AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

#980: The hell moves momentarily at your service


New York Police authorities were founded in 1845, was the U.S.A oldest police station, its under altogether had 77 sub-bureaus. 纽约警局成立于1845年,是美帝历史最悠久的警察局,其下共有77个分局。 It is well known, Long Island is the rich neighbourhood of New York, the excellent surroundings, safe and orderly, and far away from the urban district, many big rich and powerful people lives here. 众所周知,长岛是纽约市的富人区,环境优美、治安良好,且远离市区,很多大富豪都居住在这里。 For example...... 比如…… Wealthy families' children, Tony Stark was born in Long Island. 呃,有钱人家的孩子,托尼・史塔克就出生在长岛。 Next is Manhattan, the heart of New York, the residential district that the rich person is deeply in love with. Along Central Park to Northeast, is the famous on east district, gathered the financial investment rich and powerful people. 其次是曼哈顿区,纽约的心脏,富人钟情的居住区域。沿着中央公园向东北方向,就是有名的上东区,聚集了金融投资界的富豪们。 Brooklyn that Luo Su must go to belongs same, insisted saying that the words of what celebrity, before he only knew Captain America cheat, frequently here took a beating. 罗素要去的布鲁克林区属于一般般,硬要说有什么名人的话,他只知道美国队长开挂前,经常在这里挨揍。 Looks for a small lane casually, can witness the base sentiment time passage of team leader and winter soldier. 随便找个小巷子,都能见证队长和冬兵的基情年华。 Afterward they grew up, the righteousness of brothers was not worth a red cent in front of the big chest, Bucky nursed hatred to leave, died until Carter returns to side Steve. 后来他们长大了,兄弟之义在大胸面前一文不值,巴基含恨出走,直到卡特死掉才重返史蒂夫身边。 Returns to the proper topic, in the area of jurisdiction division of New York Police authorities, Brooklyn was divided into Brooklyn and northern Brooklyn, belongs to two command headquarters, is equipped with 23 sub-bureaus. 言归正传,在在纽约市警局的辖区划分中,布鲁克林区被分成南布鲁克林和北布鲁克林,分属两个指挥所,又设有23个分局。 What Luo Su must go is northern Brooklyn, relative south, there public security is a little chaotic. 罗素要去的是北布鲁克林区,相对南边,那里的治安有点混乱。 Rubs the car(riage) of not well-known colleague, Luo Su friendly with its heart-to-heart talk, the opposite party is also pulling out the pit of the stomach and he talks, tells the truth, speaks out frankly. 蹭着不知名同事的车,罗素友好和其谈心,对方也掏心窝子和他对话,有一说一,知无不言。 The ultra hard core opens wide the heart exchange, this is manifestation of individual charm! 超硬核敞开心扉交流,这就是个人魅力的体现! Read the memory of opposite party, Luo Su roughly understood own present wind comments, is being killed condition. 翻看对方的记忆,罗素大致了解了自己的现在的风评,属于被害状态。 Said actually not before or System to his status, he comes, the predecessor is stopping at no evil New York police, just the opposite, the predecessor hates the wicked as if they were personal enemies, is the upright and never stooping to flattery good police. 倒不是说系统给他的身份,或者说他来之前,前身是个无恶不作的纽约警察,恰恰相反,前身嫉恶如仇,是个刚正不阿的好警察。 The shortcoming is, because extremely hates the wicked as if they were personal enemies, in addition in full vigour, breaks through enemy lines repeatedly in the frontline, causes his partner either at the scene belch fart, either rushes to the hospital on the way the belch fart. 缺点是,因为太过嫉恶如仇,外加精力旺盛,屡次冲锋陷阵在一线,导致他的搭档要么当场嗝屁,要么送医途中嗝屁。 Few of living! 活下来的寥寥无几! Actually this cannot blame him, is the partner luck is not mainly good, is, looked that in the police authorities the children of that group of destiny know, this city is too chaotic, the ordinary police cannot shoulder. 其实这也不能怪他,主要是搭档运气不好,还有就是,看警局里那批天命之子就知道,这座城市太混乱,普通警察根本扛不住。 The life was not very hard, cannot be his partner, the colleagues keeps at a respectful distance to the just heart that he was in flood, in addition this goods will not cultivate the behavior, therefore various types shut out. 命不够硬,做不了他的搭档,同事们对他泛滥的正义心敬而远之,加上这货不怎么会做人,故而各种遭人嫌弃。 Sheriff begs help from all quarters, looked for an idle duty in a Brooklyn's sub-bureau finally, threw him. 