Satanis binding the cotton-wadded quilt, lifts a handsoundto refer to the bedroomreplacing the study roomoffice, thenrollsto the documentarea, opens the Ironhidecabinetto examine.
撒旦裹着棉被,抬手一个响指将卧室置换成书房办公室,而后滚到文件区,拉开铁皮柜查看起来。
Before Luo Sugathers upsilently, reads the markingneatdocumentsurprisedly: „Apologizedtoyou, alwaysIthink that youwere an ignoring a proper occupationdevil, businesslike thiswas never expected that busy.”罗素默默凑上前,惊讶看着标号整齐的文件:“向你道歉,一直以来我都以为你是个不务正业的魔鬼,没想到业务这么繁忙。”If a documentrepresents a soul, thatalldrawersallopen, Satanat leastcontractover ten thousandsouls.
如果一份文件代表一个灵魂,那所有的抽屉全打开,撒旦至少契约了上万个灵魂。„Godgrantedme, the contract10,000souls, deducted a gooddevilperfectly, mademereturn to the heavento makeAngel, thentradedoneto make‚Satan’.”
“上帝允诺我,契约一万个灵魂,完美演绎一个好魔鬼,就让我返回天堂重新做天使,然后换一个下来做‘撒旦’。”
The Satanlittleelder sisterturnslooks for the document, regarding the helldevil, sheseems likesomeimpressions, as if no, cannot remember that waswhichyearsmatter.
撒旦小姐姐翻找文件,对于地狱恶魔,她似乎有些印象,又似乎没有,记不得是哪年的事情了。„Therefore, Godwent back on word, youcompletedmission, was actually refusedto enter the heaven?”
“所以,上帝食言了,你完成了任务,却被拒绝进入天堂?”„No, before ismecannot look on the bright side of thing, thought that is the devil is very unrestrained joyful, has not voluntarily requestedto return to the heaven.”
“不,是我之前想不开,觉得做魔鬼无拘无束很快乐,没有主动要求返回天堂。”Speaking ofthis, Satandeeplysighed, officially informedearlymeetsLuo Su, in the pastdid not attemptfor a whileis quick.
说到这,撒旦深深叹了口气,早知会遇到罗素,当年就不图一时之快了。ThiscertainlyisGodtoherpenalty, becauseshedegenerated, conscientious, bears the burden of responsibilityAngel that fromone, turnsdevil who seeks afterto lead a life of comfort, likeGarden of EdeninAdamEve, was encumberedbecause of the original sinis expelled the heaven.
这一定是上帝对她的惩罚,因为她堕落了,从一个兢兢业业、任劳任怨的天使,变成贪图享乐的魔鬼,像极了伊甸园里的亚当夏娃,因原罪缠身被赶出了天堂。„Found, isthis.”
“找到了,就是这个。”Satantakes out a record jacket, insideis the ancientlease document of parchmentwriting, the contractis very short, fewmore than tenlines, beforefrequentlydozenscentimetersthickdocumentdayleavesbadly.
撒旦取出一份档案袋,里面是羊皮纸书写的古老契约文件,合约很短,寥寥十几行,和之前动辄几十公分厚的文件天差地别。Sawpuzzled of Luo Su, the Satanlittleelder sistertightened the cotton-wadded quilt, explained: „Does not have the means that the presentpersonis getting more and more astute, if the devildoes not keep pace with the times, will be taken advantage of loopholesbythem.”
看出罗素的不解,撒旦小姐姐紧了紧棉被,解释道:“没办法,现在的人越来越精明,魔鬼如果不与时俱进,会被他们钻空子。”„Before has no onetaken advantage of loopholes?”
“以前没人钻过空子?”„Naturally, whoIam, IamSatan, onlydevil!”
“当然,我是谁,我可是撒旦,唯一的魔鬼!”„Wears the down clothing, thenwraps upSatan of cotton-wadded quilt?”
“穿着羽绒服,然后再裹上棉被的撒旦?”„......”
“……”Satanhearswordfrom the heart, the willinstantaneousgets downsadlydepressed.
