„Extraterrestrial symbiont!?” “外星共生体！？” Eddy stares the big eye, resembling the first time is heard that this tommyrot, said innocently: „Senior official, you found fault the person, what extraterrestrial symbiont, I listened not to hear.” 埃迪瞪大眼睛,似是第一次听说这种荒唐事,无辜道:“长官,你们是不是找错人了,什么外星共生体,我听都没听说过。” ! 咔嚓！ Luo Su rubbish, draws out the Desert Eagle directly, the pitch-dark muzzle is pointing at Eddy. 罗素也不废话,直接拔出沙鹰,黑洞洞的枪口指着埃迪。 Eddy: ( tt ) / 埃迪:(tt)/ Under the muzzle, Eddy instigates very refreshedly, the serious face expressed that Luo Su wants to know anything, although asked, he guarantees to speak out frankly, the brow will not wrinkle. 枪口之下,埃迪怂得十分爽快,严肃脸表示罗素想知道什么尽管问,他保证知无不言,眉头都不会皱一下。 „Snort, instigates the goods!” “哼,怂货！” „It is not you are pointing by the muzzle, you do not certainly instigate!” “不是你被枪口指着,你当然不怂了！” Hears the sound in mind, Eddy the resentment, discovered immediately the Luo Su look ponders, immediately explained: „Senior official, the hand do not shake calmly, I am not speaking with you.” 听到脑海中的声音,埃迪立即怼了回去,发现罗素眼神玩味,当即解释道:“长官冷静点,手别抖,我不是在和你说话。” „I know, you with the symbiont speech in within the body.” “我知道,你在和体内的共生体说话。” After saying, Luo Su saw Eddy's ignorant compels the face, shook under the muzzle slightly, the opposite party throws out the chest to raise the head immediately, both hands that hang lift again high. 说完之后,罗素就看到了埃迪的懵逼脸,微微晃了下枪口,对方立即挺胸抬头,微垂的双手再次举高高。 The raising hand surrender of textbook rank, the posture is very standard. 教科书级别的举手投降,姿势十分标准。 Eddy is very indeed ignorant, today is he and venom union first day, both sides have not met in the true sense. 埃迪的确很懵,今天是他和毒液结合的第一天,双方并没真正意义上见过面。 Eddy was not clear that were taken possession, a series of strange symptoms, for example the hunger, high fever and thought are chaotic, was defined by him to infect the extraterrestrial virus. 埃迪并不清楚自己被附身了,一系列怪异症状,比如饥饿、高烧、思维混乱,都被他定义为感染了外星病毒。 Luo Su are not many explains, purses the lips to blow out the whistling, unusual sound wave long jab Eddy goes, shakes his whole body fiercely to shiver. 罗素也不多做解释,抿嘴吹出口哨,异常的音波直击埃迪而去,震得他全身剧烈颤抖。 In buzz whining noise, Eddy complexion suddenly fiercely suddenly painful, a big facial cast of black and white interaction flashes before repeatedly. 在嗡鸣声中,埃迪脸色忽而狰狞忽而痛苦,一张黑白相间的大脸盘子更是屡次闪现。 Finally, cannot withstand the shake of ultrasonic wave, the venom bends down to jump out, the big mouth throws toward Luo Su. 终于,承受不住超声波的震荡,毒液俯身窜出,血盆大口向着罗素扑去。 Bang! 轰！ One group of flame lighten, Duan Xinlan stands before the Luo Su body, in the five fingers blooms the high-temperature roaring flame. 一团火焰点亮,段心兰站在罗素身前,五指之间绽放出高温烈焰。 The venom cries out strangely, retracts Eddy within the body. 毒液怪叫一声,缩回埃迪体内。 The ultrasonic wave and high temperature, are the symbiont biggest weakness, not only can and Host forces to separate them, but can also create the heavy losses to them. 超声波和高温,是共生体最大的弱点,不仅可以将它们和宿主强制分离,还能对它们造成重创。 Naturally, by the potential of symbiont infinite evolution, these two weakness can overcome. 