Also turned over, what to do should? 又翻车了,该怎么办？ By female Superman murderous aura to cover, the Luo Su heart is extremely suffering, picks up the steering wheel to grasp from the ruins, by heaven and earth and my conscience, is always Duan Xinlan collects toward his side, he has not responded to anything. 被女超人的杀气笼罩,罗素心头万分委屈,从废墟里捡起方向盘握好,天地良心,一直以来都是段心兰往他身边凑,他从来都没回应过什么。 Right, the body is not fearing the shadow to be slanting, why do I want to fear? 对呀,身正不怕影子斜,我为什么要怕呢？ Luo Su more is more reasonable, pondering over is being beforehand turning over became the shadow to other party, has not gone out, looked that who is a little nervous. 罗素越想越有道理,琢磨着是之前的翻车给他造成了阴影,至今尚未走出,看谁都有点慌。 This is not good, his energy must be hard, otherwise is all right must have an accident. 这样不行,他的底气必须硬起来,不然没事都要出事。 Luo Su wiped the face, casts the sacred inviolable vision to female Superman, he has a clear conscience......, has a clear conscience at least in this world. 罗素抹了抹脸,对女超人投去神圣不可侵犯的目光,他问心无愧……呃,至少在这个世界是问心无愧的。 Luo Su believes that female Superman like this is with good intention, certainly can understand that his grievance, grows gracefully, incurs the woman to like, this cannot blame him! 罗素相信女超人这么善解人意,一定能理解他的委屈,长得帅,招女人喜欢,这也不能怪他啊！ However, Luo Su made eyes to give for nothing, female Superman is staring at Duan Xinlan stubbornly, looked that has not looked at his one eyes. 然而,罗素的飞眼白给了,女超人死死盯着段心兰,看都没看他一眼。 Duan Xinlan does not dread to look straight ahead, although her can be victorious female Superman, but she holds the moral high ground, after all she first comes. 段心兰毫不畏惧直视回去,虽然她打不过女超人,但她占据道德制高点,毕竟她先来的。 Was this must open rips? 这是要开撕了？ Disregarded Luo Su at present one bright, looks at two, because will soon open the woman who rips, somewhat is suddenly small proudly. 被人无视的罗素眼前一亮,看着两个因为自己即将开撕的女人,冷不丁还有些小自豪。 What is the charm, this is the charm! 什么叫魅力,这就是魅力！ „Team leader, you complied to help me before, the result is not at while me, picks the fruits of victory secretly, I misread you really!” “队长,你以前答应要帮我,结果趁我不在,偷摘胜利果实,我真是看错你了！” Duan Xinlan takes the lead to open fire, oneself team leader had the boyfriend obviously, actually must snatch the food to her bowl, reaches an agreement to be sisters for a lifetime, the result is a plastic. 段心兰率先开炮,自家队长明明有了男朋友,却还要到她碗里抢食,说好做一辈子的姐妹,结果是个塑料的。 Also is this accident/surprise, making her apprehend both the thief and stolen goods at the scene, otherwise, but also was kept in the dark like the two fools. 也就是这次意外,让她当场人赃并获,不然的话,还像个二傻子一样被蒙在鼓里。 More wants more to be angry, more is more suffering, the eye socket was mad red. 越想越生气,越想越委屈,眼圈都气红了。 „......” “……” The female Superman supercilious look turns, the Duan Xinlan grievance, she also puts in great inconvenience! 女超人白眼一翻,段心兰委屈,她还委屈呢！ Three seconds do not see, Luo Su one female grasp like octopus, but also make a false countercharge, said that she steals the man! 三秒钟不见,罗素就被一女的像八爪鱼一样抱住,还反咬一口,说她偷男人！ „Makes clear the condition, is......, did I and you who I first come say this doing?” “搞清楚状态,是我先来的……呸,我和你说这个干什么？” Female Superman cold snort/hum, changes into Shen Menghan, she might debate two, Duan Xinlan calculates that which scallion, brings to light the answer directly: „He called Luo Su, this name I should say with you, the real world was I......, the compound former boyfriend, Jason was the waistcoat that he camouflaged.” 