AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

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Returns from the prison, Luo Su pursues a telephone to Arnold, making it take away two Maserati, and informs him, the 12-year-old little rascal has supercar is how dangerous matter. 从监狱返回,罗素给阿诺追去一个电话,让其把两台玛莎拉蒂领走,并告知他,12岁的小鬼拥有一台超跑是多么危险的事情。 A week seems like not long, but if really anything does not do, will become very unendurable. 一个星期的时间看似不长,可真要是什么也不做,会变得非常难熬。 Especially to Luo Su, his day does not do a matter...... not to work on the whole body is uncomfortable, therefore, he will go to the police authorities to borrow a security vehicle patrol every night. 尤其是对罗素,他一天不搞点事情……不做点事情就浑身难受,所以,每天晚上他都会去警局借一辆警车巡逻。 New York of this world is very chaotic, particularly night of big probability eruption crisis, so long as he perseveres, can definitely hit some plot. 这个世界的纽约很乱,尤其是大几率爆发危机的夜间,只要他持之以恒,肯定能撞到某个剧情。 World Mission: 1, important case 0 / 5 世界任务:一、重大案件0/5】 World Mission: 2, ordinary cases 18 / 50 世界任务:二、普通案件18/50】 Three days later, the plot has not hit, the pilferage met actually much. 三天下来,剧情没撞到,小偷小摸倒是遇到了不少。 What is inconceivable, Matilda drives underage, he gives the guardian Arnold to open the traffic ticket, finally is also an ordinary case. 不可思议的是,玛蒂尔达未成年驾车,他给监护人阿诺开了张罚单,结果也被算是一次普通案件。 Some anonymous stage table organization, the high-level collective cries to faint in the restroom. 某个不愿意透露姓名的高台桌组织,高层集体哭晕在厕所。 ...... …… The Yin rainy night, the New York street cool feeling is thick gradually, Luo Su turns on the rain wash to stop in the traffic light mouth. 阴雨夜,纽约街头凉意渐浓,罗素打开雨刷停在红绿灯口。 Possibly because of the reason of weather, on the street is deserted tonight, in police vehicle empty, has not met including an ordinary case. 可能是因为天气的缘故,今晚马路上行人稀少,警车里空荡荡的,连一个普通案件都没遇到。 This very not New York! 这很不纽约! the corner to throw the corner! 扑棱扑棱! If there is a fluttering sound as if to pass over gently and swiftly from the above, Luo Su came the spirit immediately, hearing the sound to look like becoming lost Angel. 若有似乎的振翅声从上方掠过,罗素立即来了精神,听声音像极了迷路的天使 He opens the glass to look, the whole face disappointed color, has the wing, is actually not Angel. 他打开车窗一看,满脸失望之色,有翅膀,却不是天使 Words that insisted on speaking, when is Angel arrived at the world, tragedy product that the face is first well-grounded. 硬要说的话,是天使降临人间时,脸先着地的悲剧产物。 No! 不! When is arrives hits the satellite, the whole body is well-grounded to fall did not have the Angel facial features and dull stature, then tidies up the product of failure. 是降临时撞到卫星,全身着地摔没了天使面容和平板身材,然后整容失败的产物。 Perse body, without the meat wing wing of wool, extremely fat big body, monster Shrek's big facial cast, when these elements combine, how worried the character. 深灰色的身躯,没毛的肉翼翅膀,臃肿的高大身躯,怪物史莱克的大脸盘子,当这些元素组合起来,怎一个愁字了得。 The useless wrong word, Luo Su looks very sadly, this thing really can help him find the heaven, won't be the undercover of hell? 