AE :: Volume #20 我讨厌漫威Ⅵ

#977: I pledged to the lamp


Sorcerer Supreme and do Dormammu collaborate?” 至尊法师多玛姆联手?” The female Superman doubts look to Luo Su, after nearby Shen Menghan makes up, half a word: Movie Doctor Strange Lord of inside Sorcerer Supreme and does the dark dimension, how you always meet the plot of Marvel world?” 超人疑惑看向罗素,旁边的沈梦寒补上后半句:“电影【奇异博士】里面的至尊法师和黑暗维度之主,你怎么总是遇到漫威世界的剧情?” What is always, before saying seems like me, meets......” “什么叫总是,说得好像我以前遇到……” Luo Su is puzzled, after the moment, is suddenly enlighted: „, I and you have attended the infinite war of Lord God, has the Marvel world to enter the stage.” 罗素不解,片刻后恍然大悟:“哦,我和你参加过主神的无限战争,有过漫威世界出场。” No, I said am not this.” “不,我说得不是这个。” Shen Menghan knits the brows to look to Luo Su: I remember that in infinite war mission of Lord God, you lead me and teammate go to Morag star to take Power Stone, will operate the spaceship also to understand the celestial chart, at that time your explanation was, you have experienced Guardians of the Galaxy mission, is very familiar with this plot.” 沈梦寒皱眉看向罗素:“我记得主神的无限战争任务中,你带我和队友去莫拉格星取力量宝石,会开飞船还看懂星图,当时你的解释是,你经历过【银河护卫队】的任务,对这段剧情很熟悉。” „, Has this matter, looks at my brain......” “哦,是有这事,瞧我这脑子……” Luo Su winked confusedly under the eye, when throws over Jason waistcoat is mooching, blowing the boasting are many, really cannot think that had this. 罗素迷茫眨了下眼,披着杰森马甲招摇撞骗时,吹得牛皮太多,真想不起来有这段了。 „Should you not lie?” “你该不会又说谎了吧?” Female Superman selects the eyebrow, looked that was half believing and half doubting to the Luo Su look, hears this saying, Shen Menghan was also vigilant. 超人挑眉,看向罗素的眼神将信将疑,听到这话,沈梦寒也警惕了起来。 No matter, I never said that the radical...... lies to deceive people occasionally, but you know that is the white lie.” “没有的事,我从来不说讠……偶尔说谎骗人,但你们知道的,那都是善意的谎言。” Luo Su a hand that takes up female Superman, uses the attention shift **, affection staring said: Sorcerer Supreme and Dormammu collaborate, I almost died, don't you love dearly?” 罗素一把抄起女超人的手,使用注意力转移**,深情凝视道:“至尊法师多玛姆联手,我差点就没命了,你不心疼吗?” ! 啪! Shen Menghan lifts the hand to pat the hand of Luo Su: Said turns over to say, do not raise a rumpus , almost dies has not died!” 沈梦寒抬手拍掉罗素的手:“说归说,别动手动脚的,还有,差点没命不也没死嘛!” But is very dangerous!” “但真的很危险呀!” Slightly executes the sub-total to make two female Superman forget to closely examine, Luo Su expressed pleasant sensation of IQ steamroll no victory, serious talked nonsense: I was framed by the Sorcerer Supreme design, astray the dark dimension to face directly Dormammu, then Sorcerer Supreme blocked the dimension channel, injures me with Dormammu jointly......” 略施小计让两个女超人忘记追问,罗素表示智商碾压毫无胜利的快感可言,一本正经的胡说八道起来:“我被至尊法师设计陷害,误入黑暗维度直面多玛姆,而后至尊法师封死了维度通道,和多玛姆联手加害我……” First waits, is not a little right.” “先等一下,有点不对。” The Shen Menghan complexion is strange, looked that the Luo Su look shuts out very: „The matter of what seething discontent among the people you handled, lets Sorcerer Supreme and Dormammu these two mortal enemies abandons the past animosity, joins up to start to you?” 