撒旦闻言悲从心来,意志瞬间消沉下去。Bigbosstoherno matterdid not ask,Luo Sueyes covetouslyin the one side, comes and goesinhercastle, likegoinghome, the ample force that this Satanprotects oneselfdoes not have, does not have the pleasure.
大老板对她的死活不管不问,罗素又在一旁虎视眈眈,在她的城堡来去自如,就像回自己家一样,她这个撒旦自保的余力都没有,毫无乐趣可言。Sometimessheis thinking,withitsliveswith trepidation, might as wellclose the eyefromLuo Su, whenwas nippedby the dog.
有时候她都在想,与其活得提心吊胆,不如闭上眼睛从了罗素,就当被狗咬了。Butthinksagain, to live in misery is better than dead in peace, sheabsolutelynottodregsmalecompromise......, only iffirstmarries.
可再一想,好死不如赖活着,她绝对不会向渣男妥协……除非先结婚。„Excuse me, Satan, youwere possibly really taken advantage of loopholes.”
“不好意思,撒旦,你可能真的被人钻空子了。”„What do you mean?”
“什么意思?”Satangets hold of the cotton-wadded quilt, withdrawsvigilantlytwosteps.
撒旦握紧棉被,警惕退后两步。„It is not Itakes advantage of loopholes, butisthisandyousigns the contractBellus.”
“不是我钻空子,而是这位和你签订契约的纳贝流士。”Luo Suturnedunder the supercilious look, points at the provision on parchment saying: „Thisfellowsigns the contract the millenniums ago withyou, conquersallgreat powerswithsoulreceiving in exchange, was turned into the devilservantbyyou, walkspublicizes the doctrine of devilin the world.”罗素翻了下白眼,指着羊皮纸上的条款说道:“这家伙在千年之前和你签订契约,用灵魂换取征服一切的强大力量,而后被你变成了恶魔仆人,行走在人间宣扬魔鬼的教义。”„Right!”
“没错啊!”Satanhas not respondedfor a while,lifts the handto incur the contractto the front, the doubtssaid: „Blamed, according to the contracthetreatsin the years of the world , be can only 100years, how his soulnot enter the hell...... thisfellowto achieveto the present?”
撒旦一时没反应过来,抬手将契约招至面前,疑惑道:“怪了,按照契约他待在人间的岁月只有一百年,可到现在他的灵魂都没有进入地狱……这家伙怎么做到的?”Satanknits the browsslightly, after the moment, in the eyered lighthold, whizonelifts the cotton-wadded quiltgreatly, eye of revealominousecliptic: „Base and lowhellservant, daresto deceivemeunexpectedly, Imustsuffer10,000yearshissoulinvestmentpurgatory.”
撒旦微微皱眉,片刻后眼中红光大盛,嗖一下掀开棉被,目露凶光道:“卑微的地狱仆人,居然胆敢欺骗我,我要将他的灵魂投入炼狱折磨一万年。”BeforeSatanvanishes, Luo Suholds onit, saidcuriously: „Saidto look how heachieves.”
在撒旦消失前,罗素一把将其拉住,好奇道:“说说看,他怎么做到的。”„He the mark of hell, shiftswithhalf ofsoulstoanotherbodyon, theninexpirationon the same daykilledit, successfullyevaded the provision of contract.”
“他把地狱的印记,和自己一半的灵魂转移到另一具躯体上,然后在期满的当天将其杀死,成功躲过了契约的条款。”Luo Sunods, gives the thumbs-upto commend: „Good, realman, is ruthlesstooneselfenough!”罗素点头,竖起大拇指称赞:“不错,真男人,对自己够狠!”Satanmakes noisewickedly: „But is also a lunatic, althoughhegained the freedom, actuallylost the eternallife, as well asoverwhelming majoritystrengths, andforeversuffers fromsoulincompletesuffering.”
撒旦恶狠狠出声:“但也是个疯子,他虽然获得了自由,却失去了永恒的生命,以及绝大部分力量,且永远苦于灵魂残缺不全的折磨。”„Soundsandgoes to hellnodifference.”
