The venom lost! 毒液丢了！ When Luo Su and Deadpool quickly return to the home, the venom has run does not have the shadow, big New York, if the venom does not come on own initiative, very difficult to turn it. 等罗素和死侍急急忙忙返回家中,毒液早就跑得没影了,偌大一个纽约市,如果毒液不主动现身,很难把它翻出来。 „Blames you, if not you have punched it, the venom small pitiful will not leave home.” “都怪你,如果不是你一直揍它,毒液小可怜才不会离家出走。” Bang! 嘭！ A Luo Su straight punch, hits Deadpool to cover the nose, squats in the place high nosebleed, said ill-humoredly: „Little spoke the sarcastic remark, the venom is you takes into this world, you must pay the primary responsibility.” 罗素一记直拳,打得死侍捂着鼻子,蹲在地上流鼻血,没好气道:“少说风凉话,毒液是你带进这个世界的,你要付主要责任。” „Good, I am responsible, but should I be responsible for whom?” “好吧,我负责,可我该对谁负责呢？” „Naturally was to your oneself, without the venom , there would be no Parker to enter the team, your dream was complete.” “当然是对你自己了,没有毒液,就没有帕克入队,你的梦想全完了。” „Wait, how I felt that you are shirking the responsibility, obviously is the venom that you hit, is you get up its seal, why wants me to take the primary responsibility.” Entered the team related to Spider-Man, Deadpool is unable to continue keeps calm. “等等,我怎么感觉你在推卸责任,明明是你打的毒液,也是你把它封印起来的,为什么要我负主要责任。”事关蜘蛛侠入队,死侍无法继续保持淡定了。 „Because you just acknowledged.” “因为你刚刚承认了。” „Damn, my was says casually, do not tell me, you could not listen.” “该死,我那是随便说说,别告诉我,你听不出来。” „Has not listened, in my heart, the team leader is the hero of keeping one's word.” “没听出来,在我心中,队长一直是言而有信的英雄。” „Forget it, you have regarded stupid me!” “得了吧,你一直把我当成沙雕！” „, But also really!” “呃,还真是！” „......” “……” Two people look at each other moment, wants to fling on the opposite party the pot, seems like realized that the spoken language is unable to convince the opposite party, Luo Su drew out the Adamantium blade, Deadpool also drew out the double blade. 两人对视片刻,都想把锅甩到对方身上,似乎是意识到言语无法说服对方,罗素拔出了艾德曼合金刀,死侍也拔出了双刀。 They decided that spoke with the strength, who lost who was a scapegoat! 他们决定用实力来说话,谁输了谁背锅！ After two minutes, Luo Su starts to install the garbage bag, three black big garbage bags by his stopper chock full. 两分钟后,罗素开始装垃圾袋,三个黑色的大垃圾袋被他塞得满满当当。 „Ok! This is my mistake, I take responsibility, hurry to spell me!!” The sound that Deadpool was foul-mouthed passed from the garbage bag. “ok！这是我的错,我负责任,赶紧把我拼回去！！”死侍骂骂咧咧的声音从垃圾袋里传了出来。 Luo Su shrugs, since Deadpool admits mistakes on own initiative, his Sir did not cross the villain. 罗素耸耸肩,既然死侍主动认错,他就大人不记小人过了。 Also is after five minutes, Deadpool puts together oneself, at the strong request of Luo Su, a face refuses to accept to wash with the mop. 又是五分钟过后,死侍把自己拼好,在罗素的强烈要求下,一脸不服拿着拖把洗地。 The Luo Su both legs build on the tea table, turned on the television to look: „Wade, cannot look, you do the household management to be very skilled, unexpectedly is home stupid.” 罗素双腿搭在茶几上,打开电视看了起来:“韦德,看不出来,你搞家政挺熟练的,居然是个居家型的沙雕。” Although this saying to be the satire, but Deadpool not like this felt, he thinks Luo Su is envies the envy to hate, happily smiled: „I am the mercenary time, so long as to money, what mission meets, the household management service is.” 