AWH :: Volume #1 猪吃虎

#24: On the way person


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Xu Yan is very indeed helpless, because of his on the way, not only eats meal on the way, drinks water on the way, was connected including the above the latrine on the way, basically can talk into is always together. 徐言的确很无奈,因为跟他顺路的这位,不仅吃饭顺路,喝水顺路,连上茅厕都顺路,基本可以说成是形影不离了。 Which on the way, is clearly monitoring him. 哪是顺路,分明是在监视他罢了。 Brothers, you just came, our Yuan Mountain Stronghold has the custom, the brothers who each just came have a on the way person, you could rest assured that three months later, I not with you on the way.” The mountain bandit who the thin eyebrow keeps eyes open shrugged, said: You, when I like hearing that the latrine taste, under previous arranges, has no recourse, taking on.” “兄弟,你是刚来的,我们元山寨有规矩,每一位刚来的兄弟都有一位顺路人,你放心,三个月之后,我就不跟你顺路了。”细眉长眼的山匪摊了摊手,道:“你当我爱闻茅厕味啊,上支下排,迫不得已啊,担待着吧。” Yuan Mountain Stronghold sends to monitor the Xu Yan mountain bandit named Zhang He, over 20 years old are less than 30 appearances, after being responsible, kitchen. 元山寨派来监视徐言的山匪名叫张河,二十多岁不到三十的模样,负责后厨一块。 Does not divide what master chef to cut pillar in Shanzhaili, latter kitchen such several chefs, began to meals and snacks big fellow in any case together, eating of Third Stronghold Lord is certainly attentive, as for other mountain bandit, that was optional, to be how convenient how to come, with feeding hogs almost and that's the end. 在山寨里不分什么大厨还是切墩儿,反正后厨就那么几个厨子,到了饭点大家伙一起动手,三位寨主的吃食一定要用心,至于其他山匪,那就随意了,怎么省事怎么来,跟喂猪差不多就是了。 A distribution chef monitors Xu Yan, is not Yuan Mountain Stronghold to look after his Little Daoist Priest meals dials specially, but is Xu Yan is distributed after the kitchen, is responsible for doing odd jobs. 分派个厨子监视徐言,可不是元山寨为了照顾他这个小道士的伙食特意拨出来的,而是徐言就被分派在后厨,负责打杂而已。 Latrine for the place of contamination, the dirt can direct the ghost, the long time to save the ghost to be nerve-racking, our Daoists did not suggest to stay for a long time the latrine, the time of going to the bathroom best within the quarter of an hour, the too long words not only affected the state of mind of person, but also easy fresh sore.” “茅厕为污秽之地,污能引煞,久存煞地而伤神,我们道家是不建议久留茅厕的,出恭的时间最好在一刻钟之内,太久的话不但影响人的神魂,还容易生疮。” Xu Yan of squatting latrine pit, is explaining the idea of Daoists keeping in good health to Zhang He of nearby whole face features expressing pain, does not know is the air/Qi or smokes, the Zhang He one breath has almost not come up feeling stifled. 蹲茅坑的徐言,对着旁边满脸苦相的张河讲解着道家养生的理念,也不知是气的还是熏的,张河差点一口气没上来给憋死。 Holds one's nose, Zhang He said reluctantly: Pig does not like coming to the latrine pit, having no need for you reminding, hurry up, I must suffocate, was about to serve a meal, today eats the stuffed dumpling, you were responsible for the package on the line.” 捏着鼻子,张河无奈地说道:“猪都不爱来茅坑,用不着你提醒,快点吧,我都要熏死了,快开饭了,今天吃饺子,你负责包就行。” Yuan Mountain Stronghold is very big, Third Stronghold Lord lives in the great distance not far three courtyards respectively, said is the courtyard, before the institute, is a stockade, knockoff all around the stronghold wall that uses the fence to encircle seems like poor. 