The gate of hell is a good skill, seemingly is the life class skill, including assisting is not, but in fact, it can definitely act as the transmission gate use when the fight. 地狱之门是个好技能,看似属于生活类技能,连辅助都算不上,但事实上,它完全可以在战斗时充当传送门使用。 Meets the enemy who cannot be victorious, Luo Su can worm one's way into, can think the means to deceive the enemy. 遇到打不过的敌人,罗素可以自己钻进去,也可以想办法把敌人骗进去。 The shortcoming is, in the world without hell, where behind this door is unknown. 缺点是,在没有地狱的世界,这扇门背后是哪不得而知。 Now had the devil cell phone, 24 hours of hot line serves, can determine whether momentarily the current world has the myth background. 现在有了魔鬼手机,24小时热线服务,随时都能确定当前世界是否拥有神话背景。 The key has not used the sufficient phone bill! 关键是还不用充话费！ Luo Su foot treads into the hell, pleasant is the paint black mainland that the red abyss crack is found , the endless magma surges in the underground tumbling, is soaking the souls of wailing. 罗素一脚踏入地狱,入眼是红色深渊裂缝遍布的漆黑色大陆,无尽岩浆在地下翻滚涌动,浸泡着一个个哀嚎的灵魂。 The black column of smoke soars to the heavens, the sulfur taste of irritating the nose fills the air, follows desperate wailing and pitiful yell, floods in the air each corner. 黑色烟柱冲天,刺鼻的硫磺味弥漫,伴随绝望的哀嚎、惨叫,充斥在空气中每一个角落。 The upper air is covered by the cloud layer that the black smoke condenses, once for a while will have the stone that the flame wraps to fall, very standard hell style. 高空被黑烟凝聚的云层笼罩,时不时会有火焰包裹的石块落下,非常标准的地狱式画风。 Luo Su shakes the head slightly, the before hell of this world and him, has looked at compared with hell, missing is not a tiny bit. 罗素微微摇头,这个世界的地狱和他之前看过的地狱相比,差了不是一星半点。 Did not say that the area is not very big, the present hell is vast in territory, the sky and land are constituted by two planes, theoretically the area is infinitely great. 不是说面积不够大,眼前的地狱幅员辽阔,天空和大地由两个平面构成,理论上疆域无限大。 What Luo Su is discontented, the modeling of this hell was too ordinary, does not have the imagination. 罗素不满的是,这个地狱的造型太普通了,毫无想象力可言。 Let alone he, average man eyes looked at the past, knows that here was the hell. 别说他,常人一眼望过去,就知道这里是地狱。 Draws an analogy, fills with travels joyfully, after destination, discovers and other scenic spots is nondistinctive, characteristics did not have, to anticipate also to turn disappointedly. 打个比方,满怀欣喜去旅游,到了目的地之后,发现和其他景点毫无区别,一点特色都没有,期待也就变成了失望。 „Satan woman ignored a proper occupation, lacking the imagination can have a look at «Faust» and «Divine Comedy», without the inspiration, is left intact to use for reference with, can still promote the attraction of hell tourism.” “撒旦女士太不务正业了,缺乏想象力可以多看看《浮士德》和《神曲》,即便没有启发,原封不动借鉴用一下,也能促进地狱旅游业的吸引力。” Luo Su is holding thick one stack of documents, baseless float above black mainland, he closes eyes the induction not to detect that Satan is , the figure is motionless, the black charm raging tide changes to the black mud to flow from the under foot. 罗素抱着厚厚一沓文件,凭空悬浮在黑色大陆之上,他闭目感应没有察觉到撒旦所在,身形不动,黑色魔力狂潮化作黑泥从脚下流淌。 A little bit black muddy water midair enlarges infinitely, after falling to the ground, forms sea, turbulent Black Sea swallows ten thousand li (0.5 km) potential by the air/Qi, submerges the red abyss, the steamroll expands in all directions unceasingly. 