AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

#994: The deicides came


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Replaces in an alley, the Luo Su bystander same returns to the car(riage), then examines own mission progress bar. 在一条小巷里换装完毕,罗素没事人一样回到车中,而后查看自己的任务进度条。 World Mission: 1, important case 0 / 5 世界任务:一、重大案件0/5】 World Mission: 2, ordinary cases 2 / 50 世界任务:二、普通案件2/50】 Worthily is free America, with the criminal syndicate of police internecine strife, with amassing money package of hooligans is the ordinary case.” “不愧是自由美利坚,和警方火拼的黑帮,跟抢钱包的小混混都属于普通案件。” Luo Su complained daily of New York, started to analyze own mission, thinks that the standard of solution case apprehended and brought to justice the criminal, or was writes one to settle a lawsuit the report, now it seems like it is not such. 罗素吐槽一句纽约的日常,开始重新分析自己的任务,原以为解决案件的标准是将罪犯缉拿归案,或者是写一份结案报告,现在看来并非如此。 Then the issue came, why hasn't the t-1000 case completed? 那么问题就来了,为什么t-1000的案件没有完成? Luo Su is perplexed, induces continuously mission it, after t-1000, will also have other robot assassin from the future, or Multiverse returns. 罗素不明所以,将其归纳成连续任务,在t-1000之后,还会有其他机器人杀手从未来,或者平行宇宙返回。 That's good, if t-x, he can harvest a mechanical maid. 这是个好消息,如果是t-x的话,他就能收获一个机械女仆了。 Thinks of this, he turned out the cell phone to send a message to Arnold, let the opposite party limelight, ran into the steel straight female to the earliest possible time contact with him. 想到这,他翻出手机给阿诺发了个短信,让对方注意点,遇到钢铁直女务必第一时间联系他。 Mexican Reactionary gang was eliminated, the police lift the peripheral transportation blockade one by one, the platoon becomes the motorcade of long line to drive slowly, the traffic order returns to normal. 墨西哥黑帮被消灭,警方逐一解除周边的交通封锁,排成长龙的车队缓缓驶动,交通秩序恢复正常。 ...... …… pill, is I.” “史丹,是我。” Eradicates narcotics in the building, Luo Su has seen the anti-drug police dials the general history pill Phil's telephone, on the television of office, was to the continued report of former gun battle. 缉毒大厦里,罗素见过的缉毒警察拨通史丹菲尔的电话,办公室的电视上,是对之前枪战的持续报道。 The intelligence capability compared with fbi Reporter ox cross/crotch New York, has also found out the Luo Su status, and kills the short video circulation broadcast of gang member its photo booth. 情报能力比fbi还牛叉的纽约记者们,已经查出了罗素的身份,并将其大头贴和击毙帮派份子的短视频循环播放。 Why calls me, you do not know that what is avoids suspicion?” “为什么又给我打电话,难道你不知道什么叫避嫌吗?” „Did pill, you read the news?” “史丹,你看新闻了没?” Yes, so long as now turns on the television, is the reporters to supernaturally brave searches dry/does frantic flattering.” “看了,现在只要一开电视,就是记者们对‘神勇干探’的疯狂吹捧。” pill Phil said sourly: Where the fellow from braves, the robot does not have him to fire the spear/gun to hit.” 史丹菲尔酸溜溜道:“那家伙从哪冒出来的,机器人都没他打枪打得准。” Damn! pill, you had not discovered that his name, he is Luo Su!” The anti-drug police is spurting one to the telephone anger, then takes out the handkerchief from the pocket, wipes off the cold sweat of forehead. “该死!史丹,你就没发现他的名字吗,他就是罗素!”缉毒警察对着电话怒喷一声,而后从口袋里取出手帕,擦掉额头的冷汗。 