The issue is very serious. 问题很严重。 Duan Xinlan thought that Lord God has the issue, Deadpool and Luo Su have the issue, even this world has the issue. 段心兰觉得主神有问题,死侍和罗素也有问题,甚至这个世界都有问题。 „What are you thinking?” “你在想什么呢？” The ear broadcast the Luo Su sound, Duan Xinlan hits to tremble fiercely, lifts both eyes that the eyebrow saw to narrow slightly, only thought the abnormal risk. 耳边传来罗素的声音,段心兰猛地打了个寒颤,抬眉看到微微眯起的双目,只觉异常危险。 Moreover, good evil look...... 另外,好邪恶的眼神…… Good to like! 好喜欢！ Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Said, he really could not deal with this type. 讲真,他真应付不来这种类型的。 „Do not be in a daze, we pursue the venom.” “别发傻了,我们去追毒液。” Luo Su lifts the hand to wield, the room wall splits the fragment powder automatically, he embraces nearby slender waist, the direct impact upper air goes. 罗素抬手一挥,房间墙壁自动分裂成齑粉,他揽住旁边的纤腰,直冲高空而去。 Had not planned this, the combination that but the eyeglasses work place installs broke the rules. 原本没打算这样,但眼镜职场装的组合太犯规了。 Decides, after going back, looks for female Superman X2 to try, perhaps that side Olympus also good, Marvel world, there affirmation. 打定主意,回去之后就找女超人X2试试,或许奥林匹斯那边也行,还有漫威世界,那里肯定可以。 ...... …… After a series of intense exciting car races pound the funds, Eddy who the venom takes possession cast off Pursuer of life foundation, for a while in the abdomen the hunger, gnawed a black clothes male head while convenient. 在一连串紧张刺激的飙车砸经费后,毒液附身的埃迪甩开了生命基金会的追击者,一时腹中饥饿,顺便啃掉了一名黑衣男的脑袋。 The rampant car race in urban district, brings in the strong resentment of San Francisco Police authorities, more than ten police besiege and pursue to block off. 市区内的嚣张飙车,引来旧金山市警局的强烈不满,十余辆警察围追堵截。 Hitting to destroy the person to be good, is not good the wound to the police. 打打坏人还行,伤到警察就不好了。 Eddy is not willing to turn into the from head to tail bastard, strives for the control of body forcefully, leaps plunges into the bay, swam nearby wharf. 埃迪不愿变成彻头彻尾的混蛋,强行争夺身体的控制权,一跃跳入海湾,游到了附近的码头。 „Damn, today actually what's the matter......” “该死,今天究竟是怎么回事……” The venom like a super hero of clothing / villain uniform, Eddy climbs up the shore momentarily dripping wet, pours pants for breath under a telephone pole. 毒液如同一件随时着装的超级英雄/反派制服,埃迪湿淋淋爬上岸,倒在一根电线杆下喘息。 Short one evening, too many thrilling stimulation made his heartbeat accelerate, was lifelong unforgettable. 短短一个晚上,太多惊险刺激令他心跳加速,终身难忘。 Crash-bang!! 哗啦啦！！ One group dark, sticks not to draw several liquids to gush out from the shoulder blade spot, changes to the big mouth fierce face, looks fierce to look at each other with Eddy. 一团黑乎乎、粘不拉几的液体从肩胛骨部位涌出,化作成血盆大口的狰狞面孔,龇牙咧嘴和埃迪对视。 Is looking at the close devil, particularly that pale evil different eye, Eddy cannot bear blow out a swearing. 望着近在咫尺的恶魔,尤其是那双惨白的邪异眼睛,埃迪忍不住爆出一句粗口。 „Actually your is TM what thing?” “你TM究竟是个什么东西？” „I called the venom, the present is the master of your body.” “我叫毒液,现在是你身体的主人。” „You...... you just......” “你……你刚刚……” Eddy complexion was ugly, lifts the hand to gesticulate, in the abdomen overwhelming: „You just used my body, gnawed a head of person.” 埃迪脸色难看,抬手比划了一下,腹中翻江倒海:“你刚刚用我的身体,把一个人的脑袋啃了下来。” „I need to supplement the physical strength, and......” “我需要补充体力,而且……” The venom narrows the eye, Yin said with a smile narrowly: „Flavor is good, not?” 毒液眯起眼睛,阴仄仄笑道:“味道不错,不是吗？” „Vomits! Vomits-” “呕！呕呕--” Eddy opens instantaneously spits, retches, even if he points at inserts the throat, anything cannot spit. 埃迪瞬间开吐,干呕,哪怕他手指插进喉咙,也什么都吐不出来。 Obviously, is been clean by the venom digestion. 显然,已经被毒液消化干净了。 „Is listening to Eddy, now you are my possession, wants to maintain a livelihood, wants to make me leave your body, must help me complete a matter.” “听着埃迪,现在你是我的所有物,想活命,想让我离开你的身体,就必须帮我完成一件事。” Venom sinking sound said: „Life foundation will have Rocket to lift off in the near future, I want you to make contact with that space ship, leading me to leave Earth.” 毒液沉声道:“生命基金会近期会有一艘火箭升空,我要你搭上那艘太空船,带我离开地球。” Eddy heard that the word complexion changes suddenly, in the mind has fluttered a series of pictures, was tormented by the Hollywood blockbuster, similar alien invaded the good play of Earth he to see too. 埃迪闻言脸色骤变,脑海中飘过一连串画面,饱受好莱坞大片荼毒,类似外星人入侵地球的好戏他见太多了。 Rocket departs the outer space, the spaceship arrives in the venom the den, more symbionts enter Earth by this, then reproduction, aggression and slaughter...... 火箭飞出太空,飞船抵达毒液的老巢,更多的共生体以此进入地球,而后繁殖、侵略、屠杀…… „Eddy, you wants is too many!” “埃迪,你想太多了！” The venom said ill-humoredly: „We are the relations of paragenesis, I in your brain, you think that what I know.” 毒液没好气道:“我们是共生的关系,我就在你的脑子里,你想什么我都知道。” „This is unfair, you know that I am thinking anything, but I actually do not know that you are thinking anything.” “这不公平,你知道我在想什么,而我却不知道你在想什么。” Eddy low voice BB, does not have other meaning, the mouth is quicker than the brain, time that wants to stop without enough time, had said simply completely. 埃迪小声BB,没别的意思,嘴巴比脑子快,想停下来的时候已经来不及,索性全部说了出来。 „From the beginning indeed this plans, we arrive at this star, to seek Host of paragenesis, as well as fresh food.” “一开始的确是有这种打算,我们来到这颗星球,为的是寻求共生的宿主,以及新鲜的食物。” No matter the venom Eddy complexion is ugly , to continue saying: „Human meets these two requirements, not only can be Host, and can be food, this planet is simply perfect.” 毒液不管埃迪脸色难看,继续说道:“人类符合这两点要求,既能作为宿主,又能作为食物,这颗行星简直完美。” „Therefore, I am absolutely impossible......, discussed again, how did you feel the chocolate?” “所以,我是绝对不可能……要不,再商量一下吧,你觉得巧克力怎么样？” Looked straight ahead the venom the big mouth, Eddy does not have instigation of temperament very much. 直视毒液的血盆大口,埃迪很没脾气的怂了。 Does not lose face, in any case the first time was not! 不丢人,反正也不是第一次了！ „Did not need to discuss, although this star delicacy, but was too dangerous, I do not want to remain, I must leave here.” “不用商量了,这颗星球虽然美味,但太危险了,我不想留下来,我要离开这里。” „, I misunderstood......” “呃,我是不是听错了……” Eddy pulled out the ear, the probe said: „You were afraid, is afraid the agent of that mysterious department?” 埃迪掏了掏耳朵,试探道:“你害怕了,害怕那个神秘部门的特工？” The venom long time has not spoken, possibly default. 毒液半晌没说话,可能是默认了。 „Hehehe......” “嘿嘿嘿……” Eddy happily smiles to make noise, delighted at heart delicious, how the alien, has not trembled before the earthman. 埃迪得意笑出声,眉飞色舞心里美滋滋的,外星人又怎样,还不是在地球人面前瑟瑟发抖。 Although he is instigates the goods, but with is the earthman, with having the glory, expressed proudly. 虽然他是个怂货,但同为地球人,与有荣焉,深表自豪。 „Roar roar roar-” “吼吼吼--” The venom does not have the face very much, roared, the roar results in Eddy little darling to sit, this continued saying: „You do not understand, the fellow at all is not human, he even is not a conventional life body.” 毒液很没面子,咆哮一声,吼得埃迪乖乖坐好,这才继续说道:“你不懂,那家伙根本不是人类,他甚至不是一个常规生命体。” „What?” “啥？” „That man is I have seen the highest Rank life, with the earthman at all in a dimension, Eddy, he is not only and you grows very much looks like!” “那个男人是我见过最高等级的生命,和地球人根本不在一个维度,埃迪,他只是和你们长得很像罢了！” Venom cloudy say/way: „Makes an analogy, you are human, he is gods, understood?” 毒液阴沉沉道:“打个比喻,你是人类,他是神明,懂了吗？” „......” “呃……” Eddy does not understand very much, blinks saying: „Since his like this is fierce, why you don't choose him as Host?” 