Two people who slide secretly respectively are Dr. Dora of life foundation, as well as goes down in the world reporter Eddy Broke. 偷偷溜进来的两人分别是生命基金会的朵拉博士,以及落魄记者埃迪・布洛克。 Dr. Dora is the senior research fellow who the life foundation hired, the important member in special team, signed the secret treaty, was familiar with all research projects of extraterrestrial symbiont. 朵拉博士是生命基金会聘请的高级研究员,专项团队中的重要成员,签署了秘密协议,对外星共生体的一切研究项目了如指掌。 Included the human experiment. 这其中,就包括了人体实验。 The tramps of large quantities of nobody will ask die of the symbiont during is incompatible, but the life foundation high level ignores, is not only not serious the human life, but also intensifies the effort to continue to conduct the cruel experiment. 大批无人问津的流浪汉死于共生体的不兼容之中,而生命基金会高层置若罔闻,不仅不把人命当回事,还加大力度继续进行残忍的实验。 Dr. Dora is unable to accept, because of the agreement, she has no way to reveal on own initiative, then looks to be unemployed specially reporter Eddy Broke. 朵拉博士无法接受,但因为协议,她没法主动揭穿,便特意找来失业中的记者埃迪・布洛克。 The person of Eddy Broke supposes is very interesting, old version 【Spider-Man 3】 In reporter is he, is doomed to have indissoluble bond with the venom. 埃迪・布洛克的人设很有意思,老版【蜘蛛侠三】里的记者就是他,和毒液注定有不解之缘。 In the cartoon, he also with Peter Parker is a sworn enemy, will meet each time will attack brutally. 漫画中,他也和彼得・帕克是死对头,每次见面都会大打出手。 In 【Venom: Fatal protector】 In the plot, Eddy lived in New York, because of the message source mistake, mistakenly recognized the suspect, was expelled New York discredited. 在【毒液:致命守护者】的剧情里,埃迪原本居住在纽约,因为情报来源错误,错认了犯罪嫌疑人,声名狼藉被赶出了纽约。 The specific reason had not related in detail in the movie, may think 【Spider-Man 3】, Makes the person unable to bear think. 具体原因在电影中没有细说,可一想到【蜘蛛侠三】,就让人忍不住浮想联翩。 In brief, Eddy Broke does not like Peter Parker, venom repugnant Spider-Man, when both coincide, confronts Spider-Man, because of the hatred battle efficiency will turn time. 总之,埃迪・布洛克不喜欢彼得・帕克,毒液讨厌蜘蛛侠,两者相合,对阵蜘蛛侠时,因仇恨战斗力会翻倍。 First no matter the cartoon and old version movie, said only 【Venom: Fatal protector】 In Eddy Broke, he is an intention is just, very contradictory reporter. 先不管漫画和老版电影,单说【毒液:致命守护者】里的埃迪・布洛克,他是个心怀正义,又十分矛盾的记者。 Said that he instigated, facing the big plot of capitalist, he dares to expose the fact, tears down their false masks face to face. 说他怂吧,面对资本家的大阴谋,他敢于揭露事实,当面撕下他们虚伪的面具。 Said that he is brave, facing each other sound is too big in the evening, quarrels he all night to lose sleep all night, does not dare to knock on a door obstinately. 说他勇敢吧,对门晚上音响太大,吵得他整宿整宿失眠,愣是不敢去敲门。 A superficial fearless person, faces directly the threat second of time to instigate, but also some unfeelings are suave, is the portrayal of modern youth. 一个表面无所畏惧的人,直面威胁时秒怂,还有些不通人情世故,是当代年轻人的写照。 Eddy is willing to come to the laboratory, the primary cause is the recent livelihood is difficult, the urgently needed flash news returns to the media circle. 埃迪愿意来实验室,主要原因是最近生计困难,急需一个大新闻重归媒体圈。 