元山寨很大,三位寨主分别住在相隔不远的三座院落里,说是院落,院前不过是一层栅栏,山寨四周用篱笆围的寨墙看起来更是寒酸。 It is not these mountain Feiqiong, since five years ago is like a robber, the Yuan Mountain banditry may like thunder reverberating in one's ears in the nearby areas, others are been innumerable by the riches and honor that they make. 不是这些山匪穷,自从五年前占山为王,元山匪患在十里八乡可都如雷贯耳,被他们做掉的富贵人家数不胜数。 So crude knockoff , because they will not occupy a place is too long, present knockoff, is the year ago just moved, beforehand Yuan Mountain Stronghold has more than 30 li (0.5 km) mountain road from here fully. 如此简陋的山寨,是因为他们不会占据一个地方太久,如今的山寨,是年前刚刚搬过来的,之前的元山寨距离这里足有三十多里山路。 Qi Yuan Mountain is not an independent mountain, but is a continuous mountain range. 元山不是单独的一座山,而是连绵的一片山脉。 North and south the branch mountain range of this Wanheng mountain range is separated by several hundred li (0.5 km) far, in another side of this mountain range, is guarding tens of thousands of Great Pu army, the reputation of town/subdues western army, Liao Jiuming was saying does not fear, in fact since he arrives at Qi Yuan Mountain, is always guarding the sound of army. 这篇万恒山脉的分支山脉南北相隔数百里之远,在这片山脉的另一侧,则驻守着数以万计的大普边军,镇西军的名头,廖九鸣说着不惧,实际上自从他来到祁元山之后,无时无刻不在提防着边军的动静。 The common bailiff officers he did not fear, but side really wants the army to encircle, he flees immediately, therefore the construction of Yuan Mountain Stronghold is crude throughout, moreover 1-2 years will change a place. 寻常的捕快官兵他不怕,可是真要边军来围剿,他会立刻遁逃,所以元山寨的建造始终简陋,而且1-2就会换个地方。 The Yuan Mountain Stronghold latter kitchen in the rear of border, again in the future was the mountain forest, was arranged here, Xu Yan also calculated pure. 元山寨的后厨在寨子的大后方,再往后就是山林了,被安排在这里,徐言也算到了个清净地。 But pure, often is also the right and wrong place. 可是清净地,往往也是是非地。 The daytime harvest is many, several castellans decide to celebrate, transfers the next dozens altar/jar strong liquor, told , the kitchen prepares delicious some, consoles this group of brothers well. 白天的收获颇丰,几位寨主决定庆祝一番,分拨下几十坛烈酒,更吩咐后厨准备些好吃的,好好慰劳慰劳这帮弟兄。 Delicious naturally is the stuffed dumpling, ten chefs bustled about slightly quite a while, a basin basin braves the steam the stuffed dumpling to be escorted to various border places in abundance, in the post- kitchen, is tired Xu Yan that is sweating profusely to pinch the stuffed dumpling clumsily, others wrap to come out 56, he linked one not to wrap, made whole head all was the bread flour. 好吃自然是饺子,十来个厨子忙碌了小半天,一盆盆冒着热气的饺子被纷纷送往寨子各处,后厨里,累得满头大汗的徐言笨拙地捏着饺子,别人包出来五六个,他连一个还没包出来了,弄得满头满脸的全是面粉。 Boy, had not eaten the stuffed dumpling before, wraps such slowly.” The tall fat chef cast aside Little Daoist Priest, scoffs to say with a smile: Is your Daoist temple is too poor, cannot eat the meat.” “小子,以前没吃过饺子啊,包得这么慢。”