In apartment! 公寓中！ Luo Su is carrying the cup ice water dependence window, in the room more than ten famous experts install the worker busy work, they pack to move out in the room the complete furniture and home scrap, the speed wonderful quick incomparable. 罗素端着杯冰水依靠窗台,屋内十余名家装工人忙碌作业,他们打包搬走屋内全部的家具和生活垃圾,速度奇快无比。 Only this efficiency, then can guarantee that this company gains a footing in New York. 光这效率,便可以保证这家公司在纽约占据一席之地。 Evacuates after the room, the family/home installing personnel rearrange the water and electricity line, installs the lamps and lanterns, to spread the wallpaper and rug, the last each article furniture and electric appliance move into the room. 在屋中搬空之后,家装人员重排水电线路,装上灯具、铺好墙纸和地毯,最后一件件家具和电器搬入屋内。 The shoes cabinet wardrobe crowds the clothing shoes that the label had not ripped, various daily necessities have it all, even the air cleaner has not fallen. 连带鞋柜衣橱都塞满了标签都未撕下来的衣物鞋帽,各类生活用品一应俱全,连空气净化器都没落下。 Does not need to carry the package, moves in directly, may be called perfect! 无需拎包,直接入住,堪称完美！ Satan woman a black-and-white work place small suit, the black frame spectacle frames in the bridge of the nose, fiery-red long hair bunch city list ponytail, are elegant, the curve takes in everything at a glance. 撒旦女士一身黑白色职场小西装,黑框眼镜架在鼻梁,火红色长发束城单马尾,气质优雅,曲线一览无余。 In her hand takes the electronic monitoring system report form, outlines the furniture in comparison room, confirmed after being unmistakable, hands over to Luo Su in front. 她手里拿着看板报表,勾勾画画对照屋内的家具,确认无误后递至罗素面前。 „Your desire has been completed, here signed on ok.” “你的愿望已经完成,在这里签个字就ok了。” The Luo Su desire a new home, on the current situation, indeed is changed beyond recognition. 罗素的愿望是要个新家,就目前的情况而言,的确是焕然一新。 He received the report form, confirmed that does not buy and sell the contract of soul, signs ‚Darkseid’ conveniently the given name, hands over also the report form time takes advantage of opportunity to touch the slender white hands of Satan. 他接过报表,确认不是买卖灵魂的契约,随手签上‘达克赛德’的大名,递还报表的时候顺势摸上撒旦的纤纤玉手。 „Satan little elder sister, you did not think that in the family/home also lacks a mistress?” “撒旦小姐姐,你不觉得家里还缺个女主人吗？” „That person definitely is not I!” “那个人肯定不是我！” Satan makes an effort to hold own hand, gives nearby family/home to install the worker the report form, turned an attractive supercilious look: „Mr. Luo Su, if you want to be married, we can be together, if only the greedy my body, urging you should better to cancel this thought.” 撒旦用力拽出自己的手,将报表交给旁边的家装工人,翻了个漂亮白眼:“罗素先生,如果你想谈婚论嫁,我们可以相处一下,如果只是馋我的身子,劝你最好打消这个念头。” „Does not have the issue!” “没问题！” The Luo Su nod complies, many lovers in being married on the way of discovered that each other is inappropriate, finally bids good-bye low-spirited. 罗素点头答应,很多情侣都是在谈婚论嫁的途中发现彼此不合适,最后黯然分手。 „Hehe......” “呵呵……” Satan has not spoken, loses a supercilious look to make Luo Su realize: „Your desire has been completed, I am those words, in the world does not have the free lunch, even if in the dream anything has, you must first have a dream are good.” 撒旦没说话,丢了个白眼让罗素自己体会:“你的愿望已经完成了,我还是那句话,世界上没有免费的午餐,哪怕梦里什么都有,你也要先做梦才行。” Luo Su nods: „I understood, in me the dream of hundred million Yuan lottery ticket is unable to be realized, right?” 罗素点点头:“我懂了,我中亿元彩票的梦想无法实现,对吗？” „Right, because the premise of hundred million Yuan lottery ticket, is you must buy a lottery ticket, however you not.” “没错,因为中亿元彩票的前提,是你要去买一张彩票,然而你并没有。” Satan said wickedly, she has received to Luo Su enough, cannot be victorious could not have been inescapable, otherwise, she definitely according to stamps on the ground Luo Su. 撒旦恶狠狠说了一句,她对罗素已经受够了,也就是打不过还跑不了,不然的话,她肯定把罗素按在地上踩死。 