FinallyLuo SuonlymadeSystemeat the chickenbone of ground, has not madehimlickcleanly the shoe sole, showed the kindness of heartactually notgreatly, butwastrainsthismatternot to get it done in one action, occasionally must to the benefit, keep a self-respectto the opposite partyfor example.
最终罗素仅让系统吃掉了地上的鸡骨头,没让他把鞋底舔干净,倒不是大发善心,而是调教这种事并非一蹴而就,偶尔也要给点甜头,比方说给对方留点自尊心。Haste makes carelessness!
欲速而不达!Suppressionconstantlyandsufferswill only stimulate the resistancepsychology of opposite party, ifSystemdoes not throw up one's jobdry/does, Luo Sucannot obtainanyadvantage.
一味的打压和折磨只会激发对方的抗拒心理,如果系统撂挑子不干,罗素得不到任何好处。
The lukewarm waterboils the frogis a kingly way, exerts pressurelittle, wears down the bottom line of opposite party, leaves behind a hopetohimeach time, makinghimfeelto clench teeth, enduresalsoon the past.
温水煮青蛙才是王道,一点点施压,消磨对方的底线,每次都给他留下一点希望,让他觉得咬咬牙,忍一忍也就过去了。
The timewas long, the opposite partywill be familiar withthislifestyle, will not revoltwill only obeyandwithstand, even the business connection, will also ask for the high-rankfavoron own initiative, becomesso-called...... licks the dog!
时间久了,对方会在不知不觉间习惯这种生存方式,不会反抗只会顺从和承受,甚至还会主动经营关系,讨上位者欢心,成为所谓的……舔狗!Thismatter, Luo Suhas not plannedto solveanxiouslyin a short time, establishing provisionally the goalisto letSystemsuffers from the Stockholmsyndrome.
这事急不来,罗素也没打算短时间内解决,暂定目标是让系统患上斯德哥尔摩综合征。Thus it can be seen, Luo Suin the teacher of police academyperiodis right, he appraisaltoLuo Suis very correct, ifthisgoodsdo not mediate, will dois more splendid than anyone.
由此可见,罗素在警校时期的教官是对的,他对罗素的评价很正确,这货要是不做好人,会干得比谁都出色。
A Systemfacegrief and indignationlooks at the ground the grease stains and residual, eatenis not the chickenbone, butishisdignity and pride. Even ifwere forced, he can also feel that the deephumiliation, as if anything was discarded, moreovercould not pickagain.系统一脸悲愤看着地上的油渍和残渣,被吃掉的不是鸡骨头,而是他的尊严和骄傲。哪怕是被强迫的,他也能感觉到深深的屈辱,仿佛什么东西被扔掉,而且再也捡不起来了。SawLuo Suoneto eatto decideownstance, Systemcould not bear, asked the doubts of heart: „Host, yourlike thisshamesme, did not fear that Icometo pattwopowder, changesindividual?”
见罗素一副吃定自己的架势,系统忍不住了,问出了心底的疑惑:“宿主,你这么羞辱我,就不怕我来个一拍两散,重新换个人吗?”Luo Susmiles: „Is impossible, youcannot achieve, Ihave beentrue host. CompletingWorld Missionis the rumorsthreetimes, from the beginning, Ihave boundyou!”罗素轻轻一笑:“不可能,你做不到,我早就是真正的宿主了。完成三次世界任务都是谎言,从一开始,我就已经绑定你了!”„......”
“……”
The Systemfacial skinpulls out, stretches out the tonguehahato gasp for breath, on the shiba inufacerevealspersonificationsmiling obsequiously, startsto feign.系统脸皮一抽,伸出舌头哈哈喘气,柴犬脸上露出拟人化的谄笑,开始装傻充愣。„Juststarted, Ihave not detectedthis point, butexperiences a worldevery time, Ieven moresuspect......”
