The private plane anchors New York Queens International Airport, Luo Su and Deadpool and Duan Xinlan three people goes down the airplane. 私人飞机停靠纽约皇后区国际机场,罗素和死侍、段心兰三人走下飞机。 This private plane is Drake, this goods awaken greatly to decide to turn over a new leaf, hear Luo Su to lack the riding instead of walking tool, makes the little brother relate the airport immediately, the paper money ability leads the way, levelled all instantaneously. 这架私人飞机属于德雷克,这货大彻大悟决定重新做人,一听到罗素缺个代步工具,立马让小弟联系机场,钞能力开路,瞬间摆平了一切。 Compared with makes manned spaceship Rocket lift off momentarily, arranges a route of airplane, is not the matter. 比起随时让载人太空飞船火箭升空,安排一架飞机的航线,根本算不上事儿。 The paper money ability is like this is unreasonable. 钞能力就是这么不讲道理。 Eddy has not come, New York is his sadness, is also very ordinary with Parker's relations, Luo Su has not invited on own initiative, he treats as anything not to know. 埃迪没来,纽约是他的伤心地,和帕克的关系也十分一般,罗素没有主动邀请,他就当做啥也不知道。 Now with Drake was discussing that reporting, Drake a high-definition camera, sending the specialist to accompany Eddy ‚photographing surreptitiously’ evidence, must request him to pat a clarity the illegal deal of life foundation. 现在正和德雷克商量举报的事宜,德雷克了一台高清摄影机,派专人陪同埃迪‘偷拍’罪证,务必要求他将生命基金会的违法勾当拍一个清清楚楚。 Although Eddy does not understand that had anything, good deed that but delivers, the joy was good, manages do so many do. 埃迪虽不明白发生了什么,但送上门的好事,快乐就行了,管那么多干什么。 Only the one who makes him intertwine is ex-girlfriend, wants to reunite, the warm bosom will snatch, may think the excellent conditions of present boyfriend, have no way to arouse the courage to telephone. 唯一让他纠结的是前女友,想要破镜重圆,将温暖的怀抱抢回来,可一想到现男友的优越条件,就没法鼓足勇气打电话。 Without the means that the disparity is desperate, a Eddy confidence does not have. 没办法,差距令人绝望,埃迪一点信心都没有。 ...... …… The lens return to New York, since Spider-Man tragically died the news to spread, the entire city was shocked. 镜头回到纽约,自从蜘蛛侠不幸遇难的新闻传出,整座城市都为之震惊。 Protected the super heroic death of New York for ten years, was precisely Spider-Man this approval ratings extremely high super hero, the stir is no different than the earthquake to transit. 十年如一日守护纽约的超级英雄死亡,且是蜘蛛侠这种民众支持率极高的超级英雄,轰动无异于大地震过境。 That night, the New York residents walk out of the door spontaneously, puts on the Spider-Man mask, mourns departure of this super hero. 当夜,纽约市民自发走出家门,戴上蜘蛛侠的面具,哀悼这位超级英雄的离去。 Meanwhile, the Spider-Man status was exposed, Peter Parker, the 26-year-old graduate student, the concurrent job photographer of newspaper office, there are wife named Mary Jian...... 同时,蜘蛛侠的身份被揭露,彼得・帕克,26岁的研究生,报社的兼职摄影师,有一位名叫玛丽・简的妻子…… „This makes I most uncomfortable place, Parker's wife unexpectedly is Mary Jian, the woman cannot be joined to him!” “这就是令我最不爽的地方,帕克的老婆居然是玛丽・简,那女人根本配不上他！” The Queens street, Deadpool branches off the leg to walk, from little friend along coming a Spider-Man mask, set on own mask. 皇后区街头,死侍岔开腿走路,从小朋友头上顺来一顶蜘蛛侠面罩,套在自己的面罩上。 The background, is the child who cries howlingly. 