The Deadpool character bracelet, the thought is active, on frequently one second and next second not in a channel. 死侍性格跳脱,思维活跃,经常上一秒和下一秒不在一个频道。 Luo Su and he is together for several days, summarizes some EXP gradually, publishes this book the words, «How probably is by with stupid Living together in peace and harmony». 罗素和他相处几天,渐渐总结出一些经验,出本书的话,大概就是《论如何与沙雕和睦相处》。 With the Deadpool example, this nervous may be never peaceful, over 30 seconds did not speak, are definitely suppressing any bad idea. 拿死侍举例,这个神经质永远不可能安静下来,超过30秒不说话,肯定是在憋什么坏点子。 Causes Deadpool to act like a madman, not the right occupation primary cause , because he knows that oneself is a virtual character, depends the body of not dying, ridicules daily thinks the real super hero and villain. 造成死侍疯疯癫癫、没个正行的主要原因,是因为他知道自己是个虚拟人物,仗着不死之身,日常奚落自以为真实的超级英雄和反派。 The world all are drunk I to awake alone! 世人皆醉我独醒！ He thinks that anything makes anything, does not care about the vision of bystander completely, lives to the utmost natural. 他想到什么就做什么,完全不顾及外人的眼光,活得极尽潇洒。 Naturally, this is Deadpool to own view, in bystander opinion, he is out-and-out chatterbox stupid. 当然,这是死侍对自己的看法,在外人看来,他就是一个不折不扣的话痨沙雕。 Let Deadpool shut up is impossible, Luo Su adopts to flatter the strategy, making him fall into self-intoxicated. The effect is very tangible, Luo Su flattered one every time, Deadpool can the complacent five minutes, during this period, he for the personal image, will shut up to install the aloof generally. 让死侍闭嘴是不可能的,罗素采取吹捧策略,让他陷入自我陶醉。效果很明显,罗素每吹捧一句,死侍就能洋洋得意五分钟,在这期间,他为了个人形象,一般都会闭嘴装高冷。 Said Deadpool, said Spider-Man Parker again! 说完死侍,再来说说蜘蛛侠帕克！ The small spider lived recently very merrily, because his shed fate rescues, is mainly the status exposition, Mary Jian chooses to become a girlfriend of super hero. 小蜘蛛最近活得非常快活,因为他的舍命相救,主要是身份暴露,玛丽・简选择成为了一名超级英雄的女朋友。 Because sounds very cool! 因为听起来很酷！ The son of newspaper office boss has bad luck, was wedding day's, the relatives and friends were filled with the church, finally the bride ran...... 报社老板的儿子倒了血霉,婚礼当天,亲朋好友坐满了教堂,结果新娘子跑了…… Parker not like this thinks, knew Mary Jian gave up the superior life, rather the escaping marriage must in the same place, be happy the heart to melt. 帕克不这么想,得知玛丽・简放弃了优越的生活,宁可逃婚也要和自己在一起,幸福得心都融化了。 At this moment, two people support in the worn-out studio apartment, Parker felt that the life has reached the peak, the gloomy mood sweeps away. The sky was also blue, the water was also green, the freckle on Mary Jian face was more beautiful than before. 这一刻,两人在破旧的单身公寓相拥,帕克感觉人生已经达到了巅峰,阴郁的心情一扫而空。天也蓝了,水也绿了,就连玛丽・简脸上的雀斑都比以前更美了。 What a pity, under the beautiful love, is ambushing a fatal crisis. 可惜,美好的爱情之下,潜伏着一个致命危机。 Parker was exerted ‚ability to be bigger, responsibility is bigger’ the curse by the uncle, his sense of responsibility is unable to neglect people who need to save, he offered the duty to New York, rare personal time. 帕克被叔叔施加了‘能力越大、责任越大’的诅咒,他的责任心无法忽视需要拯救的人们,他将自己义务奉献给了纽约,少有私人时间。 