The tall building towers and heavy traffic, here is the brilliantly illuminated New York lively district. 高楼耸立、车水马龙,这里是灯火通明的纽约不夜城。 At night the neon is absent-minded, light is eye-catching, the crowd is bustling, the tidal divergence in main street and small alley, vividly weaves brightly with many colors, is attracting group by group the dream-chaser. 夜晚霓虹恍惚、灯光夺目,人群熙来攘往,潮水般分流在大街小巷,繁华编织成五光十色,吸引着一批又一批追梦人。 But in this ostentatious back, more streets and alleys shelters evil people and countenances evil practices, some place street lights went bad the person not to manage. 但在这浮华的背后,更多的街巷藏污纳垢,有的地方路灯坏了都人没管。 Luo Su by the lane entrance, a cigarette selects slantingly, knits the brows to ponder this time World Mission. 罗素斜靠在巷口,一根香烟点起,皱眉思考这次的世界任务。 Some pressures are dynamic, because of the Dormammu reason, his urgently needed battle efficiency explosive table Character Card, Skill Card and Item Card that also or the ability goes against heaven's will. 有压力才有动力,因为多玛姆的缘故,他急需一张战斗力爆表的人物卡,又或者能力逆天的技能卡、物品卡。 Just started to discover that is the Spider-Man world, Luo Su was very disappointed, in the trilogy did not have one to hit, but also insufficient Dormammu stops up gap between teeth, but the appearance of Deadpool made him see the hope. 刚开始发现是蜘蛛侠的世界,罗素很失望,三部曲里没一个能打的,还不够多玛姆塞牙缝,但死侍的出现让他看到了希望。 The random shuttle enters other world, so long as Luo Su restrains by force is not completing mission, walks several world with Deadpool, always 1-2 opportunities, can run into a powerful character. 任意穿梭进入其他世界,只要罗素强压着不完成任务,和死侍多走几个世界,总有1-2机会,能遇到一个实力强大的人物。 The idea is very good, very fatal issues, Deadpool this fellow is far-fetched, thinks one is, impossible honest obedient. 想法很好,却有一个非常致命的问题,死侍这家伙不靠谱,想一出是一出,不可能老老实实听话。 „Hi, the waiter, making you wait for a long time. You know that by my ability, is impossible to be lower than a half hour.” Deadpool went out from the lane, put in order the new clothes, and hat wears good. “嗨,伙计,让你久等了。你知道的,以我的能力,不可能低于半小时。”死侍从巷子里走出,整了整身上的新衣服,并将帽子戴好。 In rags is a bad custom, therefore he borrowed one set from several social people, the riding boot, trousers and leather jacket, a stetson, the modeling looked like the wilderness to chase...... the personal escort greatly. 衣不蔽体是个坏习惯,所以他从几位社会人身上借了一套,马靴、长裤、皮夹克,还有一顶牛仔帽,造型像极了荒野大嫖……镖客。 „Walks, first went back to say again.” “走吧,先回去再说。” Luo Su puts out the equipment of Deadpool from the space ring, the double blade and dual spears/pistols, the venom of package in water ball, all threw into the opposite party arms. 罗素从空间戒指里拿出死侍的装备,双刀、双枪,还有包裹在水球里的毒液,全扔进了对方怀里。 Deadpool is holding own equipment, with Luo Su face-to-face, maintains the step to back up walk: „Although I care about 10 w USD, but we, since achieved the employment relations, you were this/should say the name?” 死侍抱着自己的装备,和罗素面对面,保持步伐倒退着行走:“虽说我更在意10w美刀,但我们既然达成了雇佣关系,你是不是该把名字说出来了？” „I called Luo Su, was......” “我叫罗素,是……” Crash-bang! 哗啦啦！ The sword and spear and water ball fall in the place, Deadpool both hands cover the face, cannot believe saying: „My God! You are Luo Su, you unexpectedly are Luo Su! The waiters , are not right, is the hot fist, you long is like this big?” 