Spread very longproposition, whena man and a womanlocateoneroom, will youmake the beastor the beastwere inferior?
一个流传了很久的命题,当一男一女同处一室的时候,你会做禽兽还是禽兽不如?Althoughmost peopleinsayingwill reply that naturallyis the beast!
虽然大部分人在说的时候都会回答当然是禽兽啊!Butinreality, exists unable to make the situation of beast.
但现实之中,还是存在着很多做不了禽兽的情况。Whenalthoughtwo peoplerestin the same place, is facingattractiveyoung and fresh-lookingAsuna, Tang Haosomewhatis truly capricious, after allheis a normalman, thistype of thingalsohas certainly, butAsunais not a bystander, butis the groupfriend in chatroom, as the saying goesevildoer does not harm hisneighbors, ifhereallygaveincautiously, can'teatwipesdry/doesleavesonly?
虽然当两人睡在一起的时候,面对着漂亮水嫩的亚丝娜,汤昊确实有些心猿意马,毕竟他是个正常的男人,这种东西当然也是有的,但亚丝娜并不是外人,而是聊天室的群友,俗话说兔子不吃窝边草,如果他真的一不小心给上了,总不能吃干抹净就走人吧?When the time comes, everyoneraised the headin the chatroomdoes not seeto lower the headto see, thatis awkward.
到时候,大家在聊天室里抬头不见低头见的,那多尴尬啊。Ifon, can only shoulder the responsibility, butas the matter stands, That sideConsort Yuwas not goodto explain. AnyIallwant...... EmperorJikissedoneononeselfface, Consort Yuhot temperedthrewoneself, butperhapsto the truescene of carnage, thishot temperedbig sisterraised the doubleswordto cutdirectly!
所以如果上了,就只能负起责任,但是这样一来,虞姬那边就不好交待了。什么我全都要的……姬帝只是在自己脸上亲了一口,虞姬就已经暴躁的把自己丢了出去,而到了真正的修罗场,这位暴躁老姐恐怕就直接提着双剑砍过来了!Naturally, thiswas onlyonsituation.
当然,这只是上了的情况。In fact, Asunais onlyhisfakegirlfriend, wherehas the truth of starting out insincerely but ending up seriously.
事实上,亚丝娜只是他的假女朋友,哪有假戏真做的道理。ThereforefinallyTang Haocontrolledown, has not made any rashaction.
所以最终汤昊还是控制住了自己的,没有做出什么冒失的举动。Naturally, to put it bluntly, heinstigated!
当然,说白了,他还是怂!Therefore, firstin the eveningsuchuneventfulpassed, althoughwakes upnext day, opens the eyeto see that the opposite partyrestsbyoneself, two peoplesomewhatare embarrassed, butwhatmatterhas not happened after all, poursdoes not havetoomanyawkwardness.
于是,第一个晚上就这么风平浪静的过去了,虽然第二天醒来,一睁开眼睛看到对方就睡在自己旁边,两人都有些不好意思,但毕竟什么事情没发生,倒也没太多的尴尬。Moreover the new year's celebrationthese days, visiting friendsalso is very actually busy, particularlyTang Haoparents, becauseoneselfsonlooked for the foreigngirlfriend, feelsspeciallyonbig, leadstwo peopleto visitwhileSpring Festivalthisopportunityeverywhere, the relatives who usuallyrarelyexchangewalkedespecially.
而且过年这段时间,走亲访友其实也挺忙的,尤其是汤昊的父母,因为自己儿子找了个外国女朋友,觉得特别高大上,就趁着春节这个机会带着两人到处拜访,就连平时很少交流的亲戚都特地走了一趟。Tang Haoknows, thisisin disguised formsent the invitation to wedding.汤昊知道,这算是变相的发喜帖了。Howeverhedoes not care, earliergets throughthesethings, he can also leavesooner.
不过他也不在意,早点把这些事情办完,他也可以早些离开。Naturally, occasionallysomeaccidents/surprises, were1 stthat daywill go to the relative's houseto eat meal, on the dining table, children of relative's housepointed atAsunato saysuddenlysuddenly„, I thought that youwereAsuna of 300Yongungri, Iplayedthief6!”