“听起来和下地狱没什么区别。”Luo Sushrugs , to continue to ask: „A thathelldevilclanwhat's the matter, is notonly then did a Belluspersonsign the contract?”罗素耸耸肩,继续问道:“那地狱恶魔一族又是怎么回事,不是只有纳贝流士一个人签订了契约吗?”„Has toacknowledge, the fellowindeedis a talent, he soul of other half, is scatteredtogether with the finalhellmark, lot manufacturingdescendant, although the strengthslowlyweakens, can actually replace the newbodyto realize the eternal lifeunceasingly, avoidsmyinductionwhile convenient.”
“不得不承认,那家伙的确是个人才,他将自己另一半的灵魂,连同最后的地狱印记分散,批量制造后裔,虽然力量逐渐衰弱,却可以不断更换新的身体实现永生,顺便躲开我的感应。”Satanis panting in indignation: „Ifdid not readthiscontract, Idid not rememberthis‚bycurse’.”
撒旦气呼呼道:“如果不是看了这份契约,我都不记得有过这个‘被诅咒者’了。”Luo Sucarries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow: „like thismentioned, did youowe me one?”罗素挑挑眉:“这么说来,你欠我一个人情?”„, Icanthinksooner or later.”
“呃,我迟早会想起来的。”„Don't be a fool, the filefell the ash, can youthink?”
“别傻了,档案都落灰了,你会想得起来?”„Or, pleaseeat mealanother day!”
“要不,改天请你吃饭吧!”Satanis saying , the cottonbedding bag, against thiefsameis guarding againstLuo Su: „Calm, youare the lord of darkdimension, cannotmake the matter that does not conform to the status.”
撒旦说着,又把棉被罩了起来,防贼一样防着罗素:“冷静,你是黑暗维度之主,不能做出不符合身份的事情。”„Iknow certainly! Butyourperformance, makingmefeel that does not makeanything, infamyonwhiteback.”
“我当然知道!可你的表现,让我觉得不做点什么,骂名就白背了。”„What's wrong, howpossibly!”
“怎,怎么可能!”Satansmilesembarrasedly, numbslipthrows down the cotton-wadded quilt, changed a bed sheetto bindon the body.
撒旦讪讪一笑,麻溜丢下棉被,换了个床单裹在身上。„The matter of Bellusyou, gavemeto processleave alone, Iwill feed in the hellhissoul.”
“纳贝流士的事情你就别管了,交给我来处理,我会把他的灵魂送进地狱。”„Well, can you like thisgood intention, heoffendyou?” The Satansurprisestared the circle the eye, a facedamnexpression.
“咦,你会这么好心,难道他得罪过你?”撒旦诧异瞪圆了眼睛,一脸见鬼的表情。„Un!?”
“嗯!?”„Cracks a joke, othersknewyouwell!”
“开玩笑,人家就知道你最好了啦!”Satansaidcoyly,spits the tongueexcessively.
撒旦扭扭捏捏说完,偏过头吐了吐舌头。„What's wrong, yourmorning sickness?”
“怎么了,你孕吐?”„......, Yes, not franking, Iamchild'smother.”
“没……是啊,是啊,实不相瞒,我已经是个孩子的母亲了。”
The Satankindmaternal love, thenshakes the headtoLuo Suagain and again: „Thereforeweare notimpossible, does not make, thanks!”
撒旦一脸慈祥母爱,而后对罗素连连摇头:“所以咱们不是不可能的,不约,谢谢!”Luo Sudisdainedto shoot a look atSatanone, the nostrilsnort/humsaid: „Hehe, has the personto tellyou, is yourperforming skilla long story?”罗素不屑瞥了撒旦一眼,鼻孔哼道:“呵呵,有没有人告诉你,你的演技一言难尽?”What to doIcan, Ialsoverydespair!
我能怎么办,我也很绝望啊!
The Satanheartshouts wildly, on the stifffacesqueezes outwipes the smile: „Owesyoutwicedinners, my arranges the running schedule, was quick, another daywill certainly informyou.”
