AE :: Volume #23 我讨厌主神Ⅴ

#1270: Do not fear, I am the undercover in heaven


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Parker hears word corners of the mouth tic, the years about 40 tools still, nearly believed the Luo Su nonsense. 帕克闻言嘴角直抽抽,要不是年近四十的作案工具还在,险些信了罗素的鬼话。 Who you are, why can catch me?” “你们是谁,为什么要抓我?” Parker struggles several, discovered that the spider's silk ties up is skillful, more struggles is tighter, gave up struggling simply. 帕克挣扎几下,发现蛛丝绑得很有技巧,越挣扎越紧,索性放弃了挣扎。 He knits the brows to shake the head, the whole piece face did not have the consciousness numbly, remembers vaguely after entering this world, because of discovering another died, starts to investigate the reason. 他皱眉摇头,整张脸麻木没了知觉,依稀记得进入这处世界后,因发现另一个自己死亡,开始着手调查原因。 As a super hero, Parker is confident about his strength, he does not believe that ‚’ will die of an earthquake...... 作为一名超级英雄,帕克对自身实力充满信心,他不相信‘自己’会死于一场地震…… Has Miles's situation to be an exception! 带着迈尔斯的情况除外! Parker remembers oneself by Miles electronics corona, midway sober several times, racket of carelessly ice-cold cement and steel on face, then anything also records is unclear. 帕克记得自己被迈尔斯电晕了,中途清醒几次,冰冷的水泥和钢铁在脸上胡乱的拍,然后就啥也记不清了。 The split vision shoots a look at Miles to be bundled becomes the steamed rice dumpling, therefore, Miles is not an accomplice. 余光瞥到迈尔斯被捆成粽子,所以,迈尔斯并不是帮凶。 Was picked the corpse! 被捡尸了! Parker sigh with emotion unlucky year, for these years, he was getting more and more hapless recently...... 帕克感慨流年不利,最近这几年,他越来越倒霉了…… Is sighing with emotion, holds breath suddenly cold air, was only crawled slowly by the headshot fellow because of the ground. 正感慨着,冷不丁倒吸一口凉气,只因地上被爆头的家伙缓缓爬起。 This person he recognizes, is Deadpool! 这个人他认得,是死侍 Was dying, how this can stupid here? 要死了,这个沙雕怎么会在这里? Quickly, unties quickly, I suddenly think that must save the world, cannot delay the time here.” “快,快解开,我突然想起来还要拯救世界,不能在这里耽搁时间。” Parker turns over/stands up, the maggot same wriggles forward, was constrained the foot to entrain by Deadpool. 帕克一个翻身,蛆一样向前蠕动,然后被死侍拖住脚拽了回去。 Wade, he knows you probably.” 韦德,他好像认识你。” Luo Su carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow, will not be wrong, knew that the Deadpool people are this response. 罗素挑挑眉,不会错的,认识死侍的人都是这幅反应。 Right, should be other I, ok, one crowd of stupid, have nothing to discuss.” “是吗,应该是其他的我,算了,一群沙雕而已,没什么好谈的。” Deadpool shrugs, as teasing in tall Yanzhi the pure running water compared with mud-rock flow, he disdains to mention that crowd of stupid non- mainstreams. 死侍耸耸肩,作为逗比泥石流中的高颜值清流,他不屑提及那群沙雕非主流。 Luo Su hears word is actually very interested, may think that stupid is so difficult to do, if really huddles together, can have the day crookedly. 罗素闻言倒是很有兴趣,可想到一个沙雕就如此难搞,真要是扎堆,岂不是能把天都带歪了。 The picture is frightened, Luo Su shakes the head it scatters, keeps silent the crazy idea of once in a while dodging. 画面过于惊悚,罗素摇头将其驱散,只字不提间或一闪的疯狂想法。 Bang! 