Peter Burke is named the spider pig hero, its heroic code name is the spider ham, because Burke ( porker ) is the meaning of edible pig. 彼得・波克俗称蜘猪侠,其英雄代号是蜘蛛火腿,因为波克(porker)就是食用猪的意思。 World that it is, everyone is the American cartoon style, everyone is the animal, super hero / villain is no exception. 它所在的世界,所有人都是美式卡通画风,所有人都是动物,超级英雄/反派也不例外。 Captain America is a cat, Iron Man is the mouse, Black Panther is the panda, Mary Jian is the water buffalo, Ant-Man...... 美国队长是一只猫,钢铁侠是老鼠,黑豹是熊猫,玛丽・简是水牛,蚁人…… Really was the ant. 就真的是蚂蚁了。 Burke is scientist Burke raises the small spider, reason that because experiments, Aunt Mei becomes hot tempered exceptionally, and is full of the radioactivity, held Burke to nip one ruthlessly. 波克是科学家梅・波克养得小蜘蛛,因为实验的缘故,梅婶变得暴躁异常,且充满放射性,抓住波克狠狠咬了一口。 This makes Burke into the pig from the spider, retained the ability of spider. 这使得波克从蜘蛛变成猪,同时也保留了蜘蛛的能力。 Sounded like the leopard cat to eat everyone fruit...... 听起来很像狸猫吃了人人果实…… Returns to the proper topic, the setting of rare and beautiful flowers does not affect Burke's great strength, because of the reason of cartoon style, it can pull out various types of strange items from the pocket anytime and anywhere. 言归正传,奇葩的设定并不影响波克的强大,因为卡通画风的缘故,它可以随时随地从口袋里掏出各种稀奇古怪的道具。 If really ranks according to the strength, he is in all Spider-Man is perhaps strongest...... not, most bug. 真要是按照实力排名,他或许是所有蜘蛛侠里最强……不,最bug的一个。 Does to also the style, the defeat also style. 奈何成也画风,败也画风。 Burke's strength is very strong, but the energy all placed funny on, lacks the heart of murdering, the actual output is ordinary. 波克的实力很强,但精力全放在了搞笑上,缺乏杀伐之心,实际输出非常一般。 Including rookie Miles, entire seven Spider-Man are assemble, naturally must have one boast to hit the fart. 包括新人迈尔斯在内,整整七个蜘蛛侠齐聚一堂,自然少不了一阵吹牛打屁。 The scene is grand, the spider controls later Deadpool to extend the tentacle, pretends to be eight claw spiders to mix, be relentless kicked out by middle-aged Parker. 场面过于隆重,蜘蛛控晚期的死侍伸出触手,冒充八爪蜘蛛混入其中,被中年帕克毫不留情地踢了出去。 Deadpool is brazen-faced and shameless, Spider-Man persist in rejecting the different kind, after a series of accidents/surprises, the Deadpool belt loosened, exposed the octopus real status, the scene was more cheerful. 死侍死皮赖脸,蜘蛛侠们坚持拒绝异类,在一连串的意外过后,死侍的裤腰带松开,暴露了八爪鱼的真实身份,场面更加欢快了。 Luo Su has not responded the nearby farce, declines to acknowledge that the Deadpool status exposition and he has any connection, stops up spider machine armor in the corner, is rubbing hands to probably solve...... studies. 罗素没有搭理边上的闹剧,也拒绝承认死侍身份暴露和他有任何关联,将蜘蛛机甲堵在墙角,搓着手欲要解……研究一番。 Because of the mind reading tie, Penny Parker receives machine in A distress signal of spider, goes forward to stop the Luo Su atrocity immediately. 因为心灵感应纽带,潘妮・帕克收到机甲内蜘蛛的求救信号,立马上前阻拦罗素的暴行。 „Youngest sister do not fear, the Big Brother guaranteed cannot act unreasonably. Knows, I Spider-Man from some dimension, everyone called me steel Spider-Man , this was my spider web launcher.” “小妹妹别怕,大哥哥保证不会乱来。