撒旦心头狂呼,僵硬的脸上挤出一抹笑容:“欠你两次晚餐,我这就安排档期,快了,改天一定通知你。”„Might as wellhitat a later dateday, might as wellbe goodontoday, youidlein any caseare also idling.”
“择日不如撞日,不如就今天好了,反正你闲着也是闲着。”„Todayis not good, I...... Ifell ill.”
“今天不行,我……我生病了。”Satanentrains a thermometerfrom the neckband, showed that the body temperaturereaches as high as more than 2000degrees: „Youlooked,Ibumpto explodenow, have no wayto inviteyouto have the dinner.”
撒旦从领口拽出一根温度计,显示体温高达两千多度:“你看,我现在碰一下就炸,没法邀请你共进晚餐。”„......”
“……”„What's wrong?”
“怎么了?”„Iam thinking,yourbody temperaturelike thisis high, how the bed sheethas not burnt.”
“我在想,你体温这么高,床单怎么没烧起来。”„......”
“呃……”„Wantsmeto giveyoutwominutes, makes up a credibleexcuse.” The Luo Subenevolencesaid.
“要不要我给你两分钟,编一个靠谱的理由。”罗素善心道。„20,000years of line?”
“两万年行吗?”„Youthinkslowly, excuse my not attending. The contractIcarried off, remembers that another daywill makeme, otherwise, whenIthinknot onlyate mealis so simple.”
“那你慢慢想,恕不奉陪。契约我带走了,记得改天约我,不然的话,等我想起来就不只是吃饭那么简单了。”„Well, do youwantto walk?”
“咦,你要走了?”Satanis ecstaticimmediately, faints from fearoneselfto let success go to the head, quicklychanged a statement: „Walksslowly, lateroften...... the telephone communication, meets certainly.”
撒旦顿时心花怒放,惊觉自己过于得意忘形,急忙改口道:“慢走,以后常……电话联系,一定接。”Gazes afterLuo Suto open the gate of hellto depart, Satanwavingsilk, thenerasesheadcold sweat.
目送罗素打开地狱之门离去,撒旦挥了挥手绢,然后抹掉头上的冷汗。Shewaves the arms aboutto discard the bed sheet, transferredseveralregarding the position that Luo Suvanishes, reason that severalattemptscannotdecode the Luo Sufreeturnoverhell.
她甩手扔掉床单,围绕罗素消失的位置转了几圈,几次尝试都没能破解罗素自由进出地狱的原因。
After puzzledmoment, shegives updirectly, preparesto moveat the same nightPluto.
纠结片刻后,她直接放弃,准备连夜搬家到冥王星。
......
……World.
人间。Luo Sugoes out of the gate of hell, takes inalong the space the contract of helldevil, walks for dozenssecondsto walkto the police vehiclenear.罗素走出地狱之门,将地狱恶魔的契约收进随身空间,步行数十秒走至警车边上。Suddenly, wipes the chaoticspacefluctuationto transmit, fromis very near, is less than200meters, the approximatepositionisparallelnext doorblock.
突然间,一抹混乱的空间波动传来,距离很近,不到两百米,大致位置是平行的隔壁街区。„Nightblack windtallmoon/month, really the eventfrequencysends......”
“夜黑风高月,果然事件频发……”
The legbusiness street, a glassexhibition regionglare of tidal currentbrand name shopflashes before, the space of distortioncarries the high-temperatureelectric current, fires the fashion model and armored glass, thengoes out of a facial featureselegantly beautifulblondefemale.
支路商业街,一家潮流品牌店的玻璃展区强光闪现,扭曲的空间携带高温电流,灼烧时装模特和钢化玻璃,而后走出一名面容冷艳的金发女子。
The facial featuresare shocking, visionice-cold, hastoconcave-convex the statureaggravatesextremely, whatis most essential, shehas not worn the clothes.
五官惊艳、目光冰冷,凹凸有致的身材极其惹火,最关键的是,她没穿衣服。The Terminator -t-x fromfuture world!
来自未来世界的终结者-t-x!