嘭! A spear/gun hits to explode the Deadpool dog head, Luo Su helps get over a shock, the squatting lower part of the body said to Parker: At this moment was open about the facts you, I called Luo Su, came from Spider-Man of other world, look, this was my spider web launcher.” 一枪打爆死侍的狗头,罗素压压惊,蹲下身对帕克说道:“事到如今就不瞒你了,我叫罗素,是来自其他世界的蜘蛛侠,看,这是我的蛛网发射器。” „, You thought that I do believe?” “呃,你觉得我会相信?” Parker is showing the whites of the eyes speechless, looks to black and white two color spider uniform Gwynne, this has the possibility actually very much. 帕克无语翻着白眼,望向黑白两色蜘蛛制服的格温,这个倒是很有可能。 ! 唰! The sword air/Qi has swept together, Parker's spider's silk breaks accordingly. 一道剑气扫过,帕克身上的蛛丝应声而断。 Ties up you not to have other meaning, is mainly fears you to shout and wrangle, since your like this is calm, that did not need.” “绑你没别的意思,主要是怕你大呼小叫,既然你这么冷静,那就没必要了。” Luo Su has not discussed the status, the topic extreme turn , to continue saying: You come from Multiverse, with this dimension is similar, but many different dimensions, the specific reason of matter...... our these Spider-Man gather together, for finds out the truth.” 罗素也没多谈身份,话题急转弯,继续说道:“你来自平行宇宙,和这个维度相似但又有很多不同的维度,事情的具体原因……我们这些蜘蛛侠聚在一起,为的就是查出真相。” Quantum mechanics!” “量子力学!” Aiyu, you understand very much!” “哎呦,你很懂嘛!” Does not understand, but I know matter that cannot come across, pushing was right to the quantum mechanics.” “不懂,但我知道遇到不懂的事情,推给量子力学就对了。” Parker curls the lip, his year about 40, the life story is how rich, this pediatrics cannot baffle him. 帕克撇撇嘴,他年近四十,人生阅历何其丰富,这种小儿科根本难不倒他。 Very good, directly enters the subject, Spider-Man of this world died.” “很好,直接进入主题,这个世界的蜘蛛侠死了。” He is very young, should not like this pass away.” “他还很年轻,不该这么早就过世。” Was skillful, we are like this think......” “巧了,我们都是这么想的……” Luo Su cracks into a smile, transferred two regarding Parker, lifted the hand to pat his stomach intestinal fat: Except for the hair color, you with Parker many of this world is a little difference.” 罗素咧嘴一笑,围绕帕克转了两圈,抬手拍了拍他的肚腩:“除了发色,你和这个世界的帕克多少还是有点差别的。” Parker wants to save face at all costs saying: No, does not have any difference, this passes through the sequela that the dimension has, I in own world, stature super stick.” 帕克死要面子说道:“不,没有任何差别,这是穿越维度留下来的后遗症,我在自己的世界,身材超级棒。” Hehe!” “呵呵!” Luo Su shakes the head does not speak, Saint light injection Parker within the body, cures his silt azure together, the cell that will decline while convenient gains the vigor. 罗素摇头不说话,一道圣光注入帕克体内,治愈其身上的淤青,顺便将衰退的细胞重现活力。 Parker brow selects: You are not Spider-Man, absolutely is not.” 帕克眉头一挑:“你不是蜘蛛侠,绝对不是。” This is unimportant, more importantly, you Parker with this world look like very much, this was enough.” “这不重要,重要的是,你和这个世界的帕克很像,这就足够了。” What do you mean?” “什么意思?” Parker instinct detects improper, suddenly on the face the blood light appears together, looked again, in the Luo Su palm is floating two drops of blood. 帕克本能察觉到不妥,突然脸上一道血光浮现,再一看,罗素掌心之中漂浮着两滴鲜血。 „Do you want to do?” “你要干什么?” Reactivates Peter Parker of this world , helping him reconstruct a body with your blood, others are inappropriate, but you......” “复活这个世界的彼得・帕克,用你的血帮他再造一副身躯,其他人都不合适,而你……” Luo Su said honestly: I sending tone, the stomach intestinal fat receive, made a beautiful face again on ok.” 罗素坦诚说道:“我把发色调一下,肚腩收一收,再做个美颜就ok了。” „......” “……” Parker curls the lip speechless, has to be offended. 帕克无语撇嘴,有被冒犯到。 Under Parker and Gwynne's dumbfoundedness, a drop of blood inflates the white meat group, then changes to the fierce giant spider. 在帕克和格温的目瞪口呆之下,一滴鲜血膨胀成白色肉团,而后化作狰狞的巨大蜘蛛。 ! 啪! The blood fireworks and firecrackers open, the spider that just took shape is split up, after falling to the ground, is defeated and dispersed the black sludge, less than one second then evaporates completely. 血花爆开,刚刚成型的蜘蛛四分五裂,落地后溃散成黑色污泥,不到一秒便蒸发殆尽。 Do not be anxious, I confirmed.” “别紧张,我只是确认一下。” Luo Su cracks into a smile, the second drop of blood inflation agglomerate, turns into Parker who had not worn the clothes. 罗素咧嘴一笑,第二滴鲜血膨胀成团,变成了没穿衣服的帕克。 Sees almost exactly the same, Parker swallowed a saliva ruthlessly, criticizes a devil, goes forward to cover its critical position with the coat fast. 看到几乎一模一样的自己,帕克狠狠咽了口唾沫,暗骂一声魔鬼,飞快上前用大衣将其要害位置盖住。 Two women present, very excuse me. 有两位女士在场,挺不好意思的。 The replica deep coffee hair turns into the golden color, the age over 20 years old about, the heartbeat is roughly powerful, the breath was extremely also steady, shuts tightly both eyes as if to fall into the deep sleep. 复制体深咖啡色的头发变成金色,年龄大致在二十多岁左右,心跳强而有力,呼吸也极其平稳,紧闭双目仿佛陷入了深度睡眠。 Very skillful, stupor Miles wakes up, saw Parker who resurrecting looks wild with joy , sees Wade that assuming an air of self approbation stands, the supercilious look turns and faints. 很巧,昏迷的迈尔斯醒来,看到复活的帕克面露狂喜,紧接着,看到摇头晃脑站起来的韦德,白眼一翻又昏了过去。 After all is young, has not seen the oversized world. 毕竟还年轻,没见过大世面。 When does he wake?” “他什么时候醒过来?” Parker makes noise to ask, nearby Gwynne is also anxious, Deadpool goes forward to help support, was trampled by Parker. 帕克出声问道,一旁的格温也紧张不已,死侍上前要帮忙扶住,被帕克一脚踹开。 Deadpool this trash was greedy his body is not a day two days, Parker will not give him an opportunity is not missed. 死侍这个渣渣馋他的身子不是一天两天了,帕克绝不会给他一丝可趁之机。 Will not wake, lacks the soul the empty shell, really awoke cannot this universe Peter Parker......” “不会醒过来,缺少灵魂的空壳而已,真的醒了也不会这个宇宙的彼得・帕克……” Saying, Luo Su knits the brows slightly: You two are Parker, the name too confuse, I called your middle-aged person Parker, without issue?” 说着,罗素微微皱眉:“你们两个都是帕克,称呼太混淆,我叫你中年人帕克,没问题吧?” „, You can call my Peter B Parker.” “呃,你可以称呼我彼得・b・帕克。” Good, middle-aged person Parker!” “好的,中年人帕克!” Luo Su, Parker's soul in, heaven?” 罗素,帕克的灵魂在哪,天堂吗?” Deadpool came the spirit, the racket the shoulder of Luo Su: At just the right moment, I remember that you have the waistcoat in the heaven, comes out should Parker's soul belt/bring is not a problem.” 死侍来了精神,拍拍罗素的肩膀:“真巧,我记得你在天堂有马甲,把帕克的灵魂带出来应该不成问题。” My tm also thinks! 