AE :: Volume #23 我讨厌主神Ⅴ

#1268: Most is good at cutting the air bangs


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Gwynne Stacy. 格温・史黛西。 Spider-Man from another dimension, the causes and other Spider-Man of superpower are similar, was nipped one by the radioactive spider. 来自另一个维度的蜘蛛侠,超能力的起因和其他蜘蛛侠差不多,被放射性蜘蛛咬了一口。 As a super hero, her job seniority is not long, two years. 作为一名超级英雄,她的工龄不长,两年而已。 When Gwynne just started to crack down on the crime, her good friend Peter Parker to retaliate in the school bullies his person, injected the self-made blood serum to turn into the lizard person. 在格温刚开始打击犯罪的时候,她的好友彼得・帕克为报复学校里欺负他的人,注射自制血清变成了蜥蜴人。 Gwynne saved the sheriff father, has not actually saved the good friend, finally Parker died in her bosom. 格温救下了警长父亲,却没有救下好友,最终帕克死于她的怀中。 From now on, Gwynne deeply feels to rebuke oneself, to prevent similar matter happened, she no longer knows the new friend. 自此,格温深感自责,为防止类似的事情发生,她不再认识新的朋友。 After gold/metal and super collider opens, she was led into the current universe, and ahead of time time line to seven days ago. 在金并的超级对撞机开启后,她被带入当前宇宙,并提前至七天前的时间线。 Also because of collider is imperfect, Gwynne's body more and more emaciated, to stop chronic death, she starts to investigate hauls in the reason of current world. 也因对撞机的不完善,格温的身体越来越孱弱,为制止慢性死亡,她开始调查被拉进当前世界的原因。 Depends on the spider to induce, she found some clues somewhat. 靠着蜘蛛感应,她多多少少找到了一些线索。 Until last night, she with astonishment discovered, presently Spider-Man named Peter Parker of the world, she good friend who died in the world. 直到昨晚,她惊愕发现,当前世界的蜘蛛侠名为彼得・帕克,她所在世界死去的好友。 The good friends become a super hero, Gwynne was very happy, but died...... always makes one unable to accept. 好友成为一名超级英雄,格温很高兴,但死亡……总是令人无法接受。 Today, Gwynne attended the funeral of good friend, stands mourns in the distant place tall building. 今天,格温来参加好友的葬礼,站在远处高楼悼念。 Looks, suddenly discovers three whereabouts strange fellows, what is stranger, peripheral people did not think that these three people are strange. 看着看着,突然发现三个行迹诡异的家伙,更诡异的是,周边的人们不觉得这三人诡异。 Gwynne ambushes the church cautiously, witnessed the mysterious person to reconstruct Parker's body with a drop of blood, then pinched to explode it. 格温小心翼翼潜伏进教堂,亲眼目睹神秘人用一滴血再造了帕克的身体,然后又将其捏爆。 The restraining aura chaos, she was entrained from the church roof by the invisible strength. 收敛的气息大乱,她被无形之力从教堂屋顶拽下。 Youngest sister do not fear, we are not the unprincipled people!” “小妹妹别怕,我们不是坏人!” Regarding these words, Gwynne has no comment, generally speaking, she does not believe. 对于这句话,格温不予置评,总体上来说,她是不信的。 Regardless of Luo Su reconstructs Parker's body, proficiently hits to explode the head of Deadpool, is a full villain attitude. 不论罗素再造帕克的身躯,还是熟练打爆死侍的脑袋,都是一股满满的反派作风。 Especially he starts talking time, that makings, that tone, the countenance of that super villain...... 尤其是他开口说话的时候,那气质,那语气,还有那张超级反派的嘴脸…… Gwynne pledged, which villain she never sees to be worse than Luo Su on the air/Qi field. 格温发誓,她从未见过哪位反派在气场上比罗素更强更邪恶。 Powerful enemies! 