„Good!” “好啊！” Luo Su rubbed rubbing on the seat back cushion of stone chair, asked with a smile: „How to sign the contract, covers hand seal and drop blood, is soul binding?” 罗素在石椅的靠背上蹭了蹭,笑着问道:“怎么签订契约,盖手印、滴血,还是灵魂绑定？” The fuzzy face does not have the sound, on Luo Su front stone table, one volume of yellowing paper appears slowly. 模糊的人脸没有动静,在罗素面前的石桌上,一卷泛黄的纸张缓缓浮现而出。 Luo Su puts out a hand to touch, the paper structure is close, elasticity is also good, is not the animal external skin in imagination, should undergo parchmentizing, is the so-called industrial parchment. 罗素伸手一摸,纸张结构紧密、弹性也较好,不是想象中的动物表皮,应该是经过了羊皮化,也就是所谓的工业羊皮纸。 A little influence compels the standard, but the material quality of paper is unimportant, more importantly above content. 有点影响逼格,但纸张的材质不重要,重要的是上面的内容。 Luo Su scrutinizes carefully, more looks at the brow to wrinkle tightly, since is the contract, definitely has the rights and obligations of correspondence, otherwise, this paper does not have the significance. 罗素仔细审阅起来,越看眉头皱得越紧,既然是契约,肯定有对应的权利和义务,不然的话,这张纸毫无意义。 May exclude the useless idle talk, Luo Su has not seen many right that in the regulations helps Host, is needs to fulfill many duties on the contrary, the article is obeys, obedience and obedience. 可剔除毫无用处的废话,罗素并没有在条例中看到多少有利于宿主的权利,反倒是自己需要履行很多义务,通篇都是服从、服从和服从。 Suffers a loss very much, if really signed, was similar to the slave! 很吃亏,真要是签了,就和奴隶差不多了！ Luo Su puts down the contract, looks the discontented color, at this time, the System sound followed to resound. 罗素放下契约,面露不满之色,这时,系统的声音跟着响起。 „In the signature place signature of contract, you will become true host, at the appointed time all jurisdictions will open to you......” “在契约的署名处签字,你就会成为真正的宿主,届时所有的权限都将对你开放……” „First waits, your contract idle talk are too many, many paragraphs do not have the significance, this makes me very nervous, what tricks should not get up to?” “先等一下,你这份契约废话太多,有很多段落都毫无意义,这让我很慌,该不会做了什么手脚吧？” Luo Su spoke to break, System first was silent a while, then the change happened, in the contract deleted the useless paragraph of big length, simplified much. 罗素出言打断,系统先是沉默了一会儿,而后变化发生,契约上删除了大篇幅的无用段落,精简了不少。 „Actually was then neater.” “这下倒是清爽多了。” „Your request has satisfied, now can sign the contract!” “你的要求已经满足,现在可以签订契约了！” „No rush, is important after all, I must ascertain. First, the signing contract becomes true host, what advantage do I have?” “别急,毕竟事关重大,我要问问清楚。首先,签订契约成为真正的宿主,我有什么好处？” Luo Su asked briefly and to the point: „To be honest, this contract defective sincerity, I only saw your squeezing, has not actually seen your payout. Compares the beforehand practice session, signs the contract, my freedom received many limits.” 罗素言简意赅问道:“说实话,这份契约欠缺诚意,我只看到了你的压榨,却没有看到你的付出。相比之前实习期,签订完契约,我的自由受到了很多限制。” „Is discontented, the contract so, got the service of System, is you biggest harvest! Thinks to pass through various day of the world, what will you obtain? You can become the gods above domination all living things, even the gods also merely are the beginning, you will exceed all, the life and death and dimension no longer restrict you, you will become will high and eternal existence.” “无需不满,契约本就如此,获得系统的服务,就是你最大的收获！想想穿越诸天世界,你会得到什么？你可以成为凌驾众生之上的神明,甚至神明也仅仅是起点,你将超越一切,生死和维度不再拘束你,你会成为志高和永恒的存在。” „Hehe, that is the later matter, I am shortsighted, only looks at the present benefit. I always thought that signs this contract, later was involuntary, starts at your service.” “呵呵,那是以后的事情,我这人鼠目寸光,只看眼前的利益。