She had decided, goes back to install the security window and security lock to own bedroom, the Longinus Spear stopper under the pillow, to guard rests beauty sleep the time while convenient, in the room are many a person. 她已经决定,回去就给自己的卧室安上防盗窗和防盗锁,顺便把朗基奴斯枪塞在枕头下面,以防睡美容觉的时候,屋里多出一个人。 Whom the devils achieved this situation not to have, she pondered over is going back to give God to make a phone call, the accent goes to the heaven to go to work, changes an aunt to work as Satan in the hell. 魔鬼做到这种地步也没谁了,她琢磨着回去给上帝打一个电话,调去天堂上班,换一个大妈在地狱当撒旦。 Without the aunt, Michael is also good, when was in shifts. 没有大妈,米迦勒也行,就当轮班了。 Looks the back that Satan departs, Luo Su shrugs sits in ‚new home’ on the sofa. 看着撒旦离去的背影,罗素耸耸肩坐在‘新家’的沙发上。 Receives in exchange for the contracts of seven desires not signing with the soul, he wants to sell to the devil the soul, Satan did not agree. 用灵魂换取七个愿望的契约没有签成,他想把灵魂卖给魔鬼,撒旦死活不同意。 As the compensation, Satan ensure realizes his desire. 作为补偿,撒旦保证实现他一个愿望。 Actually, has not signed the contract to be better, looks like in Luo Su, signed the contract the words that only then seven desires, do not sign, the quantity can decide casually. 其实,没签契约更好,在罗素看来,签了契约只有七个愿望,不签的话,数量可以随便定。 He has the devil cell phone, can 24 hours relate Satan, the skill of gate of hell, Satan dares not to want, he dares to act crazy at the scene. 他有魔鬼手机,可以24小时联系撒旦,还有地狱之门的技能,撒旦敢不愿意,他就敢当场发飙。 „Mister, is this your bill, the check swipes the card?” “先生,这是您的账单,支票还是刷卡？” Luo Su is self-satisfied, a famous expert installs the worker to hand over the Luo Su signature report form, and supplemented a bill. 罗素正得意着,一名家装工人将罗素的签名报表递上,并附带了一份账单。 „A while, what meaning this bill is, aren't you that lady's subordinate?” “等会儿,这个账单是什么意思,你们不是那位女士的手下？” „No, that woman relates our company, chose the one-stop work style to repair meal set, then the telephone ordered, we provided most quickly the most convenient visit service.” “不,那位女士联系我们公司,选择了一站式装修套餐,然后电话下单,我们提供最快最便捷的上门服务。” Luo Su:(???) 罗素:(???) In the mind flashes through Satan that ‚in the world not to have free lunch’, he understands finally meaning, exchanges money for the goods, the devil really treats both the young and old honestly. 脑海中闪过撒旦那句‘世界上没有免费的午餐’,他终于明白了其中的含义,一手交钱一手交货,魔鬼果然童叟无欺。 „Mister, does the check swipe the card?” “先生,支票还是刷卡？” „Swipes the card!” “刷卡！” Luo Su pulls out the credit card from the bosom, in ‚very much happily after’, the door was closed, in the room was only left over him. 罗素从怀里掏出信用卡,在一番‘很高兴为您服务’之后,房门被关死,屋里只剩下了他一个人。 He looked at outside the eye piece beginning the dim light of night, thinks to dial the partner David's telephone. 他看了眼窗外初起的夜色,想了想拨通搭档大卫的电话。 „Luo Su, is I, how, you decided that can come out to drink one cup? That was sorry very much, I help Pierre go on duty for somebody else, tonight I must go on patrol the area of jurisdiction, another day will ask you to soak again.” “罗素,是我,怎么,你决定要出来喝一杯了？那很抱歉,我帮皮埃尔顶班,今晚我要巡逻辖区,改天再请你泡吧。” David said one pile, after he stops, Luo Su is calm: „Boy, gives the opportunity that you displays one time, here has a person homicide case, the address the block of flats in my rented room.” 大卫吧啦吧啦说了一堆,在他停下后,罗素淡定道:“小子,给你一次表现的机会,我这里有一桩人命案,地址就在我出租屋的公寓楼。” „In......, in your room!?” David's voice obviously trembled. “在……在,在你屋子里！？”大卫的声音明显哆嗦了起来。 „Do not play dumb, I live in third floor, the corpse in two buildings.” “别犯傻,我住三楼,尸体在二楼。” „Good, my in the past.” “好的,我这就过去。” „Light is you comes uselessly, you will not investigate the scene.” “光是你过来没用,你又不会勘查现场。” „Right, right, you said right.” “对对,对,你说得对。” „Honk toot toot-” “嘟嘟嘟--” The telephone hangs up, Luo Su sighed, on the new partner mouth said very attractively, the opportunity left person who was prepared, finally the corpse has not seen, the person started. 电话挂断,罗素叹了口气,新搭档嘴上说得很漂亮,机会留给有准备的人,结果尸体还没看见,人就开始慌了。 