埃迪不是很懂,眨眨眼道:“既然他这么厉害,为什么你不选择他作为宿主？” „Don't be a fool, you thought that he can need me, thought that he does need a pet?” “别傻了,你觉得他会需要我,还是觉得他需要一个宠物？” Poisonous fluid cooling snort/hum: „Truth has told you, no matter you use what means that must mount that Rocket, I must leave this star......” 毒液冷哼一声:“实话已经告诉你了,不管你用什么办法,都要登上那艘火箭,我要离开这颗星球……” „Otherwise, I ate you!” “不然,我就吃了你！” „......” “……” Was surprised to know that the threat of venom, Eddy swallowed a saliva fiercely, then raised the hand refers to venom behind bay. 惊闻毒液的威胁,埃迪猛地咽了口唾沫,而后抬手指向毒液身后的海湾。 Mouth that the latter opens one crooked, turned the head to see the Luo Su float water surface floated, calmly landed on the ground. 后者张大的嘴巴一歪,转头就看到了罗素悬浮水面飘来,静静降落在地面。 Venom anything does not dare saying that anything may I ask, enters Eddy within the body honestly. 毒液啥也不敢说,啥也不敢问,老老实实钻进埃迪体内。 „Senior official, I must report, has the alien to invade Earth, but also wants to regard the reserve food human.” “长官,我要举报,有外星人想要入侵地球,还想把人类当成储备食材。” Saw Luo Su, Eddy's courage inflated instantaneously, before gathering up . 看到罗素,埃迪的胆子瞬间就膨胀了,屁颠屁颠凑上前。 „I know, just heard.” “我知道,刚刚都听见了。” Luo Su looked: „Right, did you see Deadpool?” 罗素四下看了看:“对了,你看到死侍了吗？” „, No.” “呃,没有。” „Ok, without , there would be no.” “算了,没了就没了。” Luo Su one, has lifted the hand to loosen from the Duan Xinlan waist in a tone with, was pressed. 罗素一语带过,抬手从段心兰腰上松开,然后又被按了回去。 Three lets Xuzhou with Tao modest, Liu Huangshu does not depend on to be the same, after three times, Luo Su gave up struggling senselessly. 就和陶谦三让徐州,刘皇叔死活不依一样,三次之后,罗素放弃了无谓挣扎。 Hugs a waist, big matter, he before also Ying Yingying, when the flight item has ridden! 搂个腰而已,多大点事,他以前还把英樱樱当飞行道具骑过呢！ „Senior official, invades Earth about the alien......” “长官,关于外星人入侵地球……” „Relieved, during all in we control.” “安心,一切都在我们控制之中。” Luo Su patted Eddy's shoulder, talks bureaucratese saying: „Some things I did not facilitate saying that you cannot know, I can only like this tell you, Earth was not the doing as one pleases place, was not these aliens wants to come to come to walk walks.” 罗素拍了拍埃迪的肩膀,打着官腔道:“有些事情我不方便说,你也不能知道,我只能这么告诉你,地球不是任人摆布的地方,更不是这些外星人想来就来想走就走的。” „Senior official said is!” “长官说得是！” Eddy enforces to nod, hears these words, he is proud as the earthman extremely...... 埃迪严肃点头,听到这句话,他身为地球人无比自豪…… Do wait/etc, what meaning want to walk not to give is? 等等,想走不给走是什么意思？ If the venom does not walk, he what to do? 毒液要是不走,他怎么办？ Eddy is instantaneously streaming with sweat, the sole board whiz whiz fills the cold wind upwardly: „Senior official, does the extraterrestrial parasite in my body, how you plan to process?” 埃迪瞬间汗流浃背,脚底板嗖嗖向上灌冷风:“长官,我身体里的外星寄生虫,你打算怎么处理？” „After you died, separately recycling.” “等你死了之后,另行回收。” Eddy: ( A ) 埃迪:(A) The good standard reply, he discovered that oneself had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly. 好标准的回答,他发现自己竟无言以对。 „Hehehe!!” “嘿嘿嘿！！” The sinister smile sound of venom gets up, only then a Eddy person can hear: „Told you a good news, I will make you exactly very long am very long.” 毒液的阴笑声响起,只有埃迪一个人能听到:“告诉你一个好消息,我会让你活很久很久。” „Senior official, that alien threatens me, said that lets my long life.” “长官,那个外星人威胁我,说让我长命百岁。” „That definitely cannot, you misunderstand.” “那肯定不能,你听错了。” The Luo Su good words persuaded, making Eddy should not be too depressed: „Took possession by this thing, the Host gene will be only getting stronger and stronger, your life span incessantly 100 years.” 罗素好言相劝,让埃迪不要太沮丧:“被这玩意附体,宿主的基因只会越来越强,你的寿命远不止一百年。” Eddy hears word sadly from the heart, living for a long time indeed is a good deed, but he just reported the venom, the later day can be imagined. 埃迪闻言悲从心来,活得久的确是一件好事,可他刚刚才举报完毒液,以后的日子可想而知。 Has had no way! 没法过了！ To hold the thigh not to hug, but also offended the venom in within the body, Eddy only thinks that the whole person is not good. 想抱大腿没抱到,还得罪了体内的毒液,埃迪只觉整个人都不好了。 Does not understand that is he does not indicate clearly, Luo Su pretends unable to understand intentionally. 不明白是他表述不清楚,还是罗素故意装作听不懂。 „Right, according to the reliable information that the informer provided, this time arrived at the symbiont of Earth altogether to have four with the spaceship.” “对了,根据线人提供的可靠情报,这次随着飞船降临地球的共生体一共有四个。” Luo Su said seriously: „Besides life foundation acquired three, at-large has not been caught, its name is...... the riot.” 罗素一本正经道:“除了生命基金会捕获到的三个,还有一名在逃尚未落网,它的名字叫做……暴乱。” The voice falls, the venom of Eddy within the body shook shaking instantaneously. 话音落下,埃迪体内的毒液瞬间抖了抖。 In the cartoon, the riot is the direct line descendant of venom, has compared with a venom stronger ability. 漫画中,暴乱是毒液的直系后代,拥有比毒液更强大的能力。 The movie modifies this setting, the riot became and venom uninterested independent symbiont. 电影对这一设定做出修改,暴乱成了和毒液毫无关系的独立共生体。 Moreover, the riot in the symbiont society, the useful pivotal position, is a real power leader, raises the arm shouts, the little brother surpasses 1 million. 不仅如此,暴乱在共生体社会中,有用举足轻重的地位,是一名实权领袖,振臂一呼,小弟超过百万。 Accordingly, the venom turned into the from head to tail to rub Chinese zither, just like Eddy, lives is failed. 相应的,毒液变成了彻头彻尾的撸瑟,和埃迪一样,活得都很失败。 In the movie, the venom prevents the riot to return to the outer space spontaneously, and leads the symbiont army to invade Earth , because he lives very much in Earth moistens, does not want to live happily is disrupted. 电影里,毒液自发阻止暴乱返回太空,并带领共生体大军入侵地球,就是因为他在地球活得很滋润,不想美好的生活就此被打乱。 Moreover, because the substitution feeling is intense, it also very likes Eddy. 而且,因为代入感强烈,它也挺喜欢埃迪。 Starts Kiirikki air/Qi the plot to here, for example the venom takes possession ex-girlfriend, gave Eddy a long kiss. 剧情到这里开始基里基气的,比如毒液附身前女友,给了埃迪一个长吻。 Let the person unable to distinguish clearly is the venom kissed Eddy, ex-girlfriend kissed Eddy, straightforwardly...... 让人分不清是毒液吻了埃迪,还是前女友吻了埃迪,更直白一点…… Whose is TM a leading lady? 到底谁TM才是女主角？ Eddy? 埃迪吗？ Luo Su believes that the venom likes Eddy being not accidental, two people all day lost/carrying distance chatty in the same place, sooner or later frictional heat, therefore never has the venom the idea of its within the body taking out. 罗素相信毒液喜欢上埃迪并非偶然,两人整天负距离腻歪在一起,迟早会摩擦生热,所以从未有将毒液从其体内取出的想法。 „If the riot returns to the outer space, can definitely bring one crowd of symbionts to invade Earth, this is not I wants to see......” “如果暴乱返回外太空,肯定会带着一群共生体入侵地球,这不是我想看到的……” Speaking of this, Luo Su calms down, then looks to Eddy: „Do you two feel?” 说到这,罗素定定神,而后望向埃迪:“你们两个觉得呢？” Eddy: The senior official said is reasonable! 埃迪:长官说得很有道理！ Venom: You show muscle in front of the riot, it had no idea. 毒液:你在暴乱面前秀一下肌肉,它就没啥想法了。 „After matter becomes, I will issue the legal identity of honor earthman to an extraterrestrial life, at the appointed time it can keep Earth to be the life winner, does not need to return to the outer space to become the little brother again, will not be killed by me.” “事成之后,我会给一个外星生命颁发荣誉地球人的合法身份,届时它就能留在地球做个人生赢家,不用再返回外太空给人当小弟,更不会被我弄死。” „Senior official!” “长官！” The venom flutters Eddy within the body, the serious face said: „I must report, here has the alien to invade the important intelligence of Earth.” 毒液飘出埃迪体内,严肃脸道:“我要举报,我这里有外星人入侵地球的重要情报。” „Aiya, your little thing comes to understand very high!” “哎呀,你这个小东西觉悟很高嘛！” ----- ----- Pushing...... 推…… Good, does not install, offers sacrifices a book- various day of main road sects! 好吧,不装了,献祭一本书-诸天大道宗！ The author live thief is good, does not believe to try. 作者活贼好,不信去试试。