我总觉得签下这份契约,以后就身不由己,开始为你服务了。” „Signing the contract you are Host, your I then am a body, I will not threat you......” “签下契约你就是宿主,你我便是一体,我不会对你构成威胁……” Very rare, System has the patience and Luo Su very much explains, idea that but Luo Su has not actually trusted completely, rubs on the back chair. 很难得的,系统很有耐心和罗素解释起来,但罗素却完全没有信任的想法,又在背后的靠椅上蹭来蹭去。 System detected that the Luo Su disaffection, the sound asked stiffly: „What are you making?” 系统察觉到了罗素的不满,声音僵硬问道:“你在做什么？” „I am thinking that actually here is , can the buttocks following stone place be the computer chair in my family.” “我在想这里究竟是哪,屁股下面的石座会不会就是我家里的电脑椅。” „You want!” “你想多了！” „My also like this felt, I now where, here is where?” “我也这么觉得,那我现在在哪里,这里是什么地方？” System gave the reply, this time sound becomes incomparably dignified, even also some noble feelings: „Here is the place of contract, various Tianwan the fairest palace. Here only then you and I, do not have the third party, the spirit of contract restrains us, does not cheat, does not conceal and does not conclude a treaty maliciously!” 系统给予了回答,这次的声音变得无比威严,甚至还有些神圣感:“这里是契约之地,诸天万界最为公平的殿堂。在这里只有你和我,不存在第三方,契约的精神约束我们,不欺诈、不隐瞒、不恶意缔约！” „Said very well, is we are here equal?” “说得很不错,是不是在这里我们都是平等的？” „Yes!” “是的！” „That why contract will just brave suddenly, like you control?” “那为什么契约刚刚会突然冒出来,就像你在操控一样？” „......” “……” „How you do not speak, halted?” “你怎么不说话了,死机了吗？” „The location that because...... I rent, as the house-owner, I have the jurisdiction.” “因为……我租的场地,作为房主,我有权限。” Luo Su laughs: „Hehe, inclined in the face of money fairly.” 罗素嗤笑:“呵呵,公平在金钱面前倾斜了。” „You do not need to complain, this is the necessary process, the people who all and System signs the contract are so.” “你无需抱怨,这是必要的过程,所有和系统签订契约的人都是如此。” Luo Su had not inquired the person who before and System signed the contract which went, the answer was obvious, these people have not died, which also had his matter. 罗素没有询问之前和系统签订契约的人去哪了,答案显而易见,那些人没死,哪还有他的事。 „Ok, the like this dry dialogue was too senseless, our Huaxia person likes discussing the matter on the table, said while chatted the beneficial training sentiment, pulled closer the relations, increased the working efficiency. If drinks but actually the opposite party, ten have 98, the matter that wants to handle became.” “好了,这么干巴巴的对话太无趣了,我们华夏人喜欢在餐桌上谈事情,边说边聊有益培养感情,拉近彼此之间的关系,增加办事效率。如果喝倒对方,十有九八,想办的事儿就成了。” System keeps mouth shut: „I do not drink, could not eat food.” 系统默然无语:“我不喝酒,也吃不了食物。” „Doesn't matter, you can visit me to eat!” Luo Su very natural said: „Since you are a house-owner, should be able to reserve is right, since the place of contract collects fees, definitely also has the dining to serve...... has the attractive service person, accompanies that eats to accompany to drink to accompany to play?” “没关系,你可以看着我吃！”罗素很是自然地说道:“既然你是房主,应该能订餐才对,契约之地既然收费,肯定也有餐饮服务……有没有漂亮的服务员,陪吃陪喝陪玩的那种？” System: „......” 系统:“……” „Good, looks at you is also poor System of no money, the attractive service person exempted. Gives me 0.1 roasted chickens, do not bring, slightly spicy!” “好吧,看你也是个没啥钱的穷系统,漂亮服务员就免了。给我点一份烤鸡,不要带把的,微辣！” Luo Su time is long, sits the stance of chatting while eating, causing System is a silence. 罗素一副时间还长,坐下来边吃边聊的架势,引得系统又是一阵沉默。 Soon, in front of Luo Su had/left a steaming hot roasted chicken, the knife and fork is complete, the seasoning, the attractive fragrance causes his index finger to move greatly. 不多时,罗素面前就多出了一份热气腾腾的烤鸡,刀叉俱全,还有调料,诱人的香味引得他食指大动。 Luo Su has not used the knife and fork, has not cared about the dining etiquette, tore up the chicken leg to eat directly. 罗素没有使用刀叉,也没有在乎用餐礼仪,撕掉鸡腿直接吃了起来。 