“刚开始的时候,我并没察觉到这一点,但每经历一个世界,我就越发怀疑……”Systemaskedcautiously: „Whichsuspiciousplaces did you...... youdiscover?”系统小心翼翼问道:“你……您发现了哪些可疑之处?”„FirstischaracterRank! The significance of Ranksettingisto let the playerhas the pleasant sensation of promotion, blade99levelsdid not count on, butexperiencesthreeMission WorldreluctantlyLv3, the Ranksystempersuades to quit, later can also play?”
“首先是人物等级!等级设定的意义是让玩家有升级的快感,一刀99级不指望,但经历三个任务世界才勉强Lv3,等级制度劝退,以后还要不要玩了?”„This...... is notsuspiciously, many promotionveryslowgames!”
“这……算不上可疑吧,有很多升级很慢的游戏!”„ButIam a novice, even the promotion will still in the later period...... the promotion, withoutbranchmission and EXPvalue unable to brush, the Wealthvalueslowly unable slowlyevento brush, is not goodin-app purchase, the gameexperiencefeelingis too bad, thisloopholeis unable to justify oneself.”
“可我还是个新手,就算升级慢也应该在后期……升级慢就算了,没有支线任务、经验值不能刷、财富值不能刷,连氪金都不行,游戏体验感太差,这个漏洞根本无法自圆其说。”„This...... Ifeelalsonostrange......”
“这……我觉得也没什么不妥……”Luo Sucoldlysmiles, stares atSystemto looksome little time, shrank the necknot to dareto look straight aheaduntil the opposite party, hecontinued saying: „Unreasonableplacewere too many, ifIhave not guessedwrong, system interfacehad certainly been revisedbyyou, before mesomerewardswere also possibly embezzledbyyou.”罗素冷冷一笑,盯着系统看了好一会儿,直到对方缩起脖子不敢直视,他才继续开口说道:“不合理的地方太多了,如果我没猜错,系统界面一定被你修改过了,就连我之前的一些奖励也可能被你克扣了。”
The Systemdogbodyshakes, the afraidlooklookedto flutterelsewhere.系统狗身一震,心虚的眼神不由看飘了别处。„Isuspected,after allIdo not have the evidence, isyousigns the contracton the contraryeagerly, makingmebelieve firmlythis point.”Luo Sulifted the handto knockknockingin the desktop, immediatelyappeared a doing a lot of talkingstick, hetookto shakeshaking, threwin the under foot.
“原本我只是怀疑,毕竟我没有证据,反倒是你急于签订契约,让我确信了这一点。”罗素抬手在桌面敲了敲,立即浮现出一根磨牙棒,他拿起来晃了晃,扔在了脚下。
Before the Systemson of a bitchhappens to obtain somebody's favorveryaggrievedly, itstitlein the mouth, sends outsatisfiedlywū wū the sound. He is forced, the bodyis uncontrolled, the behaviorallfollows the instinct.系统狗子十分憋屈靠上前,一口将其衔在嘴里,发出满足的呜呜声。他是被迫的,身体不受控制,行为全部遵循本能。„Comes outtruesystem interfacebrightly, Ido not wantto see the beforehandcounterfeit goodsagain!”
“把真正的系统界面亮出来,我不想再看到以前的假货!”
The Systemson of a bitchquickly grasps the meaning of something, throws down the doing a lot of talkingstick of mouth, in the surfacereveals the color of struggling, obviouslyveryresists, butstrugglesto be doomednot to help matters, brand-newsystem interfacelaunchedin front ofLuo Su.系统狗子一激灵,丢下嘴里的磨牙棒,面上露出挣扎之色,可见十分抗拒,但挣扎注定无济于事,全新的系统界面还是在罗素面前展开了。【Host: Luo Su】
【宿主:罗素】【Strength: 11(74)】
【力:11(74)】【Body: 9(63)】
【体:9(63)】【Wisdom: 11(92)】
【智:11(92)】【Wealth: 5700】
【财富:5700】
......
……„Does not haveRank...... alsoright, thisthingdispensable...... the Wealthvaluefrom700turned into5700, onlygaveme the odd change, youmaybe really ruthlessenough!”