背景,是一个嚎嚎大哭的孩子。 Bullies the little friend, achievement 1. 欺负小朋友,成就一。 When Luo Su compared with him, passed by the store swiped the card to buy a spider headgear, then wore on...... Duan Xinlan. 罗素比他强多了,路过商店时刷卡买了一个蜘蛛头套,然后戴在了……段心兰头上。 Duan Xinlan „......” 段心兰“……” Looks is in the share of gift, does not haggle over. 看在是礼物的份上,就不计较了。 „Wade, do not complain, the plot of this world, I meant the plot that Parker died, what lets you think of?” “韦德,别抱怨了,这个世界的剧情,我是说帕克死掉的剧情,有没有让你想到什么？” „, I know, cartoon wind Spider-Man Multiverse, right the words were this animated film.” “啊,我知道,漫画风的蜘蛛侠平行宇宙,没错的话就是这部动画电影了。” Deadpool shrugs, sour say/way „very dazzles, but I like Deadpool, the Canadian develops well, the plot is complete with all five poisons, the North American first showing the box office reaches as high as 13.5 billion beautiful in the weekend......” 死侍耸耸肩,酸溜溜道“是挺炫的,可我还是喜欢死侍,加拿大人演得不错,剧情五毒俱全,北美首映周末票房就高达135亿美……” „............” “吧啦吧啦……叽里呱啦……” Deadpool starts to boast that his independent film, has no alternative to indicate that individual charm is too big, this matter he does not have the means. 死侍又开始吹嘘起他的独立电影,无可奈何表示,个人魅力太大,这种事情他也没办法。 Different from direct disregarding of Luo Su, Duan Xinlan only thinks incomparably frightened, two days are together, still having no way was familiar with Deadpool to break the fourth wall the ability. 不同于罗素的直接无视,段心兰只觉无比惊悚,两天相处下来,仍旧没法习惯死侍打破第四面墙的能力。 This is the good deed, if were really used to Deadpool, basically was also stupid. 这是好事,真要是习惯了死侍,基本也就是个沙雕了。 Luo Su has not spoken, is recalling the Spider-Man Multiverse plot, the underground crime chieftain gold/metal of New York and picks pockets to form a super collider, is used to turn on the tunnels to other universes. 罗素没说话,正在回忆蜘蛛侠平行宇宙的剧情,纽约市的地下犯罪头目金并掏腰包组建了一台超级对撞机,用来开启通往其他宇宙的隧道。 Gold/Metal and goal is to resurrect own wife and children, with ‚resurrecting’ described that is inappropriate, because the universe wife and children indeed die presently, but the wife and children of other universes, are other universes gold/metal. 金并的目的是复活自己的妻儿,用‘复活’来形容并不合适,因为当前宇宙的妻儿的确是死了,而其他宇宙的妻儿,属于其他宇宙的金并。 Simply speaking, the gold/metal and wife son did not have, must snatch other universe own wife sons. 简单来说,金并老婆儿子没了,要抢其他宇宙自己的老婆儿子。 Worthily is on the say/way the big brother, suffices to be aggressive! 不愧是道上大哥,够霸气！ Originally, the gold/metal spends the high price investment scientific study, this matter is worth encouraging, snatches other universe own wife sons, the bystander does not have the qualifications manages. 本来嘛,金并花大价钱投资科学研究,这种事情是值得鼓励的,抢其他宇宙自己的老婆儿子,外人也没资格管。 The point is that the super collider is imperfect, lacks some type of stable element. 可问题是,超级对撞机并不完善,缺少某种稳定元素。 The start, is equal to establish the man-made black hole forcefully, the danger did not say, will also cause the multi-dimensional world to overlap the extrusion, brings the thing of some rare and beautiful flowers. 