In the living room, two female Superman lie on the ground, four palm reading buckles grip tightly the soap, in the eye shock to inconceivable frightened. 客厅里,两个女超人趴在地上,四手相扣紧握肥皂,眼中都是震撼到不可思议的惊悚。 Together of undistinguished appearance, and effect sounds the extremely dreadful soap, unexpectedly is really the law of causality weapon. 一块其貌不扬,且效果听起来就极其猥琐的肥皂,居然真的是因果律武器。 Two females look at each other one, three views renovate, had the new cognition to Lord God. 两女对视一眼,三观刷新,对主神又有了新的认知。 Not is seemingly proper! 貌似不怎么正经！ But has saying that although this soap the effect is dreadful, the lethality is really not a lid, in them a move of instance, strength of the resistance cannot raise. 但不得不说,这块肥皂虽然效果猥琐,杀伤力真不是盖的,她们中招的瞬间,一点反抗之力都提不起来。 ! 咔嚓！ The shutter sound resounds continuously, two females from shock sober, realized that own posture is quite improper, immediately sets out to glower toward Luo Su. 快门声连续响起,两女从震惊中清醒,意识到自己的姿势极为不妥,当即起身朝罗素怒目而视。 „You photographed!” x2 “你拍照了！”x2 „No, on me a cell phone does not have, how to photograph.” “没有,我身上连个手机都没有,怎么拍照。” Luo Su is innocent, withholds the soap from two people of hands, puts in along the space. 罗素一脸无辜,从两人手中扣出肥皂,放入随身空间。 „Do not install, you hid the cell phone in the space ring!” “别装了,你把手机藏在空间戒指里了！” „Hissing, this was discovered by you.” “嘶嘶,这都被你们发现了。” Luo Su looks the startled color, takes out the cell phone from the space on own initiative along, is working as two female surface the ungraceful photo deletion. 罗素面露惊色,主动从随身空间取出手机,当着两女的面将不雅照删除。 „......” X2 “……”x2 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” Sees two females to have an ashen look, Luo Su asked puzzled. 见两女面有菜色,罗素不解问道。 Shen Menghan said ill-humoredly: „Do we seem like the fool?” 沈梦寒没好气说道:“我们看起来很像傻瓜吗？” Self-confident, changes into the affirmation sentence the interrogative sentence, the sigh sentence is also good. 自信点,把疑问句换成肯定句,感叹句也行。 Under the Luo Su heart the unstated criticism, the superficial doubts said: „What has this word, you are very intelligent!” 罗素心下腹诽,表面疑惑道:“何出此言,你们很聪明呀！” „That also takes another cell phone in your space ring, picture quantity that the shutter sound and just deleted to not on.” “那就把你空间戒指里的另一部手机也拿出来,快门声和刚刚删除的照片数量对不上。” „This minor matter unimportant......” “这种小事不重要……” Luo Su waves, the guilty party sues first: „Do not shift the topic, according to our agreements, starting today, cannot play old Yin-Yang master that set with me again.” 罗素挥挥手,恶人先告状:“不要转移话题,按照我们的约定,从今天开始,不许再和我玩老阴阳师那一套。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Two female did not speak, sat on the single-seat sofa one on the left and other on the right, two person left Luo Su. 两女不说话,一左一右坐在单人沙发上,将双人的留给了罗素。 Indeed not mystifying, because does not speak from the start. 的确没有阴阳怪气,因为压根不说话了。 Luo Su sees that is not accidental/surprised, the woman, two women snatch a thing in particularly the situation, counted on that their little darlings are obedient, killing them was more difficult. 罗素见状也不意外,女人嘛,尤其是两个女人抢一个东西的情况下,指望她们乖乖听话,比杀了她们还难。 However, can shut up, to him is a victory. 不过,能闭上嘴,对他而言已经是一场胜利了。 „What at noon today eats, or did I ask you to eat at a restaurant?” “今天中午吃什么,要不我请你们下馆子？” „You thought that our two same places do go out appropriately?” “你觉得我们两个一起出门合适吗？” The female Superman hidden bitterness shot a look at Luo Su one, two female appearance build are completely same, returns the twin compared with the twin, by the friend was seen can also explain, what to do was seen by the relative? 女超人幽怨瞥了罗素一眼,两女容貌体型完全一样,比双胞胎还双胞胎,被朋友看到还可以解释,被亲戚看到怎么办？ „This but actually is also, sharing a status is very troublesome.” “这倒也是,共用一个身份是挺麻烦。” Luo Su nods, picks up the phone to call downstairs going, remembers the front door to weld, quickly goes forward to pry open it. 