认识一下,我是来自某个维度的蜘蛛侠,大家都叫我钢铁蜘蛛侠,喏,这是我的蛛网发射器。” Luo Su holds down Penny's small head, with his wrist/skill rotation, Penny of shouting and wrangling also follows to rotate, the ease was advanced the auditorium. 罗素按住潘妮的小脑袋,随着他手腕转动,大呼小叫的潘妮也跟着转动,轻而易举就被推到了观众席。 The battle efficiency is very touching. 战斗力十分感人。 „Cannot you raise a rumpus to my machine armor , you at all are not Spider-Man.” “不许你对我的机甲动手动脚,还有,你根本不是蜘蛛侠。” Penny does not believe the Luo Su nonsense, among Spider-Man has the special induction, can say that puts in an appearance can recognize the opposite party is similar. 潘妮不信罗素的鬼话,蜘蛛侠之间存在特殊感应,可以说照面就能认出对方是同类。 Luo Su this type...... 罗素这种…… Penny spoke frankly, at first sight also thinks is the villain! 恕潘妮直言,乍一看还以为是反派呢！ Carefully looked, looked like! 仔细一看,更像了！ „Said do not fear, my steel Spider-Man also eats meal by machine armor, this is my equipment steel fights the clothes, what kind of, is very cool?” “都说了别怕,我钢铁蜘蛛侠也是靠机甲吃饭的,这是我的装备钢铁战衣,怎么样,很酷吧？” Luo Su holds down Penny's head to rove, in its instance of having a dizzy spell, takes out Deathstroke games armor to throw in side. 罗素按住潘妮的脑袋转来转去,在其头晕目眩的瞬间,取出丧钟甲扔在旁边。 Penny only thinks that an eye flower, the front had/left machine armor, style chilling, is sporty, with her spider machine armor is completely not a type. 潘妮只觉眼睛一花,面前就多出了一台机甲,风格冷硬,杀气十足,和她的蜘蛛机甲完全不是一个类型。 Deathstroke games armor both eyes are blue luminous, after procedure/program start, lowers the head looks at each other with Penny. 丧钟甲双目蓝光亮起,程序启动后,低头和潘妮对视。 „Well, where do you from take?” “咦,你从哪拿出来的？” Is dumbfounded, one of the Penny looking stares, suddenly on the back of the hand are many a spider, trades first to look, Luo Su already spider machine armor dissection. 大眼瞪小眼,潘妮望之一愣,突然手背上多出一个蜘蛛,换头一看,罗素已经将蜘蛛机甲解剖了。 „-” “啊啊啊--” ...... …… After five minutes, Luo Su in Penny's weeping sound, assembles, harvests internal technology at the same time spider machine armor, completed the achievement of bullying luoli. 五分钟后,罗素在潘妮的哭声中,将蜘蛛机甲重新拼装,收获内部技术的同时,亦完成了欺负luoli的成就。 „Do not cry, you do not suffer a loss......” “别哭了,你又不吃亏……” Luo Su was saying the feeling lines are not quite right, makes a fist coughs lightly , to continue saying: „I added some new phenomena in inside, strengthened machine the attack and defense of armor, this space falls the pie the good deed is not uncommon.” 罗素说着感觉台词不太对,握拳轻咳一声,继续道:“我在里面加了一些新鲜玩意,强化了机甲的攻击和防御,这种天上掉馅饼的好事可不常见。” „Deceived people, you knocked several with the hammer.” “骗人,你只是用锤子敲了几下而已。” The Penny sorption nasal mucus, gets the label of super villain Luo Su. 潘妮吸着鼻涕,将罗素打上超级反派的标签。 „Therefore you are too young, some technical science fictions, you have not been able to understand.” “所以说你太年轻,有些技术过于科幻,你还无法理解。” Luo Su receives the hammer, has not mentioned the concrete innovation project, Penny had not asked, thinks Luo Su is boasting. 罗素将锤子收起来,没有提及具体的改造项目,潘妮也没问,认为罗素是在吹牛。 