没用错词,罗素看得非常忧愁,这玩意真的能帮他找到天堂,不会是地狱的卧底吧? This tm was also too ugly, is God earnest?” “这tm也太丑了,上帝是认真的?” A Luo Su face shuts out, if not the strength of slight Saint light, he even thinks that space that only throws the corner moth greatly, is the Satan little elder sister bedroom entrance statue ghost. 罗素一脸嫌弃,如果不是细微的圣光之力,他甚至以为天上那只大扑棱蛾子,是撒旦小姐姐卧室门口的石像鬼。 Do not ask why Luo Su knows the decoration design of Satan bedroom entrance, his night view celestial phenomenon calculates. 别问罗素为什么知道撒旦卧室门口的装潢设计,他夜观天象算出来的。 The red light transfers green, Luo Su drives to stop to the one side, confirmed peripheral no one, the figure hidden nightfall settled a matter privately loses does not see. 红灯转绿,罗素驱车停至一旁,确认周边无人,身形隐入黑暗消失不见。 ...... …… The lens transfer to New York St. John cathedral, this place is located in Manhattan, the Roman architecture style world's third cathedral. 镜头转至纽约圣约翰大教堂,此地位于曼哈顿,罗马式建筑风格的世界第三大教堂。 What is worth mentioning is, this church completed the design from 1888, starting from 1892 began construction, has not constructed completely by the present. 值得一提的是,这座教堂从1888年完成设计,1892年开始动工,到现在都没完全建好。 Before throwing the corner monster landing church main hall gate greatly, the figure changes the average man appearance, he across porch pillars, arrives at the solemn silence in front of Cross. 大扑棱怪物降落教堂主厅门前,身形变化成常人模样,他穿过一根根廊柱,来到庄严肃穆的十字架面前。 Queen, tonight in New York City all normal, the whereabouts of devil was getting more and more secret.” “女王,今夜纽约城内一切正常,恶魔的行踪越来越隐秘了。” „After previous war, our population sharp declines, the quantity of devil actually stays at a high level, they are the hideaways, the anxiety of my heart is intense.” “上一次大战之后,我们的人数锐减,恶魔的数量却居高不下,他们越是隐藏,我心头的不安就越是强烈。” Queen, the manpower of night patrol had strengthened several times, if the devil has an action to perform, we will detect immediately.” “女王,夜间巡逻的人手已经加强了数倍,如果恶魔有所动作,我们会在第一时间察觉到。” Hopes......” “但愿吧……” The sound stops the moment , to continue saying: Careful, should not be detected by human our whereabouts, after all this is their time, we should not exist.” 声音停止片刻,继续说道:“小心点,不要被人类察觉到我们的行踪,毕竟这是属于他们的时代,我们不该存在。” Subordinate understands!” “属下明白!” The men nod, after hesitant moment, makes noise to ask: Queen, so far, couldn't have the contact with the heaven?” 男子点点头,犹豫片刻后出声问道:“女王,到目前为止,还不能和天堂取得联系吗?” „......” “……” Had not replied, in the main hall falls into a dreariness. 没有回答,主厅里陷入一片沉寂。 In unmanned the corner of attention, the Luo Su form appears from the darkness, since he raised the head to size up this architectural style unusual church. 无人注意的角落里,罗素的身影从黑暗中浮现,他抬头打量起这座建筑风格奇特的教堂。 The internal structure and decoration are Roman style, style makings of Byzantium, but the outside is the Goths style style, 50 meters high main hall palace is grand, the fine peerless wall vulture made one praise to the heavens. 内部结构和装饰为罗马式,略带拜占庭的风格气质,而外部则属于哥特式风格,五十米高的主厅殿堂宏伟开阔,精美绝伦的壁雕令人叹为观止。 On the two sides walls, or is consecrating the disciple, hung all over with the Holy Bible related huge drawing, the religious feeling is full. 两边墙壁上,或是供奉着圣徒,或是挂满了与圣经有关的巨幅图画,宗教感十足。 