„The present is 2 : 00 pm New York Time, the general idea......” “现在是纽约时间下午 2 点,大概吧……” Deadpool puts down the bottom of pants leg, shrugs, said innocently: „Luo Su, you are know my, I cannot understand the watch. The watch to me is only the ornament, I bring them to not to look at the time, but is money many to does not know how should spend.” 死侍放下裤脚,耸耸肩,无辜道:“罗素,你是知道我的,我看不懂手表。手表对我而言只是装饰品,我带它们不是为了看时间,而是钱多到不知道该怎么花。” Parker: „......” 帕克:“……” „Un, cannot understand the watch to be very normal by your IQ.” “嗯,以你的智商看不懂手表很正常。” Luo Su nods: „Since the time also early, that arranges like this! Parker, first leads you to buy the body clothes, so as to avoid gives me to lose face when the time comes.” 罗素点点头:“既然时间还早,那这样安排吧！帕克,先带你去买身衣服,免得到时候给我丢人。” Parker beckons with the hand, envies, but did not say: „Does not use, Mr. Luo Su, I now this......” 帕克摆手,羡慕但不说:“不用了,罗素先生,我现在这身……” „This what? Stall goods? Felt relieved, I treated, did not need your oneself to pick pockets!” “这身什么？地摊货吗？放心好了,我请客,不用你自己掏腰包！” „, I am not this meaning!” “不是的,我不是这个意思！” „Ha haha......” “哈哈哈……” Luo Su laughs two, patted Parker's shoulder: „I understand that your meaning, the young people have the spirit are the good deed, but you could rest assured that I will not spend to result in the pressure on you too many.” 罗素大笑两声,拍了拍帕克的肩膀:“我明白你的意思,年轻人有志气是好事,不过你放心,我不会花太多给你造成心理压力。” Parker heart one warm, selected excitedly under: „Thank you, Mr. Luo Su.” 帕克心头一暖,激动点了下头:“谢谢您,罗素先生。” „Meaning, casual flowered two ten thousand USD!” “意思一下,随便花个两万美刀吧！” Parker: „......” 帕克:“……” Said that is very inconceivable, as a super hero, Parker, only then, when the robber robs the bank, can see two ten thousand USD. 说起来很不可思议,作为一名超级英雄,帕克只有在劫匪抢银行的时候,才能看到两万美刀。 After two hours, Cadillac of extended version anchors in the yacht wharf, the driver opens the vehicle door respectfully, changed beyond recognition Parker walked from the car(riage). 两小时后,加长版的凯迪拉克停靠在游艇码头,司机恭敬打开车门,焕然一新的帕克从车里走了出来。 Just like Luo Su, his clothes are low-key, seem like without the highlight, the hairstyle that also just made is more striking. 和罗素一样,他这身衣服非常低调,看似毫无亮点,也就刚做的发型醒目一些。 On private yacht that rents, the stature selects, the long hair floating beautiful women to wait high for a long time, these people are Luo Su look from the model company. 租来的私人游艇上,身材高挑、长发飘飘的美女们等候已久,这些人是罗素从模特公司找来的。 Young model who perhaps outside area comes, holds concurrent jobs 18 utilities, the youth pretty is their common traits, regarding the meeting of rich man, they never rejects. 或是外地来的小模特,或是兼职十八线的小演员,青春貌美是她们的共同特点,对于有钱人的聚会,她们从不拒绝。 Saw that the Luo Su three people appear, the little elder sister the dimple such as the flower encircled immediately, perhaps the average person cannot see Luo Su and Parker's clothes is what price, since childhood they but who mingle among the fashion, made the judgment. 看到罗素三人出现,小姐姐立即笑靥如花围了上去,或许普通人看不出罗素和帕克身上的衣服是什么价位,但从小就混迹时尚圈的她们,一眼就做出了判断。 