„Boss, I have a dream.” “老板,我有一个梦想。” „No, you do not have!” “不,你没有！” Luo Su is cold a face, although does not know that the dream of Deadpool concrete is anything, but definitely is the preparation puts in order some tricks, must strangle it in the cradle. 罗素冷着一张脸,虽然不知道死侍的梦想具体是什么,但肯定是准备整一些幺蛾子,必须将其扼杀在摇篮里。 „No, I have!” Deadpool persists in saying. “不,我有！”死侍坚持道。 „You! No! Has!” “你！没！有！” Luo Su bites the sound layer on layer/heavily, stares Deadpool, then said: „Do not propose the dream with me, the illusory thing will submit to the reality eventually, but the reality is I am a boss, I decide.” 罗素重重咬音,瞪了眼死侍,接着说道:“别和我提梦想,虚无缥缈的东西终究会屈服于现实,而现实就是我是老板,我说了算。” „But I am the virtual cartoon character......” “可我本来就是虚拟的漫画人物……” „No, you with other person of differences, you can break the fourth wall, can exchange with the audience, even can also edit to change the script with the blade threat cartoon.” “不,你和其他人不一样,你能打破第四面墙,能和观众交流,甚至还能拿刀威胁漫画编辑改剧本。” Deadpool blinks: „But I can break the fourth wall, is the meaning of edition, I remember that his name was Rob Lievelde, stupid cartoonist who always drew not the good thigh proportion.” 死侍眨眨眼:“可我能打破第四面墙,也是编辑的意思,我记得他叫罗布・利菲尔德,一个总画不好腿部比例的沙雕漫画家。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” What qualifications you had saying that others were stupid? 你有什么资格说别人是沙雕？ Sees Luo Su not to speak, before Deadpool is rubbing hands to gather up : „Boss, this dream is very important to me, I come to here, to realize it.” 见罗素不说话,死侍搓着手凑上前:“老板,这个梦想对我真的很重要,我来这里,就是为了实现它。” „Said listens.” Luo Su gets a sudden inspiration, if the dream of Deadpool and passes through the world not to conflict , helping his, can perhaps make him go all out. “说出来听听。”罗素灵机一动,如果死侍的梦想和穿越世界不冲突,帮他一把,没准能让他更卖力。 Deadpool makes a fist, 45 degrees corner/horn looks up to the hanging lamp, said dignified: „I must form a super heroic squad!” 死侍握拳,四十五度角仰望吊灯,庄严道:“我要组建一个超级英雄小队！” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” „Boss, you thought how this does vainly hope for?” “老板,你觉得这个梦想怎么样？” „Not much.” “不怎么样。” „Why?” “为什么？” „I have looked 【Deadpool】 2nd, x agents who you form...... the stupid special service unit is annihilated, even Brad Pitt's big cheek helps unable to cover lives.” “我看过【死侍】二,你组建的x特工……沙雕特工队全军覆没,连布拉德・皮特的大腮帮都没能罩住。” Deadpool shrugs: „This is the plot need . Moreover the big cheek help/gang is only the friendship is a guest performer, he can come , because has the secretive transaction with the directors.” 死侍耸耸肩:“这是剧情需要,而且大腮帮只是友情客串,他能来,是因为和导演之间有不可告人的交易。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” „Boss, you looked that the painted eggshell may be really careful, but you have not certainly discovered, 【Deadpool】 2 li (0.5 km) have Matt Dimon friendship is a guest performer...... wait/etc, your truth told me, will you look should not be pirating?” “老板,你看彩蛋可真仔细,不过你一定没发现,【死侍】二里还有马特・达蒙友情客串……等等,你实话告诉我,你看得该不会是盗版吧？” „......” “……” Discussed the plot with a plot character, made the person egg hurt, what egg sore was, you added him! 和一个剧情人物商讨剧情,着实令人蛋疼,更蛋疼的是,你还说不过他！ Luo Su sighed: „Wade, do not lead away the topic, continued, what relations you did come this world and your dream have?” 