„Bah, bastard who your smelly is not concerned about face, is turns into grey me to recognize.” “呸,你这臭不要脸的混蛋,就是化成灰我都认得出来。” The inferior thief of ventilation duct mileage is not others, looked that the headgear knows, with ‚Deadpool that’ Luo Su has not seen for a long time Wade Wilson. 通风管道里的蹩脚小偷不是别人,看头套就知道,正是和罗素许久未见的‘死侍’韦德・威尔逊。 Possibly was two steel knives caught, Deadpool struggled the half of the day, could not get down. 可能是两把钢刀卡住了,死侍挣扎半天,就是下不来。 „Bastard Luo Su, you killed me......” “混蛋罗素,你害死我了……” „On that day you gave me to wrap the city most expensive nightclub, but also tm for one day and one night, you had not then appeared again!” “那天你给我包了全市最贵的夜总会,还tm整整一天一夜,然后你就再没出现过！” „Treating of reaching an agreement, only paid the advance payment finally!” “说好的请客,结果只付了定金！” „Harms my light/only buttocks to get drunk, a sleep/felt woke up forced in the laboratory......” “害我光屁股被人灌醉,一觉醒来就被塞进了实验室……” Deadpool spurts to continue in the ventilating duct anger, once for a while mixes with two small Wade and Luo Su is intimate with two bad languages, hearing the Duan Xinlan whole person is not good. 死侍在通风管道怒喷不止,时不时夹杂两句小韦德和罗素亲近两下的脏话,听得段心兰整个人都不好了。 „He...... he is Deadpool!?” “他……他是死侍！？” Duan Xinlan referred to the top of the head, then referred to the close laboratory: „If he is Deadpool, that here? Also, how can you know with him?” 段心兰指了指头顶,然后又指了指封闭实验室:“如果他是死侍,那这里又是哪？还有,你怎么会和他认识？” The younger sister, you know were too many! 妹子,你知道的太多了！ The Luo Su eye pupil shines spookily, was deliberately considering Duan Xinlan dies of the possibility of mouth of venom, how must arrange is reasonable. 罗素眼眸幽幽放光,寻思着段心兰死于毒液之口的可能性,要怎么编才算合理。 He fishes out the Desert Eagle conveniently, to the Deadpool forehead is being a spear/gun, then makes a fist coughs lightly, explained: „To be honest, I also compel very much ignorant, perhaps was the Deadpool admitting mistakes person.” 他顺手摸出沙鹰,对着死侍脑门就是一枪,而后握拳轻咳一声,解释道:“说实话,我也很懵逼,没准是死侍认错人了。” „But did he say right your name?” “可他说对了你的名字？” „Admitting mistakes person, he said Luo Su, is that mutant young fatty.” “认错人罢了,他说得罗素,是那个变种人小胖子。” „Right......” “是吗……” Duan Xinlan shakes the head does not believe that she is only the body of greedy Luo Su, not representative IQ direct clear, Luo Su will not say anything on letter/believes anything. 段心兰摇头不信,她只是馋罗素的身子,不代表智商直接清零,更不会罗素说什么就信什么。 She remembers very clearly, two people enter this world together, Luo Su almost under her eye hides has not left. 她记得很清楚,两人一同进入这个世界,罗素几乎在她眼皮子底下没离开过。 Then the issue came, how Deadpool and do Luo Su know? 那么问题就来了,死侍和罗素是怎么认识的？ Listens to the tone, seems before very early, knew, is the relational very good friend who is a bad influence. 听口气,似乎很早之前就认识,还是关系很不错的损友。 What is most essential, in the movie of venom, why will present Deadpool? 最关键的是,毒液的电影里,为什么会出现死侍？ The series of question flash through in the Duan Xinlan mind, thought of some possibility suddenly, the look instantaneous sharp. 