当然,偶尔还是会有些意外的,就是初一那天去亲戚家吃饭,在饭桌上,一个亲戚家的小孩指着亚丝娜忽然恍然道“啊,我想起来了,你是300英雄里的亚丝娜,我玩得贼六!”Later, thischildwas punchedbyhis parentsfat, even the new year's moneywas snatched, criescompletely smashed.
之后,这小孩就被他的父母胖揍了一顿,连压岁钱都被抢了,哭得唏哩哗啦的。Howeverbecause ofthismatter, Tang Haodoes not dareto bringAsunato appear in publicactuallyagaincasually, although after the 2Dcharacterarrives atthreedimensions, somelookslightlydifferences, after changingclothes, is almost very difficultto recognize, maywould some regarding the feeling, at leasttopresentTang Hao, let alonechangesclothes, even if not wear the clothesheto recognize.
不过也因为这件事,汤昊倒是不敢再随便带着亚丝娜抛头露面了,虽然二次元的人物来到三次元后,相貌会稍微有些出入,换套衣服之后,几乎很难认出来,可总会有一些既视感的,至少对现在的汤昊而言,别说换套衣服,就算不穿衣服他都认得出来。Sincehas the children of relative's houseto be ablethrough300heroesto recognizeAsuna, ifthatknowssomeabout the dwellingcircleagainslightly, hearsto tiecityAsunathisname, perhapsherstatusexposeddirectly.
而既然有亲戚家的小孩能通过300英雄来认出亚丝娜,那么如果再有一个对宅圈稍微了解一些的,听到结城明日奈这个名字,她的身份恐怕直接就暴露了。Naturally, the 2Dcharacterarrives at the real world, thismattersoundsoriginallyprofoundimaginaryserious, hecanexplainwith the same surnameof the same namegreatly,seems likeSusuredthisname, in the realitycasualcandiscoverseveral hundred, this is really not a matter......, buthebrings homeAsunato celebrate the new year, originallytoavoidtroubling, avoidtalked incessantly, wherewill go looking for trouble.
当然,二次元人物降临现实世界,这种事情听起来本就玄幻的不得了,他大可以用同名同姓来解释,就好像苏苏红红雅雅这种名字,现实里随便就能找出几百个来,这真不是个事……但他带亚丝娜回家过年,本来就是为了避免麻烦,省得被唠叨,又哪里会去自找麻烦。Therefore, rapidwalked the relative, 2 ndin the morning, Tang Haosaid goodbyewith the family member, bringingAsunato leave.
于是,迅速的走完了亲戚,初二早上,汤昊就和家人告别,带着亚丝娜离开了。Lived inthese daysinTang Haofamily/home, Asuna has been very anxious, for fear thatgave it away, feltwrongedabout the relations of thisgenuine and fake, but also was shepasses the most substantialdaysince birth, leftevenalsosomedid not abandon.
住在汤昊家里的这几天,亚丝娜一直都很紧张,生怕穿帮,也对这种真真假假的关系感到困扰,但也是她有生以来过得最充实的日子,离开的时候甚至还有些不舍。Tang Haodoes not know that heridea, said„these dayswas laboriousyou, lateryouwere the planfirstgo tothat sideme, returned toIronLauntdirectly?”汤昊并不知道她的想法,说道“这段时间辛苦你了,之后你是打算先去我那边,还是直接回艾恩葛朗特?”Asunablinks, asked that „youdo liveinthatrented room?”亚丝娜眨了眨眼睛,反问道“你还是住在那个出租屋里吗?”„, Yes, how?”
“呃,是啊,怎么了?”„No.”Asunarapidshaking the head,
“没什么。”亚丝娜迅速的摇了摇头,Thenalsosaidin very tranquiltone,„Ithoughtperhapsyoushouldchange an environment, after allyouto the family membersaidoneselfhave the companyto start an undertaking, iftheyseein the rented room, may have the suspicion, moreover...... has the guestto the words that your comes, is not quite goodto entertain?”„Thisbut actually is also.”