The reason of unemployment is very simple, his love to the girlfriend of engagement is the legal counsel of life foundation, peeps the screen girlfriend computer one time, discovered that dirty/small error of human experiment, then pressed for an answer the high level during the interview, did the opposite party very much not to have the face. 失业的原因很简单,他恩爱到订婚的女友是生命基金会的法律顾问,一次窥屏女友电脑,发现人体实验的龌蹉,便在采访时逼问高层,搞得对方很没面子。 Under the steamroll of capital, Eddy lost the work, San Francisco all media is not willing to admit him, went down in the world to swipe the tray repayment credit card. 在资本的碾压下,埃迪丢了工作,旧金山所有媒体都不愿接纳他,落魄到去刷盘子偿还信用卡。 The fiancee girlfriend also therefore lost the work, threw the ring directly and he bids good-bye. 未婚妻女友也因此丢了工作,直接扔了戒指和他分手。 Said , the behavior that this matter has really not been able to blame the girlfriend unfeeling, Eddy disliked the person, with sold the girlfriend directly, when the stepping-stone of enterprise has not missed. 讲真,这事还真不能怪女友绝情,埃迪的行为太膈应人了,和直接把女友卖了当事业的垫脚石没差。 Eddy does not have a thing in the world, the nature is fearless, Dr. Dora a telephone, then rushed to the laboratory. 埃迪一无所有,自然无所畏惧,朵拉博士一个电话,便屁颠屁颠跑到了实验室。 Throws the goal of eliminating the retaliation, Eddy this time illegally sneaks, generally speaking just. 抛除打击报复的目的,埃迪这次非法潜入,总体上来说还是正义的。 Is fair, is illegal! 合情合理,就是不合法！ Therefore he had bad luck, just shoved open two gates, the front surface is held the face by the black colloid that one group mounts to stick. 所以他倒霉了,刚推开两层门,迎面就被一团黏糊的黑色胶体抱脸。 The red scissors foot straight fork that for sometime has not taken a bath comes, Eddy headshot, stupor beforehand only feeling...... 紧接着,有段时间没洗澡的红色剪刀脚直叉而来,埃迪惨遭爆头,昏迷之前唯一的感觉…… On face fat, as if hit anything! 脸上肉乎乎的,似乎撞到了什么东西！ Very smelly! 很臭！ „Damn, my venom is small! Why like this, this fellow is who!!!” “该死,我的毒液小可怜！为什么会这样,这个家伙是谁啊！！！” Eddy being sprawled horizontal lying down ground, Deadpool sits on his face, devastates Eddy reckless Zhalian who with the crotch furiously. 埃迪四仰八叉横躺地面,死侍一屁股坐在他脸上,奋力用胯下蹂躏埃迪的胡渣脸。 The boiled duck flew, even white cheap passer-by, Deadpool can be imagined depressed. 煮熟的鸭子飞了,平白便宜路人,死侍的郁闷可想而知。 Sits, the style starts is not right. 坐着坐着,画风就开始不对了。 From the beginning gives vent to indignation, suddenly came the feeling, then...... 一开始是泄愤,突然来了感觉,然后…… Bang! 嘭！ A Luo Su spear/gun hits Deadpool that explodes mumbles, is covering the face speechless, nearby Duan Xinlan corners of the mouth tic. 罗素一枪打爆哼哼唧唧的死侍,无语捂着脸,旁边的段心兰嘴角直抽抽。 Deadpool is she has seen the worst plot character, this person can have the independent film unexpectedly, but also super high-grossing, will also have the trilogy, the heaven does not have the eye simply. 死侍是她见过最恶俗的剧情人物,这种人居然能有独立电影,还超级卖座,还会有三部曲,简直苍天无眼。 Deadpool: Eye! What eye? 死侍:眼！什么眼？ „Do these two fellows, how you prepare to process?” “这两个家伙,你准备怎么处理？” Duan Xinlan referred to the ground, Eddy sat the dizzy by Deadpool, at present by Deadpool ‚corpse’ is riding, the one side was splashed a face by the legume flower, Dr. Dora who successfully completed the supercilious look stupor. 