In the hotel room, Luo Su to rub two hours of cat had not seen the black clothes...... the person organization, exhausts patiently, ponders over is giving again for five minutes, in five minutes cannot see Men in Black, throw into the tunnel administrative bureau Milky Way directly. 酒店房间内,罗素撸了两个小时的猫也没见到黑衣……人组织,耐心耗尽,琢磨着再给五分钟时间,五分钟内看不到黑衣人,直接将银河系扔进隧道管理局。 Although installs to compel very importantly, but mission is more important, the poor life is more important, remained the final two world, but do not have something go wrong and hit Shen Menghan. 虽说装逼很重要,但任务更重要,小命更更重要,就剩最后两个世界了,可千万别出岔子又撞到了沈梦寒。 Luo Su like this is thinking, attracted a half hour of cat! 罗素这么想着,又吸了半小时猫！ Without the means that five minutes of then five minutes, cannot stop. 没办法,五分钟接着五分钟,根本停不下来。 „Some people came......” “有人来了……” Female Superman detected that anything, stood near the window looked, the super vision peripheral all will look at a purity: „Hotel...... should be Men in Black surrounded by fbi, the nearby also has the sniper, the whole staff is over hundred people, is all fully-armed, comes to us.” 女超人察觉到了什么,站在窗边四下看了看,超级视力将周边的一切看了个一清二楚:“酒店被fbi……应该是黑衣人包围了,附近还有狙击手,全员超过百人,个个荷枪实弹,是冲我们来的。” „Was too slow!” “太慢了！” Luo Su complained one, heard some people to knock on a door, hints female Superman...... nearby Duan Xinlan to open the door. 罗素抱怨一声,听到有人敲门,示意女超人……旁边的段心兰去开门。 Duan Xinlan nods, the look glance, hints Jian Shaoxin to open the door. 段心兰点点头,眼神一瞥,示意简韶歆去开门。 Jian Shaoxin looked, confirmed that in the room she best bully, is pursing the lips() arrives at the gate. 简韶歆四下看了看,确认屋里就她最好欺负,噘着嘴()来到门边。 A out of the door old azure, is k and j two Men in Black detectives. 门外一老一青,正是k和j两位黑衣人探员。 „Please enter, waits for you to be very long.” “请进,等你们很久了。” k stares slightly, looks the smile to enter the room, knew that Luo Su still in Manhattan, without bringing Milky Way is leaving Earth, he knows that the opposite party has the idea, belonging type that can negotiate. k微微一愣,面露笑容走进屋,得知罗素还在曼哈顿,没有带着银河系离开地球,他就知道对方有想法,属于可以谈判的类型。 Discussed that anything is unimportant, so long as can attain Milky Way, all said. 谈什么不重要,只要能拿到银河系,一切都好说。 j follows to enter the room, keeps silent to observe three female aliens, looked to Luo Su that on the sofa sits, in the vision cannot help but took an envy, no, despised. j跟着走进屋,默不作声观察三个女外星人,看向沙发上坐着的罗素,目光中不由自主带上了一丝羡,不,是鄙视。 As a list body dog, later can also be for a lifetime the single dog, waste who is surrounded by beautiful women repugnantly. 作为一名单身狗,以后也会是一辈子单身狗,最讨厌左拥右抱的人渣了。 Obviously, he envied the person, Luo Su can mistakenly left Yong, can right hug, but cannot also conduct. 显然,他羡慕错了人,罗素可以左拥,也可以右抱,但不能同时进行。 The female Superman perspective/see through scans two people, the mind passes message informs Luo Su, the k pistol puts in the waist, the interstellar energy weapon, the might is very big. 女超人透视扫描两人,心灵传音告知罗素,k的手枪置于腰间,星际能量武器,威力很大。 the j pistol in the pocket, this is fine the weapon modeling, is incomparably powerful, mainly manifests in recoil. j的手枪在口袋里,这把武器造型精致,威力无比,主要体现在后坐力方面。 „Two, please sit down, we met.” “两位,请坐,我们又见面了。” j sits opposite of Luo Su, saw on the tea table is suspending Milky Way, the breath stagnated, bumped k. j坐在罗素对面,看到茶几上摆着的银河系,呼吸一滞,碰了碰身边的k。 