然后又以非常平静的语气说道,“我只是觉得你或许应该换个环境,毕竟你都向家里人说自己开公司创业,要是他们看到住在出租屋里,可能会产生怀疑,而且……有客人到你这来的话,也不太好招待吧?”“这倒也是。”Tang Haonods, actuallyafterobtainingeighthundred million, liveshetrulyto thinkregarding the improvement, buthehas runinotherworldafter allthese days, hereworldinsteadround tripin a hurry, simplydoes not have the timeto handlethismatter, nowraisesafterAsuna......汤昊点头,其实在得到八个亿之后,对于改善生活他确实有想过,但毕竟这段时间他一直都在其他世界跑,这边的世界反而来去匆匆,根本没时间去处理这件事,现在经亚丝娜一提……„Right, wantedmeto helpyou? Looked that housematterI am very adept.”
“对了,要不要我帮你啊?看房子这种事情我还挺拿手的。”Tang Haodid not suspect,by the Asunafamily background, the visionwill not be certainly wrong, immediatelyshouldsay that „good, thattroubledyouat the appointed time. Howevermymoneybasicallykeeps the demonto ban the world, Mikotois not, after a period of timesaidagain.”汤昊倒不怀疑,以亚丝娜的家庭出身,眼光当然不会错,当即应道“好啊,那到时就麻烦你了。不过我的钱基本都留在魔禁世界,美琴也不在,过段时间再说吧。”„Un un!”Asunafeeling pleasedshould.
“嗯嗯!”亚丝娜喜滋滋的应下了。Tang Haodoes not know why sheseems like very happyappearance, butmentionedMikoto, hethinks the chatroom, thinks the chatroomhethinksfor these dayswas busy withtreating with courtesy between relatives, completelywithoutpaying attention to the chatroomhas hadanything, thenturns on the cell phoneimmediately, the landingchatroom.汤昊也不知道她为什么看起来很高兴的样子,不过说起美琴,他就想到了聊天室,想到聊天室他就想到这几天忙于亲戚间的应酬,完全没有关注过聊天室里发生过什么,便立刻打开了手机,登陆聊天室。Being nothing more or less, is20people.
不多不少,还是二十个人。Tang Hao many are somewhat disappointed, actuallywent tothese days of fgoworldinhim, the chatroomsends inthreeinvitationsto contain, butstillalsohas no rookieto join, obviouslywas the sunken wreck, after allonly had10probabilities, pouringwas not strange.汤昊多少有些失望,其实在他去fgo世界的这段时间,聊天室又发来了三张邀请涵,但至今也没有任何一个新人加入,显然是沉船了,毕竟只有十的机率,倒也不奇怪。But the scheduledrookiethenonly hasAll MightandErzathese two.
而预定的新人便只有欧尔麦特和艾露莎这两人。
After these twoenter the group, can definitely be the mostbackbonestrength of chatroom, butinvitedthesetwodutiesverytroublesome...... that sideSakata Gintokidid not say that 30 millionwerehisshort remaining lifesimply, previoustimehas asked that probablyalsoonlygained5 millionto the present, this was luckyKaguyahelpedmanage finances, otherwiseeventhis5 millionnot necessarilycould accumulate.
这两人进群后,必然会是聊天室的最中坚战力,但邀请这两位的任务都挺麻烦的……坂田银时那边就不说了,三千万简直就是要他的老命,上次问过,好像到现在也只赚了五百万,这还是多亏了辉夜帮忙理财,否则连这五百万都未必攒得下来。As forMisaka Mikotoandthat sideKuriyamaMirai, aftersolving the event of quietghost, Mikotohad once initiated a challengetoErza, buthas not won.
至于御坂美琴和栗山未来那边,在解决了幽鬼的事件之后,美琴曾向艾露莎发起过一次挑战,但没有打赢。Although the liston the ability, the Mikotoabilitydefinitelyusescompared withErzaappearance/allowFanfurthermore, butfightsdoes not depend on the abilityonly, Mikotohas livedin the entire world„safely”Gakuentoshi, even ifhercharactervery powerfulcombative, herfightalsobasicallyissomepieces of work, butErza is actually truerisking one's life, two peopleat„earnest”experience of fight, the disparitywastoobig.