She inspected getting off an aircraft armor, confirmed has no breakdown, then spider again stopper. 她检查了一下机甲,确认没有任何故障,便将蜘蛛重新塞了进去。 Under the mind reading, the spider told her, on the control desk were many a red button, the symbol was the black skeleton head. 心灵感应之下,蜘蛛告诉她,操作台上多了一个红色按钮,标志是黑色骷髅头。 „What is this?” “这是什么？” „From exploding button, the critical moment and enemy perish together, the careful point do not bump into.” “自爆按钮,关键时刻和敌人同归于尽,小心点别碰到了。” „, Do not install the like this danger the thing!” “啊啊啊,不要装这么危险的东西啊！” Penny grabs the hair to shout and wrangle, in front of Deadpool gathering Deathstroke games armor that no one loves, more looks more looks familiar. 潘妮抓着头发大呼小叫,没人爱的死侍凑到丧钟甲面前,越看越眼熟。 „Luo Su, your also research machine armor?” “罗素,你还研究机甲？” East west Deadpool traces traces, then starts to cry howlingly: „I knew, this is Deathstroke uniform......, even it changed, my youth did not have, past solemn pledge of eternal love......” 死侍东摸摸西摸摸,然后开始嚎嚎大哭:“我知道了,这是丧钟制服……果然,连它都变了,我的青春没了,当年的海誓山盟……” Bang! 嘭！ Luo Su proficiently draws a pistol to hit to explode the hermaphrodite, movement air/Qi scolds, has not been repeatedly tempered unable to achieve so has one's wish. 罗素熟练拔枪打爆阴阳人,动作一气呵斥,没有千锤百炼做不到如此随心所欲。 Duan Xinlan is crooked the head, looked at Luo Su, looked at the localization watch. 段心兰歪着脑袋,看了看罗素,又看了看定位手表。 Came this world some time, not only without the teammate appeared, other reincarnator trails did not have, as if Lord God specially had custom-made a world for her and Luo Su. 来这个世界有些时间了,不仅没有队友出现,就连其他轮回者也踪迹全无,仿佛主神专程为她和罗素定制了一个世界。 If before, Duan Xinlan is definitely ecstatic, looks for the opportunity night assault, on the team leader adds a green to oneself. 如果是以前,段心兰肯定心花怒放,找个机会夜袭,给自家队长头上添点绿。 However now...... 不过现在…… Changes to raid must raid, crossed this village not to have this shop. 改袭还是要袭的,过了这个村就没这个店了。 May think oneself hung on Luo Su at that time along, Lord God solely was Luo Su built a world, her one thought. 可一想到自己当时挂在罗素身上被顺进来,主神单单为罗素打造了一个世界,她就一阵浮想联翩。 The brain hole is limited, cannot find out the key point, she decides to observe again. 脑洞有限,想不出关键点,她决定再观察一下。 Un, short distance observation! 嗯,近距离观察！ „Hehehe......” “嘿嘿嘿……” Hears the laughter, throws street Deadpool to raise the head instantaneously, felt that met similar. 听到笑声,扑街死侍瞬间抬头,感觉遇到了同类。 ...... …… „This is Fiske Building, the gold/metal and den, is the headquarters of his foundation, at present is holding............” “这栋是菲斯克大厦,金并的老巢,也是他基金会的总部,目前正在举行……呃……” The gold/metal and is holding the memorial service for Parker, almost all the media of New York arrived, in addition, some star and philanthropist celebrities and politician official, the entire charity dinner regards the feeling. 金并正在为帕克举行追悼会,几乎所有纽约的媒体都到场了,除此之外,还有一些明星和慈善家名流、政客官员,整一个慈善晚宴既视感。 