AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

#990: Becoming the man of devil


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Arnold inscribes end of the contract, signature governor! 阿诺在合约末尾落款,署名州长! The red package wrap/sets looked that had not looked, then received the contract directly, to her, was signed what name is not unimportant by curse, even if the doodle result is also at fingertips same. 红包套看都没看,便直接将契约收了起来,对她而言,被诅咒者签什么名字并不重要,哪怕是信手涂鸦结果也都一样。 Because finally right to interpret in her hand. 因为最终解释权在她手上。 Contract signs, my servant Hebrew, said your desire, I will realize it for you.” “契约签订完毕,我的仆人希伯来,说出你的愿望,我会为你实现它。” Hears Satan to speak thoughtlessly to arrange the name, Luo Su rolls the eyes, this name one listens to know, the hell and heaven is a company. 听到撒旦随口编得名字,罗素直翻白眼,这名字一听就知道,地狱和天堂是一家公司。 Satan Sir, I hopes that you called me governor, rather than Hebrew.” “撒旦大人,我希望您称呼我‘州长’,而不是希伯来。” Good, Hebrew, said the desire!” “好的,希伯来,把愿望说出来吧!” Arnold hesitation moment, said: I hope John who washes off the youth offenses record and he does not have mother of criminal record to live in a wealthy family.” 阿诺沉吟片刻,一口气说道:“我希望洗去青少年犯罪记录的约翰和他没有前科的母亲生活在一个富裕的家庭里。” John Connor who washes off the youth offenses record, does not have Sarah Connor, a wealthy family of criminal record......” “洗去青少年犯罪记录的约翰・康纳、没有前科的莎拉・康纳、一个富裕的家庭……” Satan is breaking off the finger, is said: Hebrew, even if you read, cannot change this is the facts of three desires.” 撒旦掰着手指,算道:“希伯来,就算你一口气念出来,也改变不了这是三个愿望的事实。” Arnold: „......” 阿诺:“……” He has not incurred! 他没招了! „, The Satan little elder sister, I interrupted.” “咳咳,撒旦小姐姐,我来插个嘴。” Luo Su coughs lightly, said to Satan: Surface, Arnold has three desires, but here is U.S.A, comes true with the place of miracle, has money all to have the possibility.” 罗素轻咳一声,对撒旦说道:“表面来看,阿诺有三个愿望,但这里是美帝,梦想成真和奇迹之地,有钱一切皆有可能。” Therefore?” “所以?” Luo Su shrugs: Therefore his desire summarizes is very rich, will have money to neglect John's youth offenses record to everyone, as well as Ms. Connor's a series of criminal records.” 罗素耸耸肩:“所以他的愿望总结下来就是非常有钱,有钱到所有人都会忽略约翰的青少年犯罪记录,以及康纳女士的一系列前科。” Satan hears word sighed heartfeltly: Tells the truth, you were not the devil to be a pity.” 撒旦闻言由衷感叹:“有一说一,你不做魔鬼真是可惜了。” Almost!” “差不多!” Luo Su selected the eyebrow toward Satan: Frankly, my recent dream, becomes the man of devil!” 罗素朝撒旦挑了挑眉:“实不相瞒,我最近的梦想,是成为魔鬼的男人!” „......” “……” Satan shows the whites of the eyes speechless, heard that for the first time dream also had recently this view, the full dregs male regarded the feeling. 撒旦无语翻了个白眼,第一次听说梦想还有最近这种说法,满满渣男既视感。 She looked at hesitation anxious Connor one: Rich, very simple desire, the hell invested many industries in New York, gives you to arrange a status of banker, the remaining issues your oneself solve.” 她看了眼踌躇不安的康纳一家:“有钱而已,很简单的愿望,地狱在纽约投资了很多产业,给你安排一个银行家的身份,剩下的问题你自己解决。” The paper money ability can solve all problems, therefore Arnold said that does not have the issue. 钞能力可以解决一切问题,所以阿诺表示没问题。 He nods, according to selling into servitude contract, after Connor mother and child leave the world, he will become the asset of Satan thoroughly. 他点点头,按照卖身契约,在康纳母子离世后,他会彻底成为撒旦的资产。 Before then, he must look after this to mother and child for a lifetime. 在这之前,他要照顾这对母子一辈子。 Naturally, mainly brings up John, looks at his marriage and having child, finally died senilly, Sarah Connor is the complimentary gift. 当然,主要是将约翰抚养成人,看着他结婚生子,最后衰老死去,莎拉・康纳属于赠品。 ! 啪! Satan hit a sound to refer, thick red glove wears good: Hebrew, without mission gives you, we will meet 70 years later.” 撒旦打了个响指,将厚厚的红色手套戴好:“希伯来,如果没有任务交给你,我们会在七十年之后见面。” Then, the Satan figure is gloomy, the dim red fog goes with the wind. 