The pitch-dark muzzle points at the forehead, the dauntless man strong men must instigate, let alone is a dog. 黑洞洞的枪口指着脑门,硬汉猛男都得怂,更何况是一只狗。 Un, alien who camouflages the pug dog. 嗯,一只伪装成哈巴狗的外星人。 „Good, was I said that the flavor of dead mouse was not indeed good, but I must emphasize, I said that has not really eaten......” “好吧,是我说的,死耗子的味道的确不好,但我要强调一点,我只是说说而已,并没有真的吃过……” The dog spat the criticism/human language, dai dai said a while, seeing Luo Su was unemotional, the sound was small gradually, finally shut up directly. 狗吐人言,嘚吧嘚吧说了一会儿,见罗素面无表情,声音渐小,最后直接闭嘴。 „Told me, what important matter recently had had?” “告诉我,最近发生过什么大事？” Talked on the avenue with a dog is very improper, was regarded the mental illness easily, Luo Su raises it to arrive around alley, confirmed: „Alien, first said your name.” 和一只狗在大街上对话很不妥,容易被当成神经病,罗素提着它走到旁边小巷,确认道:“外星人,先把你的名字说出来。” Under the threat of muzzle, the pug dog tells the truth, the attitude is very sincere: „Frank, this is I the name on Earth, I have other names, as well as more girlfriends, for example......” 在枪口的威胁下,哈巴狗有一说一,态度十分诚恳:“弗兰克,这是我在地球上的名字,我还有其他名字,以及更多的女朋友,比如说……” Under the mind reading, idle talk big group of Frank of close the mouth, under the inquiry of Luo Su, introduced the current world background, as well as current time line. 心灵感应之下,废话一大堆的弗兰克闭紧嘴巴,在罗素的询问下,介绍起当前的世界背景,以及目前的时间线。 【Men in Black】 Movie world plot. 【黑衣人】的电影世界剧情。 On Earth has named ‚Men in Black’ secret organization, can call with mib and interstellar war police and black ultra unit, they protect Earth in secret, deals with all kinds of alien incidents. 地球上存在一个名叫‘黑衣人’的秘密组织,也可以用mib、星际战警、黑超特警组来称呼,他们暗中保护地球,应对各种各样的外星人事件。 Men in Black is one group of nameless people, without the past, without file, only then own code name. 黑衣人是一群无名氏,没有过去,没有档案,只有自己的代号。 They and average people live in two world, is in itself elite in the human society, because of particularity of status and work, to protect Earth avoid threat, freely is living for the average person happily, they cannot with the exchange, existence also be erased. 他们和普通人生活在两个世界,本身是人类社会中的精英,因为身份和工作的特殊性,为了保护地球免于威胁,也为了普通人无忧无虑幸福活着,他们不能和外界交流,本身的存在也会被抹除。 Simply speaking, is hero who one group of no one know, all action security, enliven at the back of the world that the normal person cannot see. 简单来说,是一群无人知晓的英雄,一切行动保密,活跃在正常人看不到的世界背面。 Saw are not related, flashes to forget! 看到了也没关系,闪一下就忘了！ When Men in Black also so, retires, their memories will be eliminated, implants the new memory, goes on living as average person. 黑衣人亦是如此,退役时,他们的记忆会被清除,重新植入新的记忆,以普通人的身份活下去。 „No wonder two fool anything information have not collected, Men in Black does not have the status, does not have the eyewitness, will not appear in the news, was very indeed difficult to find......” “难怪两个笨蛋什么情报也没搜集到,黑衣人没有身份,也没有目击者,更不会出现在新闻上,的确很难找到……” Luo Su touches the chin, female Superman stays up late to work overtime tonight, looks for the clue in the news, ten will have 98 to waste time. 罗素摸了摸下巴,女超人今晚熬夜加班,在新闻里寻找线索,十有九八会白忙一场。 In order to consider the female self-respect, Luo Su does not prepare to remind them, after all he went out takes a walk found, but two fools were busy at work for a week...... 为了照顾女性的自尊心,罗素不准备提醒她们,毕竟他出门遛个弯就找到了,而两个笨蛋忙活了一个星期…… Too cruel, cannot tell the facts! 太残忍了,不能实话实说！ Luo Su believes that they can, Men in Black unable to find, the news of alien completely, so long as they read the lace and meddlesome news, can definitely discover some clue. 罗素相信她们可以的,黑衣人找不到,外星人的新闻完全可以,只要她们多看花边和八卦新闻,肯定能发现一些端倪。 