Ding! 叮叮！ Dingdong!! 叮叮当当！！ Two little building Basements, Luo Su removed the surgery table, knocked one set against have with the existing material. 二层小楼地下室,罗素将手术台拆了,用现有的材料敲了一套防具。 Helmet surface armor, chest armor, shoulder pad, hand guard and thigh armor, 360 degrees do not have the dead angle, protects each corner of body all-around. 头盔面甲、胸甲、护肩、护手、腿部护甲,三百六十度无死角,全方位保护身体的每一个角落。 Spurts on the black red two color lusterless paintings again, the whole body armors that one set imitates Deathstroke are then of great success, on helmet, because Luo Su both eyes are perfect, therefore has distinguished with Deathstroke, opened two ventilation roof louvre windows. 再喷上黑红两色的哑光喷漆,一套仿照丧钟的全身护甲便大功告成,在头盔上,因为罗素双目健全,所以和丧钟有所区别,开了两个透气天窗。 By his ability, the decoration significance that this set against has is bigger than the usability, has indifferent. But Deadpool likes playing, he also finds it very interesting, built one set on the scene. 以他本身的能力,这套防具的装饰意义大于实用性,有没有无所谓。但死侍喜欢玩,他也觉得挺有意思,就现场打造了一套。 Let alone, two Desert Eagle deity places by the thigh, carries the Adamantium blade, really somewhat Deadpool cousin's callous elegant demeanor. 别说,两把沙鹰・天神放在大腿两侧,身后背着艾德曼合金刀,真有几分死侍表哥的冷酷风采。 Originally, according to the meaning of Deadpool, super heroic uniform wants individuality prominent striking on the line, does not use too complex, for example the tight clothes, but Luo Su decisive rejection. 原本,按照死侍的意思,超级英雄制服只要个性突出醒目就行,不用太复杂,比如说紧身衣,但罗素果断拒绝了。 Leotard anything was too ashamed, no matter inside puts on four corner/horn triangle, is easy to reveal the trace. Does not put on is not good, first is not familiar with, lacks the security sense, secondly will attack others unequalled. 紧身衣什么的太羞耻了,不管里面穿四角还是三角,都容易露出痕迹。不穿也不行,一来不习惯,缺乏安全感,二来硕大无朋会打击到别人。 „Luo Su, how do you achieve?” “罗素,你是怎么做到的？” A Deadpool face compels ignorant, because his entire journey watches, discovered that Luo Su builds the tool of armor to only have a hammer. 死侍一脸懵逼,因为他全程观看,发现罗素打造铠甲的工具只有一把锤子。 „Isn't this vocational skill of super hero?” “这不是超级英雄的职业技能吗？” „What?” “什么？” „In all circumstances, has one set of brand-new uniform.” “在任何情况下,都有一套崭新的制服。” „......” “……” Deadpool had nothing to say in reply, lowered the head silently, sewed own headgear with the needlework. 死侍无言以对,默默低头,用针线缝好自己的头套。 Too bad, the young blood talent and skill is outstanding, taking the hammer can create the world, his pressure is very big as the team leader. But he cannot say, but must ship out him to come him is also good, but the armor is the heresy, he likes the arrogant appearance of tight clothes. 太糟糕了,新成员才艺出众,给把锤子就能创造世界,作为队长他压力很大。但他不能说,还得装出他来他也行,不过铠甲是异端,他就是喜欢紧身衣的高傲模样。 Saw that Deadpool compels to sew uniform painstakingly, often the needle pokes the finger, the inexpensive type that the whole body trembles, Luo Su hehe sneers, is hearing in the air the joyful lemon sour odor, turns around to take out one bottle of red wines from the bookcase. 看到死侍苦逼兮兮缝着制服,不时针头戳到手指,全身一哆嗦的贱样,罗素嘿嘿冷笑,闻着空气中令人愉悦的柠檬酸味,转身从书橱里取出一瓶红酒。 „Can Wade, come one cup of 82 Raphai?” Luo Su ding-dong sounds two stem glass. “韦德,要来一杯82的拉菲吗？”罗素当当敲响两个高脚杯。 „Naturally, to celebrate x special service units sets sail again, must come one cup.” “当然,为了庆祝x特工队再次起航,必须要来一杯。” Deadpool fills to the brim one cup, gurgle drinks, sucking to be flabbergasted the feeling flavor is not right. He has not revealed, feared before oneself, drinks is the adulterated liquor, questioned that can appear itself to compel the standard to be insufficient. 死侍倒满一杯,咕嘟一声饮下,咂咂舌头感觉味道不对。他没有表露出来,怕自己以前喝得是假酒,质疑会显得自己逼格不够。 „Wade, taste how?” “韦德,口感怎样？” „Also ok, before me almost drinks.” “还行,和我以前喝得差不多。” „Right, I also taste......” Luo Su to sip one slightly, knits the brows: „82 USD Raphai , is the same, felt unworthy this price.” “是吗,那我也来尝尝……”罗素微微抿了一口,皱眉道:“82美刀的拉菲,也就一般般,感觉不值这个价。” „Wait, you just said...... 82 Raphai......” “等等,你刚刚说……82的拉菲……” „Right, 82 USD Raphai!” “对啊,82美刀的拉菲！” „......” “……” Deadpool clenching jaws sews uniform, numb Liutao on the body, with practical action indicated that in tight-fitting uniform of super hero, does not have any personal clothing. 死侍咬牙切齿缝好制服,麻溜套在身上,用实际行动表明,超级英雄的紧身制服里,没有任何贴身衣物。 „Now, the super heroic intern, making the Deadpool senior teach you. On the path of professional hero, you had taken the first foot successfully, is the second step, as the team hero organization of collective action, we must have own exclusive to enter the stage pose.” “现在,超级英雄实习生,让死侍前辈来教导你。在职业英雄的道路上,你已经成功迈出了第一只脚,接下来是第二步,作为集体行动的团队英雄组织,我们得有自己的专属出场pose。” „, This does not use.” “呃,这就不用了吧。” Luo Su body all over the body is cold, the intuition told him, the Deadpool so-called pose definitely pit, in the mind flashed through Newt Corps and top-notch difficulty jojo to stand very much, the look was vigilant instantaneously. 罗素遍体身寒,直觉告诉他,死侍所谓的pose肯定很坑,脑海中闪过基纽特战队、顶级难度的jojo立,眼神瞬间警惕起来。 „It is not good, this is the road which must be taken of hero.” “不行,这是英雄的必经之路。” „I did not work as the hero, I must be the villain!” “那我不当英雄了,我要做反派！” „......” “……” After two minutes, in two little building rooftop, a camera suspends, two tease the air/Qi nine forms to welcome morning sun, very earnestly in concave modeling. 两分钟后,二层小楼的天台上,一台照相机摆好,两个逗气九段的身影迎着朝阳,很认真地在凹造型。 Deadpool knees down, both hands likes and dislikes sweptback even lift/move, is making the bird spreading the wings shape. Luo Su head high, chest out stands in him behind, makes a fist to receive single-handedly in the abdomen, makes a fist to lift up high single-handedly. 死侍单膝跪地,双手向背后斜着平举,做鸟儿展翅状。罗素昂首挺胸站在他身后,一手握拳收在腹部,一手握拳高举。 „Luo Su, what do you feel?” “罗素,你感觉怎么样？” „I felt that my IQ is reducing!” “我感觉我的智商在降低！” „Relax, the waiter, has me to pull the mean value.” “放心,伙计,有我拉高平均值。” „No, my IQ was pushed down by you.” Luo Su puts down the hand that makes a fist, covered on the face. “不,我的智商就是被你拉低的。”罗素放下握拳的手,捂在了脸上。 „......” “……” „Wade, can this, be too ashamed? I even hear some people to smile!” “韦德,这样真的好吗,会不会太羞耻了？我甚至听到有人在笑！” „That is the laughter of stupid audience, I often can hear, was after a period of time good and ensure your day does not listen several, is uncomfortable on the whole body.” “那是沙雕观众的笑声,我经常听得到,过段时间就好了,保证你一天不听几回,就浑身不舒服。” Deadpool is saying, stops posture on hand, arrives in front of the camera, appreciates own heroic bearing, quick is discontented. 死侍说着,停下手头的姿势,走到照相机面前,欣赏起自己的英姿,很快就不满起来。 Because in the picture, he only revealed two hands, almost the entire journey is photographing Luo Su. 因为在相片里,他只露了两只手,几乎全程都在拍摄罗素。 „Hi, the waiter, this is not right! My making a mistake position, was a team leader, the inspirational figures of x special service unit, I should stand in C positions.” “嗨,伙计,这不对啊！我搞错位置了,身为队长,x特工队的灵魂人物,我应该站在c位。” „Hehe, Green Lantern stands is less than C positions!” “呵呵,绿灯侠都站不到c位！” „I, no matter, I am to stand in C positions, just posture came again, this time I stood behind you.” “我不管,我就是要站在c位,刚刚的姿势再来一遍,这次我站你后面。” „It is not good, behind is not absolutely good.” “不行,后面绝对不行。” „I am a team leader!!!” “我是队长！！！” „Team leader, was almost good, the neighbors should get out of bed to go to work, was seen will report to the police.” “队长,差不多就行了,街坊们该起床上班了,被人看到会报警的。” Luo Su receives the camera, pushes Deadpool to return to two buildings, latter loud bb vented own disaffection. After the moment, his silent no longer spoke, takes the picture to look, this looked is a half hour. 