He needs and chief chats, David who just passed the practice session will not be suitable to become his partner, the risk too will be in danger greatly anytime. 他有必要和局长谈谈,刚过实习期的大卫不适合成为他的搭档,风险太大随时会有生命危险。 Should better trade one invulnerability, 360 degrees bulletproofing, lacks the arm to break cockroach who the leg can also live. 最好换一个刀枪不入,三百六十度防弹,缺胳膊断腿也能活下来的小强。 Otherwise, he is very difficult to guarantee the returning alive rate/lead of partner! 否则,他很难保证搭档的生还率！ ...... …… „Officer Luo Su, can say how you discover the corpse?” “罗素警官,能说说你是怎么发现尸体的吗？” Two buildings, two colleagues were inquiring that Luo Su special details, this is the necessary link, the person on one's own side is also no exception. 二楼,两名同事正在询问罗素具体情况,这是必要环节,自己人也不能例外。 „Depends upon my rich EXP, with the keen intuition of elite police officer!” “依靠我丰富的经验,和精英警员的敏锐直觉！” „......” X2 “……”x2 „What's wrong, no?” “怎么了,不行吗？” „Naturally is not good, the door tightens, does not have any evidence suggested that inside has the deceased person...... to ask, even if the excuse, please give one nicely.” “当然不行,房门紧锁,没有任何证据表明里面有死人……拜托,哪怕是借口,也请给一个像样点的。” The colleagues are very awkward, the scene judged initially, dead lives alone, the death time surpassed for three days, unnatural death, but has ruled out the possibility of homicide, the cause of death was the laundry powder cracks with the teeth too. 同事十分为难,现场初步判断,死者一人独居,死亡时间超过三天,非正常死亡,但已经排除他杀的可能,死因是洗衣粉嗑太多了。 This cause of death in a big way stresses one to take in New York, Luo Su as the corpse finder and neighbor, got out of the status of biggest suspect, but reported on, he must give a proper point reason. 这种死法在纽约一抓一大把,罗素作为尸体发现者和邻居,摆脱了最大嫌疑人的身份,但报告上,他必须给出一个正经点的理由。 Luo Su shrugs: „The sense of smell of my elite police officer told me downstairs to have the deceased person, this.” 罗素耸耸肩:“我精英警员的嗅觉告诉我楼下有死人,就这样。” „, Is this also good?” “呃,这也行？” „Naturally, I can also hear on you expired perfume, waits for...... you two to use the same expired perfume, was yesterday evening......” “当然,我还能闻出来你身上的过期香水,等等……你们两个用同一款过期香水,还是在昨天晚上……” Luo Su reads two people memories, while shows the expression that is suddenly enlighted, withdraws several footpaths: „Relax, my mouth is very strict, will not say.” 罗素一边翻看两人的记忆,一边露出恍然大悟的表情,退后几步道:“放心,我嘴巴很严,不会说出去的。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Two colleagues ended the question in a hurry, they acknowledged that the nose of Luo Su really very spirits, is not willing to treat the moment in his side, the full cold sweat left. 两个同事匆匆结束问话,他们承认罗素的鼻子真的很灵,不愿在他身边多待片刻,满头冷汗离开了。 „Can Luo Su, help?” “罗素,能帮我个忙吗？” David takes one stack of lists to walk: „I the list that attains from landlord there, needs to visit other inhabitants, understood that the situation about dead, writes a report while convenient.” 大卫拿着一沓名单走过来:“我从房东那里拿到的名单,需要对其他住户进行走访,了解关于死者的情况,顺便写一份报告。” „Therefore?” “所以呢？” „You live here, is very definitely ripe with the neighbors.” “你就住在这里,肯定和邻居们很熟。” It is not certainly ripe, today just moves ‚new home’! 一定也不熟,今天刚搬的‘新家’！ The Luo Su heart complained, could not bear David miserable base man look, took the list saying: „Listening, your report no one will be looking, the only result of handing over is placed in the archive office falls the ash, after a period of time, this public lecture threw into the smokeless crematory, yes?” 罗素心头吐槽,受不了大卫楚楚可怜的基佬眼神,拿过名单说道:“听着,你的报告没人会看,交上去的唯一结果是摆在档案室落灰,再过段时间,这份报告会被扔进无烟焚化炉,明白？” „Understood, which do we first from start?” David is not completely clear. “明白,我们先从哪家开始？”大卫完全不明白。 Luo Su shows the whites of the eyes: „Today is my vacation, I will not help you ask one by one, I only demonstrate, remaining your oneself look at the office.” 