Therefore, then stays up late! 所以,接着熬夜吧！ Heard that stays up late to be unhealthy, turns around to return the long wrinkle, that may be really interesting. 听说熬夜对身体不好,掉头发还长皱纹,那可真有意思。 He makes Fracker display the special skill, is its dog nose, sought for nearest Men in Black. 他让弗拉克发挥特长,也就是它的狗鼻子,寻找距离最近的黑衣人。 In information that since Frank told, Luo Su judged that this was the movie 【Men in Black 1】 The plot, the reason is very simple, in the Men in Black history the greatest detective, entire universe most famous human, the k detective in the liveliness, did not have the midway to retire. 从弗兰克讲述的情报中,罗素判断这是电影【黑衣人一】的剧情,理由很简单,黑衣人历史上最伟大的探员,全宇宙最有名的人类,k探员还在活跃之中,并没有中途退役。 But his successor, code name ‚j’ the detective does not have the fame, Frank has not at least listened. 而他的接班人,代号‘j’的探员则毫无名气,至少弗兰克没听过。 „Came early, could not run into the h detective to hammer the god and m detective Valkyrie...... on the other hand, remembers that who thinks, when the m detective is coming.” “来早了,遇不到h探员锤神和m探员女武神……话说回来,记得那个谁也想当m探员来着。” Frank the small short leg is leading the way in front, Luo Su not slow does not follow on the heels anxiously, a dog person across several streets, finally arrives in the destination. 弗兰克迈着小短腿在前面引路,罗素不急不缓跟在后面,一狗一人穿过几条街道,终于抵达目的地。 A branch of main road edge, the left and right are the commercial offices, a very ordinary leg, but the side morgue poster on hand made Luo Su looking pensive. 一条主干道边缘的支线,左右两边为商业写字楼,很普通的一条支路,但是侧手边的停尸间告示牌令罗素若有所思。 At this moment, the side gate of morgue was shoved open, two Men in Black go out abreast in row. 就在这时,停尸间的侧门被推开,两个黑衣人并排走出。 „K, later the matter of clear memory gives me, what kind of?” “k,以后清楚记忆的事情交给我,怎么样？” „Has me, you gave up any idea.” “有我在,你休想。” „But you were too crude, you still remember how many did oneself dodge under? You will burn out the head of coroner!” “但你太粗暴了,你还记得自己闪了几下吗？你会烧坏验尸官的脑袋！” „She needs the new memory, moreover...... I know that she is very attractive, but you will not have the result, do not think blindly.” “她需要新的记忆,而且……我知道她很漂亮,但你们不会有结果,别瞎想了。” „You slander, I do not have the idea to her!” “你这是污蔑,我对她没有想法！” „Can stare at the leg of coroner to look.” “可以一直盯着验尸官的腿看。” „, I suspected that she is an alien, a long leg native of Singapore...... this.” “呃,我怀疑她是个外星人,长腿星人……就这样。” One the old azure combination, is the Luo Su very familiar face, particularly young that he in 【I, Robot】 With 【I am legend】 In the world has seen. 一老一青的组合,都是罗素非常熟悉的面孔,尤其是年轻的那个,他在【机械公敌】和【我是传奇】的世界里都见过。 Luo Su has not approached to greet, too will arouse the unnecessary interest warmly, but he is alien who an outcomer who does not have the status, will be regarded the smuggling. 罗素没有主动上前打招呼,太热情会引起不必要的关注,而他是个没有身份的外来者,会被当成偷渡的外星人。 „Hey, k! Is I, hadn't Frank, like this gotten off work late?” “嘿,k！是我,弗兰克,这么晚了还没下班吗？” Under the speechless gaze of Luo Su, the pug dog approaches to greet, how god knows it achieves, obviously by mind reading control, but the chatterbox problem actually cannot stop. 在罗素的无语注视下,哈巴狗主动上前打招呼,天知道它是怎么做到的,明明被心灵感应控制,可话痨的毛病却一直停不下来。 „Frank, how can you here?” “弗兰克,你怎么会在这里？” k knits the brows to look to Luo Su: „Who he is, with you together?” k皱眉看向罗素:“他是谁,和你一起的？” „No, did not know, probably is a passer-by!” Luo Su erases Frank's memory promptly, the latter completely forgot the experience. “不,不认识,大概是路人吧！”罗素及时删掉弗兰克的记忆,后者全然忘记了刚才的经历。 Hears Frank's reply, k sighs, pulls out the sunglasses to put from the bosom, stands in front of Luo Su with smile on the face: „Hello, Mister, is not the dog is speaking, but is my colleague in the practice abdomen language.” 