这话虽然是讽刺,但死侍可不这么觉得,他认为罗素是羡慕嫉妒恨,得意笑了起来:“我做雇佣兵的时候,只要给钱,什么任务都接,家政服务是其中一项。” The Luo Su brow selects, this he pours has not really listened: „Which super hero are you promising to serve?” 罗素眉头一挑,这他倒还真没听过:“那你有为哪位超级英雄服务过吗？” „Has! Captain America Steve Rogers, I goes to his home to make the general cleaning, the accurate point, is Captain America of old age version.” “有啊！美国队长史蒂夫・罗杰斯,我去他家做过大扫除,准确点来说,是老年版的美国队长。” Luo Su smiles: „Wade, do you for money, Captain America of help/gang old age brush the toilet?” 罗素嘿嘿一笑:“韦德,你为了钱,帮老年的美国队长刷马桶？” „Do not talk nonsense, I had not said brushes the toilet.” “别胡说,我可没说过刷马桶。” „Where has to make the household management not to brush the toilet, brushes brushes, to live, I will also not ridicule you.” “哪有做家政不刷马桶的,刷就刷呗,都是为了生活,我又不会嘲笑你。” „Good, I brushed.” “好吧,我刷了。” „Ha, you give the person to brush the toilet unexpectedly!!!” “哈哈哈,你居然给人刷马桶！！！” Luo Su laughs dissolutely, the air/Qi results in Deadpool to throw the mop on the ground directly, tears off apron to walk toward out of the door. 罗素放肆大笑,气得死侍直接把拖把扔在地上,扯掉身上的围裙向门外走去。 „Team leader, do you want to go?” “队长,你要去哪？” Deadpool said furiously: „You have been bullying me, I must look for Parker. Without the venom, I prepared myself to begin, if I hold Parker's thigh to ask him, perhaps he felt sorry for me to agree.” 死侍气哼哼地说道:“你一直在欺负我,我要去找帕克。没了毒液,我准备自己动手,如果我抱着帕克的大腿求他,没准他可怜我就同意了。” The god general logic of makes Luo Su have nothing to say in reply, considering the opposite party named Deadpool, what matter happened on him is nothing unusual, holds the thigh of Spider-Man to cry howlingly, possibly has. 神一般的逻辑让罗素无言以对,考虑到对方名叫死侍,什么事情发生在他身上都不足为奇,抱着蜘蛛侠的大腿嚎嚎大哭,也不是没可能。 „Under, an urgent emergency broadcast news......” “下面,紧急插播一条新闻……” At this moment, the news channel picture shifts to the real-time live broadcast, the lens are nearby the helicopter aerial photography New York Dong River, Spider-Man and a Doctor Octopus chaotic war, hits is heavily engaged. 就在这时,新闻频道画面转向实时直播,镜头是直升机航拍纽约东河附近,蜘蛛侠和章鱼博士一场乱战,打得不可开交。 „Wade?” “韦德？” „Un, x special service units !” “嗯,x特工队,出发！” ...... …… New York Dong River, abandons many years of bell tower theater ruins, the Doctor Octopus new experiment place here. 纽约东河,废弃多年的钟楼剧院遗址,章鱼博士新的实验地点就在此处。 Doctor Octopus fixed the mechanical tentacle, successfully obtained man-made Sun to test the necessary tritium element, all these came from Osborn industrial group current helmsman Harry Osborn. 章鱼博士修好了机械触手,也成功得到了人造太阳实验必备的氚元素,这一切都来自奥斯本工业集团现任掌舵人哈利・奥斯本。 Two people made a transaction, Doctor Octopus captured alive Spider-Man, gave Harry to handle, the latter provided the equipment and experiment material, only to kill Spider-Man revenged personally for the father. 两人做了笔交易,章鱼博士活捉蜘蛛侠,交给哈利处置,后者提供设备和实验材料,只为亲手杀了蜘蛛侠为父报仇。 both sides accord to his need! 双方各取所需！ Doctor Octopus nearly goes well on the train, because of the appearance of Luo Su, he almost confessed the life, the later sneak attack or the challenge end in failure, under becomes angry out of shame, snatched the tritium element directly. 章鱼博士在列车上险些得手,因为罗素的出现,他差点连命都交代了,之后的偷袭或是挑战均以失败告终,恼羞成怒之下,直接把氚元素抢了过来。 But Doctor Octopus has not done too certainly, he cannot catch Spider-Man, actually Spider-Man is Peter Parker this matter, told Harry. 但章鱼博士也没有做得太绝,他没能抓到蜘蛛侠,却把蜘蛛侠是彼得・帕克这件事,告诉了哈利。 Today the fight of television direct transmission , because Doctor Octopus robs the tritium element, meets Parker who rushed to promptly. 今天电视直播的战斗,就是因为章鱼博士强夺氚元素,遇到了及时赶至的帕克。 Doctor Octopus has the consciousness of villain, successfully gets rid of Parker with the hostage, returns to the den safely, started his experiment impatiently. 章鱼博士有着反派的觉悟,用人质成功摆脱帕克,安然返回老巢,迫不及待开始了他的实验。 In fact, the Doctor Octopus starting point has not changed , kidnaps Mary Jian, to rob the bank with the Spider-Man fight, to make a man-made Sun. 事实上,章鱼博士的出发点一直没有变过,和蜘蛛侠战斗、绑架玛丽・简、抢劫银行,都是为了制造一颗人造太阳。 The experiment starts, Doctor Octopus looks at the rapid revolving of tritium element in the mechanical device, the corners of the mouth is bringing back slightly, once can stabilize the thermonuclear fusion test reactor, he will prove oneself are correct, human will also obtain the safe and endless energy. 实验开启,章鱼博士望着氚元素在机械设备中飞速旋转,嘴角微微勾起,一旦能稳定热核聚变试验堆,他将证明自己是正确的,人类也将获得安全且无尽的能源。 As for danger that the experiment failure causes, by the mechanical tentacle influence, entered Doctor Octopus that the demon is startled probably unable to control like this to be many. The scientific experiment, the failure 1-2 times are very 1-2 normal, is an accumulation of EXP. 至于实验失败导致的危险,被机械触手影响,进入魔怔的章鱼博士可管不了这么多。科学实验,失败1-2很正常,是一种经验的累积。 On the house beam, a Parker climbed over slowly, looks at the eye to control Doctor Octopus of equipment, discovered in the corner was missing over 48 hours of Mary Jian. 房梁上,一只帕克缓缓爬过,望了眼正在操控设备的章鱼博士,在角落里发现了失踪超过48小时的玛丽・简。 The condition of Mary Jian is not very good, loses color, the facial expression dispirited, small stomach intestinal fat thin. Parker looks extremely loves dearly, does not think, whose trades two days of water drop not to enter, will be the same with her. 玛丽・简的状态很不好,面无血色、神情萎靡,小肚腩都瘦了下去。帕克看得极为心疼,也不想想,换谁两天滴水未进,都会和她一样。 Parker thinks deeply about the moment, decides first to rescue the goddess, solved extra worries, then attended to octopus meal set. 帕克思索片刻,决定先救女神,解决了后顾之忧,再来料理章鱼套餐。 The love makes one fall the wisdom, Parker forgot the mechanical tentacle to have the ability of visual sharing completely, his actions were all watched by Doctor Octopus. 爱情使人降智,帕克完全忘了机械触手拥有视觉共享的能力,他的所作所为全都被章鱼博士看在眼里。 The latter pretends not to discover, waits for Parker to be close to Mary Jian, vigilant most lax time, grasps a steel frame purlin, throws fiercely. 后者假装没有发现,等待帕克接近玛丽・简,警惕最松懈的时候,抓起一根钢架檩条,猛地投掷出去。 Whiz! 嗖！ The spider induction detects the danger, Parker avoids the sneak attack promptly, unties the tied up goddess, hit with Doctor Octopus. 