罗素叹了口气:“韦德,不要引开话题,继续说,你来这个世界和你的梦想有什么关系？” „After my careful and deep consideration, I discovered that x special service units are defeated, was the members is too weak. If their each is Wolverine, Storm and Cyclops, that result is definitely different, therefore I must recruit the powerful partner to enter the team.” “经过我的深思熟虑,我发现x特工队之所以失败,是成员们太弱了。如果他们各个是金刚狼、暴风女、镭射眼,那结果肯定不一样,所以我要征召实力强大的伙伴入队。” Deadpool speaking of this, supplemented one: „No one is good, the strength is only on the one hand, but must I look pleasing to the eyes.” 死侍说到这,又补充了一句:“但也不是什么人都行,实力只是一方面,还得我看着顺眼。” „Therefore you look for Spider-Man, wants to draw him to join a group.” Luo Su roughly felt oneself understood. “所以你来找蜘蛛侠,想拉他入伙。”罗素大致觉得自己听懂了。 „Right, is this, I love Parker!” Mentioned Spider-Man, a Deadpool face was charming. “没错,就是这样,我爱帕克！”提到蜘蛛侠,死侍一脸娇羞。 Hapless Peter Parker, you can also be more miserable! 倒霉的彼得・帕克,原来你还能更惨！ Luo Su sighs with emotion one silently: „You want to be many, this Spider-Man is not the chatterbox, you are incompatible. Moreover, the sense of responsibility of his New York residents good neighbor will not allow him to follow you to go to other world waves.” 罗素默默感慨一句:“你想多了,这位蜘蛛侠不是话痨,你俩合不来的。而且,他纽约市民好邻居的责任感不会允许他跟着你去其他世界浪。” „I know!” “我知道！” „You know that also dares to indulge in fantasy, might as well go to the unusual Spider-Man world, Gaffey edition Spider-Man may like your broken mouth.” Luo Su remembers in unusual Spider-Man to have the villain electric light person, the ability is very suitable he himself. “你知道还敢异想天开,不如去超凡蜘蛛侠的世界,加菲版蜘蛛侠或许会喜欢你的破嘴。”罗素记得超凡蜘蛛侠里有个反派电光人,能力很适合他自己。 „Does not want, that Parker was too graceful, I do not like him!” Deadpool decisive rejection: „Moreover I do not indulge in fantasy, to correct is not chatterbox Parker, I also brought the venom specially, duplicated my personality, Peter met......” “不要,那个帕克太帅了,我不喜欢他！”死侍果断拒绝:“况且我也不是异想天开,为了纠正不是话痨的帕克,我专门把毒液也带了过来,复制了我的性格,彼得一定会……” Luo Su gives the final word: „Certainly will turn into the super villain!” 罗素一锤定音:“一定会变成超级反派！” „Boss, I thought that you are aiming at me.” “老板,我觉得你在针对我。” „Yes, right!” “是的,没错！” Deadpool hears word was angry, stares the eye to open round spurts, suddenly, he thought of anything, started to gather round Luo Su to turn circle, the mouth also had the sound. 死侍闻言大怒,瞪圆了眼睛就要开喷,猛然间,他想到了什么,开始围着罗素转圈,嘴里还啧啧有声。 Luo Su by his strange look, looked at the whole body is not uncomfortable: „How?” 罗素被他诡异的眼神,看得浑身不舒服:“又怎么了？” „I decided that starting today, we were the brothers.” “我决定了,从今天开始,我们就是兄弟了。” „......” “……” Luo Su at the hand-held volume, he enough thought had jumped, but even so, cannot keep up with the Deadpool rhythm. A logic does not have, will unable to find out the Deadpool next second to make anything completely. 罗素以手扶额,他已经足够思维跳跃了,可即便如此,还是跟不上死侍的节奏。一点逻辑都没有,完全想不出死侍下一秒会做些什么。 „Luo Su, since you did not oppose, we were the brothers. Now brothers I want to form a super heroic squad, you should help my, becomes my team member on own initiative.” “罗素,既然你不反对,那我们就是兄弟了。现在兄弟我想组建一个超级英雄小队,你应该帮我一把,主动成为我的队员。” „I reject!” “我拒绝！” „Why?” “为什么？” „X special service units sounded too stupid.” “x特工队听起来太沙雕了。” „Doesn't matter, changes name now, bomb special service unit how?” “没关系,现在就改名,炸弹特工队怎么样？” „It is not good.” “不好。” „Why, we can be the best combinations! You thought that you are not very fiery, cannot be joined to this name?” “为什么,我们会是最好的组合！