This means that Parker is very busy every day, is busy attacking the criminal, is busy the disaster rescue, is busy looking for the new concurrent job, does not have the time to accompany Mary Jian. 这意味着帕克每天都很忙,忙着打击罪犯,忙着抢险救灾,忙着找新兼职,就是没时间陪玛丽・简。 Except that the free photographers of newspaper office can bring an income of negligible to him, his whole body, removes the house rent, may be called the stony broke, is better than the tramp. 除了报社的自由摄影师能给他带来一点微末的收入,他全身上下,去掉房租,堪称身无分文,也就比流浪汉好一点。 The reality is very brutal, the material basis decision energetic will, the pledge of eternal love really cannot compare a green paper. 现实很残酷,物质基础决定精神意志,山盟海誓真的比不上一张绿纸。 When being in love period ended, Mary Jian with astonishment discovered, the girlfriend of super hero is unimposing, even also compels very much painstakingly. Under since her with Parker, ate on did not have, in the daily life has been paying out of money, the candlelight dinner, cosmetics and name brand hold/container hold/container, the jewelry clothes do not have entirely. 当热恋期结束,玛丽・简惊愕地发现,超级英雄的女朋友一点也不威风,甚至还很苦逼。自从她跟了帕克,吃了上顿没下顿,日常生活中一直在倒贴钱,烛光晚餐、化妆品、名牌包包、首饰衣服通通都没有。 This might as well and son marriage of newspaper office boss, at least the newspaper office bosses are capable of holding the red oneself daughter-in-law...... 这还不如和报社老板的儿结婚,至少报社老板有能力捧红自己的儿媳妇…… But now, newspaper office bosses, because escaping wedding face countenance irrelevant, hates to the marrow of the bones about Mary Jian, every day publishes taunting of half plate, making the acting career that she just showed improvement after illness return the trough. 而现在,报社老板因为逃婚事件颜面无关,对玛丽・简恨之入骨,每天都刊登半个板块的冷嘲热讽,让她刚有起色的演艺生涯重新回到了低谷。 Mary Jian wind comments to be killed, the powder transfers the road, path turned black, no one is willing to watch her performance. The theater boss for money Tu, held an rookie, dismissed her conveniently. 玛丽・简风评被害,粉转路,路转黑,没人愿意看她的表演。剧院老板为了钱途,捧了个新人,顺手将她辞了。 After being unemployed, Mary Jian reexamines, love and enterprise actually which importance? 失业了之后,玛丽・简重新审视自己,爱情和事业究竟哪个重要？ Said simply, Parker and money which importance? 说简单点,帕克和钱哪个重要？ Mary Jian thinks deeply about the moment, then Parker was lovelorn! 玛丽・简思索片刻,然后帕克就失恋了！ What is vexed, is his good friend Harry love, did not know the coincidence, Harry's girlfriend also called Mary Jian! 更糟心的是,他的好朋友哈利恋爱了,不知道是不是巧合,哈利的女友也叫玛丽・简！ Parker such as was struck by lightning, feeling it was also black, the water was also muddy, the freckle on Mary Jian face were more than before. 帕克如遭雷击,感觉天也黑了,水也浑了,就连玛丽・简脸上的雀斑都比以前更多了。 The unfavorable situation on love is only on the one hand, Parker's the road of super hero is not smooth, over the two days New York presented Robber Sandman who can hit. 爱情上的失利只是一方面,帕克的超级英雄之路也不顺利,这两天纽约出现了一个非常能打的抢劫犯-沙人。 Parker is completely not an opponent, then, he ran into incarnation small Green Goblin Harry again, the latter announced honestly, robs Mary Jian, for retaliates him. 