罗素点点头,拿起电话叫了楼下的外卖,想起大门还是焊死的,急忙上前将其撬开。 Three bowls of beef noodles, the increment does not increase price, because Luo Su is a landlord, three bowls of surface do not ask for money. 三碗牛肉面,加量不加价,因为罗素是房东,三碗面不要钱。 „Hiss slides hiss slides, sparse crash-bang!” “嘶溜嘶溜,稀拉哗啦！” Eats the surface stance to be different from Luo Su straightforwardly, two female Superman are obviously absent-minded, the chopsticks are inserting the noodles, an appetite does not have. 和罗素豪爽吃面的架势不同,两个女超人明显心不在焉,筷子插着面条,一点食欲都没有。 „Doesn't have the appetite? Also right, you were Superman, the photosynthesis on the line.” “没胃口？也对,你们是超人,光合作用就行了。” In line with cannot waste food the principle, Luo Su searches the hand to entrain two female surface bowls to oneself in front, moves the instance of chopsticks in him, suddenly detected that the atmosphere is not right. 本着不能浪费食物的原则,罗素探手将两女的面碗拽到自己面前,就在他动筷的瞬间,突然察觉到气氛不对。 Looked up about slightly, discovered that which bowl two females first ate highly to care to him. 微微抬头左右看了看,发现两女对他先吃哪一碗非常在意。 „You two are bored enough!” “你们两个有够无聊！” Luo Su curls the lip, takes up chopsticks, two simultaneous/uniform Dong, eats two bowls of noodles one time. 罗素撇撇嘴,又拿起一双筷子,两手齐动,一次吃两碗面。 Without the means that who lets capable work more! 没办法,谁让能者多劳呢！ „Luo Su, earnest, do you plan for a lifetime this way?” Shen Menghan knit the brows, looked at eye female Superman, looked at Luo Su. “罗素,认真点,你就打算一辈子这样下去？”沈梦寒皱眉,看了眼女超人,又看了眼罗素。 „Oh, haven't you lost heart?” “唉,你们还没死心？” The Luo Su surprise sees two females, puts down the chopsticks, said seriously: „To be honest, I had bowed down to the reality, although you are two people, but to me, you essentially is a person......” 罗素诧异看着两女,将筷子放下,严肃道:“说实话,我已经向现实屈服了,虽然你们是两个人,但对我而言,你们本质上就是一个人……” Luo Su said for quite a while, finally summarized: „Person who I am have the principle, has thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later this matter, sorry, my conscience can be painful.” 罗素吧啦吧啦说了半天,最后总结道:“我是个有原则的人,始乱终弃这种事,抱歉,我的良心会痛。” „......” X2 “……”x2 You also really have the principle! 那你还真是有原则！ Two females flip the supercilious look simultaneously, clenches jaws looked at Luo Su, after vision looking at each other, cold snort/hum, started to sit before the sofa struggles the remote control. 两女同时翻了翻白眼,咬牙切齿看了眼罗素,目光对视后冷哼一声,又开始坐在沙发前争起了遥控器。 ! 咔嚓！ „Luo Su, the remote control became two halves, what to do?” “罗素,遥控器又成两半了,怎么办？” „In the drawer of television cabinet is also prepared uses, to change me to wholesale several hundred over a thousand tomorrow, gives you to open slowly.” “电视机柜的抽屉里还有备用,改明儿我就去批发几百上千个,给你们慢慢拆。” Luo Su folds three surface bowls, does not care at all saying: „It is not good buys a television again, what issue but also there is?” 罗素将三个面碗叠起来,毫不在意道:“不行就再买一个电视机,还有什么问题吗？” „Remote control can buy two, the television can also buy two, can you turn into two?” “遥控器可以买两个,电视机也可以买两个,你能变成两个吗？” Two females are very discontented with the Luo Su approach, is not the waste only to be the dregs male, but also only loves one, how before not to have discovered that his like this is glib. 两女对罗素的做法十分不满,不做人渣只做渣男,还只爱一个,以前怎么没发现他这么能说会道。 „Asked well!” “问得好！” Luo Su two one: „If I turned into two, you are willing to choose me, chooses my replica?” 罗素两手一摊:“如果我变成了两个,你们是愿意选择我,还是选择我的复制体？” „Elects you!” x2 “选你！”x2 The voice falls, two female simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform stares, looks to the instance of opposite party, is various types clenches jaws. 话音落下,两女齐齐一愣,看向对方的瞬间,又是各种咬牙切齿。 „Look, even if I turn into two, your choices still only have one, therefore mistakenly not in me!” “看吧,就算我变成两个,你们的选择也只有一个,所以错不在我！” „What do you mean, was we are wrong?” “什么意思,是我们错了？” „, You also right, what is wrong is Lord God......” “呃,你们也没错,错的是主神……” Luo Su pushes two females, sits in the middle, under two people indifferent gaze, coming to be surrounded by beautiful women: „Why bother actually you intertwine like this to be many, entered the Lord God space, perhaps which day will die a violent death. For example mission that I just made, has good luck ever after the divine tool in the hand, has died under besieging of Dormammu and Sorcerer Supreme.” 罗素一屁股挤开两女,坐在中间,在两人冷眼注视下,来了个左拥右抱:“其实你们何苦纠结这么多,进了主神空间,没准哪天就会死于非命。比如我刚做的任务,要不是命大有神器在手,已经死在多玛姆和至尊法师的围攻之下了。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Luo Su sighed, raised head said disappointed: „Oh, if you this, I make mission again immediately again, dies also compares in the Lord God space by you are suffered to be stronger.” 罗素叹息一声,仰头怅然道:“唉,你们要是再这样,我立马再去做任务,死在主神空间也比被你们折磨要强。” „Whom deceives, where has mission to go ahead, Lord God is not your family opens.” Female Superman curls the lip slightly, is not willing to submit. “骗谁呢,哪有任务说做就做,主神又不是你家开的。”女超人微微撇嘴,不愿就此屈服。 „Sorry, we are different, although Lord God is not my family opens, but I have meet the mission right momentarily on own initiative.” “抱歉,我们不一样,主神虽不是我家开的,但我拥有随时主动接任务的权利。” Luo Su is saying: „What kind of, will make a bet, I can disappear to make mission immediately.” 罗素说着:“怎么样,敢不敢打个赌,我可以立马消失去做任务。” „......” X2 “……”x2 A very long silence, two females do not will make a bet with Luo Su eventually, for fear that his male temperament, really enters the Lord God space to be risky. 一阵很长的沉默,两女终究不敢和罗素打赌,生怕他直男脾气上来,真的进入主神空间冒险。 „Those words, we are reincarnator, which day the life and death refer to being uncertain......” “还是那句话,我们都是轮回者,生生死死指不定哪天就……” Female Superman spoke to break: „I am not reincarnator, I could not meet mission of Lord God, could not go in the Lord God space.” 女超人出言打断:“我不是轮回者,我接不了主神的任务,也进不去主神空间。” „Useless, you and I bound, I did not have you not to have.” The skill of Luo Su use mouthful running train, the lie opens mouth. “没用,你和我绑定了,我没了你也没了。”罗素使用满嘴跑火车的技能,瞎话张嘴就来。 Also cannot say is the lie, because does not have any evidence can suggest, what he said is the lie. 也不能说是瞎话,因为没有任何证据可以表明,他说的是瞎话。 The Luo Su performing skill gets online, the vision looks out the distant place, then the words continued sensational: „Which day life and death referred to being uncertain two to separate on the Celestial......” 罗素演技上线,目光遥望远方,接着刚才的话继续煽情:“生生死死指不定哪天就天人两隔了……” Female Superman spoke to break: „I and you bound, our Celestial two will not separate.” 女超人出言打断:“我和你绑定了,我们俩不会天人两隔。” Luo Su opens mouth , there is nothing to say in reply, changes to looks angrily at female Superman: „Your like this can say, you spoke.” 罗素张张嘴,无言以对,改为怒视女超人:“你这么能说,你来发言好了。” Female Superman curls the lip, turns around to look to the one side, makes an effort to break away Luo Su to embrace the hand of her shoulder. 女超人撇撇嘴,掉头看向一旁,用力挣开罗素揽住她肩膀的手。 The result turns around looks, Shen Menghan in the Luo Su bosom, is still angry immediately, pushed. 结果掉头一看,沈梦寒还在罗素怀里,当即大怒,又挤了回去。 The freshwater mussel crane contends, benefits as the third party in a dispute! 蚌鹤相争,渔翁得利！ The elderly fishermen traded several tones, said with the sentiment to the depth: „I know that you thought you are powerful, does not pay attention to other reincarnator, but I am different, I am the lone ranger, was limited by Lord God are more, mission is also more dangerous, moreover mission suddenly comes, perhaps immediately......” 渔翁换了几口气,用情至深道:“我知道你们觉得自己实力强大,不把其他轮回者放在眼里,可我不一样,我是个独行侠,受主神限制更多,任务也更危险,而且任务说来就来,没准立马……” The words to half, the Luo Su whole body are stiff, a face damn appearance. 话到一半,罗素全身僵硬,一脸见了鬼的模样。 Two female doubts raised the head: „What's wrong, why stopped suddenly?” 两女疑惑抬头:“怎么了,为什么突然停下了？” „......” “呃……” The Luo Su complexion twisted, swallows a saliva saying: „I said that anything is coming, I and you are different, this damn mission, it came covertly.” 