AE :: Volume #23 我讨厌主神Ⅴ

#1271: Without wind dances with the wind


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Has a dizzy spell, body heavy such as iron...... 头晕目眩,身躯沉重如铁…… Peter Parker opens the eye slowly, in the mind the memory is chaotic, like beforehand running lights, flashes through at the point of death fast. 彼得・帕克缓缓睁开眼睛,脑海中记忆混乱,就像临死之前的跑马灯般,一帧帧飞快闪过。 Draws an analogy, inserts the main engine the USB, fast transmitted data, but is strange, Parker felt oneself are the USB is a main engine. 打个比方,将u盘插进主机,正在飞快传输数据,可古怪的是,帕克觉得自己即是u盘又是主机。 The end fragment of memory, he destroyed the super collider, the body of card severe wound in the ruins, dies by the gold/metal and earthenware cooking pot big fist hammer...... 记忆的末尾片段,他破坏了超级对撞机,重伤之躯卡在废墟之中,被金并砂锅大的拳头锤死…… Again then, he seemed like a place named hell, did not record ignorantly clearly. 再然后,他似乎到了一个叫地狱的地方,浑浑噩噩记不清楚。 Front two person's shadows are quarrelling, black fog surrounds, is blazing, how long both sides have not quarrelled to attack brutally. 面前两个人影正在吵架,一个黑雾环绕,一个烈焰熊熊,双方没吵多长时间就大打出手。 The under fellow of whole body roaring flame was pressed at the scene on the ground rubs, becomes angry out of shame calls the person, tens of thousands of little brothers come, besiege the fellow who the black fog surrounds. 满身烈焰的家伙当场被按在地上摩擦,恼羞成怒之下叫人,成千上万小弟现身,围攻黑雾环绕的家伙。 The electric light twinkle, the massacre starts. 电光闪烁,大屠杀开始。 The field littered with corpses, rivers of blood, the pitiful yell of wailing spreads over the four directions. 尸横遍野,血流成河,哀嚎的惨叫传遍四方。 Also has not known how long, in the field only remains the fellow who the black fog surrounds also to stand, others, that blazing fellow, the entire head were all entrained forcefully. 也不知过了多久,场中只剩黑雾环绕的家伙还站着,其他人全死了,那个烈焰熊熊的家伙,整颗脑袋被硬生生拽了下来。 A big hand grasps, again then...... 一只大手抓来,再然后…… He awoke. 他就醒了。 The stiff eyelid opens slowly, Parker has the stiff feeling that a ghost presses, as if the body is not own. 生硬的眼皮缓缓睁开,帕克有种鬼压床的僵硬感,仿佛身体不是自己的。 In the line of sight, almost appears with his same face, dyeing, but also is a little old. 视线中,一张几乎和他一样的面孔出现,染了发,还有点老。 Un, but also is a little dispirited and puts on weight. 嗯,还有点颓废和发福。 Damn , has a dream?” “该死,又是做梦吗?” Parker twittering, closes the eye to go to sleep again. 帕克呢喃一声,闭上眼睛再次睡下。 One group of people look at each other in blank dismay, middle-aged Parker swung swinging ‚’ shoulder, but the latter is not willing to wake up. 一群人面面相觑,中年帕克摇了摇‘自己’的肩膀,但后者就是不愿醒来。 He seems like thinks oneself are still having a dream......” “他似乎以为自己还在做梦……” Middle-aged Parker makes a fist coughs lightly: As can be appreciated, after all also young, the life and death could not accept for a while, changed into me definitely unable like this.” 中年帕克握拳轻咳一声:“可以理解,毕竟还年轻,生生死死一时接受不了,换成我肯定不会这样。” Makes me come, I know how to awaken him!” “让我来,我知道怎么叫醒他!” Deadpool goes forward, while unties own belt. 死侍一边上前,一边解开自己的裤腰带。 He sees very clearly, Parker seems like thinks oneself are having a dream, this good opportunity not to may miss. 他看得很清楚,帕克似乎以为自己在做梦,这种好机会万万不可错过。 Wakes as for Parker midway, clearly recognized oneself are not having a dream...... 至于帕克中途醒过来,认清自己不是在做梦…… That is less exciting! 那不是更刺激嘛! Bang! 嘭! Luo Su blows the muzzle, inserts after it charming turns round, side is Miles of looking around. 罗素吹了吹枪口,帅气将其插回身后,旁边是探头探脑的迈尔斯。 Small young full forehead question mark, then the big Desert Eagle, where did hide? 小年轻满脑门问号,那么大一把沙鹰,到底藏到哪去了? Ahem, I have the means to make him clearly recognize the reality.” “哼哼,我有办法让他认清现实。” Continuously without Gwynne squatting lower part of the body of speech, does not know where from fishes out small scissors, to the Parker full head charming golden hair. 