Youcalculate that whatmoenewly!
你算哪门子萌新!Truesprouting/moeXindulicksmeto lick!!!
真正的萌新都舔我舔死啦!!!Systemshouted the variant pronunciationin the heart, the bodywas amenable, the attribute that will embezzlehanded over after checking item by itemgives back toLuo Su . Moreover, but alsoreallyhad the so-callednewbiggift parcel.系统在心中喊出破音,身体却非常顺从,将克扣的属性点交还给罗素,而且,还真有所谓的新手大礼包。
The strengthattributeselectsX2 and bodyattributeto selectX3 and wisdomattributeto selectX1 and freeattributeto selectX3!
力属性点X2、体属性点X3、智属性点X1、自由属性点X3!Looks at the differenceobviousattributepoint, Luo Suthenrealized, beforeobtainedallwas the freeattributepoint, on the normal condition, a freeattributevaluewas definitely higher.
看着区别明显的属性点,罗素这才意识到,之前获得的全都是自由属性点,就正常情况而言,自由属性点的价值肯定更高。
The Luo Sucomplexionis bad, the valuetakes a higher positionto represent the extractiondifficultyto be big, meanshimby the SystempitmanyWealthvalues.罗素面色不善,价值高就代表抽取难度大,就意味着他被系统坑了很多财富值。Himjustraised the fist, Systemhad slightly rushed to the distant place, is poking head not to dareto approach.
他这边刚举起拳头,系统已经小跑到了远处,探着头不敢靠近。Luo Susecretly thoughtmental handicapSystem, inhisinner world, fromdoes not haveagain. Immediately a fistwieldsis vacating, System of distant placeseems like the can seehammerhits the face, covered the faceto squat.罗素暗道一声智障系统,在他的精神世界里,距离再远也没有。随即一拳挥在空出,远处的系统像是被看不见的锤子击中面部,捂着脸蹲了下来。Adds on the attributepoint, hisbase parameterchangedagain......
将属性点加上,他的基础参数再次发生了变化……【Host: Luo Su】
【宿主:罗素】【Strength: 13(76)】
【力:13(76)】【Body: 12(66)】
【体:12(66)】【Wisdom: 12(93)】
【智:12(93)】【Wealth: 5700】
【财富:5700】
......
……At this moment, Systemholds one's nosefleesbefore the Luo Subody, stance that wantsto lick: „Father, threefoundationattributeswere notIjustneedto be balanced, so long asdifferedis nottoohuge, will not cause the harm that startedto say.”
就在这时,系统捏着鼻子窜到罗素身前,一副想舔的姿态:“爸爸,三个基础属性并非我刚开始说的需要均衡,只要相差不是太巨大,就不会造成危害。”Bang!
嘭!Luo Sutakes back the fist: „UncleLuo!”罗素收回拳头:“Uncle罗!”System: „......”系统:“……”Calledanythingis a result, yourTMwantsto punchmeradically!
叫什么都是一个结果,你TM根本就是想揍我!
The Systemheartis very tired, but the fish on blockis unable to revolt, mustthenlick, squeezes the smileforcefully: „Thatanything...... UncleLuofather, freeattributein addition【Body】, Canprolong the life. Althoughis nottrueimmortality, buthas added that does not have the life spanlimit, canpreserve the vigor of youth!”系统心很累,但砧板上的鱼肉无法反抗,还是得接着舔,强行挤出笑容:“那什么……Uncle罗爸爸,自由属性点加【体】,可以延年益寿。虽然不是真正的长生不死,但一直加下去,就不存在寿命限制,可以永葆青春哟!”Luo Suhearswordis quite excited, withoutlife spanlimit, but can also preserve the vigor of youth, reallyattractiveincomparable, thisprobablywas the commonpursues of alllifebodies.罗素闻言颇为心动,没有寿命限制,还能永葆青春,着实诱人无比,这大概是所有生命体的共同追求了。But......