刀枪、水球掉落在地,死侍双手捂脸,不可置信道:“我的上帝啊！你是罗素,你居然是罗素！伙计,哦,不对,是火拳,你已经长这么大了？” „Wait, is not right! The actor of hot fist is a New Zealander, but you are an Asian.” “等等,不对啊！火拳的演员是新西兰人,而你是个亚洲人。” „I am not that young fatty.” Luo Su shows the whites of the eyes, lifts the foot to step the ground the water ball, the venom attains the humble abode of round newly, tries to roll to escape attempted. “我不是那个小胖子。”罗素翻了个白眼,抬脚踩住地上的水球,毒液新获圆溜溜的蜗居,试图滚动逃跑未遂。 After this thinks clarifies, this topic ended, finally Luo Su underestimated the nervousness of Deadpool, his sargent jump, after falling to the ground, transferred three, puts out a hand to place on the wall to start the concave modeling. 本以为澄清之后,这个话题就结束了,结果罗素还是小看了死侍的神经质,他原地跳起,落地后转了三圈,伸手放在墙上开始凹造型。 „I knew, you called Luo Su, certainly was the director of avenger!” “我知道了,你叫罗素,一定是复仇者的导演！” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” „Director mister, you looked that I can enter the Avengers?” “导演先生,你看我能进复仇者联盟吗？” Deadpool lifted the hand to stroke under the stetson hat brim, felt that lacked anything, seized the half cigarette butt from Luo Su, attracted one ruthlessly, spat the smoke rings to say deeply: „Heard that small Robert Tony had died, the avenger needs a new C big shot to save them, for example I, 【Deadpool】 First invests 5800 ten thousand USD, the global crazy volume box office is close to 8 hundred million USD, you are worth having.” 死侍抬手捋了下牛仔帽帽檐,感觉缺了点什么,从罗素手里夺走半截烟屁股,狠狠吸了一口,吐着烟圈深沉道:“听说小罗伯特・唐尼已经死了,复仇者需要一位新的c咖大佬来拯救他们,比如说我,【死侍】第一部投资5800万美刀,全球狂卷票房接近八亿美刀,你值得拥有。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Deadpool sobbed the feeling: „Pitifully Scarlet Johnson also died, we once fell in love, is actually not able to collaborate on the big silver screen again. Director, you will resurrect her, right?” 死侍唏嘘感慨:“可惜斯嘉丽・约翰逊也死了,我们曾经那么相爱,却无法在大银幕上再度联手。导演,你会复活她的,对吗？” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Deadpool took up the cigarette butt to twist twisting on the wall, whiz one arrived at side Luo Su, small sound said: „Director, the custom I understand, you can feel relieved, my salary super small advantage. Moreover I am my manager, immediately signs the contracts of 10 movies not to have the issue, un, 20 can also discuss.” 死侍拿起烟屁股在墙上拧了拧,嗖的一下来到罗素身边,小声道:“导演,规矩我懂,你可以放心,我片酬超级便宜。而且我自己就是我的经纪人,马上签十部电影的合约也没问题,嗯,20部也可以商量。” The essential factor are too many, Luo Su does not know where since should from spit, shoves open Deadpool to build the arm on own shoulder: „, You were too ugly!” 要素太多,罗素不知道该从哪吐起,推开死侍搭在自己肩上的胳膊:“不了,你太丑了！” „What!?” “what！？” Deadpool is angry, holds the arm of Luo Su, talked endlessly: „Director, I think that you are person who pays great attention to the connotation, your unexpectedly like this is never expected that superficial.” 死侍大怒,抓住罗素的胳膊,喋喋不休道:“导演,我本以为你是个注重内涵的人,没想到你居然这么肤浅。” „Sorry, superficial is not I, but is an audience. I am the commercial film film-maker, the commercial film make money to put it bluntly, being to make the audience crisp, therefore they want to look at anything, I pat anything.” “抱歉,肤浅的不是我,而是观众。