The presidential suite, Luo Su holds a cat hand hammer gate, went out to take a walk completed mission, said strangely embarrassed. 总统套房,罗素一手抱猫一手锤门,出去遛个弯就把任务完成了,说出来怪不好意思的。 But this does not have the matter of means that who makes his like this outstanding! 但这也是没办法的事情,谁让他这么优秀呢！ The door shoves open, Duan Xinlan sees Luo Su at present one brightly, after a half second, a face suffering makes way the road, live image by the young housemaid who the big woman bullies. 房门推开,段心兰看到罗素眼前一亮,半秒钟后,一脸委屈将路让开,活像一个被大妇欺负的小丫鬟。 „......” “……” The Luo Su whole face heavy line, always thought that Duan Xinlan looks for the stimulation intentionally, how female Superman measures again in a big way, will flush this look also to act crazy. 罗素满脸黑线,总觉得段心兰存心找刺激,女超人再怎么度量大,就冲这眼神也会发飙。 At the appointed time, she breaks the leg unable to get out of bed, Luo Su breaks the waist unable to get out of bed. 届时,她断腿下不了床,罗素断腰也下不了床。 Two beds! 两张床！ In the room, Jian Shaoxin and female Superman still in the collection information, read the television news, holds the notebook to have the yawn. 屋内,简韶歆和女超人还在搜集情报,一个看电视新闻,一个抱着笔记本电脑直打哈欠。 In the situation and Luo Su imagination almost, three women work overtime, still had achieved nothing by the present. 情况和罗素想象中差不多,三个女人加班一宿,到现在仍是一无所获。 Female Superman turns around, sees the Luo Su of paralyzed to rub cat on the sofa, the doubts said: „Makes you go out to collect the information, how to bring a cat to come back, where from picked?” 女超人转身,看到瘫在沙发上撸猫的罗素,疑惑道:“让你出去搜集情报,怎么带了一只猫回来,从哪捡的？” „Morgue!” “停尸房！” „......” X3 “……”x3 In room static three seconds, female Superman awakens suddenly: „You go to the morgue to do, discovers the plot?” 屋内静了三秒,女超人猛然醒悟:“你去停尸房干什么,难道是发现剧情了？” A words exit|to speak, Jian Shaoxin before computer stands up pleasantly surprised, imax-3 d, the visual effect shocks. 话一出口,电脑前的简韶歆惊喜站起,imax-3d,视觉效果震撼。 For sometime has not seen, pectoralis major muscle empty boasting! 有段时间没见,胸大肌更浮夸了！ Because female Superman in side, the Luo Su innermost feelings complained one, does not dare to say the fan, did not look askance the nod saying: „Yes, I have known that which this was.” 因为女超人在旁边,罗素内心吐槽一句,不敢自称球迷,目不斜视点头说道:“是的,我已经知道这是哪了。” „Not, I and Xinlan elder sister looked for a week not to discover how you can like this be quick?” Jian Shaoxin happened simultaneously pleasantly surprised, was too quick, is somewhat inconceivable. “不会吧,我和心兰姐找了一个星期都没发现,你怎么能这么快？”简韶歆惊喜交加,太快了,有些不可思议。 What is quick, always do not say that these direct the words that the person misunderstands, what to do female did Superman think crookedly? 什么快不快的,别总说这些引人误会的话,女超人想歪了怎么办？ „Mainly looks at the luck, I ran into a plot character by chance......” “主要看运气,我恰巧遇到了一名剧情人物……” Luo Su does not want to say what oneself meets is the dog, jumps over the insignificant process directly, selected bright way: „The movie Men in Black plot, you should look, they hide are very deep, if not the initiative contact, checks the news unable to check.” 罗素不想说自己遇到的是狗,直接跳过无意义的过程,挑明道:“电影黑衣人的剧情,你们应该都看过,他们隐藏很深,如果不是主动接触,查新闻根本查不出来。” „No wonder!” “怪不得！” Duan Xinlan annoyingly: „No wonder I and Shaoxin have achieved nothing, Men in Black did not exist, information where comes.” 