强敌! Powerful enemy of unprecedented! 前所未见的强敌! The spider induces warns crazily, this is not the enemy who she can deal with, does not run to only have the dead end. 蜘蛛感应疯狂示警,这不是她可以应付的敌人,不跑只有死路一条。 From the heart, Gwynne turns around to run, just ran two steps, the body then slam on the brakes of high-speed sprint stop. 从心之下,格温转身就跑,刚跑出两步,高速冲刺的身躯便急刹车停下。 Youngest sister, do not fear, Elder Brother elder sister also has that side Uncle Deadpool, some important intelligence must exchange with you.” “小妹妹,别怕,哥哥姐姐还有那边的死侍叔叔,有些重要情报要和你交流一下。” Luo Su moves sideways to block the church front door, because the speed is too fast, to misconception that Gwynne one type nearly moves instantaneously. 罗素闪身挡住教堂大门,因速度太快,给格温一种近乎瞬间移动的错觉。 She maintains the alert to withdraw two steps, turns around again, Duan Xinlan grasps the flame to block the escape route. 她保持戒备退后两步,再转身的时候,段心兰手握火焰阻住退路。 Outflanks. 前后包抄。 Gwynne forehead gets rid of perspiration, intense warning that the spider induces, making her heartbeat accelerate crazily, a round of spider's silk ejection, the body direct impact roof, broke open the glass of church, swung toward the distant place building. 格温额头落汗,蜘蛛感应的强烈示警,令她心跳疯狂加速,一发蛛丝弹射,身躯直冲屋顶,破开教堂的玻璃,朝远处大楼荡走。 Damn Luo Su, hits my head, this way, I will not only lose recalled, will also become the schizophrenia and endocrine disorders because of the cerebral concussion, at the appointed time lies in your head anywhere size then, to everyone not good......, person?” “该死的罗素,又打我的脑袋,再这样下去,我不仅会失忆,还会因脑震荡变得精神分裂、内分泌失调,到时趴在你头上随地大小便,对大家都不好……咦,人呢?” Deadpool shakes sets out leisurely, discovered oneself left behind. 死侍晃悠悠起身,发现自己又落单了。 ...... …… In the steel jungle, Gwynne swings the spider's silk to move fast, the spider induces the uninterrupted reminder to have the danger, therefore the moment does not dare to stop. 钢铁丛林之中,格温荡着蛛丝飞快移动,蜘蛛感应不间断提醒有危险,故而一刻不敢停下。 Swings on like this is swinging, is far away from the urban district directly, arrived in a forest. 这么荡着荡着,直接远离市区,来到了一处森林之中。 The sharp caution sound stops finally, Gwynne pants to depend on a tree to sit down, recalled is just one has a lingering fear at convenience. 尖锐的警示声终于停下,格温气喘吁吁靠着一棵树坐下,回想刚刚的遭遇便是一阵心有余悸。 Does not run, has given up struggling?” “不跑了,已经放弃挣扎了?” The ear seems Death God to tow to entrain the sound of sickle to resound, Gwynne body trembled, can not help swallow a saliva, raised the head stiffly, saw the overlooking smiling face that Luo Su occupied a commanding position. 耳边好似死神拖拽镰刀的声音响起,格温身躯一颤,情不自禁咽了口唾沫,僵硬抬起头,就看到罗素居高临下的俯视笑脸。 Lazy interest on interest that consecutively several bringing dodge, Gwynne maintains the alert movement, the back was soaked by the cold sweat. 连续几个自带闪避的懒驴打滚,格温保持戒备动作,背后被冷汗浸湿。 Why is whispering the spider to induce the effectiveness, suddenly, alarm bell big sound. 正嘀咕着蜘蛛感应为何时效,突然间,警铃大响。 Luo Su holds to become blade, cuts horizontally, the invisible sword air/Qi the covering of fan to wield releases under. 罗素并掌成刀,横斩而出,无形剑气成扇面挥泄而下。 