当然了,以共生体无限进化的潜质,这两个弱点都可以克服。 Now is not good, the venom just arrived at Earth shortly , the athletic event in which one is weak is very obvious. 现在还不行,毒液刚来到地球没多久,弱项十分明显。 „What that...... that is!?” “那……那是什么！？” The Eddy small face is pallid, saw clearly the dark viscous material jumps out from within the body, but also a devil face, the whole person is not steadily good. 埃迪小脸煞白,清楚看到黑乎乎的粘稠物从体内窜出,还长着一张恶魔面孔,整个人都不好了。 „Extraterrestrial symbiont, in the ordinary circumstances in the form of liquid appears, needs to survive with the Host union, and gives the Host strong superpower.” “外星共生体,一般情况下以液体的形式出现,需要和宿主结合才能生存,并赋予宿主强大的超能力。” Luo Su receives the Desert Eagle, told a superpower simply: „Super speed, superior power, endurance, self-recovery ability wait/etc, even can strengthen the Host gene, causes it original ability time......” 罗素收起沙鹰,简单讲述了一下超能力:“超级速度、超级力量、耐力、自愈能力等等,甚至可以强化宿主的基因,使其原本的能力倍化……” „, In danger?” “呃,有生命危险吗？” Eddy sips the lip that under became dry, was dying, is the excited feeling. 埃迪抿了下发干的嘴唇,要死了,是心动的感觉。 „Naturally, is no one is qualified for Host, the luck is not good to ascend to heaven same place, some in ten thousand does not only have a probability, can......” “当然,不是什么人都有资格做宿主,运气不好原地升天,唯有万中无一的概率,才能……” „Can become Host, is right?” “才能成为宿主,对不对？” Eddy says, the bottom of the heart mentioned the throat. 埃迪接过话,心尖提到了嗓子眼。 „No, can barely manage to maintain a feeble existence some time.” “不,才能苟延残喘一段时间。” „How can like this......” “怎么会这样……” Eddy sits on the ground, he is a very realistic person, you must say that the superpower is in danger, he is not immediately greedy. 埃迪一屁股坐在地上,他是个很现实的人,你要说超能力有生命危险,他立马就不馋了。 „Eddy, actually you do not use completely, barely manages to maintain a feeble existence to live last several days, does not have with your relations.” “埃迪,其实你完全不用慌,苟延残喘活上几天,和你一点关系都没有。” „You have the means to cure me, right?” “你们有办法治好我,对吗？” Eddy instantaneously at present one bright, saw the hope of life. 埃迪瞬间眼前一亮,重新看到了生命的希望。 „It is not.” “不是。” „???” “？？？” Eddy forehead has fluttered one series of question marks, this dialogue cannot chat more and more. 埃迪脑门飘过一串问号,这对话越来越聊不懂了。 „I mean, other Host can live for several days, you are completely different, tonight on this/should belch fart.” “我的意思是,其他宿主能多活几天,你完全不一样,今晚就该嗝屁了。” The Luo Su good words persuaded, making Eddy should not be worried, the issue was very serious, the worry was also useless: „Also has the time while the present, quickly swipes the credit card, later did not use in any case.” 罗素好言相劝,让埃迪不要担心,问题很严重,担心也没用:“趁现在还有时间,赶快去刷刷信用卡,反正以后也不用还了。” „Why?” “为什么？” The Eddy incomparable grief and indignation, refuses to accept saying: „Why others can live for several days, I cannot support tonight, what do I have is not good?” 埃迪无比悲愤,不服道:“凭什么别人能活几天,我就撑不过今天晚上,我有什么不好吗？” „Presenting the facts was reasonable, the symbiont of your within the body was steals, the life foundation walked , can you live tonight?” “摆事实讲道理,你体内的共生体是偷出来的,生命基金会找上门,你能活过今晚？” Eddy: „......” 