AE :: Volume #19 我讨厌主神Ⅳ

#883: I am the insect group


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Milky Way in Men in Black In the series has two meanings. 银河系在【黑衣人】系列中有两个意思。 First, the energy, the universe times atom energy, easily destroys a star, was grasped the marble in hand to hang to fall by Luo Su. 一是能源,宇宙次原子能源,轻易毁灭一颗星球,也就是被罗素握在手里的弹珠吊坠。 The universe civilization Jacchy empire has a Milky Way, because of its powerful strength, does not dare to deposit in the native place, therefore a storekeeper of imperial family birth its concealment Earth, and pasted cat taking care. 宇宙文明亚基伦帝国持有一颗银河系,因其强大的力量,不敢存放于本土之内,于是一名皇室出生的保管员将其隐匿地球,并贴猫保管。 Very unfortunately, Gillen person and insect clan make war, the insect clan spies steal this important intelligence, goes to Earth to seek for the interstellar weapon. 很不巧,亚基伦人和虫族开战,虫族间谍窃取这一重要情报,前往地球寻找星际武器。 Men in Black 1 The plot launches, regarding this Milky Way, Earth takes the cube, unfortunately was involved in war between Gillen people and insect clans. 黑衣人一】的剧情展开,也就是围绕这颗银河系,地球作为中立方,不幸卷入了亚基伦人和虫族之间的战争。 The second meaning of Milky Way, purely is heavenly body System, one of the constitution universe structures. 银河系的第二个意思,纯粹是天体系统,构成宇宙的结构之一。 These two meaning days leave badly, but in Men in Black Under the world outlook is not contradictory, when the plot finished, Milky Way that Earth is at hides in the marble of alien. 这两个意思天差地别,但在【黑衣人】的世界观下并不矛盾,因为剧情结束时,地球所在的银河系藏在外星人的弹珠里。 Other, my universe ; My ants, other gods! 彼之一叶,吾之宇宙;吾之蝼蚁,彼之神明! The marble, is the storage, the expression is a meaning. 不论是弹珠,还是储物柜,表达的都是一个意思。 The world mounts layer upon layer, the universe is inexhaustible, this world is big, human does not need to be pleased with oneself for that achievement that oneself achieve. 世界层层镶嵌,宇宙无穷无尽,这个世界大得很,人类没必要为自己取得的那点成就沾沾自喜。 Luo Su looks to the marble in hand, is pondering over in whether really has a galaxy, he lifted the hand to monitoring the camera shook shaking, packed to carry off together with the orange cat together. 罗素望向手里的弹珠,琢磨着里面是否真的有一个星系,他抬手对监控摄像头晃了晃,连同橘猫一起打包带走。 Contacts Men in Black on own initiative is impossible, falls in price, person who he has the status, resulting in the opposite party pays a visit is good. 主动接触黑衣人是不可能的,太掉价,他是有身份的人,得对方登门拜访才行。 Luo Su leaves alone, when like same, no one cares about him to appear and disappear. 罗素独自离开,就如同进来时一样,没人在意他出没过。 ...... …… Bridge tunnel administrative bureau! 桥梁隧道管理局! The Men in Black headquarters, stand-alone office building in New York, the name do not need to care, nowadays whose also few waistcoats. 黑衣人总部,一栋位于纽约的独立办公大厦,名称无需在意,这年头谁还没几个马甲。 For example the hydra, has posed as S.H.I.E.L.D., to pursue clearly, elected a fake chief to process the diplomatic work specially. 比如说九头蛇,一直以神盾局自居,为了追求逼真,特意选了个假局长处理外交工作。 A waistcoat is insufficient, when Agent S.H.I.E.L.D. goes out to handle matters, meets does not facilitate to reveal that the status the situation, says fbi. 一层马甲还不够,神盾局特工外出办事时,遇到不方便表露身份的情况,就自称fbi。 This is the normal state, nsa sometimes is also fbi , dhs sometimes is also fbi , cia sometimes is also fbi , fbi sometimes is also fbi...... 这是常态,nsa有时候也是fbi,dhs有时候也是fbi,cia有时候也是fbi,fbi有时候也是fbi…… In brief, hides the identity the words, fbi was right! 总之,隐瞒身份的话,fbi就对了! fbi has no alternative, can only frighten the young people, seeks only remains not many existence feelings. fbi无可奈何,只能吓唬吓唬青少年,寻找仅剩不多的存在感。 Returns to j and k of headquarters reports the work, was informed a present Earth confusion, is seemingly peaceful, what is chaotic is occupied by the alien on Earth, is tied down by care of one's family, flee from calamity boards the space ship to leave Earth. 