The alloyinner frameultradensityarmorliquid metal, t-xissky netmanufacturesuperintelligent robotassassin, mustbe quicker, be strongerandis more intelligentThe Terminator of beforehandallmodels, is calledThe Terminator in The Terminator.
合金内骨架超密度装甲液态金属,t-x是天网制造的超级智能机器人杀手,比之前所有型号的终结者都要更快、更强、更聪明,被称为终结者中的终结者。t-xhas swept the streetunemotionally, opposite of the datacontrastsuccessor dynastystreetwalks, thereis parking a refutinghoodrace car of Lexussc430design.
t-x面无表情扫过街道,数据对比后朝马路对面走去,那里停放着一辆雷克萨斯sc430款式的硬顶敞篷跑车。
A preciouswomantakes the moneyfromatm, sitsLexusdriver seat, will start the automobile, in the line of sightpresentedpiecewisp of t-x.
一名贵妇人从atm取钱完毕,坐上雷克萨斯驾驶座,正要启动汽车,视线中就出现了不着片缕的t-x。
The womenmake noisesurprisedly: „Young lady, youare good, wantsmeto helpyoureport to the police?”
妇人惊讶出声:“小姐,你还好吗,要不要我帮你报警?”Reason thatinquired that rather thandirectwarning , because the New Yorkpopulation baseis too big, whatanomalyhas, the beautiful woman who the bigevening'slightbuttocksrun all over the placeis also very likely.
之所以询问而不是直接报警,是因为纽约人口基数太大,什么样的变态都有,大晚上光屁股乱跑的美女也极有可能。
The womenshowed the understanding, when shewas youngdrankorpulls out, will makemanycrazymatters.
妇人表示理解,她年轻时喝多了或是抽多了,也会做出很多疯狂的事。„Ilikeyourcar(riage).”
“我喜欢你的车。”t-xmakes noiseindifferently, lifts the handto graspto the neck of woman.
t-x冷漠出声,抬手抓向妇人的脖子。
!
啪!
A big handgrips the wrist/skill of t-x, preventingher to wrench apart the idea of womanneck.
一只大手握住t-x的手腕,阻止了她想要扭断妇人脖子的想法。Luo Sushines the police officerto prove, saidto the dumbfoundedwoman: „Do not look, thisfellowjustranfrom the mental institution, givesmeto process.”罗素亮了亮警官证,对目瞪口呆的妇人说道:“别看了,这家伙刚从精神病院跑出来,交给我来处理。”„Oh, Irecognizeyou, youare...... thatanyone, veryfamousbillionaire.”
“哇哦,我认得你,你是……那谁,很有名的亿万富翁。”
The women happen simultaneouslypleasantly surprised, hands over a name cardexcitedly: „Thisis the telephone of mylaw office, ifyouhave the need, cancontact withmedirectly. Raiseswhile convenient, Ithink that the reportersaidyouarepolice, is the baseless and irrational concoctions.”
妇人惊喜交加,兴奋递上一张名片:“这是我律师事务所的电话,如果你有需要,可以直接联系我。顺便一提,我以为记者说你是个警察,是胡编乱造的。”Luo Su:(??)罗素:(??)„Ok, my leaves.”
“ok,我这就离开。”
The womenreferred tot-x, shows the smile of long live understanding: „If the tonight'smatterharmsyouto battle with the courts, Icanhelpyoube dialecticalunconditionally, believeme, Iam a veryoutstandingattorney.”
妇人指了指t-x,露出理解万岁的笑容:“如果今晚的事害你官司缠身,我可以无条件帮你辩证,相信我,我是个很优秀的律师。”Seeing the Luo Sucomplexionis bad, the womanno longertalks too much, steps on the acceleratorto driveto depart.
见罗素脸色不善,妇人不再多言,踩上油门驾车离去。„Police officer, Ilikeyourspear/gun!”
“警官,我喜欢你的枪!”t-xturns aroundto looktoLuo Su, the electronic eyeby the coat, scanstwopistols in hisrifle scabbard.
t-x转身看向罗素,电子眼透过外套,扫描到他枪套里的两把手枪。„Acts with constraint, weareimpossible.”
“矜持点,咱俩是不可能的。”
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