Frontline the main hall, was suffers distress the Cross statue, on the desktop the candlelight lights, causes the church in the night as before long clear(ly). 主厅最前方,是受难十字架雕像,桌面上烛火点燃,使得教堂在夜晚依旧长明。 The people of two speeches, except for by the strong man who Luo Su tags along , a female who wears the blue long gown. 两个说话的人,除了被罗素一路尾随的强壮男子,还有一名穿着蓝色长袍的女子。 The face value is ordinary, but the makings are very holy, during the spoken languages has the cure feeling of warm heart, seemingly is a good person. 颜值一般,但气质十分圣洁,言语之间有股令人暖心的治愈感,貌似是个好人。 Luo Su opens the mind reading, while does not alarm two people, searches their memories, confirmed that the crowd of artificial of guarding church travel by night Divine Dragon a clan. 罗素打开心灵感应,在不惊扰二人的同时,搜索他们的记忆,确认驻守教堂的这群人为‘夜行神龙’一族。 They are God in the soldier of the world, conceals identity rarely known, for a long time, has battled with the hell devil. 他们是上帝在人间的战士,隐姓埋名鲜为人知,长久以来,一直与地狱恶魔作战。 For example arranging in order Queen Honnorat who this travels by night a Divine Dragon clan, lived several hundred years of antique, experienced fought several times, was the spiritual leader in clan. 比如这位夜行神龙一族的列奥诺拉女王,就是活了几百年的老古董,经历了数次大战,是族内的精神领袖。 Is more careful, the relation with heaven interrupts suddenly, not only we, the church in the world is so.” “小心一些,和天堂的联系突然中断,不只是我们,世界各地的教会都是如此。” Arranging in order Queen Honnorat is heavyhearted: This perhaps is the plot of hell, in addition the concealment whereabouts of devils, will be very likely to erupt the war in the near future.” 列奥诺拉女王忧心忡忡道:“这或许是地狱的阴谋,加上恶魔们的隐匿行迹,极有可能会在近期爆发大战。” Please feel relieved, the soldiers who each travels by night Divine Dragon did not fear the sacrifice, we will crush the devil the plot, hurried back to the hell together with Satan together.” “请您放心,每一名夜行神龙的战士都不惧牺牲,我们会粉碎恶魔的阴谋,连同撒旦一起赶回地狱。” „......” “……” Luo Su form restraining, draws back to behind shadow, came again had arrived at outside the church. 罗素身影收敛,退至身后的阴影之中,再次现身已经来到了教堂之外。 Does the hell have the plot? 地狱有阴谋? He blinks confusedly, associates that to like the take a bath and love resting beauty sleep, drifts along Satan that did not strive for progressing, thought that has travelled by night a Divine Dragon clan for many years, was displaying their wisdom and bravery with the air. 他迷茫眨眨眼,联想那位爱泡澡、爱睡美容觉,混日子不求上进的撒旦,觉得夜行神龙一族多年来,都在和空气斗智斗勇。 The hell and heaven belong to a company, the so simple truth does not know, this clan definitely is many years ago believes relic that the dissemination time leaves behind. 地狱和天堂属于一家公司,如此简单的道理都不知道,这一族肯定是多年前信仰传播时代留下的遗物。 Accurately, is uses up again throws, unlucky egg that no one manages. 再准确点,是用完就扔,没人管的倒霉蛋。 This plot, my how impression?” “这剧情,我怎么一点印象都没有?” Luo Su knits the brows slightly, he also reads a piece of innumerable big shot, heard travels by night Divine Dragon actually unable to find out a clue, that can only explain an issue. 罗素微微皱眉,他也算是阅片无数的大佬了,听到‘夜行神龙’却想不出一点头绪,那就只能说明一个问题。 If this is a movie, definitely is the rotten piece without doubt. 如果这是一部电影,肯定是烂片无疑。 The information looks for the professional insufficient, he puts out the devil cell phone, prepares to consult to the Satan little elder sister. 