女超人冷哼一声,换成沈梦寒,她兴许要辩上两句,段心兰算哪根葱,直接挑明答案:“他叫罗素,这名字我应该和你们说过,现实世界就是我……呃,复合的前男友,杰森是他伪装的马甲。” (??????) X2 (??????)x2 „No, no,...... is impossible, I do not believe that if you this relations, why have concealed the truth were not saying!” Duan Xinlan shakes the head crazily, rejects the female Superman answer. “不,不,不……不可能,我不信,你们要是这种关系,为什么一直瞒着不说！”段心兰疯狂摇头,拒绝女超人的答案。 „Right, is impossible, the team leader you described oneself boyfriend time, must good the good, super graceful who he described, was......” “没错,不可能,队长你描述自己男朋友的时候,把他形容的要多好有多好,超级帅,可是……” Jian Shaoxin shot a look around Luo Su, the yogurt phobophobia shadow raided the heart, is unable the perfect man who it and team leader described to number, small sound said: „On the fact, like, clearly did not change individual.” 简韶歆瞥了旁边的罗素,酸奶恐惧症阴影袭上心头,无法将其和自家队长形容的完美男人对上号,小声道:“就事实而言,一点也不像,分明是换了个人。” „......” “呃……” Female Superman the language chokes for a while, thinks the boasting that oneself once blew down, feels somewhat shamefully, secretly thought that time was too young, had not discovered that Luo Su was big pig's feet. 女超人一时语噎,想想自己曾经吹下的牛皮,感觉有些无地自容,暗道自己那时太年轻,没有发现罗素是个大猪蹄子。 But then thinks, the person of boasting is Shen Menghan, has what relations with her female Superman, this pot she does not carry! 可转而一想,吹牛的人是沈梦寒,和她女超人有什么关系,这锅她不背！ Female Superman could not speak, Luo Su bravely stepped forward to help it break through: „That anything, this is like the propaganda picture on, finally the right to interpret belongs to the seller all......, but does not look like, this/should fragrance is fragrant!” 女超人这边说不出话,罗素挺身而出帮其解围:“那什么,这就跟宣传图片上一样,最终解释权归卖家所有……但也就看着不像,该香还是香的！” „You shut up, without share that you spoke, is standing to side!” Female Superman ill-humored say/way, without eyesight vigor fellow, who also does not have a look at all these is to make. “你闭嘴,没你说话的份儿,到旁边站着去！”女超人没好气道,没有眼力劲的家伙,也不看看这一切都是谁造的。 „!” “哦！” In line with drawing back a step boundless principle, Luo Su disagreement/not with female Superman lowers oneself to the same level, numb Liushan arrives at the one side, temporarily evades its point. 本着退一步海阔天空的原则,罗素不和女超人一般见识,麻溜闪到一旁,暂时避其锋芒。 In one vigorous effort, again however fades, three use up, waits for female Superman to tidy up Duan Xinlan, the anger is small gradually, he immediately was a real man. 正所谓一鼓作气,再而衰,三而竭,等女超人收拾完段心兰,怒气渐小,他立马又是一条好汉了。 Was a pity Duan Xinlan, this leg really......, the like this high-quality big long leg, said that broke! 就是可惜了段心兰,这腿真……咳咳,这么优质的大长腿,说断就断了！ „Originally you are really...... in vain my foolish one piece...... I, no matter, is I first comes.” “原来你们真是……枉我痴心一片……我不管,就是我先来的。” Duan Xinlan is angry, the leader mountain outstanding semblance is modest, awe-inspiring, actually mean sinister, the design frames the hanger-on, attempts completely to execute virtuously, today her lin...... Linghu Chong must punish guilty family members, overthrows its tyranny personally. 段心兰大怒,掌门岳不群外表谦虚文雅,正气凛然,实则阴狠毒辣,设计陷害门下,企图尽诛贤良,今天她lin……令狐冲就要大义灭亲,亲手将其暴政推翻。 After ten seconds . 十秒钟之后。 Linghu Chong:(???? " ) 令狐冲:(????」) „Team leader, I am loyal and devoted to you......” “队长,我对你忠心耿耿啊……” „Snort, snatching my man added that is loyal and devoted to me?” “哼,抢我男人还说对我忠心耿耿？” Female Superman disdains to laugh, both hands hold the shoulder saying: „Also is my strength compared with you, otherwise what situation is uncertain tonight!” 