AE :: Volume #15 我讨厌死侍

#604: The waiters, you really look like the villain very much


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Clang! 锵! The long blade comes out of the sheath! 长刀出鞘! Doctor Octopus hears sound looked to Luo Su, the dual spears/pistols adds the modeling to remind him of some not happy memory, because teasing of Deadpool compared with presence way, he did not have first to recognize Luo Su. 章鱼博士闻声看向罗素,双枪加单刀的造型让他想起了一些不愉快的记忆,因为死侍的逗比出场方式,他没有第一时间认出罗素 This cannot blame him, the inertia thought of person is this, the birds of a feather flock together like attracts like, the subconsciousness thinks that the stupid friend encircles is stupid. May prove likewise, Deadpool such stupid, can with he collects basically also be stupid. 这也不能怪他,人的惯性思维就是这样,物以类聚人以群分,下意识认为沙雕的朋友圈都是沙雕。同理可证,死侍这样的沙雕,能和他凑一起的基本也是沙雕 But performance of Luo Su on train, not stupid! 罗素在列车上的表现,可一点也不沙雕 „Who are you?” “你们是什么人?” X-Force!” x特攻队!” The Luo Su some distortions of sound under the mask, the instance of vision to Doctor Octopus, both hands grasps the blade to lift in the top of the head, before one step treads, chops layer on layer/heavily. 罗素的声音在面罩下有些变形,目光对上章鱼博士的瞬间,双手握刀举在头顶,一步踏前重重劈下。 The gorgeous blade glow extends, changes to the colossus that the visual effect shocks, suddenly arrives in the Doctor Octopus top of the head. 绚丽的刀芒延伸,化作视觉效果震撼的庞然大物,眨眼之间降临在章鱼博士头顶。 Ding! 叮! Two metal tentacle cross battens keep off, the spark jumps shoots, the first tentacle breaks accordingly, the second tentacle also cut off half by the blade glow. after the electric current, this mechanical tentacle was incapable weak in the Doctor Octopus body side. 两条金属触手交叉格挡,火花迸射,第一条触手应声而断,第二条触手也被刀芒砍断了一半。滋滋电流过后,这条机械触手无力瘫软在了章鱼博士身侧。 „” “啊啊啊” Breaks the pain of arm to make Doctor Octopus call out pitifully again and again, sends the tree top to be soaked by the sweat, the sunglasses fall, revealing fully is panic-stricken both eyes. 断臂之痛让章鱼博士惨叫连连,发梢被汗水浸透,太阳眼镜滑落,露出了满是惊恐的双目。 Is you! You were on that day train......” Doctor Octopus is staggering the retreat, the bullet wound of shoulder and thigh pains, recalls the fear that once struggled weak. “是你!你是那天列车上的……”章鱼博士踉跄着后退,肩膀和腿部的枪伤隐隐作痛,回忆起了曾经无力挣扎的恐惧。 I!” “还有我!” severely in him resounds behind, Deadpool grasped the double blade to clash, a team member move made into half boss remnantly, was the team leader, he must take the head/number of people. 一声厉喝在他身后响起,死侍手握双刀冲了过来,队员一招把boss打成半残,身为队长,他必须拿下人头。 Does not have the increasing luck that the venom brings, the Deadpool battle efficiency to slide all-around, Doctor Octopus brandishes a mechanical tentacle to sweep, when Deadpool jumps flashes through, fiercely Parker threw. 没有毒液带来的增福,死侍的战斗力全方位下滑,章鱼博士挥舞一根机械触手扫过,在死侍跃起闪过的时候,猛地把帕克扔了过去。 Looks the small spider that comes, Deadpool quickly throws down the double blade, two open the exposed broad chest. 看着迎面而来的小蜘蛛,死侍急忙丢下双刀,两手张开敞露宽阔的胸膛。 Buzz ying!!” “嗡嘤!!” Deadpool achieved wishes to catch Parker, two people fall to roll the bottle gourd, after stopping, turned into Parker to knee down, but Deadpool was incapable of lying down in his arms delicately. 死侍如愿以偿接住帕克,两人摔成地滚葫芦,停下之后,变成了帕克单膝跪地,而死侍则娇弱无力躺在了他怀里。 Deadpool puts out a hand to caress in Parker chest, is charmingly angry: Parker, if this is the dream, do not let me wake!” 死侍伸手在帕克胸膛一抚,娇嗔道:“帕克,如果这是梦,千万别让我醒过来!” „......” “……” Parker lifted the hand to throw Deadpool, first looked, Luo Su has cut off the octopus tentacle completely, the butcher knife lifted up high, the next second was Doctor Octopus dies an untimely death at the scene. 帕克抬手将死侍扔了出去,偏头一看,罗素已经将章鱼触手全部斩断,屠刀高举,下一秒就是章鱼博士横死当场。 Mr. Luo Su, do not kill him!!” 