回到总部的j和k汇报工作,被告知现在的地球一片混乱,表面平静,混乱的是居住在地球上的外星人,一个个拖家带口,逃难般登上星际飞船离开地球。 The alien of traveling does not calculate, settles down in the alien of Earth to live in New York mostly, and centralized in Manhattan, many people lived for dozens years, for example Stallone, George Lucas, Spielberg, female trillion livelihood and Beckham, yellow...... wait/etc, going ahead is extremely unusual. 旅游的外星人不算,定居地球的外星人大都居住在纽约,并集中在曼哈顿区,很多人生活了几十年,比如说史泰龙、乔治・卢卡斯、斯皮尔伯格、女兆日月、贝克汉姆、黄……等等,说走就走极不寻常。 Quick, the Men in Black organization understood the whole story, dying the prince of Gillen artificial empire imperial family, this is a serious diplomatic event, if processes improper, empire successor Franz who the result reference died. 很快,黑衣人组织就明白了原委,死掉的亚基伦人为帝国皇室的王子,这是一起严重的外交事件,若是处理不当,结局参考死去的帝国继承人斐迪南大公。 When the Men in Black organization sharply to the hair, the battleship of Gillen person arrives , indicating that the matter of prince can put toward side, first hands over Milky Way. 就在黑衣人组织急到掉头发的时候,亚基伦人的战舰抵达,表示王子的事可以往旁边放放,先把银河系交出来。 The prince has, Milky Way actually only then, Gillen battleship issues the ultimatum, if not hand over Milky Way as soon as possible, they bombard Earth, changes to the cosmic dust it. 王子有很多,银河系却只有一个,亚基伦战舰下达最后通牒,如果不尽快交出银河系,他们就炮轰地球,将其化作宇宙尘埃。 Gillen person does not have the means that the Milky Way energy is huge, if were found by the hostile insect clan, the war will collapse completely. 亚基伦人也没办法,银河系能量巨大,若是被敌对的虫族找到,战争将会一败涂地。 Men in Black have not ravelled, actually so-called Milky Way is anything, before the only clue is the prince dies the last words. 黑衣人们至今还没弄明白,所谓的银河系究竟是什么,唯一的线索是王子死前的遗言。 Milky Way takes in the star of Orion! 银河系在猎户座的星带上! k and j send out, to go to prince's industry on Earth again, a jewellery shop, looks for the clue of Milky Way. k和j再次出动,前往王子在地球上的产业,一家珠宝商店,寻找银河系的线索。 ...... …… Bang! 嘭! A loud sound, goes the deinsectization car(riage) blowout on street, shakes hits the starting off tooth leisurely, was blocked the way by a big tree. 一声巨响,行驶在马路上的除虫车爆胎,晃悠悠撞上路牙,被一棵大树挡住了去路。 The rustic big man goes out of the cab, the marionette common skeleton is stiff, walks for two steps very three seconds, then sinks a modeling to get malaria same place, like the high ping soldier of one's own side. 土里土气的高大男子走出驾驶室,提线木偶一般骨骼僵硬,走两步挺三秒,然后凹个造型原地打摆子,像极了己方的高ping战士。 The men are not the person, the insect clan deliver to the agent of Earth, threw over the person skin to seek for energy weapon Milky Way. 男子不是人,虫族送至地球的特工,披了层人皮寻找能量武器银河系。 Men in Black The insect clan in story background is like other world, carries important mission of evil villain, destroys the world daily, IQ is extremely high, had successfully assassinated the prince in Gillen empire. 黑衣人】故事背景里的虫族和其他世界一样,身负邪恶反派的重要任务,日常毁灭世界,智商极高,已成功暗杀了亚基伦帝国的王子。 But in fact, is snatching the interstellar time of resources insanely, who is good who does not have the significance badly, other enmity invader my hero, war to survive. 但事实上,在疯抢资源的星际时代,谁好谁坏没有意义,彼之仇寇我之英雄,战争不过是为了生存。 Naturally, moves on Earth, is his is not right. 当然了,在地球上活动,就是他的不对了。 Discovers the tire to rupture, the man is breathless, his flight vehicle hides in the insect disinfestation car(riage) compartment, must fix the vehicle as soon as possible. 发现车胎爆裂,男子气急败坏,他的飞行器藏在杀虫车车厢内,必须尽快将车子修好。 Repaired the spaceship, cold not Ding Xiu managed the automobiles of four wheels, the man takes the spare tire some unable to start suddenly. 修惯了宇宙飞船,冷不丁修理四个轮子的汽车,男子拿着备胎一时间有些无从下手。 !! 嘀嘀嘀!! The trumpet resounds in side, the man then looks, the discovery is a trailer. 喇叭声在旁边响起,男子回头一看,发现是一辆拖车。 „Does waiter, need to help you drag the repair shop?” “伙计,需要帮你拖到修理厂吗?” Luo Su shakes down the glass, looked at the former tire of breakage, comments: Runs into me, calculates that your today's luck is good, just I, had your regulation on the way.” 