Bang! 嘭！ In the hall the column collapses, the black form rolled several to stop. 大厅中立柱坍塌,黑黢黢的身影滚了几圈才停下。 Only looked that the color knows, what was regarded the son to hit is the venom, the opponent who it is completely not the riot, with its words, the rounding up winning percentage basically is zero. 只看颜色就知道,被当成儿子打的是毒液,它完全不是暴乱的对手,用它自己的话来说,四舍五入胜率基本为零。 In the movie original works is also so, the venom entire journey takes a beating, makes 55 to open with the riot forcefully. 电影原著中亦是如此,毒液全程挨揍,强行和暴乱打出五五开。 The riot insists on boarding the spaceship, the venom simply does not have the opportunity to kill it. 要不是暴乱执意登上飞船,毒液根本没机会杀死它。 Bang!! 嘭！！ Also is a loud sound, the venom looks at the big hole that the side is falling, cannot bear the heart laugh secretly. 又是一声巨响,毒液望着身边摔出的大坑,忍不住心头窃笑。 Only then it takes a beating, that is a joke, but if the combination of Deadpool leather whip follows to take a beating together, finally completely will be different. 只有它挨揍,那就是一个笑话,可如果死侍皮鞭的组合跟着一起挨揍,结果将完全不一样。 Everyone saw, is not I am not good, but is the enemy is too powerful. 大家都看到了,不是我不行,而是敌人太强大。 Crash-bang! 哗啦啦！ In the crushed stone ruins, the gray big hand finds out, extends the face that several meters holding down venom smiles inexpensively, brandishing is blindly Ji Bashuai. 碎石废墟中,灰色大手探出,延伸数米按住毒液贱笑的脸,抡起来便是一顿瞎姬霸摔。 Is the riot, it can win the venom, actually is completely not the combination opponent of Deadpool leather whip, was taught ruthlessly, the face gave to pull out crookedly. 是暴乱,它打得赢毒液,却完全不是死侍皮鞭的组合对手,被狠狠教训了一顿,脸都给抽歪了。 Had just gotten back one's composure, saw the ugly face that the venom took pleasure in others' misfortunes, immediately was angry. 刚回过神,就看到毒液幸灾乐祸的丑脸,顿时大怒不已。 The venom has not responded, one was pounded right in the face randomly, finally departs more than ten meters, hits to collapse a wall, did not have the sound on like this. 毒液还没反应过来,就被劈头盖脸一顿乱砸,最后飞出十余米,撞塌一堵墙,就这么没了动静。 Without dying, but Eddy and venom reach the agreement, the powerhouses are numerous, they do not hold back. 没死,但埃迪和毒液达成共识,己方强者众多,他俩就不拖后腿了。 Instigates is well-founded, convincing! 怂得有理有据,令人信服！ „Leather whip, you found powerful Host.” “皮鞭,你找到了一个强大的宿主。” The riot looks at the fierce symbiont of opposite red green two color doping, both hands is changing the steel knife sharp blade. 暴乱望着对面红绿两色掺杂的狰狞共生体,双手变化出钢刀利刃。 Its ability is better than the venom, body each spot can the free alternation the weapon, be joined to the superior power, speed and nerve to respond, the attack defends remarkable. 它的能力优于毒液,身躯各个部位都能自由变化成武器,配上超级力量、速度、神经反应,无论是攻击还是防御都可圈可点。 Arrives in four symbionts of Earth, the riot is the leader of commander rank, the strength is most powerful, next is one's turn the venom and other little brothers. 降临地球的四个共生体中,暴乱是指挥官级别的领导者,实力最为强大,其次才轮到毒液等三个小弟。 Suddenly near body fights oppressively, the riot can only sum up in Pibian to look for good Host, both coincide had the present fight value. 突然近身战被虐,暴乱只能归结于皮鞭找了个好宿主,两者相合才有了现在的战斗数值。 „Leather whip, who is that?” “皮鞭,那是谁？” The red green fierce big face grins, hehe smiles several inexpensively: „If that pitiful little fellow, Uncle Deadpool very likes it, teased shrink one group.” 红绿色的狰狞大脸咧嘴,嘿嘿贱笑几声:“如果是那个可怜的小家伙,死侍大爷还是挺喜欢它的,逗一逗就缩成了一团。” Obviously, the one who leads this body fight is not a leather whip, but is Deadpool. 显然,主导这具身躯战斗的并不是皮鞭,而是死侍。 On spiritual pollution, no, by stupid, Deadpool is second to none, only symbiont leather whip at all is not his opponent. 论精神污染,不,论沙雕,死侍无出其右,区区一个共生体皮鞭根本不是他的对手。 Cannot be together quite a while, the leather whip was drawn IQ by Deadpool to the same level, the disastrous defeat under its rich EXP. 相处不过半天,皮鞭就被死侍将智商拉到同一水平,惨败在其丰富的经验下。 Very unfortunately, now the leather whip is the Deadpool shape, both unify, Deadpool occupies the absolute leading power. 很不幸,现在皮鞭已经是死侍的形状了,两者结合,死侍占据绝对主导权。 Riot hears word is stunned, cannot believe present one, with for the leather whip of symbiont, unexpectedly in unifies after Host, was deprived the mental manipulation power. 暴乱闻言愕然,不敢相信眼前的一幕,同为共生体的皮鞭,居然在和宿主结合之后,被剥夺了精神控制权。 Very oh no! 很糟糕！ Thinks again the female secretary on top of the head, the riot realized instantaneously Earth it has not imagined is so easy and comfortable, otherwise, here monster runs amuck, is not the ideal symbiont habitat. 再想想头顶上的女秘书,暴乱瞬间意识到地球没它想象中那么安逸,反之,这里怪物横行,不是理想的共生体栖息地。 Cannot be victorious runs, now the riot only wants to ride the spaceship, far away from Earth of danger. 打不过就跑,现在暴乱只想坐上飞船,远离危险的地球。 !! 唰唰唰！！ Eight green tentacles raid rapidly, the riot brandishes the sharp blade, cuts to fall fresh breeze full hitting hard. 八条绿色触手飞速袭来,暴乱挥舞利刃,斩落一道道劲风十足的重击。 However the tentacle is competitive, the sharp knife wields continuously cuts cannot its one strike to cut off, several moves such as the group python will then tie down the riot four limbs from now on generally stubbornly. 然而触手韧性十足,快刀连续挥砍都未能将其一击斩断,几招过后便如群蟒一般将暴乱四肢死死缠住。 Deadpool holds up the riot, studies Hulk to fall the Loki way, is calling, while falls the riot. 死侍举起暴乱,学着绿巨人摔洛基的方式,一边嗷嗷叫着,一边将暴乱摔来摔去。 „Young little darling, making Uncle Deadpool give you to get the physical exam!” “小乖乖,让死侍大爷给你检查一下身体！” The tentacle hangs the riot in the midair, Deadpool rubs hands to go forward, two tentacles in tandem, aim at the big mouth and buttocks of riot...... 触手将暴乱吊在半空,死侍搓手上前,两根触手一前一后,对准暴乱的血盆大口和屁股…… The gentlemen may not kill the shame! 士可杀不可辱！ The riot struggles vigorously, or is Drake is struggling, the body continuous change sharp weapon, actually has no way to cut open fetter throughout. 暴乱极力挣扎,或者是德雷克在挣扎,身躯连续变化锋利武器,却始终没法割开身上的束缚。 Saw that the seeking novelty plot will soon perform, the cell phone ring tone that the show air/Qi soars to the heavens rang suddenly. 眼瞅着猎奇剧情即将上演,骚气冲天的手机铃声突然响了起来。 Deadpool lifts the hand to stop, the half time time, he must answer a telephone. 死侍抬手喊停,中场休息时间,他要接个电话。 „Hey, here is your father......” “喂,这里是你爸爸……” „What, your tm is teasing me...... is not impossible, I do not believe, the men are big pig's feet, you are certainly deceiving me......” “what,你tm在逗我是吧……不可能,我不相信,男人都是大猪蹄子,你一定是在骗我……” Deadpool hangs up the telephone of informer indignantly, opens the phone browser internet. 