Is looking at picture on the supercomputer display monitor, Parker scratches the head, speechless say/way: „Damn, he said unexpectedly I and he are the good brothers, but also is intimate, but must hold one week of memorial service continually!!” 望着超级计算机显示屏上的画面,帕克挠挠头,无语道:“该死,他居然说我和他是好兄弟,还亲密无间,还要连办一星期的追悼会！！” „In some sense also right, you indeed pestered him to be very long.” “某种意义上也没错,你的确纠缠了他很久。” The Luo Su nod makes the affirmation: „Spider-Man to the gold/metal and hot pursuit, the gold/metal and keeps thinking about to Spider-Man, you looked, could convince completely.” 罗素点头作出肯定:“蜘蛛侠对金并穷追不舍,金并对蜘蛛侠日思夜想,你看,完全说得通。” „No matter first memorial service, super collider in Fiske Building bottom, elevator direct link underground.” “先不管追悼会,超级对撞机就在菲斯克大厦地底,有一台电梯直达地下。” Parker pinches the duplication key that is completing newly: „My plan is very simple , defeats the gold/metal and with his running dog, delivers everyone to return to the respective world, then ruins the collider. Then, but also who can supplement?” 帕克捏着新做好的覆写钥匙:“我的计划很简单,冲进去,打败金并和他的走狗,送大家返回各自的世界,然后毁掉对撞机。就这样,还有谁要补充吗？” „Simple and crude!” “简单粗暴！” „Very ordinary.” “很普通。” „Has the detailed point plan, your can only call the program.” “有没有详细一点的计划,你这只能叫大纲。” „Yes, the number of words are too few, juicy!” “是啊,字数太少,多水一点呗！” „Does not use, is simple on like this.” “不用,就这么简单。” Parker looks belt/bring rhythm Luo Su speechless to the crowd, the fearfulness of others not clear Luo Su, he looks clear in the hell, one group of devil and even the hell fiendish person of feudal lord rank, no matter comes many to give for nothing, according to makes into the dregs on the ground entirely. 帕克无语看向人群中带节奏的罗素,别人不清楚罗素的可怕,他在地狱看得一清二楚,一群魔鬼乃至领主级别的地狱魔王,不管来多少都是白给,统统按在地上打成渣。 Has this thigh, what invasion plan he also makes, to finished up. 有这种大腿在,他还制定哪门子的入侵计划,冲进去就完事了。 Parker is confident, other Spider-Man ponder over is also assembling, after all entire seven Spider-Man, overwhelm with numerical strength fearlessly. 帕克信心十足,其他蜘蛛侠们琢磨着也凑合,毕竟整整七个蜘蛛侠,人多势众无所畏惧。 Said seven Spider-Man, the people looked down to Miles, the latter both hands ignited the fingertip, wants to go and fear that turned holds back. 说道七个蜘蛛侠,众人低头看向迈尔斯,后者双手点着指尖,想去又怕变成拖后腿的。 Once, the responsibility of Savior was placed in the front, Miles hesitated. 曾经,有一份救世主的责任摆在面前,迈尔斯犹豫了。 Now, Parker must take this responsibility, Miles relaxes at the same time, hates own weakness. 现在,帕克要将这个责任拿回去,迈尔斯松了口气的同时,又痛恨自己的软弱。 Super heroic anything, he also wants to do one time. 超级英雄什么的,他也很想做一次。 „All right, bringing!” “没事,带着吧！” Sees no one to speak, Luo Su driving opens the mouth: „He had been nipped by the radioactive spider, later is not the super hero is the super villain, takes him to mix to select EXP, makes him have a look at the villain while convenient by the pitiful condition that the super hero gangs up on, later when blackening is good to think over oneself to have several jin (0.5 kg) several two.” 