After Gwynne subconsciousness supine, the fresh breeze blows, in hung upside down line of sight, rows of big trees shear the wheat to drop down, the margin seems the smooth mirror surface orthogonal. 格温下意识后仰,劲风拂面而过,倒悬的视线中,一排排大树割麦子般倒下,切口平齐好似光滑镜面。 Too strong, cannot win! 太强了,根本打不赢! Gwynne because of shocking, forgets to maintain balanced, after maintaining , the supine movement falls down. 格温因过于震惊,忘记维持平衡,保持后仰的动作摔倒在地。 Suddenly, the body side wind wall raids, her swoops dodges, chirp hit on the invisible wall. 突然间,身侧风墙袭来,她一个飞扑闪避,啪叽一声撞在了无形墙壁上。 Luo Su waves continuously, the transparent six side body jails contract, closes to be one of them Gwynne. 罗素连续挥手,透明的六方体监牢收缩,将格温关在其中。 Electromagnetic force! 电磁力! The electromagnetic force is a lever, can skid the material, energy, time and space universe recklessly, might be considered as the bug general ability. 电磁力就是杠杆,可以肆意撬动宇宙中的物质、能量、时间、空间,堪称是bug一般的能力。 Living forever, the drop blood rebirth and hard anti- nuclear bomb are the piece of cake, the covering space flowing backwards time, the deduction unification standpoint, repeating the kerosene wind is the true usage-style of electromagnetic force. 长生不死、滴血重生、硬抗核弹都是小菜一碟,覆盖空间倒流时间,推演统一立场,重演地火水风才是电磁力的真正使用方式。 Thinks origin ultra body Lucy who obtains the electromagnetic force, Luo Su sighed again and again, although process bad risk, but Lucy delivered the artillery also to deliver the powerful skill, this friendship really treasured. 想到获得电磁力的来源超体露西,罗素不禁感叹连连,虽然过程凶险了一些,但露西送炮还送强力技能,这份情义实在太珍重了。 Near six body jail diverges, Gwynne feigns death for three seconds, then swoops again wants to escape. 六边体监牢散去,格温装死三秒,而后再次飞扑想要逃跑。 Said is not the unprincipled person, how to understand?” “都说了不是坏人,怎么就听不懂呢?” The invisible strength winding comes, above the ground soil surges, solidifies black Cross, Gwynne body sticks, cannot move thoroughly. 无形之力缠绕而来,地面泥土涌起,固化成黑色十字架,格温身躯紧贴其上,彻底动弹不得。 You, you thought that I believe this words?” “你,你觉得我会相信这种话吗?” Gwynne struggles fruitless, braces oneself the response, she is the super hero, perhaps cannot be victorious, but does not submit under evil. 格温挣扎无果,硬着头皮回应,她是超级英雄,或许打不过,但绝不屈服在邪恶之下。 This saying said that if I do not make anything, is unfair to your anticipation simply.” “这话说的,我要是不做点什么,简直对不起你的期待。” Luo Su rubs hands to go forward, selects the eyebrow say/way: You should understand, the barren mountains and wild hills, the female super hero was held by the big villain, then hehehe......” 罗素搓手上前,挑眉道:“你应该懂的,荒山野岭,女性超级英雄被大反派抓住,然后嘿嘿嘿……” Gwynne frightens shakes the head: Go away, dying anomaly, to me.” 格温吓得直摇头:“滚开,死变态,离我远一点。” Nearby Duan Xinlan goes out after the tree, holds the forehead speechless, before listened to vice- team Ying Yingying to complain, said Luo Su always bullies her. 一旁段心兰从树后走出,无语扶着额头,之前听副队英樱樱抱怨,说罗素总是欺负她。 Seeing is believing, Luo Su this countenance, really like villain...... 眼见为实,罗素这张嘴脸,果然像极了反派…… No, is the waste! 不,是人渣! I said, what you don't really want to make?” “我说,你不会真想做点什么吧?” Duan Xinlan spits the mortise, if Luo Su insists on requesting, she is willing to offer sacrifices oneself, raises demon Gwynne by the body. 