沈梦寒面色怪异,看罗素的眼神十分嫌弃:“你到底做了什么天怒人怨的事情,才让至尊法师多玛姆这两个死敌摒弃前嫌,联合起来对你下手?” „, I stole Time Stone.” “呃,我偷了时间宝石。” „Do you steal that gadget to do?” “你偷那玩意儿干什么?” Female Superman follows close on is making up the question: Lord God issued what mission, must steal Time Stone to complete, this and plot has nothing to do!” 超人紧跟着补上疑问:“主神发布了什么任务,非要偷时间宝石才能完成,这和剧情根本无关好吧!” Luo Su sighed: You do not understand, I and your normal reincarnator are different.” 罗素叹了口气:“你们不懂,我和你们正常的轮回者都不一样。” Said that you have many are not normal, can we analyze to you, look also be saved.” “说说你有多不正常,我们给你分析分析,看还有没有救。” Where this saying seems is not right! 这话好像哪里不对! The Luo Su brow selects, does not want to lower oneself to the same level with the woman, spoke frankly: „Aren't you strange? The first group fights mission time, I have the strength of Superman bloodline, but can also move instantaneously, why afterward did not have.” 罗素眉头一挑,不想和女人一般见识,直言道:“你们就不奇怪吗?第一次团战任务的时候,我拥有超人血统的力量,还能瞬间移动,后来为什么就没了。” Moreover, such matter had many times, the strength attribute that displays each time is not same, as if I rewarded the point unable to all spend, exchanged many abilities.” “而且,这样的事情发生了很多次,每次表现出来的力量属性都不相同,仿佛我奖励点花不完,兑换了很多种能力。” „Very strange, before the explanation was not short of money, therefore you are lying!” “是很奇怪,之前你的解释是不差钱,所以你还是在说谎!” Female Superman is saying, starts bad with the Shen Menghan look. 超人说着,和沈梦寒一起眼神开始不善。 „......” “……” Luo Su smiles embarrasedly: Can the intertwining white lie, we do not discuss me again not normally......, I and your different matters.” 罗素讪讪一笑:“能不能不要再纠结善意的谎言了,我们再谈我不正常……呸,我和你们不一样的事。” But you said that do not inquire about your status are too many, you signed the agreement with Lord God......, therefore, is this also the lie?” “可你说了,关于你的身份不要询问太多,你和主神签了协议……所以,这也是谎言?” Shen Menghan says, the look was worse. 沈梦寒接过话,眼神更加不善了。 The impression is very important! 印象真的很重要! Luo Su felt oneself found fault the topic, since this ship splits, no, since Jason waistcoat exposes, he got dregs male label. 罗素觉得自己找错了话题,自从这艘船裂开之后,不,自从杰森马甲曝光后,他就被打上了‘渣男’的标签。 No matter now he says anything, two female Superman will suspect that he is lying. 以至于,现在不管他说什么,两个女超人都会怀疑他是不是在说谎。 Although he is really lying, but this is unimportant, the key point was he says like this to be earnest, isn't like this diligently, why willing to believe him? 虽然他真的在说谎,但这不重要,重点是他说得这么认真,这么努力,为什么不肯相信他? „, The status matter indeed has not lied, for this reason I pledged to the lamp.” “咳咳,身份的事的确没说谎,为此我对灯发誓。” Luo Su raises the hand, takes an oath seriously: If I lie, next time will meet the Marvel universe again the world, makes Lord God arrange the Avengers, Sorcerer Supreme, Dormammu and Thanos to besiege me together!” 罗素举起手,严肃起誓:“如果我说谎,下次再遇到漫威宇宙的世界,就让主神安排复仇者联盟、至尊法师多玛姆灭霸一起围攻我!” Having necessity like this is ruthless, I am not do not believe you!” “有必要这么狠吗,我又不是不相信你!” Female Superman covers the mouth of Luo Su, blamed him to pledge carelessly, what to do if became real. 超人捂住罗素的嘴,责怪他胡乱发誓,万一成真了怎么办。 