System remembers that initially gave Luo Su ‚Poisonous Tongue’ skill appraisal is, chatted always finished because of him. Now looks like, oneself really TM has the foreknowledge, the vision is not general, was taunted by Luo Su does not know that said what was good. 系统记得当初给罗素‘毒舌’技能评价是,聊天总是因他而结束。现在看来,自己真TM有先见之明,眼光不是一般的准,被罗素挖苦得都不知道说什么好了。 However the contract must sign, he traded a slightly obviously gentle tone: „Has experienced three World Mission, you obtained the qualifications of becoming Host, but the signing contract is good to us. I deceive you, is well-intentioned, to my own one protection, beforehand Host is disappointing makes me desperate!” 不过契约必须要签,他换了个稍显柔和的语气:“经历过三次世界任务,你获得了成为宿主的资格,而签订契约对我们双方都有好处。我之所以欺骗你,是出于善意,也是对我自己的一种保护,之前的宿主差劲得让我绝望！” Luo Su hears Yanlai interest: „Said you to seem like the minority groups, aren't you omnipotent System?” 罗素闻言来了兴趣:“说得你好像是个弱势群体,你不是无所不能的系统吗？” „I am only a procedure/program, cannot achieve omnipotently!” “我只是个程序,做不到无所不能！” „A procedure/program that has the direction?” “一个有指挥的程序？” „Filled from your words did not trust and discriminated, I was one form that the life had, you are unable to deny.” “从你的话语中充满了不信任和歧视,我是生命存在的一种形式,你无法否定。” „Said very right, I really do not believe you!” “说得很对,我确实不相信你！” System: „......” 系统:“……” „Do not stop, continued.” “别停下来,继续说。” „In your beforehand Host, they craves with me opposes, obviously we are a body, but they actually want to erase my existence by any means possible. This is very laughable, stereotypical, System of machinery, doctrine, where has easy-to-use that the intelligence comes, did you say?” “在你之前的宿主,他们非常热衷与我作对,明明我们是一体的,而他们却千方百计想把我的存在抹除。这很可笑,一个呆板的、机械的、教条的系统,哪有智能来的好用,你说是吧？” Luo Su touches the chin: „I feel them right, System does not have good of brain!” 罗素摸了摸下巴:“我觉得他们没错,系统还是没脑子的好！” System: „......” 系统:“……” „I said casually, is well-meant, you continue.” “我随便说说的,没有恶意,你继续。” System sighed, the god then said slowly: „Because your have are persecuted Host of paranoea, I have to formulate the contract self-preservation. In the conditions of contract is very clear, my duty is to safeguard your interests, but your duty will not cause the damage to me!” 系统叹了口气,缓缓神接着说道:“正是因为你们这些有被迫害妄想症的宿主,我才不得不制定契约自保。契约条例上很清楚,我的义务是保障你的利益,而你的义务则是不会对我造成伤害！” When this words Luo Su listens, from the start without toward goes at heart, who sells to be miserable not, what he pays great attention is the fact: „Sounds you to mix very miserably, but beforehand Host died, but you are also living, not?” 这种话罗素就当听听,压根没往心里去,卖惨谁不会,他注重的是事实:“听起来你混得挺惨,可之前的宿主都死了,而你还活着,不是吗？” „Their deaths have nothing to do with me, does! Although the treaty created the limit to you, but has no one to threaten your life, my like this does, is really only the self-preservation.” “他们的死与我无关,是自己作！条约虽对你造成了限制,但没有任何一条会威胁你的生命,我这么做,真的只是自保。” The Luo Su brow selects: „Your like this fear, is the Host jurisdiction very big?” 罗素眉头一挑:“你这么害怕,难道宿主的权限很大？” „After becoming Host, you are bigger than me......” “成为宿主之后,你大于我……” System also realized probably oneself said too, chose shutting up decisively. 系统大概也意识到了自己说太多了,果断选择了闭嘴。 The eye of Luo Su is getting more and more bright: „Listened to your like this saying that I do not want to sign the contract.” 