Indeed is the rich man! 的确是有钱人！ The little elder sisters' smile was brighter, today tries harder, can perhaps fish to a triumphant child! 小姐姐们的笑容更加灿烂了,今天加把劲,没准能捞到一个凯子！ Naturally, although Deadpool modeling custom to explosion, but rich is the rich, little elder sisters does not shut out, collected with a laugh. 当然了,死侍的造型虽俗到爆炸,但有钱就是有钱,小姐姐们也不嫌弃,笑呵呵凑了过去。 Was surrounded by little elder sister of one crowd of big long legs, moreover each Mary Jian is attractive, Parker somewhat feels helpless, the cramped appearance makes the ladies two eyes shine, they most liked the flowering shrubs rookies. 被一群大长腿的小姐姐包围,而且各个都比玛丽・简漂亮,帕克有些不知所措,局促的模样让女士们两眼放光,她们最喜欢花丛菜鸟了。 Suddenly, Parker was submerged by Yingying Yanyan, the hand does not know that which puts is good. 一时间,帕克被莺莺燕燕淹没,手都不知道放哪才好。 „Hi, the beautiful women, act with constraint, you to scare my good brothers.” Luo Su lifted the hand to entrain from the warm fragrant soft jade Parker. “嗨,美女们,矜持一点,你们把我的好兄弟吓坏了。”罗素抬手将帕克从温香软玉中拽了出来。 Parker wipes the lipstick that turns one's face, throws to Luo Su by the vision of thanks, he cannot deal with this scene, but after withdrawing, at heart actually deserted, a little...... good, he does not want to come out. 帕克抹掉脸上的口红,对罗素投以感谢的目光,他应付不来这种场面,但脱身后心里却空落落的,有点……好吧,他不想出来。 „Introduced, this was Parker, lead who today gets together.” Luo Su is embracing Parker's shoulder, said with a laugh: „I know that you possibly do not believe that but in fact, Parker is wealthy families' eldest sons, is the only son, because encountered kidnapping in childhood, his parents never make him appear in public. A while ago, Parker's parents waved the arms about to visit the world, gave him to handle trillion family property, but his dwelling was used, making me help lead him to come out to see the world.” “介绍一下,这位是帕克,今天聚会的主角。”罗素揽着帕克的肩膀,笑呵呵说道:“我知道你们可能不信,但事实上,帕克是有钱人家的大少爷,还是独生子,因为小时候遭遇到绑架,他的父母从不让他抛头露面。前段时间,帕克的父母甩手去环游世界,将亿万家产交给他来打理,但他宅惯了,让我帮忙带他出来见见世面。” The small elder sisters heart movement, as if saw a front door of leaf of upper class unlatched, they pushes on gently. 小姐姐们心动了,仿佛看到了一扇上层社会的大门虚掩着,就等她们轻轻一推。 Wait, wealthy families' eldest sons, who is that? 等等,有钱人家的大少爷,那是谁？ Is looking at the little elder sisters such as the vision of eating together person, Parker swallowed a saliva, cracks into a smile shyly. 望着小姐姐们如同吃人的目光,帕克咽了口唾沫,羞涩咧嘴一笑。 Right, that is he, Peter rich man Parker! 没错,那就是他,彼得・有钱人・帕克！ „Listening , the beautiful women, today's yacht is sending to the liquor water infinitude supply, how you like playing how play. But remembered, Parker is a lead, certainly helps him see the world well.” “听着,美女们,今天的游艇派对酒水无限量供应,你们爱怎么玩就怎么玩。但记住了,帕克才是主角,一定好好帮他见见世面。” Then, Luo Su takes out two stacks of USD from the bosom, scattered the flower the same as throw, caused various startled sounds to scream and raid. 说完,罗素从怀里取出两沓美刀,撒花一样扔了出去,引得各种惊声尖叫和哄抢。 „This is the advance payment, tomorrow morning, will let the Parker most satisfied that lucky fellow, I will have the generous recompense!” “这是定金,明天早上,让帕克最满意的那位幸运儿,我另有重酬！” Luo Su throws money with a laugh, pushes Parker to change the clothes, just arrived at the entrance, discovered that Deadpool did not have, accurate, had a while not to hear the Deadpool chatterbox. 罗素笑呵呵撒完钱,推着帕克去换衣服,刚到门口,发现死侍没了,确切的来说,是有一会儿没听到死侍话痨了。 ?(???) ?(???) „......” “……” Luo Su sighed speechless, dragging Deadpool to walk from the powder pile, said in a low voice: „Wade, your is tm doing, forgot our plan?” 罗素无语叹了口气,拖着死侍从脂粉堆里走出来,低声道:“韦德,你tm在干什么,忘了我们的计划吗？” Deadpool sends out crazy laughing foolishly, looks is lowering the head to pick money, is one group of little elder sisters crowded: „Plan! What plans?” 死侍发出痴痴的傻笑,望着低头捡钱,挤做一团的小姐姐们:“计划！什么计划？” „Damn, your brain!” “该死,你的脑子呢！” „......” “……” Deadpool has not spoken, his present full Naizi are the brain, which also heard Luo Su to say anything. 死侍没说话,他现在满乃子都是脑子,哪还听得进罗素在说什么。 ...... …… After two minutes, Luo Su and Parker change the board shorts, the distinctive muscle brings in the frantic scream, then...... the scream stops suddenly, because Deadpool came out. 两分钟之后,罗素和帕克换好沙滩裤,棱角分明的肌肉引来疯狂尖叫,然后……尖叫戛然而止,因为死侍出来了。 Deadpool took off the white suit and fur, outside red black uniform, puts on purple gold color lace stripe swimming trunks, the gold chain, watch and sunglasses has not escaped, modeling extremely stupid. 死侍脱掉了白色西装和皮草,在红黑色制服外,套上一件紫金色花边条纹泳裤,金链子、手表、墨镜一个都没脱,造型极其沙雕。 Looks in the share of gold chain and watch, although the little elder sister feels helpless, gave him an applause, sparse. 看在金链子和手表的份上,小姐姐虽不知所措,还是给了他一点掌声,稀稀拉拉的。 „This is my good brothers Wade, he is...... the behavior artist, everyone do not mind, he is only a little...... a little stupid.” Luo Su felt oneself could not arrange, pushed to the little elder sisters Parker, after yacht start, reorganized the fishing equipment, the preparation comes one. “这是我的好兄弟韦德,他是个……行为艺术家,大家别介意,他只是有点……有点沙雕。”罗素感觉自己编不下去了,将帕克推向小姐姐们,游艇启动后,独自一人整理渔具,准备来上一杆。 After a while, the Deadpool surging emotions had not arrived at side Luo Su lowly, squats is surrounding the both legs with the hand, the head buries in the knee does not speak. 没过一会儿,死侍心潮低落来到了罗素身边,蹲着用手环抱双腿,头埋在膝盖里不说话。 Also started! 又开始了！ Luo Su pretends not to see, Deadpool compels to collect painstakingly: „Luo Su, in my eye possibly entered the sand, keeps the class/flow tears, you help me blow.” 罗素假装没看见,死侍苦逼兮兮凑上来:“罗素,我眼里可能是进了沙子,不停地流眼泪,你帮我吹吹。” „Go away!” “滚！” Sells miserably useless, Deadpool assumes the big font to collapse in the white deck, the line of sight looks at Parker to not far away. The happy talks and laughters continuously, Parker has not looked, the little elder sisters but who gather round Parker look actually clear. 卖惨没用,死侍呈大字型瘫倒在白色甲板上,视线望向不远处的帕克。欢声笑语接连不断,帕克没看着,但围着帕克的小姐姐们倒是看得一清二楚。 