说完,撒旦身形暗淡,朦胧红雾随风而去。 Arnold lifts the hand to touch to the clothes pocket, takes out a driving license itself/Ben, as well as some related status documents, a cell phone. 阿诺抬手摸向衣服口袋,取出一个驾照本,以及一些有关身份的证件,还有一部手机。 He looks at these, even more felt oneself seemed like one person. 他愣愣看着这些,越发觉得自己像是一个‘人’了。 Do not cheer too soon, the friendship reminded, your soul was not eternal, does not want to turn into the ice-cold machine suddenly, do not use me to give your ability.” “别高兴的太早,友情提醒一下,你的灵魂并不是永恒的,不想突然变成冰冷的机器,就不要使用我给你的能力。” The Luo Su racket Arnold's shoulder, exchanged a telephone while convenient: Is all right do not hit to me, has the matter not to want, your boss is Satan.” 罗素拍拍阿诺的肩膀,顺便交换了一下电话:“没事不要打给我,有事也不要,你的老板是撒旦。” Mr. Luo Su, thanked you.” 罗素先生,非常感谢你。” like this do not say, temporarily conceives a plan, I planned is not unfriendly to you.” “千万别这么说,临时起意罢了,我原本的计划对你并不友好。” Luo Su waves, the figure leaps from the roof jumps down, vanishes along the shadow of building does not see. 罗素挥挥手,身形一跃从楼顶跳下,沿着大楼的阴影消失不见。 Arnold Station in the attic, lifted the hand to hold down John's head to rub rubbing: John, this is very marvelous, future you send me to return protect you now, but he has not certainly thought, I will protect a long time.” 阿诺站在顶楼,抬手按住约翰的脑袋揉了揉:“约翰,这很奇妙,未来的你派我返回现在保护你,可他一定没想到,我会保护很长一段时间。” Arnold, can I call your father?” “阿诺,我可以叫你爸爸吗?” Does not have the issue!” “没问题!” „It is not absolutely good!” “绝对不行!” ...... …… Another side, Luo Su drives to return to the police authorities, on the copilot sits cross-legged a beautiful to be short, the eye of ajar half whole, coordinates the aloof the aristocrat makings, quite under punches. 另一边,罗素驱车返回警局,副驾驶上盘坐着一只美短,半开半阖的眼睛,配合高冷的贵族气质,相当欠揍。 This cat is t-1000, makes the robot time quiet, after Luo Su gives the life, as before three sticks cannot make one, arranged the status of cat to it simply. 这只猫就是t-1000,做机器人的时候少言寡语,被罗素赋予生命之后,依旧三棍子打不出一个屁,索性给其安排了猫的身份。 This cat is very cool, can willfully the composite deformation various types of weapons, even can also turn into the armored clothing to put in the body. 这只猫很酷,可以任意组合变形成各种武器,甚至还能变成防弹衣穿在身上。 Luo Su hopes after this mission finished, pulls out to t-1000 Item Card, in order to can also continue to install...... the to rub cat in other world. 罗素希望这次任务结束后,抽到一张t-1000的物品卡,以便在别的世界也能继续装……撸猫。 But currently speaking, hopes very uncertainly, because he only triggered to draw on Max one time, but Max...... 但就目前而言,希望十分渺茫,因为他只在麦克斯身上触发了一次抽奖,而麦克斯…… Luo Su refuses to open her drawing! 罗素拒绝开启她的抽奖! Luo Su had not lain to Arnold a moment ago, looks for Satan indeed to conceive a plan temporarily, can only say that the plan might as well change, the fickle man midway changed twice plans continuously. 刚才罗素没有对阿诺说谎,找来撒旦的确是临时起意,只能说计划不如变化,善变的男人中途连续更改了两次计划。 The initial original plan, caused havoc the mental institution, making everyone know that had the robot to exist. 最初的原计划,大闹精神病院,让所有人都知道有机器人存在。 Because before rushing to the hospital, t-800 then kills, but also without starting the plan died. 因赶到医院前,t-800便从中杀出,还没开始的计划就夭折了。 The second original plan, captured alive t-1000, lets its invasion computer network, the global being shown to the public related sky net and future atomic warfare event. 第二个原计划,活捉t-1000,让其入侵电脑网络,全球公映有关天网和未来的核战事件。 Luo Su in also has the mirror, the universe space and time patrol officer, or the space and time administrative bureau with a name, the flickering earthman continues to research and develop the risk of sky net casually clearly, and makes the example with t-1000. 罗素在其中也有出镜,宇宙时空巡逻官,或者时空管理局随便用一个名字,忽悠地球人明白继续研发天网的风险,并拿t-1000来做实例。 