难道你觉得自己不够火热,配不上这名字？” „No, is you cannot be joined to this name, the lead wire is too short, calling the bomb is not inappropriate.” “不,是你配不上这名字,引线太短,叫炸弹不合适。” „Fcuk!” “fcuk！” Finally, Luo Su joined the so-called x special service units, currently except for team leader Deadpool, only has his team member. 最终,罗素还是加入了所谓的x特工队,目前除了队长死侍,仅有他一名队员。 Very stupid, but is willing to lead him to pass through other world for Deadpool, can only choose to put in great inconvenience to itself. 很沙雕,但为了死侍心甘情愿带着他穿越其他世界,只能选择委屈了自己。 „Listening, Luo Su, as a super heroic intern, my some EXP must teach to you.” Deadpool is patting the shoulder of Luo Su, an appearance of seasoned person: „First, you must have your uniform, but must have an enough stupid nickname.” “听着,罗素,作为一名超级英雄实习生,我有一些经验要传授给你。”死侍拍着罗素的肩膀,一副过来人的模样:“首先,你得有自己的制服,还得有一个够沙雕的外号。” About uniform, Luo Su can only think of his black robe, the hesitation moment: „The words of nickname, my actually quite likes.” 关于制服,罗素只能想到他的黑袍,沉吟片刻:“外号的话,我倒是有一个比较喜欢的。” „Mentioned listens.” “说来听听。” Luo Su lowers the voice: „Imbatman!” 罗素压低嗓音:“imbatman！” With female Superman give-and-take, said that Batman does not have the issue. 和女超人有来有往,自称蝙蝠侠没问题。 „......” “……” The Deadpool silent three seconds, both hands were placed in the chest front x: „, Dc will not consider us to infringe upon the right, we cannot win the lawsuit, cannot repay this sum of money.” 死侍沉默三秒,双手在胸前摆了个x:“不可以,dc会告我们侵权,我们打不赢官司,也赔不起这笔钱。” Luo Su was speechless: „This...... really tm reasonable.” 罗素无语了:“这……真tm有道理。” „Therefore, you also do have other nickname? For example Brother Deadpool and Deadpool powdered iron and Deadpool lick dog anything!” “所以,你还有别的外号吗？比如死侍小弟、死侍铁粉、死侍舔狗什么的！” „I called Deathstroke.” “那我就叫丧钟。” „, Deathstroke is not dc!” Deadpool scratches the head crazily: „Waiter, you are aiming at me, in good condition why can raise my cousin?” “不可以,丧钟也是dc的！”死侍疯狂抓头:“伙计,你是不是在针对我,好端端的为什么要提我表哥？” Deathstroke, the super villain in dc world, old name Slade Wilson, but the Deadpool name is Wade Wilson. 丧钟,dc世界的超级反派,原名斯莱德・威尔逊,而死侍的名字是韦德・威尔逊。 Except for the name, two people are also quite similar in the modeling, not only that their weapons are the double blades , the mercenary family background, is good at wrestling. 除了名字,两人在造型上也极为相似,不仅如此,他们的武器都是双刀,也都雇佣兵出身,擅长格斗。 Deadpool had once said that he had the cousin's to name be Slade, Deathstroke also saying that he there is a half blood younger brother called Wade, was mutual saluting of Marvel and dc. 死侍曾说过,他有个表哥叫斯莱德,丧钟也说过,他有个同父异母的弟弟叫韦德,算是漫威和dc的互相致敬。 But in the cartoon history, Deathstroke was earlier than Deadpool appeared for 11 years. 但在漫画史上,丧钟比死侍早出现了十一年。 Right, Deathstroke was the Deadpool prototype, Luo Su like this said that to be purely disgusting he. 没错,丧钟就是死侍的原型,罗素这么说纯粹是为了恶心他。 „Wade, I am not intentionally am disgusting you, thought that my weapon and Deathstroke look like very much. Although also looks like with you very much, but I cannot snatch Deadpool this nickname, after all we are the brothers.” “韦德,我不是故意恶心你,就是觉得我的武器和丧钟很像。虽说和你也很像,但我不能抢死侍这个外号,毕竟我们是兄弟。” „Forget it, my good brothers, you to be disgusting I.” “得了吧,我的好兄弟,你就是为了恶心我。” Deadpool disdains cold snort/hum: „But you and Deathstroke person suppose incompatible, my cousin is 1 meter 93, but...... hehe, do not think that I cannot look, takes off shoes your 1 meter 8 not to have.” 