段心兰懊恼不已:“难怪我和韶歆一无所获,黑衣人本就不存在,哪来的情报可言。” „Is the Men in Black several plot, the Asgard refugee re-employment?” “是黑衣人第几部的剧情,阿斯加德难民再就业吗？” „It is not, is first, classical k detective and j detective.” “不是,是第一部,经典的k探员和j探员。” Luo Su curls the lip, the Asgard refugee re-employment came off sentry duty, the hammer god in piece cured the eye, holds up the hammer extraterrestrial blue skin not to can actually be victorious again, by betraying the appearance lives on dishonorably the big result. 罗素撇撇嘴,阿斯加德难民再就业又下岗了,片中的锤神治好了眼睛,再次举起锤子却连个外星蓝皮都打不过,靠出卖色相才苟活到大结局。 „Therefore, this orange cat is you brings from the morgue?” “所以,这只橘猫就是你从停尸房带出来的？” Female Superman looking pensive, recalls the plot analysis saying: „According to this time judged, the words that did not remember incorrectly, the plot has started for sometime, insect clan assassin arrives in Earth, killed the princes in extraterrestrial empire...... wait/etc, Milky Way in your hands?” 女超人若有所思,回忆剧情分析道:“按照这个时间点来判断,没记错的话,剧情已经开始有段时间了,虫族杀手抵达地球,杀死了外星帝国的王子……等等,银河系在你手里？” „Right, I packed to bring the cat and Milky Way together.” “没错,我把猫和银河系一起打包带来了。” Luo Su is saying, takes out the bulb necklace hanging from the pocket, threw in female Superman. 罗素说着,从口袋里取出玻璃球项链挂饰,扔到了女超人手里。 The latter received, lifts the hand to place at present, eye pupil staring reflects the light of gorgeous radiant galaxy. 后者接过,抬手放在眼前,眼眸凝视倒映出绚丽璀璨的星河之光。 „Lets my Kangkang, lets my also Kangkang quickly......” “让我康康,快让我也康康……” Before Jian Shaoxin gathers up, sells to sprout/moe, this younger sister IQ was touching, is one cup of yogurt to be able by Luo Su to be deceived the type that N returns, again the additional one's beloveds before the dual factors, IQ basically are zero, has not discovered the status of female Superman replica. 简韶歆凑上前卖萌,这妹子本就智商感人,属于一杯酸奶就能被罗素骗n回的类型,再加心上人在前的双重因素,智商基本为零,至今还没发现女超人复制体的身份。 The flaw has obviously, for example female Superman does not have the space ring, without the magic locator of squad...... 明明破绽有很多,比如女超人没有空间戒指,没有小队的魔法定位器…… Perhaps Jian Shaoxin discovered these issues, but licks the dog to be the same, does not need female Superman to explain, oneself had/left the answer on the brain supplies. 或许简韶歆发现了这些问题,但舔狗到哪都一样,不用女超人解释,自己就脑补给出了答案。 Duan Xinlan also similar, the brain makes up Luo Su to appear in the team mission reason, is female Superman drags into the squad it, later everyone was a teammate. 段心兰这边也差不多,脑补罗素出现在团队任务的原因,是女超人将其拉入小队,以后大家就是队友了。 The teammates are good! 队友好啊！ Duan Xinlan is deliberately considering team leader impossible on the scene, when Luo Su leaves behind, she tries hard the belly of Luo Su...... is not, does the big, direct raw rice own belly turns into the fried rice. 段心兰寻思着自家队长不可能次次在场,等到罗素落单时,她努把力将罗素的肚子……不是,是将自己的肚子搞大,直接生米变成炒饭。 Only if female Superman heart black stingy, her corpse two lives, otherwise can only hold one's nose to recognize. 除非女超人心黑手狠,将她一尸两命,不然只能捏鼻子认了。 Duan Xinlan like this thinks, came from the inspiration of Luo Su mainly, gold lotus throws down the wooden stake to pound the dizzy west gate high official person, is really cause one to think deeply. 段心兰这么想,主要来自罗素的启发,金莲丢下木桩砸晕西门大官人,着实引人深思。 „Aiya, this quite attractive!” “哎呀,这个好漂亮！” „Lets my Kangkang again, I also want Kangkang......” “再让我康康,我还要康康……” Milky Way by Jian Shaoxin the hand, had been passed to Duan Xinlan finally, the woman does not have the resistivity to this type of sparkling accessory, Luo Su covers the ear promptly, avoided casting the trauma. 