埃迪:“……” Good reasonable appearance! 好有道理的样子！ „But my anything does not know, I am make several pictures.” “可我什么都不知道,我就是去拍几张照片而已。” Eddy said dry, stares the big eye to take a look to Luo Su, wants to obtain the asylum of mysterious department. 埃迪干巴巴说道,瞪大眼睛瞅向罗素,希望得到神秘部门的庇护。 „Boy, your appearance rather also instigated!” “小子,你这模样未免也太怂了！” Deadpool digs out from the closet own head, goes forward two steps to arrive in front of Eddy, lifted the hand to pat his face: „Comeon, looks at you to grow a face of Bane, that breaks the dauntless man of Batman vertebra, how can like this instigate?” 死侍将自己的脑袋从壁橱里抠出来,上前两步来到埃迪面前,抬手拍了拍他的脸:“comeon,看你长着一张贝恩的脸,那可是打断蝙蝠侠脊椎的硬汉,怎么可以这么怂？” „???” “？？？” Just Eddy wants to ask, who this stupid is, looked at the style is not the agents of mysterious department! 刚刚埃迪就想问了,这个沙雕是谁,看画风也不是神秘部门的特工啊！ „I am Deadpool, last night and you stole the super hero of symbiont together, by the way, delivers to go home and help you cover the person of quilt you is also I.” “我是死侍,昨晚和你一同盗窃了共生体的超级英雄,顺便说一句,把你送回家并帮你盖上被子的人也是我。” „F bi k!!” “f哔k！！” Eddy only thinks that local area one tight, blurting is an intimate interaction, he thought of anything: „You said that what meaning together the larceny symbiont is, have I done this matter?” 埃迪只觉局部地区一紧,脱口就是一声亲密互动,紧接着他想到了什么:“你说一同偷窃共生体是什么意思,我有做过这种事？” „Naturally.” “当然。” The Deadpool face revealed that the green fierce big face of leather whip, frightens Eddy to tremble. 死侍面部亮出皮鞭的绿色狰狞大脸,吓得埃迪又是一哆嗦。 He casts the vision that has same problem, said puzzled: „Waiter, since you were also parasited, why can also like this...... like this be active?” 他投去同病相怜的目光,不解道:“伙计,既然你也被寄生了,为什么还能这么……这么活跃？” Dibben wants saying that ‚stupid’, may look Deadpool has the blade to have the spear/gun, resolutely decides politely. 埃迪本想说‘沙雕’,可一看死侍有刀有枪,果断决定客气一点。 „We are different, I am perfect Host, does not have the sorrow of life.” “我们不一样,我是一个完美的宿主,不存在性命之忧。” Deadpool is very impolite said, the trivial symbiont, he does not know returned across many. 死侍很不客气说道,区区共生体而已,他已经不知道穿过多少回了。 To put on puts on, wants to take off/escape takes off/escapes, is always the symbiont hides from him to walk, when he has feared. 想穿就穿,想脱就脱,从来都是共生体躲着他走,他什么时候怕过。 stupid, is like this is self-confident! 沙雕,就是这么自信！ „But, but that side the life foundation what to do, they will send people to recycle the extraterrestrial parasite, the result do not die?” “可,可生命基金会那边怎么办,他们会派人来回收外星寄生虫,结果不还是要死？” „Boy, puts out you to break the Batman vertebra time the courage, you are Superman, these average people came unable to harm you again many.” “小子,拿出你打断蝙蝠侠脊椎时候的勇气,你已经是个超人了,那些普通人来再多也伤害不了你。” Deadpool is patting Eddy's shoulder, teaches him EXP as super hero. 死侍拍着埃迪的肩膀,传授他身为超级英雄的经验。 Luo Su looks at the brow straight wrinkle in the one side, stance that this receives the little brother, is prepares to win over Eddy to enter x especially...... the stupid commando? 