莫奇警长求爷爷告奶奶,总算在布鲁克林的一个分局找了个闲职,将他扔了过去。 Luo Su comes very skillfully, enters the stage the pot that then withstand/top leeward comments to be killed. 罗素来得很巧,出场便顶下风评被害的这口锅。 He does not care very much, according to the current status action, can trigger World Mission easily, therefore honest routinely then. 他本人并不是很在意,按照当前的身份行动,很容易就能触发世界任务,所以老老实实按部就班即可。 Sub-bureau! 分局! Luo Su waves goodbye not the well-known colleague, takes the letter of recommendation to do the document to walk into the chief office, the latter is vice- supervising, is the senior police officer. 罗素挥手告别不知名的同事,拿着推荐信等一干文件走入局长办公室,后者是一个副督察,属于高级警官。 The rank to chief degree, basically is the civilian personnel, does not need to break through enemy lines, manages thorn under expert on the line. 级别到了局长这种程度,基本算是文职人员,不需要冲锋陷阵,管理好手下的刺头就行。 Luo Su, your situation I heard, strongly recommends, I revolt vigorously, but on him has the person, I have not revolted against him......” 罗素,你的情况我有所耳闻,莫奇极力推荐,我极力反抗,但他上面有人,我没反抗过他……” The chief had a headache to rub under the temples: Naturally, I snorted contemptuously to luck view, and very appreciated your courage. Therefore, the work, I elected a partner to you well, your equality of age, should be together very happily.” 局长头疼揉了下太阳穴:“当然了,我本人对运气这种说法嗤之以鼻,并且十分欣赏你的勇气。所以,好好工作,我给你选了一个搭档,你们年龄相当,应该会相处得很愉快。” Relax, Chief, I will not disappoint you!” “放心吧,局长,我不会让你失望的!” „...... Hopes!” “呃……但愿吧!” The chief starts to speak but hesitates, lifts the hand to telephone, before long then blonde handsome guy who wears the police uniform enters the office. 局长欲言又止,抬手打了个电话,不一会儿便有一名身着警服的金发帅哥走进办公室。 Luo Su, he is David, was just put on regular status from the practice police officer, you lead him goes to go on patrol the time, do not run is too quick.” 罗素,他是大卫,刚从实习警员转正,你带他出去巡逻的时候,千万别跑太快。” The chief exhorted one sincerely, then looks to David: David, this is Luo Su, your senior, EXP rich, courageous, you go out to go on patrol the time with him, do not run is too quick.” 局长语重心长嘱咐了一句,而后看向大卫:“大卫,这位是罗素,你的前辈,经验丰富、胆识过人,你跟他出去巡逻的时候,千万不要跑太快。” Then, chief waving made two people leave, is near supplemented one, the Luo Su also two days of vacations, did not use anxiously going to work. 说完,局长挥手让两人离开,临了补充一句,罗素还有两天假期,不用急着上班。 Hello, Luo Su, I am David Sherman, knows you very much happily.” “你好,罗素,我是大卫・谢尔曼,很高兴认识你。” Very good surname, the implication is responsible for earnestly, does not easily speak to give up.” “很棒的姓氏,寓意认真负责,绝不轻言放弃。” Thanks!” “谢谢!” David seems like some to be originally ripe, the extroversion is excessive, entrains Luo Su to start: I have heard you, the chief said that looks for the EXP rich partner to me, I ask somebody to ask about your situation, to be honest, very very!” 大卫似乎有些自来熟,外向过了头,拽着罗素就开始吧啦吧啦:“我听说过你,局长说给我找个经验丰富的搭档,我托人询问过你的情况,说实话,很酷!” Luo Su teased: Your like this is excited, doesn't know my nickname?” 罗素打趣道:“那你还这么激动,不知道我的外号吗?” No, luck matter probability small and random strong, is unable to calculate is not controllable, is not worth believing.” “不,运气这种事概率小、随机性强、无法计算还不可控,不值得相信。” David said confidently: I only believe that the opportunity is leaves person who is prepared, your beforehand partner was too lazy, does not suit this occupation.” 大卫胸有成竹道:“我只相信机会是留给有准备的人,你以前的拍档太懒惰了,不适合这份儿职业。” You are not appropriate!” “你也不怎么合适!” Luo Su shakes the head to say with a smile: At your face value, should be the actor or the model.” 罗素摇头笑道:“以你的颜值,应该去做演员或者模特。” My also like this felt!” “我也这么觉得!” David stroked the meticulous golden hair, selects the eyebrow say/way: Anticipates two days later cooperates happily with you, tonight first drinks one cup, what kind of?” 大卫捋了把一丝不苟的金发,挑眉道:“期待两天之后与你合作愉快,今晚先去喝一杯,怎么样?” „, I want first to go home one......” “不了,我想先回家一趟……” Luo Su is saying, reversed own file, soon then found the current residence. 