打了个响指,继续说道:“戴安娜,把这个坏女人扛到我房间,我倒要看看她的嘴有多硬。” Then, Luo Su swaggers away. 说完,罗素扬长而去。 Bruce sighed, took off the Green Lantern ring, shouldered it on the shoulder. 布鲁斯叹了口气,摘下绿灯侠的戒指,将其扛在肩上。 „Hehe, the silly woman, knows now oneself stupid?” “嘿嘿,傻女人,现在知道自己有多蠢了吧？” The Diana squatting lower part of the body, patted the face of Wonder Woman, takes pleasure in others' misfortunes saying: „Another ‚I’, thank your selfless contributions, tonight otherwise met with a disaster was I.” 戴安娜蹲下身,拍了拍神奇女侠的脸,幸灾乐祸道:“另一个‘我’,感谢你的无私奉献,不然今晚遭殃的就是我了。” „Don't self-satisfied is too early.” “别得意的太早。” Wonder Woman clenches the teeth, a character character makes noise, feels to despise for who parallel world degenerates. 神奇女侠咬紧牙关,一字一字出声,为平行世界堕落的自己感到不齿。 „I was self-satisfied, how can you I?” “我就得意了,你能把我怎样？” Diana disdains to curl the lip, the voice falls then hears devil the sound of rope soul, the smile instantaneous stiff on the face. 戴安娜不屑撇嘴,话音落下便听到魔鬼的索魂之声,笑容瞬间僵硬在脸上。 „Diana, do not rub gently, examined her, I must listen to your explanation!” “戴安娜,别磨蹭了,审完了她,我还要听你的解释！” „......” “……” Diana is silent, lifts up Wonder Woman fast to move by the turtle. 戴安娜沉默,扛起神奇女侠以龟速挪动。 „What's wrong, your self-satisfied vigor?” “怎么了,你的得意劲儿呢？” Wonder Woman taunted, made up the blade to ‚’ crazily, has not noticed completely, when she obtained the retaliation pleasant sensation, has gotten sucked into the acrobatics that the devil killed one another. 神奇女侠冷嘲热讽,疯狂对‘自己’补刀,完全没注意到,在她获得报复快感的时候,已经深陷魔鬼自相残杀的把戏中。 „Shut up, manages well itself, must have bad luck is also you first has bad luck!” “闭嘴,管好自己,要倒霉也是你先倒霉！” Diana white, prayed that Luo Su examined Wonder Woman not to have the strength. 戴安娜白了一眼,祈祷罗素审完神奇女侠就没了力气。 As for tomorrow...... 至于明天…… Then examined is not good! 接着审不就好了！