Hey, said that turned over to say do not raise a rumpus.” “喂,说归说别动手动脚。” A Shen Menghan palm of the hand claps the hand of female Superman, then indifferent swiveleye Luo Su, like this does not look in a moment. 沈梦寒一巴掌拍开女超人的手,而后冷眼斜视罗素,不说话就这么看着。 I understand! 我懂! The Luo Su secret nod, takes up the hand of Shen Menghan to grip, was patted by female Superman. 罗素暗暗点头,抄起沈梦寒的手握住,然后被女超人拍开。 One person of one time, this was fair! 一人一次,这就公平了! Luo Su roughly mastered and knack of narrow-minded exchange, summarizes, does not contract widowed contracts unevenly, no matter makes anything to want a pair of share. 罗素大致掌握了和小心眼交流的诀窍,总结下来,不患寡而患不均,不管做什么都要双份儿。 Continues the beforehand topic, the status matter is absolutely true, but some can disclose to you, so as to avoid cannot see the truth, making you always feel that I am deceiving people.” “继续之前的话题,身份的事儿千真万确,不过有一些可以向你们透露,免得看不到真相,让你们总觉得我在骗人。” Luo Su is saying, looks respectively to two females: You complete mission to obtain the reward point, in Lord God there exchange bloodline, ability and item, this right?” 罗素说着,分别看向两女:“你们完成任务获得奖励点,会在主神那里兑换血统、能力、物品,这没错吧?” Un!” x2 “嗯!”x2 I and you are different, I am unable to strengthen in the Lord God space, complete mission unable to see Lord God, even rewards not to have, the bloodlines, skills and various item that you can exchange, my could not exchange.” “我和你们不一样,我无法在主神空间进行强化,完成任务也见不到主神,甚至连奖励点都没有,你们能兑换的血统、技能、各类物品,我一个也兑换不了。” How possibly, do you how strengthen?” Two female surprised. “怎么可能,那你怎么强化?”两女惊讶不已。 This is I and you biggest difference, is the basic reason that my ability hundred change......” “这就是我和你们最大的区别,也是我能力百变的根本原因……” Luo Su said seriously: „After completing mission, Lord God will reward I many at sixes and sevens skills and item, before for example the instantaneous movement, the ability of Superman bloodline, is like this comes, but these are disposable.” 罗素严肃道:“完成任务之后,主神会奖励我很多乱七八糟的技能和物品,例如之前的瞬间移动,还有超人血统的能力,都是这么来的,但这些都是一次性的。” „Do you depend entirely on the one-off skill to support now?” “你全靠一次性的技能撑到现在?” Two females make noise again surprisedly, lingering fear: Your situation is very dangerous, if no right skill, encounters the powerful enemy...... wait/etc, you had many ability clearly reusables, you......” 两女再次惊讶出声,后怕道:“那你的处境岂不是很危险,万一没有合适的技能,遭遇强敌……等等,你有很多能力分明重复使用了,你又……” Has not lied!” “没有说谎!” Luo Su first vies to answer first, both hands flutter two female Superman, covered their mouths from the back: „The abilities of these reusables, are I study independently in the plot world, right, you have not misunderstood, I can have today this strength, depends entirely on me to strive constantly for self-improvement.” 罗素第一时间抢答,双手勾住两个女超人,从背后捂住了她们的嘴:“那些重复使用的能力,是我在剧情世界里自学的,没错,你们没听错,我能有今天这份实力,全靠我自强不息。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Sounds very encouraging, but two females always thought where is not right, possibly is because this saying to be the reason that Luo Su said. 听起来很励志,但两女总觉得哪里不对,可能是因为这话是罗素说的缘故。 