Luo Su neglects Skill Card that jumps repeatedly horizontally automatically, will focus in two Item Card, will give the devil his due, he felt own jumped horizontally is very fierce, did not need unnecessary Skill Card. 罗素自动忽略反复横跳的技能卡,将目光放在两张物品卡上,平心而论,他觉得自己的横跳已经很厉害了,不需要多余的技能卡。 After all, is no one can switch over freely in black and white like him, and can substitute perfectly. 毕竟,不是谁都能像他一样在黑白之间切换自如,且都能完美代入其中。 The epic level single-handed hammer ‚opponent’, filled the Luo Su close combat weapon cache. 史诗级单手锤‘反对者’,填充了罗素的近战武器库。 Calculates to look, he has the halberd that the sword, spear/gun, blade and gauntlet/glove, have not forked, comes the hammer again, making he is away from ‚18 weapons’ the achievement go a step further. 算算看,他已经有了剑、枪、刀、拳套、没有叉的戟,再来把锤子,让他距离‘十八般武器’的成就更进一步。 Luckily, he has lacked hammer while convenient, being used to be supplementary with the Gray Wolf tattoo. 巧的是,他一直缺把趁手的锤子,用来和灰太狼纹身互补。 Last item ‚devil cell phone’, looks at the illustration the product from hell, as the name suggests, is the devil makes the transaction to use. 最后一个物品‘魔鬼手机’,看注解是来自地狱的产物,顾名思义,是和魔鬼做交易用的。 Luo Su is very curious, if he dials the number, for the devil who he provides the service can be, in the Marvel world, can be Mephisto? 罗素很好奇,如果他拨通号码,为他提供服务的魔鬼会是谁,在漫威世界的话,会是墨菲斯托吗？ The Mephisto callmaker, sounds has the feeling very much! 墨菲斯托呼叫器,听起来就很带感！ He prepares to take to use in the next world, if the world of atheism, whether this cell phone can the link hell hot line. 他准备在下一个世界拿出来用用,如果是个无神主义的世界,这台手机是否能够联通地狱热线。 Will draw the strength attribute point obtained to add on, 18 point free attributes that Luo Su will complete the mission reward, according to ‚bucket principle’ perfect assignment, individual panel will start to renovate. 将抽奖得到的力属性点加上,罗素又将完成任务奖励的18点自由属性,按照‘水桶法则’完美分配,个人面板开始刷新。 【Host: Luo Su】 【宿主:罗素】 【Strength: 132(6963)】 【力:132(6963)】 【Body: 132(9240)】 【体:132(9240)】 【Wisdom: 134(9440)】 【智:134(9440)】 【Wealth: 130800】 【财富:130800】 【......】 【……】 Perfect master number, the bar essence that even if most nitpicks, cannot pick up a problem. 完美的法师号,哪怕是最吹毛求疵的杠精,都挑不出一点毛病。 Drew with an attribute assignment, the Luo Su arm tightened in the bosom two shoulders, the figure desalinated vanishes instantaneously on the spot. 抽奖和属性点分配,罗素手臂紧了紧怀中两个肩膀,身形淡化瞬间消失在原地。 Shen Menghan and between female Superman, determined that Luo Su really has not lied, once again enters the Lord God space to make mission. 沈梦寒和女超人中间一空,确定罗素真的没说谎,又一次进入主神空间做任务。 The frequent number of times makes two people unbelievable, two heads hit in the same place, has not responded. 其频繁的次数让二人难以相信,以至于两颗脑袋撞在一起,都没反应过来。 „He is very difficult.” “他是挺难的。” „Because I signed this type of contract......” “因为我才签了这种契约……” „......” “……” ...... …… Luo Su is dark at present flashes passes, opens the eye again, discovered oneself are attending a press conference. 罗素眼前黑暗一闪即逝,再次睁开眼睛,发现自己正出席一场新闻发布会。 In New York this black and white mixed metropolis, under the attractiveness of surface is the countless evil and skeleton, is responsible for punishing eliminates the wicked nypd time to be paid attention by the populace deceitfully, these two star ranks supernaturally brave searches dry/does. 在纽约这座黑白混杂的大都市,表面的光鲜下是数之不尽的罪恶和骸骨,负责惩奸除恶的nypd时刻被大众所关注,这其中就有两位明星级别的神勇干探。 Dinesen and Highsmith, entire beautiful well-known bald combination. 丹森和海史密斯,全美知名的光头组合。 yesterday, two searched the Chevrolet race car to pursue the avid follower who one group peddled the laundry powder illegally dry/does, various drifting, had a collision and demolishes along the way, in colliding and damaging the private cars of three figures, after causing two street traffic were paralyzed, with a perfect large explosion conclusion, the avid follower of hand-held heavy machine gun arrests. 