In the crowd, Parker was paid attention to by the like this multi- beautiful women for the first time, the vigor that cannot cause from top to bottom, performs the continual backward somersault in the deck, he has turned more than 1000 same place, the squeal had not stopped. 人群中,帕克第一次被这么多美女关注,浑身上下使不完的劲儿,在甲板上表演连续后空翻,他已经原地翻了一千多个,尖叫声就没停过。 In fact, so long as is rich, even if Parker performed to put 1000 at this time continuously, some people cheered to him. 事实上,只要有钱,哪怕帕克这时候表演连续放一千个屁,都有人给他喝彩。 Deadpool envies the envy to hate: „Luo Su, sprinkles a money again, making me also sends to the lead?” 死侍羡慕嫉妒恨:“罗素,再洒一把钱,让我也成为派对主角好吗？” „It is not good!” “不好！” „Asked, in this case, I can be surrounded by the long leg girls.” “拜托了,这样的话,我就能被长腿姑娘们包围。” „How the place, do you love the leg?” “咋地,你恋腿？” „It is not, I am only the pure lasciviousness!” “不是,我只是单纯的好色！” „......” “……” The country of capital is decayed, here not to wrong, money decides all. Luo Su makes Parker one of the upper class, packs very richly him, he becomes immediately dynamic. 资本的国家是腐朽的,在这里没有对错,金钱决定一切。罗素让帕克成为上层社会的一员,把他包装得很有钱,他立马变得魅力四射。 Why Mary Jian and Parker analysis and synthesis several times, were chatty with other man in this period, doesn't she love Parker? 为什么玛丽・简和帕克分分合合好几次,期间和别的男人腻腻歪歪,难道她不爱帕克？ The love is the affirmation, but she loves herself, was gradually influenced by the U.S.A culture, she extremely lacks the security sense, thinks that the man is unreliable. Therefore, looks for the man who love with it, looks for a rich man would rather, leading a point to be better. 爱是肯定的,但她更爱自己,饱受美帝的文化熏陶,她极度缺乏安全感,认为男人靠不住。所以,与其找个自己爱的男人,倒不如找个有钱的男人,帅一点就更好了。 Now Luo Su does, raises Parker's compelling standard crazily, putting up the cash makes him enjoy to be a focus of public attention, broadens own vision, be not always keeping thinking about Mary Jian. 罗素现在所做的,就是疯狂抬高帕克的逼格,砸钱让他享受万众瞩目,开阔自己的眼界,别总惦记着玛丽・简。 The woman does not suit him from the start! 那女人压根就不适合他！ When Parker eats well, plays, naturally forgot Mary Jian, at the appointed time after tormenting and baptism of capital, invited him to join X-Force again. 等帕克吃惯好的、玩惯好的,自然就忘了玛丽・简,届时经过资本的荼毒和洗礼,再邀请他加入x特攻队。 This move is useless to beforehand Parker, Parker but who takes possession to the venom, basic one set. 这招对以前的帕克没用,但对毒液附体的帕克,基本一套一个准。 When Parker joins X-Force, reason that Deadpool has not kept, the next world is not far, the powerful characters who Luo Su anticipates 11 arrive. 等帕克加入x特攻队,死侍没有留下来的理由,下一个世界也就不远了,罗素期待的强力人物们将一一登场。 „Although like this said a little vertical flag, but I must say, this was dependable!” “虽然这么说有点立flag,但我还是要说,这把稳了！” A Luo Su corners of the mouth check, moves the fishing pole fiercely, drags one from...... 罗素嘴角一勾,猛地甩动鱼竿,从海里拖上来一条…… Bang! 嘭！ The fish line broke! 鱼线断了！ „Ha, your technology is really rotten, even fish......” “哈哈哈,你的技术真烂,连鱼都……” Deadpool words to half, by fluent cling both legs, sinking sea. 死侍话到一半,就被一股水流卷住双腿,沉海了。