一连串问题在段心兰脑海中闪过,冷不丁想到某个可能,眼神瞬间犀利了起来。 „You, you are not Luo Su, are you replica?” “你,你不是罗素,你是复制体？” Well, this reason is good! 咦,这理由好啊！ „Hehe, since were seen through by you, I no longer concealed!” “呵呵,既然被你看穿,那我就不再隐瞒了！” Luo Su sinister smile two, the spear head transfers to approaching Duan Xinlan: „In the Lord God space has no Luo Su, from beginning to end is I.” 罗素阴笑两声,枪头调转对向段心兰:“主神空间里早就没什么罗素了,从始至终都是我而已。” „Hey, you are developing anything, makes quickly me.” “喂,你在演什么呢,快把我弄下来。” The Wade self-recovery finished, a chaotic arch in ventilating duct: „Damn, Wilson more and more unfaithful/stamen, the pipeline crawled is crawling, suddenly imitated......” 韦德自愈完毕,在通风管道中一阵乱拱:“该死,小威尔逊越来越花心了,管道爬着爬着,突然就充……” Bang! 嘭！ A gunshot, the Luo Su calm face looks again to Duan Xinlan: „Very sorry, do not blame me being stingy, I only believe that the deceased person can keep the secret.” 一声枪响,罗素再次沉着脸看向段心兰:“很抱歉,别怪我心狠,我只相信死人能保守秘密。” First even/including silent about a half minute, the atmosphere was even more awkward, Duan Xinlan alerts from the entire god, to afterward being overly suspicious and fearful, gave up defending finally simply, knits the brows to start to ponder. 一连沉默了将近半分钟,气氛越发尴尬,段心兰从全神戒备,到后来的疑神疑鬼,最后索性放弃防御,皱眉开始思考起来。 „Runs, the like this big muzzle, you run actually!” “跑啊,这么大的枪口,你倒是跑啊！” „, I thought that...... you want to make anything, do I run am same.” “呃,我觉得……你想做点什么,我跑不跑都一样。” „Tries, does not ask for money in any case.” “试试呗,反正不要钱。” The words to this , the lie are very difficult to work, Luo Su sighed, bang enjoyed a Deadpool bullet. 话到了这份上,谎言已经很难进行下去了,罗素叹气一声,嘭一声赏了死侍一颗子弹。 Is this damn fellow, is all right always likes scurrying about everywhere, how otherwise to have today this broken matter. 都是这该死的家伙,没事总喜欢到处乱窜,否则怎么会有今天这档子破事。 The appearance of Deadpool, proved at present 【Venom: Fatal protector】 The world exists, but is not Lord God creates. 死侍的出现,证明了眼前【毒液:致命守护者】的世界是真实存在,而并非主神自己创造。 Thinks this supposition establishes, Luo Su is straight the goosebumps on the whole body. 一想到这个假设成立,罗素就浑身直起鸡皮疙瘩。 The reason is very simple, today Lord God can deliver to front of Deadpool him, tomorrow can deliver to Artemis and Heka Shen Menghan, Natasha, Yelena, Jennifer, Ashley...... and the others in front. 原因很简单,今天主神能把他送到死侍面前,明天就能把沈梦寒送到阿尔忒弥斯、赫卡忒、娜塔莎、叶莲娜、詹妮弗、阿什莉……等人面前。 Bah, dregs male! 呸,渣男！ Thinks, Luo Su suddenly discovered ten hand fingers were a little insufficient, can bear criticized one in the heart. 想着想着,罗素突然发现十根手指头有点不够用,忍不住在心头暗骂了一句。 „Luo Su, how do you and Deadpool know?” “罗素,你和死侍怎么认识的？” Duan Xinlan goes forward cautiously, smelled the nose side Luo Su, lifted the private seal two evil ways: „Also, why denied that knew with him, what matter that weighs on the conscience has?” 