罗素脸色扭曲,咽了口唾沫道:“我说什么来着,我和你们不一样,这该死的任务,偷偷摸摸地它就来了。” „Real false?” “真的假的？” „When I have deceived you.” “我什么时候骗过你们。” Luo Su said ill-humoredly, even if had deceived before, this time really does not have, the System prompt sound just remembered. 罗素没好气说道,就算以前有骗过,这次是真没有,系统的提示音刚刚想起。 【Ding】 【叮】 【Host please note, 14 th Mission World will soon start, now starts ten minutes of countdown, please be ready】 【宿主请注意,第十四次任务世界即将开始,现在进入十分钟倒计时,请做好准备】 „like this is sudden, an indication also?” “这么突然,一点征兆也没有？” „You had not just made mission, how to come, Lord God was also too optional!” “你不是刚刚才做过任务吗,怎么又来,主神也太随意了吧！” Two females are in abundance puzzled, the first acknowledgment, Luo Su and ordinary reincarnator are indeed different. 两女纷纷不解,第一次承认,罗素和普通的轮回者的确不一样。 „Was not an indication does not have, to give me ten minutes to leave behind the last words.” “也不是一点征兆都没有,给了我十分钟留下遗言。” Luo Su was saying embraces tightly two females, the worried look said: „The like this frequent mission number of times, I have to plant not the good premonition, perhaps this chest many......” 罗素说着将两女搂紧,愁眉道:“这么频繁的任务次数,我有种不好的预感,恐怕这次胸多……” The words have not said, his mouth was bet. 话没说完,他的嘴巴就被赌上了。 Female Superman is kissing, was lifted the hand to shove open by nearby Shen Menghan, for a while does not observe face to face green, the latter air/Qi has a fit of bad temper, grasps the head of Luo Su, starts to take an oath the territory power. 女超人正亲着,被旁边的沈梦寒抬手推开,一时不察当面被绿,后者气得炸毛,抱住罗素的脑袋,开始宣誓领土权。 „Aiya, do not snatch, comes, to have, does not want anxiously......” “哎呀,你们不要抢了,一个个来,都有份儿,不要急……” Luo Su said that this saying regretted, because under a basin cold water pouring, two female Superman are calm, is not willing to profit to him again. 罗素说完这话就后悔了,因为一盆冷水浇下,两个女超人冷静不少,不肯再给他占便宜。 He did not say anything, is surrounded by beautiful women to lie down on the sofa, seemingly sits in repose with eyes closed, enjoys attentive of ten minutes of countdown, made System open beforehand drawing in the inner world actually. 他也不说什么,左拥右抱躺在沙发上,看似闭目养神,享受十分钟倒计时的温存,实则在精神世界让系统将之前的抽奖开了。 mission completed to reward to draw 4 times, removes drawing that in mission consumed, altogether also surplus drew 6 times has not opened. 任务完成奖励了四次抽奖,去除任务中消耗的抽奖,总共还剩余六次抽奖没有开启。 He has had to be good to be familiar with, mission ended direct opening to draw, because this time the situation is special, hid some time in the Marvel world. 他一直有个好习惯,任务结束直接开启抽奖,这次因为情况特殊,在漫威世界躲了一段时间。 【Ding】 【叮】 【The Host confirmation draws, draw to conduct 6 times......】 【宿主确认抽奖,六次抽奖进行中……】 【Host obtains the following reward......】 【宿主获得以下奖励……】 ...... …… 【Skill Card: Earnest jumps repeatedly horizontally( stems from earnest series, jumps horizontally King)】 【技能卡:认真反复横跳(出自认真系列,横跳界的王者)】 【Character Card: Pikachu( illustrated handbook serial number: 025)】 【人物卡:皮卡丘(图鉴编号:025)】 【Skill Card: Explodes a day of star( one bag of meter/rice must shoulder several buildings)】 【技能卡:地爆天星(一袋米要扛几楼)】 【Item Card: Opponents( epic level single-handed hammer, selling price 6 golds)】 【物品卡:反对者(史诗级单手锤,售价6金)】 【Strength attribute selects x1】 【力属性点x1】 【Item Card: Devil cell phone( hell moves momentarily at your service)】 【物品卡:魔鬼手机(地狱移动随时为您服务)】 Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” The like this warm situation, he does not want to complain, how many meanings but this is Pikachu? 这么温馨的场合,他本不想吐槽,但这个皮卡丘是几个意思？ Should come can come eventually? 该来的终究要来？ ‚Explodes a day of star’ the illustration of Skill Card, although he studies few, but he also knows that ‚one bag of meter/rice must shoulder several buildings’ behind to meet ‚pungent day dense/woods’ to be right. 还有‘地爆天星’技能卡的注解,虽然他读书少,但他也知道‘一袋米要扛几楼’后面应该接‘辛辣天森’才对。