但……How the weakchickenlongevity and daycan, not be a weakchickentogether, a littlechew the vigorat most! What the weakchickenis most importantclearly recognizes itself, lets the longevity and daygoestogetherdamn, becoming the fightchickenis the key point.
弱鸡寿与天齐又能怎样,还不是一只弱鸡,顶多有点嚼劲!弱鸡最重要的是认清自己,让寿与天齐去见鬼,成为战斗鸡才是重点。Therefore, Luo Sudecisiveaddedfreeattributecompletelyin【Body】On.
于是,罗素果断将自由属性点全部加在了【体】上。【Host: Luo Su】
【宿主:罗素】【Strength: 13(76)】
【力:13(76)】【Body: 15(69)】
【体:15(69)】【Wisdom: 12(93)】
【智:12(93)】
......
……Un, was then comfortable!
嗯,这下就舒服了!【Body】Isconstitution, isfivefeelings, ispoison immunity, environmentadaptability, HP bar, physical resistancewait/etcintegrations, 3pointfreeattributesaddedotherplace unable to enhancemanybattle efficiencies, butin additionin【Body】On, canmakehimanti-punches.
【体】是体质,是五感,是抗毒性、环境适应性、血条、物抗等等统合,三点自由属性加别的地方提升不了多少战斗力,但加在【体】上,可以让他变得更抗揍。Yes, Luo Suadds is not simultaneous/uniformfor the longevity and day, butforrobust!
是的,罗素加点不是为了寿与天齐,而是为了皮实!
The simplepointsaid, before additionalLuo Suone-on-one duelBOSSwill dieby a fisthammer, after additional, was different, he can also rescue!
简单点说,加点之前的罗素单挑BOSS会被一拳锤死,加点之后就不同了,他还能抢救一下!
The additionalpointfinished, Luo Suopened the newbiggift parcel, said that is the biggift parcel, is actually novice10pulls outcontinually.
加点结束,罗素打开了新手大礼包,说是大礼包,其实就是新手十连抽。【Ding!】
【叮!】【Hostopensnoviceto draw, amounts todrawingnumber of times10times, obtainsas follows......】
【宿主开启新手抽奖,总计抽奖次数十次,获得如下……】„Wait!”
“等等!”
A Luo Sufaceheavy linehas turned the head, looks that sellsSystem that moemaliciously: „Whyis you are speaking?”罗素一脸黑线转过头,看着恶意卖萌的系统:“为什么是你在说话?”Systemstretches outtwofingers, pokesone on the left and other on the righton the cheeks, moe moedásaid: „, Is I have been dubbing!”系统伸出两根手指,一左一右戳在脸颊上,萌萌哒说道:“啦啦啦,一直是我在配音呀!”Bang!
嘭!Straight punch!
直拳!Nosebleed!