一滴滴黑色泥水半空无限放大,落地后形成一片海洋,波涛汹涌的黑海以气吞万里之势,淹没红色深渊,碾压四面八方不断扩张。 To the infinitely great hell, this darkness is seemingly broad, is actually harmless, having is the same. 对无限大的地狱而言,这点黑暗看似恢弘,实则无伤大雅,有没有都一样。 But in fact, this hell, already part of domains that became Luo Su. 但事实上,这座地狱,已经有一部分成了罗素的地盘。 „Stop!” “stop！” The sound of concealed anger suddenly resounds, Satan woman a black leather clothing, emerges out of thin air in the midair. 隐含怒气的声音突然响起,撒旦女士一身黑色皮衣,凭空出现在半空。 „Satan woman, if you use the talent of clothes in the operation, the hell was definitely more flagitious than the present.” “撒旦女士,如果你把穿衣打扮的天赋用在经营上,地狱肯定比现在凶残多了。” Luo Su shines the contract in hand: „I thought through, after all is seven desires, the waste was a pity.” 罗素亮了亮手里的合约:“我想通了,毕竟是七个愿望,浪费太可惜。” Satan both hands hold the shoulder, shakes the head again and again: „By your ability, will care about these seven dispensable desires?” 撒旦双手抱肩,连连摇头:“以你的能力,会在乎这七个可有可无的愿望？” „Naturally, free why doesn't want?” “当然,免费的为什么不要？” „......” “……” The Luo Su words make the Satan corner of the eye tic, glare angrily: „In this world does not have the free lunch, the god or the devil, are impossible to attain without effort.” 罗素的话让撒旦眼角抽抽,怒目圆睁道:“这个世界上没有免费的午餐,不论是神还是魔鬼,都不可能不劳而获。” „Inequitable exchange or conservation of energy, sound very scientific, does not conform to the person of your devil to suppose.” “等价交换还是能量守恒,听起来很科学,不符合你魔鬼的人设。” „Shut up!” “闭嘴！” Satan cannot bear talking endlessly of Luo Su, raised the hand points at him saying: „I do not know gods who where you brave, but ‚the lord of dark dimension’ the name, one hear is the enemy of God, coming the hell to ask me to trouble to make anything, looks him!” 撒旦受不了罗素的喋喋不休,抬手指着他说道:“我不知道你是从哪里冒出来的神明,但‘黑暗维度之主’的称呼,一听就是上帝的敌人,来地狱找我麻烦做什么,去找他啊！” like this instigated, makes Satan really? 这么怂,做撒旦真的好吗？ Thinks the dc world meets ‚Satan’, thinks again Marvel universe one group of fiendish people break the head for the Satan throne, Luo Su do not know quickly said what was good. 想想dc世界遇到的‘撒旦’,再想想漫威宇宙一群魔王为了撒旦王座打破头,罗素都快不知道说什么好了。 „I want to look for him actually, but I do not know that which he lives, therefore can only look for your trouble.” “我倒是想找他,可我不知道他住在哪,所以只能来找你的麻烦了。” Luo Su selected the eyebrow to look at Satan one: „Just, you used the shoddy performing skill to tell me, you and he went to work in the same company, perhaps he was your immediate superior.” 罗素挑眉看了撒旦一眼:“刚刚,你用拙劣的演技告诉我,你和他在同一家公司上班,没准他还是你的顶头上司。” Hit slightly came old, placing on Satan and God is perhaps inappropriate, but in most situations also is really so. 打了小的来了老的,放在撒旦和上帝身上或许不合适,但大多数情况下还真是如此。 The opposition of hell and heaven, for conducts the good and evil to teach to the world, the hell is always indispensable one point. 地狱和天堂的对立,用于对世人进行善恶教导,地狱从来就是不可或缺的一环。 Very cruel in person opinion this, but in god opinion, this is order necessary one point. 在人看来这很残忍,但在神看来,这是秩序必要的一环。 This is not the rule that the god formulates, but is the universe constant principle, just like the birth and death, which was short of unable to balance stably. 