听到弗兰克的回答,k叹了口气,从怀里掏出墨镜戴上,面带笑容站在罗素面前:“你好,先生,并不是狗在说话,而是我的同事在练习腹语。” Saying, k is patting by the racket to put on the rookies j detective of sunglasses hurriedly. 说着,k拍了拍旁边匆忙戴上墨镜的菜鸟j探员。 „???” “？？？” j black person question mark face, after two seconds, awakens: „Right, is I in the practice abdomen language, are not related with the dog, here does not have the alien.” j黑人问号脸,两秒钟后醒悟过来:“没错,是我在练习腹语,和狗没有关系,这里也没有外星人。” Luo Su is motionless, with has not heard to be the same. 罗素一动不动,就跟没听见一样。 „Waiter, are you good?” “伙计,你还好吗？” j searches to act, shook shaking in front of Luo Su, seeing him was unresponsive, puts out a hand to take down the The Terminator sunglasses, immediately sees two upturning scleras. j探出手,在罗素面前晃了晃,见他毫无反应,伸手将终结者墨镜取下,顿时看到两个上翻的眼白。 „K, this is a blind person, moreover possibly cannot hear.” “k,这是一位盲人,而且还可能听不见。” „Yes, yes, this mister is not the eyewitness......” “是啊,是啊,这位先生不是目击者……” the k nod name is, pulls out the memory exploder from the bosom, adjusts for ten minutes, was flashing to Luo Su. k点头称是,从怀里掏出记忆清除器,调节十分钟的时间,对着罗素闪了一下。 „K, what are you making?” “k,你在做什么？” j wears on the sunglasses the Luo Su face, complained: „He cannot hear unable to see, you do not need like this to do!” j将墨镜戴回罗素脸上,抱怨道:“他听不见也看不见,你没必要这么做！” „Dumb kid, you are too young.” “傻小子,你还是太年轻。” k is saying, flies to kick on Frank buttocks, the silly dog cries out strangely, starts to walk four small short legs, flies to run the corner end. k说着,飞起一脚踢在弗兰克屁股上,傻狗怪叫一声,迈开四条小短腿,一路飞奔跑出街角尽头。 „What do you mean?” “什么意思？” „It is not only then blind person in evening's wearing sunglasses . Moreover, his leads the blind stick not to have, is an attire.” “不是只有盲人才在晚上戴墨镜,而且,他连个导盲棍都没有,是装的。” k is saying ill-humoredly, discovered and j wasted the too much time, took down the The Terminator sunglasses in Luo Su surface again, flashed one time to him. k没好气说着,发现和j浪费了太多时间,将罗素面上的终结者墨镜再次取下,咔嚓又给他闪了一次。 „Hey, hey, how? Your this has dodged, he can get the brain tumor......” “嘿,嘿,又怎么了？你这样一直闪,他会得脑癌的……” j frightens quickly covers the face, low voice bb said: „Even he cannot the brain tumor, according to this frequency get down, I can still get the brain tumor.” j吓得急忙捂脸,小声bb道:“就算他不得脑癌,按这个频率下去,我也会得脑癌。” „Rubbish, the special service group came, inside corpse will be recycled, we hurry back to the headquarters immediately.” “别废话,特勤组来了,里面的尸体会被回收,我们立即赶回总部。” k turns around to depart, the back is neat. k转身离去,背影干脆利落。 the j half step follows, to turn to look back repeatedly at every step, looks that Luo Su shakes the head again and again, sighs with emotion: „Pitiful fellow, his was dodged continuously twice, hopes that cannot have the sequela.” j快步跟上,一步三回头,看着罗素连连摇头,感慨道:“可怜的家伙,他被连续闪了两次,希望不会有后遗症。” „Can a little!” “会有一点！” „Oh, can that really...... wait/etc, you use this gadget to flash through me?” j realized that the situation is not a little right. “哇哦,那可真……等等,你用这玩意儿闪过我吗？”j意识到情况有点不对。 „No!” “没有！” the k decisive response, he has eliminated the j memory, but the latter does not remember, no one knows is equal has not happened. k果断回应,他消除过j的记忆,但后者不记得,没人知道等同于没发生过。 „Did you determine?” “你确定？” „Naturally, does not need to deceive you.” “当然,没必要骗你。” „That is good......” “那就好……” ...... …… Two detectives depart, the Luo Su entire journey has not spoken, in the line of sight, an explosion-proof car(riage) of special license stops, goes out of three Men in Black that is carrying the metal box, entered the morgue side gate quickly. 