AE :: Volume #15 我讨厌死侍

#598: Breaks the fourth wall


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The venom is the symbiont and extraterrestrial single cell life, can make the good person improve, making the unprincipled person go bad. Therefore, when it and Deadpool fuse a body, can...... 毒液是共生体、外星单细胞生命,能让好人变好,让坏人变坏。所以,当它和死侍融合成一体,就会…… It seems like no difference, as an anti-hero, Deadpool is the bastard who a love enjoys and thinks only of making money! 呃,貌似没啥区别,作为一名反英雄,死侍本来就是个爱享受、向钱看的混蛋! Luo Su moves his venom coat, to weaken his battle efficiency, at least leaves often pulls out the thing to come out from the mouth, is joined to his bad lines, too disgusting person. 罗素扒掉他身上的毒液外衣,是为了削弱他的战斗力,至少别动不动就从嘴里掏东西出来,配上他糟糕的台词,太恶心人了。 God, who prevents him, throws the distant point with that hot thing him.” On the Deadpool mouth like this said, the body actually charged to go forward, brandishes the double blade and Luo Su hits in one. “上帝啊,谁来阻止他,把他和那根热乎乎的东西扔远点。”死侍嘴上这么说,身体却冲锋前进,挥舞双刀和罗素打在了一起。 Ding! 叮! Luo Su both hands grasp the blade to divide again , the Deadpool overlapping double blade standard keeps off, two people same place test of strength, Luo Su is gradually weak, strength of large scale improvement in front of venom version Deadpool, big disparity. 罗素双手握刀重劈而下,死侍交叉双刀格挡,两人原地角力,罗素渐渐不支,大幅度提升的力量在毒液版死侍面前,还有不小的差距。 Naturally, this is because he has not used the strength of Angel! 当然,这是因为他没有使用天使之力! „, You are not good, what can a like this strength do? Therefore I often said, the young people must understand the frugal ball......” “啧啧啧,你不行啊,这么点力气能干什么?所以我常说,年轻人要懂得节约弹……啊啊啊” ! 噼里啪啦! The electric arc from the blade edge spreads to Deadpool on, shines his huge black body electricity all over the body, once in a while can see the white skeleton. 电弧从刀锋蔓延至死侍身上,将他庞大的黑色身躯电得通体发亮,间或可以看到白色的骨架。 Clang! 锵! Two blade glow flash through, Deadpool grasps both hands of blade to fall in the place, he is calling out pitifully running off. 两道刀芒闪过,死侍握刀的双手掉落在地,他本人则惨叫着跑开。 Damn, has the skill you not to discharge!” “该死,有本事你别放电!” Suddenly runs 20 meters, broke the wrist spot to grow two palms, the venom increases the luck his self-recovery ability. The fault is, the venom extremely repugnant high temperature, repels to the Luo Su lightning extremely. 眨眼间跑出二十米,断腕部位重新生长出两只手掌,毒液增福了他的自愈能力。坏处是,毒液极其讨厌高温,对罗素的闪电极度排斥。 Hehe, you think that will discharge to frighten Uncle Deadpool? I stand here, you dare to go forward one step, I dare to step back, making you unable to bump!” Suffers a loss in the lightning continuously, Deadpool a little does not want to play. “嘿嘿,你以为会放电就能吓到死侍大爷了吗?我就站在这里,你敢上前一步,我就敢退后一步,让你碰不着!”连续在闪电上吃亏,死侍有点不想玩了。 „, Changed name? Aren't you Hugh Jackman?” “哦,改名了?你不是休・杰克曼吗?” Looked at the eye momentarily Deadpool that prepares to travel, Luo Su maintains freezes, without meaning of pursuit. 看了眼随时准备跑路的死侍,罗素保持原地不动,没有追击的意思。 I was happy, what likes calling to call what, can you manage?” Deadpool clamored same place, compared a middle finger toward Luo Su, said: Continues to be no interesting, you cannot win me in any case, today arrives at this!” “我高兴,爱叫什么就叫什么,你管得着吗?”