一直没说话的格温蹲下身,也不知从哪摸出一把小剪刀,对着帕克满头帅气的金发咔嚓咔嚓。 The autumn wind the fallen leaf, after a while, Parker's golden hair does not lack together few same place, looks at horrible to look. 秋风所落叶,不过一会儿,帕克的金发就缺一块少一块,望之惨不忍睹。 I made contribution.” “我尽力了。” Sees Parker not to awake, Gwynne receives the scissors, side claps to arrive to stand. 见帕克还是不醒,格温收起剪刀,拍拍手走到旁边站好。 Without other meaning, is saw that this frank blonde whole body is uncomfortable, everyone is Spider-Man, why the Commander Parker's hairstyle like this? 没别的意思,就是看到这头爽朗的金发浑身不舒服,大家都是蜘蛛侠,凭什么帕克的发型这么帅? This is unfair! 这不公平! Luo Su looks again and again shakes the head, the Deadpool stupid virus is really terrifying, a younger sister well, quite a while the time was insane. 罗素看得连连摇头,死侍沙雕病毒果然恐怖,好好的一个妹子,才半天时间就疯了。 One crowd of trash, make way.” “一群渣渣,都闪开。” Luo Su shoves open the useless trash, carries Parker who how cannot awaken, several big boxes on the ear pulled out. 罗素推开没用的渣渣,拎起怎么都叫不醒的帕克,啪啪几个大耳刮子抽了上去。 The effect is outstanding, Parker sobered instantaneously. 效果出类拔萃,帕克瞬间就清醒了。 Sore?” “疼吗?” „Very sore.” “很疼。” Hurts does not have a dream, Peter Parker, welcome back to the world.” “疼就不是做梦,彼得・帕克,欢迎回到人间。” Luo Su is saying, throws toward the ground Parker: Here is New York, is not the hell, you were reactivated.” 罗素说着,将帕克往地上一扔:“这里是纽约,不是地狱,你被复活了。” I...... you......” “我……你……” Looks at the face of Luo Su, Parker is knitting the brows to think deeply, always thought where has seen, the form and Luo Su that suddenly, the black fog surrounds overlap perfectly in the same place. 望着罗素的面孔,帕克皱眉深思,总觉得在哪里见过,猛然间,黑雾环绕的身影和罗素完美重叠在一起。 Is you, the fellow of intruded hell, the devil in devil mouth, you killed everyone!” “是你,闯入的地狱的家伙,魔鬼口中的魔鬼,你把所有人都杀了!” „......” “……” Side, Miles zhuo dusk, middle-aged Parker and Gwynne lowered the head to seek for the ant silently, Deadpool squat in the ground drawing a circle circle, Duan Xinlan are looking at the Luo Su back looking pensive. 旁边,迈尔斯叕昏了,中年帕克和格温默默低头寻找蚂蚁,死侍蹲在地上画圈圈,段心兰望着罗素的背影若有所思。 Young people, do not draw the conclusion absurdly.” “年轻人,别妄下定论。” A Luo Su palm of the hand claps on the Parker trembling shoulder: You just resurrected, the intelligence somewhat is blurry, the dreamland and reality, the genuine and fake minute/share are not clear, therefore before...... speech, best first cross a brain.” 罗素一巴掌拍在帕克颤巍巍的肩膀上:“你刚刚复活,神智还有些迷糊,梦境和真实,真真假假分不清楚,所以……说话之前最好先过一遍脑子。” Parker: „......” 帕克:“……” Is reasonable! 有道理! Parker swallowed a saliva, no matter the process how, his resurrecting and Luo Su has the direct relation. 帕克咽了口唾沫,不管过程如何,他的复活都和罗素有直接关系。 Straightforward, front person is own savior, of bringing back to life. 直白一点,面前这个‘人’是自己的救命恩人,起死回生的那种。 Thanks......” “谢谢……” After 20 minutes, Parker has cleared off the general situation, Multiverse and multiple Spider-Man, Gwynne, middle-aged Parker...... also had stole Deadpool of his underpants a while ago. 二十分钟后,帕克已经理清了大致情况,平行宇宙、复数蜘蛛侠、格温、中年帕克……还有前段时间偷了他裤衩的死侍 My that is borrows, now puts in the body, wants to speak frankly, but I may not give back to you.” “我那是借,现在就穿在身上,想要就直说,但我不一定会还给你。” Deadpool is extremely discontented, racket shoulder of nearby Luo Su: Also, heard that you hung, I ask the professional to resurrect specially you, the like this big benevolence, did not say pledges yourself, only ten underpants, you should also thank me!” 死侍万分不满,拍拍旁边罗素的肩膀:“还有,听说你挂了,我特意找专业人士来复活你,这么大的恩情,不说以身相许,区区十条裤衩而已,你还应该谢谢我呢!” Thanks, thanks.” “谢,谢谢。” Parker corner of the eye tics, deeply attracted several tones the returning to normal mood, lifts the hand to find the clue make stares. 