虽然单就能力而言,美琴的能力肯定比艾露莎更兼容泛用,但打架并不是单靠能力的,美琴一直都生活在全世界最“安全”的学园都市,哪怕她本身的性格好强好斗,她的战斗也基本都是些小打小闹,而艾露莎却是真正的出生入死,两人在“认真”战斗的经验上,差距还是太大了。Naturally, withthatsuffering defeat, Mikotois also tryingto change itselftime, althoughmakesherbe cruel-heartedto kill people are unable to achievemostly, but how not to turn on the waterin the fight, is cruel-heartedputs forth the decisionresultto strike, shealsoingraduallystudy.
当然,随着那一次的败北,美琴也在试图改变自己,虽然让她狠下心去杀人多半是做不到的,但如何在战斗中不放水,狠下心去使出决定胜负的一击,她也在逐渐学习中。As forKaguyaandPatchouli, these twofool aroundin the Aradmainland, wallowingdnfis unable to extricate oneself.
至于辉夜和帕秋莉,这两人还是在阿拉德大陆鬼混,沉迷dnf无法自拔。Princess, Tang Ritian, youryear, has knownfinallygot online!
公主殿下诶,汤日天,你的年过完了啊,终于知道上线了啊!Evenwallowsdnf, Kaguyadoes not forget the watergroup, after all to her, does not have the so-calledclonedeficiencybunch.
就算沉迷dnf,辉夜还是不忘水群,毕竟对她而言,没有所谓的分身乏束。Greatlystupidpalegets onlineeach time, Icanseeyouin the watergroup, can't youhandle a propermatter?
大笨淡每次上线,我都能看到你在水群,你就不能做点正经事情吗?
Hasn't the princessIhandled the propermatter? YesterdayIcontactedReggie, whenIgraspedto giveyouto work as the giftit.
公主殿下我怎么没有做正经事情?昨天我才接触了狄瑞吉呢,等我把它抓起来就送给你当礼物啊。Stupidlywas greatly paleyou to killme? MoreovercatchesReggie, are youchatting?
大笨淡你是想杀了我吗?而且抓狄瑞吉,你在说笑呢?Tang Haohas known, the purpleyounger sisterabducted the matter of fantasytownshipRottes, according to mother law of fantasytownship, guaranteesdoes not permitRottesto turn intoradish, butRotteswasbecausedid not go on livingin the Aradmainland, the strengthwas weakened the limit, will followYakumo Yukarito goto fantasize that the townshipsought the vitalityin addition.汤昊已经知道,紫妹将罗特斯诱拐到了幻想乡的事,根据幻想乡的娘化定律,保不准罗特斯就会变成萝特丝,但罗特斯是因为在阿拉德大陆活不下去,力量又被削弱到了极限,才会跟着八云紫前往幻想乡另寻生机的。HoweverReggie......
然而狄瑞吉……Itsstrengthmaynot haveto be weakened!
它的力量可没有遭到削弱啊!ByKaguya the body of notdying, keeps offReggie'splagueattackto have no issue, butmustsay that catchesReggie, thatwas talking bigcompletely, othersare one of the 12apostles, perhaps, experienced the new and oldchange of chatroom, hasthispossibilityas the senior statesmanstrengthto becomepuzzlepurpleyounger sistertwice, butKaguya, absolutelywithoutthisability!
以辉夜的不死之身,挡下狄瑞吉的瘟疫侵袭没什么问题,但要说抓狄瑞吉,那就完全是在说大话了,人家好歹是十二使徒之一,或许,经历了聊天室的新旧更替,作为两度元老实力成谜的紫妹倒有这个可能,而辉夜,绝对没有这个能力!Naturally, ifthrough the politicalnegotiation that Kaguyamostexcels, has a bigfeasibilityactually.