k is still steady like the dead dog, the smile said: „This mister, you really remembered last night the matter.” k依然是稳如死狗,微笑道:“这位先生,你果然记得昨晚发生的事情。” „Un, was dodged twice, the thought is clearer, the memory was stronger.” “嗯,被闪了两次,思维更清晰,记忆力更强了。” „Sounds good, can help you, is my being honored.” “听起来不错,能帮到你,是我的荣幸。” „Where, can see the famous k detective, I am honored......” “哪里,能见到大名鼎鼎的k探员,我才更加荣幸……” Speaking of this, Luo Su looks that j continues saying: „J detective, although you now are rookies, but you will save the world in the future repeatedly, you will also be very famous.” 说到这,罗素看着j继续道:“还有j探员,虽然你现在还是个菜鸟,但你未来会多次拯救世界,你也会很有名。” „In the future!?” “未来！？” the j brow selects, the doubt swept in the room, discovered that the female Superman three people all are the looks that deep is so. j眉头一挑,狐疑扫了屋内一圈,发现女超人三人皆是深以为然的神色。 k smile really: „Mister, you know that our names, but I actually do not know that your names, let make me puzzle, can introduce?” k笑容更甚:“先生,你知道我们的名字,而我却不知道你们的名字,让令我非常困扰,能介绍一下吗？” „Hotel enters the room to register to write, my name was Jason, that side that was Clark, two were the passer-by and dragon embroidered costume.” “酒店入房登记上写着,我叫杰森,那边那位是克拉克,还有两个是路人和龙套。” „......” X2 “……”x2 The passers-by and dragon embroidered costumes flip the supercilious look, does not have many anything. 路人和龙套翻了翻白眼,却也没有多少什么。 Has not asked the truth, k thinks little, asked again: „Mr. Jason, can say where you from come, outside Earth, or other place?” 没有问出真话,k不以为意,再次问道:“杰森先生,能说说你们从哪来吗,地球外面,又或者别的地方？” „Answer I had just said that we return to...... the truth to tell you from the future now, our four will be Men in Black of future world, is responsible stowaway who will clean up the time to travel.” “答案我刚刚已经说过了,我们从未来返回现在……实话告诉你吧,我们四个是未来世界的黑衣人,负责清理时间旅行的偷渡客。” „Generally, to avoid probability disturbance, we will not devote on own initiative. This time is really helpless, the goal of stowaway is Milky Way, to guarantee normally in the future will not deviate the track, I must personally its revision.” “一般情况下,为了避免概率干扰,我们不会主动献身。这次实属无奈,偷渡客的目的就是银河系,为了确保正常的未来不会偏离轨道,我必须亲手将其修正。” The Luo Su lie opens the mouth comes, the story arranges is more vivid than j, is a little false, in the room no one believes. 罗素瞎话张口就来,故事编得比j还要生动,就是有点假,屋里没一个人相信。 j cannot bear baseless and irrational concoctions of Luo Su in his brain, spits the mortise: „like this mentioned, we later can work together, or were you my younger generation?” j受不了罗素在他脑子里胡编乱造,吐槽道:“这么说来,我们以后会是同事,又或者你还是我的晚辈？” „Is not, involves the time to travel, I and past future am hard to solve, if not because the headquarters have the memory restorer, I will definitely clean up your memories.” “是也不是,牵扯到时间旅行,我和过去未来已经纠缠不清,如果不是因为总部已经有了记忆恢复器,我肯定会把你们的记忆清理掉。” „Oh, the future memory exploder, really wants to experience.” j does not believe that this saying to be full of holes, if really Luo Su said, his entire journey is a passer-by, throws the headquarters Milky Way directly, not on all things ok. “哇哦,未来的记忆清除器,真想见识一下。”j不信,这话破绽百出,真如罗素所说,他全程做个路人,直接将银河系扔到总部,不就万事ok了。 „Because of the memory exploder with, will cause the detective to suffer from the sequela, future memory exploder long this......” “因为记忆清除器用多了,会导致探员患上后遗症,未来的记忆清除器长这样……” Luo Su shines the fist, selects the eyebrow to look to j: „What kind of, must try, so long as, can be clean your complete memory cleaning up.” 罗素亮了亮拳头,挑眉看向j:“怎么样,要不要试试,只要一下,就能把你全部的记忆清理干净。” „......” “……” „Mr. Jason, I believes you said real.” “杰森先生,我相信你说的都是真的。” k says, looked at Milky Way on tea table: „If illuminates you saying that whether we can take away Milky Way?” k接过话,看了眼茶几上的银河系:“如果照你所言,我们是不是可以拿走银河系？” „Naturally, incessantly is Milky Way, this cat you may also carry off. Suggested that you raise it in the headquarters, in the future many detectives too will leave job because of the working pressure greatly, from now on will raise some decompressions the small thing, could avoid all these.” “当然,不止是银河系,这只猫你们也可带走。