Then how long, came to serve on own initiative cancels? 这才多久,主动上门服务就取消了？ Luo Su shakes the head secretly, the devil is a devil, a desire to do better does not have, the speed of degeneration changes the waistcoat to be faster than him. 罗素暗暗摇头,魔鬼就是魔鬼,一点上进心都没有,堕落的速度比他换马甲还快。 However looks in the share of sexy Satan online voice, he did not complain. 不过看在性感撒旦在线语音的份儿上,他就不吐槽了。 Luo Su knows that the hell hot line does not have the operator, without the artificial voice service, meets the person of telephone is Satan, opens the mouth saying: „Satan woman, I helped you look for three excellent customers......” 罗素知道地狱热线没有接线员,也没有人工语音服务,接电话的人就是撒旦,开口道:“撒旦女士,我帮你找了三个优质客户……” „Reports the member to press 1, the law...... Luo Su please hang up!” “申报会员请按一,法律……罗素请挂断！” „Really is the excellent customer, will not come you to regret......” “真的是优质客户,不来你会后悔……” „Luo Su please hang up! Luo Su please hang up! Luo Su please hang up!” “罗素请挂断！罗素请挂断！罗素请挂断！” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” He looked at a cell phone, cold snort/hum emitted the big move: „Gives you ten seconds, crawls the bathtub to change the clothes, then appears before me, otherwise I pay a visit, we washes while chatted.” 他看了眼手机,冷哼一声放出大招:“给你十秒钟,爬出浴缸换好衣服,然后出现在我面前,不然我就登门拜访,咱们边洗边聊。” „S bi t, how do you know me in the take a bath?” “s哔t,你怎么知道我在泡澡？” In the telephone a water splash pū passes, indistinct can also hear somebody to choke the water the cough sound, again is a blind sound. 电话里一阵水花噗通,隐约还能听到某人呛水的咳嗽声,再然后是一阵盲音。 Perhaps was the cell phone falls in the water! 或许是手机掉水里了！ Luo Su renovates the cell phone to close the blood red, the stopper arrives conveniently behind, but also wiped on the face. 罗素将血红色翻盖手机合上,随手塞到身后,还在脸上抹了一把。 This is a telephone that has the image, he as if felt that the Satan little elder sister's taking a bath water splashed on the face. 这是个有图像的电话,他仿佛感觉撒旦小姐姐的洗澡水溅到了脸上。 „Did Officer Luo Su, you just mention...... Satan? Is you are cracking a joke, is the name of opposite party is quite special?” “罗素警官,你刚刚提到了……撒旦？是你在开玩笑,还是对方的名字比较特别？” Sarah Connor makes noise startled, on that day that the lover died, she is a firm atheist, does not believe that God does not believe the devil. 莎拉・康纳愕然出声,在爱人死去的那天,她就是个坚定的无神论者,不相信上帝也不相信魔鬼。 But when Luo Su shows the unthinkable ability, telephones to relate with Satan again, she suddenly some letters. 可当罗素表现出匪夷所思的能力,再打电话和撒旦联系,她忽然又有些信了。 „Calm, is not at sixes and sevens Satan, is the devil in hell, in Holy Bible that.” “冷静点,不是什么乱七八糟的撒旦,就是地狱里的魔鬼,圣经上那个。” That cannot be calm! 那就更不能冷静了！ Sarah Connor far away from the Luo Su two steps, prayed that Luo Su is talking nonsense, basic on no Satan. 莎拉・康纳远离罗素两步,祈祷罗素是在胡说八道,根本就没有什么撒旦。 „Relax, I will not harm you.” “放心,我不会害你们。” The Luo Su comfort said: „On Satan has a contract, with the soul as the bargaining chip, can realize seven desires, what kind of, is very good?” 罗素安慰道:“撒旦手上有份契约,用灵魂作为交易筹码,可以实现七个愿望,怎么样,很棒吧？” „......” X3 “……”x3 „What meaning your expressions are, doesn't believe me?” “你们这表情是什么意思,不相信我？” „Officer Luo Su, your superpower, obtains with Satan signing contract?” “罗素警官,你的超能力,是和撒旦签订契约才得到的吗？” „That actually not, I want to sign the contract, but Satan did not agree.” “那倒不是,我想签契约,但撒旦不同意。” Bang! 嘭！ During the speeches, the staircase gate of attic balcony was trampled, ski clothes, bind likely the red package set of Satan splendid attire to enter the stage. 说话间,顶楼阳台的楼梯门被踹开,一身滑雪服,裹得像个红包套似的撒旦盛装出场。 „......” X3 “……”x3 A Connor collective is silent, before listened to Luo Su saying that Satan was a woman, they had the preparation, has not thought Satan was so unexpectedly conservative, in the beautiful goods with imagination was entirely different. 康纳一家集体沉默,之前听罗素说撒旦是位女士,他们有了心理准备,可没想到撒旦竟如此保守,和想象中的妖艳货色截然不同。 Human also puts on are more than devil, thinks fearfully! 人类穿得比魔鬼还多,想想就可怕！ Satan is stepping on the snowy area boots angrily, arrives in front of Luo Su quickly, holds his collar: „Did bastard, you peep I to take a bath?” 撒旦怒气冲冲踩着雪地靴,快步走到罗素面前,一把抓住他的衣领:“混蛋,你是不是偷看我洗澡了？” „Are you responsible?” “你要负责吗？” Luo Su stares at the eye under Satan goggles attractive and charming, but also put out a hand to embrace her waist. 罗素深情款款凝视撒旦护目镜下的眼睛,还伸手揽住了她的腰。 „Little had a dream!” “少做梦了！” Satan rejects and dregs male talks love, after shoving open Luo Su, pushes up the forehead the goggles, the vision passed over gently and swiftly Connor mother and child, finally stops on Arnold. 撒旦拒绝和渣男谈情说爱,推开罗素后将护目镜推上脑门,目光掠过康纳母子,最后停在阿诺身上。 She light well, goes forward two steps to take down Arnold, disregards his resistance, examines the draft animal the same as break off his mouth to inspect, finally makes noise surprisedly: „Really damn, your robot, had the disposition of heaven unexpectedly. Said quickly, the person who grants you life who is, have you seen God?” 她轻咦一声,上前两步将阿诺放倒,无视他的反抗,验牲口一样掰开他的嘴检查起来,最后惊讶出声:“真是见鬼了,你这个机器人,居然有天堂的配置。快说,赐予你生命的人是谁,你是不是见过上帝？” Arnold revolts angrily, is unable to break away the arm of Satan, gives up simply not studiously, looks at the vision to Luo Su. 阿诺愤然反抗,无法挣开撒旦的手臂,索性放弃无用功,将目光看向罗素。 „God blesses!” “上帝保佑！” Satan loosens Arnold, the stiff neck turns around, is overly suspicious and fearful to look at Luo Su: „Let alone is you do surely, otherwise I will lose sleep.” 撒旦松开阿诺,僵硬脖子转身,疑神疑鬼看着罗素:“千万别说是你干的,不然我会失眠。” „Why can't be I?” “为什么不能是我？” „But you are the lord of dark dimension, urinates can pollute the world, heaven where comes to......” “可你是黑暗维度之主,撒泡尿都能污染世界,哪来的天堂之……” „I urinate am also the holy water!” “我撒泡尿也是圣水！” Luo Su lifts the right hand, on the back of the hand the Cross Saint mark is glorious, wing of the pair of Angel launches, covers several people in attic. 罗素抬起右手,手背上十字架圣痕光辉夺目,一对天使之翼展开,将顶楼上的几人笼罩在内。 And includes the Satan little elder sister of opening mouth. 其中就包括张大嘴巴的撒旦小姐姐。 „Damn, I must lose sleep.” “该死,我要失眠了。” Satan covers the face, drops the goggles, takes out the mask to block from only exposition flesh outside, covered all-around solid. 撒旦捂住脸,将护目镜落下,取出口罩将自己唯一一处暴露在外的肌肤遮住,全方位盖了个严严实实。 Last night she telephoned to God, the preparation went to the heaven to lie low until something blows over these days, God rejected decisively, air/Qi she dressing table opening. 昨晚她给上帝打电话,准备这段时间去天堂避避风头,上帝果断拒绝,气得她把梳妆台给拆了。 Now looks like, the dressing table dies very undeserved, because God nods assent, Luo Su can still enter the heaven by own ability. 现在看来,梳妆台死得很冤枉,因为即便上帝点头同意,罗素也能靠自己的能力进入天堂。 Thinks before Luo Su, had said which could not find God home, asks her to trouble to the hell, Satan is one clenches jaws, is really the dregs male of mouthful lie! 想到罗素之前说过找不到上帝家在哪,才到地狱找她麻烦,撒旦便是一阵咬牙切齿,果然是个满嘴谎话的渣男！ The light wing draws, Luo Su lifted the hand to shake shaking in Satan at present, is pointing at similarly stupidly same place Connor one: „That side three do want to sign the contract with you, how under intent?” 光翼收拢,罗素抬手在撒旦眼前晃了晃,指着同样傻愣原地的康纳一家:“那边三个想和你签契约,意下如何？” „It is not three, only has two.” “不是三个,只有两个。” The Satan interest is not high, withering say/way: „Although the robot obtained the life, but his soul has the heaven label, I have no way to carry off it, has not made the significance of transaction.” 