死侍愤愤挂断线人的电话,打开手机浏览器上网。 „Oh , no......” “oh,no……” However in a minute, the Deadpool whole person grayish white piece, snatched by hammers several, the tentacle took back within the body, swayed back and forth to cry everywhere the tears person. 不过片刻,死侍整个人灰白一片,以头抢地锤了好几下,触手收回体内,满地打滚哭成了泪人。 Looks Deadpool that is unruly to hit, rolls a riot face to compel ignorant, was deliberately considering makes up the blade not necessarily to be effective, the decisive choice flashes the person. 望着撒泼打的死侍,滚暴乱一脸懵逼,寻思着补刀也不一定有效,果断选择闪人。 Just before leaving before, was scolding stupid at heart. 临走之前,在心里骂了声沙雕。 The leather whip looked for powerful Host, as strong cannot control as the symbiont, directly causes Host violates two times, qualifications that the symbiont simply has not meddled. 皮鞭找了个强大的宿主,强到共生体根本控制不住,直接导致宿主犯二的时候,共生体根本没有插手的资格。 Front, the front door is close, on riot face wild with joy, mounts Rocket, to flee Earth, pledged to kill will not come back again. 前方,大门近在咫尺,暴乱脸上狂喜,登上火箭、逃离地球,发誓打死也不会再回来。 Suddenly, before the gate , the form is in the way, the riot looked that did not look, along with roaring to angrily roar, waves to fling the giant steel knife. 突然,门前身影挡路,暴乱看都不看,伴随着咆哮怒吼,挥手甩出巨型钢刀。 The golden light wall raises up, blade edge touching instantaneous shatter, the riot person cannot stop the car(riage) in the midair, bang one hit on the light wall. 金色光墙竖起,刀锋触之的瞬间破碎,暴乱人在半空刹不住车,嘭一下撞在了光墙上。 Dead end! 此路不通！ The riot jumps down up the wall, fills with the alert to look at Luo Su, withdraws cautiously several steps, whiz one runs away in another direction. 暴乱跳下光墙,满怀戒备望着罗素,小心翼翼退后几步,嗖一下朝另一个方向逃窜。 Suddenly, the flaming flame burns violently, changes to walking randomly pythons. 忽然,熊熊火焰猛烈燃烧,化作一条条游走的蟒蛇。 The group snake occupies the encirclement rapidly, forms the lifelike giant fire dragon, curls up the flame vortex regarding the hall. 群蛇飞速盘踞环绕,形成栩栩如生的巨大火龙,围绕大厅卷起火焰旋涡。 The riot escapes not to be possible to escape, the body falls into the flame vortex, roasts at roasting of high-temperature heat wave, called out pitifully to wail again and again. 暴乱逃无可逃,身躯陷入火焰旋涡之中,在高温热浪的炙烤下,连连惨叫哀嚎。 The high temperature is the weakness of symbiont, surpasses certain limit, can definitely fire the flying ash them. 高温是共生体的弱点,超过一定限制,完全可以将它们烧成飞灰。 At this moment, the ultrasonic wave that buzz called covered the flame vortex, the riot was difficult to maintain to change the body condition, was incapable of being separated from Drake's body, lay to fall down softly. 就在这时,嗡鸣的超声波覆盖火焰旋涡,暴乱再难维持变身状态,无力脱离德雷克的身躯,软趴趴倒在地上。 The flaming fire intensity is feeble, the Duan Xinlan five fingers pinch to explode inundate the Jetfire flower, the puzzled vision looks to Luo Su. 熊熊火势衰弱,段心兰五指捏爆漫天火花,不解目光望向罗素。 „Studies, look can cultivate the symbiont artificially.” “研究一下,看看能不能人工培植共生体。” Luo Su is saying, the fingertip draws on the granulated sugar, smelts the glass vapor tight tank. 罗素说着,指尖招来细砂,熔炼成玻璃密封罐。 He waves to draw on the riot, seal in vapor tight tank. 他挥挥手将暴乱招来,封印在密封罐中。 „Why is the riot, the venom and leather whip also!” “为什么是暴乱,毒液和皮鞭也可以啊！” „That two is a little weak, and......” “那两个有点弱,而且……” Luo Su explained spookily: „Studies this thing for the first time, unavoidably will let slip, looks for a villain, died did not have the guilty conscience.” 罗素幽幽解释道:“第一次研究这玩意,难免会有失手,找一个反派,死了也没负罪感。” „Un, you are really good.” “嗯,你真善良。” Another side, Drake was soon roasted by the high temperature will dehydrate, saw that Luo Su seizes the riot, haunched the body to walk furiously. 另一边,德雷克被高温烤得即将脱水,眼瞅罗素夺走暴乱,奋力撑起身躯走了过去。 The government has the extraordinary part, this matter he, although the contact are not many, but can also guess 12. 政府有特殊部门,这种事情他虽接触不多,但也可以猜测一二。 As a law-abiding citizen, he strongly condemned that this exacting behavior, is not the matter of money, the riot is the possession of life foundation, his large taxpayer has the right to leave behind it. 作为一名守法公民,他强烈谴责这种横征暴敛的行为,不是钱的事,暴乱是生命基金会的所有物,他这个纳税大户有权将其留下。 The hard core heart-to-heart talk finished instantaneously, Drake knees kneel, holds the head to shed bitter tears. 硬核谈心瞬间完毕,德雷克双膝跪地,抱着脑袋痛哭流涕。 Thinks crime that these years commit, he is very ashamed, tomorrow will hold the press conference, makes a clean breast of the indictment, and requested the legal sanction. 想到这些年犯下的罪行,他无比羞愧,明天就召开新闻发布会,将罪状和盘托出,并请求法律制裁。 No, he is guilty of the most heinous crime, the qualifications without surrendered, must make the person of good intention report! 不,他罪大恶极,没有自首的资格,得让好心人举报！ Drake was deliberately considering Eddy is good, the specialized investigative journalist, informs the populace the truth repeatedly. 德雷克寻思着埃迪就不错,专业的调查记者,屡次将真相告知大众。 A like this good person, because attempts to expose the human experiment of life foundation, was ordered to block by him, only by washing the toilet washes dishes to eke out a living. 这么好的一个人,就因为妄图揭露生命基金会的人体实验,被他下令封杀,只靠洗马桶洗碗才能勉强糊口。 Thinks of this, Drake's conscience by condemnation. 想到这,德雷克的良心备受谴责。 In the heart makes the decision, his guilty of the most heinous crime person, first can Eddy, making him re-enter the enterprise peak just before leaving, calculates that did a good deed. 心中做出决定,他这种罪大恶极之人,临走前能拉埃迪一把,让其重回事业巅峰,也算做了一件好事。 „How did the fellow cry suddenly?” “那家伙怎么突然哭了？” „Awakening greatly, this matter has nothing to be surprised.” “大彻大悟,这种事没啥好惊讶的。” Luo Su one, has arrived at the Deadpool body in a tone with before quickly, lifted the foot to kick stupid: „Any situation, how goes crazy suddenly, I also wait for you to put up the good play!” 罗素一语带过,快步走到死侍身前,抬脚踢了踢沙雕:“什么情况,怎么突然间发疯,我还等着你上演好戏呢！” „Wū wū, did not have, my youth did not have......” “呜呜呜,没了,我的青春没了……” Deadpool lies on the ground cries howlingly, the tears infiltration mask, dripping everywhere is, once Wilson lost contact does not have like this to be sad. 死侍趴在地上嚎嚎大哭,泪水渗透面罩,淌得遍地都是,曾经小威尔逊失联都没这么伤心。 „Big current capacity...... you determine burst into tears, rather than urine in mask?” “好大流量……你确定是流泪,而不是尿在面罩里了？” Luo Su complained one, thinks let the Deadpool happy good way, waved in its waist racket. 