段心兰小心翼翼上前,在罗素身边嗅了嗅鼻子,抬手戳了两下道:“还有,为什么否认和他认识,是有什么亏心事吗？” „Matter that weighs on the conscience......” “亏心事……” Luo Su deliberately considered a while, with Deadpool in the same place, seemingly also really has no matter that weighs on the conscience, after all they do are not the human affairs. 罗素寻思了一会儿,和死侍在一起的时候,貌似还真没什么亏心事,毕竟他俩干得都不是人事。 Lives a life of dissipation to pull out, the swindling and abducting steals, when two people fool around together the meddlesome misdemeanor did entire, but also got toward the dishonest means in Peter Parker. 吃喝嫖赌抽,坑蒙拐骗偷,两人厮混时好事坏事都做全了,还把彼得・帕克往歪路上领。 Also is Parker will is firm, otherwise really became the flower spider. 也就是帕克意志坚定,不然就真成花蜘蛛了。 „Matter that weighs on the conscience does not have actually, but...... stupid Deadpool, with him knew after all passes on to harm the personal image.” “亏心事倒是没有,但……毕竟沙雕死侍,和他认识传出去有损个人形象。” Luo Su gave a being well-founded answer, let alone, but also very convincing. 罗素给出了一个有理有据的答案,别说,还挺有说服力的。 „Is this?” “是这样吗？” Duan Xinlan is half believing and half doubting, the intuition told her, Luo Su has definitely concealed. 段心兰将信将疑,直觉告诉她,罗素肯定有所隐瞒。 This is a big secret, Luo Su does not think anybody to know, possibly Shen Menghan does not know. 这是一个大秘密,罗素不想任何人知道,可能沈梦寒都不知道。 Thinks a little to be excitedly small, if she grasps appropriately, by this as coercing, perhaps...... 想想还有点小激动,若是她把握得当,以此作为要挟,没准就可以…… „Hehehe......” “嘿嘿嘿……” Luo Su is listening to the laughter, endures is not filled up with a heavy line, how does not know, saw through the idea of Duan Xinlan means. 罗素听着笑声,忍不住满头黑线,不知怎么的,一眼就看穿了段心兰卑鄙龌龊的想法。 The heart cannot bear complain, is the Lord God space, otherwise on Duan Xinlan this, already by his sound of sword. 心头忍不住吐槽,也就是主神空间,不然就段心兰这样的,早就被他霍霍了。 ! 啪嗒！ The Luo Su violence entrains from the ventilating duct Deadpool, two slaps in the face fling, said ill-humoredly: „Said to look, you why here, Parker should be right in New York.” 罗素暴力将死侍从通风管道拽下来,啪啪两耳光甩过去,没好气道:“说说看,你为什么会在这里,帕克应该在纽约才对。” „, Waited!” “等,等一下！” The Deadpool rolling up body, both hands cover the crotch, lowered the head in the place camber some little time. 死侍蜷缩身子,双手捂住胯下,低头在地上拱了好一会儿。 Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Duan Xinlan: „......” 段心兰:“……” „Matter is like this, I do not love Parker, knew that you appear and disappear in San Francisco, comes to look for you specially.” “事情是这样子的,我已经不爱帕克了,得知你在旧金山出没,专程过来找你。” Deadpool both hands cover the face, makes the charming shape, raised the hand is pointing at Duan Xinlan suddenly, gets angry: „Finally! You had the woman outside unexpectedly, where her was good, was not the leg is long, did the chest have two groups of meat? Has what extraordinary, my some that group of meat she does not have......” 死侍双手捂脸,做娇羞状,忽而抬手指着段心兰,怒道:“结果呢！你居然在外面有了女人,她哪里好了,不就是腿长了点,胸口有两团肉吗？有什么了不起,我有的那团肉她就没……” Bang! 嘭！ Luo Su blows the Desert Eagle, looks unemotionally to Duan Xinlan: „Look, this is the reason that I am not willing to acknowledge.” 