死侍原地叫嚣,又朝罗素比了个中指,才开口说道:“继续下去没什么意思,反正你打不赢我,今天就到这吧!” „Did you determine?” “你确定?” Naturally, you cannot catch up with me.” “当然,你追不上我。” Ahem!” “哼哼!” Luo Su cracks into a smile, the whole body electric arc blooming ray, in the electric discharge sound, three silver-white great wolves walked from his within the body. 罗素咧嘴一笑,周身电弧绽放光芒,在噼里啪啦的放电声中,三头银白色巨狼从他体内走了出来。 Now?” “现在呢?” Your pet is very good, but I like the electricity mouse.” “你的宠物很不错,但我更喜欢电老鼠。” Deadpool showed off power saying that after suddenly time, three great wolves have thrown front. He turns over/stands up leaps, flies high to make very difficult gymnastics posture, hides in the crevice that three great wolves swooped keenly. 死侍逞强说了一句,眨眼的功夫过后,三头巨狼已经扑到了面前。他翻身一跃,凌空做出高难度的体操姿势,灵敏躲进了三头巨狼飞扑的空隙中。 ! 噼里啪啦! The great wolf is in the midair, changes to the running water plasma body, surrounds the sphere, bound Deadpool. 巨狼身在半空,化作流水般的电浆体,环绕成圆球,将死侍裹了进去。 Oh!” “啊哦!” Bang!!! 轰!!! Roasts the white ray to lighten the nighttime sky, the lawn ground in park is fired the hard coke, the Deadpool whole body belches smoke, pours in the big hole weak, the hands and feet twitches once for a while several. 炙白色的光芒点亮夜空,公园的草坪地面被烧成焦炭,死侍全身冒烟,瘫软倒在大坑里,手脚时不时抽搐几下。 Was put on by him in venom part most carbonization, only remains dreads the high temperature, is separated witheringly, runs away toward the distant place. 被他穿在身上的毒液部分大部分炭化,仅剩的一些畏惧高温,蔫巴巴脱离出去,向着远方逃窜。 Luo Su waves to cut off nearby fire hydrant, with the Ring of Water Nenya control water current, curls up the venom to change to vortex of one group of crazy revolving. 罗素挥手斩断旁边的消防栓,用水之戒南雅操控水流,卷起毒液化作一团疯狂旋转的漩涡。 Roar roar roar “吼吼吼” Several of a jet black fierce big face in the water current condenses the formation times, is roaring to the Luo Su hissing, is unable to be separated from the running water vortex. 一张漆黑的狰狞大脸在水流中几次凝聚成型,对着罗素嘶声咆哮,却怎么也无法脱离流水漩涡。 Luo Su walks to go forward, occupies a commanding position to look at Deadpool, the latter whole body is in rags, the self-recovery ability becomes effective, slips off the black hard scab, revealed inside new student/life flesh. 罗素走上前,居高临下看着死侍,后者全身衣不蔽体,自愈能力生效,褪下黑色硬痂,露出了里面的新生肌肤。 To be honest, this full is the burn scar appearance, might as well just fired the carbon to come pleasant. 说实话,这幅满是烧伤疤痕的模样,还不如刚刚烧成碳来得赏心悦目。 Deadpool lies down on the ground, depends the body of not dying, the mouth flower ikebana: Bastard, harms me to disfigure one's face, you must be responsible. Un...... gives money on the line!” 死侍躺在地上,仗着不死之躯,口花花道:“混蛋,害我毁了容,你得负责。嗯……给钱就行!” Ding! Host triggers World Mission 【叮!宿主触发世界任务 World Mission: Heroes / villain arrives! Ends super villain personally / hero ( 0 / 6 )】 世界任务:英雄/反派降临!亲手终结超级反派/英雄】 【The mission failure, stays in this world forever, / hero was chased down by super villain without limits 任务失败,永远停留在此世界,被超级反派/英雄无止境追杀】 Quite baffling, suddenly triggered World Mission, seems like can solve with ease. 没头没尾,突然就触发了世界任务,看起来很轻松就能解决。 Hi, you stare at my fruit body to do, first reaches an agreement, I collect fees very high......” “嗨,你盯着我的果体想干什么,先说好,我收费很高的……” „......” “……” Luo Su raises the Adamantium blade but actually, a blade spikes the Deadpool mouth, its nail in the ground, makes the opposite party shut up temporarily, how ponders over to complete World Mission. 