强行启动,等同建立人造黑洞,危险不说,还会导致多维世界重叠挤压,带来一些奇葩的玩意。 For example Spider-Man. 比如蜘蛛侠。 Spider-Man Peter Parker of this world when preventing the super collider experiments, and kills by the gold/metal. 本世界的蜘蛛侠彼得・帕克在阻止超级对撞机实验时,被金并所杀。 Just before leaving first rescues next similarly by the spider bit the boy, and will crush the heavy responsibility of gold/metal and plot, entrusts to the novice who this Uncle Lian had not died. 临走前救下一个同样被蜘蛛咬了的男孩,并将粉碎金并阴谋的重任,托付给了这个连叔叔都没死的新手。 Another side, five Spider-Man from other universes, visited this world, the just team forms...... 另一边,来自其他宇宙的五名蜘蛛侠,先后造访这一世界,正义团队组建中…… On the current plot progress, Parker just died shortly , the corpse is warm, Luo Su was deliberately considering slightly executes the method, can help him bring back to life reluctantly. 就目前的剧情进度,帕克刚死没多久,尸体还是温的,罗素寻思着略施手段,勉强可以帮其起死回生。 Considered to help Deadpool one, compared to see Parker to resurrect, Wilson will also be very happy, and enthusiasm greeted to Parker. 就当是帮死侍一把了,相比看到帕克复活,小威尔逊们也会很开心,并热情对帕克打招呼。 Although the picture somewhat indecently, but Luo Su wants to look. 画面虽有些不堪入目,但罗素很想看。 „Aiya, said that Deadpool 1, we chat Deadpool 2 again, this is historically the most successful R level movie sequel......” “哎呀,说完死侍一,我们再来聊聊死侍二,这是历史上最成功的r级电影续集……” Has gotten back one's composure, Luo Su discovered that Deadpool is still boasting itself, the audience wears Duan Xinlan of Spider-Man mask, the strange picture wants to complain, does not know where since spits is good. 回过神,罗素发现死侍还在吹嘘自己,观众是戴着蜘蛛侠面罩的段心兰,古怪的画面令人直欲吐槽,又不知从哪吐起才好。 „To his distant point, otherwise you will turn into stupid.” “离他远点,否则你会变成沙雕。” Luo Su drew Duan Xinlan, did not endure its crash abyss, the spiritual pollution of Deadpool does not say, falling wisdom attack. 罗素拉了一把段心兰,不忍其坠落深渊,死侍的精神污染可不是说说而已,实打实的降智打击。 „Un un!” “嗯嗯！” Duan Xinlan nods again and again, timid young girl inspiring tenderness by side Luo Su. 段心兰连连点头,小鸟依人靠在罗素身边。 „Hey, you are envying, envy me to have the female powder.” “喂,你这是在嫉妒,嫉妒我有女粉。” Deadpool is discontented immediately, shaking the head say/way „useless, Uncle Deadpool female powder is found in the world, you block radically......” 死侍当即不满起来,摇头道“没用的,死侍大爷的女粉遍布全球,你根本阻……” „Was broken!” “被打破了！” „?” “？” Deadpool fishes out the written records, drew a big question mark, then lifts up high high in the top of the head. 死侍摸出纸笔,画了一个大问号,然后高高举在头顶。 „The R level piece box office record of Deadpool was broken, that man is called Joker/clown.” “死侍的r级片票房记录被打破了,那个男人叫做小丑。” A Luo Su blade holds in the Deadpool strategic point, having the volume of blood is astonishing, Deadpool kneels down instantaneously, the hammer is well-grounded the ghost to call. 罗素一刀捅在死侍要害上,出血量惊人,死侍瞬间跪倒在地,锤着地嗷嗷鬼叫。 „It is not this, should not be this, several days, why the joyful time is so obviously short......” “不是这样的,不该是这样的,明明才几天而已,快乐的时光为何如此短暂……” „Doesn't need to manage him?” “不用管他吗？” Looks to think aloud, the whole person was pessimistic Deadpool, Duan Xinlan asked low voice. 