段心兰指了指地上,埃迪被死侍一屁股坐晕,目前正被死侍的‘尸体’骑着,一旁是被豆花溅了一脸,成功完成白眼昏迷的朵拉博士。 „Makes me come, I must hit two!” “让我来,我要打两个！” The Deadpool self-recovery finished, sets out to start to solve own belt, is the preparation teaches two people evidently. 死侍自愈完毕,起身开始解自己的裤腰带,看样子是准备将两人都教训一遍。 ! 咔嚓！ Hears rear ‚the headshot warning’, he makes a great effort resentfully, the second changes the super heroic style, said seriously: „This goods are Eddy Broke, fellow who walked dog deng transporting, because 【Deadpool】 High-grossing applauds, the anti-hero theme movie was hounded again, had own independent film......” 听到后方的‘爆头警告’,他悻悻勒紧裤腰带,秒变超级英雄画风,严肃道:“这货是埃迪・布洛克,一个走了狗屎运的家伙,因为【死侍】的卖座又叫好,反英雄题材电影再度受到追捧,才有了自己的独立电影……” „To put it bluntly, rubbed Uncle Deadpool current capacity, without me , there would be no him!” “说白了,还是蹭了死侍大爷的流量,没有我就没有他！” „Said, 【Venom: Fatal protector】 This movie passed rottenly, plagiarizes Uncle Deadpool pattern, definitely is throws the street goods.” “讲真的,【毒液:致命守护者】这部电影烂透了,要不是抄袭死侍大爷的模式,肯定是个扑街货。” „With Canadian 【Green Lantern】 Same, right?” “就跟加拿大人的【绿灯侠】一样,是吗？” Luo Su makes up one spookily, makes Deadpool fall into instantaneously unbendingly, whispered to squat side depressed. 罗素幽幽补上一句,瞬间让死侍陷入僵直,嘀嘀咕咕蹲到旁边郁闷去了。 „Do not violate two, the venom did not have also to have the leather whip, you also said that this fellow ability was good.” “别犯二了,毒液没了还有皮鞭,你也说了,这家伙能力不错。” „Does not want, only then the father can be joined to Uncle Deadpool, the leather whip is a son, I am not rare!” “不要,只有爸爸才配得上死侍大爷,皮鞭就是一个儿子,我才不稀罕呢！” „But this is the movie, is not the cartoon.” “但这是电影,不是漫画。” „......” “……” Persuaded in the Luo Su good words, finally lifted gun under the threat, Deadpool broke out the glass door of insulated chamber reluctant, will be blue the belt/bring green symbiont set on oneself. 在罗素好言相劝,最后举枪威胁之下,死侍不情不愿劈开隔离室的玻璃门,将蓝中带绿的共生体套在了自己身上。 In a flash, image big change of Deadpool. 一瞬间,死侍的形象大变。 Except the symbiont symbolic fang big mouth, and pale big eye, the main change manifests in his body. 除去共生体标志性的獠牙大口,以及苍白的大眼睛,主要变化体现在他的身躯上。 It is red colorful with green uniform vulgarly, in addition the Deadpool outstanding stupid makings, are ugly make one unable to look straight ahead. 红配绿的制服无比艳俗,加之死侍卓尔不群的沙雕气质,丑得令人无法直视。 „What kind of, is very graceful?” “怎么样,是不是很帅？” „Also, but also ok!” “还,还行吧！” Luo Su waves, scatters the air/Qi of stupid heads on, catches up with it to the Duan Xinlan position. 罗素挥挥手,驱散扑面而来的沙雕之气,将其赶向段心兰的位置。 Three groups of extraterrestrial symbionts died one group, the remaining two groups were all taken away by the intruder, does not need to want also to know, tomorrow the life foundation will certainly explode overturns the heavens. 三团外星共生体死了一团,剩下两团全被入侵者拿走,不用想也知道,明天生命基金会一定会炸翻天。 Luo Su deliberately considered, the mind reading deletion increase remembers, the electromagnetic force revises various monitoring and electronic device record, and Duan Xinlan made the perfect alibi for oneself. 