撒旦兴致不高,蔫巴巴道:“虽然机器人获得了生命,但他的灵魂有天堂标签,我没法将其带走,也就没有做交易的意义。” The Luo Su surprise makes noise: „Unexpectedly has this view, doesn't the devil like seducing the pure soul?” 罗素诧异出声:“居然有这种说法,魔鬼不都喜欢诱惑纯洁的灵魂吗？” „To me all souls are the same, propagandizes to need the negative example, I will not waste the strength to seduce a pure soul degeneration hell.” “对我而言所有的灵魂都一样,要不是宣传需要反面案例,我不会浪费力气去诱惑一个纯净的灵魂堕落地狱。” „How do you feel me?” “那你觉得我怎么样？” Before Luo Su gathers up, is pointing at own face: „Seduces a holy soul to turn degenerates Angel, wants to challenge.” 罗素凑上前,指着自己的脸:“诱惑一个圣洁的灵魂变成堕落天使,想不想挑战一下。” „, You have degenerated very much.” “不了,你已经很堕落了。” Satan shows the whites of the eyes, disregards idle talk wordy Luo Su, took down the glove to hit a sound to refer, two stacks of thick documents dropped from the clouds, fall on Connor mother and child. 撒旦翻翻白眼,无视废话啰嗦的罗素,取下手套打了个响指,两沓厚厚文件从天而降,落在康纳母子脚下。 „Sarah Connor and John Connor, in the last page of signatures, everyone will obtain seven desires, but the offensive talk said in front, the desire possibly does not have you to imagine is so perfect.” “莎拉・康纳和约翰・康纳,在最后一页签名,每人将获得七个愿望,但丑话说在前面,愿望可能没你们想象中那么完美。” Sarah Connor protects firmly the son: „Does not use so many, we wanted a desire on the line.” 莎拉・康纳将儿子牢牢护住:“不用那么多,我们只要一个愿望就行了。” „What's wrong, do you want to bargain back and forth with the devil?” “怎么,你想和魔鬼讨价还价？” „No, I am only......” “不,我只是……” „That signs quickly, several hundred souls are waiting for and me sign the contract, does not have the time and your ink marks.” Beside the person conversation with Luo Su, the Satan imposing manner is arrogant. “那就赶快签字,还有几百个灵魂等着和我签订契约,没时间和你们墨迹。”和罗素之外的人交谈,撒旦气势凌人。 Sarah Connor deeply inspires, entreats: „Devil Sir, only then do I sign the contract?” 莎拉・康纳深吸一口气,哀求道:“魔鬼大人,只有我签订契约可以吗？” „Does not have the issue, I do not demand, but is best to consider clearly, everyone only has opportunity a time.” “没问题,我不强求,但最好考虑清楚,每个人只有一次机会。” „Does not need to consider, my!” “不用考虑,就我一个！” Sarah Connor suppresses the son of refusing to accept, kneels down turns the contract to the last page, a signature pen emerges out of thin air, she its in the hand, prepares tremblingly in the signature column inscription. 莎拉・康纳压住不服的儿子,跪倒在地将契约翻至最后一页,一支签字笔凭空出现,她颤巍巍将其拿在手中,准备在署名栏落款。 ! 啪！ Arnold takes the signature pen, the vision looks calmly to Satan: „I want to sign the contract with you, obtains seven desires, Ok?” 阿诺拿起签字笔,目光镇定看向撒旦:“我想和你签订契约,获得七个愿望,可以吗？” „It is not good, you do not have the qualifications.” “不行,你没有资格。” Satan shrugs: „Very touching, but is not good is not good, your soul does not have the value to me.” 撒旦耸耸肩:“很感人的一幕,但不行就是不行,你的灵魂对我毫无价值。” „If I and you trade, serves you as servant, and after their mother and child died, all my belong to you, can receive in exchange for a desire?” “那如果我和你交易,以仆人的身份侍奉你,并在他们母子死去后,我的一切归你所有,能否换取一个愿望？” „This......” “这个嘛……” Satan thinks, opens the ski clothes zipper, took out the calculator to knock a while: „Does not have the issue, my servant to the initiative surrender is natural, to you a perfect desire, the consequence and price will be undertaken by the hell.” 撒旦想了想,拉开滑雪服拉链,取出计算器噼里啪啦敲了一会儿:“没问题,我对主动投诚的仆人非常大方,会给你一个完美无缺的愿望,后果和代价由地狱来承担。” Saying, one meter thick indenture of sale of person into servitude is dropping from the clouds, falls in Arnold. 说着,一米厚的卖身契从天而降,摔在阿诺脚下。 „After signing, you take the status of devil servant to serve as me in the world, when their mother and child passed away, all your belong to me.” “签完之后,你以魔鬼仆人的身份在人间为我服务,等他们母子去世,你的一切归我所有。” „Wait a minute!” “等一会儿！” The Luo Su complexion interrupted to break strangely, this looked familiar, God created the spirit of revenge, the result and devil signing contract, simply was the Ghost Rider reprint. 罗素面色古怪插嘴打断,这一幕太眼熟了,上帝创造复仇之灵,结果和魔鬼签订契约,简直是恶灵骑士的翻版。 „Do not visit me, the hell is too small, cannot invite your such servant.” Satan was mistaken that Luo Su also has the idea, immediately cancels his thought. “别看我,地狱太小,请不起你这样的仆人。”撒旦误以为罗素又有想法,立即打消他的念头。 „No, I only want to ask one, should Connor mother and child not die of the traffic accident tomorrow?” “不,我只想问一句,康纳母子该不会明天就死于车祸吧？” „......” X3 “……”x3 Hears this saying, Arnold grips the hand of signature pen to tremble slightly, felt oneself were too naive. 听到这话,阿诺握住签字笔的手微微一颤,觉得自己太天真了。 „Do not slander my reputation, I did 6000 devil in the hell, does not have, because the contract has produced the dispute.” “别污蔑我的名声,我在地狱干了六千年的魔鬼,从没有因为合同产生过纠纷。” „I understood.” “我明白了。” Luo Su nods, said to Arnold: „Is gawking doing, quickly reads the contract!” 罗素点点头,对阿诺说道:“愣着干什么,赶快看合同啊！” „.” “哦哦。” „......” “……” Satan clenches jaws to look at Luo Su, dregs male is greedy her body, but also while questioned her moral behavior, was really the dregs male. 撒旦咬牙切齿看着罗素,渣男一边馋她的身子,还一边质疑她的人品,果然是个渣男。 Connor studies the indenture of sale of person into servitude contract, Satan takes the cell phone in nearby arid waiting, suddenly on waist one tight, frightens shivers. 康纳一家研究卖身契合同,撒旦拿着手机在旁边枯燥等待,突然腰上一紧,吓得打了个冷颤。 „Do you do?” “你干什么？” Satan whiz one runs ten meters away, stands near the balcony, has Luo Su to depend to come greatly, determination that she jumps. 撒旦嗖一下跑出十米远,站在阳台边上,大有罗素靠过来,她就跳下去的决心。 „I want to ask, I help you raise a servant happily, has the referral fee? If according to the deducting a percentage standard of hell, conversion existing agreement meeting, several evenings?” “我就是想问问,我帮你喜提一名仆人,有没有介绍费？如果按照地狱的提成标准,折算成约会,几个晚上？” „No, one late......” “没有,一晚都……” A Satan face heavy line, stop the words to half, intertwine saying: „Another day, I will ask you to eat meal another day.” 撒旦一脸黑线,话到一半停下,纠结道:“改天吧,改天我请你吃饭。” She wants to reject directly, does not give the dregs male opportunity, goes back to add a security lock while convenient again. But then thinks, if refuses to cause the dregs male to lose the patience repeatedly, the incarnation beast, rudely awakens. 她原本想直接拒绝,不给渣男一点机会,顺便回去再加个防盗锁。可转而一想,若是屡次拒绝导致渣男失去耐心,化身禽兽,岂不是后悔莫及。 The God that side was unreliable, she can only first find the way to socialize, how long can drag to calculate how long. 上帝那边是靠不住了,她只能先想办法周旋,能拖多久算多久。 Satan is regret, the one had only known, did not snatch ‚Satan’ in the past the reputation, made Angel to be much good in the heaven honestly. 撒旦心生悔意,早知如此,当年就不抢‘撒旦’的名头了,老老实实在天堂做天使多好。 Any hell member, is deceives people, leafs through hell her, second in command who where comes! 什么地狱一把手,都是骗人的,翻遍地狱就她一个人,哪来的二把手！ „Really?” “真的？” Luo Su asks casually, never expected that Satan departed from the norm to comply. 罗素随便问问,没想到撒旦一反常态答应了。 To be honest, he really has no idea. 说实话,他真没什么想法。 Was the status of Satan was too mainly attractive, recalled before faced ‚Satan’ admitting defeat, always thought did not bully several, was unfair to this rare opportunity simply. 主要是撒旦的身份太诱人了,回想之前面对‘撒旦’的吃瘪,总觉得不欺负几下,简直对不起这次难得的机会。 „Really, another day certainly!” “真的,改天一定！” „A while, which day this is another day......?” “等会儿,这个改天……是哪天？”