就在昨天,两位干探开着雪佛兰跑车追击一伙儿非法兜售洗衣粉的狂徒,沿途各种漂移、撞车、爆破,在撞坏三位数的私家车,导致两条街道交通瘫痪后,用一个完美的大爆炸收尾,将手持重机枪的狂徒擒拿归案。 Today, the police authorities were two people held the press conference specially. 今天,警局特意为二人召开了新闻发布会。 Luo Su lifts the coat, the left and right various is a rifle scabbard, m9 and Gerlach 19, one like very much, does not like. 罗素掀开上衣,左右两边各是一个枪套,m9和格洛克19,一把很喜欢,一把不怎么喜欢。 Again then, he turned oneself document, nypd Officer Luo Su. 再然后,他翻到了自己的证件,nypd的罗素警官。 „Cannot think that hid like this to be long, my just to subdue|grams......, the evil......, the status of just vanguard was first seen through an affair anxiously.” “想不到隐藏了这么久,我正义克……呸,罪恶急先……呸,正义急先锋的身份还是被拆穿了。” Luo Su puts away the document silently, System this performance is good, the status of arrangement he is satisfied, therefore in the lightning ball that the inner world rewards an opposite party chicken leg shape. 罗素默默将证件放好,系统这次表现不错,安排的身份他灰常满意,于是在精神世界奖励对方一个鸡腿形状的闪电球。 The press conference does not have the nickel to relate with Luo Su, he is not a lead, insisted to say related, he was maintained the order by the higher authority arrangement, preventing the people violent that the public sentiment was roused to action to punch two supernaturally brave to search dry/does. 新闻发布会和罗素没有半毛钱关系,他不是主角,硬要说有关,他被上级安排来维护现场秩序,防止群情激奋的民众暴揍两位神勇干探。 The police officer who why cracks the case has the risk of taking a beating, Luo Su does not understand from the beginning very much, after the reporter inquired, he understood. 为何破获大案的警官有挨揍的风险,罗素一开始也不是很懂,当记者提问之后,他就明白了。 „Detective, I am the reporter of New York Observasi net report, on four suspects only uncovers 22 laundry powder, insufficiently sentences in other state.” “警探,我是纽约观察报网报的记者,四名嫌犯身上只搜出二两洗衣粉,在别的州都不够判刑。” The reporter hands over the microphone, glares angrily: „To capture them, caused the transportation of entire Manhattan to be crowd, and economic losses of more than ten million USD, two thought that was worth?” 记者将话筒递上,怒目圆睁道:“为了追捕他们,造成了整个曼哈顿区的交通拥堵,以及上千万美刀的经济损失,两位觉得值得吗？” „Boy, your new? Here is New York, flowered several million USD can hold the gang member who trades the laundry powder, this sum of money spent the value.” “小子,你新来的吧？这里是纽约,花几千万美刀就能抓住贩卖洗衣粉的帮派份子,这笔钱花得太值了。” A Highsmith face disdains, its arrogant New Yorker stance resounded with the flashing light and applause immediately, the crowds are at heart aggrieved, the surface claps the hands and shouts praise, expressed agreement with his view. 海史密斯一脸不屑,其高傲的纽约人姿态立即引来了闪光灯和掌声,围观群众心里憋屈,表面拍手叫好,均表示赞同他的说法。 Typical injuring oneself in putting on a vain show! 典型的打肿脸充胖子！ A new reporter face compels ignorant, was pushed side by a press woman of Eight Trigrams (gossip) sector. 新来的记者一脸懵逼,被一个八卦版块的女记者挤到了旁边。 „Can Dinesen, say scandal between you and Kim Kardashian? The populace want to know that really has its matter, does she hype herself with the aid of your fame?” “丹森,能说说你和金・卡戴珊之间的绯闻吗？大众都想知道是确有其事,还是她借助你的名气炒作自己？” „Individual **, no comment!” “个人**,无可奉告！” Dinesen wears the sunglasses, a face has unbearable chill in a high position, after three seconds of stop, the male second changes husky, shows the smile of gentleman: „But this matter indeed real.” 丹森戴着墨镜,一脸高处不胜寒,三秒钟的停顿过后,型男秒变哈士奇,露出绅士的笑容:“但这件事的确是真的。” !! Ka- 咔嚓！咔嚓！咔-- The flashing light continuously, the press conference changed the subject, the demand decision market, the Eight Trigrams (gossip) mentality of consumer decided the press conference later trend. 闪光灯接连不断,新闻发布会就此跑题,需求决定市场,消费者的八卦心态决定了新闻发布会之后的走向。 