帕克眼角直抽抽,深吸了好几口气才平复心情,抬手摸头又是一愣。 Well, hair? 咦,头发呢? ...... …… After one hour, Parker traded Spider-Man uniform from the family/home, climbs up the wall to arrive at the roof. 一小时后,帕克从家中换了一身蜘蛛侠制服,攀爬墙壁来到屋顶。 Sorry, I resurrect suddenly, has a scare the wife, therefore lost some time.” “抱歉,我突然复活,把妻子吓了一跳,所以耽误了一些时间。” Parker said with a smile embarrasedly: She really scared, I took the big effort to make her believe that I was Parker, stuffed dummy who rather than anything cloned.” 帕克讪讪笑道:“她实在是吓坏了,我费了好大力气才让她相信我是帕克,而不是什么克隆的假人。” One hour, is really pitiful.” “才一个小时而已,真可怜。” Deadpool low voice bb, brings in Parker's looking angrily at immediately, as well as middle-aged Parker...... looks angrily. 死侍小声bb,立即引来帕克的怒视,以及中年帕克的……怒视。 Arrives from other universes about two, except for the super collider, I also has part of reasons.” “关于两位从其他宇宙抵达,除了超级对撞机,我个人也有一部分原因。” Parker apology: I, when prevents the dimension channel to open, was pressed by Green Goblin, was, involved everyone for this reason.” 帕克歉意道:“我在阻止维度通道打开的时候,被绿魔按了进去,正是因为这个原因,才把大家牵连了进来。” Middle-aged Parker and Gwynne expressed indifferently, mistakenly not in Parker, moreover this travel was also very interesting. 中年帕克和格温都表示无所谓,错不在帕克,而且这次旅行也挺有意思。 Without Deadpool and Luo Su, that were more perfect. 如果没有死侍罗素,那就更完美了。 About, if closes the super collider, destroys its internal System, as well as back original universe, here has a detailed plan.” “关于如果关闭超级对撞机,破坏其内部系统,以及将各位送回原本的宇宙,我这里有一个详细的计划。” Parker beckons toward Miles: I made a script, calls it to duplicate the key, the original intention deletes the data of collider directly, now looks like, I must revise to be good slightly.” 帕克朝迈尔斯招招手:“我做了一个小程序,称之为覆写钥匙,本意是直接删除对撞机的数据,现在看来,我要略微修改一下才行了。” That......” “那个……” Miles is sorrowful, puts out Parker so-called duplication key, except for has been injured by falling down, other have no issue. 迈尔斯愁眉苦眼,拿出帕克所谓的覆写钥匙,除了已经摔坏,其它没有任何问题。 Small young rebukes oneself very much, before Parker just before the end, entrusts the heavy responsibility to him, suddenly transits the Savior from the ordinary high-school student, the transition is too quick, he did not accept for a while. 小年轻很自责,帕克临终前将重任托付给他,突然从普通高中生过渡成救世主,转折太快,他一时接受不了。 To quickly grasp the superpower, he studies Spider-Man in cartoon, first practices to swing. 为了尽快掌握超能力,他学习漫画中的蜘蛛侠,首先练习荡秋千。 Did not leave failed accidentally/surprisingly, since the tall building fell down, was injured by falling down duplicated the key. 不出意外失败了,从高楼掉下,摔坏了覆写钥匙。 Doesn't matter, I can make one again newly, very simple script, several minutes composed.” “没关系,我可以再做一个新的,很简单的小程序,几分钟就编好了。” Parker spoke the comfort, at that time the severe wound was on the verge of death, will entrust to Miles in the future, now thinks that indeed some were inappropriate. 帕克出言安慰,当时重伤濒死,将未来托付给迈尔斯,现在想想的确有些不合适。 Moreover, since he had reactivated, this responsibility should shoulder to be right. 而且,既然他已经复活了,这份责任理应重新担负起来才对。 Middle-aged Parker heard that the word is deeply disappointed, this world ‚’ grow young gracefully, gifted, succeeds in one's pursuit, family to be complete, but he...... 中年帕克闻言深受打击,这个世界的‘自己’年轻长得帅、头脑一流、事业有成、家庭圆满,而他…… In comparison, he is the tragedy. 相比之下,他就是悲剧。 Wade, you should be able to send back them, right?” 韦德,你应该能把他们都送回去,对吧?” Naturally.” “当然。” But you do not think like this to do, because was too bored.” “可你不想这么做,因为太无聊了。” Naturally!” “当然!” Luo Su and Deadpool low voice exchange, the opinion is unified, in any case is the result of being doomed, why doesn't make the process more joyful? 