建议你们将它养在总部,未来有很多探员因为工作压力太大而离职,从现在开始养一些解压的小玩意,或许能避免这一切。” Luo Su is saying, lifts the hand to place on the tea table the orange cat, advances in front of k together with Milky Way together. 罗素说着,抬手将橘猫放在茶几上,连同银河系一起推到k面前。 „......” X2 “……”x2 Looked at front Milky Way, j was swallowing several saliva continually, was too easy, did not fight one to take away, making him say directly inconceivable. 望着面前的银河系,j一连咽了好几次唾沫,太容易了,不打一架就直接拿走,让他直呼不可思议。 Before reaching an agreement saves the world, final is boss that must overthrow where at? 说好拯救世界之前,要打倒的最终boss在哪？ k is also the complexion transforms, the smart person wants is too many, felt cheats. k亦是脸色变换,聪明人想太多,觉得其中有诈。 „Evidently, you do not believe.” “看样子,你们还是不信。” Luo Su touches the chin: „I indeed am future Men in Black, the code name did not say that so as to avoid being snatched, in the future will be broken the head siht this code name, won that also overjoyed.” 罗素摸了摸下巴:“我的确是未来的黑衣人,代号就不说了,免得被人抢注,未来连siht这种代号都被打破了头,打赢了的那个还欢天喜地。” „......” “……” k and j have not spoken, is unemotional, listening to Luo Su to continue to blow. k和j没说话,皆是面无表情,听着罗素继续吹。 „Does not have the means that will not put out the past future truth, you will not believe.” Luo Su smiles, the back feed two people, has framed finally on j. “没办法,不拿出点过去未来的真相,你们是不会相信了。”罗素嘿嘿一笑,在两人身上来回扫过,最终定格在了j身上。 „, I do not want to know that in the future had anything, please do not arrange...... tells me.” “呃,我不想知道未来发生了什么,请不要编……告诉我。” „That said the past matter.” “那就说说过去的事。” Luo Su starts to disclose: „The j detective, you have not intertwined k to eliminate your memory, I can the truth tell you, has, and more than once.” 罗素开始爆料:“j探员,你不是一直纠结k有没有清除过你的记忆么,我可以实话告诉你,有,而且不止一次。” „What!?” “what！？” j looks angrily at k, no matter Luo Su really said is false, he believes, he has thought oneself memory had been fudged by k. j怒视k,不管罗素说得是真是假,他信了,他一直认为自己的记忆被k动过手脚。 „Before you enter the duty, is several days before, the k detective flashes through your one time,...... I think again before, seemingly was in 1969, was too cruel, at that time you were a child, he did not fear you brain tumor.” “在你入职之前,也就是前几天,k探员才闪过你一次,再之前……我想想,貌似是1969年,太残忍了,那时你还是个孩子,他也不怕你得脑癌。” „K! What don't you want to say?” “k！你就不想说点什么吗？” „Does not think.” “不想。” k like the dead dog, actually flusters one batch steadily at heart, a little believes that Luo Su was the time traveller, because he believes firmly very much, at that time no one presented. k稳如死狗,心里却慌得一批,有点相信罗素是个时间旅行者了,因为他很确信,当时没人在场。 „Now was one's turn you, does the k detective, how we chat...... that o detective? In your surface is the colleague, because there is a stipulation unable to be in love, therefore in secret......” “现在轮到你了,k探员,我们来聊聊……那位o探员怎么样？你们表面上是同事,因为有规定不能谈恋爱,所以私底下……” „Coughs!” “咳咳咳！” k gripped the fist to cough continually several, this made nearby j extremely discontented, seeing the plot must advance **, did the court eunuch want the bit suddenly? k握住拳头一连咳嗽了好几声,这让旁边的j非常不满,眼瞅着剧情要推进到**了,突然太监是要刀片吗？ „Did Mr. Luo Su, you say real? I know the o detective, but she is an old woman......” “罗素先生,你说得都是真的？