罗素先生,不要杀他!!” Parker both hands ejection spider's silk, sticks to Doctor Octopus when the crucial moment, towed from the cutting edge him. 帕克双手弹射蛛丝,在千钧一发之际粘住章鱼博士,将他从刀口拖了出来。 Luo Su had not planned to cut, danced a tool mark, receives the blade to sheathe charming, cold sound said: Parker, Doctor Octopus and his experiment are very dangerous, should kill by the never recurring trouble.” 罗素本来就没打算砍下去,舞了个刀花,帅气收刀入鞘,冷声道:“帕克,章鱼博士和他的实验很危险,应该杀了以绝后患。” Doctor...... the doctor he......” the Parker puzzled moment, thinks of an appropriate reason: We need the doctor to close the equipment, leaves alone, the entire New York will be affected.” “博士……博士他……”帕克纠结片刻,想到一个合适的理由:“我们需要博士来关闭设备,放任不管,整个纽约都会受到波及。” Without him, the test installation can also close!” “没有他,实验设备也能关闭!” Luo Su lifts up high single-handed, outside the bell tower theater transmits the thundering loud sound, in the Parker dumbfounded line of sight, the giant palm tearing ceiling that two water splash compose. 罗素单手高举,钟楼剧院外传来轰鸣巨响,在帕克目瞪口呆的视线中,两只水花组成的巨大手掌撕裂天花板。 The metal crossbeam twists the bread twist, the Ironhide scrap paper bumps broken, two big hands depress, play the mud to open two halves the theater equally, then holds the thermonuclear fusion test reactor to sink to New York Dong River. 金属横梁扭曲成麻花,铁皮废纸般一碰就破,两只大手压下,玩泥巴一样将剧院拆成两半,然后抱着热核聚变试验堆沉入纽约东河。 Gurgle!” “咕嘟!” The Parker dry tread focuses, a throat eye heat, swallowed a saliva not to see to change for the better. 帕克干巴巴蹬着眼,喉咙眼儿热得慌,咽了口唾沫也不见好转。 The Doctor Octopus a little wishful thinking, this thorough was honest, sits cross-legged to sit on the ground does not dare to move. As for Mary Jian, the entire journey wind treble, eardrum assassin does not raise. 章鱼博士本来还有点小心思,这一下彻底老实了,盘膝坐在地上不敢动。至于玛丽・简,全程飙高音,耳膜杀手不提也罢。 Waiter, this is not right!” Deadpool slides to Luo Su side, listening to the tone to be very discontented. “伙计,这不对啊!”死侍溜到罗素身边,听语气很不满。 What's wrong, not during plan?” “怎么了,不都在计划之中吗?” Ha!?” “哈!?” Deadpool was angry, compels to give Luo Su to install, this calculates that what planned? 死侍大怒,逼都给罗素装了,这算哪门子计划? Luo Su said: According to team leader your plan, you attracts the attention of Doctor Octopus, and is responsible for saving Parker, I take the opportunity to attack Doctor Octopus, very perfect coordination.” 罗素缓缓道来:“按照队长你的计划,你吸引章鱼博士的注意,并负责救下帕克,我借机攻击章鱼博士,很完美的配合。” „......” “……” Is this, don't I know? 是这样吗,我怎么不知道? Right, is this, your performance is good, I do not respond with the anticipation to you in vain.” Deadpool coughs lightly, goes forward one step in Parker front stiff wainscot. “没错,就是这样,你的表现还不错,不枉我对你报以期待。”死侍轻咳一声,上前一步在帕克面前挺直腰板。 Comes boasts me quickly! 快来夸我! Luo Su puts out a hand to hold down the face of Deadpool, advances one side him, said to Parker: Equipment has cooled, Doctor Octopus allows the hidden danger is too big, god knows can his which day experiment again, for the safety of New York residents, killed him!” 罗素伸手按住死侍的脸,将他推到一边,对帕克说道:“设备已经冷却,章鱼博士留着隐患太大,天知道他哪天会不会再进行试验,为了纽约市民的生命安全,还是杀了他吧!” Wait!” “等等!” Parker puts out a hand to keep off in front of Doctor Octopus, hurried up being sweating profusely: You are the super hero, the murder...... after all are not good, might as well give the police him, making the law punish him.” 帕克伸手挡在章鱼博士面前,急出了满头大汗:“你们是超级英雄,杀人……总归是不好的,不如把他交给警察,让法律来制裁他。” Parker, left naively, you can guarantee after him , did the little darling mediate?” Luo Su sneers to make noise, becomes the jar sound jar air/Qi after the mask. “帕克,别天真了,你能保证他以后乖乖做个好人?”罗素冷笑出声,经过面罩变得瓮声瓮气。 Parker calmly makes a fist, said seriously: I can!” 帕克静静握拳,郑重道:“我可以!” Good, I give him again an opportunity.” Luo Su coldly said: Remembers your commitment , I do not kill him because of not believing the law of New York today, but believes Spider-Man this hero, don't let me down.” “那好,我就再给他一次机会。”