女超人不屑嗤笑,双手抱肩道:“也就是我实力比你强,不然今晚什么情况还不一定呢！” „Without the matter, I to the sister-in-law......, I have respected to the brother-in-law, from not the wishful thinking, thought that...... thought your big enterprise has lots of assets, lack the connecting rooms maidservant.” “没有的事,我对嫂……呸,我对妹夫一直敬重有加,从没有痴心妄想,就是觉得……觉得您家大业大的,缺个通房丫鬟。” The enemy military power is big, side Duan Xinlan decides circuitous, first stands firm attempts it again slowly, when team leader when people grow old become worthless, is her high-rank and Luo Su pair of night/lodge amphibious. 敌军势大,段心兰决定侧面迂回,先站稳脚跟再徐徐图之,等到队长人老珠黄,就是她上位和罗素双宿双栖之时。 Chirp! 啪叽！ Licks the dog dead like a dog! 舔狗不得好死！ Female Superman steps on, Duan Xinlan did not have the sound. 女超人一脚踩下,段心兰就没了动静。 Nearby Jian Shaoxin shrinks in the corner, that the sisters kill one another, seriously attacks three views, she trembled to touch splashing on the blood to face, the white of the eye turns faints directly. 旁边的简韶歆缩在墙角,姐妹自相残杀的一幕,严重冲击三观,她瑟瑟发抖摸了把溅到脸上的血,眼白一翻直接昏了过去。 Naturally, there are reason that sees with one's own eyes the admire goddess boyfriend, therefore licks the dog dead like a dog. 当然了,也有亲眼看到爱慕女神男朋友的缘故,所以还是舔狗不得好死。 „Luo Su, how do you see?” “罗素,你怎么看？” Female Superman steps on fully is being the rug of blood, both eyes like the blade, looks at each other Luo Su eyes stubbornly. 女超人踩着满是鲜血的地毯,双目如刀,死死对视罗素双眼。 „Wha...... what how sees?” “什……什么怎么看？” „She said that I lack the connecting rooms maidservant, volunteering to register, how do you see?” “她说我缺个通房丫鬟,自告奋勇要报名,你怎么看？” Luo Su swings like the rattle-drum: „This is not definitely good, the child does selects a topic, the Sirs know that the body cannot bear.” 罗素头摇得像拨浪鼓一样:“这肯定不行,小孩子才做多选题,大人都知道身体受不了。” „Can bear, the team leader can turn over to me...... Duan Xinlan in lying down corpse to raise the hand on several days”. “受得了,队长那几天可以归我……”躺尸中的段心兰举起手。 The lying trough, are you also angry? 卧槽,你还有气啊？ Luo Su in great surprise, suddenly thinks the Duan Xinlan person supposes, the first meeting time she is spitting blood, the person in in the air can also with spitting blood the acceleration, does not know that practices what martial arts. 罗素大惊,突然想起来段心兰的人设,第一次见面的时候她就在吐血,人在空中还能用吐血加速,也不知练得什么武功。 Chirp! 啪叽！ Female Superman makes up a foot, sneers to look at Luo Su: „I have an issue to ask you, honest reply.” 女超人补上一脚,冷笑看着罗素:“我有个问题想问你,老实回答。” „Likes, approximately, not guaranteeing in a big way, saves you, not to have money, hehe, another day......” “爱过、不约、保大、救你、没钱、呵呵、改天……” The Luo Su first even/including gives more than ten model answers , indicating oneself take a firm stand, and by the personality guarantee, will not be confused by outside seductress. 罗素一连给出十几个标准答案,表示自己立场坚定,并以人格担保,绝不会被外面的狐狸精迷惑。 „Snort, is short feigns ignorance with me, I can forgive her not dead, but you later to me to her distant point, make me notice that again she raises a rumpus to you, I...... break your leg!” “哼,少跟我打马虎眼,我可以饶她不死,但你以后给我离她远点,再让我看到她对你动手动脚,我就……打断你的腿！” This and I have what relations long, the hand on her good! 这和我有什么关系,手长在她身上好吧！ The Luo Su quick grievance died, is striking one's chest the guarantee: „You could rest assured that although she is very outstanding, but I forever am the man who she cannot obtain.” 罗素快委屈死了,还是拍着胸脯保证:“你放心,虽然她很优秀,但我永远是她得不到的男人。” Bah, dregs male! 呸,渣男！ The female Superman supercilious look turns, said ill-humoredly: „You may result in carefully, be not needed the idea to plot by her.” 