五大三粗的胖厨子撇了眼小道士,嗤笑道:“是不是你们道观太穷,吃不起肉啊。” „Can Buddhist also eat the meat? Were the boys, your parents sold to the Daoist temple you, relax, came our Yuan Mountain Stronghold, so long as could take up the blade, had the meat to eat the liquor to drink!” “出家人还能吃肉么?小子,是不是你爹娘把你卖给道观了,放心,来了我们元山寨,只要拿得起刀,就有肉吃有酒喝!” Another thin and tall chef chops the filling while teased in the one side , the knife skill was actually good. 另一个瘦高的厨子一边剁馅子一边在一旁打趣,哐哐哐的,刀法倒是不错。 I and I do not have the parents, is the master picks in the riverside.” Xu Yan somewhat said shyly, the sound is not loud. “我、我没有爹娘,是师父在河边捡来的。”徐言有些腼腆地说道,声音不大。 Originally is a bastard.” The fat chef scolded one, one group of wheat flour were rubbed fast by him: Bastard is good, the world does not want you, you kill off the world, this is venting, understands the boy, looked that whose not pleasing to the eyes blade gets down and ensure he asked the father to shout mother toward you.” “原来是个野种。”胖厨子骂了一句,一团白面被他揉得飞快:“野种好,世人不要你,你就杀光世人,这样才解气,懂吗小子,看谁不顺眼一刀下去,管保他朝你叫爹喊娘。” Wu eldest child said right, a blade gets down, then shouted mother on the crying father, hahahaha!” Several chefs laughed in the one side, looks , the kitchen eldest child misleads that Benben's Little Daoist Priest interesting but actually. “吴老大说得对,一刀下去,那就哭爹喊娘了,哈哈哈哈!”几个厨子在一旁大笑了起来,看着后厨老大蛊惑那个笨笨的小道士倒也有趣。 Kills, murder to have the meat to eat, has the liquor to drink?” Xu Yan shrank asked that at this time, a nearby pot stuffed dumpling is good, several chefs your my place ate before it's too late. “杀、杀人才有肉吃,有酒喝么?”徐言畏畏缩缩地问了一句,这时候,旁边的一锅饺子已经好了,趁热几个厨子你一口我一口地吃了起来。 Outside delivered similarly, they were also hungry. 外面送得差不多了,他们也饿了。 On this way of the world, you do not kill people, is doomed down and out, eats the meat to drink? Has a dream!” Wu Dachu grasped two stuffed dumpling one to swallow, said wholely: This is the way of the world of eating the person, wants to maintain a livelihood, spells with the blade!” “就这个世道,你不杀人,就注定穷困潦倒,吃肉喝酒?做梦去吧!”吴大厨抓起两个饺子一口吞了进去,囫囵说道:“这就是个吃人的世道,想活命,拿刀拼!” The fierceness on fat face, demonstrated that the virulence of fat chef, he must turn into a fierce bandit front Little Daoist Priest thoroughly, because the Yuan Mountain Stronghold person are more, the day will feel better. 胖脸上的狰狞,显示出胖厨子的恶毒,他要将面前这个小道士彻底变成一个悍匪,因为元山寨的人越多,日子才会更加好过。 Murder can drink, the murder can eat the meat......” as if to believe misleading of opposite party seriously, Xu Yan pinched the stuffed dumpling hand even more to make an effort, he nods ruthlessly, said: I understood, this world eats the world of person, wants to maintain a livelihood must cannibalize the flesh, minced, the package becomes the stuffed dumpling, makes the bouillon , one one bowl!” “杀人就能喝酒,杀人就能吃肉……”仿佛当真信了对方的蛊惑,徐言捏饺子的手都越发用力了起来,他狠狠点了点头,道:“我明白了,这世界就是吃人的世界,想要活命就要吃人肉,把人剁碎了,包成饺子,做成肉汤,一口一个,一口一碗!” ! 噗! Just drank chef one of the one stuffed dumpling soup to spurt, other are chewing the chef of meat stuffing also more to chew are not the tastes, they more listen more disgusting, two had all spat the stuffed dumpling of mouth. 一个刚刚喝了一口饺子汤的厨子一口喷了出来,其他正嚼着肉馅的厨子也是越嚼越不是味儿,他们越听越恶心,有两个已经把嘴里的饺子全都吐了出来。 