TDHHCOM :: Volume #4

#361: Cognitive dislocation


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Under the anticipation of Chisa. 千纱的期待之下。 Kitahara Kaede delivered to the gift her hand finally. 北原枫终于将礼物送到了她的手中。 An unadorned square box, cannot certainly see anything from the semblance, therefore Chisa quite crude disassembles the box directly, then saw the true colors of gift- an alarm clock. 一个朴实无华的正方形盒子,从外表当然看不出什么,所以千纱颇为粗暴的直接将盒子拆开,然后看到了礼物的真面目-一个闹钟。 Just like its packing box, complete unadorned. 跟它的包装盒子一样,完完全全的朴实无华。 Insisted to speak the words of what characteristics. 硬要说有什么特点的话。 Is the alarm clock seems like quite anti- falls probably. 大概就是闹钟看起来相当耐摔。 Also is seeing the flash of this alarm clock, Chisa radical eruption! 也在看到这个闹钟的一瞬间,千纱彻底爆发了! Nii-san, you are intentional!?” 尼桑,你是故意的吧!?” Chisa glowers to Kitahara Kaede, even if not deliver little bear puppet, delivers a glove her to accept, what meaning but delivers an alarm clock is, this was not really suggesting behavior that she likes having a long lazy sleep? 千纱北原枫怒目而视,哪怕不送小熊玩偶,送一副手套她都能接受,但是送个闹钟是什么意思,这难道真的不是在暗示她喜欢睡懒觉的行为吗? Will not have the mistake. 不会有错的。 Manages the Elder Brother as her righteousness, Kitahara Kaede knows very early in the morning she was injured by falling down many alarm clocks. 作为她的义理哥哥,北原枫一早知道她到底摔坏了多少个闹钟。 Since eight kill the ultra god, she has not bought the alarm clock again, was tacitly approves Kitahara Kaede to ask him to get out of bed. 打从八杀超神之后,她就再也没买过闹钟,算是默认了北原枫叫他起床。 Therefore this alarm clock fully is the evil intention. 所以这个闹钟满满都是恶意。 In addition a moment ago puts her scarf not to use, chooses Iino Miko that tattered scarf, in brief she now very unusual was not happy. 加上刚才放着她的围巾不用,去选择伊井野弥子那条破破烂烂的围巾,总之她现在非常非常非常的不高兴。 If Kitahara Kaede does not give her an explanation. 如果北原枫不给她一个解释的话。 She will not forgive him absolutely. 她绝对不会原谅他。 Kitahara Kaede has not thought, is only action of the joke, the response of Chisa so will be big: I and I see Chisa not to have the alarm clock, therefore bought this alarm clock to give to you especially, originally also thinks that you will like.” 北原枫也没有想到,只是一个玩笑之举,千纱的反应会这么大:“我、我只是看到千纱没闹钟,所以特地买了这个闹钟送给你,本来还以为你会喜欢。” How to possibly like!!!” “怎么可能会喜欢啊!!!” The Chisa eye socket was red, actually places usually, she will be impossible to be angry this situation. 千纱眼眶都红了,其实放在平时,她不可能会生气到这种地步。 Just difference treated before, the gift was the alarm clock exactly, this in tandem has the chemical reaction immediately, to Kitahara Kaede is being a temperament: Must deliver me the alarm clock, so many months, so many holidays, you do not deliver early, late does not deliver, when delivered at this time, I look at Nii-san you am intentionally.” 只是刚刚的区别对待在前,礼物是闹钟又恰好在后,这一前一后立刻产生了化学反应,对着北原枫就是一通脾气:“要送我闹钟,这么多个月,这么多次节日,你早不送,晚不送,偏偏等到这个时候才送,我看尼桑你就是故意的。” Brought the weeping voice to say such a. 带着哭腔的说了这么一句。 Chisa has snatched the scarf, takes the alarm clock, dá dá ran up to the building. 千纱抢过围巾,拿着闹钟,哒哒哒就跑上楼去了。 Bang closes the door. 砰一声关上门。 Chisa shrinks in the room, the giant closing sound entire house can hear. 千纱缩在屋子里,巨大的关门声整栋房子都听得到。 