看着自言自语,整个人都灰色了的死侍,段心兰小声问道。 „Doesn't matter, stupid is putting, no matter a while were good, if you respond him, that called the trouble.” “没关系,沙雕放着不管一会儿就好了,你要是搭理他,那才叫麻烦。” Luo Su curls the lip, the mind reading opens, sets a place, entrains the leg of Deadpool to walk toward the destination. 罗素撇撇嘴,心灵感应张开,确定一处地点,拽着死侍的腿朝目的地走去。 Funeral scene of Peter Parker! 彼得・帕克的葬礼现场！ ...... …… „I most love a Parker's point, is he makes everyone become more powerful, because of the mask, Spider-Man can be anybody......” “我最爱帕克的一点,是他令每个人都变得更加强大,因为面罩,蜘蛛侠可以是任何人……” Funeral, several streets were blocked, the wailer tens of thousands, each brings the Spider-Man mask. 葬礼现场,数条街道被封锁,哀悼者成千上万,每一个都带着蜘蛛侠面罩。 What speaking is Peter's wife Mary Jane/simple, behind is standing Aunt Peter's Mei, Parker of old woman edition, not with that Rotter Tony has been in love. 正在演讲的是彼得的妻子玛丽・简,后面站着彼得的梅婶,老太太版本的梅・帕克,不是和小罗特唐尼谈过恋爱的那个。 Luo Su drags Deadpool to enter the stadium, the people that the front listens attentively to the speech allow to pass through, two policemen see that the enthusiasm goes forward to show the way, directing Luo Su to arrive at the wings church, center the position is placing a coffin. 罗素拖着死侍入场,前方倾听演讲的群众纷纷让路,两名警察见状,热情上前领路,指引罗素来到后场教堂,正中位置放着一具棺材。 Peter Parker is lying down in inside. 彼得・帕克正躺在里面。 Funeral resurrects suddenly, the scene is very certainly interesting. 葬礼现场突然复活,场面一定很有意思。 „Luo Su, you made anything to these people, they......” “罗素,你对那些人做了什么,他们都……” Saw Parker's coffin, Deadpool rubs to jump, two gesticulated „this ability to make me think of Professor X, let alone you were also surely good.” 看到帕克的棺材,死侍蹭一下跳了起来,两手比划着“这能力让我想到了x教授,千万别说你也行。” „Why no, if I think, you in the fan in the world along will forget who instantaneously Deadpool is.” “为什么不呢,如果我想,你在全球的粉丝会顺瞬间忘记死侍是谁。” Pū passes! 噗通！ Deadpool has not spoken, is kneeling thigh that grasps Luo Su, before had the place that anything offended, please forget them immediately. 死侍没说话,跪着抱住罗素的大腿,以前有什么得罪的地方,请立即忘掉它们。 „Do not be in the way, I must resurrect Parker, at this funeral.” “别挡路,我要复活帕克,就在这葬礼现场。” „Resurrecting?” x2 “复活？”x2 Duan Xinlan hears words coldly for a long time, Deadpool one got back one's composure slightly, resurrecting, Marvel operated conventional, thinks Luo Su hit Apocalypse time has opened the door of heaven, had nothing to be surprised. 段心兰闻言愣了许久,死侍只是微微一愣就回神,复活而已,漫威常规操作,想想罗素打天启的时候开过天国之门,就更没啥好惊讶的了。 Luo Su lifts the hand to shove open the coffin, inside is both hands about putting chest front Parker, a face serenely like falling asleep. 罗素抬手推开棺材,里面是双手合放胸前的帕克,一脸安详就像睡着了。 „Voice and face still , the smiling face lasts forever, Parker your like this walks, what to do I may......” “音容犹在,笑貌永存,帕克你这么一走,我可怎么办……” Deadpool cried the tears person, although the words were not this meaning, but erased the yellow piece, beautified again, was generally similar. 死侍哗哗哭成了泪人,话虽不是这个意思,但删掉黄段子,再美化一下,大抵是差不多的。 