罗素死侍小声交流,意见非常统一,反正是注定的结局,为什么不让过程变得更快乐呢? Aren't others joyful importantly, they joyfully on line. 别人快不快乐不重要,他俩快乐就行了。 The people leave the roof of Parker family/home, the Luo Su mind reading take taxi, hiring two taxis to arrive at Queens somewhere street. 众人离开帕克家的屋顶,罗素心灵感应打车,叫来两辆出租车来到皇后区某处街道。 Aunt Mei family/home, Parker's secret base here. 梅婶的家,帕克的秘密基地就在这里。 Aunt Mei had received the call of Mary Jian, saw Parker who resurrecting is excited, west going forward east traces traces, feeling resurrecting is really a dreadful matter. 梅婶已经接到了玛丽・简的电话,看到复活的帕克万分激动,上前东摸摸西摸摸,感慨复活真是一件可怕的事情。 Look the hair did not have. 这不,头发都没了。 „, Right, besides these two Spider-Man, three in base you.” “哦,对了,除了这两位蜘蛛侠,还有三位在基地里等你。” „......” “还有……” Three!?” “三位!?” ...... …… Parker's secret base is located in underground, the semblance is an ordinary junks warehouse, but this is only to cover their ears and eyes, the core will be the future science fiction feeling full spider hole. 帕克的秘密基地位于地下,外表是一间普通的杂物仓库,但这只是为了掩人耳目,核心是未来科幻感十足的蜘蛛洞。 Combat tank, motor, airplane and other transportation vehicles have it all, the spiders of various exclusive functions fight the clothes, the central location placed a supercomputer, a little meaning of Batcave. 战车、摩托、飞机等交通工具一应俱全,还有各类专属功能的蜘蛛战衣,中央位置摆放了一台超级计算机,有点蝙蝠洞的意思。 I was really pitiful!” “我真是太可怜了!” Middle-aged Parker traces the stomach intestinal fat, was deliberately considering Parker shouted him, for put salt in his wound. 中年帕克摸了摸肚腩,寻思着帕克把他喊过来,为的就是在他伤口上撒把盐。 At this time, three Spider-Man also 11 from other universes came. 这时,三名来自其他宇宙的蜘蛛侠也一一现身。 Shadow Spider-Man, given name Peter Parker, installs to compel like the wind, often accompanies my body Deity. 暗影蜘蛛侠,本名彼得・帕克,一个‘装逼如风,常伴吾身’的神人。 like this said, because of his coat can dances without wind with the wind. 这么说,是因为他的大衣可以在没有风的情况下随风而舞。 The universe that shadow Spider-Man is at situated in the U.S.A Great Depression period, experienced the uncle dead, was nipped one by the radioactive spider, joined in the great tide of super hero. 暗影蜘蛛侠所在的宇宙位于美帝经济大萧条时期,经历叔叔死亡,被放射性蜘蛛咬了一口,投身超级英雄的伟大浪潮之中。 Spider machine armor soldier Penny Parker, Japanese American nationality luoli, 14 years old, the technical dwelling talent representative, was nipped one by the radioactive spider, binding established the mind telepathy. 蜘蛛机甲战士潘妮・帕克,日裔美籍luoli,十四岁,技术宅人才代表,被放射性蜘蛛咬了一口,绑定建立了精神感应。 Penny Parker does not have the superpower, carries out depends entirely on driving spider machine armor justly, but the core of machine armor was that only bit her spider. 潘妮・帕克本身并没有超能力,执行正义全靠驾驶蜘蛛机甲,而机甲的核心就是那只咬了她的蜘蛛。 After father death, she in the help of this/Ben and under plum two scientists, gradually becomes qualified Spider-Man. 父亲死亡后,她在本和梅两位科学家的帮助下,逐渐成为一名合格的蜘蛛侠 What is worth mentioning is, the birth of this Spider-Man, is the saluting classical animation Eva, Except for day was two dimension styles, in the class of Penny Parker, she sat in probably is the third row of position from the bottom by the window. 值得一提的是,这位蜘蛛侠的诞生,是致敬经典动漫【eva】,除了本身的日系二次元画风,在潘妮・帕克的班级里,她坐在大概是倒数第三排靠窗的位置。 The peripheral position, sits proud tender, three not to have and abandon the firewood and base man respectively...... 其周边的位置,分别坐着傲娇、三无、废柴和基佬…… Yes, the second row from the bottom by the window is the throne of waste firewood, firm cannot shake. 是的,倒数第二排靠窗是废柴的宝座,牢不可撼。 Last spider pig hero Peter Burke, this was quite fierce, as a spider, it was nipped by a radioactive pig...... 最后一位蜘猪侠彼得・波克,这位就比较厉害了,作为一只蜘蛛,它被一头放射性的猪咬了……
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