Who Luo Su...... that is, should I know him?” 罗素……那是谁,我应该认识他?” pill Phil recalls the moment, confirmed before oneself, has not seen Luo Su, even has not listened, otherwise he has a vivid memory absolutely. 史丹菲尔回忆片刻,确认自己之前没见过罗素,甚至都没听过,不然他绝对记忆犹新。 Damn! Damn! Damn!!!” “该死!该死!该死!!!” Scolded three mother to hope like the chairman continually, the anti-drug police also scolded three times, got angry: pill, that investigates your police is Luo Su, is on the television that expert marksman, kills 15 people only to use the anomalies of 15 rounds of bullets.” 就像委员长一连骂了三个‘娘希匹’,缉毒警察也一口气骂了三次,怒道:“史丹,那个调查你的警察就是罗素,就是电视上那个神枪手,杀死十五个人只用十五发子弹的变态。” Another side of the telephone, pill Phil for a long time, said silent slowly: No joking, this point was not funny, I remembered very clearly, before you said that investigated my police officer to name be Michelangelo.” 电话另一边,史丹菲尔沉默许久,缓缓说道:“别闹了,这一点也不好笑,我记得很清楚,之前你说调查我的警员叫米开朗琪罗。” Bastard, be not raising what Ninja Turtles with me, I have never said Michelangelo, that was your oneself says.” “混蛋,别在和我提什么忍者神龟了,我从未说过米开朗琪罗,那是你自己说的。” The anti-drug police said, realized own some are excited, not like the attitude that the little brother and eldest child spoke, the tone has restrained: pill, you know that I just arranged five people, prepares to call Officer Luo Su, directed to go to the wharf him, the result urgent news live broadcast appears.” 缉毒警察说完,意识到自己有些过于激动,不像小弟和老大说话的态度,语气有所收敛:“史丹,你知道吗,我刚安排好五个人,准备打电话给罗素警官,把他引去码头,结果紧急新闻直播就出现了。” That's good.” “这是个好消息。” Yes, this tm is really a good news, without this news, our five people have hung, he gets rid of us even not to need to change the magazine.” “是啊,这tm真是个好消息,如果没有这条新闻,我们五个人已经挂了,他干掉我们甚至都不需要换弹匣。” The anti-drug police complained: Listening, pill, I am willing to mix with you , because you can make money, can the life that I want, rather than I like breaknecking.” 缉毒警察抱怨道:“听着,史丹,我愿意和你混,是因为你能赚钱,能给我想要的生活,而不是我喜欢玩命。” Therefore?” “所以呢?” Trouble that therefore your oneself make, your oneself solve, I rather surrendered am not willing to resist with that monster.” “所以你自己惹出来的麻烦,你自己解决,我宁愿自首也不愿和那个怪物对抗。” Hehe, the waiter, you were frightened by him.” “呵呵呵,伙计,你被他吓到了。” The pill Phil calm throat smiles two lowly, taunted: Is only the spear/gun hits, explained at most he has the talent compared with the average person, the one who gets rid of his method to be many, the ambush, poison and letter bomb, not necessarily must meet the tough head-on with toughness.” 史丹菲尔沉着嗓子低笑两声,嘲讽道:“只是枪打得准而已,顶多说明他比普通人有天赋,干掉他的方法多的是,狙击、投毒、邮寄炸弹都可以,不一定非要硬碰硬。” But he now is a celebrity, many people are paying attention to him, killing him will be very troublesome.” “可他现在是个名人,很多人都在关注他,杀了他会很麻烦。” Good, said is Mexican Faction does, that group of lunatics have the motive, not?” “很好啊,就说是墨西哥帮派干的,那群疯子有动机,不是吗?” How do you want to do?” “你想怎么做?” Spends to look for assassin, gets it over and done.” “花点钱找个杀手,一劳永逸。” ...... …… The apartment two buildings, Leon watches the television unemotionally, he takes down the news that rebroadcasts, took great pains to watch more than ten. 