Luo Su loosens covers two female hands, lays aside on their shoulders slowly, does not wait for them to respond, said rapidly: If you do not believe, I can definitely put out the example to show, the one-off skill, the thing of maintaining life, when perhaps used even. Some items can demonstrate that looks to you, is the treasure and ensure cannot exchange in Lord God there.” 罗素松开捂住两女的手,缓缓放置她们肩上,不等她们反应过来,迅速说道:“如果你们不相信,我完全可以拿出实例证明,一次性的技能就算了,保命的东西,没准什么时候就用上了。一些道具可以展示给你们看,都是珍品,保证在主神那里兑换不到。” Lord God can't there exchange?” “主神那里兑换不到?” Right, because the status is special, because also my mission is more dangerous than ordinary reincarnator, naturally must somewhat give favored treatment.” “没错,因为身份特殊,也因为我的任务比普通轮回者更危险,自然要有些优待。” Luo Su is saying, waves to exhibit several types of things on the tea table, gaudy anything has. 罗素说着,挥挥手在茶几上摆开几样东西,花里胡哨什么都有。 Shen Menghan looks dazzlingly, takes up the sword of sword of fire god, looked at the peerless blade, knits the brows: With all due respect, these two weapon Lord God spaces have the sell, is not special.” 沈梦寒看着琳琅满目,拿起火神之剑之剑,又看了看绝世之刃,皱眉道:“恕我直言,这两把武器主神空间就有出售,不算特殊。” Female Superman is choosy: Sunglasses, credit card and Cross, average not wonderful, nothing special, the normal people will not exchange.” 超人挑挑拣拣:“墨镜、信用卡、十字架,平平无奇,没什么特别的,正常人都不会兑换。” What weapon this stick is, ordinary stick?” “这根棍子是什么武器,普通的棍子吗?” That is a trident!” “那是三叉戟!” „......” X2 “……”x2 Two females look the strange color, without the trident of fork, this weapon Lord God space will indeed not sell. 两女面露怪色,没有叉的三叉戟,这种武器主神空间的确不会出售。 Luo Su stares the big eye: Do not despise it, this is the trident that sea sovereign Poseidon uses, without fork not because of defective product, but is the fairytale is to deceive people, the sea sovereign trident would have no fork!” 罗素瞪大眼睛:“不要小看它,这可是海皇波塞冬使用的三叉戟,没有叉不是因为残次品,而是神话故事都是骗人的,海皇三叉戟本来就没有叉!” Shen Menghan and female Superman show the whites of the eyes, they are certain, this indeed is the lie, considering some wanting to save face at all costs man, they did not say anything, pretends that approved of the myth to deceive people. 沈梦寒和女超人翻翻白眼,她们可以肯定,这句的确是谎话,考虑到某个死要面子的男人,她们就不说什么了,假装赞同神话是骗人的。 That this is anything......” “那这又是什么……” The female Superman two fingers pinch has used together the soap, speechless say/way: I understand why probably you will be a self-made person, gives your tattered by Lord God, many lives insufficiently compensate.” 超人两根手指捏起一块用过的肥皂,无语道:“我大概明白你为什么会自学成才了,靠主神给你的破烂,多少条命都不够赔的。” Puts should not be moving, this is my treasure, the law of causality weapon.” “放着别动,这可是我的宝贝,因果律武器。” Luo Su both hands received the soap, holds cautiously in the palm: Do not despise this soap, some of my like this years risked one's life to depend entirely on it, Dormammu and Sorcerer Supreme collaborated, by this soap.” 罗素双手接过肥皂,小心翼翼捧在手心:“不要小看这块肥皂,我这么些年来出生入死全靠它了,就连多玛姆至尊法师联手,都是靠这块肥皂挺过来的。” „???” “???” Two female Superman faces compel ignorant, just dialogue had anything to misunderstand, Dormammu and Sorcerer Supreme that Luo Su said that with is not same that they thought. 两个女超人一脸懵逼,刚刚的对话是不是有什么误会,罗素说的多玛姆至尊法师,和她们所想的不是同一个。 