罗素摇下车窗,看了眼破损的前车胎,啧啧评价道:“遇到我,算你今天运气好,刚好我顺路了,就带你一程吧。” The men look to tow, the hesitation moment cracks into a smile: Too thanked, really does not know that thank you to be how good.” 男子看着拖着,沉吟片刻咧嘴一笑:“太感谢了,真不知道怎么谢谢你才好。” The travel of interstellar is far away, the man ponders over on the road to lack the food, happen to Luo Su delivers on own initiative, the decision was he. 星际之旅路途遥远,男子琢磨着路上缺少食粮,正好罗素主动送上门,就决定是他了。 like this thinks, his smile was franker, after the corners of the mouth are direct to the ear the root, smiles likely the horror film child. 这么一想,他笑容更爽朗了,嘴角直接咧到耳后根,笑得像个恐怖片里的孩子。 This has anything, we...... the New Yorker is always helpful.” “这有什么,我们地……纽约人一向乐于助人。” Luo Su also smiles very happily, counted on the fingers, the lucky day and time suitable deinsectization, the man has the disaster of blood light today. 罗素也笑得很开心,掐指一算,良辰吉日宜除虫,男子今天有血光之灾。 Two people the deinsectization car(riage) will fix, Luo Su sits the driver seat: Waiter, ties the seat belt, I lead you to go to the recent repairing a vehicle factory, cultivates well.” 两人将除虫车固定好,罗素坐上驾驶座:“伙计,系上安全带,我带你去最近的修车厂,好好修一修。” „, Before the repairing a vehicle factory, I do not want first to go to a jewellery shop, some cargos sell eagerly, you understand!” “不不,在去修车厂之前,我想先去一趟珠宝商店,有些货物急于出售,你懂的!” Saying, the man pulls out a diamond from the pocket, shakes shaking in Luo Su at present: „The facade that I know an acquaintance, he will not butcher me, driving leads me to go to that......, after the matter becomes, I divide your big service charge.” 说着,男子从口袋里掏出一把钻石,在罗素眼前晃了晃:“我知道一家熟人的门面,他不会宰我,开车带我去那……嗯,事成之后,我分你一大笔劳务费。” Really?” “真的?” Luo Su at present one bright, rubbed hands to grip the steering wheel: Brother, you must the seat belt be, I drives express, leaves brakes, you did not have.” 罗素眼前一亮,搓搓手握住了方向盘:“老哥,那你更得把安全带系好了,我这人开车特别快,别一个刹车,你人没了。” The trailer starts off, the Luo Su foot steps on various accelerator types to pass another vehicle, finally drives into an abandoned warehouse. 拖车上路,罗素脚踩油门各种超车,最终驶入一家废弃的仓库内。 The men coldly smile: Waiter, here is not a repair shop, is not the jeweller that I want, should you not want to seize property?” 男子冷冷一笑:“伙计,这里既不是修理厂,也不是我要的珠宝店,你该不会想劫财吧?” The vehicle arrives at the halfway time, the man knows that Luo Su has not settled the good intention, is greedy the diamond in his pocket, but he has not reminded, because all these within his plan, he also want to look for a secluded corner to do Luo Su, on a salt salt road eats. 车子开到半路的时候,男子就知道罗素没安好心,馋他口袋里的钻石,但他没有提醒,因为这一切都在他的计划之内,他也想找个僻静角落把罗素做了,腌一腌路上吃。 How possibly, the global village who does not know, our New Yorkers are always helpful, I thought that you hold the like this multi- diamonds not to run back and forth in confusion safely, wants to help you share the risk.” Luo Su sneers the response. “怎么可能,地球村谁不知道,我们纽约人一向乐于助人,我就是觉得你揣着这么多钻石乱晃不安全,想帮你分担一下风险。”罗素冷笑回应。 Luo Su thwarts, with the exquisite performing skill, acted a robber of greedy for wealth, is a little suffering, may think defends the arduous task of Earth, this put in great inconvenience is also not anything. 罗素这边将计就计,用精湛的演技,扮演了一名贪图财宝的劫匪,有点委屈,可一想到保卫地球的艰巨使命,这点委屈也就不算什么了。 Therefore , this year has the repertoire is not fearful, the key lay in that whose repertoire is deeper. 所以说,这年头有套路不可怕,关键看谁的套路更深。 The men think oneself understood the Luo Su repertoire, actually does not know, the Luo Su repertoire is to let him thinks understood the repertoire. 男子以为自己看懂了罗素的套路,却不知,罗素的套路就是让他自以为看懂了套路。 Hehehe......” x2 “嘿嘿嘿……”x2 Two people also sneer, then, two spears/guns arrived simultaneously on the opposite party forehead. 