我是商业片电影人,商业片说白了就是赚钱,就是要让观众爽,所以他们想看什么,我就拍什么。” „Right, the fans like me, I also make money very much.” “没错啊,粉丝们喜欢我,我也很赚钱。” „That is because they without see like this to be inexpensive on the big screen, when they were used to it, you would have no market.” “那是因为他们没在大荧幕上见过这么贱的,等他们习惯了,你就没市场了。” „Is impossible, I will imagine them forever am more inexpensive than!” “不可能,我会永远比他们想象中更贱！” „......” “……” Actually what Luo Su wants to complain, Deadpool like this is ugly, unexpectedly can also pass through. 其实罗素更想吐槽的是,死侍这么丑,居然也能穿越。 It is not aimless, but is the reality is very brutal. 并非无的放矢,而是现实真的很残酷。 Nowadays, crossing over must male commander woman dressing up, even if the ancestors were ugly, after passing through, must the face value online, otherwise the audience or the reader did not have the substitution feeling, after all in the real life who grew not badly. 这年头,穿越者必须男的帅女的靓,哪怕上辈子丑,穿越之后也必须颜值在线,不然观众或者读者没有代入感,毕竟现实生活中谁长得都不差。 ...... …… All the way chatty, the broken mouth of Deadpool has not stopped, Luo Su was driven beyond the limits of forbearance to call a hiring, however and had no egg to use. The driver halfway refuses to take passengers, if Deadpool does not get out, he would rather die than to touch the steering wheel. 一路上叽叽歪歪,死侍的破嘴就没停过,罗素忍无可忍叫了辆出租,然而并没有什么卵用。司机半路拒载,如果死侍不下车,他宁死也不肯碰一下方向盘。 Returns to the home with great difficulty, Luo Su understood finally, why Deadpool saves the world repeatedly, other heroes still dislike he. The reference theory of relativity, with Deadpool in the same place, a day is equal to one year, this is spiritual suffering. 好不容易返回家中,罗素终于理解了,为什么死侍多次拯救世界,其他英雄依然不待见他。参考相对论,和死侍在一起,一天等于一年,这是一种精神上的折磨。 „This is 10 ten thousand USD, the contract does not sign, signed in any case also uselessly, after the matter becomes, I again to you 10 ten thousand USD.” Luo Su after nightstand the flour dim sum ten stacks of bills, pounded ruthlessly on the Deadpool face. “这是十万美刀,合同就不签了,反正签了也没用,事成之后我会再给你十万美刀。”罗素从床头柜后面点了十沓钞票,狠狠砸在了死侍脸上。 The latter picks up the bill Yin, the complexion clear uncertain, is not because Luo Su trampled his self-respect, but saw behind the nightstand also has many bills, felt that the business did to owe. 后者捡起钞票,脸色阴晴不定,不是因为罗素践踏了他的自尊心,而是看到了床头柜后面还有很多钞票,感觉生意做亏了。 „Waiter...... not, Boss, you possibly misunderstood anything.” Deadpool holds money Wangdou, said shameless: „What I said that money that world 10 ten thousand USD, you give, can only make you pass through one time.” “伙计……不,老板,你可能误会了什么。”死侍将钱往兜里一揣,恬不知耻道:“我说的是,一个世界十万美刀,你给的钱,只能让你穿越一次。” „10 ten thousand USD?” Luo Su is frowning to look to Deadpool, in the eye none twinkle. “一次十万美刀？”罗素皱着眉头看向死侍,眼中精光闪烁。 Deadpool tightened the bosom bill: „Boss, if you are discontented with the price, can handle the yearly payment member, enjoys to pass through the half-price service for the second time.” 