罗素吹了吹沙鹰,面无表情看向段心兰:“看吧,这就是我不愿承认的原因。” „Roughly understood.” “大致是懂了。” The Duan Xinlan corners of the mouth tic, then said: „His vision is good, we very match, or you consider again.” 段心兰嘴角抽抽,转而说道:“不过他眼光不错,咱们是挺配的,要不你再考虑一下。” „Did not consider that my body is weak, cannot withstand tosses about vigorously.” “不考虑了,我身子骨弱,经不起大力折腾。” Luo Su returned to the sentence ill-humoredly, the Saint light pats together, accelerated the Deadpool self-recovery to finish , to continue saying: „Do not talk nonsense with me, to be honest, do you come this for the venom?” 罗素没好气回了句,一道圣光拍下,加速死侍自愈完毕,继续说道:“别和我扯淡,说实话,你来这是不是为了毒液？” „On the one hand is......” “一方面算是……” Deadpool scratches the head, will say what earth taste talk between lovers, golden light flashes suddenly at present, sees the gold bar that in the Luo Su hand rocks, immediately said seriously: „Worthily is you, understands me!” 死侍挠挠头,正要说点什么土味情话,突然眼前金光一闪,就看到罗素手中晃动的金条,当即严肃道:“不愧是你,懂我！” The gold bar succeeds in obtaining, Deadpool opens the truth pattern immediately: „Good, I must acknowledge, I come to this world indeed for Peter.” 金条到手,死侍当即开启真话模式:“好吧,我得承认,我来这个世界的确是为了彼得。” „Comes to this world, what do you mean, can you pass through?” “来这个世界,什么意思,你能穿越？” Duan Xinlan makes noise surprisedly, remembered Deadpool to break the setting of fourth wall suddenly, was more surprised. 段心兰惊讶出声,猛然间想起了死侍可以打破第四面墙的设定,更加惊讶了。 „Waiter, your girlfriend, seems a little......” “伙计,你这个女朋友,看起来有点……” Deadpool lifted the hand to select on the head: „You understand, is that meaning.” 死侍抬手在脑袋上点了点:“你懂的,就是那个意思。” „No, she is not my girlfriend, accurate......, is the friend of my girlfriend.” “不,她不是我女朋友,准确来说……嗯,是我女朋友的朋友。” „Unexpectedly this good deed?” “居然还有这种好事？” Deadpool hears word stares the big eye: „Damn, how I do not have the friend of this girlfriend, if the friend of my girlfriend sees me with mother of being in heat......” 死侍闻言瞪大眼睛:“该死,我怎么没有这种女朋友的朋友,要是我女朋友的朋友看到我就跟发情的母……” Bang! 嘭！ Deadpool wakes up in the cheeks severe pain, after harvesting the second gold bar, no longer has slightly rubbish, complained: „This world's Peter family is complete, except for dying uncle ; The happily married, except for the wife is Mary Jian, other is perfect.” 死侍是在脸颊剧痛中醒来的,收获第二根金条之后,不再有丝毫废话,抱怨道:“这个世界的彼得家庭圆满,除了死了叔叔;婚姻幸福,除了老婆是玛丽・简,其他一切都非常完美。” „Therefore?” “所以？” „Therefore he refuses to join my team, but must punch me. You know that I do not hate to play rough to him completely...... a while, these words I retain for the time being......” “所以他拒绝加入我的团队,还要揍我。你知道的,我完全舍不得对他动粗……等会儿,这句话我暂且保留……” ! 咔嚓！ „Right, I am look for the venom!” “没错,我是来找毒液的！” The muzzle arrives decisively in the forehead, Deadpool from the heart, stopped his yellow piece: „Waiter, is now different! Has you , the venom is nothing, it is the spare tire of spare tire.” 枪口抵在脑门,死侍果断从心,停止了他的黄段子:“伙计,现在不一样了！