罗素冷冷道:“记住你的承诺,还有,今天我不杀他不是因为相信纽约的法律,而是相信蜘蛛侠这位英雄,别让我失望。” Please feel relieved, I completely my full power protection this city.” “请您放心,我会尽我的全力保护这座城市。” Does not need to promise me......” “不用向我保证……” Luo Su is saying, catches the Deadpool collar to walk outward. 罗素说着,拽住死侍的衣领向外走去。 Said goodbye, Parker! I can also look your!” Deadpool was being towed but actually on the ground, does not forget to put out a hand with Parker to say goodbye. “再见了,帕克!我还会来找你的!”死侍被倒拖着在地上,不忘伸手和帕克告别。 ...... …… After 15 minutes, ten police vehicles rush to nearby the Dong River, arrested Doctor Octopus that hangs in the midair. 十五分钟后,十来辆警车赶至东河附近,逮捕了吊在半空的章鱼博士 Luo Su and Deadpool by a warehouse big roof, are looking in the distant place spider web the affectionate hanging silk and goddess, Deadpool look while do a lot of talking, often also wipes tears with the handkerchief. 罗素死侍靠在一栋仓库大楼顶上,望着远处蜘蛛网上亲昵的吊丝和女神,死侍一边看一边磨牙,不时还用手绢擦眼泪。 Was too disgusting! Luo Su you had a look, to look at that woman false happy expression , the performing skill passed rottenly, vomited...... I to spit in the mask!” “太恶心了!罗素你看看,看那女人虚伪的幸福表情,演技烂透了,呕……我吐在面罩里了!” Deadpool makes noise bitterly, the knees kneel down with the fist thump place, as if oneself cabbage arched to the pig. 死侍恨恨出声,双膝跪倒用拳头捶地,仿佛自家白菜给猪拱了。 Wade, the plan is conducted is very smooth, we save Parker and Mary Jian, making him owe a favor, let off Doctor Octopus, made him owe a favor.” 韦德,计划进行的很顺利,我们救下帕克和玛丽・简,让他欠了一个人情,放过章鱼博士,又让他欠了一个人情。” Luo Su disregards the Deadpool suspect two , to continue saying: Then can be a being in love period, when Mary Jian's five minutes of heat degree to Parker cools, bored girlfriend who works as the super hero, is we take over his time.” 罗素无视死侍的犯二,继续说道:“接下来会是一段热恋期,等玛丽・简对帕克的五分钟热度冷却,厌倦当超级英雄的女朋友,就是我们接手他的时候了。” Deadpool blinks, suddenly thought that Luo Su looks like a villain very much, during all in he grasps, coughs lightly a sound said: Luo Su, this minor matter I do not worry, gives you to be responsible for completely. Managed attractive, do not disappoint me to your anticipation!” 死侍眨眨眼,突然觉得罗素很像一个反派,一切都在他掌握之中,轻咳一声道:“罗素,这种小事我就不操心了,全部交给你负责。办的漂亮点,别辜负我对你的期待!” Does not have the issue, after all Parker has not seen the world, when his affection suffers setbacks, the spirit is under the attack, my some are the means attended to him......” “没问题,毕竟帕克没见过什么世面,等他恋情受挫,精神遭遇打击,我有的是办法料理他……” The waiters, you really look like the villain very much! 伙计,你真的很像反派! Deadpool intertwines not saying that shifting to a new subject, lifts the hand to build on the Luo Su shoulder: That pair of water element big hand, was very just fierce, I have not thought you can operate the like this large-scale water current. The lightning and water element, near body wrestle, dual spears/pistols and blade, that gorgeous blade light...... the waiter, your truth told me, what ability also hid not to demonstrate?” 死侍纠结着没说出口,话锋一转,抬手搭在罗素肩上:“刚刚那双水元素大手,很厉害,我没想到过你能操纵这么大规模的水流。闪电、水元素、近身格斗、双枪和刀,还有那绚丽的刀光……伙计,你实话告诉我,是不是还藏了什么能力没展示出来?” Deadpool is very hurried, as the X-Force team leader, compared with the only team member, the strong point that he only remains is enough stupid, this makes his pressure very big. 死侍很慌,身为x特攻队的队长,和唯一的队员相比,他仅剩的强项就是够沙雕,这让他压力很大。 Team leader, you do not need to worry, compares me to hit with you. You are different, not only can hit, the mind is easy-to-use, X-Force can develop today, depends entirely on you to use the IQ steamroll enemy.” “队长,你不用担心,和你相比我只是能打而已。你不一样,不但能打,头脑还非常好用,x特攻队能发展到今天,全靠你用智商碾压敌人。” Deadpool heard that said hands on hips: Ha, said is, I am the mind fight talent, is the soul core!” 死侍闻言双手叉腰:“哈哈哈,说得也是,我是头脑型的战斗天才,是灵魂核心!”
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