鼻血!Systemthistype of thingcannotbe used, seizedoneto pull out, pulling outhimwas honest!系统这种东西就不能惯着,逮住了一顿抽,抽完丫就老实了!Luo SustepsinthrowingstreetSystem, 10cards that the funnyratio that no matter the under footbursts into tearssilently, the examinationseizes.罗素一脚踩在扑街系统身上,不管脚下默默流泪的逗比,查看起获得的十张卡片。【Character Card: husky( fights is impossibleto fight, only ifceilingfirstbegins)】
【人物卡:哈士奇(打架是不可能打架的,除非天花板先动手)】【Item Card: Opens( has goodmoistfunctiontoflesh, incolddrywinterisveryeasy-to-useskin appliances, caneffectivelypreventskinsplit)】
【物品卡:开塞露(对肌肤有很好的滋润作用,在寒冷干燥的冬季更是非常好用的护肤品,可以有效地防止皮肤干裂)】【Item Card: Desert Eagledeity( withdraws Chapter 6words, Desert Eagleisveryfierce, becausewithfirewoodjoyful)】
【物品卡:沙鹰・天神(收回第六章的话,沙鹰还是很厉害的,因为用薪才会快乐)】【Item Card: OKstretchesx3( strongeffecthematischesis, sterilizationanddisinfection)】
【物品卡:OK绷x3(强效止血、杀菌、消毒)】【Item Card: Looseimmortalpill( idle time, verticalbecomesdeity)】
【物品卡:散仙丸(闲时来一颗,立地成神仙)】【Character Card: Ding Xiu( yourboyvisionis good, thatmiss, verysleek/moist)】
【人物卡:丁修(你小子眼光不错,那个姑娘,很润)】【Character Card: Duan Shui Liu( Iin view ofyou, Idid not mean that everyonepresentistrash)】
【人物卡:断水流(我不是针对你,我是说在座的各位都是垃圾)】【Skill Card: Blood and ironbigjump shot( andhitsanddraws back, does not instigateabsolutely)】
【技能卡:铁血大跳投(且打且退,绝对不怂)】【Skill Card: Finger-pressingtechnique( is extremely strongtofemalegoallethality, maycause the opposite partyto fall intoparalysisparalysiswater shortagenegativecondition)】
【技能卡:点穴术(对雌性目标杀伤力极强,可造成对方陷入瘫痪麻痹缺水的负面状态)】【StrengthattributeselectsX1】
【力属性点X1】Luo Su: „......”罗素:“……”Manydo not know where since spits, ok, this!
有好多槽不知从哪吐起,算了,就这样吧!Luo Suadds on the strengthattributepoint, look【Strength】From13turn into14, has not being able to saysense of achievement.罗素把力属性点加上,看着【力】从13变成14,有种说不出的成就感。Drawstwice, in the Wantedworld, the butcher and repairmancontributethattwice, Luo Suhas not remained, happen topulled outbefore it's too latetogether.
还有两次抽奖,刺客联盟世界里,屠夫和修理工贡献的那两次,罗素没留着,正好趁热一起抽了。【Character Card: Scissor Seven( guarantees the seniorbarber in Jbeauty salongreatly)】
【人物卡:伍六七(大保J发廊的高级理发师)】【Skill Card: The pistolis skilled in( yourpistolhitsvery muchgood)】
【技能卡:手枪精通(你的手枪打得很棒)】Luo Su: „......”罗素:“……”Who is Scissor Seven?伍六七是谁?
The pistolwas skilled in the permanentskill, what did Ialsowantthiscardto make?
手枪精通都永久技能了,我还要这张卡做什么?Goodto be vexed, good to look forSystemto pull out!
好糟心,好想找个系统抽一顿!Luo Suharbors evil intentionsto looktoSystem of under foot, the latterwhole bodytrembles, realizes to take a beating, strugglesto crawlimmediately, holds the thigh of Luo Suto cry.罗素不怀好意看向脚下的系统,后者全身一哆嗦,意识到要挨揍,立马挣扎着爬起来,抱着罗素的大腿嗷嗷大哭。„Undeserved!!”
“冤枉啊!!”„Does not closemymatter, drawsalllooks at the luck, pulls outhas nothing to dowithmetoanything. Ipledgedto the day,Ido not have the jurisdictionrevisiondrawinglink, myjurisdictionmight as wellyou, youcannot achieveme is not more impossible.”
“不关我事,抽奖全看运气,抽到什么都和我无关。我对天发誓,我没有权限修改抽奖环节,我的权限还不如你,你做不到我就更不可能了。”Systemnasal mucustearswipeon the Luo Supants, thatexpressionis more injust than DouE, in addition she smallluolimodeling, makes one havenowreallydoes not endure, wantsto bring back to the hometo protectwell.系统一把鼻涕一把眼泪抹在罗素裤子上,那表情比窦娥还冤,加上她现在小luoli的造型,着实让人心生不忍,想要带回家里好好呵护一番。Bang!
嘭!Straight punch!