有你在,毒液算个屁,它就是个备胎的备胎。” „Your meaning is, I am prepare......” “你的意思是,我是备……” „!” “咳咳！” Hears nearby Duan Xinlan cough sound to remind, Luo Su flies into a rage immediately, damn Deadpool, designs him with the language trap unexpectedly. 听到旁边段心兰的咳嗽声提醒,罗素当即勃然大怒,该死的死侍,居然用语言陷阱设计他。 „Calm, Luo Su, the ground brain fluid were too many, your has opened fire, unlucky can only be the cleaning personnel in laboratory.” “冷静点,罗素,地上脑浆太多了,你这样一直开枪,倒霉的只会是实验室的保洁人员。” After one is in chaotic situation, Deadpool looks in the share of gold bar and ensure shuts up no longer rubbish. 一番鸡飞狗跳之后,死侍看在金条的份儿上,保证闭嘴不再废话。 Meanwhile, two people reach the agreement, related to two people once passing, Deadpool will stop talking will not raise again. 同时,两人达成协议,有关两人曾经的过往,死侍绝口不会再提。 „, I came evidently late, three symbionts had died, this tea did not draw several...... I remember that it is called swallowing in the cartoon ‚’.” “哦,看样子我来晚了,三个共生体已经死了一个,这团黄不拉几的……我记得它在漫画里叫做‘吞噬’。” Deadpool shakes the head: „Pitiful fellow, the venom family moves the big screen with great difficulty, finally just beamed with joy does not have.” 死侍啧啧摇头:“可怜的家伙,毒液家族好不容易搬上大荧屏,结果刚露脸就没了。” Duan Xinlan in side hears scalp tingles, the plot character to discuss the plot, always thought that various types do not adapt. 段心兰在旁边听得头皮发麻,剧情人物谈论剧情,总觉得各种不适应。 „A fellow, according to my many years of EXP that watches the cartoon, definitely is ‚leather whip’, this fellow ability is good, can change many small tentacles, hehehe......” “还有一个家伙,根据我多年看漫画的经验,肯定是‘皮鞭’,这家伙能力不错,可以变出很多小触手,嘿嘿嘿……” Deadpool was saying starts the fly to rub hands: „Although its ability is very good, but Uncle Deadpool is deeply in love with the venom, without the means that who lets the venom is the father!” 死侍说着开始苍蝇搓手:“虽然它能力很棒,但死侍大爷还是钟情毒液,没办法,谁让毒液是爸爸呢！” In the close laboratory, is closing two experiment bodies, is the life foundation the tramp who catches from the roadside, lodged respectively the venom and leather whip. 封闭实验室中,关着两名实验体,都是生命基金会从路边抓来的流浪汉,分别寄宿了毒液和皮鞭。 Deadpool neglects the leather whip directly, two blades break out the glass door, threw toward venom Host. 死侍直接忽略皮鞭,两刀劈开玻璃门,朝毒液的宿主扑了过去。 „Venom young little darling, Uncle Deadpool came...... oh, do not run!” “毒液小乖乖,死侍大爷来了……唉唉唉,你别跑啊！” In the instance that Deadpool bursts , the venom then from tramp within the body jumps out, the liquid that one group mounts the flour gruel four move, avoids Deadpool various to swoop. 在死侍破门而入的瞬间,毒液便从流浪汉体内窜出,一团黏糊糊的液体四下移动,躲避死侍的各种飞扑。 Reluctant, the character is very staunch, has does not pledge to fight to the death from the stance greatly. 不情不愿,性格十分刚烈,大有誓死不从的架势。 The picture is horrible to look, Luo Su covers the face not to look, nearby Duan Xinlan is also similar. 画面过于惨不忍睹,罗素捂着脸不想看,旁边的段心兰也差不多。 At this moment, outside the laboratory transmits pushes the gate sound, two stealthy sounds of footsteps approach carefully. 就在这时,实验室外传来推门声,两个鬼鬼祟祟的脚步声小心靠近。 In the ground, the venom stares slightly, whiz one rushes in the future direction. 地面上,毒液微微一愣,嗖一下朝来者方向奔去。