公寓二楼,莱昂面无表情看着电视,他录下重播的新闻,不厌其烦观看了十几遍。 Matilda sits in side, is covering the eye while peeps, once for a while arches toward the Leon bosom several, finally was shoved open each time. 玛蒂尔达坐在旁边,一边捂着眼睛一边偷看,时不时朝莱昂怀里拱几下,结果每次都被推开了。 The precocious young girl felt the complex emotion on Leon, the friendship and love even father and daughter kinship, made her who since childhood lacked the concern endure gladly. 早熟的少女在莱昂身上感受到了复杂的情感,友情、爱情甚至父女亲情,都让从小缺乏关爱的她甘之如饴。 What is different from the same age young girl, she is brave, does not conceal oneself admire, initiates an attack positively. 和同龄少女不同的是,她非常勇敢,毫不掩饰自己的爱慕,积极主动出击。 In comparison, although Leon is an uncle, may face Matilda's love offensive, is clumsy like the innocent young man, he feels helpless, wants to refuse to fear the wound to the self-respect of opposite party. 相比之下,莱昂虽然是个大叔,可面对玛蒂尔达的爱情攻势,笨拙得如同纯情少男,他不知所措,想拒绝又怕伤到对方的自尊心。 To put it bluntly, Leon actually a little idea, because long-term lonely, he and Matilda are the same kind of person, longs for that was shown loving concern. 说白了,莱昂其实有点想法,因为长期孤独,他和玛蒂尔达属于同一类人,渴望被人关爱。 But he is calmer, knows that two people not possibly, he was assassin, the age is also big. 只不过他更加冷静,知道两人没有可能,他是个杀手,岁数也不小了。 Leon, are you still looking at that police?” Matilda seized every opportunity, pretends to be frightened by the television picture, sneaked in the Leon bosom. “莱昂,你还在看那个警察吗?”玛蒂尔达见缝插针,装作被电视画面吓到了,钻进了莱昂怀里。 Un, he is quick, to only has in the theory quickly.” “嗯,他很快,快到只存在理论之中。” Leon holds down Matilda's shoulder, making it complete on the sofa, always toward his arms drill. 莱昂按住玛蒂尔达的肩膀,让其在沙发上做好,不要总往他怀里钻。 If you meet, you can......” “那如果你们遇到,你能……” Cannot, I not draw a pistol, had been killed by him.” Leon shakes the head, said the words that most instigated with the calmest tone. “不能,我还没拔枪,就已经被他干掉了。”莱昂摇摇头,用最冷静的语气说出最怂的话。 Possibly doesn't have?” “一点可能也没有吗?” Does not have.” “一点也没有。” Doesn't matter, in the news said that he is that side Manhattan police, we did not go to Manhattan unable to run into him.” Matilda comforts one, New York like this is big, the population like this are also many, meet possibly is almost zero. “没关系,新闻上说了,他是曼哈顿那边的警察,我们不去曼哈顿就遇不到他了。”玛蒂尔达安慰一句,纽约这么大,人口又这么多,相遇的可能几乎为零。 Leon returns said: News may not believe, the reports of several media are different, having saying that he is the shock worker of swat tactic group, said that he is the teacher of New York Training Bureau firearms tactic group.” 莱昂回道:“新闻并不可信,几家媒体的报道都不一样,有说他是swat战术小组的突击手,还有说他是纽约训练局枪械战术组的教官。” Not in Brooklyn on line.” Matilda shrugs. “不在布鲁克林就行。”玛蒂尔达耸耸肩。 Bang bang bang! 梆梆梆! Two people are saying, the door was sounded. 两人正说着,房门被敲响了。 Leon switches off the television, searches the hand to put in the coat, making Matilda be far away from the door direction, looks discretely outward from the cat eye. 莱昂关掉电视,探手伸进大衣,让玛蒂尔达远离房门方向,谨慎从猫眼向外看去。 After two seconds, he toward Matilda the ok hand signal, then opened the door unemotionally. 