我tm还想呢! Now is not good, above gave mission, I will travel on official business in the hell in the near future, before has not completed mission, cannot return to the heaven.” “现在不行,上面给了任务,我近期在地狱出差,没完成任务之前回不了天堂。” Luo Su sobbed, made every effort, opened the back three pairs of black wing, extended the enlargement to cover the entire top layer rooftop. 罗素唏嘘一声,力求真实,张开了背后的三对黑翼,延伸放大笼罩了整个顶层天台。 ( Oo( mouth() (oo(口() Middle-aged Parker and Gwynne swallow the saliva continually, they know, Luo Su definitely is not Spider-Man, deceived people. 中年帕克和格温连咽唾沫,他们就知道,罗素肯定不是什么蜘蛛侠,都是骗人的。 The darkness covers the sky, the aura is very depressing, Miles mumbled to wake up, sees this scene, eye closes/obstructs double faints. 黑暗笼罩天空,气息无比压抑,迈尔斯哼哼唧唧醒来,看到这场面,眼睛一闭双昏了过去。 How like this, this not real!” “怎么会这样,这不是真的!” The Deadpool god three seconds, then fly into a rage, go forward to hold the Luo Su collar: Your this swindler, reached an agreement initially makes stupid together, this several days does not see, only remained my stupid, your conscience, making me trace......” 死侍愣神三秒,而后勃然大怒,上前抓住罗素的衣领:“你这个骗子,当初说好一起做沙雕,这才几天不见,就只剩我一个人沙雕了,你的良心呢,让我摸摸……” Bang! 嘭! Luo Su is arriving at the chin of Deadpool with the spear/gun, touched off the trigger gently, the world instantaneous peaceful. 罗素拿枪抵着死侍的下巴,轻轻扣动扳机,世界瞬间安静了下来。 „......” X2 “……”x2 This wing and Desert Eagle, seem like the variable torque! 这翅膀和沙鹰,看起来好变扭啊! Middle-aged Parker and Gwynne want to say anything, but the wing in the top of the head, thinks that the decision does not say. 中年帕克和格温想说点什么,但翅膀就在头顶,想想还是决定不说了。 Luo Su this person of low key was used, indicated the after status of undercover, then receives three small wings, waves the gate of hell opens the white bones to overspread. 罗素这人低调惯了,表明卧底的身份之后便收起三对小翅膀,挥手打开白骨铺满的地狱之门。 I go to the hell to have a look, perhaps Parker had done what misdemeanor before, now is closing in inside.” “我去地狱看看,没准帕克以前做过什么坏事,现在就在里面关着。” Luo Su steps into the hell, while said: „It is not really good, I find the person to arrange, looked that which fiendish person can help, entrains from the heaven Parker's soul.” 罗素一边踏入地狱,一边说道:“实在不行,我找人打点打点,看哪个魔王能帮忙,将帕克的灵魂从天堂拽下来。” „......” “……” The topic was too serious, middle-aged Parker and Gwynne lower the head to pretend not to hear. 话题太沉重了,中年帕克和格温低头装作没听见。 Nearby, Duan Xinlan with astonishment looks at the gate of hell, even more thought that this world is very strange. 一旁,段心兰惊愕看着地狱之门,越发觉得这个世界很奇怪。 The big map, even the heaven and hell exist, how before to have met? 好大一张地图,连天堂和地狱都存在,以前怎么就没遇到过? Is opens the way is not right? 是打开方式不对吗? ...... …… After ten minutes, in rooftop one group of people exchange low voice. 十分钟后,天台上一群人小声交流。 Miles wakes up from the lethargic sleep, had been nipped by the radioactive spider, has the special induction with middle-aged Parker, Gwynne, quick became the person on one's own side. 迈尔斯从昏睡中醒来,都被放射性蜘蛛咬过,和中年帕克、格温有特殊感应,很快就成了自己人。 Deadpool also wants to mix to turn into the person on one's own side, middle-aged Parker fully realized that his fearfulness, refusing it to join the chat group request. 死侍也想混进去变成自己人,中年帕克深知他的可怕,拒绝其加入聊天群的请求。 