罗素吐槽一声,想到了一个让死侍开心的好办法,挥手在其后腰一拍。 After three seconds, weeps bitterly Deadpool to detect that the crotch is unusual, the weeping sound stops suddenly instantaneously, he haunches to sit on the ground, opens the belt to cast a sidelong glance...... 三秒钟后,痛哭中的死侍察觉到胯下异常,哭声瞬间戛然而止,他撑起坐在地上,拉开裤腰带瞟了一眼…… Then casts a sidelong glance. 然后又瞟了一眼。 „-” “啊啊啊--” Duan Xinlan is curious for a while, the probe head looked at one, whiz one shrinks in the Luo Su bosom. 段心兰一时好奇,探头看了一眼,嗖一下缩在罗素怀里。 „Quite fearful, scared to death me, unexpectedly was octopus.” “好可怕,吓死我了,居然是八爪鱼。” „You have not missed with octopus now!” “你现在也和八爪鱼没差！” Luo Su complained speechless, pushed octopus, the latter struggled vigorously, is not willing to get out. 罗素无语吐槽,推了推身上的八爪鱼,后者极力挣扎,死活不肯下车。 Finally, advances the back Duan Xinlan, Luo Su then asks: „Wade, why cries like this to be miserable suddenly, did the wife follow the person?” 终于,将段心兰推到背后,罗素这才问道:“韦德,干嘛突然哭这么惨,老婆跟人跑了？” „Joke, Uncle Deadpool long like this graceful, how possibly to lack the wife......” “笑话,死侍大爷长这么帅,怎么可能缺老婆……” Deadpool is taking a look at indescribable in pants crotch, exudes a series of dreadful laughter, wants to look for a berth to attempt impatiently. 死侍瞅着裤裆中的不可名状,发出一连串猥琐笑声,迫不及待想找个车位尝试一下。 The dirty/small error thought just raised, thinks of the painful event, starts to shed tears anxiously: „Luo Su, Parker died, in New York, before soon.” 龌蹉念头刚升起,想到伤心事,又开始巴巴掉眼泪:“罗素,帕克死掉了,就在纽约,就在不久之前。” „You determined!?” “你确定！？” Luo Su is tilting the head, expressed the question to this news. 罗素歪着头,对这一消息表示质疑。 Spider-Man has dead, but this was also too sudden, always thought that is a false news. 蜘蛛侠不是没死过,但这也太突然了,总觉得是个假消息。 „Had confirmed that blotting out the sky is the news, Spider-Man Peter Parker, dies of a Brooklyn earthquake......” “已经证实了,铺天盖地都是新闻,蜘蛛侠彼得・帕克,死于一场布鲁克林地震……” „!” “哦！” Luo Su scratches the head, felt more false, has Spider-Man that the spider induces dead of the earthquake, is today the fool's day? 罗素挠挠头,感觉更假了,拥有蜘蛛感应的蜘蛛侠死于地震,今天是愚人节吗？ „I do not believe, Parker he was certainly killed by some villain, I must go to revenge to him!” “我不相信,帕克他一定是被某个反派干掉的,我要去给他报仇！” Deadpool sets out, suddenly the discovery walks uses energy, loose the loose belt was useless. 死侍起身,突然发现走路十分费劲,松了松裤腰带都没用。 „Not convenient words, I help you change.” “不方便的话,我帮你变回去。” „Does not use, without the non- aspect, Wilson satisfies the present situation, they happy good, I put in great inconvenience no.” “不用,没有不方面,小威尔逊们十分满意现状,它们开心就好,我委屈点没什么。” Deadpool branches off the leg to walk: „Now goes to New York, before I felt strange, the unlucky egg Parker's life should not be content, originally is this, traded ten years of merry time with the life......” 死侍岔开腿走路:“现在就去纽约,之前我就奇怪了,倒霉蛋帕克的生活不该如此美满,原来是这样,用生命换来了十年快活时光……” „I must find that villain, devastates him ruthlessly, then becomes new Spider-Man, received Parker's behest, becomes the new neighbor of New Yorker.” “我要找到那个反派,狠狠蹂躏他,然后成为新的蜘蛛侠,接过帕克的遗志,成为纽约人的新邻居。” „Urged you to be good, the Parker netherworld had to officially inform cries!” “劝你善良,帕克泉下有知会哭的！”