Afterward when he flickered Connor, tricked oneself, pondering over the excuse is very reasonable, this world was chaotic , the sky net was an insignificant younger brother, does not need specially for its big fee/spent was flustered. 后来他忽悠康纳一家时,把自己也忽悠了,琢磨着说辞很有道理,这个世界乱得很,天网就是个无足轻重的弟弟,没必要专程为了它大费周章。 Again then, had presence of Satan. 再然后,就有了撒旦的出场。 Finally is good, obtains another day will eat meal commitment that was perfunctory extremely, learned one from the indenture of sale of person into servitude treaty while convenient. 结果还不错,得到了一个极其敷衍的‘改天吃饭’承诺,顺便从卖身契条约上学到了一手。 The only insufficiency is mission is stirless, important case 0 / 5, ordinary case 0 / 50, solves the t-1000 crisis, has not made the progress bar change, the ordinary case from 0 has not turned into 1 continually. 唯一的不足是任务毫无动静,重大案件0/5,普通案件0/50,解决t-1000的危机,并没有使进度条改变,连普通案件都没从0变成一。 If I this silly cat taking away office, telling the chief it am the murderer who attacks David, will be from future robot assassin......” “如果我把这只傻猫带去办公室,告诉局长它就是袭击大卫的凶手,还是来自未来的机器人杀手……” Luo Su thinks, finally chose giving up, not because of stupid, but was the crisis had passed, does not need to cause the mighty waves again. 罗素想了想,最终选择了放弃,不是因为过于沙雕,而是危机已经度过,没必要再掀波澜。 He drives to enter the police authorities, exchanges own race car, rushes David who the hospital sees to remain unconscious, the midway bought a gift in the gift shop. 他驱车进入警局,换上自己的科迈罗跑车,赶往医院看望昏迷不醒的大卫,中途在礼品店买了个礼物。 In the hospital ward, the bitter experience hits hard David who turns into the vegetable to be motionless, is just the same as t-1000 just before leaving expression, side is his mother's middle-aged female lowers the head to wipe the tears probably. 病房里,遭遇重击变成植物人的大卫一动不动,和t-1000临走时的表情一模一样,旁边大概是他母亲的中年女子低头抹泪。 Sees Luo Su to appear, the middle-aged female shows the forced smile: Hello, I am David's mother, does not know that you are?” 看到罗素出现,中年女子露出牵强的笑容:“你好,我是大卫的母亲,不知道你是?” Luo Su said with a laugh: I called Luo Su, if David did not have the stupor, should be able to become the partner with me.” 罗素笑呵呵道:“我叫罗素,如果大卫没有昏迷,应该会和我成为搭档。” Yes, if he does not have the stupor......” “是啊,如果他没昏迷……” The middle-aged female look is low-spirited: Did not have the opportunity, the doctor said that David will never wake.” 中年女子神色黯然:“没机会了,医生说大卫永远都不会醒过来。” Do not listen to the doctor to talk nonsense, David is a good child, is the luck is not quite good, God likes his name, will make him regain consciousness quickly.” “别听医生瞎说,大卫是个好孩子,就是运气不太好,上帝喜欢他的名字,想必很快就会让他苏醒。” Many thanks, I go to pour water to you.” “多谢,我去给你倒杯水。” The middle-aged female said to leave, Luo Su gazes after it to vanish in out of the door, lifts the hand to place David forehead, the Saint light sweeps to cure it. 中年女子说完离开,罗素目送其消失在门外,抬手放在大卫额头,圣光扫过将其治愈完毕。 Plays Saint heart light/only to be black, but most people like having to play Saint friend light/only, forms a team to be an exception , because the Saint light treatment result gets quick results. 玩圣光的心都黑,但绝大多数人都喜欢有个玩圣光的朋友,组队除外,就是因为圣光治疗效果立竿见影。 David knits the brows to sit up, a face compels to look at Luo Su of bedside ignorant, said confusedly: Luo Su, the decoration of this restaurant may be really unique , when do I come in?” 大卫皱眉坐起,一脸懵逼看着床边的罗素,迷茫道:“罗素,这家餐厅的装潢可真别致,还有,我什么时候进来的?” Here is a hospital, your was attacked, threw the spear/gun also to throw the police vehicle.” “这里是医院,你被人袭击了,丢了枪也丢了警车。” What!?” “what!?” David stares the big eye, wants like this to be hapless. 大卫瞪大眼睛,要不要这么倒霉。 What is more hapless, the raider takes your spear/gun to commit murder facing the street, but also dressed up your appearance, now your warrant for arrest whole city is.” “更倒霉的是,袭击者拿着你的枪当街行凶,还打扮成了你的模样,现在你的通缉令满城都是。” „......” “……” David stares the big eye, nearly faints again. 