You are the pig! Teaches you to kill people, whose his mother taught you to cannibalize the flesh!” “你是猪啊!教你杀人,谁他娘教你吃人肉了!” The fat master chef suppressed the nausea to swallow the stuffed dumpling of mouth, waved saying: Urges to go faster, one side rolls, your pig brain, was disgusting I.” 胖大厨强忍着恶心把嘴里的饺子咽了下去,挥手道:“去去去,滚一边去,你个猪脑子,恶心死我了。” To -and-a-half big kids, no one will care, several chefs drank to scold several also to chat respectively other, the prostitute in some people's in discussing Changning Town brothel, some people of old person that discussed today's business and that runs away, regarding departing steel knife and frightened horse, radically no one relates to one. 对一个半大孩子,没人会在意,几个厨子喝骂了几句也就各自聊起了别的,有人在议论长宁镇青楼里的花姐儿,也有人谈论起今天的买卖和那逃走的老人一家,对于飞出的钢刀与惊马,根本没人联想到一处。 Also no wonder, who will think of young Little Daoist Priest, meets that type shoots with great precision the exquisite technique unexpectedly. 也难怪,谁会想到一个十几岁的小道士,竟然会那种百步穿杨般的精巧技法。 One side was rushed to Xu Yan flexure the head, was still making his stuffed dumpling carefully, Zhang He also pays no attention to him, selfish is bustling about, afterward saw the speed that Xu Yan makes dumplings is not fast, pinching to obtain is careful attractive, just like silver pieces, therefore Zhang He carries Xu Yan package of that pot stuffed dumplings, greeted fat master chef one, sent to the Third Stronghold Lord institute. 被赶到一边的徐言挠了挠脑袋,仍旧仔细地包着他的饺子,身旁的张河也不理他,自顾自的忙碌着,后来看到徐言包饺子的速度不快,捏得到是仔细好看,跟一个个元宝一样,于是张河端起徐言包的那锅饺子,招呼了胖大厨一声,送去了三位寨主的院里。 Three heads of household naturally eat compare are good, even if is the stuffed dumpling, must first peddle sending to that is intimate. 三位当家人吃得自然要比喽啰们好,即便全都是饺子,也得先挑卖相好的送去。 Half-day busy, the entire Yuan Mountain Stronghold person all eats to the heart's content, the latter kitchen was also divided jug strong liquor, but without the Xu Yan share, that fat master chef holds the wine pot not to let go, who must not be good. 半天的忙碌,整座元山寨的人全都酒足饭饱,后厨也被分到了一坛子烈酒,不过没有徐言的份,那胖大厨捧着酒坛不撒手,谁要也不行。 In Yuan Mountain Stronghold, so long as the fist is big enough, can a person of high skill head, here be there is no custom and order, the military force, represents all. 元山寨,只要拳头够大,就能高人一头,在这里是没有什么规矩与秩序可言的,武力,才代表一切。 At dusk, Xu Yan was arranged in the Zhang He room, since Zhang He is responsible for monitoring him, is Xu Yan person on the way, within three months, two people do not want to separate. 傍晚时分,徐言被安排在张河的房间,既然张河负责监视他,是徐言的顺路人,三个月之内,两人是别想分开了。 The Zhang He room is not big, pours also tidies up cleanly, Xu Yan was in any case thin and small, sleeps unable to occupy the big place, but Zhang He was still worried that asked the sentence: „Do you sleep the non- snort? I most hated the person who had the snoring.” 张河的房间不大,倒也收拾得干净,反正徐言瘦小,睡觉占不了多大地方,不过张河仍旧担心地问了句:“你睡觉不打鼾吧?我最恨打呼噜的人了。” Doesn't hit.” Xu Yan quickly beckons with the hand: My grinds teeth, never snort.” “不打不打。”徐言急忙摆手:“我磨牙,从来不打鼾。”
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