段心兰吐槽道,如果罗素执意要求,她愿意献祭自己,以身饲魔拉格温一把。 The Gwynne syllabic final in scream, swept Duan Xinlan, wears the Spider-Man mask, cannot see clearly the facial features, but the chest is bigger than her, the leg is longer than her...... 尖叫中的格温收声,扫了眼段心兰,头戴蜘蛛侠面罩,看不清面容,但胸比她大,腿比她长…… The bad woman, will not have the mistake. 坏女人,不会有错的。 Making anything is affirmed that gives her a lesson, quite makes her know that sees with own eyes not necessarily is the reality, some people seem like the villain, in fact is the standard good person.” “做点什么是肯定的,给她一点教训,好让她知道眼见不一定为实,有些人只是看起来反派,实际上是标准的好人。” Luo Su is saying, puts out a hand to entrain Gwynne's white spider mask, pinches her chin to make noise: „A very attractive cheek, was too young, several years later the Big Brother can consider and you are in love.” 罗素说着,伸手拽下格温的白色蜘蛛面罩,捏着她的下巴啧啧出声:“很漂亮的一张脸蛋,就是太年轻了,过几年大哥哥可以考虑和你谈恋爱。” He “he” „To be clear spits again!” “想清楚了再吐!” „......” “……” Gwynne: What to do, must swallow back, is quite disgusting! 格温:怎么办,要咽回去吗,好恶心啊! Present Gwynne is the 16 or 17-year-old age, high-school student, when the puberty, on the face the freckle has not diverged. 现在的格温还是十六七岁的年纪,高中生一枚,正值青春期,脸上雀斑还没散去。 The golden short hair made an air to burn, was very new, appearing the neck was very long. 金色短发做了个空气烫,很新潮,显得脖子很长。 However, even if she made many times in the hairstyle, could not conceal right bare fact. 不过,即便她在发型上做了不少功夫,也掩盖不了右边秃了的事实。 This hairstyle, which Teacher Tony did you offend?” “这发型,你得罪了哪位托尼老师?” Luo Su review, under the Gwynne frightened gaze, waves to smelt haircut special-purpose scissors. 罗素点评一句,在格温惊悚的注视下,挥手熔炼出一把理发专用剪刀。 You, you...... do you want to do?” “你,你……你要干什么?” Naturally was helps you cut hair, I had the obsession, saw that about the asymmetrical hairstyle was uncomfortable on the whole body.” “当然是帮你理个发了,我这人有强迫症,看到左右不对称的发型就浑身难受。” Luo Su smiles, pinches the sound the scissors: Do not fear, I am specialized, most is good at cutting the air bangs.” 罗素嘿嘿一笑,将剪刀捏得咔嚓咔嚓响:“别怕,我是专业的,最擅长剪空气刘海。” Air bangs! 空气个屁的刘海! Gwynne heart cursed, her present hairstyle, on the side of a length of side short, how possibly the scissors obtain the air bangs. 格温心头大骂,就她现在的发型,一边长一边短,怎么可能剪得出空气刘海。 This and bald person goes to the barber shop, must make polishing, is not, must make dyeing to have anything to distinguish. 这和秃子去理发店,要做抛光,不是,要做个染发有什么区别。 ...... …… Handles, stops work for the day!” “搞定,收工!” After two minutes, Luo Su satisfaction receives the hand, although has not cut the air bangs, but Moss does is also very good. 两分钟后,罗素满意收手,虽然没剪出空气刘海,但莫西干也是很不错的。 like this one, Gwynne's makings conformed to the status of drummer. 这么一来,格温的气质更符合鼓手的身份了。 Duan Xinlan obstructs the face by the hand, the picture is cruel, she does not want to look. 段心兰以手遮脸,画面过于残忍,她不想去看。 Gwynne is also showing the whites of the eyes, a face died appearance, situated in the edge that rushing burst. 格温也是翻着白眼,一脸被死亡的模样,处于奔溃的边缘。 !- 咔嚓!