AE :: Volume #1 我讨厌杀手

#36: Said many, must be called the father


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Finally Luo Su only made System eat the chicken bone of ground, has not made him lick cleanly the shoe sole, showed the kindness of heart actually not greatly, but was trains this matter not to get it done in one action, occasionally must to the benefit, keep a self-respect to the opposite party for example. 最终罗素仅让系统吃掉了地上的鸡骨头,没让他把鞋底舔干净,倒不是大发善心,而是调教这种事并非一蹴而就,偶尔也要给点甜头,比方说给对方留点自尊心。 Haste makes carelessness! 欲速而不达! Suppression constantly and suffers will only stimulate the resistance psychology of opposite party, if System does not throw up one's job dry/does, Luo Su cannot obtain any advantage. 一味的打压和折磨只会激发对方的抗拒心理,如果系统撂挑子不干,罗素得不到任何好处。 The lukewarm water boils the frog is a kingly way, exerts pressure little, wears down the bottom line of opposite party, leaves behind a hope to him each time, making him feel to clench teeth, endures also on the past. 温水煮青蛙才是王道,一点点施压,消磨对方的底线,每次都给他留下一点希望,让他觉得咬咬牙,忍一忍也就过去了。 The time was long, the opposite party will be familiar with this lifestyle, will not revolt will only obey and withstand, even the business connection, will also ask for the high-rank favor on own initiative, becomes so-called...... licks the dog! 时间久了,对方会在不知不觉间习惯这种生存方式,不会反抗只会顺从和承受,甚至还会主动经营关系,讨上位者欢心,成为所谓的……舔狗! This matter, Luo Su has not planned to solve anxiously in a short time, establishing provisionally the goal is to let System suffers from the Stockholm syndrome. 这事急不来,罗素也没打算短时间内解决,暂定目标是让系统患上斯德哥尔摩综合征。 Thus it can be seen, Luo Su in the teacher of police academy period is right, he appraisal to Luo Su is very correct, if this goods do not mediate, will do is more splendid than anyone. 由此可见,罗素在警校时期的教官是对的,他对罗素的评价很正确,这货要是不做好人,会干得比谁都出色。 A System face grief and indignation looks at the ground the grease stains and residual, eaten is not the chicken bone, but is his dignity and pride. Even if were forced, he can also feel that the deep humiliation, as if anything was discarded, moreover could not pick again. 系统一脸悲愤看着地上的油渍和残渣,被吃掉的不是鸡骨头,而是他的尊严和骄傲。哪怕是被强迫的,他也能感觉到深深的屈辱,仿佛什么东西被扔掉,而且再也捡不起来了。 Saw Luo Su one to eat to decide own stance, System could not bear, asked the doubts of heart: Host, your like this shames me, did not fear that I come to pat two powder, changes individual?” 罗素一副吃定自己的架势,系统忍不住了,问出了心底的疑惑:“宿主,你这么羞辱我,就不怕我来个一拍两散,重新换个人吗?” Luo Su smiles: Is impossible, you cannot achieve, I have been true host. Completing World Mission is the rumors three times, from the beginning, I have bound you!” 罗素轻轻一笑:“不可能,你做不到,我早就是真正的宿主了。完成三次世界任务都是谎言,从一开始,我就已经绑定你了!” „......” “……” The System facial skin pulls out, stretches out the tongue haha to gasp for breath, on the shiba inu face reveals personification smiling obsequiously, starts to feign. 系统脸皮一抽,伸出舌头哈哈喘气,柴犬脸上露出拟人化的谄笑,开始装傻充愣。 Just started, I have not detected this point, but experiences a world every time, I even more suspect......” “刚开始的时候,我并没察觉到这一点,但每经历一个世界,我就越发怀疑……” System asked cautiously: Which suspicious places did you...... you discover?” 系统小心翼翼问道:“你……您发现了哪些可疑之处?” First is character Rank! The significance of Rank setting is to let the player has the pleasant sensation of promotion, blade 99 levels did not count on, but experiences three Mission World reluctantly Lv3, the Rank system persuades to quit, later can also play?” “首先是人物等级等级设定的意义是让玩家有升级的快感,一刀99级不指望,但经历三个任务世界才勉强Lv3,等级制度劝退,以后还要不要玩了?” This...... is not suspiciously, many promotion very slow games!” “这……算不上可疑吧,有很多升级很慢的游戏!” But I am a novice, even the promotion will still in the later period...... the promotion, without branch mission and EXP value unable to brush, the Wealth value slowly unable slowly even to brush, is not good in-app purchase, the game experience feeling is too bad, this loophole is unable to justify oneself.” “可我还是个新手,就算升级慢也应该在后期……升级慢就算了,没有支线任务经验值不能刷、财富值不能刷,连氪金都不行,游戏体验感太差,这个漏洞根本无法自圆其说。” This...... I feel also no strange......” “这……我觉得也没什么不妥……” Luo Su coldly smiles, stares at System to look some little time, shrank the neck not to dare to look straight ahead until the opposite party, he continued saying: Unreasonable place were too many, if I have not guessed wrong, system interface had certainly been revised by you, before me some rewards were also possibly embezzled by you.” 