这不是神制定的规则,而是宇宙的恒定法则,和生老病死一样,少了哪一个都无法稳固平衡。 „Do you want to look for God?” “你想找上帝？” Satan is overly suspicious and fearful to look at Luo Su: „Are you earnest?” 撒旦疑神疑鬼看着罗素:“你是认真的？” „Uh-huh.” “嗯哼。” Experienced many universes, Luo Su already has seen two livingly ‚Satan’, the devil one time is countless, only God did not have. 经历了诸多宇宙,罗素已经见过两个活生生的‘撒旦’了,魔鬼更是不计其数,唯独上帝一次也没有。 He longs for triggering to draw on God very one time, the words that did not remember incorrectly, God has a skill to call probably ‚omniscient and omnipotent’. 他十分渴望在上帝身上触发一次抽奖,没记错的话,上帝好像有个技能叫‘全知全能’。 Does not have triggering to draw are not related, white wing one bright, everyone is a person on one's own side, his Gabriel's aura, can definitely moe to mix to pass through. 没有触发抽奖也没关系,白色翅膀一亮,大家都是自己人,他一身加百列的气息,肯定能萌混过关。 Really is not good, he puts in great inconvenience, apologized to recognize a big brother, was some time the temporary worker in the heaven company. 实在不行,他委屈点,道个歉认个大哥,在天堂公司做一段时间临时工。 „Since you want to court death, I help you.” “既然你想找死,那我就成全你。” Satan woman sneers to make noise, opens the leather clothing throat opening zipper, pulls out an apple cell phone of pink outer covering from indescribable. 撒旦女士冷笑出声,拉开皮衣颈口拉链,从不可名状中掏出一部粉色外壳的苹果手机。 The hand cabinet is the pink rabbit modeling, two long ears, the cell phone chain is hanging the furry rabbit tail. 手机壳是粉色兔子造型,两个长长的耳朵,手机链挂着毛茸茸的兔子尾巴。 What most pit father is, on the hand cabinet also writes an English Word -fairy! 最坑爹的是,手机壳上还写着一个英文单词-fairy！ This word can explain that is the small female celestial, can explain is the rabbit, described rabbit that among the male spans the friend line. 这个单词可以解释为小仙女,也可以解释为兔子,形容男性之间跨越友人线的兔子。 No matter which explanation, places on this Satan, is a little inappropriate. 不管是哪种解释,放在这位撒旦身上,都有点不合适。 „Waits for meetings, your cell phone......” “等会,你这个手机……” Luo Su lifts the hand to stop, trough are too many, does not spit his whole body to be uncomfortable. 罗素抬手喊停,槽点太多,不吐他浑身难受。 „What's wrong, I had the young girl heart, what having wasn't right?” “怎么了,我有颗少女心,有什么不对吗？” Satan cold snort/hum, hands over a sensational look to Luo Su. 撒旦冷哼一声,给罗素递上一个大惊小怪的眼神。 „......” “……” Luo Su shrugs, the trough had spat by Satan, he had nothing to say in reply. 罗素耸耸肩,槽已经被撒旦自己吐了,他无言以对。 The cell phone dials, a Satan face shut out to listen: the video ringtone of Halleluyah, then exchanged one sunny smiling face „Boss, I am......, you knew, making me look to manage...... a while, what is to make me look that manages...... feeds! Hey? Hey......” 手机拨通,撒旦一脸嫌弃听了段‘哈利路亚’的彩铃,而后换上一张阳光灿烂的笑脸:“老板,我是……哦,你知道了,让我看着办……等会儿,什么叫让我看着办……喂！喂？喂……” After ten seconds, a Satan face compels to close the cell phone ignorant, looked that was overly suspicious and fearful to the Luo Su vision. 十秒钟后,撒旦一脸懵逼合上手机,看向罗素的目光更加疑神疑鬼了。 „How did God say?” “上帝怎么说？” Luo Su goes forward two to ask excitedly: „Which cafe made to meet, was the waiting room in heaven?” 罗素上前两步激动问道:“约了哪个咖啡厅见面,还是天堂的候车室？” „No, he does not want to see you, making me ask you to drink cup of tea, then...... did not have.” “不,他不想见你,让我请你喝杯茶,然后……没了。” Satan takes back the cell phone, and draws the zipper, has drawn, the neck covers solid. 