帕克完全不是对手,再然后,他遇到了化身小绿魔的哈利,后者坦诚公布,抢走玛丽・简,为的就是报复他。 Small Green Goblin Harry makes Parker not need to worry, because his useless real sentiment, was greasy after a period of time, will throw off Mary Jian. 小绿魔哈利让帕克不用担心,因为他没用真感情,过段时间腻了,就会把玛丽・简甩掉。 Parker mentality imbalance, indignant shakes the fist, then...... lost! 帕克心态失衡,愤而挥拳,然后……又输了！ The enterprise of super hero suffers setbacks, the work of free photographer also follows to fizzle out, because wallowed the love a while ago, the selfie according to is perfunctory illegibly, the newspaper office bosses recruited a professional photographer newly, specifically is responsible for the Spider-Man sector. 超级英雄的事业受挫,自由摄影师的工作也跟着告吹,因为前段时间沉迷恋爱,自拍照潦草敷衍,报社老板新招了一个专业摄影师,专门负责蜘蛛侠的版块。 In fact, Parker is Spider-Man, how even if the selfie according to is perfunctory again, is the entire New York best lens. 事实上,帕克就是蜘蛛侠,哪怕自拍照再怎么敷衍,也是全纽约最好的镜头。 The newspaper office bosses fired Parker , because knows the girlfriend of Parker name was Mary Jian, was too skillful, the daughter-in-law of his escaping marriage also called Mary Jian, two people returned look the same, how this let the newspaper office bosses to endure. 报社老板之所以炒了帕克,是因为知道帕克的女朋友叫玛丽・简,太巧了,他逃婚的儿媳妇也叫玛丽・简,两人还长得一模一样,这让报社老板如何能忍。 Parker lost the work, Spider-Man the can be victorious villain, calls informs Harry's sinister intention Mary Jian, was hung up directly, if the heart the dying embers, lie down in the studio apartment very corpse. 帕克丢了工作,蜘蛛侠又打不过反派,打电话给玛丽・简告知哈利的险恶用心,被直接挂断,心若死灰,躺在单身公寓挺尸。 Supports the Parker strong power only, is his uncle's that curse, ‚ability is bigger, the responsibility is bigger’, he cannot drop down, the New York residents need him. 唯一支撑帕克坚强的动力,是他叔叔的那句诅咒,‘能力越大,责任越大’,他不能倒下,纽约市民需要他。 Peter Parker is not a hero, he lives for others, is one is fettered the slave in New York! 彼得・帕克不是英雄,他为别人而活,是一个被束缚在纽约的奴隶！ One group of dark liquids climb the window following the sewer pipe, moves little to Parker of bed straightening up corpse, is the venom. 一团黑乎乎的液体顺着下水管道爬进窗户,一点点挪向床上挺尸的帕克,是毒液。 A while ago, the venom to avoid Luo Su, went into the wilderness, met by luck followed the meteorite to descend another group of venom on Earth, both sides swallowed to slaughter, finally fused together. 前段时间,毒液为了躲避罗素,跑到荒郊野外,侥幸遇到了跟随陨石降落在地球上的另一团毒液,双方吞噬厮杀,最终融为一体。 The ability large scale strengthening, the venom is fully-confident, returns to New York to look for the gathering place, how Luo Su punches it, how it must collect. 能力大幅度强化,毒液信心百倍,返回纽约找场子,罗素怎么揍它,它就要怎么凑回去。 A how pure child! 多么单纯的一个孩子！ Parker hears near the ear alarm bell, awakens from the deep sleep, the subconsciousness runs out of the window to save others, finally just jumped down the building, felt the change. 帕克听到耳边的警铃,从沉睡中惊醒,下意识冲出窗户去救人,结果刚跳下楼,就感觉到了变化。 Strengthen! 变强了！ Spider-Man games clothes was dyed the black somehow, simultaneously brings, continuous strength. Parker felt own present super, is almost omnipotent, has seen the strongest person compared with him, is Luo Su, but also is powerful. 