罗素收起相机,推着死侍回到二楼,后者大声bb发泄自己的不满。片刻后,他闭口不再说话,拿着照片看了起来,这一看就是半小时。 The normal person is 11 constellations adds the constellation virgo, Deadpool is different, he is the nervous place. Therefore, when he sends out lonely sought the makings of comfort lonelily, absolutely cannot respond him, otherwise he will use something as a pretext, was often out of control. 正常人是十一星座加处女座,死侍不一样,他是神经质座。所以,当他散发出寂寞孤单求安慰的气质时,绝对不能搭理他,否则他会借题发挥,往往一发不可收拾。 Luo Su knows, at this time Deadpool laying aside a while, no one responded, he himself was good. 罗素知道,这时候将死侍放置一会儿,没人搭理,他自己就好了。 Deadpool installed a half hour of deepness, has a joke backfire, gathers side stealthily Luo Su, takes the picture saying: „Waiter, I know finally where had problems.” 死侍装了半小时深沉,自讨没趣,鬼鬼祟祟凑到罗素身边,拿着照片说道:“伙计,我终于知道哪里出问题了。” „Right, is your brain.” “没错,是你的脑子。” „I know, but I said am not this......” Deadpool poked the picture: „Two people do not suspend well the modeling, because the triangle is the stablest structure, x special service units need Parker!” “我知道,但我说得不是这个……”死侍戳了戳照片:“两个人是摆不好造型的,因为三角形才是最稳定的结构,x特工队需要帕克！” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” „Goes ahead, we look for Parker now, according to me the understanding of wild Parker, the place that he appears and disappears daily except for the newspaper office and school, only remained the single to rub Chinese zither dormitory.” “说干就干,我们现在就去找帕克,据我对野生帕克的了解,他日常出没的地点除了报社、学校,就只剩单身撸瑟宿舍了。” „You know where his dormitory is at?” “你知道他的宿舍在哪？” „Naturally, his all during I grasp, couple of days ago I also ambushed, what a pity at that time he was not at home, I only found primary taste......” “当然,他的一切都在我掌握之中,前两天我还潜伏进去过,可惜那时他不在家,我只找到了一件原味……” „!” “咳咳！” „Primary taste Spider-Man uniform......” “一件原味的蜘蛛侠制服……” „......” “……” ...... …… The outer surface ruined block of flats, financially strapped hanging silk hero Peter Parker sits in the bedhead dejected, reckless dregs sobs, hair to be bad, full was the eyes of blood threads lost tall light. 墙皮破败的公寓楼,财政拮据的吊丝侠彼得・帕克颓然坐在床头,胡渣唏嘘、头发糟乱,满是血丝的双眼失去了高光。 Was seized by Doctor Octopus from Mary Jian, has surpassed for 40 hours, Parker searches the Doctor Octopus whereabouts vigorously, in this period met to make the opposite party run away one time. 距离玛丽・简被章鱼博士抓走,已经超过了40个小时,帕克极力搜索章鱼博士的行踪,期间相遇一次却让对方逃走了。 Later, Doctor Octopus has not appeared again, Parker searched for one in the New York street throughout entire evening, the thief robber grasped much, the Doctor Octopus shadow had not actually even discovered. 之后,章鱼博士再也没有出现过,帕克在纽约街头搜寻了一整个晚上,窃贼强盗抓了不少,却连章鱼博士的影子都没发现。 Parker was despondent, after all is 40 hours, god knows in this period will have anything. 帕克抑郁了,毕竟是40个小时,天知道期间会发生些什么。 Although Doctor Octopus is a scientific madman, before being crazy, deeply is loving own wife, does not spare a glance to other women, but did not fear that 10,000 fear the eventuality, after all Mary Jian that outstanding, that perfect. 虽说章鱼博士是个科学狂人,疯狂之前深爱着自己的妻子,对其他女人不屑一顾,但不怕一万就怕万一,毕竟玛丽・简是那么的优秀,那么的完美。 Bang! 嘭！ The front door was trampled but actually! 大门被踹倒！ Right, the entire door fell down, a big foot took back slowly, Deadpool stepped the show air/Qi full step to enter the room. 没错,整扇门倒在了地上,一只大脚缓缓收回,死侍迈着骚气十足的步伐走进房间。 „Spider-Man Peter Parker, I read your seeking employment resume, congratulates you, you ** the special service unit enrolled!” “蜘蛛侠彼得・帕克,我看了你的求职简历,恭喜你,你**特工队录取了！” „......” “……”