A Luo Su palm of the hand claps stupid, knits the brows to look at Parker in coffin, considering that he by gold/metal and small sincere hammer dies, corpse before entering coffin, had definitely been handled by the beautician. 罗素一巴掌拍开沙雕,皱眉看着棺材里的帕克,考虑到他被金并的小拳拳锤死,尸体在入棺前,肯定被美容师打理过。 A drop of viscous blood floats off, during the dumbfoundedness of Duan Xinlan, as well as Deadpool randomly calls, gradually inflated one group of white meat groups, finally contracted Parker's appearance. 一滴粘稠的鲜血浮起,在段心兰的目瞪口呆,以及死侍嗷嗷乱叫之中,逐渐膨胀成了一团白色肉团,最终收缩成了帕克的模样。 Has not put on of clothes. 没穿衣服的那种。 Deadpool was howling loudly! 死侍嚎得更大声了！ Before experienced Luo Su to drive EVA-01, Duan Xinlan was very familiar this picture, reason that was dumbfounded, was because thinks in Luo Su had a blood of pipe Ying Yingying. 之前见识过罗素驾驶初号机,段心兰很熟悉这画面,之所以目瞪口呆,是因为想到了罗素手里有一管子英樱樱的血。 Since Luo Su can use a Parker's drop of blood, remoulds the body for it, is representing...... 既然罗素可以用帕克的一滴血,为其重塑身躯,是不是代表着…… The forehead sinks for no reason, Duan Xinlan knows this/should sinking is not oneself, but the team leader treats her sentiment with the sisters, she has no alternative but to sink. 无端端脑门一沉,段心兰知道该沉的不是自己,可队长待她情同姐妹,她不能不沉。 ! 啪！ The Luo Su five fingers grip tightly, Parker's body flies high to blast out, changes to the black sludge evaporation. 罗素五指紧握,帕克的身躯凌空炸开,化作黑色污泥蒸发。 „Luo Su, are you doing, can't the hands and feet lightly?” “罗素,你在干什么,不能手脚轻一点吗？” Deadpool is angry, almost, only almost, he can with the Parker close contact. 死侍大怒,差一点,只差一点点,他就能和帕克亲密接触了。 „He is not Parker, some people exchanged the corpse, in coffin...... looked like.” “他不是帕克,有人调换了尸体,棺材里的这个……长得像而已。” Luo Su shakes the head, lifts the hand to close the coffin lid, said slowly „feels embarrassed these people, the like this short time looked for a scapegoat.” 罗素摇摇头,抬手将棺材盖阖上,缓缓道“真是为难那些人了,这么短的时间就找了个替死鬼。” Spider-Man Peter Parker, the research value of his body can be imagined, regardless of what reason, will never be buried in the land. 蜘蛛侠彼得・帕克,他尸体的研究价值可想而知,不论出于何种目的,都不会也不可能被埋在土地。 Even if he is a super hero, saved New York repeatedly. 哪怕他是个超级英雄,多次拯救了纽约。 Whom Luo Su being disinclined managed to take away Parker's body, raised the hand to refer to the church roof, wielded fiercely downward falls, lagged behind a white form. 罗素懒得管谁拿走了帕克的尸体,抬手指向教堂屋顶,猛地向下挥落,拉下了一个白色身影。 „She is......” “她是……” Duan Xinlan at present bright, black and white two color Spider-Man uniform, the white hood and mask, the blue dance shoes, are Spider-Man Gwynne Stacy who came from another universe. 段心兰眼前一亮,黑白两色的蜘蛛侠制服,白色兜帽和面罩,蓝色的舞鞋,是来自另一个宇宙的蜘蛛侠格温・史黛西。 „Hehehe......” “嘿嘿嘿……” Deadpool rubs hands to go forward, raised belt „youngest sister not to fear in midway, I......” 死侍搓手上前,中途提了提裤腰带“小妹妹别怕,我……” Saw that this goods the wind yellow piece, a Luo Su spear/gun its headshot, will soon reveal frank smile „youngest sister not to fear, we are not the unprincipled people!” 眼瞅着这货即将飙黄段子,罗素一枪将其爆头,露出爽朗的笑容“小妹妹别怕,我们不是坏人！”