罗素在一旁看得眉头直皱,这一副收小弟的架势,是准备拉拢埃迪进入x特……沙雕特攻队吗？ If so, can Eddy this generation of venom, turn into stupid? 如果是这样的话,埃迪这代毒液,会不会变成沙雕？ What, is Eddy stupid? 什么,埃迪本来就是一个沙雕？ That did not have the issue! 哦,那没问题了！ Deadpool loudly said saying that the full mouth saliva spurts in the mask, Eddy hears to nod again and again, felt that opened the front door of new world. 死侍大说特说,满口唾沫喷在面罩里,埃迪听得连连点头,感觉打开了新世界的大门。 Then, gate on sound. 然后,门就响了。 Bang bang bang- 嘭嘭嘭-- „The people of life foundation came, opens the door quickly, today Uncle Deadpool tells you, anything is called the super hero.” “生命基金会的人来了,快去开门,今天死侍大爷就告诉你,什么叫做超级英雄。” Then, Deadpool sees Eddy to instigate a quail likely, immediately taunted one, is walking the step of refusing to acknowledge family, before arriving at the gate . 说完,死侍见埃迪怂得像个鹌鹑,当即嘲讽一声,走着六亲不认的步子,来到门前。 Bang! 嘭！ „!!” “啊啊啊！！” A bullet across the wooden door, explodes the legume flower on the Deadpool forehead, nearby Eddy startled sound screamed, frightened to jump from the ground. 一颗子弹穿过木门,在死侍脑门上爆开豆花,旁边的埃迪惊声尖叫,吓得从地上跳了起来。 The front door was trampled by the violence, eight whole body black fellow admission, infrared on electric shock spear/gun sight aims at Eddy, Luo Su, Duan Xinlan. 大门被暴力踹开,八个满身黑的家伙入场,电击枪瞄准器上的红外线瞄准埃迪、罗素、段心兰。 Eddy: ( tt ) / 埃迪:(tt)/ He thought that Luo Su said right, tonight is his death anniversary, does not need to be worried that tomorrow will be the judgment day. 他觉得罗素说得对,今晚就是他的忌日,不用担心明天是不是世界末日。 Good, this month credit card bill did not use also! 太好了,这个月的信用卡账单不用还了！ „Is Eddy, you doing?” “埃迪,你在干什么？” „Raises hand.” “举手。” „Your behavior makes us seem like instigated very much!” “你的行为让我们看起来很怂！” „I do not have......” “我没有……” „You have!” “你有！” In the brain, the sound of venom resounds again, and controls both hands to put down. 脑子里,毒液的声音再次响起,并控制双手放下。 ( tt ) /...... / ( tt )...... ( tt ) /...... (tt)/……/(tt)……(tt)/…… Eddy struggles vigorously, seeks livehood to want intensely, the venom disturbs repeatedly, wants to save face at all costs. 埃迪极力挣扎,求生欲强烈,毒液屡次干扰,死要面子。 „Sufficed, just the taken spear/gun is pointing at time, hasn't your what said?” “够了,刚刚被拿枪指着的时候,你不也什么都没说吗？” Saw that opposite Men in Black complexion is bad, and exchanged the live ammunition, Eddy was angry immediately, thinks that the venom the double sign behavior was ignominious, opposite Men in Black also attached great importance to face-saving! 眼瞅着对面的黑衣人脸色不善,并换上了真枪实弹,埃迪当即大怒,认为毒液的双标行为是可耻的,对面的黑衣人也是要面子的！ „Shut up, that person different......” “闭嘴,那个人不一样……” The venom explained one witheringly, Luo Su can make his both hands lift up high, and fart did not have one, what qualifications but front these average people had, did they match? 毒液蔫巴巴解释一句,罗素可以让他双手高举,且屁都没有一个,但面前这些普通人有什么资格,他们配吗？ Saw that Eddy mud cannot hold the wall, the venom takes over control of his body directly, one group of dark mucuses extend the sharp claws, holds the front black clothes male to take shield, brandishing is one dozen seven. 