我知道o探员,可她已经是个老女人……” j is delighted, looked that to k that the side likes a cat on hot bricks, teased: „Sorry, the partner, I almost forgot, you were also an old man.” j眉飞色舞,看向身边局促不安的k,调侃道:“抱歉,搭档,我差点忘了,你也是个老男人了。” „Also wants to listen, for example that evening, what did they have in London?” “还想听吗,比如说那晚,他们在伦敦发生了些什么？” „Said quickly, what had?” the j interest to/clashes, must say that this he may be enthusiastic. “快说说,发生了什么？”j兴致冲冲,要说这个他可就来劲了。 „What has not happened, that we played a night of dart late, to the dawn...... this, the ordinary colleague relates.” “什么也没有发生,那晚我们玩了一夜飞镖,一直到天亮……就这样,普通同事关系。” k takes up Milky Way on tea table, sees Luo Su not to respond, forces in the j bosom the orange cat, dragging him to walk toward the room outside quickly. k一把抄起茶几上的银河系,见罗素没有反应,将橘猫塞进j怀里,拖着他快步朝屋外走去。 „K, do you do, I must remain, the story just started!” “k,你干什么,我要留下来,故事才刚刚开始！” j wants to remain to listen to a Luo Su lecture of story, what content is unimportant, studies a history. j很想留下来听罗素讲故事,什么内容不重要,就是学点历史。 Out of the door, k the j advancement corridor, closes the door conveniently, after relation headquarters, enters the elevator. 门外,k将j推进走廊,随手将房门关上,联系总部之后进入电梯。 „K, you cannot like this, dodge my twice matter I not to investigate why does not make me listen the story......” “k,你不能这样,闪了我两次的事情我都没追究,为什么不让我把故事听……” ! 咔嚓！ (?) (?) The ray flashes, j stops to talk endlessly, both eyes are blurredly in-situ. 光芒一闪,j停下喋喋不休,双目迷离愣在原地。 k takes down the sunglasses, steady such as the old dog remembers for its compilation: „You anything had not just heard, I have not eliminated your memory, was only the ordinary colleague relates with the o detective, takes the thing to walk, was like this is simple.” k将墨镜取下,稳如老狗为其编写记忆:“你刚刚什么也没听到,我没有清除过你的记忆,和o探员也只是普通同事关系,拿了东西就走,就是这么简单。” ...... …… In the room, the female Superman doubts said: „Therefore, since your like this hands over easily Milky Way, why doesn't send to the Men in Black headquarters directly?” 房间内,女超人疑惑道:“所以,既然你这么容易就把银河系交出去,为什么不直接送去黑衣人总部？” Seeing the acquaintance wants to sexually harass! 看到熟人想调戏一下！ This saying cannot say, says female Superman also to ask east asks the west, Luo Su does not want to lie, does to the current situation to compel, has no alternative, proficiently saying: „To prevent among mission careless mistake, I first step snatches Milky Way, and got rid of insect clan assassin, after all we join the plot time, already late one step.” 这话不能说,说出来女超人又会问东问西,罗素不想说谎,奈何时势所迫,不得已而为之,熟练道:“为了防止任务中间出纰漏,我先一步抢到银河系,并干掉了虫族杀手,毕竟我们加入剧情的时候,已经晚了一步。” „This I know, therefore?” “这个我知道,所以呢？” „Happiness comes too easily, the person will not treasure well, lets their a while with trepidation, will understand the Earth peace difficultly.” “幸福来得太容易,人就不会好好珍惜,让他们提心吊胆一会儿,才会明白地球和平有多艰难。” „This?” “就这样？” „Un!” “嗯！” The Luo Su complexion is serious, no matter female Superman does believe that this is his reason, kills does not change. 罗素面色严肃,不管女超人信不信,这就是他的理由,打死不改。 Female Superman was half believing and half doubting, got used to seeing the Luo Su flickering person, now he speaks each time, female Superman only believed half. 女超人将信将疑,看惯了罗素忽悠人,现在每次他说话,女超人都只信一半。 This half were called the punctuation! 这一半叫标点符号！ Female Superman does not believe that the Duan Xinlan letter/believes, that ‚came happily too easily, the person will not treasure well’, more product more had the flavor, pondering over this is being her life portrayal, so long as she tried hard not to give up, Luo Su the meeting little darling will lie down sooner or later. 女超人不信,段心兰信了,那句‘幸福来得太容易,人就不会好好珍惜’,越品越有味道,琢磨着这就是她的人生写照,只要她努力不放弃,罗素早晚会乖乖躺好。 Skids the corner? 撬墙角？ Does not exist, this has not married! 不存在的,这不还没结婚吗！