罗素说着,翻起了自己的档案,很快便找到了自己目前的住所。 Also good, tonight I may go on patrol to gain the overtime pay, right, this is my telephone number......” “也好,今晚我可巡逻赚点加班费,对了,这是我的电话号码……” „......” “……” ...... …… The distances about two stand subways, Luo Su found own rented room, an obsolete block of flats, is very near from the subway, that being the evening is very difficult to go to sleep. 大约两站地铁的路程,罗素找到了自己的出租屋,一个老旧的公寓楼,距离地铁很近,属于晚上很难入睡的那种。 The issue is not big, he does not sleep are not related. 问题不大,他不睡觉也没关系。 Passing through the gate, Luo Su saw the trash and smelly clothes of room, the sloppy habits and customs of predecessor makes his egg hurt , the wind commented to be killed also even, daily still in a complete mess. 一进门,罗素就看到了满屋子的垃圾和臭衣服,前身的邋遢生活习惯让他十分蛋疼,风评被害也就算了,日常也一塌糊涂。 Is good not to have the girlfriend, will otherwise be more chaotic. 好在没有女朋友,不然会更加混乱。 This being said that the personality of predecessor that workaholic, a day 24 hours wished one could in the police authorities, the time where come looks for the girlfriend. 可话又说回来了,前身那种工作狂的性格,一天24小时恨不得住在警局,哪来的时间找女朋友。 This is not a little smelly degree......” “这可不是有点臭的程度……” In the room the unbearable stink, Luo Su opens the window of living room, wants to inhale two fresh air, finally out of the window is smellier. 屋子里臭不可闻,罗素推开客厅的窗户,想要吸两口新鲜空气,结果窗外更臭。 He lowers the head looks, the first floor garden, reluctantly is in the open area of garden, the excrement that unexpectedly the horse, lumps of cannot be described everywhere is. 他低头一看,一楼的花园,勉强算是花园的空地上,居然有一匹马,一坨坨不可描述的米田共到处都是。 Worthily is New York, raises what pet has!” “不愧是纽约,养什么宠物的都有!” At the wages of predecessor, looks for a dignified rented room is not the difficult matter, the police officer also has the insurance let alone, going bad on bad is sporty in the predecessor, destroys the public property and private property in the work frequently, lives is slightly uptight. 以前身的工资,找一间体面的出租屋不是难事,更何况警员还有保险,坏就坏在前身冲劲十足,经常在工作中破坏公物和私人财产,以至于生活略显拮据。 During Luo Su falls into intertwines, the windowing has the fragrance of horse dung, does not open a window to have the neatness of smelly sock, this dead end this/should broken? 罗素陷入纠结之中,开窗有马粪的芬芳,不开窗有臭袜子的清爽,这个死局该怎么破? He observes the situation in the room, cleaning is impossible to clean, finally makes the decision, this broken room he continuously, looks for a new nest with the idle two days of time. 他环视屋内,打扫是不可能打扫的,最终做出决定,这个破房间他不住了,用空余的两天时间找个新窝。 The credit card pulls out, the Luo Su two fingers pick, decided that uses the paper money ability to solve the problem. 信用卡掏出,罗素两指夹起,决定使用钞能力来解决问题。 When he prepares to look for an agent, thinks a matter suddenly, since two days of time, why has not tried another item. 就在他准备找一家房产中介的时候,猛然想起来一件事,既然还有两天时间,为什么不试试另一个道具。 System, uses Item Card: Devil cell phone!” 系统,使用‘物品卡:魔鬼手机’!” Item Card: Devil cell phone( hell moves momentarily at your service)】 物品卡:魔鬼手机(地狱移动随时为您服务)】 Red renovates the cell phone to appear in the Luo Su hand, poured the triangle image the devil villainous smile evil face, he opened the cell phone lid, did not have the digit dialing button of normal cell phone, did not have the electronic screen, only had an image of similar devil sketch. 一个红色翻盖手机出现在罗素手中,倒三角形像极了魔鬼奸笑的邪恶面庞,他翻开手机盖,没有正常手机的拨号按钮,也没有电子屏,只有一个类似魔鬼剪影的图像。 „The sulfur flavor, does not know whether this world really has the hell, or......” “硫磺的味道,不知道这个世界是否真的有地狱,又或者……” Luo Su lifts the image of hand holding down devil sketch, according to his inspection, in the devil cell phone does not have the devil of lodging seal, is not Aladdin magic lamp that operation. 罗素抬手按住魔鬼剪影的图像,根据他的检查,魔鬼手机中没有寄宿封印的恶魔,不是阿拉丁神灯那种操作。 In other words, he moves the telephone, will relate the hell of current world automatically. 