„I like your sense of humor!” “我喜欢你的幽默感！” During the female brow tip on selects slightly, searches the hand from the chest front cannot describe takes out a name card, handed over toward Luo Su. 女子眉梢微微上挑,探手从胸前的不可描述之中取出一张名片,朝罗素递了过去。 „This is my name card, believes me, the average person may not have the qualifications to attain it...... to feed, which are you looking? If you really want to look, signing the contract made a vow to be good.” “这是我的名片,相信我,一般人可没资格拿到它……喂,你在看哪呢？如果你真想看,签完契约许个愿就好了。” Luo Su takes back the frank and upright look, lifted the hand to receive the white name card, read out the above only two words. 罗素收回光明正大的眼神,抬手接过白色名片,读出上面仅有的两个单词。 „Thedevil!” “thedevil！” „Right, is the devil, but I like others calling my dark queen.” “没错,就是魔鬼,不过我更喜欢别人称呼我黑暗女王陛下。” Luo Su nods: „Good, Satan woman.” 罗素点点头:“好的,撒旦女士。” „Is the dark queen!” “是黑暗女王陛下！” „Does not have the issue, Satan woman!” “没问题,撒旦女士！” „Ok, you happily good.” “ok,你开心就好。” Satan woman turned an attractive supercilious look, gives up conducting the insignificant dialog with Luo Su , to continue saying: „That anything, you......, Officer Luo Su, your luck was very good, obtained and devil conducts the opportunity of transaction.” 撒旦女士翻了个漂亮的白眼,放弃和罗素进行无意义的对白,继续说道:“那什么,你……哦,罗素警官,你运气很好,获得了和魔鬼进行交易的机会。” „Makes the transaction with the devil, does not seem like what good deed!” “和魔鬼做交易,似乎不是什么好事吧！” Luo Su complained one, in the mind lightens with Mephisto has been the person of transaction, the good point directness went to hell, poor breaking up a family and being with one's family broken up and decimated, then went to hell. 罗素吐槽一句,脑海中闪出和墨菲斯托做过交易的人,好一点的直接下地狱,差一点的妻离子散、家破人亡,然后再下地狱。 „This is uncertain, many people want to trade with the devil could not find the place, let alone is my like this attractive devil.” “这可不一定,很多人想和魔鬼交易都找不到地方,更何况是我这么漂亮的魔鬼。” During Satan woman cannot describe from the chest front pulls out the lipstick, traces the depth the roaring flame red lip, purses the lips slightly, the red lip inspires bo lightly. 撒旦女士从胸前不可描述之中掏出唇膏,将烈焰红唇描深,微微抿嘴,红唇轻启发出啵的一声。 „Satan woman, you said that many people want to trade with the devil could not find the place.” “撒旦女士,你说很多人想和魔鬼交易都找不到地方。” Luo Su touches the chin, sets eyes on by the lipstick that the home position puts away, deep thinking said: „Vanity case floats very much......, I mean, whether can understand is, you many years have not made the transaction.” 罗素摸了摸下巴,目光锁定被原位放好的唇膏,深思道:“梳妆盒很漂……咳咳,我的意思是,是否可以理解为,你已经很多年没和人做过交易了。” „What's wrong, how is willing the energy!” “怎,怎么肯能！” Satan two one, heard any funny joke probably: „In this desire for material welfare crossflow world, ** was enlarged with the ambition infinitely, will I lack the customer?” 撒旦两手一摊,像是听到了什么好笑的笑话:“在这个物欲横流的世界,**和野心被无限放大,我会缺客户？” „That why you, as soon as receives the call, delivers unbearably anxiously? Also dresses up...... an unbearably anxious appearance.” “那为什么你一接到电话,就急不可耐送上了门？还打扮得……一副急不可耐的样子。” Luo Su does not look askance, in the eye condenses saying: „I did not mean that you dress up not well, this indeed becomes supports your devil stature, making you close up to the devil, but......” 罗素目不斜视,眼中聚光道:“我不是说你打扮得不好,这样的确成承托你的魔鬼身材,让你更向魔鬼靠拢,但是……” „You are also a Satan, the hell member, comes with the average person signing contract unexpectedly on own initiative, rather than gives the following little brother, this low, will make one think that very much the hell is a small company, borders on of bankruptcy.” “你好歹也是个撒旦,地狱一把手,和普通人签订契约居然主动现身,而不是交给下面的小弟,这样很low,会让人以为地狱是一家小公司,还是濒临破产的那种。” „......” “……” Satan from fishes out a red coat behind, oneself will cover solid, then the both arms holds shoulder speechless swiveleye Luo Su. 