当然,如果通过辉夜最擅长的政治交涉,倒是有着不小的可行性。
A Reggieplague, takes away the fantasytownshipit, evenYakumo Yukariis not necessarily ableto agree.
只是,狄瑞吉一身瘟疫,把它带去幻想乡,连八云紫都未必会同意啊。Kaguya is also knowsobviouslyownweightverywisehas not workedinthistopic.辉夜显然也是知道自己的斤两很明智的没有在这个话题上进行下去。PrincessTang Ritian, youbrought homeAsunato celebrate the new yearfor these days, own to come clean, starts out insincerely but ends up seriously? Hasyou can't unscramble an egg? Istoo happy to think of home and duty, hasn't the chatroomeven landed?
公主殿下汤日天,你这几天带着亚丝娜回家过年,老实交待,有没有假戏真做?有没有生米煮成熟饭?是不是乐不思蜀,才连聊天室都没有登陆?Stupidlyis greatly pale you dirtyperson should not be baseless pure, Isuchpureperson, howpossiblyhandlesthatmatter!
大笨淡你不要凭空污人清白,我这么纯洁的人,怎么可能做那种事情!
The princessis also right, your instigates the type, it is estimated that the younger sistersreston a bedwithyou, youdo not dareto start.
公主殿下也对,就你那个怂样,估计人家妹子跟你睡一张床上,你都不敢下手的。Tang Hao„......”汤昊“……”Grabs the cell phone, Tang Haohas nothing to say in replysuddenlyunexpectedly.
抓着手机,汤昊一时间竟是无言以对。Side, Asuna is also looksis red in the face, hastilyinchatting the skylightreplies.
旁边,亚丝娜也是看得面红耳赤,连忙在聊天窗里回复。Asunado not speak irresponsibly, I and association presidentare only...... are only the ordinaryfriendrelations.亚丝娜你别乱说啊,我和会长只是……只是普通的朋友关系。Princessmatterwhoknows that perhaps, youhave unrequited lovedTang Ritian, acting with constraint that butconcerned aboutyoung girlis not goodto vindicate, thereforethistimefollowsTang Ritianto go hometo celebrate the new year, attemptsyou can't unscramble an egg, butfor face-saving consideration, is not also goodextremelyactively, finallyTang Ritianisinstigatesto compel, thereforeyour two peopledo not have the overflightfinally, uses temporarily as the safe/without matterto happen, right?
公主殿下这种事情谁又知道呢,或许你早就暗恋汤日天,只是碍于少女的矜持不好表白,所以这次才跟着汤日天回家过年,试图生米煮成熟饭,但又碍于面子,不好太过主动,结果汤日天又是个怂逼,所以最后你们两个人都没越线,权当无事发生,对吧?Greatlystupidpale, althoughresultis right, but did yourbrainmake up are also too many?
大笨淡虽然结果是对的,但你的脑补也太多了吧?Tang Haofires off the character, thenturns the head saying that immediately„thispersonlikes the mouthfulrunningtrain, do not manageher......, youhow?”汤昊打完字,便立刻转头说道“这人就喜欢满嘴跑火车,你别理她……呃,你怎么了?”
The Tang Haounexpecteddiscovery, Asunais staring, a surprisedappearance.汤昊意外的发现,亚丝娜瞪着眼睛,一副吃惊的模样。„Not, no!”Asuna should not be hastily excessive, anxioussaying, „that the association president...... Imustreturn toIronLaunt.”
“没、没什么!”亚丝娜连忙别过头,急急的说道,“那个,会长……我要回艾恩葛朗特了。”„.”Tang Haohas not thought,onlythinksshewas saidembarrassedbyKaguya.
“哦哦哦。”汤昊倒也没多想,只以为她被辉夜说得不好意思了。Howeverinseveralseconds, Asunareturnsis excessive, looks atTang Hao, clenches teeth.
但是没过几秒,亚丝娜又回过了头,看着汤昊,咬了咬牙。„Association president...... should youalsoreturn to a IronLaunt? Everyonethinksyouvery much.”
“会长……你是不是也该回一趟艾恩葛朗特了?大家都很想你。”
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