大卫瞪大眼睛,险些再次昏倒。 A Luo Su palm of the hand claps on his forehead: Do not faint, two good news to tell you.” 罗素一巴掌拍在他脑门上:“别昏,有两个好消息告诉你。” Spear/Gun and police vehicle looked, pretended to be my gangster also to hold?” “枪和警车找回来了,冒充我的匪徒也抓住了?” That does not have.” “那倒没有。” Luo Su said: „The first good news, the doctor saying that your latter half of life will turn into the vegetable, finally you awoke, therefore do not faint, the stupor really did not wake again.” 罗素说道:“第一个好消息,医生说你下半辈子会变成植物人,结果你醒了,所以千万别昏倒,再昏迷就真的醒不过来了。” „The second good news, I not to know that you will wake, therefore bought the gift to visit you.” “第二个好消息,我不知道你会醒过来,所以买了礼物来探望你。” Saying, Luo Su disassembles the gift bag, takes out a green hat to wear on David. 说着,罗素拆开礼品袋,取出一顶绿帽子戴在大卫头上。 Green?” “绿色的?” „The quick beginning of winter, having the hat was good, but also selects the color!” “快入冬了,有帽子就不错了,还挑颜色!” Luo Su wonders very much, U.S.A here should not have green hat the view is right, was he remembers incorrectly. 罗素很纳闷,美帝这边应该不流行‘绿帽子’的说法才对,难道是他记错了。 No, I like the green hat, but I have two green hats.” “不,我喜欢绿色的帽子,可我已经有两顶绿帽子了。” „, That may be really unfortunate!” “哦,那可真不幸!” Luo Su shakes the head again and again, which perspective no matter from, simultaneously has three green hats is a sad matter. 罗素连连摇头,不管从哪个角度而言,同时拥有三顶绿帽子都是一件悲催的事情。 He and David have nothing to chat, gives the gift to go out directly, in the corridor ran into David's mother. 他和大卫没什么可聊的,送完礼物直接出门,走廊里遇到了大卫的母亲。 „Does Officer Luo Su, no longer sit a while?” 罗素警官,不再坐一会儿吗?” „, The boy installed the dusk to deceive the gift, I do not want to speak with him.” “不了,那小子装昏骗礼物,我不想和他多说话。” Luo Su does not stop, leaves behind the perplexed David mother, when he passes through the corridor corner, in the hospital ward spreads the grating scream, close to is then crying on each other's shoulders. 罗素不做停留,留下不明所以的大卫母亲,在他走过走廊拐角的时候,病房里传出刺耳尖叫,接近着便是抱头痛哭。 Again then, one group of doctors ran in the hospital ward hurriedly. 再然后,一群医生急匆匆跑进了病房。 ...... …… Midnight, Luo Su sits on the sofa accesses the net, the ties of notebook are t-1000 become beautiful to be short, the latter uses the claw and tail acts as the ties, and uses the strong cpu analysis and calculation data. 半夜,罗素坐在沙发上上网,笔记本电脑的连接线是t-1000变得美短,后者用爪子和尾巴充当连接线,并用超强的cpu计算分析数据。 In other words , the computer is a monitor, the main body is the cat. 换言之,电脑就是一台显示器,主体是猫。 Bang bang bang! 砰砰砰! The door sounds, Luo Su knits the brows to look, discovered is hugging the bankrupt two sisters group of clothes, he curls the lip slightly, the setting out door opens. 房门敲响,罗素皱眉看去,发现是抱着换洗衣物的破产姐妹二人组,他微微撇嘴,起身将门打开。 „Do two beautiful women, shower have not fixed?” “两位美女,淋浴还没修好吗?” „, Officer Luo Su, we are not borrow the bathroom......” “呃,罗素警官,我们不是来借浴室的……” Carolyn is very awkward, nearby Max pushes down several centimeters the zipper tactful: Right, taking advantage of the bathroom while convenient, we have other matter to ask police officer Sir to help.” 卡洛琳十分尴尬,边上的麦克斯识趣将拉链拉低几公分:“没错,借浴室只是顺便,我们有别的事情想找警官大人帮忙。” Lends money?” “借钱?” Does not lend money, but if you want, that lends money.” “不是借钱,但如果你愿意,那就是借钱。” Max throws out the chest to raise the head: Officer Luo Su, I do not want to lie, if you lend me, I definitely , can only repay the debt with other way.” 麦克斯挺胸抬头:“罗素警官,我不想说谎,如果你借钱给我,我肯定还不起,只能用别的方式来偿还债务。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” On Max, he saw past, the facial skin thief is thick. 在麦克斯身上,他看到了当年的自己,脸皮贼厚。 ---- ---- Has hegemon ‚a lonely son of a bitch reward, is calculating that owed the big shot several chapters...... 有盟主‘一只孤单的狗子’打赏,正在算到底欠大佬几章了……
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