两人同时冷笑,然后,两把枪同时抵在了对方脑门上。 Bang! x2 嘭!x2 After gunshot, the male skull blasts out, the green mucus splash, reveals to crowd the insect body under leather bag. 枪响过后,男子脑壳炸开,绿色黏液飞溅,露出拥挤在皮囊下的虫子躯壳。 He opens the vehicle door fast, staggers to go out two steps, the left leg tripping right foot, the tumbling falls down. 他飞快推开车门,踉跄走出两步,左脚绊倒右脚,翻滚摔倒在地。 In tearing skin and clothes crack in the sound, the male body inflates, changes a giant cockroach. 在一阵撕裂皮肤和衣服的炸响声中,男子身躯膨胀,变化成一头巨型蟑螂。 The first body is stiff, the height exceeds three meters, two pairs of abdominal feet walk, a pair of foreleg has the sharp claws, seemed the segmental appendage insect to evolve the kind of person shape. 前躯挺直,身高超过三米,两对腹足行走,一对前肢带有利爪,好似节肢昆虫进化成了类人形态。 Back of the big cockroach has a bullet wound, mounts the bubble drop to sprinkle, loves him to look fierce. 大蟑螂背部有一处枪伤,黏液滴滴洒落,疼得他龇牙咧嘴。 The leather bag damage, he needs a new status, facilitates to continue to seek for Milky Way. 皮囊损坏,他需要一个新的身份,方便继续寻找银河系。 When the big cockroach is pondering over the Luo Su cramp skins, Luo Su opens the vehicle door to go down, during its is dumbfounded, in spits to argue the bullet. 就在大蟑螂琢磨着将罗素抽筋剥皮的时候,罗素推开车门走下,在其目瞪口呆之中,吐掉嘴里的子弹。 Excuse me, you hit leaning.” “不好意思,你打偏了。” On the big cockroach fierce face, shows the personification shocking expression, has the sound said startled: What you are, human?” 大蟑螂狰狞的脸上,露出拟人化的震惊表情,愕然出声道:“你是什么,人类吗?” Well, will you speak?” “咦,你会说话?” Hehe, my over 300 languages, whom will you be looking down upon?” “呵呵,我会超过三百种语言,你在看不起谁?” The big cockroach makes noise unruly, the insect clan is the higher life that in the universe becomes famous, in evolving on this path, they almost came to the end. 大蟑螂桀骜出声,虫族是宇宙中出了名的高等生命,在进化这条道路上,他们几乎走到了尽头。 The social system, is the population potential, had arrived in the limit. 不论是社会制度,还是种群潜力,都已经抵达了极限。 This is the truth, does not use the human the aesthetic standard, the social system of insect clan is indeed high-level, at least they unite. 这是实话,不用人类的审美观来看,虫族的社会制度的确非常高级,至少他们非常团结。 That was really sorry, the inherent thought causes trouble, after all your appearance cannot think highly.” “那真是抱歉了,固有思维作祟,毕竟你的长相不可恭维。” You also seem very ugly!” “你看起来也很丑!” The race is different, the aesthetic standard could not talk about goes together, two people began directly. 种族不同,审美观谈不到一块去,两人直接动手。 The big cockroach opens the mouth puts out the corrosive mucus, the shop splashes the proliferation, covers position that Luo Su is , the latter waves to sprinkle an electric arc, the evaporation everywhere filthy green liquid. 大蟑螂张口吐出腐蚀性黏液,铺溅扩散,笼罩罗素所在的位置,后者挥手洒落一片电弧,蒸发漫天污浊绿色液体。 In the big cockroach realized that the situation incorrect time, the white light blooms at present, has gotten back one's composure, the hands and feet does not run errands, falls pounds in the ground. 就在大蟑螂意识到情况不对的时候,眼前白光绽放,回过神,手脚不听使唤,一头摔砸在地面。 The head rolled two, he then discovered, is not the hands and feet does not run errands, but was the entire body did not have, was only left over the head to sway back and forth same place. 脑袋滚了两圈,他这才发现,并非手脚不听使唤,而是整个身体都没了,只剩下脑袋原地打滚。 Intrepid life! 强悍的生命了! The Luo Su heart is sigh with emotion, makes up a spear/gun, hits to explode the head of ground, the thought diverges, pondering over, if he is Lord God, definitely Men in Black 1 The script goes out independently, fights mission as a group alone, rather than at present this type casually with. 罗素心头感慨,补上一枪,将地上的脑袋打爆,思维发散,琢磨着如果他是主神,肯定将【黑衣人一】的剧本独立出去,单独作为一个团战任务,而不是眼前这种随便用用。 After all is the insect clan, additional one ‚I am insect group boss, can play big ticket reincarnator. 毕竟是虫族,加一个‘我即是虫群’的boss,就能玩死一大票轮回者
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