也就是说,他拨动电话,会自动联系当前世界的地狱。 Very practical item, easily can distinguish the current world whether has the myth background! 很实用的道具,轻易就能分辨当前世界是否拥有神话背景! The telephone dials, a lazy mature female voice resounds in the ear: Here is the hell, I am......, here is the dream foundation, please wait a bit, I arrange the staff to provide to come for you immediately to serve.” 电话拨通,一个慵懒成熟的女声在耳边响起:“这里是地狱,我是……咳咳,这里是梦想基金会,请稍等,我马上安排工作人员为您提供上门服务。” Honk toot toot-” “嘟嘟嘟-—” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” This year hell had to come to serve, real nm user-friendly! 这年头地狱都有上门服务了,真nm人性化! Also, just did that operator, say inadvertently? 还有,刚刚那个接线员,是不是说漏嘴了? Luo Su is just thinking, the knock then suddenly resounds, after three, the door was shoved open, the attire hot long hair beautiful woman drags the slender waist to walk into. 罗素这边正想着,敲门声便突然响起,三声过后,房门被推开,衣着火辣的长发美女摇曳纤腰走入。 The roaring flame red lip, the red big wave long hair just like the flame, the facial features are enchanting, the figure is charming, top-notch beautiful woman. 烈焰红唇,红色大波浪长发犹如火焰,面容妖娆,身形妩媚多姿,顶级的美人儿。 What most loses face/shows off is the clothing, is very attentive, the red low chest evening dress splits is very high, to creak nest. 最出彩的是服饰,很用心,红色低胸晚礼服叉开的很高,都到咯吱窝了。 I am the staff of dream foundation, very much happily at your service.” “我是梦想基金会的员工,很高兴为您服务。” The females take down the large size sunglasses, the eye pupil that attracts deeply stares at Luo Su, the words to also makes an effort to nip the lip finally. 女子取下大号墨镜,魅惑的眼眸深深凝视罗素,话到最后还用力咬了咬下嘴唇。 Very good visit service!” “很不错的上门服务!” The Luo Su egg fixed point nods: Just I lack a household management cleaner, you.” 罗素蛋定点点头:“刚好我缺一个家政保洁员,就你了。” „......” “……” What's wrong, the cleaning rag words, should in the bathroom, remember that the toilet must brush cleanly, cannot have the least bit dirt.” “怎么了,抹布的话,应该在卫生间,记得马桶一定要刷干净,不能有半点污渍。” This mister, you have possibly misunderstood to the services project of our foundation, we provide to make a vow to serve to the user, rather than cleaning up garbage dump.” The females swept in a room, the color of face exclusion. “这位先生,你可能对我们基金会的服务项目有所误解,我们向用户提供许愿服务,而不是清理垃圾场。”女子扫了眼屋内,一脸嫌弃之色。 Good, my desire is you helps me clean cleanly the room.” “那好,我的愿望是你帮我把屋子打扫干净。” „......” “……” „Isn't this desire good?” “这愿望不行?” „It is not cannot......” “也不是不可以……” The females are forced grin, a both hands request, threw out the chest to raise the head to lavish praise: But you do not feel the desire waste in this no weight minor matter, too waste?” 女子牵强咧咧嘴,双手一托,挺胸抬头抛了个媚眼:“可你不觉得将愿望浪费在这种无轻重的小事上,太浪费了吗?” Did not feel!” “不觉得!” Ok!” “ok!” The acrobatics that the females give up seducing, from touch behind, pull out 30 centimeters thick document, bang pats on the tea table. 女子放弃诱惑的把戏,从身后一摸,掏出三十公分厚的文件,砰地一声拍在茶几上。 Bang! 嘭! The tea table four legs have not supported, break. 茶几四条腿没撑住,断了。 Looks the document that scatters, Luo Su and female simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform stares, the development of situation surpassed two people anticipation. 看着散落的文件,罗素和女子齐齐一愣,事态的发展均超出了两人的意料。 „, Just the sound in telephone and you looked like very much.” “呃,刚刚电话里的声音和你很像。” „...... The message voice, is not I.” “呃……留言语音而已,不是我本人。” Two people have uncovered awkward one rapidly, the female selected the eyebrow to look at Luo Su: Visits you is also a smart person, I spoke frankly, I was a devil, Satan, Lucifer and dark queens am my used name.” 两人迅速揭过尴尬的一幕,女子挑眉看了眼罗素:“看你也是个聪明人,我就直说好了,我是个魔鬼,撒旦、路西法、黑暗女王都是我的曾用名。” Luo Su blinks: Sorry, these three used names, my is unable to approve, many people also called me the lord of dark dimension!” 罗素眨眨眼:“抱歉,这三个曾用名,恕我一个也无法苟同,很多人还叫我黑暗维度之主呢!”
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