两秒钟后,他朝玛蒂尔达比了个ok的手势,而后面无表情打开房门。 Surprise!!” “surprise!!” Max and Carolyn carry the small cake to appear in the entrance, is welcoming the indifferent face of Leon, two people smile is gradually awkward. 麦克斯和卡洛琳端着小蛋糕出现在门口,迎着莱昂的冷漠脸,两人笑容逐渐尴尬。 „, I am Carolyn, she is my roommate Max, we live in downstairs, this gives the gift of new neighbor.” “呃,我是卡洛琳,她是我的室友麦克斯,我们就住在楼下,这是送给新邻居的礼物。” Carolyn is saying, while gives Leon the small cake, but also pokes head to look toward the room in Max covertly. 卡洛琳一边说着,一边将小蛋糕递给莱昂,还偷偷摸摸和麦克斯探头朝屋里看。 Thanks.” “谢谢。” Leon this/Ben does not want to meet the cake, but considering that Matilda may like, then accepted the gift of this neighbor. 莱昂本不想接蛋糕,可考虑到玛蒂尔达或许会喜欢,便收下了这份邻居的礼物。 Door ajar, in addition the Leon big body, Carolyn and Max anything cannot see. 房门半掩,加上莱昂高大的身躯,卡洛琳和麦克斯什么也看不到。 Other matter?” “还有别的事情吗?” Mister, we have not known that your name, in the room that little miss, she is......” “先生,我们还不知道你的名字,屋里那位小姑娘,她是……” I called the Mark, she was my daughter, cakes thank you.” “我叫马克,她是我的女儿,谢谢你们的蛋糕。” Leon said, bang closes the door, leaves behind two unlucky egg that was denied entrance. 莱昂说完,砰一声将房门关上,留下两个吃了闭门羹的倒霉蛋。 Max, I am certain they are not the father and daughter, they cannot discover a similarity from beginning to end.” Carolyn turns around to walk toward downstairs, talks endlessly to say. “麦克斯,我可以肯定他们不是父女,他们从头到尾找不出一丝相似之处。”卡洛琳转身朝楼下走去,喋喋不休说道。 I also thought that they are not the father and daughter, but I do not approve you to use the appearance achievement to judge the basis.” “我也觉得他们不是父女,但我不认同你用长相作为判断依据。” Max takes pleasure in others' misfortunes saying: Many fathers and children grow not like, but the wives persist in recognizing that is husband's child, if the husband dares to make the paternity test, is to blaspheming of celestial marriage.” 麦克斯幸灾乐祸道:“很多父亲和孩子长得都不像,可妻子都坚持认定,那就是丈夫的孩子,如果丈夫敢去做亲子鉴定,就是对神圣婚姻的亵渎。” Max, asked you earnestly, inside little girl had the possibility to suffer the persecution, the Mark does not dare to say her name.” “麦克斯,拜托你认真点,里面的小女孩有可能正在遭遇迫害,马克都不敢说出她的名字。” I know, I prepared to burst in a moment ago.” “我知道,我刚才都准备破门而入了。” However you not.” “然而你并没有。” Naturally, the Mark can two raise us, I do not want to increase victims.” “当然,马克能一手一个把我们两提起来,我不想增加受害者人数。” During the speeches, two people met Luo Su in first floor, immediately at present one collects brightly. 说话间,两人在一楼遇到了罗素,当即眼前一亮凑了上去。 Thank God, Officer Luo Su, we waited till you finally.” “感谢上帝,罗素警官,我们终于等到你了。” Two unlucky eggs are obvious and society comes apart, places in the horse stable with all one's heart, or the brain makes up two children not suitable pictures of building, the entire New York knows that Luo Su did anything in Manhattan, they do not know. 两个倒霉蛋明显和社会脱节,一门心思放在马棚上,又或者脑补二楼发生的少儿不宜画面,全纽约都知道罗素在曼哈顿干了什么,就她们俩不知道。 „Do both of you stand in the entrance do, waits for me to appear specially, then taking advantage of bathroom?” “你们俩站在门口干什么,专程等我出现,然后借浴室?” Luo Su looks speechless to Max and Carolyn, said that a dynasty was nipped ten years to fear the mesh wire by the snake, but two females ate like this to owe repeatedly, but also without summarizing own unlucky egg constitution, whom IQ did not have. 