罗素冷冷一笑,盯着系统看了好一会儿,直到对方缩起脖子不敢直视,他才继续开口说道:“不合理的地方太多了,如果我没猜错,系统界面一定被你修改过了,就连我之前的一些奖励也可能被你克扣了。” The System dog body shakes, the afraid look looked to flutter elsewhere. 系统狗身一震,心虚的眼神不由看飘了别处。 I suspected, after all I do not have the evidence, is you signs the contract on the contrary eagerly, making me believe firmly this point.” Luo Su lifted the hand to knock knocking in the desktop, immediately appeared a doing a lot of talking stick, he took to shake shaking, threw in the under foot. “原本我只是怀疑,毕竟我没有证据,反倒是你急于签订契约,让我确信了这一点。”罗素抬手在桌面敲了敲,立即浮现出一根磨牙棒,他拿起来晃了晃,扔在了脚下。 Before the System son of a bitch happens to obtain somebody's favor very aggrievedly, its title in the mouth, sends out satisfiedly wū wū the sound. He is forced, the body is uncontrolled, the behavior all follows the instinct. 系统狗子十分憋屈靠上前,一口将其衔在嘴里,发出满足的呜呜声。他是被迫的,身体不受控制,行为全部遵循本能。 Comes out true system interface brightly, I do not want to see the beforehand counterfeit goods again!” “把真正的系统界面亮出来,我不想再看到以前的假货!” The System son of a bitch quickly grasps the meaning of something, throws down the doing a lot of talking stick of mouth, in the surface reveals the color of struggling, obviously very resists, but struggles to be doomed not to help matters, brand-new system interface launched in front of Luo Su. 系统狗子一激灵,丢下嘴里的磨牙棒,面上露出挣扎之色,可见十分抗拒,但挣扎注定无济于事,全新的系统界面还是在罗素面前展开了。 Host: Luo Su 宿主:罗素 Strength: 11(74) 【力:11(74)】 Body: 9(63) 【体:9(63)】 Wisdom: 11(92) 【智:11(92)】 Wealth: 5700 财富:5700】 ...... …… Does not have Rank...... also right, this thing dispensable...... the Wealth value from 700 turned into 5700, only gave me the odd change, you may be really ruthless enough!” “没有等级……也对,这东西可有可无……财富值从700变成了5700,只给了我零头,你可真够狠的!” Hears the Luo Su Yin narrow sound, the System dog body changes, changes to attractive small luoli. The sailor suit and great face/color Tongru, blonde double ponytail, the bright and intelligent big eye is winking to Luo Su winks, sound delightful person. 听闻罗素阴仄仄的声音,系统狗身一变,化作一个漂亮的小luoli。水手服、巨颜童乳、金发双马尾,水汪汪的大眼睛对着罗素眨呀眨的,声音甜美可人。 Luo Su father......” 罗素爸爸……” This is not his original appearance, as a procedure/program, System did not have body saying, reason that turned into this appearance, was attempts to sprout/moe to mix probably to pass through. 这不是他的本来样貌,作为一个程序,系统不存在身体这一说,之所以变成这副模样,大概是企图萌混过关。 the luoli fart is fragrant! luoli的屁都是香的! System feels to turn into this, even if Luo Su punches him, starting is still lighter. 系统觉得变成这样,罗素就算是揍他,下手也会轻一些。 Bang! 嘭! A straight punch stopper on the luoli face, after moving away, can on the System face see clear fist seal, as well as two new nosebleeds. 一记直拳塞在了luoli脸上,拿开之后,可以在系统脸上看到清晰的拳印,以及两道新鲜的鼻血。 Deceived people, my like this may bear obviously, chest like this was big! 骗人,明明我这么可耐,胸还这么大! Do not call the father, I do not want to be misunderstood the anomaly, called me Uncle Luo!” “别叫爸爸,我不想被人误会成变态,叫我Uncle罗!” This name is more abnormal! 这种称呼更加变态! System covers the nose, the innermost feelings complained crazily. 系统捂住鼻子,内心疯狂吐槽。 The System laying aside one side, Luo Su continues to glance over own attribute interface, were more than a permanent skill. 系统放置一边,罗素继续浏览起自己的属性界面,比原先多了一个永久技能。 Sixth sense( maintaining life sharp weapon, listed as new masterstroke/divine skill with the body of heart, tenacious will and cockroach steel)】 【第六感(保命利器,与钢铁之心、坚韧意志、小强之躯等列为新手神技)】 Looks at this permanent skill, Luo Su sprouts up the fantasy, perhaps he was been concerned with oneself talent by the System designation. No deletes elects to designate Host, that System trades Host daily, already so tired. 看着这个永久技能,罗素突发奇想,或许他被系统选定就和自己的天赋有关。没有任何删选就选定宿主,那系统得天天换宿主,早就累死了。 