死侍不屑冷哼:“但你和丧钟的人设不符,我表哥有一米93,而你……呵呵,别以为我看不出来,脱了鞋你连一米八都没有。” „Hiss!” “嘶！” Luo Su holds breath cold air, is angry saying: „I am 1 meter 79.5, rounding up is 1 meter 8.” 罗素倒吸一口凉气,大怒道:“我有一米79.5,四舍五入就是一米八。” „Hehe!” “呵呵！” „Do not study the pig to call, the reality and cartoon have discrepancies very normally, like your 【Deadpool】 2nd, in movie Cable 1 meter 79, in cartoon he exceeded 2 meters, you have also spat this trough specially.” “不要学猪叫,现实和漫画有出入很正常,就像你的【死侍】二,电影里电索一米79,漫画里他超过了二米,你还专门吐过这个槽。” „What's the big deal, in Avengers, he is Thanos!!” “那又怎样,在复联里,他是灭霸！！” „Thanos, my fist can kill one. Saying you are not possibly good, my one-on-one duel more than 200 Thanos, a sound has referred to them all kills.” “灭霸而已,我一拳就能打死一个。说出来你可能不行,我一次单挑过两百多个灭霸,一个响指把他们全杀了。” „Oh, I can hit 1000!” “哇哦,那我能打一千个！” „I can hit 10,000!” “我能打一万个！” „I 1 million!” “那我就一百万！” „......” “……” Two heads are head, angry resentment in one. After having gotten back one's composure, Luo Su draws back several steps, coughs to conceal lightly awkwardly. 不知不觉间,两人头顶头,怒气冲冲怼在了一起。回过神后,罗素退开几步,轻咳一声掩饰尴尬。 A Deadpool face is complacent, is not concerned about face this aspect, Luo Su is unable to place on a par with him. Moreover his meat and vegetarian dishes do not envy, just that was the small scene, the mouth he does not care to the mouth. 死侍一脸洋洋得意,在不要脸这方面,罗素根本无法与他相提并论。而且他荤素不忌,刚刚那一幕都是小场面,嘴对嘴他都不在乎。 „Listening, Luo Su, what nickname is good, is Deathstroke is not good.” “听着,罗素,什么外号都行,就是丧钟不行。” „Snort, your pirating goods that plagiarizes the Deathstroke person to suppose!” The Luo Su run said. “哼,你这个抄袭丧钟人设的盗版货！”罗素挤兑道。 The Deadpool air/Qi resulted in the face to be big: „Said again, I am not pirating, how the matter of cartoon can call pirating, that is salutes!” 死侍气得脸都大了:“再说一遍,我不是盗版,漫画的事情怎么能叫盗版,那是致敬！” „Plagiarism! Pirating!” “抄袭！盗版！” „How to say as you like, the cousin was earlier than me was born for several years, but...... cousin's popularity was too afterward bad, I had two independent films, his anything did not have.” Speaking of this, Deadpool starts to be self-satisfied. “随你怎么说,表哥只是比我早出生几年罢了,不过后来嘛……表哥的人气太差了,我有两部独立电影,他什么都没有。”说到这,死侍又开始得意起来。 Right, he was born late for several years, the matter of cartoon, who has the popularity who is the prototype! 没错,他只是晚出生几年罢了,漫画的事,谁有人气谁就是原型！ Luo Su must not exposed to this rampant villain, refuted: „Has, Deathstroke has been a guest performer the soap opera, he still had/left the painted eggshell in Justice League, in the future can rehearse with Batman.” 罗素就见不得这种嚣张的小人,反驳道:“有的,丧钟有客串过电视剧,他还在正义联盟出彩蛋了,未来会和蝙蝠侠对戏。” „Ha, what's the big deal, I am the super hero, he is a villain!” “哈哈哈,那又怎么样,我是超级英雄,他是反派！” „Right, you are the super hero, in the next door dc movie studio, you also has the whole body green super hero movie! On the other hand, why 【Justice League】 Haven't you entered the stage?” Luo Su self-examines answers, is suddenly enlighted saying: „, Right, I thought that because you were throw the street, was the box-office poison!” “对对对,你是超级英雄,在隔壁dc摄影棚,你还有全身绿的超级英雄电影！话说回来,为什么【正义联盟】你没出场？”罗素自问自答,恍然大悟道:“哦,对了,我想起来了,因为你是个扑街,是票房毒药！” Deadpool: „......” 死侍:“……” Damn Canadian! Damn Green Lantern! 该死的加拿大人！该死的绿灯侠！