眼瞅埃迪烂泥扶不上墙,毒液直接接管他的身体,一团黑乎乎的黏液延伸出利爪,抓住前方的黑衣男作为挡箭牌,抡起来就是一打七。 The short distance to venom monster, the firearms weapon is basically useless, not to mention the bullet hits the neutralization not to hit an effect, only the speed of venom, average person's nerve response cannot follow. 近距离对上毒液这种怪物,枪械武器基本没用,且不说子弹打中和没打中一个效果,单是毒液的速度,普通人的神经反应就跟不上。 After a gaudy operation, the venom puts to turn all black clothes male, discovered suddenly oneself stood near the gate. 一顿花里胡哨的操作过后,毒液放翻所有黑衣男,冷不丁发现自己站在了门边。 He looked at Luo Su secretly, felt that escapes the hope to be very big, whiz one ran not to have the shadow. 他偷偷瞄了眼罗素,感觉逃生希望很大,嗖一下跑了个没影。 In the building the sound of gunfire rings out, eight black clothes male set out, relate the life foundation headquarters, the video of taking down feeds, then lifts gun to aim at Luo Su and Duan Xinlan. 楼里枪声大作,八个黑衣男起身,联系生命基金会总部,将录下的视频传回,然后举枪对准罗素和段心兰。 Above gave the order, captures alive parasitic body Eddy, brings back to the parasitic body Deadpool corpse, processes Luo Su and Duan Xinlan. 上面给了命令,活捉寄生体埃迪,带回寄生体死侍的尸体,就地处理罗素和段心兰。 Without the means that the passer-by knows were too many. 没办法,路人知道的太多了。 Luo Su sits on the sofa calm, the finger lifts the point after several people: „Friendship reminded, some stupid installed to compel the failure, at present the grief and indignation wants certainly, you were in danger.” 罗素淡定坐在沙发上,指头抬起点向几人身后:“友情提醒,某个沙雕装逼失败,目前悲愤欲绝中,你们有生命危险。” The joke, you let come back I to turn head, do I seem like am so silly? 笑话,你让回头我就回头,我看起来有那么傻吗？ Several people of hearts despise, is wanting to deduct the trigger, suddenly the ear resounds rustle the sound, a green tentacle entangled in oneself nape of the neck. 几人心头鄙视,正欲扣下扳机,突然耳边响起簌簌声,一条绿色触手缠在了自己脖颈。 Cool. 凉凉的。 Next second, dizzy, the black clothes male whole body skeleton aches, then passed out quickly. 下一秒,天旋地转,黑衣男们全身骨骼作痛,很快便失去了知觉。 Deadpool red green stands on the scene, the back extends eight tentacles, each is hanging a black clothes male. 死侍一身红绿色站在场中,背后伸出八条触手,每一条都挂着一名黑衣男。 Handles this group of black clothes male, Deadpool mumbles is not venting, is listening to gradually the far motorcycle bellow, jumps to leap from the window jumps out, does not know where from looks for a pink small motor, pursued on like this. 搞定这帮黑衣男,死侍哼哼唧唧还不解气,听着渐远的机车轰鸣声,纵身一跃从窗口跳出,也不知从哪找来一辆粉色小摩托,就这么追了过去。 „Luo Su, can this time plot...... go through customs smoothly?” “罗素,这次的剧情……能顺利通关吗？” Duan Xinlan knits the brows slightly, suddenly are many Deadpool that a love causes trouble, the plot definitely meets the drift off. 段心兰微微皱眉,突然多出一个爱闹事的死侍,剧情肯定会跑偏。 She has had a question, Deadpool in Lord God world had to pass through the ability also even, why also had the beforehand memory, remembers that has made mission Luo Su? 她一直有个疑问,主神世界里的死侍拥有穿越能力也就算了,为什么还拥有之前的记忆,记得做过任务的罗素？ The female Superman squad has also had plot character who repeats Mission World, from the start no one remembers who they are! 女超人小队也有过重复任务世界的剧情人物,压根就没人记得她们是谁！