罗素的眼睛越来越亮:“听你这么说,我更不想签契约了。” System coldly said: „Do not presumptuously think, if you reject the contract, I will designate an rookie, but I will also leave you to go, the created consequence is not you can undertake. You...... will be erased remember, turns into the idiot, the luck was not good possibly dead directly.” 系统冷冷道:“不要妄想了,如果你拒绝契约,我会重新选定一个新人,而我也将离你而去,造成的后果不是你可以承担起的。你……会被抹除记忆,变成白痴,运气不好可能直接死掉。” „Is this threat?” “这是威胁吗？” „No, this is the fact, did not say things just to frighten people! Does not sign the contract, you will really die!” “不,这是事实,并非危言耸听！不签订契约,你真的会死！” Luo Su hesitated for three seconds, said slowly: „Or...... do we attempt?” 罗素沉吟了三秒,缓缓道:“要不……我们尝试一下？” „......” “……” „Your like this instigated how to make System?” “你这么怂,怎么做系统？” System endured patiently the limit, having the anger saying: „Do not let success go to the head, I give your respect, is not your rampant capital!” 系统忍耐到了极限,带着怒气说道:“不要太得意忘形,我给你的尊重,不是你嚣张的资本！” Luo Su: „Does not use, you can definitely not respect me!” 罗素:“不用,你完全可以不尊重我！” „Brings about own destruction!!” “自寻死路！！” System cold snort/hum, in an instant, the main hall disintegrates, changes to a ray to go with the wind. 系统冷哼一声,刹那间,大殿分崩离析,化作点点光芒随风而去。 Without the illumination of flare, the infinite dark corrosion, embezzles all. 没了火把的照明,无限黑暗侵蚀,将一切吞没。 Luo Su float in disorderly darkness, the eye cannot regard, could not detect that gravity and direction, but however this process is very short, since the little ray from the distant place is bright, and raids fast to him. 罗素悬浮在无序的黑暗中,目不能视,也察觉不到重力和方向,而然这一过程很短暂,一点点光芒自远方亮起,并飞快向他袭来。 That is the universe that galaxy composes a piece by piece, is embellished by trillion stars, by the visible speed amplification, enters in which the Luo Su circle directly. 那是一片片星河组成的宇宙,由亿万颗恒星点缀而成,以肉眼可见的速度放大,直接将罗素圈入其中。 The huge gravity is involving Luo Su all the limbs and bones, his body was pulled the tall and slender curve, like the software lifeform of boneless, has experienced a photostar every time, was twisted various shapes. 庞大的重力牵扯着罗素的四肢百骸,他的身躯被拉扯成细长的曲线,如同无骨的软体生物,每经历过一个星体,就被扭曲成各种形状。 Until he arrives at one to roast in front of the white star, the hauling of gravity stops, but that star surface glistens the solar flare, changes to an angry face. 直到他来到一颗炙白色的恒星面前,重力的牵引才停下,而那颗恒星表面则闪亮起耀斑,化作一张愤怒的人脸。 The Luo Su no seeking death determination , to continue to provoke saying: „, Soft is not good, starts with hardly?” 罗素毫无作死的自觉,继续挑衅道:“哦,软的不行,开始用硬的了吗？” System also knows that displays one's eloquence is not the Luo Su opponent, attractions are pulling the four limbs of Luo Su, before him is a brand-new parchment, as well as a quill pen. 系统也知道耍嘴皮子不是罗素的对手,一道道引力拉扯着罗素的四肢,在他面前是一张崭新的羊皮纸,以及一根鹅毛笔。 „Signing of contract does not take responsibility by you, this is my world, I control all, including being in you in the world!” “契约的签订并不是由你做主,这是我的世界,我主宰一切,包括身在世界之中的你！” The System voice falls, the hand of Luo Su started cannot help but to move, he held the quill pen, wrote in the parchment signature position fast. 系统话音落下,罗素的手开始不由自主动了起来,他抓住鹅毛笔,在羊皮纸的署名位置飞快写了起来。 How long two characters could not want, quick Luo Su finished, in System is sneering the parchment took back, that two characters that because actually inscribes were shocked. 两个字要不了多久,很快罗素就结束了,就在系统冷笑着将羊皮纸收回时,却因为落款的那两个字愣住了。 „stupid!” “沙雕！” The star surface, fuzzy facial features stay still, stares the round eye extremely to be rich suddenly the happy feeling. 恒星表面,模糊的五官突然静止不动,瞪圆的眼睛极富喜感。 „What is......? Why you can......” “为……什么？为什么你会……” The System voice stutter, Luo Su says to continue saying: „Why hadn't I in your world, actually been controlled by you?” 系统的语音结结巴巴,罗素接过话继续说道:“为什么我在你的世界,却没有被你控制？” „......” “……” „Reason is very simple, here at all is not your world.” Luo Su puts out a hand to wield, the endless galaxy universe mirror is likely stave, the big moon-face that System that occupied the star surface also crashed the dust. “原因很简单,这里根本不是你的世界。”罗素伸手一挥,无尽的星河宇宙像镜子般破碎,系统那张占据了恒星表面的大圆脸也崩塌成了粉屑。 Periphery returns to the beforehand main hall, Luo Su to look at the gloomy environment again, lifted the hand to hit a sound to refer , the stone wall, ground and ceiling twisted the change. 再次回到之前的大殿,罗素看着周围阴沉的环境,抬手打了个响指,石壁、地面、天花板扭曲变化。 The flare changed into the ultra-large crystal chandelier, on the wall was hanging world great pictures, the ground was the red rug, the long table spread out the plain white cloth, the ice-cold stone place also turned into the western-style luxurious seat. 火把换成了超大水晶吊灯,墙壁上挂着一幅幅世界名画,地面是红色的地毯,长桌铺上了白布,就连冰冷的石座也变成了欧式豪华座椅。 Luo Su curls upwards one leg on the other, the body is falling into the seat, in the hand is also clamping a cigarette of ignition, sees only him to knit the brows gently, the cigarette changed into the cigar. 罗素翘着二郎腿,身躯陷入座椅中,手里还夹着一根点燃的香烟,只见他轻轻皱眉,香烟就换成了雪茄。 An extremely upscale restuarant, but on the table also suspended that only leftovers half of roasted chickens. 一间极其高档的西餐厅,但桌上还摆着那只吃剩了一半的烤鸡。 The System modeling also changed, from the facial features fuzzy light screen, turns into the shiba inu that a face compelled ignorant, squats before the Luo Su foot, but also is swaying the tail unceasingly. 系统的造型也发生了变化,从五官模糊的光幕,变成了一脸懵逼的柴犬,蹲在罗素脚边,还不断摇晃着尾巴。 „How...... how can? Why you know, you should not know is right?” The dog spits the criticism/human language, the sound is incisive, is being full of thick fearing intent. “怎……怎么会？你为什么会知道,你应该不知道才对？”狗吐人言,声音尖锐细长,充满着浓浓的惧意。 „Silly dog, spoke what nonsense! This is my inner world, how I naturally want how!” Luo Su lowered the head to shoot a look at one, lifted the hand the cigar according to the dog head. “傻狗,说什么傻话呢！这是我的精神世界,我自然想怎样就怎样！”罗素低头瞥了一眼,抬手将雪茄按在狗头上。 The cigar extinguishes! 雪茄熄灭！ System: „......” 系统:“……” „Very strange, got down the suggestion to me obviously, why will I also know here?” “是不是很奇怪,明明对我下了暗示,为什么我还会知道这里是哪？” The dog head going all out point moves, he also especially is puzzled, in the past cheated stupid Host not to let slip. 狗头拼命点动,他对此也格外不解,以往蒙骗沙雕宿主从没失手过。 „Run-up that you are indelib compels the standard, appears itself very on big, this does very well, the average person was really possibly deceived by you, but I do not trust you from the beginning, therefore I did an experiment......” “你先入为主的抬高逼格,显得自己很高大上,这点做得很好,一般人真可能被你糊弄过去,但我从一开始就不信任你,所以我做了一个实验……” „What?” The angry face compels ignorant, you did the experiment, don't I know? “什么？”狗脸懵逼,你做了实验,我怎么不知道？ Luo Su is pointing at the roasted chicken on table: „This roasted chicken is you creates, the flavor I do not know completely, time that first stuttered, the flavor was very good, was I wants slightly spicy. However......” 