撒旦将手机收回,并将拉链拉好,一直拉到底,脖子都盖得严严实实。 „Why?” “为什么？” Luo Su is dumbfounded, thinks of a possibility suddenly, God of this world cannot be victorious he, therefore instigated. 罗素傻眼,猛然想到一种可能,这个世界的上帝打不过他,所以怂了。 The truth is similar, God looked at the future, from the beginning he according to rubs on the ground Luo Su, afterward Luo Su according to rubbed on the ground him. 事实真相差不多,上帝看了眼未来,一开始他把罗素按在地上摩擦,后来罗素把他按在地上摩擦。 After firing off, Luo Su creates the universe, returns to the home position the time line. 打完之后,罗素重新创造宇宙,将时间线归复原位。 In other words , before hitting, and after hitting, the advancement of the world exactly as it is, the only difference is he takes a beating. 换言之,打之前和打之后,世界的进程原样不动,唯一的区别是他挨了一顿揍。 Such being the case, everyone did not meet is not good. 既然如此,大家不见面不就好了。 ...... …… Hell Satan temporary palace. 地狱撒旦行宫。 Luo Su carries the teacup to sit in the garden, peripheral is delightful gathering of beautifully dressed people, not far away is situated the pink palace, like fairy tale world female celestial residence. 罗素端着茶杯坐在花园中,周边是春意盎然的花团锦簇,不远处坐落着粉红色的宫殿,像极了童话世界的仙女住所。 He is speechless, God of solid hammer world is not proper, otherwise Satan drift off will not become this style. 他又是一阵无语,实锤这个世界的上帝不怎么正经,不然撒旦不会跑偏成这幅画风。 „The lord of dark dimension, discontentedly what do you have to my young girl heart?” “黑暗维度之主,你对我的少女心有什么不满吗？” Satan zhuo changed clothes, the ski clothes, the whole body covered solid, but also wore ultra-large against goggles. 撒旦叕换了身衣服,滑雪服,全身捂得严严实实,还戴了一副超大的防风镜。 „Having the necessity covers like this to be solid?” “有必要捂这么严实？” Luo Su deeply feels ill, opposite Satan resembles was suspecting his moral behavior, how will as if put on how is been little same by him. 罗素深感不适,对面的撒旦似是在怀疑他的人品,仿佛穿少了会被他怎么怎么一样。 Satan truth truth: „Without the means that the boss is not willing to act, explained that I definitely cannot be victorious you, if you have what idea, but also puts in the action, which on me cries.” 撒旦实话实话道:“没办法,老板不愿意出面,说明我肯定打不过你,万一你有什么想法,还付诸于行动,我上哪去哭。” „You want to be many, I was on the mouth say ominously, was actually chaster than anyone, did not believe you to try.” “你想多了,我就是嘴上说得凶,其实比谁都纯洁,不信你试试。” „What tries, tries to entice you?” “试什么,试着勾引你吗？” Satan flips the supercilious look: „To be many person is you, I am a conservative woman, wants to look for the pleasure to go to other place.” 撒旦翻了翻白眼:“想多了的人是你,我是个保守的女人,想找乐子去别的地方。” „Conservative! You?” “保守！就你？” Luo Su nearly spits the black tea, the squint looks at Satan: „I remember somebody just arrived, has not basically put on anything, but also soaks the milk bath in my family.” 罗素险些把红茶吐出来,斜眼看着撒旦:“我记得某人刚登场的时候,基本没穿什么,还在我家泡牛奶浴。” „That is the job requirement, if I wear the ski clothes to enter the stage, who believes that I am a devil, how to seduce the person to sign the contract?” “那是工作需要,我要是穿着滑雪服出场,谁会相信我是个魔鬼,怎么诱惑人签下契约？” „Really reasonable!” “真有道理！” Luo Su shook the head, sipped black tea in the cup, did not lose heart: „Or, we everywhere, are first inappropriate divide again, believes me, I have many flashing temperatures.” 