罗素翻翻白眼:“今天是我假期,我可不会帮你挨个去问,我只演示一遍,剩下的你自己看着办。” „But......” “可是……” „Without, but, you copy the graduation thesis all copy, this report can also pass.” “没有可是,你就是把毕业论文照搬全抄,这份报告也能通过。” During the speeches, Luo Su led David to go downstairs, sounded the front door of first inhabitant. 说话间,罗素带着大卫下楼,敲响了第一家住户的大门。 After the room is in chaotic situation, a blonde beautiful woman opens the door, Luo Su reveals the police officer to prove, is conscientious in discharging official duties saying: „Disturbed, the woman......, you are occupied by the renter here?” 屋内鸡飞狗跳过后,一名金发美女打开门,罗素亮出警官证,公事公办道:“打扰了,女士……们,你们是住在这里的租户吗？” In the room two females, the leg of golden hair is long, the black hair chest is big, looks at Luo Su one to feel dizzy, was not shaken the dizzy, but is two faces is the familiar face. 屋内两名女子,金发的腿长,黑发的胸大,看得罗素一阵眼晕,不是被晃晕的,而是两张面孔又是熟悉的脸。 【Ding】 【叮】 【Host contact plot character Max Blake, lottery section triggered, would you like to pull now?】 【宿主接触剧情人物麦克斯・布莱克,触发抽奖环节,是否现在抽取？】 Luo Su:(???) 罗素:(???) No wonder first floor will have a horse, and excrement quantity is full, originally is the combination of bankrupt sisters. 难怪一楼会有一匹马,且粪量十足,原来是破产姐妹的组合。 At this moment, Luo Su must reiterate again, this world is very chaotic, the show has continually. 事到如今,罗素必须再重申一遍,这个世界真的很混乱,连美剧都有。 However drew even, what Max can pull out, was her Poisonous Tongue skill, what her xxxxl that? 不过抽奖就算了,麦克斯能抽出来什么,她的毒舌技能,还是她xxxxl号的那啥？ By the way, the screenwriter really can give the name, the maxblack Chinese literal translation is infinite black, conforms to the character disposition very much. 顺便说一句,编剧真会起名字,maxblack中文直译就是无限黑,很符合人物性格。 Also 【Bankrupt sisters】 This play was too bad, Luo Su wants to study the eagle standard tired food with it before, finally the eagle wool does not have the learned, is the Poisonous Tongue index rises on the contrary rapidly, learned driving while convenient. 还有【破产姐妹】这部剧太糟了,罗素以前想用它来学习鹰格累食,结果鹰毛都没学会,反倒是毒舌指数急速上升,顺带学会了开车。 „Police officer, what do we have is not right?” “警官,我们有什么不对吗？” Blonde beautiful woman Carolyn in bankrupt sisters is fearful and apprehensive, Luo Su takes a fast look around their vision repeatedly, making her feel that oneself possibly exposed anything, the language fast said fast: „Police officer, I confess now, our names are not in the lease, is the unsheltered illegal revolutions lessee. Hopes you look in I on own initiative honest share, can process leniently, asks you!” 破产姐妹中的金发美女卡洛琳心惊肉跳,罗素反复扫视她们的目光,让她觉得自己可能暴露了什么,语速飞快道:“警官,我现在就坦白,我们的名字不在租约上,是无居所的非法转租客。希望您看在我主动坦白的份上,能够从轻处理,求您了！” „Hello, I am David Sherman, he is my partner Luo Su, lives in third floor......” “你好,我是大卫・谢尔曼,他是我的搭档罗素,就住在三楼……” ! 啪！ Luo Su gathers the police officer to prove, waves the arms about to pat on David face, the disgraceful fellow, noticed that the beautiful woman all incurred. 罗素合起警官证,甩手拍在大卫脸上,丢人现眼的家伙,看到美女全都招了。 Thinks that is a fighting small child, does not depend on the face to eat meal by the strength, finally is not good except for face anything. 原以为是个斗志昂扬的小青年,不靠脸靠实力吃饭,结果却是除了脸啥都不行。 This partner decisive cannot want, under him decides the decision, tomorrow will ask the chief to change players. 这个搭档果断不能要,他下定决定,明天就去找局长换人。 „Originally you live in third floor, that was really good, we were the neighbor......” “原来您住在三楼,那真是太好了,我们是邻……” Carolyn wants to try to get close, under gaze that in the Luo Su living person do not enter, the sound is small gradually, finally instigated one group. 卡洛琳很想套近乎,在罗素生人勿进的注视下,声音渐小,最后怂成了一团。 „Sorry, Police officer, she was inspected for the first time. Has what issue, can directly ask me!” “抱歉,警官,她第一次被检查。有什么问题,可以直接问我！” Max entrains Carolyn behind, single-handed fork waist, full slippery customer. 麦克斯将卡洛琳拽到身后,单手叉腰,十足的老油条。