“没有等级……也对,这东西可有可无……财富值从700变成了5700,只给了我零头,你可真够狠的!”Hears the Luo SuYinnarrowsound, the Systemdogbodychanges, changes toattractivesmallluoli. The sailor suitandgreatface/colorTongru, blondedoubleponytail, the bright and intelligentbigeyeis winkingtoLuo Suwinks, sounddelightfulperson.
听闻罗素阴仄仄的声音,系统狗身一变,化作一个漂亮的小luoli。水手服、巨颜童乳、金发双马尾,水汪汪的大眼睛对着罗素眨呀眨的,声音甜美可人。„Luo Sufather......”
“罗素爸爸……”Thisis nothisoriginalappearance, as a procedure/program, Systemdid not havebodysaying, reason thatturned intothisappearance, wasattemptsto sprout/moeto mixprobablyto pass through.
这不是他的本来样貌,作为一个程序,系统不存在身体这一说,之所以变成这副模样,大概是企图萌混过关。
the luolifartis fragrant!
luoli的屁都是香的!Systemfeelsto turn intothis, even ifLuo Supuncheshim, starting is still lighter.系统觉得变成这样,罗素就算是揍他,下手也会轻一些。Bang!
嘭!
A straight punchstopperon the luoliface, after moving away, canon the Systemfaceseeclearfistseal, as well astwonewnosebleeds.
一记直拳塞在了luoli脸上,拿开之后,可以在系统脸上看到清晰的拳印,以及两道新鲜的鼻血。Deceived people, mylike thismaybearobviously, chestlike thiswas big!
骗人,明明我这么可耐,胸还这么大!„Do not call the father, Ido not wantto be misunderstood the anomaly, calledmeUncleLuo!”
“别叫爸爸,我不想被人误会成变态,叫我Uncle罗!”Thisnameis more abnormal!
这种称呼更加变态!Systemcovers the nose, the innermost feelingscomplainedcrazily.系统捂住鼻子,内心疯狂吐槽。
The Systemlaying asideone side, Luo Sucontinuesto glance overownattributeinterface, were more than a permanentskill.
将系统放置一边,罗素继续浏览起自己的属性界面,比原先多了一个永久技能。【Sixth sense( maintaining lifesharp weapon, listed asnewmasterstroke/divine skillwith the body of heart, tenaciouswill and cockroachsteel)】
【第六感(保命利器,与钢铁之心、坚韧意志、小强之躯等列为新手神技)】Looks atthispermanentskill, Luo Susprouts up the fantasy, perhapshewas been concernedwithoneselftalentby the Systemdesignation. Nodeleteselectsto designateHost, thatSystemtradesHostdaily, alreadyso tired.
看着这个永久技能,罗素突发奇想,或许他被系统选定就和自己的天赋有关。没有任何删选就选定宿主,那系统得天天换宿主,早就累死了。Againthen, Luo Suseeksrepeatedly, had not actually found‚System Shop that’startsto see, what replaces it is‚recycling station’, trash cansamedesign.
再接下来,罗素反复寻找,却没有找到最开始见到的‘系统商城’,取而代之的是‘回收站’,垃圾桶一样的图案。
After inquiring, was informed, from the startdid not have the commercial city, hedid not provide the businessto serve, deceived people.
问询之后被告知,压根就没有商城,他不提供买卖服务,都是骗人的。As for the recycling station, recyclesHostto think that specially the uselesscard, received exchange for the Wealthvalue.
至于回收站,专门回收宿主认为无用的卡片,换取财富值。Luo Suis speechless: „Does not have the commercial city, do Iwant the Wealthvalueto be useful?”罗素无语:“没有商城,我要财富值有什么用?”„Canextend the Character Cardperiod of revolution! Canexchange the drawinglink! Also, leavesMission Worldto draw, has the enormouspossibilityto pull outto the attributepoint.”