银河系被简韶歆过手,最后传到了段心兰手里,女人对这种闪闪发光的饰品毫无抵抗力,罗素及时捂住耳朵,避免了留下心理阴影。 He touched the diamond in pocket, can only super double with the noise, when simply does not exist. 他摸了把口袋里的钻石,拿出来噪音只会超级加倍,索性就当不存在。 „Luo Su, the plot has progressed this step, what to do then, to have the contact with Men in Black, goes to the morgue to wait for gains without pains, first does one step get rid of insect clan assassin?” Female Superman asked. “罗素,剧情已经进展到了这一步,接下来怎么办,和黑衣人取得联系,还是去停尸房守株待兔,先一步把虫族杀手干掉？”女超人问道。 „We have Milky Way, I leave behind the clue in the morgue, waits for Men in Black to visit on the line.” “我们有银河系,我在停尸房留下线索,等黑衣人自己上门就行。” Luo Su must hit the snoring bosom cat flexure , to continue saying: „That side insect clan assassin does not need to manage, I have handled, Men in Black can find his corpse quickly.” 罗素将怀里的猫挠得打起了呼噜,继续说道:“虫族杀手那边不用管,我已经搞定,想必黑衣人很快就能找到他的尸体。” „Well, have you handled completely?” “咦,你已经全部搞定了？” Female Superman slightly one startled, this efficiency also was too rather high, an evening. 女超人微微一惊,这效率未免也太高了,才一个晚上而已。 Duan Xinlan compared with the thumb: „Fierce, is I have a liking for worthily......” 段心兰比起大拇指:“厉害,不愧是我看上……” „Un!?” “嗯！？” „Worthily is the team leader who I have a liking , the elected man is really outstanding!” “不愧是我看上的队长,选的男人果然优秀！” Gasping for breath prompt circle in the past, a Duan Xinlan face grievance looked a greatly to female Superman, hinted itself really to have no idea to the brother-in-law. 一个大喘气及时圆过去,段心兰一脸委屈看向女超人,示意自己对妹夫真没啥想法。 „Snort!” “哼！” ...... …… Another side, k and j rush to the jeweller, the careful investigation, combs carefully, looks for the clue of Milky Way, is busy at one not closing the eyes. 另一边,k和j赶至珠宝店,仔细排查,小心梳理,寻找银河系的线索,忙得一宿没合眼。 The result has achieved nothing! 结果一无所获！ j expressed oneself soon become Frank tired, k as before calm, warned that his Men in Black not compared with New York police, the whole year not rests not false, working overtime stays up late is the common matter, either learns the custom, either the learned loses recalled. j表示自己快要累成弗兰克,k则依旧淡定,告诫他黑衣人不比纽约警察,全年无休无假,加班熬夜是常有的事情,要么学会习惯,要么学会失忆。 The young fellows, entered our company also to think 996, I thought that you were think the fart ate! 小伙子,进了我们公司还想996,我看你是想屁吃！ k did not boast speaks irresponsibly, but taught EXP from he angle, made dozens years of Men in Black, the work was his entirety, without the sentimental life, put behind lonely with the work. k不是胡吹乱说,而是从他自身角度传授经验,做了几十年的黑衣人,工作就是他的全部,没有感情生活,用工作来忘却孤独。 The clue interrupts, k found interstellar expert Frank, inquired whether the latter understands so-called Milky Way. 线索就此中断,k找到了星际专家弗兰克,询问后者是否了解所谓的银河系。 Right, although is a silly dog, but also discussed the innumerable girlfriends on Earth, but Frank is a hidden big shot, knew about Milky Way domestic many civilizations extremely, occasionally will also trade the information to make money to buy the dog grain from k. 没错,虽然是条傻狗,还在地球上谈了无数个女朋友,但弗兰克是一个隐藏大佬,对银河系境内诸多文明极为了解,偶尔还会贩卖情报从k手里赚钱买狗粮。 Is separated by one to see Frank late again, j knew that Milky Way is not the universe unit, but is an energy weapon of beaded glass size, got a sudden inspiration to think of the orange cat of morgue. 