She first throws into the scarf the trash can, then holds up the alarm clock in hand high, the backhand wants to move directly. 她先将围巾一把丢进垃圾桶里,然后高高举起手里的闹钟,反手就想直接砸掉。 However finally has not hated to start. 但是最终还是没舍得下手。 After all............ this is Nii-san gives her first gift after all. 毕竟……毕竟……这是尼桑送她的第一个礼物。 But this gift clarifies is playing tricks on her. 但这份礼物又摆明是在戏弄她。 Finally be forced. She throws into the alarm clock the drawer directly, came one less seen the better. 最后迫于无奈。她直接将闹钟丢进抽屉里,来了一个眼不见为净。 Christmas anything, was most repugnant!” “圣诞节什么的,最讨厌了!” Chisa throws to the bed on, to a pillow chaotic hammer, was obviously regarding Kitahara Kaede it. 千纱扑到床上,对着枕头一顿乱锤,明显将它当成了北原枫 With the lapse of time. 随着时间的推移。 Chisa has not calmed down, to get more mad on the contrary, more is more agitated. 千纱并没有冷静下来,相反越想越气,越想越烦躁。 Spent so many days intentions to be disappointed, the Christmas present of even anticipating, was brought to crack a joke by not good Nii-san. 花费了这么多天的心意被辜负,连期待的圣诞礼物,也被无良尼桑拿来开玩笑。 Also fortunately is the brother and sister. 也就还好是兄妹。 If the lover relates, she pledged must directly bastard Nii-san throwing off. 要是恋人关系的话,她发誓一定要直接将混蛋尼桑给甩掉。 Asked him to take the younger sister wrong behavior. 叫他拿妹妹不当人。 ...... …… Downstairs Kitahara Kaede has not thought that Chisa will be angry. 楼下的北原枫没有想到千纱会这么生气。 It is not cracking a joke -type gave a venomous gift, then suppresses her while convenient, raises the Iino Miko scarf, why will Chisa be angry? He felt oneself do absolutely does not have the problem. 不就是开玩笑式的送了一个充满恶意的礼物,然后顺便打压她,抬高伊井野弥子的围巾,为什么千纱会这么生气?他觉得自己做的完全没毛病啊。 Kitahara Kaede carefully analyzed. 北原枫仔细分析了一下。 First among the brother and sister damages mutually is a very ordinary matter. 首先兄妹之间互损是很平常的一件事吧。 Among the brother and sister inserts a girlfriend again, that is not the brother and sister damages to raise the girlfriend mutually, letting the girlfriend can happy? 兄妹之间再插入一个女朋友,那不都是兄妹互损以抬高女友,让女友能够开心的吗? Therefore disparages the Chisa scarf. 所以贬低千纱的围巾。 If Chisa really highly cares, he apologized at the worst afterward on the past. 如果千纱真的非常在意,他大不了事后道歉一下就过去了。 Among the brother and sister first coordinates certainly to show no external differences, then the matter of one of us is solved again in private. 兄妹之间当然是先配合起来一致对外,然后自家人的事情再私下解决嘛。 Next is an alarm clock. 其次就是闹钟。 What his starting point chooses this malicious gift intentionally, but those words, among the brother and sister play this joke, damages opposite party one mutually is not very normal? 他的出发点的确是故意选择这个恶意的礼物,但还是那句话,兄妹之间开开这种玩笑,互相损对方一把不是非常正常吗? For example Chisa often does not uncover his dirty business. 比如说千纱不经常揭他的糗事。 Now he is also in the same fashion, uncovers the Chisa dirty business, active next Christmas atmosphere. 现在他也是以同样的方式,来揭一揭千纱的糗事,活跃一下圣诞节的气氛。 Really was touches reverse scale.” “果然是触到逆鳞了啊。” Kitahara Kaede analyzed one, feels to have a long lazy sleep, and breaks the bad customs of N alarm clock is the black history that Chisa is not willing to raise, now his unfortunately stamp reverse scale, therefore just like the mine field to jump, was exploded to meet a cruel death. 