罗素无语看向麦克斯和卡洛琳,都说一朝被蛇咬十年怕网线,可两女吃了这么多次亏,还没总结出自己的倒霉蛋体质,智商也是没谁了。 The Max stupid point can understand, Carolyn is silly, does not look like! 麦克斯笨一点可以理解,卡洛琳怎么也傻乎乎的,看着不像啊! Officer Luo Su, just we took the small cake to visit the new neighbors in two buildings, the result......” 罗素警官,刚刚我们拿着小蛋糕去拜访二楼的新邻居,结果……” A while!” “等会儿!” A Luo Su face strange color looks to two females: I remember that has warned you, treats honestly in first floor, why doesn't listen?” 罗素一脸怪色看向两女:“我记得警告过你们,老实待在一楼,为什么不听?” Doesn't matter, Max will protect me!” “没关系,麦克斯会保护我!” Doesn't matter, Carolyn will protect me!” “没关系,卡洛琳会保护我!” (??)?) (??)?) Luo Su: Say goodbye! Does not deliver! 罗素:告辞!不送! He took, these two goods went to the assassin home to shake, can walk to have the reason perfectly. 他服了,这两货去杀手家晃了一圈,能完好无损走出来是有原因的。 It is not because Leon is assassin that has the professional ethics, not will start to the woman and child, but was two unlucky eggs was too stupid, necessity that has not eliminated a potential informant. 不是因为莱昂是个有职业操守的杀手,不会对女人和小孩下手,而是两个倒霉蛋太笨了,没有灭口的必要。 Finally warned, the honest point treated in first floor, understood?” “最后警告一遍,老实点待在一楼,懂了吗?” Officer Luo Su, we and you come up together, must know that is a little miss, some pictures do not suit you to process.” Carolyn raises hand to speak. 罗素警官,我们和你一起上去,要知道那是个小姑娘,有些画面不适合你来处理。”卡洛琳举手发言。 Max nods in side again and again: I have had kidnapped EXP, knows how to comfort that child.” 麦克斯在旁边连连点头:“我有过被绑架的经验,知道怎么安慰那孩子。” Good, you are responsible for knocking on a door.” “好吧,你们负责敲门。” Is glad to work for!” “乐意效劳!” Two fools are very warm-hearted, actually does not know oneself were regarded the stepping-stone. 两个笨蛋很热心,却不知道自己被当成了敲门砖。 Bang bang bang! 梆梆梆! Hears the door to sound again, Leon knits the brows slightly, hints Matilda to hide in the distant point, sees clearly by the cat eye is Max and Carolyn, immediately speechless. 听到房门再次敲响,莱昂微微皱眉,示意玛蒂尔达躲远点,透过猫眼看清是麦克斯和卡洛琳,顿时一阵无语。 He likes the geographical position of this apartment, the extending in all directions alley is numerous, after suiting was stopped up the gate travels, but the neighbor was too rather warm. 他喜欢这栋公寓的地理位置,四通八达小巷众多,十分适合被堵门后跑路,但邻居未免太热情了。 ! 咔嚓! The door shoves open, the Leon pupil pupil shrinks suddenly, the wood looks walks Luo Su that from the staircase aisle corner, the whole person such as the falling ice cave. 房门推开,莱昂瞳眸骤缩,木愣愣看着从楼梯走道拐角走出来的罗素,整个人如坠冰窟。 The deicides came! 杀神来了! He hides oneself flurry vigorously, keeps silent reaches in the coat the hand, then saw Luo Su also put in the hand the clothes. 他极力掩藏自己的慌乱,默不作声将手伸向大衣内,然后就看到了罗素也将手伸进了衣服里。 Weighs the advantages and disadvantages, Leon decides to give up. 权衡利弊,莱昂决定放弃。 ! 啪嗒! Cigarette ignition that Luo Su will pull out. 罗素将掏出的香烟点燃。 Leon: „......” 莱昂:“……”
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