Luo Su understood finally, why bald Fraternity has worn the sunglasses, this is the small know-how of successful person. 罗素总算明白了,为什么秃头兄弟会一直戴着墨镜,这是成功人士的小窍门。 By the way, two bald look familiar, is the combination of Nick and Luke Hobbes. 顺便说一句,两个光头非常眼熟,是尼克・弗瑞和卢克・霍布斯的组合。 like this for example might be inappropriate, Luo Su walks many world, because very clear actors receive an engagement too, plays the different roles in the different movies, therefore was born many actor stems. 这么比如可能很不恰当,罗素行走诸多世界,很清楚演员们因为接戏太多,在不同的电影里饰演不同的角色,所以诞生了很多演员梗。 For example he ran into Nick, Captain Marvel, Loki to organize to hit King Kong before, does not beat to flee to the wilderness, Nick also killed plot. 比如他之前就遇到过尼克・弗瑞、惊奇队长、洛基组团打金刚,不敌落荒而逃,尼克・弗瑞还被打死的剧情。 This being said that not like this compared with bald brothers, but how can also the ratio, is always more credible than Jedi Knight and combination of scorpion king. 可话又说回来,不这么比秃头兄弟,还能怎么比,总比绝地武士和蝎子王的组合靠谱多了。 During the thought radiations, Luo Su saw the faces of many looking familiar in the bald brothers behind, for example 【Bad Boys】 In j detective and super women's wear big shot. 思维发散之间,罗素在秃头兄弟身后看到了不少眼熟的面孔,比如【绝地战警】里的j探员和超级女装大佬。 For example a name cannot be called again, mentioned the representative works then let person ‚originally are he’ fellow, 【Peak time】 In that glib lips very broken black person police officer. 再比如一个名字叫不上来,提到代表作便让人‘原来是他’的家伙,【尖峰时刻】里那个嘴皮子很碎的黑人警官。 Again for example old age detective! 再比如白头神探！ „......” “……” A Luo Su face compels ignorant, to placing various world speechless, on the current situation, seems like the comedy color rich U.S.A gangster movie hodgepodge. 罗素一脸懵逼,对身处的世界各种无语,就目前的情况而言,似乎是个喜剧色彩浓郁的美帝警匪片大杂烩。 „Luo Su, after the release conference ended, comes to my office.” “罗素,发布会结束之后,到我办公室来一趟。” Side hears one to whisper, Luo Su turns around looks, is an acquaintance, 【Spider-Man: Heroic return】 In villain vulture. 旁边传来一声低语,罗素掉头一看,又是一个熟人,【蜘蛛侠:英雄归来】里的反派秃鹫。 Looks at this face, Luo Su has regards the feeling that intensely a bastard does an inside job, but then thinks, perhaps after is Batman retires, coming New York Police authorities to go to work. 看着这张脸,罗素有种坏蛋卧底的强烈既视感,可转而一想,没准是百特曼退役之后,来纽约警局上班了。 In brief, this is he experiences in many world, in many New York, most awesome New York Police authorities. 总而言之,这是他经历诸多世界中,诸多纽约市里,最牛哔的一个纽约警局。 The plot was still unknowable, is very it is estimated that chaotic, World Mission does not know temporarily, but ten 98 will center on the police authorities to launch. 剧情尚不可知,估计会很混乱,世界任务暂不知晓,但十有九八会围绕警局展开。 The reason is very simple, the like this multi- destiny lead huddles together, the plot does not launch from the police authorities, that called damn! 原因很简单,这么多天命主角扎堆,剧情不从警局展开,那才叫见鬼了！ „Senior official, can the present go to your office?” “长官,能现在就去您的办公室吗？” „Senior official? Your when did like this have the politeness? Shouted my Sheriff was good, otherwise I think that you want to lend money.” “长官？你什么时候这么有礼貌了？还是喊我莫奇警长好了,不然我会认为你想借钱。” „Ok, can Sheriff, the present go to your office?” “ok,莫奇警长,能现在就去你的办公室吗？” Luo Su shrugs, he smelled the mission flavor. 罗素耸耸肩,他闻到了任务的味道。 „Why, the press conference also needs the manpower, you are our police authorities pistol hit the best police officer, if there is accident/surprise, I hope that you can before like this multi- reporters, kills the hoodlum at the scene......, spear/gun spear/gun headshot.” “为什么,新闻发布会还需要人手,你是我们警局手枪打得最好的警员,如果出现意外,我希望你能在这么多记者面前,当场击毙暴徒……嗯,枪枪爆头。” Sheriff both hands compared with spear/gun even/including chose/point, the picture are too beautiful, no matter substitutes Batman, is the substitution vulture, somewhat makes people unable to look straight ahead. 