北原枫分析了一通,觉得睡懒觉,并且砸坏N个闹钟的坏习惯是千纱不愿意提起的黑历史,现在他好死不死的戳到了逆鳞,于是犹如雷区蹦迪,被炸了个粉身碎骨。 In brief, must first apologize.” “总之,得先去道歉。” Kitahara Kaede does not want to do stiffly the Christmas atmosphere, he thought that oneself should apologize immediately, making Chisa calm down. Otherwise later the parents telephone, if told the parents him and Chisa quarrelled, it is estimated that by stream of abuse that the father will scold, although the stepmother will not say anything, but quite will definitely also be worried at heart. 北原枫不想把圣诞节的气氛搞僵硬,他觉得自己应该立刻去道歉,让千纱消消气。否则待会父母打电话回来,要是告诉父母他和千纱吵架了,估计会被父亲骂的狗血淋头,继母虽然不会说什么,但心里肯定也会相当担心。 Just prepared to go upstairs. 刚准备上楼。 Saw Yukino from the building, obviously because of the Chisa big movement: Akira-kun, I just heard bang one in the room, the sound is quite big, was the appearance of Chisa probably unusual vitality/angry, you provokes certainly her?” 就看到雪乃从楼上走了下来,显然是因为千纱的大动作而来:“枫君,我刚刚在房间里听到砰的一声,动静相当大,千纱好像非常生气的样子,一定又是你招惹到她了吧?” „...... Is this.” “……是这样的。” Kitahara Kaede acknowledged honestly, but what is ‚’. 北原枫老实承认了,不过什么叫‘又’啊。 Yukino Yukinoshita is frowning: Therefore what happened? I have not seen Chisa to be angry, moreover but today Christmas, Akira-kun does not know that makes Chisa.” 雪之下雪乃皱着眉头:“所以发生什么事情了呢?我还没见过千纱这么生气,而且今天可是圣诞节,枫君也不知道让一让千纱。” I and I do not know why Chisa responds such big temperament.” “我、我也不知道千纱反应为什么会这么大脾气啊。” Kitahara Kaede said the around beginning to end of matter, simultaneously will just analyze brother and sister damage mutually the viewpoint said that to demonstrate oneself this time were absolutely innocent, but stepped on the land mine incautiously. 北原枫将事情的前后始末说了一遍,同时将刚刚分析的‘兄妹互损’的观点说出来,以显示自己这次绝对是无辜的,只是一不小心踩到了地雷。 „The Miko sauce and did Chisa deliver you scarf?” 弥子酱和千纱都送了你围巾?” The Yukino Yukinoshita complexion is a little stiff, received receiving in the gift in hand subconsciously. 雪之下雪乃的脸色有点僵硬,拿在手上的礼物下意识的收了收。 Un, exactly collision.” “嗯,恰好撞车了。” Kitahara Kaede had not said to Yukino Yukinoshita, today had a collision to hit miserably. 北原枫没有对雪之下雪乃说,今天撞车撞惨了。 Hit three car(riage)s in the school, just now goes home to encounter Iino Miko with the Chisa scarf event, he is done the trauma by the scarf now quickly, the nightmare about scarf was finished fortunately. 在学校就撞了三次车,才刚回家遭遇了伊井野弥子千纱的围巾事件,他现在都快被围巾搞出心理阴影了,还好关于围巾的噩梦算是结束了。 Akira-kun is really incurable.” 枫君果然无可救药呢。” Yukino Yukinoshita not too satirized one happily, then walks on the sofa turns on the television, did not respond Kitahara Kaede. 雪之下雪乃不太高兴的讽刺了一句,然后走在沙发上打开电视,不去搭理北原枫了。 Kitahara Kaede called one cautiously: Yukino sauce?” 北原枫小心翼翼的叫了一声:“雪乃酱?” Akira-kun, do not speak to me?” 枫君,不要跟我说话可以吗?” Yukino Yukinoshita is pointing at the television: You disturbed me to watch the television.” 雪之下雪乃指着电视:“你打扰到我看电视了。” „What on the television puts is the advertisement......” “但电视上放的是广告……” Un, you disturbed me to read the television advertisement.” “嗯,你打扰到我看电视广告了。” „......” “……” Kitahara Kaede had nothing to say in reply, even if found the excuse not to find such optional excuse. 北原枫无言以对,就算找借口也别找这么随意的借口吧。 „The Yukino sauce, were you angry?” 雪乃酱,你生气了?” Moss Moss ~ Yukino sauce?” “莫西莫西~雪乃酱?” Kitahara Kaede also called several, but saw that Yukino Yukinoshita had not responded, then compelled ignorant. 北原枫又叫了几声,但见到雪之下雪乃没反应,这下更懵逼了。 a moment ago fortunately is obviously good. 明明刚才还好好的。 How to be saying to be saying, Yukino did not follow happily. 怎么说着说着,雪乃也跟着不高兴了起来。 Kitahara Kaede is puzzling, finally chose to go upstairs. 北原枫百思不得其解,最终还是选择了上楼去。 The urgent matter must level Chisa, as for the Yukino words, although seems like not a little happy, but is far from being Chisa that degree, therefore first makes Yukino Yukinoshita calm one for good. 当务之急是要摆平千纱,至于雪乃的话,虽然看起来有点不高兴,但远远没有达到千纱那种程度,所以还是先让雪之下雪乃冷静一下为好。 Sees Kitahara Kaede to go upstairs. 北原枫上楼。 The Yukino Yukinoshita backhand switched off the television, closely is frowning, looks very puzzled. 雪之下雪乃反手就关掉了电视,紧紧皱着眉头,看起来十分纠结。 Most makes her feel puzzled definitely is the Christmas present. 最让她感到纠结的肯定是圣诞礼物。 Because she saw Kitahara Kaede to lack a scarf couple days ago, then wove one personally, happen to today sees that in the picture on the Kitahara Kaede neck does not know where from made a tattered scarf, but also thinks that this gift Kitahara Kaede will definitely like. 因为她前几天看到北原枫缺一条围巾,然后亲手织了一条,正好今天又看到照片里北原枫脖子上不知道从哪弄了一条破破烂烂的围巾,还以为这份礼物北原枫肯定会喜欢。 Finally everyone thinks probably, delivered the scarf completely. 结果大家好像想到了一起,全部都送了围巾。 How this makes the scarf in her hand deliver to act. 这让她手里的围巾怎么送出手啊。 At the last moment, replacement Christmas gift also without enough time, moreover this scarf is she weaves personally, has very vital significance regarding her, really discards her definitely not to give up. 事到临头,更换圣诞节礼物也来不及,而且这围巾是她亲手织的,对于她有着非常重要的意义,真这么丢掉她肯定舍不得。 This most lets her puzzled place. 这是最让她纠结的地方。 Second intertwined is Chisa. 第二个纠结点就是千纱了。 Through the description of Kitahara Kaede, she has just known, Kitahara Kaede two people will have clashes of opinion with Chisa today , because two people have had the serious dislocation to each other cognition. 通过刚刚北原枫的描述,她已经知道,北原枫千纱两人今天之所以会闹矛盾,是因为两人对彼此的认知已经产生了严重的错位。 Kitahara Kaede the Chisa localization is a younger sister. 北原枫千纱定位为妹妹。 Therefore the way treats Chisa with brother and sister damage mutually, felt the way that this brother and sister are together is very natural. 所以用‘兄妹互损’的方式对待千纱,觉得这种兄妹相处的方式十分理所当然。 However Chisa actually no longer the Kitahara Kaede localization is an Elder Brother. 但是千纱却已经不再将北原枫定位为哥哥。 Then vitality/angry. 之所以那么生气。 Obviously regarded the one's beloved Kitahara Kaede, puts that to be rivals for sexual favor with Iino Miko. 明显是将北原枫当成了心上人,搁那跟伊井野弥子争风吃醋呢。 If works as Brother Cheng Kitahara Kaede. 如果只是将北原枫当成哥哥。 Facing the Kitahara Kaede behavior, will it is estimated that only close to a smile, then thinks that means recover the gathering place, hiding that rather than angry pents up anger in the room, does not respond Kitahara Kaede completely. 面对北原枫的行为,估计只会一笑置之,然后想个办法找回场子,而不是生气的躲在屋子里生闷气,完全不去搭理北原枫 As outsider. 作为局外人。 She the clarity that all these look. 她将这一切看的清清楚楚。
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