咔嚓-- Luo Su puts out the digital camera, in Gwynne's squeal, under record precious picture, later waves to diverge her strength of fetter. 罗素拿出数码相机,在格温的尖叫声中,记录下珍贵画面,随后挥挥手散去她身上的束缚之力。 At this moment, you also looked, we indeed were not the unprincipled people.” “事到如今,想必你也看出来了,我们的确不是坏人。” The Luo Su serious face said: Have not believed that if really the unprincipled person, just did not cut the hair, but cuts the clothes or trachea anything.” 罗素严肃脸道:“你还别不信,真要是坏人,刚刚就不是剪头发,而是剪衣服或者气管什么的了。” You killed people, I see with one's own eyes you that...... that......” “你杀人了,我亲眼看到你把那个……那个……” That stupid.” “那个沙雕。” Right, is that stupid, I saw with one's own eyes you to open fire and kill him.” “对对,就是那个沙雕,我亲眼看到你开枪把他打死了。” That is Deadpool, didn't you know?” “那是死侍,你不认识?” Luo Su has doubts, sees a Gwynne face to compel, to shrug to explain ignorant: He has the strong self-recovery ability, the body of not dying, let alone headshot, even if broke up by rubbing him, can resurrect same place.” 罗素疑惑一句,见格温一脸懵逼,耸耸肩解释道:“他拥有超强自愈能力,是不死之身,别说爆头,就算把他揉碎了,都能原地复活。” Hehe, you thought that my meeting does believe?” “呵呵,你觉得我会信?” pū pū- 噗噗噗-- The small broken donkey shakes the long appearance, Deadpool brings the pink motor helmet, stops by far, beckons with the hand toward the Luo Su three people. 小破驴晃悠悠出现,死侍带着粉色摩托头盔,远远停下车,朝罗素三人摆手。 Gwynne: „......” 格温:“……” At least, the commentary of her stupid has not at least spoken incorrectly. 至少,至少她沙雕的评论没有说错。 ...... …… In grove, four people , after not happy initially sees, starts to introduce oneself. 小树林中,四人在经过不愉快的初见后,开始自我介绍。 Looks at a appearance of your Spider-Man, we do not conceal.” “看你一身蜘蛛侠的打扮,我们也就不隐瞒了。” The Luo Su lie opens the mouth comes, to trick saying: You should guess, right, our three are to come from Multiverse Spider-Man.” 罗素瞎话张口就来,忽悠道:“你应该已经猜出来了,没错,我们三个就是来自平行宇宙的蜘蛛侠。” „, I have not really guessed.” “呃,我还真没猜出来。” Gwynne shows the whites of the eyes, although just knew shortly, but to the Luo Su words, she is a character does not believe. 格温翻翻白眼,虽然刚认识没多久,但对罗素的话,她是一个字也不信的。 I am steel Spider-Man, this is the flame spider woman, what that side is stupid.” “我是钢铁蜘蛛侠,这位是火焰蜘蛛女侠,那边的是沙雕。” Hey, how suddenly changed to here.” “喂,怎么到我这里突然就变了。” Is studying Gwynne hairstyle Deadpool is really discontented, felt discriminated, at least is stupid Spider-Man is also right. 正在研究格温发型的死侍甚为不满,感觉受到了歧视,起码也得是沙雕蜘蛛侠才对。 Little deceived people, you are not Spider-Man, you...... do not have the spider web launcher.” “少骗人了,你们才不是蜘蛛侠,你们……没有蛛网发射器。” Gwynne IQ online, insisted that is not willing to be swindled. 格温智商在线,坚持不肯上当。 Actually some......” “其实是有的……” Luo Su waves to grasp, flies high to absorb Gwynne's spider web launcher, after fiddling with one, the material reconstructs, oneself made two wraps in the wrist/skill. 罗素挥手一抓,凌空摄来格温的蛛网发射器,捣鼓了一阵之后,物质再造,自己做了两个套在手腕上。 biu biu The spider web sticks the face, Deadpool sways back and forth everywhere. 蛛网糊脸,死侍满地打滚。 You looked, I have.” “你看,我有的。” Gwynne: „......” 格温:“……”
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