蜘蛛侠衣不知何故被染成了黑色,同时带来的,还有源源不断的力量。帕克感觉自己现在超级强,几乎无所不能,比他见过最强的人,也就是罗素,还要强大。 The powerful strength multiplied the darkness of Parker, or the venom glued on the dark side of Deadpool innermost feelings Parker, he put on black uniform, chose shook the fist for oneself. 强大的力量滋生了帕克内心的黑暗,或者说,毒液把死侍内心的阴暗面粘贴到了帕克身上,他穿着黑色制服,选择了为自己而挥拳。 The first taking a beating buddy is Harry, this goods observe the commitment, Mary Jian just brought in the mansion two days, was invited. 第一个挨揍的哥们儿是哈利,这货信守承诺,玛丽・简刚搬进豪宅两天,就被请了出去。 Harry located with Mary Jian before after a period of time, knows that the opposite party is not suitable to be the wife , to continue the predestined affinity again purely for disgusting Parker. 哈利以前和玛丽・简处过一段时间,知道对方不适合做老婆,再续前缘纯粹是为了恶心帕克一下。 Actually Harry is at this moment puzzled, he treasures with Parker's friendship, hated Spider-Man to kill own father, used the crooked brain in a dilemma. 其实哈利此刻非常纠结,他珍惜和帕克的友情,又痛恨蜘蛛侠杀了自己的父亲,进退两难才动了歪脑筋。 A war ended, Parker obtains the venom to strengthen, Harry is completely not an opponent, was hung to hit by Parker entire journey, finally disfigures one's face under the pumpkin bomb. 一场大战结束,帕克得到毒液强化,哈利完全不是对手,被帕克全程吊打,最后在南瓜炸弹下毁了容。 Following the battle, Parker realized that is not a little wonderful, the black fights the clothes to make him crazy, and is full of the aggressivity, therefore its lock. 战斗结束后,帕克意识到有点不妙,黑色战衣令他疯狂且充满攻击性,于是将其锁了起来。 Next day, the police authorities feed in the news, person who kills Uncle Parker, is actually Sandman. 第二天,警局传回消息,杀死帕克叔叔的人,其实是沙人。 Angry Parker puts on the venom to fight the clothes, the way of almost kills by mistreatment, washed away Sandman with the water current. 愤怒的帕克穿上毒液战衣,以几乎虐杀的方式,用水流冲毁了沙人。 The big enmity must report, comfort that Parker could not say, before he never killed people, but...... he thinks that now Luo Su said right, coped with the wicked party should not show mercy. 大仇得报,帕克心里说不出的舒坦,以前他从不杀人,但现在……他觉得罗素说得对,对付恶党就不该手下留情。 Parker decides to lay down the burden, attempts to live for oneself, the dark side multiplies healthy, his makings change quite the same as, is not fearing the hand to fear the foot as before, attacked the photojournalist who robs his rice bowl, making the opposite party become the target of universal detestation in the photography. 帕克决定放下包袱,尝试着为自己而活,黑暗面滋生茁壮,他的气质浑然大变,不在像以前一样畏手畏脚,打击了抢走他饭碗的摄影记者,让对方在摄影业成了过街老鼠。 Worked! 工作回来了！ Parker in line with hoarding as a rare commodity the truth, the sell dear selfie photo, gained USD ruthlessly, bought an actor to oneself, but also changed a charming hairstyle. 帕克本着奇货可居的道理,高价出售自拍照,狠狠赚了一笔美刀,给自己置办了一身行头,还换了一个帅气的发型。 The new modeling then leads very high, Parker turns into the bad child from the bookworm, the bursting that in addition the strength rise brings was self-confident, received many female passer-by ambiguous making eyes. 