Law of causality weapon, the enemy sees to pick! So long as I lose, no matter how powerful enemy, will follow the effect action of soap, is unable to control own body!” “因果律武器,敌见必捡!只要我丢出去,不管多么强大的敌人,都会遵循肥皂的效果行动,无法控制自己的身体!” Luo Su holds the soap, said every single word or phrase: „The only shortcoming is the consumables, in my hand this, used to return to two should probably again not to have.” 罗素捧着肥皂,一字一句说道:“唯一的缺点是消耗品,我手里这一块,大概再用了一回到两回就该没了。” Sounds very fierce......” “听起来很厉害……” Female Superman and Shen Menghan look at each other one, after exchanging the look, Shen Menghan speechless say/way: Therefore, you in the dark dimension, have been picking the soap with Dormammu and Sorcerer Supreme?” 超人沈梦寒对视一眼,交换眼神后,沈梦寒无语道:“所以,你在黑暗维度里,和多玛姆至尊法师一直在捡肥皂?” „, Is this right, but can you trade not to cause the view of misunderstanding easily.” Luo Su complained one, sounded strange. “呃,是这样没错,但你能不能换个不容易引起误会的说法。”罗素吐槽一句,听起来怪怪的。 Two female Superman simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform roll the eyes, on tattered to table loses the interest: You are receiving well, do not fall the ground incautiously, wasted the life-saving card in hand.” 两个女超人齐齐翻白眼,对桌上的破烂失去兴趣:“你好好收着,别一不小心掉地上,浪费了救命底牌。” Hey, you two should not be think that I am lying?” “喂,你们两个该不会是认为我在说谎吧?” No, we do not believe this soap can let Dormammu and Sorcerer Supreme bends the waist.” x2 “不,我们只是不相信这块肥皂能让多玛姆至尊法师弯腰。”x2 This is not thinks that I am lying?” “这不就是认为我在说谎吗?” Luo Su was angry, looked at soap in the hand, ponders over one time is throwing not to vanish, said wickedly: I throw the ground now, if you pick, that showed that I have not lied, from now henceforth, cannot be mystifying and I speaks.” 罗素大怒,瞄了眼手里的肥皂,琢磨着扔一次不会消失,恶狠狠道:“我现在扔地上,如果你们捡起来,那就证明我没说谎,从今以后,不许再阴阳怪气和我说话。” If you indeed are lie?” Shen Menghan shows the whites of the eyes, asks one. “那如果你的确是说谎呢?”沈梦寒翻翻白眼,反问一句。 To handling, does not have two words certainly!” Luo Su categorical say/way. “任凭处置,绝无二话!”罗素斩钉截铁道。 Earnest?” Female Superman is surprised the different way. “认真的?”女超人诧异道。 Do not renege on a promise on the line.” “你们别反悔就行。” Luo Su cold snort/hum: I feared when the time comes certain people put out the privilege of woman, brazen-faced and shameless, coming one not to mean what he says.” 罗素冷哼一声:“我就怕到时候某些人拿出女人的特权,死皮赖脸,来一个说话不算数。” Female Superman and Shen Menghan look at each other one, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform nods: Does not renege on a promise.” 超人沈梦寒对视一眼,齐齐点头:“绝不反悔。” Ok!” “ok!” Luo Su is pinching the soap, swept sweeping in the room, throws it to tea table nearby ground. 罗素捏着肥皂,在屋里扫了扫,将其扔向茶几旁边的地面。 Two female Superman tie tight the body to sit on the sofa, the line of sight follows the soap movement that drops, in instance that the soap falls to the ground, two people stare the big eye suddenly, the body cannot help but jump, threw toward the front. 两个女超人紧绷身躯坐在沙发上,视线跟随落下的肥皂移动,在肥皂落地的瞬间,两人猛然瞪大眼睛,身体不由自主跳起,朝前方扑了过去。 Luo Su both hands open, thinks that does not dare to throw eventually. 身后,罗素双手张开,想了想终究没敢扑过去。 Waits again, quick was lame! 再等等,就快瘸了!
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