罗素倒提艾德曼合金刀,一刀戳进死侍嘴里,将其钉在地面,暂时让对方闭上了嘴,琢磨着如何完成世界任务 Ends 6 super villains or the super heroes, is the hero only to get rid of the villain, vice versa. 终结六名超级反派或者超级英雄,做英雄就只能干掉反派,反之亦然。 The character who in the present Spider-Man world, can be called the hero, only has Peter Parker and Deadpool. The anti-hero is also a hero, even the reputation rotten avenue, the manner is rotten and inexpensive, Deadpool is still a hero. 现在的蜘蛛侠世界里,称得上英雄的人物,仅有彼得・帕克和死侍。反英雄也是英雄,即便名声烂大街,为人又烂又贱,死侍也是个英雄。 But the villain, existing Doctor Octopus enters the stage, in the future will have Sandman, small Green Goblin and extraterrestrial symbiont venom...... 而反派,现有章鱼博士出场,未来还会有沙人、小绿魔、外星共生体毒液…… Wait, Deadpool venom, with the venom that the future can present, is the same? 等等,死侍身上的毒液,和未来会出现的毒液,是不是同一只? „It is not same only also useless, were too few, the quantity is insufficient.” “不是同一只也没用,太少了,数量不够。” Luo Su frowns tightly, the super hero or the villain, the population cannot achieve 6 unilaterally. 罗素紧皱眉头,不论是超级英雄还是反派,单方面人数都达不到六个。 Moreover, what most pit father is, Doctor Octopus, Sandman and later period of small Green Goblin washed white, was the villains also two said. 而且,最坑爹的是,章鱼博士沙人、小绿魔后期都洗白了,算不算反派都还两说。 As for the venom, Luo Su discovered speechless, the setting of this goods is like Deadpool, is an anti-hero. 至于毒液,罗素无语地发现,这货的设定和死侍一样,也是个反英雄。 Suddenly, Luo Su is thorough, the Spider-Man world except for dying Green Goblin, a nice super villain could not look unexpectedly. 一时间,罗素彻底无语,蜘蛛侠世界除了死掉的绿魔,居然连个像样的超级反派都找不出来。 Changes a mentality, perhaps I can wait for them to wash started white again, this can collect 6.” Luo Su gets a sudden inspiration, but quick denied: „It is not my being able to get down hand, but just received Parker to be the little brother, reaching an agreement is covering him, turns around to get angry does not recognize people, is contrary to the principle that I do what has said.” “换个思路,或许我可以等他们洗白了再下手,这样就能凑齐六个了。”罗素灵机一动,但很快就否定了:“不是我下不去手,而是刚收了帕克做小弟,说好罩着他,转身就翻脸不认人,有违我言出必行的原则。” Waiter, whom do you want to get rid of? I heard you to say Parker, I urged you to be good, he was my love, if you dare to move his, I took the blade threat to make the editor draw dead you!” “伙计,你要干掉谁?我听到你说帕克了,我劝你善良,他是我的挚爱,如果你敢动他一下,我就拿刀威胁让编辑画死你!” Luo Su lowers the head looked, Deadpool does not know when worked loose the Adamantium blade, cannot call to work loose, he moves following the blade edge backward, depends upon the self-recovery ability, making the blade edge slip into the chest, liberated the mouth. 罗素低头一看,死侍不知何时挣脱了艾德曼合金刀,不能叫挣脱,他顺着刀锋向后挪,依靠自愈能力,让刀锋滑到了胸口,把嘴巴解放了出来。 Is a ruthless person! 是个狠人! Luo Su is astonished, along with tastes: You misunderstood, I meant that gets rid of the venom.” 罗素惊愕无比,随口道:“你听错了,我是说干掉毒液。” Ok, so long as is not Parker, all said.” Deadpool ten fingers of overlapping, the pillow after the brain, the chest is inserting a blade, a very crisp appearance. “ok,只要不是帕克,一切都好说。”死侍十指交叉,枕在脑后,胸口插着把刀,一副很爽的模样。 