System calmly looks, until he eats to play the chicken leg to begin to the chicken wing, opens the mouth saying: „When you want to eat, the so sacred dignified place, your blasphemous behavior will only tarnish the contract ceremony.” 系统静静看着,直到他吃玩鸡腿又向鸡翅膀动手,才开口道:“你想要吃到什么时候,如此神圣庄严的地方,你亵渎的行为只会玷污契约仪式。” Luo Su puts down the chicken wing, took up the table cloth mop to wipe the mouth, closed eyes to taste for several seconds, said with a smile: „This chicken is really unpalatable......, sorry, what I want to say is...... you worries very much?” 罗素放下鸡翅膀,拿起桌布擦了擦嘴,闭目回味了几秒,才笑道:“这鸡真难吃……哦,抱歉,我想说的是……你很着急？” System: „......” 系统:“……” „Must catch the train, does like this urgent sign the contract with me?” “要赶火车吗,这么迫切和我签订契约？” „Because the rent is very expensive, according to the time cost, we must race against time!” “因为租金很贵,按时间计费,我们必须争分夺秒！” System gave a very reluctant answer, Luo Su actually until the strategic point , to continue to ask: „What rent is, money where you come, said that...... embezzles my mission reward?” 系统给了个很勉强的答案,罗素却直至要害,继续问道:“租金是什么,你哪来的钱,还是说……克扣我的任务奖励？” „No, my jurisdiction is unable to deduct......” “没有,我的权限无法扣除……” System is just about to explain, was waved to break by Luo Su: „Was needless saying that lie type of thing, could not stand firmly forever. A lie needs 100 lie even more rumors to make up , to continue to lie, among us may not have on a wee bit trusts.” 系统正要解释,被罗素挥挥手打断:“不用说了,谎言这种东西,永远站不住脚。一个谎言需要一百个谎言甚至更多谎言去弥补,继续撒谎,我们之间可就一丁点信任都没有了。” „I have not lain to you, here is the place of contract, no one can lie here.” The sound that System explained was slightly rapid, emphasized this point again. “我没有对你撒谎,这里是契约之地,没人能在这里撒谎。”系统解释的声音略显急促,再次强调了这一点。 „Before also?” “之前也没有？” „Before did not have!” “之前也没有！” Luo Su smiled happily: „I, when uses Liniment for the first time, you give my prompt are, Item Card once were used, does not have the time limit, but after the use, is unable to take away the current world.” 罗素笑得更开心了:“我在第一次使用跌打酒的时候,你给我的提示是,物品卡一经使用,不存在时间限制,但使用之后就无法带离当前世界。” „......” “……” „But I return to the room time, the back was pressed by M9, M9 that then drawing to start out, was brought by me.” “可我回到房间的时候,背后被M9硌了一下,那把抽奖开出的M9,被我带了回来。” System: „......” 系统:“……” Luo Su two one: „You lied! Ex analogia, you said that no one can lie in the place of contract, this is a lie , to continue to push again, here at all is not the place of contract......, therefore, from the start level not that place?” 罗素两手一摊:“你撒谎了！以此类推,你说在契约之地没人能撒谎,这又是一个谎言,再继续推下去,这里根本不是契约之地……所以,压根级没那种地方吧？” Luo Su is saying, takes up the parchment with the hand of belt/bring oil, shook to continue saying: „Does this contract, what contract have after the formulation to delete at will? A contract spirit does not have, is not rigorous, the fool countersigns!” 罗素说着,用带油的手拿起羊皮纸,晃了晃继续道:“还有这份契约,有哪门子契约在制定之后可以随意删改的？一点契约精神都没有,太不严谨了,傻瓜才会签！” „......” “……” „Comes, ate this bowl of pigs to set the table, said the truth, was good to me to you!” “来来,吃了这碗猪排饭,把实话说出来,对你对我都好！” „......” “……” „Hurry up, here rent is very expensive.” “快点,这里租金很贵的。” The System facial features are unable to see clearly, can only judge from the sound, is disconsolate and indifferent, the meaning of a little accepting fate: „You are very intelligent, the power of observation is also keen, my first experience to you such sane person. Beforehand Host, hears the signing contract, even if the condition is harsh, agreed decisively.” 系统的五官无法看清,只能从声音判断,惆怅、淡然,有点认命的意思:“你很聪明,观察力也非常敏锐,我第一次见识到你这样理智的人。之前的宿主,一听说签订契约,哪怕条件再苛刻,也果断同意了。” Luo Su shakes the head: „Also ok, I is also intelligently common, depends entirely on the opponents to serve as contrast!” 罗素摇了摇头:“还行,我这人聪明也就一般,全靠对手衬托！” „......” “……”