女超人白眼一翻,没好气道:“那你可得小心点,别被她用计暗算了。” „Truly must guard against......” “确实得防着点……” Luo Su feels the chin, the hesitation moment said: „It is said the west gate high official person was thrown wooden stake to pound the dizzy by the golden lotus from the building, was worked by her.” 罗素摸着下巴,沉吟片刻说道:“据说西门大官人就是被金莲从楼上扔下去木桩子砸晕,才被她得逞的。” The words that this type is not concerned about face, female Superman does not know that makes what response, speechless say/way: „Luo Su, the normal person will not compare to become the west gate high official person oneself.” 这种不要脸的话,女超人不知作何回应,无语道:“罗素,正常人可不会把自己比成西门大官人。” „I know, is on our height, is more inappropriate than to become Dalang, enough high two meters!” “我知道,可是就咱这身高,比成大郎也不合适呀,足足高了两米呢！” „......” “……” Female Superman: I mean, the normal person will not substitute himself among the three. 女超人:我的意思是,正常人不会把自己代入这三者之间。 Luo Su is smiling to collect: „Said again, if I oneself compared with to become gold lotus, you not on to become Dalang. This analogy is more inappropriate, if you did not have, what to do I should?” 罗素嬉皮笑脸凑上去:“再说了,我要是把自己比成金莲,你不是就成大郎了。这比喻更不合适,你要是没了,我该怎么办？” „Elder brother's wife, Wu Song in this.” “嫂嫂,武松在此。” Is lying Duan Xinlan raises the hand , indicating that she can be the successor. 趴着的段心兰举起手,表示她可以做接班人。 I go, can't you stopping a while? 我咧个去,你就不能消停一会儿吗？ Luo Su stares the big eye, sighs with emotion the tenaciousness of Duan Xinlan vitality, whom the seeking death skill did not have. 罗素瞪大眼睛,感慨段心兰生命力之顽强,还有作死的本事也没谁了。 Sure enough, female Superman makes up, incorrigibly wicked Takejiro did not have the sound immediately. 果不其然,女超人又是一脚补上,贼心不死的武二郎立马就没声了。 Female Superman receives the foot, despised to look at Luo Su one: „Knows that you are in a moment the same as the woman thrush.” 女超人收脚,鄙视看了罗素一眼:“知道吗,你说话就跟女人画眉一样。” „Very great?” “很赞？” „More traces is blacker!” “越描越黑！” „......” “……” Said seems like you are not the woman is the same! 说得好像你不是女人一样！ Female Superman arrives in front of Jian Shaoxin, shook several to awaken him. 女超人走到简韶歆面前,晃了几下将其唤醒。 The latter opens eyes blurry, sees in the pool of blood Duan Xinlan, remembers itself to be where suddenly, blurted out: „Team leader, do not kill me, I to you loyal dedicated!” 后者迷迷糊糊睁开眼,看到血泊之中段心兰,猛然想起自己身在何处,脱口而出道:“队长,不要杀我,我对你忠忠耿耿啊！” „Little talked nonsense, I asked you, the plot in what movie was this world?” “少胡说八道,我来问你,这个世界是什么电影里的剧情？” „, Does not know!” “呃,不知道呢！” Jian Shaoxin blinks, two hand fingers selected: „I and Xinlan elder sister came in nearly for a week, does not have the clue...... we unable to find the plot character, could not find information clue that may be for the inquiry.” 简韶歆眨眨眼,两个手指头点了点:“我和心兰姐进来快一个星期了,至今还毫无头绪……我们找不到剧情人物,也找不到可供查询的情报线索。” Therefore, are you fools? 所以,你们两个是笨蛋？ Also right, after all that anything does not have the brain! 也对,毕竟那啥没脑！ Luo Su rapidly makes the judgment, this, his evening......, he remains pure and incorruptible good! 罗素迅速做出判断,就这样的,他一个晚上……咳咳,他洁身自好的好吧！ „Luo Su, the situation is a little serious.” “罗素,情况有点严重。” Female Superman is serious, Jian Shaoxin and Duan Xinlan one week ago enters, means before the plot is very early, started, the most important situation did not have. 女超人面色凝重,简韶歆和段心兰一个星期前进入,意味着剧情很早之前就开始了,最重要的先机没了。 „I understand, my speeds up the gather intelligence.” “我明白,我这就加快情报搜集。” Luo Su is the complexion is also serious, sits in front of the computer, rapid reader speeds up collecting the work of information. 罗素亦是面色严肃,一屁股坐在电脑面前,一目十行加快搜集情报的工作。 