罗素指着桌上的烤鸡:“这只烤鸡是你创造出来的,味道我完全不知道,第一口吃下去的时候,味道很棒,是我要的微辣。但是……” „Gurgle!” The sons of bitches swallowed a saliva, has understood the reason is. “咕嘟！”狗子咽了口唾沫,已经明白了原因所在。 „But, when I imagine the roasted chicken flavor to send sweetly, moreover licks greasy, this roasted chicken really changed flavor. Very sweet, is sweet being hard deglutition!” Luo Su is saying, makes one glass of red wines baseless: „I imagine am mixing to build hundred years of aged vinegar and soy sauce, durian and strong-smelling bean curd mix up...... the flavor...... does not have any flavor, because I have not eaten, therefore cannot imagine that flavor.” “但是,当我想象烤鸡味道发甜,而且舔得腻人,这只烤鸡就真的变味了。很甜,甜得难以下咽！”罗素说着,凭空制造出一杯红酒:“我想象着混搭百年陈醋和酱油、榴莲、臭豆腐混在一起……味道……没有任何味道,因为我没吃过,所以想象不到那种味道。” The System angry face continues to compel ignorant! 系统狗脸持续懵逼中！ „Like this glass of red wines, I imagines is the fun taste, it is the fun taste! But if I imagined it am the feces flavor......” Luo Su am saying, handed over the wine glass to the mouth, in the wine glass will soon bump into the lip, suddenly put out a hand to hold the dog head, rinsed the System mouth the red wine. “就像这杯红酒,我想象是可乐味,它就是可乐味！可如果我想象它是大便的味道……”罗素说着,将酒杯递向嘴边,就在酒杯即将碰到嘴唇时,突然伸手抓住狗头,将红酒灌进了系统嘴里。 The System son of a bitch called out pitifully immediately, swayed back and forth everywhere, sent out to wail unceasingly. 系统狗子当即惨叫一声,满地打滚,不断发出哀嚎。 „-” “啊--” „You deceived people, this was abnormal spicy, at all was not the feces flavor!!” “你骗人,这是变态辣,根本不是大便的味道！！” A Luo Su face apology: „Is abnormal spicy right, if really the feces taste, made you work, and......” 罗素一脸歉意:“是变态辣没错,真要是大便味,岂不是让你得逞了,而且……” Moreover, how I know that the feces is what flavor! 而且,我怎么知道大便是什么味道！ Sees the System son of a bitch still to sway back and forth, Luo Su looks to pity, takes up the chicken bone to lose on the ground: „Come, hurries to eat to understand solution La!” 见系统狗子还在打滚,罗素不禁面露怜悯,拿起鸡骨头丢在地上:“来,赶紧吃了解解辣！” Looks at the chicken bone of ground, the System son of a bitch is the rejection, but during is dark has the strength that is unable to resist, making him cannot help but crawl to the chicken bone. In heart infinite humiliation, the heart that wants dead had, opens mouth in him tremblingly, will soon bite the chicken bone at that moment, the stock force of traction actually vanished. 看着地上的鸡骨头,系统狗子是拒绝的,但冥冥之中有股无法抗拒的力量,让他不由自主向鸡骨头爬了过去。心中无限屈辱,想死的心都有了,就在他颤巍巍张开嘴,即将咬住鸡骨头那一刻,股牵引力却消失了。 In System heart puzzled, raised the head saw Luo Su that wrote all over the guilty face, immediately the tears fell downward. 系统心中不解,一抬头就看到了罗素那张写满内疚的脸,顿时泪水吧啦吧啦往下掉。 Good, he did not have cold blood that knows that retains the final dignity to me. 太好了,他还没那么冷血,知道给我保留最后的尊严。 ! 啪嗒！ A Luo Su foot steps on broken the chicken bone, made an effort to twist twisting, raised the hand was pointing at the shoe sole: „The after bone of ground finished eating, licks the deisel oil of shoe sole while convenient cleanly.” 罗素一脚将鸡骨头踩碎,用力拧了拧,抬手指着自己鞋底:“地上的骨头吃完之后,顺便把鞋底的油渣舔干净。” System: „......” 系统:“……” Coach, I must change the author! This lead I cannot serve! 教练,我要换作者！这主角我伺候不来！ ----- ----- 【Pū street diary】 【扑街日记】 So-called throws the street, is the time code of this/should symbol does not come out, leaves the computer table to become creativeness spring wells up. 所谓扑街,就是该码字的时候码不出来,离开电脑桌才变得才思泉涌。