新造型回头率很高,帕克从书呆子变成坏孩子,加上实力提升带来的爆棚自信,收到了不少女路人暧昧的飞眼。 Before placing, the female personal connection and Parker are uninterested, he carries a torch for neighbor goddess Mary Jian wholeheartedly! 放在以前,女人缘和帕克毫无关系,他一心单恋邻家女神玛丽・简！ „Or, do I look for Mary Jian again?” Parker muttered, remembering Mary Jian now is single, decided that tried one's luck again. “要不,我再去找玛丽・简？”帕克喃喃自语,想起玛丽・简现在是单身,决定再去碰碰运气。 Scoffs!! 嗤啦！！ A Cadillac of extended version stops in the roadside, the driver gets out to open the vehicle door, the Parker seeing that hurried make way, because he blocked the road. 一辆加长版的凯迪拉克停在路边,司机下车打开车门,帕克见状急忙闪开,因为他挡住路了。 Although self-confidence explosive table, but he hung the silk time to be long, the habits and behaviors did not say that changed to change. 虽说自信心爆表,但他吊丝时间久了,行为习惯不是说改就能改的。 After the vehicle door opens, and no one gets out, an arm stretched out to incur: „Parker, boards!” 车门打开之后,并没有人下车,一只手臂伸出招了招:“帕克,上车！” In the car(riage) is Luo Su and Deadpool, Cadillac is rents, in addition, Luo Su spent 30 ten thousand USD, and Deadpool added a low key to be reserved to oneself and actor of local tyrant gold/metal. 车里是罗素和死侍,凯迪拉克是租来的,除此之外,罗素花了30万美刀,给自己和死侍添了一身低调内敛和土豪金的行头。 Refers to Luo Su low-key reserved, he wears the style ordinary sportswear, seems like has no difference from the clothing that 100 mix to build, only then being able to judge the quality of goods talent knows, he is very from beginning to end expensive. 低调内敛指的是罗素,他身穿样式普通的休闲服,看起来和一百块混搭的服饰没啥区别,只有识货人才知道,他从头到尾真的很贵。 Luo Su is low-key, the local tyrant gold/metal can only be Deadpool, this goods big gold chain small watch, sunglasses cigar and fur, full nouveau riche countenance. 罗素低调内敛,土豪金就只能是死侍了,这货大金链子小手表,墨镜雪茄和皮草,十足的暴发户嘴脸。 Deadpool outside own red black uniform, wrapped a Elvis's opening chest white suit with, but also very evil encircled sable wool on the neck. 死侍在自己的红黑色制服外,套了一件猫王同款的敞胸白色西装,还很恶俗的在脖子上围了一圈貂毛。 „Does Mr. Luo Su, you...... look for me?” Parker swallowed a saliva ruthlessly, his whole life has not been Cadillac of lengthening, touches does not dare to touch, during the spoken languages is constrained. “罗素先生,你……找我？”帕克狠狠咽了口唾沫,他这辈子都没做过加长的凯迪拉克,摸都不敢摸,言语之间非常拘束。 Luo Su narrows the eye to sweep the Parker neckband, sees black Spider-Man uniform, shows a faint smile: „Boards, I and Wade come the safe/without matter idly, did the yacht party, wants to invite you to participate together.” 罗素眯着眼睛扫过帕克领口,看到黑色的蜘蛛侠制服,微微一笑:“上车,我和韦德闲来无事,搞了个游艇派对,想邀请你一起参加。” Parker has a mind to reject, but to Luo Su look, cannot help but seated in the car(riage). 帕克有心拒绝,但对上罗素的眼神,还是不由自主坐进了车里。 Parker sits respectfully, cannot unshackle not to dare to breathe the atmosphere, only thought that the extended version Cadillac space is big, leather good soft, Deadpool good stupid! 帕克正襟危坐,放不开手脚连大气都不敢喘,只觉得加长版凯迪拉克空间好大、皮革好软、死侍好沙雕！ „Can Parker, come with the cigar?” “帕克,要来跟雪茄吗？” Deadpool unties the fur on neck, reveals more than ten gold chains of different sizes, then turns on the cigar box, pulls out the long blade from the buttocks, reduces two round heads, was away from the mask ignition to pull out. 死侍解开脖子上的皮草,露出十几根粗细不等的金链子,而后打开雪茄盒,从屁股后面抽出长刀,砍掉两个圆头,隔着面罩点火抽了起来。 Parker: „......” 帕克:“……” „No joking, Wade, you scared Parker.” The Luo Su chuckle made noise, cuts a cigar to give Parker. “别闹了,韦德,你把帕克吓坏了。”罗素轻笑出声,剪了一根雪茄递给帕克。 Parker became flushed the face, quickly shakes the head: „Mr. Luo Su, I do not smoke.” 帕克涨红了脸,急忙摇头:“罗素先生,我不抽烟。” „Taking, making you pull out, you pull out.” “拿着,让你抽,你就抽。” „!” “哦！” Parker lights a cigar with effort, because will not smoke, just attracted one to cough fiercely. 帕克费力点燃一根雪茄,因为不会抽烟,刚吸一口就剧烈咳嗽起来。 Luo Su takes out one bottle of red wines from the refrigerator, sympathized poured one cup to him, this made Parker quickly swing begins: „Thanks,...... I......, do not drink!” 罗素从冰柜里取出一瓶红酒,体贴给他倒了一杯,这让帕克急忙摇起了头:“谢谢,咳咳……我不……咳咳,喝酒！” „Did not drink even, in any case was not the nice wine, 5000 USD one bottles, I did not like this type of inexpensive liquor water.” “不喝就算了,反正也不是什么好酒,才5000美刀一瓶,我也不喜欢这种廉价酒水。” Luo Su chuckle did not care at all, received the cigar that Parker not had the good fortune to enjoy something, threw in the red wine glass conveniently, this made Parker stare the circle the eye, felt that Luo Su extinguished the smoke the posture to be good to lead. 罗素轻笑一声毫不在意,接过帕克无福消受的雪茄,随手扔在了红酒杯中,这一幕让帕克瞪圆了眼睛,感觉罗素灭烟的姿势好帅。 At this time, the Deadpool orchid fingers are pinching the cigar, on a say/way the stance of big shot, said: „Parker, you thinks that the suit adds the leather shoes, smears 1 gel, combs slanting bangs again, can fish the younger sister?” 这时,死侍兰花指捏着雪茄,一副道上大佬的姿态,开口说道:“帕克,你以为西装加皮鞋,抹上一点发胶,再梳个斜刘海,就能钓到妹子了？” „......” “……” Parker was shaken the eye to hurt by the gold chain, lowers the head does not dare to speak, at this moment, Deadpool is the giant in soul. 帕克被金链子晃得眼疼,低着头不敢说话,这一刻,死侍是灵魂上的巨人。 „Wade, no joking, now several : 00?” “韦德,别闹了,现在几点了？” „Wait, I look.” “等等,我看一下。” Deadpool is saying, opens the suit white sleeves, on the right wrist is hanging more than ten sparking watches, he looked at the long time, hit an own head fiercely: „What a bad memory I have, I almost forgot, is the right hand the European time zone, the left hand is the Asian time zone, Oceania in...... is coming in most...... right leg or the left leg of American? Damn, my tm like this is how rich!” 死侍说着,拉开西装白色衣袖,右手腕上挂着十几块闪亮的手表,他看了半晌,猛地打了一下自己的脑袋:“瞧我这记性,我差点忘了,右手是欧洲时区,左手是亚洲时区,大洋洲在最中间……美洲在……右腿还是左腿来着？该死,我tm怎么这么有钱！” Parker: „......” 帕克:“……” Deadpool strokes the trouser legs coverings, first is the left leg, is the right leg, finally on the right ankle, from more than ten outside and inside, found the New York time. 死侍捋起裤腿,先是左腿,再是右腿,终于在右脚腕上,从十几块表里,找到了纽约时间。 Parker: „......” 帕克:“……” ----- ----- Has hegemon ‚came to read the genuine reward, in addition will make up’ in the next two days! 有盟主‘还是过来看正版了’的打赏,加更明后天补上！