罗素寻思了一下,心灵感应删减添加记忆,电磁力修改各类监控和电子设备记录,为自己和段心兰制造了完美的不在场证明。 First, Dr. Dora at home, has not come to the laboratory tonight, no one has no evidence to indicate that she has appeared. 首先,朵拉博士今晚一直在家,没有现身过实验室,也没有人没有任何证据可以表明她出现过。 Next, the monitoring picture is clear, two groups of symbionts respectively steal away by Deadpool and Eddy. 其次,监控画面清清楚楚,两团共生体分别被死侍和埃迪偷走。 Deadpool sneaks from the ventilation duct, runs into Eddy who sneaks photographs surreptitiously, both side seven, divided equally two groups of symbionts. 死侍从通风管潜入,遇到潜入偷拍的埃迪,二一添作五,平分了两团共生体。 Later, Deadpool was towing Eddy nothing more to be said that goes out of the laboratory with Luo Su and Duan Xinlan frankly and uprightly, was regarded the transparent person, an interrogation does not have. 之后就没啥好说的了,死侍拖着埃迪,和罗素、段心兰正大光明走出实验室,被当成透明人,一次盘问都没有。 „Waiter, how do you achieve?” “伙计,你是怎么做到的？” „I have the stock!” “我有股份！” „Really?” “真的？” „Naturally, later has any expenses in this world, reported my name directly, the Luo Su shareholder of life foundation, wrapping your audience was free.” “当然,以后在这个世界有啥开销,直接报我的名字,生命基金会的罗素股东,包你全场免费。” „You deceive me, is right?” “你又骗我,对不对？” „Wade, the speech wants to be reasonable, you do not try, how to know that I am deceiving you?” “韦德,说话要讲道理,你不试试,怎么知道我在骗你？” „Reasonable.” “有道理。” ...... …… Next day, Eddy wakes up ignorantly, discovered oneself are lying down in home on the bed. 第二天,埃迪浑浑噩噩醒来,发现自己正躺在家中大床上。 He is awakes hungrily, the headache wants to crack, but also follows high fever as well as heartbeat disorder and other symptoms. 他是饿醒的,头疼欲裂,还伴随高烧以及心跳紊乱等症状。 After a crazy sweeping refrigerator, his whole person soaks in the ice water of bathtub, recalled last night memory diligently. 在一阵疯狂扫荡冰箱之后,他整个人泡在浴缸的冰水里,努力回忆昨晚的记忆。 Have achieved nothing! 一无所获！ Remembers vaguely entered the laboratory, then by two groups of shadow attacks, one black one red...... 依稀记得进入了实验室,然后被两团阴影袭击,一黑一红…… „What's the matter, what sent what, was I comes back?” “怎么回事,发什么了什么,是我自己回来的？” Eddy racks brains unable to think, the bass who in the mind jumps out of the warning suddenly, making him think that oneself resulted in the schizophrenia: „Ended, I was infected evidently.” 埃迪绞尽脑汁都想不出来,脑海中突然跳出警告的男低音,让他以为自己得了精神分裂:“完了,看样子我是被感染了。” A telephone hits to Dr. Dora, obtains ‚you are sick’ reply, Eddy hangs up the telephone depressed, does not know the following what course to follow. 一个电话打给朵拉博士,得到‘你丫有病’的回复,埃迪郁闷挂断电话,不知接下来何去何从。 The secret sneaks the laboratory, finally any evidence has not patted ; 秘密潜入实验室,结果啥证据都没拍到; A sleep/felt wakes up the discovery person in home, but also infected the extraterrestrial virus, in the brain buzzes, always has a sound to make him hurry to run ; 一觉醒来发现人在家中,还感染了外星病毒,脑子里嗡嗡作响,老有个声音让他赶紧跑; Called the companion, Dr. Dora said that anything does not know, last night continuously in home ( 3 []...... 打电话给同伴,朵拉博士却说啥也不知道,昨晚一直在家]…… Eddy whole person quickly was despondent! 埃迪整个人都快抑郁了！ The critical moment, he thinks losing contact ex-girlfriend, a telephone hit, wants to depend upon taking advantage of its warm mind/bosom. 关键时刻,他想到了失联的前女友,一个电话打了过去,想借其温暖的胸怀依靠一下。 Finally is very bad, ex-girlfriend has the present boyfriend, the warm mind/bosom was being depended on, without his position. 结果很糟,前女友已经有了现男友,温暖的胸怀正被靠着,没他的位置。 Has the bad news naturally also to have the good news, presently the boyfriend mister is a doctor, the moral behavior is very perfect, does not haggle over the status of Eddy predecessor, makes him to go to the hospital to inspect free. 有坏消息自然也有好消息,现男友先生是一名医生,人品十分过硬,不计较埃迪前任的身份,约他去医院免费检查。 ...... …… In the evening, a face unlucky Eddy goes home, presently the boyfriend is perfect, grows gracefully, sympathizes richly and gently, making his predecessor shameful, words saying that is not agile. 晚上,一脸晦气的埃迪回到家中,现男友完美无缺,长得帅、有钱、温柔体贴,让他这个前任无地自容,话都说不利索了。 After bidding good-bye, the ex-girlfriend easy life moistens, but under his actually every situation day, did not wash the toilet to wash dishes. 分手之后,前女友小日子更滋润,而他却每况日下,不是洗马桶就是洗碗。 More is more depressed! 越想越郁闷！ Bang bang bang! 嘭嘭嘭！ The knock suddenly resounds, Eddy prayed that surely maybe landlord, in his pouch is incapable of paying the house rent shyly. 敲门声突然响起,埃迪祈祷千万别是房东,他囊中羞涩无力支付房租。 „No, cannot open the door, we will die.” “不,不能去开门,我们会死的。” „What?” “啥？” The sound in mind resounds again, Eddy some be used to it, has only worked as the schizophrenia, disregards must open the door. 脑海中的声音再次响起,埃迪已经有些习惯了,只当自己精神分裂,不管不顾就要开门。 Finally, arrives at the gate time, his body is uncontrolled, insists has no way to twist off the door knob for a long time. 结果,走到门边的时候,他身躯不受控制,坚持许久就是没法拧开门把手。 ! 咔嚓！ The locked on the other side door opens, Deadpool wears enchanting uniform, is supporting the doorframe single-handedly, ignites the chin single-handedly, the S curve makes one sick. 反锁的房门自行打开,死侍身着妖娆制服,一手撑着门框,一手点着下巴,s型曲线令人作呕。 „Room service that hello/you good, Eddy, you want.” “你好,埃迪,你要的客房服务。” ! 啪！ A dull thumping sound, behind the Deadpool buttocks suffered a foot, the whole person non-stop flew, the head inserted opposite in the room closet. 一声闷响,死侍屁股后面挨了一脚,整个人直飞而出,脑袋插进房间对面的壁橱里。 „Hello, Eddy...... also has health/guard dragon, two being together how?” “你好,埃迪……还有卫龙,两位相处的怎么样？” Luo Su of black suit enters the gate, the similar occupation with Duan Xinlan that installs, the list ponytail black frame eyeglasses, does not violate in the starry eyed situation, indeed is a big beautiful woman. 一身黑西装的罗素走进门,身后跟着同样职业装的段心兰,单马尾黑框眼镜,不犯花痴的情况下,的确是个大美女。 „Who are you?” “你们是谁？” The sound in mind stops suddenly, Eddy swallowed a saliva ruthlessly, he felt the pressure, unprecedented pressure. 脑海中的声音戛然而止,埃迪狠狠咽了口唾沫,他感受到了压力,前所未有的压力。 „We are that department, right, is that department, let alone comes out, understands at heart well.” “我们是那个部门的,对,就是那个部门,别说出来,心里明白就好。” Luo Su shook driving license, comes straight to the point saying: „Today looks for you, to chat the matter of extraterrestrial symbiont.” 罗素抖了抖驾照,开门见山道:“今天找你,是为了谈谈外星共生体的事情。”