情报不足就找专业人士,他拿出魔鬼手机,准备向撒旦小姐姐请教一下。 Honk toot toot!! 嘟嘟嘟!! For a long time blind sound continues, telephone unmanned answering, Luo Su did not have the shut out determination, is equally rigid like the telemarketer. 许久的盲音持续,电话一直无人接听,罗素毫无被嫌弃的自觉,如同电话推销员一样执着。 Finally, under spirit that he never says die, the telephone made a connection. 终于,在他锲而不舍的精神下,电话打通了。 Guesses that who I am?” “猜猜我是谁?” „......” “……” Here is Luo Su, pleasantly surprised, is accidental?” “这里是罗素,惊不惊喜,意不意外?” „......” “……” Hey, opposite Satan, are you also living?” “喂,对面的撒旦,你还活着吗?” „......” “……” The opposite said nothing, the Luo Su brain made up a picture, Satan connection telephone placed the one side conveniently, continued to rest own beauty sleep. 对面一声不响,罗素脑补了一下画面,撒旦接通电话随手放在一旁,继续睡自己的美容觉 ! 啪嗒! Luo Su curls the lip to close the cell phone, regarding little elder sister who non-violent does not cooperate, his some are the means. 罗素撇撇嘴合上手机,对于非暴力不合作的小姐姐,他有的是办法。 The telephone does not meet are not related, can be inescapable the monk unable to be inescapable the temple, he pays a visit personally. 电话不接没关系,跑得了和尚跑不了庙,他亲自登门拜访。 The gate of hell opens, Luo Su one step steps into, moving sideways to appear before Satan fully is the pink castle of young girl heart. 地狱之门开启,罗素一步踏入,闪身出现在撒旦满是少女心的粉色城堡前。 Very bad, castle all windows and doors were welded, gets the colorful patch like a magnificent coat, is seemingly nondescript. 很糟,城堡所有的门窗都被焊死,如同一件华丽大衣打上五颜六色的补丁,看起来不伦不类。 Satan achieves this situation, can the direct radical...... draw back the group. 撒旦做到这地步,可以直接礻……退群了。 Hell is unsafe, said one to me on the line, why bother to toss about itself like this to be pitiful.” “地狱不安全,跟我说一声就行,何苦把自己折腾得这么凄惨。” Luo Su loves dearly for several seconds, is the Satan little elder sister feels unworthy, several steps walked 100 steps to the right hand side, traces quietly shoves open a leaf of side gate. 罗素心疼数秒,为撒旦小姐姐感到不值,数着步数向右手方走了一百步,悄悄摸摸推开一扇侧门。 Do not ask that his like this is why skilled, this is the tacit understanding between men and women, Satan leaves his gate intentionally. 别问他为什么这么熟练,这是男女之间的默契,撒旦故意留给他的门。 In the castle sneaks for five minutes, Luo Su avoids various types of mechanism/organization and triggering warning, proficiently touches to the bedroom of Satan, takes out the false key from the rug, the door opens gently. 城堡之中潜行五分钟,罗素避开各种机关和触发式警报,熟练摸至撒旦的卧房,从地毯下取出备用钥匙,轻轻将门打开。 No one, but the light of independent bathroom is shining, snort/hum the lively singing sound of folk song. 没人,但独立浴室的灯光亮着,还有哼着小调的轻快歌声。 „( 0?)???” “(0?)啦啦啦???” The Satan little elder sister soaks in the swimming pool bathtub, the red long hair plate gets up, takes up the fruit tray Ricse's good cucumber piece, one spreads toward the face on piece by piece. 撒旦小姐姐泡在泳池般的浴缸里,红色长发盘起,拿起果盘里切好的黄瓜片,一片片往脸上敷。 Just the sex maniac made the call, after she met did not say a word, really successfully persuaded to quit the opposite party, the decision next time as usual. 刚刚色鬼来了电话,她接了之后一言不发,果然成功劝退了对方,决定下次照旧。 