撒旦从身后摸出一件红色大衣,将自己罩得严严实实,而后双臂抱肩无语斜视罗素。 „What's wrong, Satan woman, the hell company was really on the verge of the bankruptcy, your staff couldn't look?” “怎么了,撒旦女士,难道地狱公司真的濒临破产,以至于你连个员工都找不出来？” „No, this is only my liking personally, I like making the transaction.” “不,这只是我的个人爱好,我喜欢做交易。” Satan deeply inspires, suppresses mmp , to continue to use the kind official expression: „Before signing agreement, you have what issue, the best one breath to ask, but, forbade to inquire the topic related to God.” 撒旦深吸一口气,压住mmp,继续使用亲切的官方表情:“在签协议之前,你还有什么问题,最好一口气问出来,但是,禁止询问有关上帝的话题。” „Why?” “为什么？” „Not why!” “没有为什么！” „I did not ask that to be honest, I have thought you are a company, the relations are very harmonious.” “那我就不问了,说实话,我一直以为你们是一家公司的,关系很融洽。” „Hehe, how possibly!” “呵呵,怎么可能！” Satan is false smile, the glance living room, steps to the table by, waves to sweep off the pots and pans on table, pulled out one stack of documents from the buttocks. 撒旦皮笑肉不笑,扫视客厅,移步至餐桌旁边,挥手扫去桌上的锅碗瓢盆,又从屁股后面掏出了一沓文件。 This handling with care, was placed on the desktop. 这次轻拿轻放,摆在了桌面上。 „Listened, Officer Luo Su, you were very humorous, chatted with you are very interesting, but I rushed to time, several hundred waited for me to save with your same person.” “听好了,罗素警官,你很幽默,和你聊天很有意思,但我赶时间,还有几百个和你一样的人等待我去拯救。” Satan lifted the hand to knock the document: „Therefore, signs the contract quickly, after signing, I will realize your seven desires.” 撒旦抬手敲了敲文件:“所以,赶快签契约,签完之后,我会实现你七个愿望。” „Seven! Are like this many?” “七个！这么多？” Luo Su was wonderful, goes forward to read the document, the first line then writes his given name, parentheses ‚by curse’. 罗素奇了,上前翻看起文件,第一行便写着他的大名,括弧‘被诅咒者’。 „Very real, is very honest.” “很真实,也很诚实。” „Thanks, this is the moral excellence of devil, without the question, please in the last page of signatures, I really rush to time very much.” “谢谢,这都是魔鬼的美德,如果没有疑问的话,请在最后一页签字,我真的很赶时间。” Satan both hands get hold to place the chest front, looks shines to the eye of Luo Su, as if in the eye pupil has the small star. 撒旦双手握紧放在胸前,望向罗素的眼睛忽闪忽闪,仿佛眼眸里有小星星。 „Satan woman, if you are pleading me, that best not to wear the coat, just that comparison had the sincerity.” “撒旦女士,如果你是在恳求我,那最好别穿大衣,刚刚那身比较有诚意。” Luo Su sits on the chair, has the document one by one: „First is the devil and hell by the curse seven desires, after second curse realizes the desire, the soul as the price gives the devil......, this very devil.” 罗素坐在椅子上,逐条起文件:“第一段是魔鬼和地狱给被诅咒者七个愿望,第二段是被诅咒者实现愿望后,将灵魂作为代价交给魔鬼……嗯,这很魔鬼。” „Thanks, quick signature!” “谢谢,快签字吧！” „It is not anxious, I have a look again, the contract spirit is sacred, you must respect my right.” “不急,我再看看,契约精神神圣不可侵犯,你要尊重我的权利。” Luo Su disregards Satan, looked every single word or phrase: „Oh, third is to trade the provision, is relief of devil, this was also too exaggerating.” 罗素无视撒旦,一字一句看了起来:“哇哦,第三段是交易条款,全都是魔鬼的免责项,这也太夸张了。” „, The degree of your ink marks was also very exaggerating, making me wish one could to kill you.” “啊,你墨迹的程度也很夸张,让我恨不得想杀了你。” ...... …… After three hours, Luo Su closes the lease document, inside content he in the brain, has only been able to say benefits greatly. 三个小时之后,罗素合上契约文件,里面的内容他已经记在了脑子里,只能说受益匪浅。 „Satan woman, I looks......” “撒旦女士,我看完……” Luo Su prompt syllabic final, because in the living room does not know when had/left a bathtub, Satan soaks in the milk bath, on the face is spreading the facial mask, a snow white long leg builds in the bathtub edge. 