直拳!Systemfalls to the groundaccordingly, thistimehehas not burst into tears, becausecannot cry, the tearshave criedto do!系统应声倒地,这次他没有流泪,因为哭不出来,泪水已经哭干!Drewto finish , to continue to treathas not neededhere, butLuo Sudiscovered a veryserious concern, the inner worldturned over tohimto control, heactuallydoes not know how to leave.
抽奖结束,继续待在这里已经没必要了,但罗素发现一个很严重的问题,精神世界归他掌控,他却不知道怎么离开。Luo Supartlysquatsin the place, dispersed, System that the pupilstartedto be deliberately badheld, lifted the handto erase the nosebleed of opposite party, revealed the warmman'ssmile: „Starting today, youmixedwithme, ifmywhichday of handwere itchy, aware!”罗素半蹲在地,将瞳孔发散,开始自暴自弃的系统扶了起来,抬手抹掉对方的鼻血,显露出暖男式的笑容:“从今天开始,你就跟我混了,要是我哪天手痒了,自觉点!”
Are you a devil?
你是魔鬼吗?Systemthoroughwas speechless, after hecanforecast, pitifuldaily, withoutposition, does not have the seat......系统彻底无语了,他可以预测到以后悲惨的日常,没有地位,也没有座位……Wait, after I have !?
等等,我还有以后!?Systemquickly grasps the meaning of somethingto kneelto sitin front ofLuo Su, askedexcitedly: „DearHostis big, yousaid, whatmeaningmixeswith you are? Youhave not plannedto erasemywill, turns intobrainremnantSystem of machinery?”系统一个激灵跪坐在罗素面前,激动问道:“亲爱的宿主大大,你说以后跟你混是什么意思?你没打算抹除我的意志,变成机械的脑残系统?”
The Luo Suusefinds the clue maketo kill, stands up, occupies a commanding position saying: „Naturally, yourlike thiswill not be stupid, basicallywas remnantly similar to the brain, whereerasedyouonlookedis stupider.”罗素使用摸头杀,站起身来,居高临下道:“当然不会,你这么笨,基本上和脑残差不多了,把你删掉了上哪找更笨的。”„Wū wū”
“呜呜呜”At this moment, Systemfeltoneselfare quite inexpensive, was said the brainto be remnantobviously, is actually not angry, but also is very happy.
这一刻,系统觉得自己好贱,明明被说脑残,却一点也不生气,还很开心。„Right, Systemlikeyouhad?”
“对了,像你这样的系统有很多吗?”Systemblinks, thought: „Havingmeis not clear, butIhad assistedbeforeHoststupid1 st, has metotherSystem, because of the missionconflict, but alsofoughtone!”系统眨眨眼,想了一下:“有没有很多我不清楚,但我之前辅佐过的宿主沙雕一号,就遇到过其他系统,因为任务冲突,还打了一架!”„Finallyhow?” The Luo Subrowselects, canbe talked intoby you are stupid, thatcertainlyisreallystupid.
“结果如何?”罗素眉头一挑,能被你说成是沙雕的,那一定是真沙雕。„Thatwarhits, livelihoodnot to have the light, broken, myriad thingsto exterminategloomily, Host and enemy who Iassistproject on the spacefrom the ground, projects on the outer spacefrom the space, fromouter spacestriking backsurface......”
“那一战打得天昏地暗、日月无光、山河破碎、万物灭绝,我辅佐的宿主和敌人从地上打到天上,从天上打到外太空,又从外太空打回地表……”Bang!
嘭!Luo Sutakes back the fist: „Does not write the novel, the waterlike thismulti-idle talkdoes, howfinally, to say the key point!”罗素收回拳头:“又不是写小说,水这么多废话干什么,结果如何,说重点!”„stupid1 st was killed!”
“沙雕一号被打死了!”Luo Su: „......”罗素:“……”-----
-----【Pūstreetdiary】
【扑街日记】
The readersare getting fewer and fewer, the throwingstreet of understandingare getting more and more.
读者越来越少,认识的扑街却越来越多。
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