死侍紧了紧怀里的钞票:“老板,如果你对价格不满,可以办理年费会员,享受第二次穿越半价服务。” „Does not need to handle the yearly payment member, 10 ten thousand USD have no issue, just commitment was invariable, after the matter became, I will still supplement 10 ten thousand USD.” The Luo Su corners of the mouth bring back slightly, Deadpool is far-fetched, but the bill can make him credible. “不用办理年费会员,一次十万美刀没有任何问题,刚刚的承诺不变,事成之后我仍会追加十万美刀。”罗素嘴角微微勾起,死侍不靠谱,但钞票能让他靠谱起来。 Deadpool hears word is ecstatic: „The appearance that God, you spend was too graceful, looks at me to be choked up with emotions, the side sketch increased 20 centimeters!” 死侍闻言心花怒放:“上帝啊,你花钱的样子太帅了,看得我心潮澎湃,侧面剪影足足增加了20公分！” Luo Su hehe smiles, lifts the hand to take up the cigarette lighter, lights one stack of USD, then lit the cigarette with it: „Wilson, if......” 罗素呵呵一笑,抬手拿起打火机,点燃一沓美刀,然后用其点燃了香烟:“威尔逊,如果……” Deadpool throws out the chest to raise the head, holds up the head to stand at attention: „Boss, you called me Wade to be OK.” 死侍挺胸抬头,昂首立正:“老板,您叫我韦德就可以了。” „Wade, if you can sew on the mouth, 20 ten thousand USD, the boss I am not short of money!” “韦德,如果你能把嘴巴缝上,一次20万美刀都可以,老板我不差钱！” „......” “呃……” During Deadpool bites the nail to fall into intertwines, after long time, is determined to open the mouth: „Boss, I know that you are very rich, but I like doing 10 ten thousand USD business.” 死侍咬着指甲陷入纠结之中,半晌后,下定决心开口:“老板,我知道你很有钱,但我更喜欢做十万美刀的生意。” Said that this saying, the Deadpool pain closed the eye, two tear stains are having to concave-convex on the face falls. 说完这话,死侍痛苦闭上了眼睛,两道泪痕在凹凸有致的面庞上滑落。 He regretted, runs into a triumphant child with great difficulty, initially should not state categorically, the counter-offer much is good! 他后悔了,好不容易遇到一个凯子,当初就不该一口咬定,再还还价多好！ This situation, imported the daily thing with the past Middle East local tyrants to some country, some country reported one to believe the crazed price, the Middle East local tyrants never imagined finally, complied. 这种情况,就和当年中东土豪向某国进口日常用品,某国报了一个自认为丧心病狂的价格,结果中东土豪想都没想,一口就答应了。 Some country thought that the report lowered, quickly adds on one ‚USD’, does a Middle East local tyrant face stuffily to compel, to do the import and export business not to pay up with USD? 某国觉得报低了,急忙加上一句‘美刀’,搞得中东土豪一脸闷逼,做进出口生意不都用美刀结账吗？ When sad, Deadpool turns on the television, prepares to seek for the unlucky egg in the news, comforts the small mind that he is wounded with others' pain. 伤心之余,死侍打开电视,准备在新闻里寻找倒霉蛋,用别人的痛苦来安抚他受创的小心灵。 „Wade, the account has tied, when do we start the next world?” Luo Su one garrulous USD pile, took in the space ring, this thinks that is the useless scrap paper, has not thought that also really applies. “韦德,账已经结了,我们什么时候启程去下一个世界？”罗素将一沓沓美刀摞好,收进了空间戒指,本以为是无用的废纸,没想到还真派上了用场。 „When......” “什么时候都……” Deadpool was saying suddenly stops, because the television news urgent emergency broadcast, in the picture Doctor Octopus fights Spider-Man, finally the Doctor Octopus use hostage, successfully escapes. 死侍说着突然停下,因为电视新闻紧急插播,画面中章鱼博士大战蜘蛛侠,最终章鱼博士利用人质,成功逃脱。 Reads the news, Deadpool is serious: „Boss, I have a dream.” 看完新闻,死侍一脸严肃:“老板,我有一个梦想。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……”