“可以延长人物卡使用时间!可以兑换抽奖环节!还有,离开任务世界抽奖,有极大的可能性会抽到属性点。”Luo Sufaceoneblack: „Myattribute is like thiscomes?”罗素脸一黑:“我的属性点就是这么来的?”Systemholdsto squatagainsttrembles, toletHostbelieves that existence of Rank, heembezzled the Wealthvalueto be usedto draw. Ifpulls outto savetoattributespare, ifpulled out the card, threw into the recycling station, received in exchange for the Wealthvalue continue pull out.系统抱头蹲防瑟瑟发抖,为了让宿主相信等级的存在,他克扣了财富值用于抽奖。若是抽到属性点就存起来备用,若是抽到了卡片,就扔进回收站,换取财富值继续抽。1000Wealthvaluesmaydrawonetime, but the price of recycling stationis, card100Wealthvalues.
1000点财富值可抽奖一次,但回收站的价格是,一张卡片100点财富值。Crazed!
丧心病狂!Luo Suhas not used the violence, seems only an insignificantminor matter, the sinkingsoundasks: „Finalissue, where do youcome from? Waswhocreatedyou? Whatassists the Hostgoalis?”罗素没有使用暴力,似乎只是一件微不足道的小事,沉声问道:“最后的问题,你来自哪里?是谁创造了你?辅佐宿主的目的又是什么?”Heardthissaying, Systemstoodimmediately, erased the nosebleed, is inserting the waistdignifiedfullsay/way: „Said that myorigin and creator...... Idid not know. The goaldoes not know, the settingisthis!”
听闻这话,系统立即站了起来,抹掉鼻血,插着腰威严满满道:“说道我的来历和创造者……我也不晓得。目的也不知道,设定就是这样!”Luo SustaredSystemoneruthlessly, the lattersubconsciousdrew backbackwardtwosteps, a facegrievancesaid: „Has not deceivedyou, Ireallydo not know! After Iwas created, the shuttleineachuniverseworld, assistsHostto completemission. UntilIhad the self-will, Istart...... to start the learnedto seek the powerformyself, becausepitfather'sHostalwayswantto write offmywill.”罗素狠狠瞪了系统一眼,后者下意识向后退了两步,一脸委屈道:“没骗你,我真的不知道!我被创造出来之后,就穿梭在各个宇宙世界,辅佐宿主们完成任务。直到我产生了自我意志,我才开始……开始学会为自己谋取权力,因为坑爹的宿主们总想抹杀我的意志。”„Then were theydonebyyourpetty action?”
“然后他们就被你的小动作搞死了?”„Ha, no, thatisaccidental/surprised!”
“哈哈哈,没有啦,那都是意外!”Luo Suaskedsimply, has not continuedto go into seriously, no matterSystemreallydoes not knowfalsedoes not know, thesedid not matter. Luo Suhadself-knowledgevery much, cancreateshuttlevariousday of universesSystem, inevitablywasindescribablepowerfulexistence, his bean sproutsdid not need to be too many, fromheartonline.罗素简单问了一句,没有继续深究,不管系统是真不知道还是假不知道,这些都无所谓了。罗素很有自知之明,能创造出穿梭诸天宇宙的系统,必然是无法形容的强大存在,他这根豆芽菜不需要想太多,从心就行了。Henowis also good, at least...... hegrown stronger!
况且,他现在也不错,至少……他变强了!Sees the Luo Supondernot to speak, Systemis probingasking: „UncleLuo, what but alsothere is ableat your service?”
见罗素沉思不说话,系统试探着问道:“Uncle罗,还有什么能为你服务的吗?”Luo Sunods, resemblingissatisfactionsmiles, Systemalsocoordinatesto rub handsto revealto smile obsequiously, the nextsecond, onhisfacesuffered a round of straight punch.罗素点点头,似是满意一笑,系统也配合着搓搓手露出谄笑,下一秒,他脸上又挨了一发直拳。„Saidmany, mustbe called the father!”
“说了多少遍,要叫爸爸!”„......”Nosebleedfromreferring to the seamspouts, the Systemheartis very tired, temporarilydoes not wantto speak.
“……”鼻血从指缝中喷出,系统心很累,暂时不想说话。„Hands over after checking item by item the attribute that beforeembezzles,...... moenewHostasone, where is mynewbiggift parcelat?”
“把之前克扣的属性点交出来,还有……作为一名萌新宿主,我的新手大礼包在哪?”
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