罗素及时收声,因为客厅里不知何时多出了一个浴缸,撒旦浸泡在牛奶浴中,脸上敷着面膜,一条雪白的长腿搭在浴缸边缘。 „Madame, needs me to help you rub the back?” “女士,需要我帮你擦背吗？” „Is this your pitiful desire?” “这是你可怜的愿望？” Satan closes one's eyes, returned to one lazy, the sound tone and answers the telephone the time exactly the same. 撒旦闭着眼睛,慵懒回了一句,声音语气和接电话的时候一模一样。 „No, I have not signed!” “不,我还没签字呢！” „Why?” “why？” Satan lifts the facial mask that the hand pulls to turn one's face, stares the big eye to stand from the bathtub, however anything does not have, she wears the swimsuit. 撒旦抬手扯掉脸上的面膜,瞪大眼睛从浴缸里站起来,然而什么都没有,她穿着泳衣。 The swimsuit is also good! 泳衣也行！ Luo Su did not mind, wants any bicycle, the swim suit beautiful woman always to compare anything is not better. 罗素一点也不介意,要啥自行车,泳装美女总比什么都没有要好。 „Seven desires you are not excited, said that you thought your soul is very important?” “七个愿望你就不心动,还是说你觉得自己的灵魂很重要？” Satan arrives in front of Luo Su angrily: „Too do not overestimate yourself, in this world has countless people, the innumerable souls, everyone is equal, misses this opportunity, you will lose seven omnipotent desires forever.” 撒旦怒气冲冲走到罗素面前:“别太高估自己,这个世界上有无数的人,无数的灵魂,所有人都是等价的,错过这个机会,你将永远失去七个无所不能的愿望。” The words arrive finally, Satan supplements one: „Old lady is dirty in this and chaotic, stinking, moreover downstairs also had in the corpse broken room to treat for three hours, to not accompany you did to divide the sentiment, quickly signed to me!” 话到最后,撒旦补充一句:“老娘在这间又脏又乱,臭烘烘的,而且楼下还有具死尸的破屋子里待了三个小时,不是为了陪你干劈情操,赶快给我签字！” Do downstairs have the corpse? 楼下有死尸？ The Luo Su brow slightly wrinkle, presses temporarily in the heart , to continue to appreciate the swim suit show of Satan: „Sorry, this thick treaty to was been too advantageous by curse, according to the contract spirit, I have no way to take your advantage against one's conscience.” 罗素眉头微皱,暂时压在心底,继续欣赏撒旦的泳装秀:“抱歉,这份厚厚的条约对被诅咒者太有利了,根据契约精神,我没法昧着良心占你的便宜。” „That asked you to put aside from my chest the eye!” “那就请你把眼睛从我胸口移开！” „.” “哦。” „On leg is not good!!!” “腿上也不行！！！” „I do not think, but I feared words that does not look, you will feel oneself do not have the charm, will also say that my beast was inferior.” Luo Su is very awkward. “我也不想,但我怕不看的话,你会觉得自己没有魅力,还会说我禽兽不如。”罗素十分为难。 „God!” “上帝啊！” Satan lifts the hand to cover the forehead, defeated appearance, lifts the hand from fish out the red coat behind, wrapped again solid, speechless say/way: „To be honest, since this has been I and human signing contract, puts on like this to be thick for the first time.” 撒旦抬手捂住脑门,一副被打败了的样子,抬手从身后摸出红色大衣,再次套了个严严实实,无语道:“说实话,这是我和人类签订契约以来,第一次穿这么厚实。” „Explained that my moral behavior is good.” “说明我人品好。” „No, explained that your face is thick-skinned.” “不,说明你脸皮厚。” Satan sighed: „Said to look, you thought the contract to was been advantageous by curse, is what meaning?” 撒旦叹了口气:“说说看,你觉得合约对被诅咒者有利,是什么意思？” „Here, contract's 147 th 9 th 3rd, told the selfless redemption behavior......” “在这里,合约第147项第九段第三条,讲述了无私的救赎行为……” Luo Su pushes the eyeglasses that did not have: „Meaning is, if I used the desire to make the true selfless action, then the contract expired immediately, I held my soul as before, rather than carried off by the devil.” 罗素推了推不存在的眼镜:“意思是,如果我使用愿望做出了真正的无私之举,那么合约立即失效,我依旧保有我的灵魂,而不是被魔鬼带走。” Satan is dumbfounded: „You...... your tmd really looked unexpectedly!?” 