Bursts in as for Luo Su, Satan did not express, each corner of castle, was arranged the trap by her carefully, was God came, she can respond immediately, then slipped away. 至于罗素破门而入,撒旦表示丝毫不慌,城堡的每一处角落,都被她精心布置了陷阱,就是上帝来了,她都能在第一时间反应过来,而后溜之大吉。 Cannot stir up avoids by far, she constructed a temporary palace in Pluto recently, waits for wifi to install to move, at the appointed time Luo Su definitely cannot look. 惹不起就远远躲开,她最近在冥王星建了一座行宫,等wifi装好就搬过去,到时罗素肯定找不着。 Her heart chuckled, on the eyelid suddenly were many a piece of cucumber, moves away conveniently spreads in the forehead, on the eyelid were also many a piece of cucumber. 她正心头窃喜,眼皮上突然多了片黄瓜,顺手拿开敷在额头,眼皮上又多了一片黄瓜。 Satan: „......” 撒旦:“……” She covers the critical part silently, fills with opens the eye desperately, in the line of sight, Luo Su two put down with a piece of cucumber respectively, lets her at present a green. 她默默捂住要害部位,满怀绝望睁开眼睛,视线内,罗素两手各拿一片黄瓜放下,让她眼前一片绿。 „-” “啊啊啊--” The squeal resounds through the hell, Satan lifts the hand to cover the eye of Luo Su, whiz one changes the thick down clothing, then under water sinks is not willing to go out. 尖叫声响彻地狱,撒旦抬手捂住罗素的眼睛,嗖一下换上厚厚的羽绒服,而后沉入水底死活不肯出去。 Stature is good!” “身材不错!” „, Gurgle gurgle......” “啊啊啊,咕嘟咕嘟……” Singing is also good.” “歌唱得也还行。” „, Gurgle gurgle......” “啊啊啊,咕嘟咕嘟……” Drank came up full quickly, I had the matter to look for you.” “喝饱了就赶快上来,我有事找你。” „, Gurgle gurgle......” “啊啊啊,咕嘟咕嘟……” Snort, gives you one second, you do not come up, I may get down.” “哼,给你一秒钟,你不上来,我可就下去了。” Whiz! 嗖! The Satan hemp slides to stand from the water, grips the collar to clench jaws to Luo Su, water stain of corner of the eye does not know that is the tears or the taking a bath water. 撒旦麻溜从水里站起来,攥着衣领对罗素咬牙切齿,眼角的水渍不知是泪水还是洗澡水。 You , if wronged, I wash one to look to you, what kind of?” “你要是觉得委屈,我洗一遍给你看,怎么样?” Beast!” “禽兽!” Other like this said, you are a devil, according to the evil priority, must be much higher than the beast.” Luo Su beckons with the hand, ignores the resistance of Satan, entrains the basin her. “别这么说,你是魔鬼,按照罪恶的优先级,要远远高于禽兽。”罗素摆摆手,不顾撒旦的反抗,将她拽出水池。 I just went on patrol in the street, then......” “我刚刚在街头巡逻,然后……” Went on patrol my bathroom?” “巡逻到了我的浴室?” Satan is saying furiously, lifts the hand to draw on a bed cotton-wadded quilt, bound itself one group. 撒旦气哼哼说着,抬手招来一床棉被,把自己裹成了一团。 Luo Su is very suffering, explains: No, I met said that travelled by night a clan of Divine Dragon, they and hell devil fought the millenniums, therefore asked you to inquire.” 罗素十分委屈,解释道:“不,我遇到了自称夜行神龙的一族,他们和地狱恶魔大战了千年,所以来找你询问一下。” Nonsense, travelling by night Divine Dragon where comes, I listens not to hear. The hell devil, lies to find a credible excuse, other hell not devils, having is also I disguises as.” “胡说八道,哪来的夜行神龙,我听都没听说过。还有地狱恶魔,说谎找个靠谱的借口,地狱没有其他恶魔,有也是我假扮的。” Luo Su is surprised the different way: „Doesn't your little brother, you know unexpectedly?” 罗素诧异道:“你的小弟,你居然不知道?” Has not had......, allowing me to turn the contract.” “没有就是没……呃,容我翻一下契约。”
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