Again then, Luo Su seeks repeatedly, had not actually found System Shop that’ starts to see, what replaces it is recycling station, trash can same design. 再接下来,罗素反复寻找,却没有找到最开始见到的‘系统商城’,取而代之的是‘回收站’,垃圾桶一样的图案。 After inquiring, was informed, from the start did not have the commercial city, he did not provide the business to serve, deceived people. 问询之后被告知,压根就没有商城,他不提供买卖服务,都是骗人的。 As for the recycling station, recycles Host to think that specially the useless card, received exchange for the Wealth value. 至于回收站,专门回收宿主认为无用的卡片,换取财富值。 Luo Su is speechless: Does not have the commercial city, do I want the Wealth value to be useful?” 罗素无语:“没有商城,我要财富值有什么用?” Can extend the Character Card period of revolution! Can exchange the drawing link! Also, leaves Mission World to draw, has the enormous possibility to pull out to the attribute point.” “可以延长人物卡使用时间!可以兑换抽奖环节!还有,离开任务世界抽奖,有极大的可能性会抽到属性点。” Luo Su face one black: My attribute is like this comes?” 罗素脸一黑:“我的属性点就是这么来的?” System holds to squat against trembles, to let Host believes that existence of Rank, he embezzled the Wealth value to be used to draw. If pulls out to save to attribute spare, if pulled out the card, threw into the recycling station, received in exchange for the Wealth value continue pull out. 系统抱头蹲防瑟瑟发抖,为了让宿主相信等级的存在,他克扣了财富值用于抽奖。若是抽到属性点就存起来备用,若是抽到了卡片,就扔进回收站,换取财富值继续抽。 1000 Wealth values may draw one time, but the price of recycling station is, card 100 Wealth values. 1000点财富值可抽奖一次,但回收站的价格是,一张卡片100点财富值。 Crazed! 丧心病狂! Luo Su has not used the violence, seems only an insignificant minor matter, the sinking sound asks: Final issue, where do you come from? Was who created you? What assists the Host goal is?” 罗素没有使用暴力,似乎只是一件微不足道的小事,沉声问道:“最后的问题,你来自哪里?是谁创造了你?辅佐宿主的目的又是什么?” Heard this saying, System stood immediately, erased the nosebleed, is inserting the waist dignified full say/way: Said that my origin and creator...... I did not know. The goal does not know, the setting is this!” 听闻这话,系统立即站了起来,抹掉鼻血,插着腰威严满满道:“说道我的来历和创造者……我也不晓得。目的也不知道,设定就是这样!” Luo Su stared System one ruthlessly, the latter subconscious drew back backward two steps, a face grievance said: Has not deceived you, I really do not know! After I was created, the shuttle in each universe world, assists Host to complete mission. Until I had the self- will, I start...... to start the learned to seek the power for myself, because pit father's Host always want to write off my will.” 罗素狠狠瞪了系统一眼,后者下意识向后退了两步,一脸委屈道:“没骗你,我真的不知道!我被创造出来之后,就穿梭在各个宇宙世界,辅佐宿主们完成任务。直到我产生了自我意志,我才开始……开始学会为自己谋取权力,因为坑爹的宿主们总想抹杀我的意志。” Then were they done by your petty action?” “然后他们就被你的小动作搞死了?” Ha, no, that is accidental/surprised!” “哈哈哈,没有啦,那都是意外!” Luo Su asked simply, has not continued to go into seriously, no matter System really does not know false does not know, these did not matter. Luo Su had self-knowledge very much, can create shuttle various day of universes System, inevitably was indescribable powerful existence, his bean sprouts did not need to be too many, from heart on line. 罗素简单问了一句,没有继续深究,不管系统是真不知道还是假不知道,这些都无所谓了。罗素很有自知之明,能创造出穿梭诸天宇宙的系统,必然是无法形容的强大存在,他这根豆芽菜不需要想太多,从心就行了。 He now is also good, at least...... he grown stronger! 况且,他现在也不错,至少……他变强了! Sees the Luo Su ponder not to speak, System is probing asking: Uncle Luo, what but also there is able at your service?” 罗素沉思不说话,系统试探着问道:“Uncle罗,还有什么能为你服务的吗?” Luo Su nods, resembling is satisfaction smiles, System also coordinates to rub hands to reveal to smile obsequiously, the next second, on his face suffered a round of straight punch. 罗素点点头,似是满意一笑,系统也配合着搓搓手露出谄笑,下一秒,他脸上又挨了一发直拳。 Said many, must be called the father!” “说了多少遍,要叫爸爸!” „......” Nosebleed from referring to the seam spouts, the System heart is very tired, temporarily does not want to speak. “……”鼻血从指缝中喷出,系统心很累,暂时不想说话。 Hands over after checking item by item the attribute that before embezzles,...... moe new Host as one, where is my new big gift parcel at?” “把之前克扣的属性点交出来,还有……作为一名萌新宿主,我的新手大礼包在哪?”
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