两名探员离去,罗素全程没有说话,视线中,一辆特殊牌照的防爆车停下,走出三名拎着金属箱的黑衣人,快步走进了停尸间侧门。 These people also come from the Men in Black organization, with is different in handling a case k, they are the logistics departments, is mainly responsible for settling wraps up, omission in cleaning up case process. 这些人也来自黑衣人组织,和在一线办案的k不同,他们是后勤部门,主要负责善后扫尾,清理办案过程中的遗漏。 Luo Su follows three people to enter the morgue together, under the mind reading, like invisible general, three people regarded the air him. 罗素跟着三人一同进入停尸间,心灵感应之下,如同隐形一般,三人都把他当成了空气。 The plot combs in the mind, Luo Su then manages a plan of smooth entry quickly, found plot item, gets rid of the extraterrestrial big cockroach, simple and crude, perfect. 剧情在脑海中梳理一遍,罗素很快便理出一条顺利通关的方案,找到剧情物品,干掉外星大蟑螂,简单粗暴,完美无缺。 in j mouths, the female coroner of doubtful long leg native of Singapore is negotiating with three Men in Black, Luo Su looked at one, a discovery also that matter. j口中,疑似长腿星人的女验尸官正在和三名黑衣人交涉,罗素看了一眼,发现也就那么回事。 If the female coroner is a long leg native of Singapore, that Duan Xinlan definitely is also, perhaps also powerful. 如果女验尸官是长腿星人,那段心兰肯定也是,没准还位高权重。 He swept the audience, the short distance had observed a body of next two alien, finally found the target of trip on the shelf. 他扫过全场,近距离观察了一下两位外星人的尸体,最后在货架上找到了此行的目标。 An orange cat! 一只橘猫！ Said ten orange cat nine fat, is very fat, but this body is emaciated at present, with fat does not touch on slightly. 都说十个橘猫九个胖,还有一个特别胖,但眼前这只身子骨瘦弱不少,和胖不沾边。 Touches on slightly with the orange, unexpectedly doesn't inflate? 和橘沾边,居然不膨胀？ This clearly violated the growth mechanism of nature, specific reason unknown, possibly is the alien is related with its shovel excrement officer. 这明显违背了大自然的生长规律,具体原因未知,可能和它的铲屎官是外星人有关。 „Worthily is the big orange, unexpectedly even the aliens charmed, said, cat thing is really the alien......” “不愧是大橘,居然连外星人都迷住了,还是说,猫这玩意真的就是外星人……” Luo Su ponders over this possibly is being an extraterrestrial spy, searches the hand to copy him in the bosom, practiced fraud to rub two, the feeling was good, attracts to satisfy a craving very much. 罗素琢磨着这可能是一只外星间谍,探手将其抄在怀里,上下其手撸了两把,感觉不错,吸起来很过瘾。 The orange cat of named Orion, to the Luo Su technique satisfied, hmph hmph comfortably, the first shovel excrement officer died in battle, it is in the sentimental vacancy period, needs a new lackey. 名为猎户座的橘猫,对罗素的手法非常满意,舒服地直哼哼,前铲屎官阵亡,它目前处于感情空缺期,需要一个新的奴才。 The Luo Su craftsmanship is reluctantly qualified, Orion decision to a Luo Su opportunity, how has a look at his family circumstances, raises cannot raise itself. 罗素的手艺勉强合格,猎户座决定给罗素一个机会,看看他家境如何,养不养得起自己。 If the common family, that embarrassed, the character does not gather, bids good-bye same place. 如果是一般家庭,那不好意思,性格不合,原地分手。 Luo Su to rub receives the merit, takes down the The Terminator sunglasses, behind one toward the buttocks puts, smiles to look at the monitoring to corner. 罗素撸完收功,取下终结者墨镜,往屁股后面一放,笑眯眯看向墙角的监控。 „Meninblak!” “meninblak！” Spoke these words, he in the monitoring of camera, takes down the cat collar on Orion nape of the neck, but also raised. 说完这句话,他在摄像头的监控中,将猎户座脖颈上的猫项圈取下,还向其扬了扬。 The meaning is very simple, the thing in my hand, I also knows you to exist, wants to look for me! 意思很简单,东西在我手上,我也知道你们存在,想要就来找我！ The collar hanging is the bulb, in the surface seems like the bulb, but its interior has a galaxy, trillion stars shine in the darkness mistily, is quite conspicuous. 项圈挂饰是个玻璃球,表面上像是个玻璃球,但其内部却坐拥一个星系,亿万星辰于黑暗中蒙蒙放光,相当惹眼。 This thing has the simple and crude name Milky Way! 这玩意有个简单粗暴的名字银河系！