相隔一晚再次见到弗兰克,j得知银河系不是宇宙单位,而是一颗玻璃珠大小的能源武器,灵机一动想到了停尸房的橘猫。 j remembers vaguely when he observes the long leg in the morgue...... a native of Singapore, the split vision shoots a look at the relic of prince, on the orange cat neck hung one string of beaded glasses to hang to fall. j依稀记得,他在停尸房观察长腿……星人时,余光瞥到了王子的遗物,橘猫脖子上就挂着一串玻璃珠吊坠。 The important intelligence succeeds in obtaining, two people directly soar the morgue. 重要情报到手,两人直奔停尸房。 Has saying that k no doubt is meticulously shrewd and crafty, thoughts, to handle matters not startled, handling in the alien incident EXP is rich, a person can assume full responsibility of the overall situation. 不得不说,k固然老奸巨猾、心思缜密、处事不惊,处理外星人事件中经验丰富,一人就能包揽全局。 But j also has the unique good point , he can think to dare nimble to do, does not have the inherent thought limit, often has the unexpected speech. 但j也有自己独一无二的可取之处,他头脑灵活、敢想敢做,没有固有思维限制,经常有出人意料的发言。 Partners supplementary is very important, although most situations make fun! 搭档的互补真的很重要,虽然大多数情况是闹笑话！ Steady such as dead dog k, with becomes dead dog j to rush to the morgue tired, bumped into the female coroner again, the latter expressed that the orange cat walks to lose, at present does not know the trace. 稳如死狗的k,和累成死狗的j赶至停尸房,再次撞见了女验尸官,后者表示橘猫走丢,目前不知所踪。 Two people realized the gravity that situation, does not walk to lose early, late does not walk to lose, walks to lose in this crucial point. 两人意识到情况的严重性,早不走丢,晚不走丢,偏偏在这个节骨眼上走丢。 Must say is the coincidence, who believes! 要说是巧合,谁信呐！ „You asked that what that cat did call?” “你问那只猫叫什么？” The female coroner thinks: „I remember that on its collar has the name, probably......” 女验尸官想了想:“我记得它的项圈上有名字,好像是……” The female coroner remembers chaotic, turns out the dead file, informs two people, the given name of orange cat is called- Orion! 女验尸官记忆混乱,翻出死者档案,告知二人,橘猫的大名叫做-猎户座！ Orion found, actually also lost, k discovered that the monitoring video recording in corner, promptly to the onstage control room, operates the computer playbacking video recording. 猎户座找到了,却也丢了,k发现墙角上的监控录像,当机立断冲至前台监控室,操作电脑回放录像。 Just before leaving before, flashed female coroner. 临走前,闪了女验尸官一下。 Has saying that memory exploder thing is really a divine tool, endures compared with that anything inside time static, with one is millions characters. 不得不说,记忆清除器这玩意真是神器,堪比那啥里面的时间静止器,用一下就是好几百万字。 Returns to the proper topic, the picture jumped to last night ten points, k and j complexion was getting more and more ugly, because in the picture presented one to look familiar extremely, actually continuously by the character who two people neglected. 言归正传,画面跳至昨晚十分,k和j的脸色越来越难看,因为画面中出现了一个极为眼熟,却一直被两人忽视的人物。 Sees only in monitoring playbacking, three Men in Black special services walk into the morgue, after the female coroner talked, starts to restrain the corpse. 只见监控回放中,三名黑衣人特勤走入停尸间,和女验尸官交谈后,开始收敛尸体。 The unlucky female coroner suffered a round of memory exploder again, does not know that was many returns...... 倒霉的女验尸官再次挨了一发记忆清除器,已经不知道是多少回了…… This is not the key point, the key point is Luo Su follows three Men in Black special services to enter the stadium, but special agents, the female coroners have not paid attention to him, a big living person, treats as obstinately does not exist. 