撒旦目瞪口呆:“你……你tmd居然真看完了！？” „Yes, harvests many!” “是啊,收获颇丰呢！” The Luo Su nod said: „After looking, there is such a second, I received the seduction, prepares to sign in the contract. The first six desires are realized, saves others with the seventh desire, at the appointed time the contract is invalid, enjoys six desires free.” 罗素点头道:“看完之后,有那么一秒,我受到了诱惑,准备在契约上签字。前六个愿望全部实现,拿第七个愿望救人,届时契约无效,免费享受六个愿望。” „Why no?” “为什么不呢？” Luo Su sighed: „It is not good, thinks occupies you to be cheap, my conscience pains, you are a good devil, I cannot like this be shameless.” 罗素感叹道:“不行啊,一想到占你便宜,我的良心就隐隐作痛,你是个好魔鬼,我不能这么无耻。” „Hehe!” “呵呵！” Satan turned several supercilious looks continually: „You want to be many, if your real like this did, is not the selfless action, because you have the unchaste goal, is the selfish behavior.” 撒旦一连翻了好几个白眼:“你想多了,如果你真的这么做了,算不上是无私之举,因为你怀有不纯洁的目的,是自私自利的行为。” „Originally is this, you are really a good devil.” “原来是这样,你果然是个好魔鬼。” Pū! 噗哧！ Satan covers the chest, she by the repertoire, was said the truth unknowingly. 撒旦捂住胸口,她被套路了,不知不觉就说出了真相。 „What's wrong, the chest hurt, wants me to help you......” “怎么了,胸口疼,要不要我帮你……” „Shut up!” “闭嘴！” Satan is breathless, a palm of the hand claps in the contract, clenches teeth saying: „Finally asked that this contract were you sign or do not sign?” 撒旦气急败坏,一巴掌拍在契约上,咬牙道:“最后问一遍,这份契约你是签还是不签？” „Before signing contract, I want to ask one, God and you who is quite fierce?” “在签契约之前,我想问一句,上帝和你谁比较厉害？” „Nonsense, naturally is on......” “废话,当然是上……” Satan raised the hand refers to the sky, the words to half, fingertip fierce stamp that raises up in own chest: „Above that is not good, the old lady is fiercer.” 撒旦抬手指向天空,话到一半,竖起的指尖猛戳在自己胸口:“上面那个不行,老娘更厉害。” Luo Su continues to ask: „If God and you sign the contract, you can take away his soul?” 罗素继续问道:“那如果上帝和你签订契约,你能收走他老人家的灵魂吗？” Satan knits the brows slightly, looks vigilantly to Luo Su: „Did you ask this doing?” 撒旦微微皱眉,警惕看向罗素:“你问这个干什么？” „That is not good!” “那就是不行咯！” Luo Su lifts the hand to touch the chin: „I whether to understand is, strength strong in your person, even signed the contract, you don't have the means to take away the soul of opposite party?” 罗素抬手摸了摸下巴:“我是不是可以理解为,实力强于你的人,即便签订了契约,你也没办法拿走对方的灵魂？” „......” “……” Satan has not spoken, charming restraining on face, exchanges a serious expression, faces up to Luo Su for the first time. 撒旦没说话,脸上的妩媚收敛,换上一张严肃的表情,第一次正视起罗素。 Luo Su watches all these, if there is a profound meaning saying: „So that's how it is, besides God, in the world also has who Satan woman you are at a loss.” 罗素将这一切看在眼里,若有深意道:“原来如此,除了上帝,世界上还有让撒旦女士你束手无策的人。” „Who are you?” “你是谁？” The Satan eye pupil transfers blood red, searched the hand to forward fiercely, covered the Luo Su nape of the neck: „Do not use the trick, you are not an average person, told me your status.” 撒旦眼眸转为血红,猛地探手向前,扣住了罗素的脖颈:“别耍花招,你不是普通人,告诉我你的身份。” „From the beginning told you......” “一开始就告诉你了……” The Luo Su face appears the rich darkness, a pair of ape red eyes pupil shines, grips the slender white hands of Satan to break off it, grins says with a smile ferociously: „I am the lord of dark dimension!” 罗素面部浮现浓郁至极的黑暗,一双猩红眼眸亮起,握住撒旦的纤纤玉手将其掰开,咧嘴狞笑道:“我是黑暗维度之主啊！” Satan looks at the present monster startled, the rich darkness is unprecedented, wants not to think, moving sideways to vanish on the spot. 撒旦愕然看着眼前的怪物,浓郁的黑暗前所未见,想都不想,闪身消失在原地。 „Runs, where can you toward run?” “跑,你能往哪跑？” Luo Su waves to open the gate of hell, the under foot elongates the jet black shadow, the striding walks entered. 罗素挥手打开地狱之门,脚下拉长漆黑的影子,踏步走了进入。 After two seconds, he walks, held the contract in the bosom. 两秒钟后,他又走出来,将契约揣在了怀里。