Even if two fellows are the full fools, but has also experienced several times Lord God mission reincarnator, where to placing the world to have achieved nothing, can only explain that the plot character in this world, the secret was at the right place. 纵然两个家伙是十足的笨蛋,但也是经历过数次主神任务的轮回者,对身处何方世界一无所获,只能说明这个世界的剧情人物,保密工作十分到位。 ! 啪！ A hand builds on Luo Su, he then looks, is joke sweet female Superman. 一只手搭在罗素身上,他回头一看,是笑语嫣然的女超人。 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „Night, this/should rest.” “夜深了,该休息了。” „Not good......?” “不好……吧？” ! 咔嚓！ Luo Su face ignorant compelling stands in the corridor, looks door that was being turned off, has not stroked clear what happened. 罗素一脸懵逼站在走廊之中,望着被关死的房门,没捋清发生了什么事。 Properly speaking, has Duan Xinlan this potential threat, female Superman should entrain the bedroom him, the manual 3 million character show love, making him lose heart thoroughly is right, why he will be expelled the gate directly, hasn't a sofa been fishing? 按理说,有段心兰这个潜在威胁,女超人应该把他拽进卧室,手动三百万字秀恩爱,让其彻底死心才对,为什么他会被直接赶出门,连个沙发都没捞着？ „Night, we must rest, you go out to collect the information.” “夜深了,我们要休息了,你出去搜集情报。” „......” “……” Luo Su shrugs toward the elevator walks, hearing inside sound to know, three women are staying up late to collect the information, but he does not have the human rights as the man, was sent, collects the information with the foot. 罗素耸耸肩向电梯走去,听里面的声音就知道,三个女人在熬夜搜集情报,而他作为男人没人权,被打发出去,用脚收集情报。 Luo Su knows that female Superman has the resentment at heart, has not broken the leg of Duan Xinlan, has calculated that she had the magnanimity. 罗素知道女超人心里有怨气,没把段心兰的腿打断,已经算她有雅量了。 The sofa has not resulted in rests, Luo Su did not mind, he does not sleep in any case good, the elevator arrives in first floor, across the hotel front door, comes to the avenue in lively district. 沙发没得睡,罗素也不介意,反正他不睡觉都行,电梯抵达一楼,穿过酒店大门,来到不夜城的大街上。 The clue, has not collected the information slightly blindly not only consumes the time and is annoying. 没有丝毫线索,盲目搜集情报既耗时间又磨人。 He takes out the The Terminator sunglasses, blocking from both eyes is black light, strolls in the street aimless, in the crowd of communication, seeks for the familiar face in a hurry. 他取出终结者墨镜,遮住双目黑光,漫无目的在街头闲逛,于匆匆来往的人群中,寻找熟悉的面孔。 Lord God is very lazy, the world background original design copies, if meets the person or the thing that look familiar, 80% and plot involves. 主神很懒,世界背景原样照搬,若是遇到眼熟的人或事物,八成和剧情有牵连。 „Blind cat can bump into the dead mouse, I should also......” “瞎猫都能碰上死耗子,我也应该……” „The flavor of dead mouse is not good!” “死耗子的味道可不好！” Suddenly the sound resounds together, Luo Su sets up the body to stop, looks to book newsstand, skin is pale, ocular vesicle protrudes, the moist long hair to dangle, seems the deceased person common white man to sit during the report stops. 突然一道声音响起,罗素立身停下,看向身边的书报亭,一个皮肤苍白、眼泡凸出、潮湿长发垂下,好似死人一般的白人男子坐在报停之中。 „You just said, the flavor of dead mouse isn't good?” Luo Su looks with a smile to the man...... shar pei. “你刚刚说,死耗子的味道不好？”罗素笑着看向男子……身边的沙皮狗。 „woof Woof woof!” “汪汪汪！” „Do not install, I know that is you are speaking.” “别装了,我知道是你在说话。” Luo Su lifts to carry with the hand the dog neck: „, Carefully looks, originally is not a dog!” 罗素抬手提住狗脖子:“哦,仔细看,原来不是一只狗呢！” „woof Woof woof!” “汪汪汪！” ! 咔嚓！ Luo Su draws out the Desert Eagle: „Gives you to organize the language one time the opportunity, otherwise hits to explode your dog head.” 罗素拔出沙鹰:“给你一次重新组织语言的机会,不然就打爆你的狗头。”