莫奇警长双手比枪连点,画面太美,不管是代入百特曼,还是代入秃鹫,都有些让人无法直视。 „Sheriff, the like this outstanding colleague presents, I thought that here does not need me, really has the hoodlum to appear, they will certainly die a tragic death.” Luo Su told the facts, did not blow black, without the bastard of superpower entered the stage ends. “莫奇警长,这么多优秀的同事在场,我觉得这里根本不需要我,真有暴徒出现,他们一定会死得很惨。”罗素实话实说,不吹不黑,没有超能力的坏蛋出场就完。 „Is rare your today's like this to have the working initiative, comes with me!” “难得你今天这么有工作积极性,跟我来吧！” Sheriff brings Luo Su to enter the police authorities, all the way, Luo Su saw several looking familiar faces, king of Nicolas rotten piece Cage, the electric light person in unusual Spider-Man...... 莫奇警长带着罗素走进警局,一路上,罗素又看到了好几张眼熟的面孔,烂片之王尼古拉斯・凯奇,超凡蜘蛛侠里的电光人…… Very mysterious world! 很神奇的世界！ Changes an angle to ponder, the life New York residents here may really be abyss of suffering. 换个角度来思考,生活在这里的纽约市民可真是水深火热。 „Situation is this, Officer John Macallan in Brooklyn Bureau was adjusted Los Angeles, that side lacks the police officer who can blow the scene, I recommended you to the higher authority, then passed.” “情况是这样的,布鲁克林分局的约翰・麦卡伦警官被调去了洛杉矶,那边缺一个能镇住场面的警员,我对上级推荐了你,然后通过了。” In the office, Sheriff sheriff shows a picture, above is Officer John Macallan sends the border line worrying face. 办公室内,莫奇警长警长拿出一张照片,上面是约翰・麦卡伦警官发际线堪忧的面庞。 Is a bit like 【Tiger guts dragon prestige】 In Bruce Willis...... 有点像【虎胆龙威】里的布鲁斯・威利斯…… Good, is he! 好吧,就是他！ Luo Su nods calm, in just 15 minutes, he has seen great storms, after all even the old age detective had, then presented Schwarzenegger and Stallone, still class/flow of cloud Dun, he will not be accidental. 罗素淡定点点头,刚刚的十五分钟里,他已经见惯了大风大浪,毕竟连白头神探都有了,接下来再出现施瓦辛格和史泰龙、尚格・云顿之流,他都不会意外。 The airplane nose is an exception! 飞机头除外！ Because that means, overall IQ of this incredible world is very worrying. 因为那意味着,这个荒诞世界的整体智商十分堪忧。 „Do not think, adjusted you not to have other meaning in the past, first you just lived there, secondly...... bureau's situation you also saw, the outstanding staff were too many, the pressure of competition was too big, seized this opportunity well, wants to meet next time again, you have been promoted.” “别多想,调你过去没别的意思,一来是你刚好住在那里,二来……局里的情况你也看到了,优秀员工太多,竞争压力太大,好好把握这次机会,希望下次再见面,你已经升职了。” Sheriff is saying, gives Luo Su one stack of documents , to continue saying: „You have two days of vacation, but that side manpower is scarce, hopes that you go on duty immediately.” 莫奇警长说着,将一沓文件交给罗素,继续说道:“你有两天假期,不过那边人手紧缺,希望你立即上岗。” „I understand, I later punctual report two days.” “我明白,我会在两天之后准时报道。” „You understand well!” “你明白就好！” Sheriff a face is calm, blossoms actually at heart happily, the day sees pitifully, this group of damn elites each in full vigour, fight and fight in the police authorities all day, fights, he was compelled quickly insanely. 莫奇警长一脸淡定,实则心里乐开了花,天见可怜,这帮该死的精英各个精力旺盛,整天在警局里打架、打架,还有打架,他都快被逼疯了。 Especially Luo Su, this goods were known as that ‚teams up The Terminator’, dies with the police officer who he forms a team is remnant, lifetime longest one week, the shortest 15 seconds, the proper world disaster, is first drives out the goal. 尤其是罗素,这货号称‘搭档终结者’,和他组队的警员非死即残,生存期最长一周,最短十五秒,妥妥的人间祸害,是首个驱除目标。 Transfers him, the police authorities should be able pure many. 把他调走,警局应该能清净不少。 Looks that Luo Su pushes the back that the gate departs, Sheriff relaxes, opening the documents is an egg hurts: „This Alex Murphy is also the thorn head, well where moves to go to him......” 看着罗素推门离去的背影,莫奇警长松了口气,打开文档又是一阵蛋疼:“这个亚历克斯・墨菲也是个刺头,把他调去哪里好呢……”