蜘蛛感应察觉危险,帕克及时躲开偷袭,解开被绑的女神,和章鱼博士打了起来。 Mary Jian whole body being incapable falls down, this woman is not but actually silly, knows oneself are holds back, struggles is escaping outward. 玛丽・简全身无力瘫倒在地,这女人倒也不傻,知道自己是个拖后腿的,挣扎着向外逃跑。 Walks with a self-important air, walks five steps to throw down on average one time, with own delicacy is the background board, highlights the heroics of Spider-Man, as well as Doctor Octopus callous cruel. 一步三摇,平均走五步摔倒一次,用自身的柔弱为背景板,凸显蜘蛛侠的英勇,以及章鱼博士的冷酷残忍。 „, God! Where this is comes the bitterness play leading lady, makes her get the lunch quickly, I felt nauseated.” Deadpool strikes an attitude to vomit, he dislikes Mary Jian, and does not conceal. “哦,上帝啊！这是哪里来得苦情戏女主角,快让她领便当吧,我要吐了。”死侍作势欲呕,他讨厌玛丽・简,且毫不掩饰。 The peak of bell tower theater ruins, Luo Su and Deadpool ambush quietly, two people exchanged uniform, in the appearance is extremely similar. 钟楼剧院遗址的最高点,罗素和死侍悄然潜伏,两人换上了制服,外貌上极其相似。 „When acts?” Luo Su asked in a low voice. “什么时候出手？”罗素低声问道。 „Does not worry, the present scene is Parker occupies superiorly, does not suit the hero to rescue beautiful.” The experienced Deadpool analysis said: „According to my many years of EXP that pursues the play, the decisive battle must change, if the lead entire journey steamroll, the audience look uncomfortable, the lead tenacious unyielding person supposes unable to stand. Therefore, do not look at Parker now various awesome, hits the octopus elder brothers unable to recognize Doctor Octopus, a lens revolution, he should take a beating.” “不着急,现在的场面是帕克占优,不适合英雄救美。”见多识广的死侍分析道:“根据我多年追剧的经验,大决战必须跌宕起伏,如果主角全程碾压,观众们看得不爽,主角坚韧不屈的人设也立不起来。所以,别看帕克现在各种牛哔,把章鱼博士打得章鱼哥都认不出来,镜头一转,他就该挨揍了。” „......” “……” Luo Su hears to roll the eyes, this saying can also say on Deadpool, changes into other commercial film lead, a director minute/share of minute changes the script, lets its face death bravely. 罗素听得直翻白眼,这话也就死侍能说,换成别的商业片主角,导演分分钟改剧本,让其英勇就义。 Does not have Deadpool to expect, after 30 seconds, the Doctor Octopus hypocrisy attacks Mary Jian, hit Parker one to be caught off guard, successfully captured alive it with the mechanical tentacle. 不出死侍所料,三十秒后,章鱼博士假意攻击玛丽・简,打了帕克一个措手不及,成功用机械触手将其生擒。 „Entered the stage to us!” “到我们出场了！” Luo Su just set out, Deadpool then lifted the hand to hold down he: „Intern, you give me to treat well, then, making Uncle Deadpool tell you, presence way that anything is the super hero.” 罗素刚刚起身,死侍便抬手按住了他:“实习生,你给我好好待着,接下来,让死侍大爷告诉你,什么才是超级英雄的出场方式。” Deadpool draws out the double blade, danced a gorgeous tool mark, half somersault several somersaults, landed on the Doctor Octopus top of the head. 死侍拔出双刀,舞了个绚丽的刀花,半空翻了几个跟头,直直降落在章鱼博士头顶。 Chirp! 啪叽！ A mechanical tentacle has flung, the Deadpool natural physique pulled out to fly. 一根机械触手甩过,死侍潇洒的身姿被抽飞了出去。 „I know......” “我就知道……” Luo Su is staring the dead fish eye, jumps to leap jumps on the ground, draws out the Adamantium blade, the stride walked toward Doctor Octopus. 罗素瞪着死鱼眼,纵身一跃跳在地上,拔出艾德曼合金刀,大步朝章鱼博士走了过去。