这不是重点,重点是罗素跟着三名黑衣人特勤入场,可不论是特勤人员,还是女验尸官都没把他放在眼里,一个大活人,愣是当做不存在。 In the picture, the Luo Su to rub cat finished, took down Milky Way, resembling was the provocation raised generally, but also was coming sentence to the lens ‚meninbck’. 画面中,罗素撸猫完毕,取下了银河系,似是挑衅一般扬了扬,还对着镜头来了句‘meninbck’。 „K, that person carried off Orion and Milky Way, he also knows that our exists......” “k,那人带走了猎户座和银河系,他还知道我们的存在……” j is dumbfounded, thinks that last night was flashing to Luo Su continually twice, realized instantaneously, the memory exploder is from the start useless to the opposite party. j目瞪口呆,想到昨晚对着罗素连闪两次,瞬间意识到,记忆清除器对对方压根没用。 „Was troublesome!” “麻烦了！” k EXP is rich, j can think that he is naturally no exception. k经验丰富,j能想到的,他自然也不例外。 Those who made his heart anxious was, the Luo Su actions, how saw are the attitude of secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator, Men in Black and insect clan and Gillen empire are planned by it. 令他心头忧虑的是,罗素的所作所为,怎么看都是幕后黑手的作风,黑衣人、虫族、亚基伦帝国都被其算计在内。 Fortifying at every step, the plans are deep, to exquisite degree that the situation grasps, may be called fearful! 步步为营,心机深沉,对局势把握的精妙程度,堪称可怕！ The plot feeling heads on, calm k also cannot bear somewhat anxiously, films the picture in him, prepares to feed in the headquarters time, the telephone resounds, said that discovered the body and spaceship of insect clan spy. 阴谋感扑面而来,处变不惊的k亦忍不住有些焦虑,就在他拍摄照片,准备传回总部的时候,电话响起,说是发现了虫族间谍的尸体和飞船。 The telephone hangs up, the headquarters transmission video document, abandons the warehouse and perfect spaceship, everywhere is insect clan spy, as well as a trailer and an insect disinfestation car(riage). 电话挂断,总部传送视频文件,废弃仓库、完好无损的飞船、遍地都是的虫族间谍,以及一辆拖车和一辆杀虫车。 The headquarters collect the information, in a screenshot of overspeed monitoring, found and character of insect clan spy finally contact. 总部搜集信息,在一张超速监控的截图里,找到了和虫族间谍最后接触的人物。 Luo Su! 罗素！ „Damn, is he!” “该死,又是他！” The big villain regards the feeling too *** the forehead sweats: „K, this inside has the plot, this fellow definitely is the alien disguises as.” 大反派既视感太***脑门冒汗:“k,这里面有阴谋,这家伙肯定是外星人假扮的。” „I know, that side the headquarters had confirmed that on Earth could not find the character file of correspondence, he definitely is not an earthman.” “我知道,总部那边已经确认了,地球上找不到对应的人物档案,他肯定不是地球人。” „Did he leave Earth?” “他离开地球了？” j is heavyhearted, for fear that Luo Su brings Milky Way to leave Earth, in this case, saved the Earth final hope not to have. j忧心忡忡,唯恐罗素带着银河系离开地球,这样的话,拯救地球最后的希望也没了。 „No, he in Manhattan, a presidential suite in hotel, from our four streets, the side also has three extraterrestrial beautiful women.” “不,他在曼哈顿,一家酒店的总统套房,距离我们四条街,身边还有三个外星美女。” „Oh!” “哇哦！” j is dumbfounded, somewhat envies suddenly. j哑口无言,冷不丁还有些羡慕。 The reality hammers Luo Su while convenient is the big villain, this attitude, proper evil camp boss. 顺便实锤罗素是大反派,就这作风,妥妥的邪恶阵营boss。 „Walks, the headquarters have arranged the manpower, will have several teams of fbi to arrive, our two first contact......” “走吧,总部已经安排好了人手,会有几队fbi到场,我们两个先去接触一下……” k deeply inspires, goes out of the onstage control room, before going out, runs into the female coroner, flashed to her. k深吸一口气,走出前台监控室,出门前遇到女验尸官,又给她闪了一下。