罗素摇摇头,抿了口杯中的红茶,不死心道:“要不,咱们先处处,不合适再分,相信我,我有很多闪光点。” „Hehe......” “呵呵……” Satan disdains to smile to make noise: „How long your inappropriate is, an evening is two evenings?” 撒旦不屑笑出声:“你这个不合适是多久,一个晚上还是两个晚上？” Luo Su pondered over a while, said sincerely: „Self-confident, by your condition, one week.” 罗素琢磨了一会儿,诚恳道:“自信点,以你的条件,怎么也得一个星期。” ! 咔嚓！ Satan the cup crumb in hand, said directly ill-humoredly: „Drinks tea quickly, drinks up to get the hell out, does not see.” 撒旦直接将手里的杯子捏碎,没好气道:“快喝茶,喝完滚蛋,再也不见。” „Oh, you asked me to drink tea, I also thought......” “唉,你都请我喝茶了,我还以为……” „Do not misunderstand, the work treats with courtesy!” “别误会,工作应酬而已！” „Ok!” “ok！” Luo Su several confirmations, this is Satan that has the principle, cannot be distracted the body, the thrust build-up, moved one stack of thick contracts: „Satan woman, I wants to sign the contract with you.” 罗素几次确认,这是个有原则的撒旦,走心不走身,进入工作状态,将一沓厚厚的合约搬了出来:“撒旦女士,我想和你签订契约。” „Are you very bored, know?” “你很无聊,知道吗？” Satan lifted the hand to knock knocking in the obligating document: „Since you can discover the exemption, you should also know, this contract tests together, for examining the human nature, wallows ** the person who and degenerates, the soul belongs to the hell to bear the pain.” 撒旦抬手在合约文件上敲了敲:“既然你能找出免责条款,那你也应该知道,这份合约是一道考验,用于检验人性,沉迷**并堕落的人,灵魂归于地狱承受痛苦。” „I know, but I want the desire.” “我知道,但我想要愿望。” „Useless, seven desires are seemingly many, is the illusory false appearance, how regardless of you made a vow, the desire can run counter with your idea, to put it bluntly was cheats.” “没用的,七个愿望看似很多,全都是虚幻的假象,不论你怎么许愿,愿望都会和你的想法背道而驰,说白了就是坑人的。” Satan looked at Luo Su one , to continue saying: „Moreover, by your ability, oneself can realize the desire, why bother to go round the sun to meet the moon?” 撒旦看了罗素一眼,继续说道:“况且,以你的能力,自己就能实现愿望,何苦舍近求远？” Luo Su sobbed the sigh: „Words were like this said that right, but I want to make a vow, embarrassed saying that my long like this was big, by oneself, has anticipated the desire that attained without effort very much.” 罗素唏嘘感叹:“话是这么说没错,可我就想许个愿,说来惭愧,我长这么大,一直都是靠自己,很期待不劳而获的愿望。” „That cannot look for me, my occupation is a devil, has the price by the dream that I complete.” “那就更不能找我了,我的职业是魔鬼,被我完成的梦想都有代价。” „About this, I am not very clear......” “关于这点,我一直不是很明白……” The Luo Su doubts said: „Since you are omnipotent, can realize any desire, why put in an appearance with me ran, owing I also thinks that you were a thorny opponent.” 罗素疑惑道:“既然你无所不能,可以实现任何愿望,为什么和我一照面就跑了,亏我还以为你是个棘手的对手。” „The test will of the people are my responsibility, omnipotent is only a authority, does not represent me to hit, got it?” “考验人心是我的职责,无所不能只是一种权柄,不代表我很能打,明白了？” „It is not clear!” “不明白！” Luo Su raised the hand is pointing at the contract: „I only know that you provide to come to serve, a result desire does not give, today I throw the words here, does not take an actual thing to come out, I may probably act crazy.” 罗素抬手指着合约:“我只知道你提供上门服务,结果一个愿望也不给,今天我把话撂在这里,不拿点实际的东西出来,我可要发飙了。”