见没人说话,罗素主动开口:“他被放射性蜘蛛咬过,以后不是超级英雄就是超级反派,带上他混点经验,顺便让他看看反派被超级英雄群殴的惨状,以后黑化时好掂量掂量自己有几斤几两。” „, We do not gang up on.” “呃,我们可不是群殴。” Middle-aged Parker supplements one, other Spider-Man follow to nod again and again. 中年帕克补充一句,其他蜘蛛侠跟着连连点头。 „I understand, is the seasoned person, the teamwork is right?” “我懂,都是过来人,团队合作对吧？” Luo Su similar nod: „As evil difficult adversary I, had once been a long time super hero, wins great reputation, is often invited to join some just teams, for example the Avengers, x fights the police and Justice League and so on.” 罗素同样点头:“身为罪恶克星的我,也曾做过很长一段时间的超级英雄,名声在外,经常受邀加入一些正义团队,比如复仇者联盟、x战警、正义联盟之类的。” The people scratch with the finger the scratching with the finger ear, when only has not heard, regarding super heroic Luo Su, they are the rejection. 众人搔搔耳朵,只当没听见,对于超级英雄罗素,他们是拒绝的。 Deadpool cold snort/hum, looks to unfeeling Luo Su, reminded: „Don't forget, X-Force, we were intimate at that time, but also Parker visits prostitute together......” 死侍冷哼一声,望向绝情的罗素,提醒道:“别忘了,还有x特攻队,那时我们亲密无间,还一起拉帕克去嫖……” Bang! 嘭！ The Luo Su serious face puts down the Desert Eagle: „Time does not wait for the person, quickly starts to take action!” 罗素严肃脸放下沙鹰:“时间不等人,赶快开始行动吧！” One group of people leave the spider hole quickly, Luo Su is dragging Deadpool ‚corpse’ are the last, before Duan Xinlan is soundless to happen to obtain somebody's favor : „Well, I just heard, you play very much outside!” 一群人快步离开蜘蛛洞,罗素拖着死侍的‘尸体’走在最后,段心兰蹑手蹑脚靠上前:“咦,我刚刚都听到了,你在外面玩得很嗨呀！” „No matter, I met Wade before time, in the Spider-Man trilogy of old version, happen to catches up with Peter Parker to be lovelorn......” “没有的事,我之前遇到韦德的时候,是在老版的蜘蛛侠三部曲里,正好赶上彼得・帕克失恋……” The Luo Su body is not fearing the shadow to be slanting, explains: „The Mary Jian too prostitute in movie, a while loves this, a while loves that I and Wade thought that she cannot be joined to Parker, goes out to relax on belt/bring it.” 罗素身正不怕影子斜,解释道:“电影里的玛丽・简太婊,一会儿爱这个,一会儿爱那个,我和韦德都觉得她配不上帕克,就带其出去散散心。” „Therefore, you with also that what?” “所以,你就跟着也那啥了？” „How possibly, my not near female sexual attractiveness good!” “怎么可能,我不近女色的好吧！” Luo Su said ill-humoredly: „Gives an example with you, delivers I not to want.” 罗素没好气道:“拿你来举例,送上门我都没要。” Duan Xinlan: „......” 段心兰:“……” This example had the persuasive power, as the litigant, she had nothing to say in reply. 这个例子太有说服力了,作为当事人,她无言以对。 „I do not believe that you are willing to make to order matter that does a disservice to the team leader, I must inform to her.” “我不信,你肯定做了对不起队长的事,我要向她告密。” Duan Xinlan probes one, seeing a Luo Su face is indifferent, before hehe two gather up : „Makes me help you keep the secret to be very simple, so long as I also did the matter that does a disservice to the team leader, will not say.” 段心兰试探一句,见罗素一脸无所谓,嘿嘿两声凑上前:“让我帮你保守秘密很简单,只要我也做了对不起队长的事,就不会说出去了。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Your this small head melon seed, how the clever and resourceful person is long, opens quickly me shows. 你这小脑袋瓜子,机灵鬼是怎么长的,快打开给我看看。