Luo Su thought mistakenly, Deadpool does not care about the venom, does not care about its additional ability promotion, having is the same. His Marvel universe, is vertically and horizontally disgusting various group of heroes in circle cannot eat meal, is not the strength. 罗素想错了,死侍并不在乎毒液,也不在乎其附加的能力提升,有没有都一样。他纵横漫威宇宙,把圈子里的各路英雄恶心得吃不下饭,靠得就不是实力。 But is his body of not dying...... is not right, is his endless mouth. 而是他的不死之身……不对,靠得是他那张喋喋不休的嘴。 You as if enjoy...... Luo Su very much speaking of this, the complexion fiercely changes: Just you said anything, said again!” “你似乎很享受……”罗素说到这,脸色猛地一变:“刚刚你说什么,再说一遍!” Ha, you made me say, I said that Uncle Deadpool did not attach great importance to face-saving?” Deadpool smiled. “哈,你让我说,我就说,死侍大爷不要面子的吗?”死侍笑了。 ! 噼里啪啦! Had the words to say well, so long as were rich, the face can also discuss!” “啊啊啊有话好好说,只要有钱,面子也是可以商量的!” Luo Su narrows the eye: You just said, can threaten the editor to draw dead I with the blade?” 罗素眯起眼睛:“你刚刚说,要拿刀威胁编辑画死我?” Deadpool hears word, the complexion instantaneous is dignified: No, you misunderstood, what I want to get rid of is Ryan Reynolds, that Canadian.” 死侍闻言,脸色瞬间凝重起来:“没有,你听错了,我想干掉的是瑞安・雷诺兹,那个加拿大人。” No, I have not misunderstood, you mentioned the cartoon edition.” “不,我没有听错,你提到了漫画编辑。” Luo Su draws out the Adamantium blade fiercely, puts out a hand toward vortex water current one move, the turbulent current rapid dispelling extra amount of tumbling, changed to the fist big water ball to fall on his palm. 罗素猛地拔出艾德曼合金刀,伸手朝漩涡水流一招,翻滚的激流飞速排开多余部分,化作拳头大的水球落在了他掌心。 The venom was extruded black thick shape, is stranded in the center the seal, can say, so long as the water ball does not leave the Ring of Water Nenya control range, venom this whole life do not want to go out. 毒液被挤压成黑色稠状物,困在中心惨遭封印,可以说,只要水球不离开水之戒南雅的掌控范围,毒液这辈子就别想出去了。 Luo Su lifts the hand to throw the venom in the Deadpool bosom, latter grips the water ball, covered the chest of wind blood to stand single-handedly: What do you mean? First reaches an agreement, even if your like this does, I will not be grateful, will not fall in love with you, what I love is zither | Jean Grey.” 罗素抬手将毒液扔在死侍怀里,后者一手握住水球,一手捂着飙血的胸口站了起来:“什么意思?先说好,就算你这么做,我也不会感恩戴德,更不会爱上你,我爱的是琴・格雷。” Deadpool throws the stem, Luo Su avoids perfectly: Truth told you, I had the mission again body, must get rid of 6 super villains and super heroes, this need your help.” 死侍抛梗,罗素完美避开:“实话告诉你,我有任务再身,要干掉六个超级反派和超级英雄,这需要你的帮助。” Cannot understand!” “听不懂!” You have the ability that breaks the fourth wall, can lead me to go to other world, helping me complete mission.” “你有打破第四道墙的能力,可以带我去其他世界,帮我完成任务。” Therefore, why I do want to help you?” Deadpool disdained to smile, buckled the nose. “所以呢,为什么我要帮你?”死侍不屑一笑,扣了扣鼻子。 You do not help not relate, I get rid of Spider-Man Peter Parker to make up the number!” “你不帮也没关系,我就干掉蜘蛛侠彼得・帕克来凑数!” Hehe, do you threaten Uncle Deadpool unexpectedly?” Deadpool disdains to smile, pulled out the ear. “呵呵,你居然威胁死侍大爷?”死侍不屑一笑,又掏了掏耳朵。 Right!” “没错!” Sorry, I......” Deadpool do not disdain to smile, completed with a hand pulls out the ear buckles the nose. “抱歉,我不……”死侍不屑一笑,用一只手完成了边掏耳朵边扣鼻子。 10 w USD!” “10w美刀!” Deal!” “成交!”
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