Duan Xinlan knits the brows to rack one's brains in the one side, in the mirror in the flowered water the moon/month, always felt oneself only have the one pace from the truth, but cannot catch the key. 段心兰在一旁皱眉苦思,镜中花水中月,总觉得自己距离真相只有一步之遥,可就是抓不到关键。 At this moment, the gate of hell opens, the rich smell of blood flutters, flooded the entire balcony instantaneously. 就在这时,地狱之门开启,浓郁的血腥味飘出,瞬间充斥了整个阳台。 Rumble!! 轰隆隆!! In the sky, the startling thunderclap has delimited together, the glare was exaggerated by the bloody air/Qi, took red glow faintly. 天空中,一道惊雷划过,强光被血腥气渲染,隐隐带上了一丝红芒。 The Luo Su steps go out of the gate of hell, every time walks one step is the bright red footprint, body actually no change, but two arms, from the elbow, all were soaked incarnadine by the blood. 罗素踏步走出地狱之门,每走一步便是鲜红色脚印,身上倒是没什么变化,但两条手臂,从手肘以下,全都被鲜血浸湿染红。 Also ok, everyone shows due respect for the feelings very much, is very good to speak, I let help look for Parker's soul, many devils come up warm-heartedly the help. I said do not worry, can take your time, they have not been glad......” “还行,大家很给面子,也很好说话,我让帮忙找找帕克的灵魂,很多魔鬼热心上来帮忙。我说不着急,可以慢慢来,他们还不乐意……” Luo Su looked down both hands, the black flame ignited the fever to draw back the blood: Do not fear, is the liquor water of hell, the place special product, the red comparison does for the occasion.” 罗素低头看了看双手,黑炎燃起烧退鲜血:“别怕,是地狱的酒水,地方特产,红色比较应景。” „......” “……” You said that anything is anything! 你说什么就是什么吧! ying chirp......” “嘤嘤嘤……” Deadpool has not spoken, a person squats on the ground covers the face to weep bitterly, Luo Su awesome, he could not seek friendships, the youth elapsed. 死侍没说话,一个人蹲在地上捂着脸痛哭,罗素牛哔了,他高攀不起了,青春逝去了。 Bang! 嘭! A gunshot, vanishes into thin air mystifyingly, the atmosphere of balcony relaxes instantaneously, everyone becomes merry. 一声枪响,阴阳怪气烟消云散,阳台的气氛瞬间缓和起来,大家都变得有说有笑。 Strange! 才怪! In flash that Luo Su presents, Miles was flushed by the rich bloody air/Qi rolls the eyes, the young people could not withstand this vigor, the above ruo stupor. 罗素出现的一瞬间,迈尔斯就被浓郁的血腥气冲得直翻白眼,年轻人顶不住这股劲儿,上头叒昏迷了。 This fellow is responsible for funny?” “这家伙是负责搞笑的吗?” Luo Su complained one, is looking at trembling middle-aged person Parker and Gwynne, showed the genial smile: Relieved, I am not a devil, is really the heaven undercover.” 罗素吐槽一声,望着战战兢兢的中年人帕克和格温,露出和善笑容:“安心,我不是魔鬼,真的是天堂卧底。” The white small wing launches, expressed a standpoint briefly and to the point. 白色小翅膀展开,简明扼要表示了一下立场。 Luo Su threw the light ball on hand: How you guess, the devil is interested in Parker's soul very much, when he died, took away his soul personally the hell......” 罗素抛了抛手上的光球:“你们猜怎么着,有一个魔鬼对帕克的灵魂很感兴趣,在他死掉的时候,亲自将他的灵魂带去了地狱……” I look he discussed that this fellow has not been willing, I at the scene to act crazy......, consulted with his good words. Finally is very complete, everyone is the reasonable person, he gave me the soul on own initiative.” “我找他商量的时候,这家伙还不肯,我当场就发飙……咳咳,就和他好言相商。结果很圆满,大家都是讲道理的人,他主动将灵魂让给我了。”
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